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12th Sep '17 9:58:39 PM Discar
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'''Hook''': [{{Beat}}] Aye.

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'''Hook''': [{{Beat}}] [{{Beat}}; he clearly has no idea what a GPS is] Aye.
3rd Sep '17 2:24:38 AM Ingonyama
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*** He's ''still'' not let is go as of ''The Black Fairy'' as he writes off Granny's as a place for [[spoiler:Emma and Hook to marry]] due to not all their memories there being "good" due to Whale.

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*** He's ''still'' not let is it go as of ''The Black Fairy'' as he writes off Granny's as a place for [[spoiler:Emma and Hook to marry]] due to not all their memories there being "good" due to "good", and brings up Whale.
1st Sep '17 7:54:47 AM Ingonyama
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[[AC: Season 6 Outtakes]]

* Robin Hood appears to Regina and Snow...when he's supposed to be dead. Snow points this out, but all Regina can do is praise how great he looks. And then he flounces offscreen like any of the show's fairies.
* The FoeYay returns with a vengeance. Zelena tries to smooch Belle, ''King George'' puckers up for David, Zelena and the Evil Queen start to go for it with tongue, and in one scene a pan-over reveals what very much looks like Zelena and Regina either attempting to choke one another or actually taking their makeout to the next step...
* Hook searches Rumple...to find he doesn't have the dagger on him. ([[GenreSavvy Did you really think the Dark One would, Killian?]])
* A RunningGag of ToiletHumor, with a large number of actors passing gas. For those who don't find this funny in and of itself, Lana Parilla's commentary on baby Robin doing so is much funnier: "That is a ''real'' fart, not a TV fart."
* David cracks up over Hook being unable to climb the beanstalk with only one hand.
* Gideon and Emma's swordfight: Emma actually steps right on Gideon's groin...then a few moments later when he sits up too soon, he rams his face into ''her'' groin.
* Robert Carlyle, of all people, screws up a line!
* Regina, regarding the Evil Queen: [[SpicyLatina "That bitch is gonna die today!"]]
* ''The entire'' ''RunningGag'' ''with the mosquitoes''. Seriously, ''no'' actor is left alone by them, they can't stop swatting, smacking, and flailing, eventually they go with industrial-strength fumigation, and it ''still'' doesn't get rid of them. Bonus points to Emma's in-character "Really?!", Ginnifer succeeding in smashing one (to a look of disgust at her hand), and Lana claiming they're filming "where mosquitoes are born."
* Lana can't say "alternate reality." And then bursts out laughing when she finally gets it right, still ruining the take.
* Belle can't get the door of the pawn shop open. And speaking of doors, the one to Regina and Robin Hood's cell in Rumple's dungeon won't close. Which of course leads to yet another CallBack: "I'm free!"
* Jennifer Morrison is so excited about her character's birthday she runs right out of the set and through the CGI-green screen wall. Perhaps as payback for this, she can't blow out the candle on her cupcake, to the point you'd be tempted to think it was one of those trick candles that re-light themselves.
* A cross with a heartwarming moment, but Pinocchio/August interrupting his reunion with Princess Emma by suddenly hugging her.
* Snow White can tie a cherry stem with her tongue.
* Watching the prop people handing Gideon a sword/taking away a sword, to represent them magically teleporting, but of course without the special effects. Emma: "You did it without the poofing, it's amazing!"
* Everyone stumbling over their lines (though as usual the best moments go to Josh Dallas).
* Hook keeps coughing during his lines, first with Emma, then Blackbeard, leading the latter to diagnose it as emphysema.
* Not only does Archie get to screw up a line again, [[OutOfCharacterAlert he actually says "Piss!"]]
* Regina's hair gets in her mouth.
* Hook, when rallying Nemo and the other Nautilus crew to hunt down the monster whose blood can get them back to Storybrooke: "Come on, gentlemen: let's get crackin'!"
* After the sheriff's car breaks down at the town line, David is prepared to shoot it out of its misery.
* Emma, Snow, and Rumple all randomly bobbing and then sinking down out of the camera view like they're dancing.
* In a rather meta moment, a DeletedScene where Emma is talking to Regina about Hook "leaving" her while flipping through files at the sheriff's station, ending with "there's nothing left to say." Cue a long minute or two of silence and paper flipping before she adds, "Seriously, there's nothing else to say, I don't have anything else" and Regina observing that's "because that's all they wrote."



