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** "Ling Ling! Come here with your fine self!"
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* Norbit's friends and family are all horrified at what he's gotten himself into. The pimps joke that Rasputia is "an Escalade in a wedding dress", and that she's where buttermilk comes from. When Norbit comes to his friends' table, they all immediately claim they're jealous of him.
** Wong gives his best man's speech, and says he can't understand why Norbit married "a gorilla". The Brothers jump up to challenge Wong, who gaslights them and asks why they'd start a fight at a wedding. He later says Norbit can survive anything, even Rasputia, who he gestures to without saying her name. Finally, he makes a toast hoping for peace, love, and happiness for the couple... "and lots and lots of ''bananas for your new gorilla!''"
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** And then it's time for the kiss. Taking off the veil, Norbit and the viewer have a vision of Rasputia's big face and dirty teeth. He tries a peck, but Rasputia forces him to kiss her. Almost all guests make expressions and shouts of disgust at the sight of the scene, with the Rasputia brothers being the only ones celebrating. During the kiss, Norbit moves his legs endlessly, trying desperately to let go.

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** And then it's time for the kiss. Taking off the veil, Norbit and the viewer have a vision of Rasputia's big face and dirty teeth. He tries a peck, but Rasputia forces him to kiss her. Almost all guests make expressions and shouts of disgust at the sight of the scene, with the Rasputia Rasputia's brothers being the only ones celebrating. During the kiss, Norbit moves his legs endlessly, trying desperately to let go.

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** And then it's time for the kiss. Taking off the veil, Norbit and the viewer have a vision of Rasputia's big face and dirty teeth. He tries a peck, but Rasputia forces him to kiss him. Almost all guests make expressions and shouts of disgust at the sight of the scene, with the Rasputia brothers being the only ones celebrating. During the kiss, Norbit moves his legs endlessly, trying desperately to let go.

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** And then it's time for the kiss. Taking off the veil, Norbit and the viewer have a vision of Rasputia's big face and dirty teeth. He tries a peck, but Rasputia forces him to kiss him.her. Almost all guests make expressions and shouts of disgust at the sight of the scene, with the Rasputia brothers being the only ones celebrating. During the kiss, Norbit moves his legs endlessly, trying desperately to let go.



** "Merry Christmas! *crash* Ho ho ho!"
** "Halt! *crash* 9-1-7, officer down!"



* Rasputia's shocked look at seeing Norbit dancing with Kate ... and then furious to see Kate sipping her drink.
* Norbit screaming "No" when Rasputia decides to go with him to the water park, ruining his encounter with Kate.

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* Rasputia's shocked look at seeing Norbit dancing with Kate ... and then furious to see Kate sipping her drink.
drink. "Bitch, that's my wine cooler!".
* Norbit screaming "No" "No!" when Rasputia decides to go with him to the water park, ruining his encounter with Kate.



* In the montage of Norbit lying to Rasputia to meet Kate secretly, we see Rasputia in short clothes washing her car to the sound of "Milkshake".
* Rasputia shaving her private parts, even kicking the assistant in the face because of the pain. She then looks at the result and discovers the whistle that Norbit had missed...

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* In the montage of Norbit lying to Rasputia to meet Kate secretly, [[FanDisservice we see Rasputia in short clothes washing her car to the sound of "Milkshake".
"Milkshake"]]. She then chucks a sponge at him, which Norbit promptly dodges. "You do it!"
** Norbit successfully riding a bike for the first time, only to crash when it hits the sidewalk to a park and he goes somersaulting to the ground below. And the old guys watching and laughing.
* Rasputia shaving her private parts, getting a bikini wax, even kicking the assistant in the face because of the pain. She then looks at the result and discovers the whistle that Norbit had missed...
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** "Right in the blow hole!"

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** "Right "Bingo! Right in the blow hole!"
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-->'''Rasputia''': Imma show you how a bitch go down a slide.
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* Norbit's new girlfriend says his name is stupid. The name of Norbit's new girlfriend? Rasputia.

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* Norbit's new girlfriend says his name is stupid. The name of Norbit's new girlfriend? Rasputia.Rasputia (rass-pyoo-sha).
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** And then it's time for the kiss. Taking off the veil, Norbit and the viewer have a vision of Rasputia's big face and dirty teeth. He tries a peck, but Rasputia forces him to kiss him. Almost all guests also make expressions and shouts of disgust at the sight of the scene, with the Rasputia brothers being the only ones celebrating. During the kiss, Norbit moves his legs endlessly, trying desperately to let go.

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** And then it's time for the kiss. Taking off the veil, Norbit and the viewer have a vision of Rasputia's big face and dirty teeth. He tries a peck, but Rasputia forces him to kiss him. Almost all guests also make expressions and shouts of disgust at the sight of the scene, with the Rasputia brothers being the only ones celebrating. During the kiss, Norbit moves his legs endlessly, trying desperately to let go.



* At the water park, Rasputia insults Kate for her thinness and mind that Norbit loves her and is addicted to having wild sex with her. Kate chokes in disgust as she listens to everything.

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* At the water park, Rasputia insults Kate for her thinness and mind lies that Norbit loves her and is addicted to having wild sex with her. Kate chokes in disgust as she listens to everything.



* Rasputia shaving her private parts, even kicking the assistant in the face because of the pain. She then looks at the result and discovers the whistle that Norbit had missed ...

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* Rasputia shaving her private parts, even kicking the assistant in the face because of the pain. She then looks at the result and discovers the whistle that Norbit had missed ...missed...
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[[caption-width-right:350: Rasputia was full of love indeed...]]

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