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7th Nov '16 6:10:41 PM sher1
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-->'''Svetlana:''' I've been dreaming about doing that for a long time!

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-->'''Svetlana:''' I've been dreaming about doing that for a long time!time!
* The Tiger, all-power being and embodiment of the Twilight, has taken up smoking and drinking coffee... after watching Anton. He's also developed a sense of humour.
7th Nov '16 5:44:24 PM sher1
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* Zabulon is [[spoiler: Anton's grandfather.]] Just think about all their interactions in light of that revelation. Becomes a CMoH when you remember all the references to Zabulon's perceived 'fondness' for Anton.

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* Zabulon is [[spoiler: Anton's grandfather.]] Just think about all their interactions in light of that revelation. Becomes a CMoH when you remember all the references to Zabulon's perceived 'fondness' for Anton.Anton.
* Svetlana slaps Gesar, Great One and most powerful Light One in all of Russia, across the face. He is stunned. And then she does it ''again'' on Anton's request that she gives him one on Anton's behalf.
-->'''Svetlana:''' I've been dreaming about doing that for a long time!
7th Nov '16 5:38:01 PM sher1
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!![[{{Literature/Nightwatch}} The Watch series]]

* In ''The Sixth Watch'', the RunningGag of Gesar and Zabulon's bet over whether the Gorodetskys would panic upon hearing about the prophecy. They don't, and Gesar triumphantly takes Merlin's tobacco pipe from a sullen Zabulon. Later, when the family [[spoiler: ditches the Great Ones and makes their exit via portal]] Anton hears Gesar tell Zabulon, "I told you, Dark One! Merlin's tobacco pouch if you please!"
** Even funnier is that the tobacco is ''absolutely disgusting'' to smoke but Gesar stubbornly keeps smoking it to make a point.
* Also in ''The Sixth Watch'', fourteen year old Nadya freaks her parents out by casually implying she and Kesha had sex... before revealing they just made a BloodBrothers pact. Svetlana and Anton are understandably not amused.
** Followed by them relentlessly trolling her by claiming they're going to give her and Kesha TheTalk.
* Gesar and Zabulon's bickering, which doesn't relent even when the end of the world is nigh.
* Zabulon is [[spoiler: Anton's grandfather.]] Just think about all their interactions in light of that revelation. Becomes a CMoH when you remember all the references to Zabulon's perceived 'fondness' for Anton.
27th May '16 11:28:43 AM ScottMarshall
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* As the Treacle Road Watchmen are being chased by Carcer towards the end of the book, young Nobby catches up with Vimes to deliver some important information.
-->'''Vimes:''' Is this a good time, Nobby?
-->'''Nobby:''' [[CaptainObvious There's men after you, Sarge!]]
-->'''Vimes:''' Well done, Nobby!
17th May '16 6:18:12 PM Scorntex
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* Young Nobbs describing how he met Vetinari's aunt for the first time: He tried to pinch the wheels of her cart. In response, she picked him up and punched his lights out (according to Nobby's recollection, she hit like a mule - that is to say, ''really'' hard). When he came to, she offered him a job.
17th May '16 6:14:36 PM Scorntex
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* The moment when Ridcully lands in front of the Watch naked. Because taking off his ''own'' [[RobeAndWizardHat pointy hat]] would be unthinkable, he makes Ponder give him ''his'' hat to [[HandOrObjectUnderwear cover up]]. Also, "We've never seen so much of a wizard before, sir."

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* The moment when Ridcully lands in front of the Watch naked. Because taking off his ''own'' [[RobeAndWizardHat pointy hat]] would be unthinkable, he makes Ponder give him ''his'' hat to [[HandOrObjectUnderwear cover up]]. Also, "We've never seen so much of a wizard before, sir.""
* A well-timed bit of levity in an otherwise ''extremely'' dark part of the book, as Vimes ponders on the inhumanity of man:
-->'''Vimes' Inner Monologue:''' Who knew what evil lurked in the hearts of men?
-->'''Death:''' [[AC:Me.]]
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18th Jan '16 2:05:24 PM LentilSandEater
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* "I'll teach him to walk! I'm ''good'' at teaching people to walk!" ''Exhaustion kicks in, and Vimes falls over''

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* "I'll teach him to walk! I'm ''good'' at teaching people to walk!" ''Exhaustion walk!"
-->''Exhaustion
kicks in, and Vimes falls over''
18th Jan '16 2:03:40 PM LentilSandEater
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* "I'll teach him to walk! I'm ''good'' at teaching people to walk!"

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* "I'll teach him to walk! I'm ''good'' at teaching people to walk!"walk!" ''Exhaustion kicks in, and Vimes falls over''
2nd Sep '15 10:57:45 AM wrenchwench
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-->'''Coates''' It's a half-brick in a sack sarge
-->'''Vimes''' [[DeadpanSnarker I'm saving up for a house.]]

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-->'''Coates''' -->'''Coates:''' It's a half-brick in a sack sarge
-->'''Vimes'''
sack, sarge.
-->'''Vimes:'''
[[DeadpanSnarker I'm saving up for a house.]]
8th Jul '15 6:24:13 AM LadyJafaria
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* Vimes' difficulty believing that a self-proclaimed seamstress in Ankh-Morpork [[UnusualEuphemism actually is a seamstress]].

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* Vimes' difficulty believing that a self-proclaimed seamstress in Ankh-Morpork [[UnusualEuphemism actually is a seamstress]].seamstress]].
* The moment when Ridcully lands in front of the Watch naked. Because taking off his ''own'' [[RobeAndWizardHat pointy hat]] would be unthinkable, he makes Ponder give him ''his'' hat to [[HandOrObjectUnderwear cover up]]. Also, "We've never seen so much of a wizard before, sir."
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