* Henry explains to Emma and Regina how he freed them from the mirror world, by smashing the mirror with the hammer instead of the Dragon's heart, because he remembered Emma counseling him to never compromise his principles.
-->'''Regina''': So...you did the right thing ''and'' lost your temper. ''(looks at Emma)'' Guess you ''do'' take after both of us.



-->'''Zelena''': A one-handed pirate and a chilised chin with a sword? No thanks, I'd like to live through this!


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-->'''Zelena''': A one-handed pirate and a chilised chiseled chin with a sword? No thanks, I'd like to live through this!

this!
23rd Aug '17 11:37:24 PM MikeW
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\n* Zelena looks at the Evil Queen turned into a snake in a cage.
-->'''Zelena''': Hello, sis. Your skin has never looked better.
* Zelena says she needs backup to face the Dark Fairy and Charming offers himself and Hook.
-->'''Zelena''': A one-handed pirate and a chilised chin with a sword? No thanks, I'd like to live through this!

23rd Aug '17 11:25:42 PM MikeW
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[[AC: Season 6 Deleted Scenes]]
* An extended bit of Jasmine telling Aladdin to open the Cave of Wonders.
-->'''Aladdin''': Left the key in my other puffy pants.

6th Aug '17 7:25:18 AM Ingonyama
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* David tries to insist Hook ask him for permission to date Emma. Hook replies that even he knows that's old fashioned, "And I still pay for things with doubloons."

[[AC: Episode 3 - Rocky Road]]



* David tries to insist Hook ask him for permission to date Emma. Hook replies that even he knows that's old fashioned, "And I still pay for things with doubloons."

[[AC: Episode 3 - Rocky Road]]

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* David After Robin Hood tries to insist Hook ask him for permission to date Emma. Hook replies kiss the freezing Marian awake and it doesn't work, Charming opines that even he knows that's old fashioned, "And I still pay for things it might be the same as what happened with doubloons."

[[AC: Episode 3 - Rocky Road]]
Abigail and Frederick (ice, rather than gold, keeping the lips from truly touching). But Emma is LockedOutOfTheLoop because no one ever got around to telling her this story. Her reaction seems like a combination of "Who ''else'' is in this town, and what other kind of trouble do I have to help them out of?" and "What else haven't you told me, Dad? Is this an OldFlame of Mom's?"
-->'''Emma''': Who's ''Frederick''?!
-->'''Henry''', ''who's read the storybook cover to cover'': I'll tell you later.
* The whole scene with Emma and David discovering Will Scarlet in Robin's tent and what happens afterward has a number of gems, from Will claiming he was just in the tent because he'd heard about Marian and had come to offer condolences and information he thought would help--Emma isn't buying it for a minute--to the bit at the door of the ice cream shop when he tries picking the lock (Charming: "You really think it'll help your case, breaking in ''again''?") only for Emma to startle both of them with her own lock-picking knowledge she got from Neal, and finally how, after they investigate the back room to discover it being kept cold magically, they suddenly turn around to find Will gone...having emptied the till and run for it.
29th Jul '17 11:59:46 PM Ingonyama
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* A feverish Graham is surprised by Mr. Gold who has been doing some "gardening" (actually digging/burying something, while still clad in his suit and equipped with his cane) in the forest, and stammers that he thought he (Gold) was a wolf.

