History Funny / OracleOfTao

1st Jun '15 12:40:02 PM nombretomado
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** There's a faux-Harlequin novel in one of the shelves, with heavy science-fiction overtones. The story talks about how "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet" this guy kisses his girl. Only, [[Franchise/{{Alien}} her chest pops open]] and [[InuYasha out pops a giant mantis monster]] which proceeds to eat him "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet"...

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** There's a faux-Harlequin novel in one of the shelves, with heavy science-fiction overtones. The story talks about how "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet" this guy kisses his girl. Only, [[Franchise/{{Alien}} her chest pops open]] and [[InuYasha [[Manga/InuYasha out pops a giant mantis monster]] which proceeds to eat him "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet"...
16th Mar '13 5:24:53 AM erforce
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** There's a faux-Harlequin novel in one of the shelves, with heavy science-fiction overtones. The story talks about how "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet" this guy kisses his girl. Only, [[{{Aliens}} her chest pops open]] and [[InuYasha out pops a giant mantis monster]] which proceeds to eat him "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet"...

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** There's a faux-Harlequin novel in one of the shelves, with heavy science-fiction overtones. The story talks about how "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet" this guy kisses his girl. Only, [[{{Aliens}} [[Franchise/{{Alien}} her chest pops open]] and [[InuYasha out pops a giant mantis monster]] which proceeds to eat him "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet"...
24th Sep '12 10:44:53 PM bulmabriefs144
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--> '''SnakeDinner''': ''Snake with potato fries, drenched in gravy. [[LateToThePunchline Wait...]]''

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--> '''SnakeDinner''': '''[[JustForPun Snake Dinner]]''': ''Snake with potato fries, drenched in gravy. [[LateToThePunchline Wait...]]''
6th Feb '12 4:48:52 PM bulmabriefs144
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** There's a {{Snowlems}} story. Snowmen freeze the city, except for the house of the person who created them.

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** There's a {{Snowlems}} story. Snowmen freeze the city, except for the house of the person who created them.them.
*** In general, many of the books in the game were [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs written this way]]...
6th Feb '12 4:45:29 PM bulmabriefs144
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** There's a faux-Harlequin novel in one of the shelves, with heavy science-fiction overtones. The story talks about how "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet" this guy kisses his girl. Only, [[{{Aliens}} her chest pops open]] and [[InuYasha out pops a giant mantis monster]] which proceeds to eat him "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet"...

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** There's a faux-Harlequin novel in one of the shelves, with heavy science-fiction overtones. The story talks about how "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet" this guy kisses his girl. Only, [[{{Aliens}} her chest pops open]] and [[InuYasha out pops a giant mantis monster]] which proceeds to eat him "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet"...feet"...
** There's a {{Snowlems}} story. Snowmen freeze the city, except for the house of the person who created them.
6th Feb '12 4:38:19 PM bulmabriefs144
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--> '''SnakeDinner''': ''Snake with potato fries, drenched in gravy. [[LateToThePunchline Wait...]]''

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--> '''SnakeDinner''': ''Snake with potato fries, drenched in gravy. [[LateToThePunchline Wait...]]'']]''
* Some of the more interesting FairyTales, including a GenderFlip version of {{Twilight}}, with the girl as the vampire. She is at risk for death due to incompatible blood during pregnancy, so then she's ''bitten by a human'' and turns mortal.
** There's a faux-Harlequin novel in one of the shelves, with heavy science-fiction overtones. The story talks about how "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet" this guy kisses his girl. Only, [[{{Aliens}} her chest pops open]] and [[InuYasha out pops a giant mantis monster]] which proceeds to eat him "slowly and seductively, starting with the feet"...
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