History Funny / Norbit

18th Nov '17 10:55:23 AM AnthonyA
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** "Let me tell you, just between the two of us, I can't keep Norbit off me! Boom, bam, boom boom! But I ain't mad at him. Heyyy."



** "Let me tell you, just between the two of us, I can't keep Norbit off me! Boom, bam, boom boom! But I ain't mad at him. Heyyy."
* Mr. Wong steals every scene he is in.
* Norbit expressing his rage about Rasputia during a children's puppet show.



* When Rasputia arrives at the church, she finds to her dismay that she was too late to catch Norbit and Kate. She swears, before suddenly reacting in horror as you shouldn't swear in church. She swears again, and then swears at herself for swearing again and again...
* When Norbit is about to warn Kate about Rasputia's death threat, he suddenly hears the telltale ominous, massive creaking and groaning of the floor above him as Rasputia approaches the window.



* Mr. Wong steals every scene he is in.
* When Norbit is about to warn Kate about Rasputia's death threat, he suddenly hears the telltale ominous, massive creaking and groaning of the floor above him as Rasputia approaches the window.
* When Rasputia arrives at the church, she finds to her dismay that she was too late to catch Norbit and Kate. She swears, before suddenly reacting in horror as you shouldn't swear in church. She swears again, and then swears at herself for swearing again and again...
* Norbit expressing his rage about Rasputia during a children's puppet show.
-->'''Mr. Wong''': This remind me of Chinese snuff film I once costar in!
* When [[spoiler: Norbit arrives at the church to stop the wedding, and the entire choir gets up and sings his name.]]
* The cartoonish way that Rasputia runs when Wong harpoons her ass.

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* Mr. Wong steals every scene he is in.
* When Norbit is about to warn Kate about Rasputia's death threat, he suddenly hears the telltale ominous, massive creaking and groaning of the floor above him as Rasputia approaches the window.
* When Rasputia arrives at the church, she finds to her dismay that she was too late to catch Norbit and Kate. She swears, before suddenly reacting in horror as you shouldn't swear in church. She swears again, and then swears at herself for swearing again and again...
* Norbit expressing his rage about Rasputia during a children's puppet show.
-->'''Mr. Wong''': This remind me of Chinese snuff film I once costar co-star in!
* When [[spoiler: Norbit arrives at the church to stop the wedding, wedding and the entire choir gets up and sings his name.]]
* The cartoonish way that Rasputia runs when Mr. Wong harpoons her ass.butt.
18th Nov '17 1:24:45 AM AnthonyA
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* When Rasputia scares her brother Blue into telling her of Norbit's whereabouts, shaking more and more salt onto her pizza.

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* When Rasputia scares her brother Blue into telling her of Norbit's whereabouts, shaking more and more salt onto her piece of pizza.
18th Nov '17 1:24:38 AM AnthonyA
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* When Rasputia scares her brother Blue into telling her of Norbit's whereabouts.

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* When Rasputia scares her brother Blue into telling her of Norbit's whereabouts.whereabouts, shaking more and more salt onto her pizza.
18th Nov '17 1:24:26 AM AnthonyA
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* When Rasputia scares her brother Blue into telling her of Norbit's whereabouts.
18th Nov '17 1:24:04 AM AnthonyA
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale Rape is NOT okay when it's female on male.]] That being said, "HAPPY PRESIDENT'S DAYYYYYYY!" was kinda funny.

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* CrowningMomentOfFunny: [[DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale Rape is NOT okay all right when it's it is female on male.]] That being said, "HAPPY PRESIDENT'S DAYYYYYYY!" "Happy President's Day!" was kinda funny.
18th Nov '17 1:23:12 AM AnthonyA
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** "SAY "TUESDAY" AGAIN AND YOU AIN'T GONNA SEE WEDNESDAY!"

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** "SAY "TUESDAY" 'TUESDAY' AGAIN AND YOU AIN'T GONNA SEE WEDNESDAY!"
18th Nov '17 1:23:03 AM AnthonyA
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** "SAY TUESDAY AGAIN AND YOU AIN'T GONNA SEE WEDNESDAY!"

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** "SAY TUESDAY "TUESDAY" AGAIN AND YOU AIN'T GONNA SEE WEDNESDAY!"
18th Nov '17 1:22:54 AM AnthonyA
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** "SAY TUESDAY AGAIN, AND YOU AIN'T GONNA SEE WEDNESDAY!"

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** "SAY TUESDAY AGAIN, AGAIN AND YOU AIN'T GONNA SEE WEDNESDAY!"
18th Nov '17 1:22:48 AM AnthonyA
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** "GOD bless America!"

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** "GOD "God bless America!"
18th Nov '17 1:22:42 AM AnthonyA
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* When Rasputia slides on the water slide..that is all.
* Pretty much everything Katt Williams' character says. Especially at the wedding.
* Mr. Wong steals every scene he's in.

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* When Rasputia slides on the water slide..slide... that is all.
* Pretty much everything Katt Williams' character says.says and does. Especially at the wedding.
* Mr. Wong steals every scene he's he is in.
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