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* A feverish Graham is surprised by Mr. Gold who has been doing some "gardening" (actually digging/burying something, while something--it turns out later to have been the Dark One's dagger--while still clad in his suit and equipped with his cane) in the forest, and stammers that he thought he (Gold) was a wolf.



[[AC: Episode 13 - What Happened to Fredrick]]

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[[AC: Episode 13 - What Happened to Fredrick]]Frederick]]



** There's something hilarious about Archie, Jiminy Cricket, tying Regina to a tree and yelling "I"m sorry your majesty, but my conscious is clear!" in the most murderous way possible. It's funnier that I'm making it sound.

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** There's something hilarious about Archie, Jiminy Cricket, tying Regina to a tree and yelling "I"m sorry your majesty, but my conscious conscience is clear!" in the most murderous way possible. It's funnier that I'm making it sound.
10th Jul '17 11:02:58 AM huberd
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* Rumplestitskin, in order to give Regina the reason why the curse failed the first time, asks in demand to be well off in the new world, AND that she'll do whatever he says if he ever says, "Please." It's just how he's so jovial about it that makes it so funny for what's a pretty childish request.

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* Rumplestitskin, Rumplestiltskin, in order to give Regina the reason why the curse failed the first time, asks in demand to be well off in the new world, AND that she'll do whatever he says if he ever says, "Please." It's just how he's so jovial about it that makes it so funny for what's a pretty childish request.



* Snow White and "Prince Charming" get properly introduced for the first time. WellExcuseMePrincess is being thrown around all willy nilly. For both parties. Especially when charming cuts her down.

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* Snow White and "Prince Charming" get properly introduced for the first time. WellExcuseMePrincess is being thrown around all willy nilly. For both parties. Especially when charming Charming cuts her down.



* Henry (to Graham): "You kissed my MOM?!?"

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* Henry '''Henry''': (to Graham): Graham) "You kissed my MOM?!?"



** ''This'' exchange is [[Tropers/CopperTop1 my]] favourite:

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** ''This'' exchange is [[Tropers/CopperTop1 my]] favourite:favorite:



--> '''Emma''': Hey Henry, what are you up to?\\
'''Regina''': Ms. Swan, he's not your son, how many times do I have to tell you biological bonds mean nothing.\\
'''Emma''': ....Actually, I was here in my capacity as [sheriff]. \\
'''Regina''': Oh. Carry on.

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--> '''Emma''': Hey Henry, what are you up to?\\
Henry. What happened?\\
'''Regina''': Ms. Miss Swan, he's not your son, how many times do must I have to tell remind you biological bonds that genetics mean nothing.nothing? You are not his mother and it's all taken care of..\\
'''Emma''': ....Actually, I was I'm here in my capacity as because I'm the [sheriff]. \\
'''Regina''': Oh. Carry on.Oh, that's right. Go on, do your job.



* Leroy and MM's faces when Leroy lies about the candles and Sister Asterid hugs him.

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* Leroy and MM's faces when Leroy lies about the candles and Sister Asterid Astrid hugs him.



** There's something hilarious about Archie, Jiminy Cricket, tying Regina to a tree and yelling "I"m sorry your majesty, but my concious is clear!" in the most murderous way possible. It's funnier that I'm making it sound.

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** There's something hilarious about Archie, Jiminy Cricket, tying Regina to a tree and yelling "I"m sorry your majesty, but my concious conscious is clear!" in the most murderous way possible. It's funnier that I'm making it sound.



*** Charming gets a repeat performace with Hook. It's under not quite so funny circumstances but Hook saves it with his almost exasperated 'I kinda do deserve that now can we get to the important stuff' look he gets.

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*** Charming gets a repeat performace performance with Hook. It's under not quite so funny circumstances but Hook saves it with his almost exasperated 'I kinda do deserve that now can we get to the important stuff' look he gets.



