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15th Jan '18 5:00:15 PM SlackerSpice
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* The Garden of Inner-City Tranquility - in which each item gets an appropriately mystical-sounding explanation from Lu-Tze, except for the beer bottle, which some asshole keeps tossing in there on Friday nights.
-->'''Lu-Tze:''' If it wasn't forbidden to do that kind of thing, he'd feel the flat of my hand and no mistake.
1st Jan '18 9:29:40 PM ArcaneAzmadi
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** Also this hilarious bit of snark from Vimes when confronted by said old man's uptight daughter:
--->'''Vimes:''' Can I help you, ma'am?\\
'''Mrs. Rutherford:''' [[AmbiguousSyntax What are you intending to do about us being murdered in our beds?]]\\
'''Vimes:''' Well, it's not four o'clock yet, ma'am, but if you'll let me know when you want to retire-
10th Nov '17 12:35:19 PM MikeK
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* The film version of the scene where Anton first sees the physical manifestation of Svetlana's curse while trying to track down a vampire in the subway. The audience is seeing things from his perspective and knows that his glasses and flashlight are vampire tracking equipment... But once Svetlana exits the subway car, the special effects stop and we see what the other passengers were seeing this whole time: Some idiot wearing sunglasses indoors, screaming and freaking out while waving a flashlight around at nothing. To bring it home, the woman standing next to him scoffs and says he must be on drugs.

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* The film version of ''Night Watch'' adds some humor to the scene where Anton first sees the physical manifestation of Svetlana's curse while trying to track down a vampire in the subway. The audience is seeing things from his perspective and knows that his glasses and flashlight are vampire tracking equipment... But once Svetlana exits the subway car, the special effects abruptly stop and we see what the other passengers were seeing this whole time: Some idiot wearing sunglasses indoors, screaming and freaking out while waving a flashlight around at nothing. To bring it home, the woman standing next to him scoffs and says he must be on drugs.
10th Nov '17 12:33:29 PM MikeK
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* The film version of the scene where Anton first sees the physical manifestation of Svetlana's curse while trying to track down a vampire in the subway. The audience is seeing things from his perspective and knows that his glasses and flashlight are vampire tracking equipment... But once Svetlana exits the subway car, the special effects stop and we see what the other passengers were seeing this whole time: Some idiot wearing sunglasses indoors, screaming and freaking out while waving a flashlight around at nothing. To bring it home, the woman standing next to him scoffs and says he must be on drugs.
31st Aug '17 5:19:42 PM HalcyonDayz
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* Zabulon is [[spoiler: Anton's grandfather.]] Just think about all their interactions in light of that revelation. Becomes a CMoH when you remember all the references to Zabulon's perceived 'fondness' for Anton.

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* Zabulon is [[spoiler: Anton's grandfather.]] Just think about all their interactions in light of that revelation. Becomes a CMoH /SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments when you remember all the references to Zabulon's perceived 'fondness' for Anton.
19th Aug '17 4:31:57 AM GothicProphet
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* The Tiger, all-power being and embodiment of the Twilight, has taken up smoking and drinking coffee... after watching Anton. He's also developed a sense of humour.

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* The Tiger, all-power being and embodiment of the Twilight, has taken up smoking and drinking coffee... after watching Anton. He's also developed a sense of humour.humour.
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9th Feb '17 3:28:59 AM NanoMoose
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** And this ''exhausts their conversation options''.

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** And this This ''exhausts their conversation options''.



** It gets better when Knock discovers Vimes outwitted him and replaced the "stolen" item

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** It gets better when Knock discovers Vimes outwitted him and replaced the "stolen" itemitem.



*** ...which quickly gets destroyed as the enemy starts attacking out of nowhere. Vimes promptly punches the first man up over the barricade: "That was my ''egg,'' you ''bastard!!!'' With '''soldiers!'''"

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*** ...which quickly gets destroyed as the enemy starts attacking out of nowhere. Vimes promptly punches the first man up over the barricade: "That was my ''egg,'' you ''bastard!!!'' ''bastard!'' With '''soldiers!'''"



* The moment when Ridcully lands in front of the Watch naked. Because taking off his ''own'' [[RobeAndWizardHat pointy hat]] would be unthinkable, he makes Ponder give him ''his'' hat to [[HandOrObjectUnderwear cover up]]. Also, "We've never seen so much of a wizard before, sir."

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* The moment when Ridcully lands in front of the Watch naked. Because taking off his ''own'' [[RobeAndWizardHat pointy hat]] would be unthinkable, he makes Ponder give him ''his'' hat to [[HandOrObjectUnderwear cover up]]. Also, "We've never seen so much ''so much'' of a wizard before, sir."
7th Nov '16 6:10:41 PM sher1
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-->'''Svetlana:''' I've been dreaming about doing that for a long time!

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-->'''Svetlana:''' I've been dreaming about doing that for a long time!time!
* The Tiger, all-power being and embodiment of the Twilight, has taken up smoking and drinking coffee... after watching Anton. He's also developed a sense of humour.
7th Nov '16 5:44:24 PM sher1
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* Zabulon is [[spoiler: Anton's grandfather.]] Just think about all their interactions in light of that revelation. Becomes a CMoH when you remember all the references to Zabulon's perceived 'fondness' for Anton.

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* Zabulon is [[spoiler: Anton's grandfather.]] Just think about all their interactions in light of that revelation. Becomes a CMoH when you remember all the references to Zabulon's perceived 'fondness' for Anton.Anton.
* Svetlana slaps Gesar, Great One and most powerful Light One in all of Russia, across the face. He is stunned. And then she does it ''again'' on Anton's request that she gives him one on Anton's behalf.
-->'''Svetlana:''' I've been dreaming about doing that for a long time!
7th Nov '16 5:38:01 PM sher1
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!![[{{Literature/Nightwatch}} The Watch series]]

* In ''The Sixth Watch'', the RunningGag of Gesar and Zabulon's bet over whether the Gorodetskys would panic upon hearing about the prophecy. They don't, and Gesar triumphantly takes Merlin's tobacco pipe from a sullen Zabulon. