History Funny / NoCountryForOldMen

9th Apr '18 6:10:29 PM Kamiguy123
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* "Are you gonna shoot me?" "That depends... [[SchmuckBait Did you see me?]]"

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* "Are you gonna shoot me?" "That depends... [[SchmuckBait Did Do you see me?]]"
9th Apr '18 6:08:54 PM Kamiguy123
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9th Apr '18 6:08:08 PM Kamiguy123
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* "Are you gonna shoot me, too?" "Well, that depends... [[SchmuckBait Did you see me?]]"

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* "Are you gonna shoot me, too?" "Well, that me?" "That depends... [[SchmuckBait Did you see me?]]"
22nd Dec '16 4:23:59 PM PowerSkunk
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\n--> '''Boy 1:''' (Referring to a 100 dollar bill given to the other boy) Y'know, half that's mine.
--> '''Boy 2:''' You still got your damn shirt!
--> '''Boy 1:''' That's not what it's for!
--> '''Boy 2:''' Well, maybe... but I'm still out a shirt.
22nd Dec '16 4:21:45 PM PowerSkunk
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** Followed almost immediately by:

8th Aug '16 3:46:56 PM GothicProphet
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-->'''Ellis''': I deduced it. Once you walked in.

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-->'''Ellis''': I deduced it. Once you walked in.in.
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1st Jul '16 3:31:35 AM WiryBuffalo
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** Before that, the accountant explained the motives behind the man Anton just shot. The kicker, though, is that he kept talking about the man in current tense, and rolls his eyes upon realizing that he should've been talking in past tense since the man was murdered not even a minute ago, and in before his very eyes, no less.

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** Before that, the accountant explained the motives behind the man Anton just shot. The kicker, though, is that he kept talking about the man in current tense, and rolls his eyes upon realizing that he should've been talking in past tense since the man was murdered not even a minute ago, and in before his very eyes, no less.less.
* This exchange between '''Sheriff Bell''' and '''Ellis''':
-->'''Bell''': How'd you know I was here.
-->'''Ellis''': Who else'd be in your truck.
-->'''Bell''': You heard it?
-->'''Ellis''': How's that?
-->'''Bell''': You heard my -- you havin' fun with me?
-->'''Ellis''': What give you that idea. I seen one of the cats heard it.
-->'''Bell''': But -- how'd you know it was mine?
-->'''Ellis''': I deduced it. Once you walked in.
27th Sep '15 9:29:46 AM PeabodySam
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** Later followed up by:
-->'''Carla Jean Moss''': Sheriff, was that a true story about Charlie Walser?\\
'''Ed Tom Bell''': Who's Charlie Walser? Oh! Well... uh... a true story? I couldn't swear to every detail but it's certainly true that it is a story.
30th Jul '14 2:47:10 PM nightshade1218
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* "Are you gonna shoot me, too?" "Well, that depends... [[SchmuckBait Did you see me?]]"

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* "Are you gonna shoot me, too?" "Well, that depends... [[SchmuckBait Did you see me?]]"me?]]"
** Before that, the accountant explained the motives behind the man Anton just shot. The kicker, though, is that he kept talking about the man in current tense, and rolls his eyes upon realizing that he should've been talking in past tense since the man was murdered not even a minute ago, and in before his very eyes, no less.
27th Aug '13 5:11:20 PM nightshade1218
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* "Are you gonna shoot me, too?" "Well, that depends... [[SchmuckBait Did you see me?]]

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* "Are you gonna shoot me, too?" "Well, that depends... [[SchmuckBait Did you see me?]]me?]]"
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