'''Whale:''' ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Kathyrn?]]''\\

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'''Whale:''' ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Kathyrn?]]''\\Kathryn?]]''\\






-->'''Rumplestilstskin:''' Do you have to ask? I came to witness the Queen's execution. Even had my heart set on a wee souvenir. It's all very disappointing.

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-->'''Rumplestilstskin:''' -->'''Rumplestiltskin:''' Do you have to ask? I came to witness the Queen's execution. Even had my heart set on a wee souvenir. It's all very disappointing.
























-->'''Zelena:''' YoureInsane\\

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-->'''Zelena:''' YoureInsane\\You're Insane\\



--> '''Regina''': I don't care if they're dancing daffodilds! I need to destroy my sister, and so do you!

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--> '''Regina''': I don't care if they're dancing daffodilds! daffodils! I need to destroy my sister, and so do you!



-->'''Hook:''' Swan?\\
'''Emma:''' Hook?\\
'''Hook:''' What the hell are you doing? You're depriving me of a dashing rescue.\\
'''Emma:''' Sorry. The only one who saves me is me.

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-->'''Hook:''' -->'''Hook''': Swan?\\
'''Emma:''' '''Emma''': Hook?\\
'''Hook:''' '''Hook''': What the hell are you doing? You're depriving me of a dashing rescue.\\
'''Emma:''' '''Emma''': Sorry. The only one who saves me is me.



-->[[spoiler:'''Marian:''']]...Unless you intend to kidnap me. I'm going to go find my family.\\

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-->[[spoiler:'''Marian:''']]...-->[[spoiler:'''Marian''':]]...Unless you intend to kidnap me. I'm going to go find my family.\\



'''Emma:''' Well then, I guess we're kidnapping you.\\
'''Hook:''' ''(laughs)'' I always knew there was a little pirate in you, Swan.

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'''Emma:''' '''Emma''': Well then, I guess we're kidnapping you.\\
'''Hook:''' '''Hook''': ''(laughs)'' I always knew there was a little pirate in you, Swan.










-->'''David''': Well, it's not every day my wife says she was friends with a God.
-->'''Snow''': Demi-God.

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-->'''David''': Well, it's not every day my wife says she was friends with a God.
god.
-->'''Snow''': Demi-God.Demigod.












* "Did you ''know?!'' Did you know ''the whole time?!'' Where I was? Who I'm from?! ...Who I'm ''from''? Where I was from... God!" ''(cue hysterical laughter from Neal)''

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* "Did you ''know?!'' Did you know ''the whole time?!'' Where I was? Who I'm I was from?! ...Who I'm I was ''from''? Where Who I was from... God!" ''(cue hysterical laughter from Neal)''



1st Jul '17 10:31:04 PM ConMan1226
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-->'''Emma:''' What, she's real too?\\

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-->'''Emma:''' What, Seriously, she's real too?\\


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* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Wouldn't be the first flying monkey I've dated.]]"
18th Jun '17 8:38:37 AM huberd
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* Charming and Snow apologising to Hook for [[spoiler: killing him in the alternate reality and Charming stating that it was not his fault; he had no heart after all. Snow then gets annoyed that he's putting all the blame on her.]]

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* Charming and Snow apologising apologizing to Hook for [[spoiler: killing him in the alternate reality and Charming stating that it was not his fault; he had no heart after all. Snow then gets annoyed that he's putting all the blame on her.]]



* Henry speculates that the Count is Dracula; then he realises it's daytime.

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* Henry speculates that the Count is Dracula; then he realises realizes it's daytime.



-->'''Snow''': Dr. Jekyl and Dr. Frankenstein. You know what that sounds like?

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-->'''Snow''': Dr. Jekyl Jekyll and Dr. Frankenstein. You know what that sounds like?



-->'''Emmma''': He has a death wish. Meaning if he messes with me again, I'm going to kill him.

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-->'''Emmma''': -->'''Emma''': He has a death wish. Meaning if he messes with me again, I'm going to kill him.
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