History Funny / NoCountryForOldMen

8th Aug '16 3:46:56 PM GothicProphet
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-->'''Ellis''': I deduced it. Once you walked in.

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-->'''Ellis''': I deduced it. Once you walked in.in.
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1st Jul '16 3:31:35 AM WiryBuffalo
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** Before that, the accountant explained the motives behind the man Anton just shot. The kicker, though, is that he kept talking about the man in current tense, and rolls his eyes upon realizing that he should've been talking in past tense since the man was murdered not even a minute ago, and in before his very eyes, no less.

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** Before that, the accountant explained the motives behind the man Anton just shot. The kicker, though, is that he kept talking about the man in current tense, and rolls his eyes upon realizing that he should've been talking in past tense since the man was murdered not even a minute ago, and in before his very eyes, no less.less.
* This exchange between '''Sheriff Bell''' and '''Ellis''':
-->'''Bell''': How'd you know I was here.
-->'''Ellis''': Who else'd be in your truck.
-->'''Bell''': You heard it?
-->'''Ellis''': How's that?
-->'''Bell''': You heard my -- you havin' fun with me?
-->'''Ellis''': What give you that idea. I seen one of the cats heard it.
-->'''Bell''': But -- how'd you know it was mine?
-->'''Ellis''': I deduced it. Once you walked in.
27th Sep '15 9:29:46 AM PeabodySam
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** Later followed up by:
-->'''Carla Jean Moss''': Sheriff, was that a true story about Charlie Walser?\\
'''Ed Tom Bell''': Who's Charlie Walser? Oh! Well... uh... a true story? I couldn't swear to every detail but it's certainly true that it is a story.
30th Jul '14 2:47:10 PM nightshade1218
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* "Are you gonna shoot me, too?" "Well, that depends... [[SchmuckBait Did you see me?]]"

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* "Are you gonna shoot me, too?" "Well, that depends... [[SchmuckBait Did you see me?]]"me?]]"
** Before that, the accountant explained the motives behind the man Anton just shot. The kicker, though, is that he kept talking about the man in current tense, and rolls his eyes upon realizing that he should've been talking in past tense since the man was murdered not even a minute ago, and in before his very eyes, no less.
27th Aug '13 5:11:20 PM nightshade1218
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* "Are you gonna shoot me, too?" "Well, that depends... [[SchmuckBait Did you see me?]]

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* "Are you gonna shoot me, too?" "Well, that depends... [[SchmuckBait Did you see me?]]me?]]"
27th Aug '13 5:09:00 PM nightshade1218
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** Beforehand, when Llewelyn walks in wearing nothing but a hospital robe and the boots he bought, the clerk's first response is "How're them Larry's holding up?"



-->'''Man Who Hires Wells:''' I'll look into it.

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-->'''Man Who Hires Wells:''' I'll look into it.it.
* "Are you gonna shoot me, too?" "Well, that depends... [[SchmuckBait Did you see me?]]
14th Feb '13 3:16:00 PM DoktorvonEurotrash
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* The shopkeeper's response when Llewelyn asks him if they get a lot of people coming into his shop not wearing any clothes: "No, sir. It's unusual."

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* The shopkeeper's response when Llewelyn asks him if they get a lot of people coming into his shop not wearing any clothes: "No, sir. It's unusual.""
* When Wells tells his employer that he counted the floors on the way up and that there's one missing:
-->'''Man Who Hires Wells:''' I'll look into it.
24th Jun '12 12:25:52 PM Zmister517
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* The scene where a stranger gives Anton's car a jump manages to be uncomfortable and funny at the same time. We see Chigurh's half-assed attempt at smiling, which only comes off as creepy. And then: [[PreMortemOneLiner "Could you get those chicken crates out of the bed?"]]
22nd May '12 7:04:22 PM IchigoMontoya
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* Anton's terrifying presence is only balanced by his absurdly dorky hairdo, for some people.
7th May '12 4:45:37 PM StAraqiel
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* "It's a mess, ain't it, Sherrif?" "If it ain't, it'll do til the mess gets here."

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* "It's a mess, ain't it, Sherrif?" Sheriff?" "If it ain't, it'll do til the mess gets here."
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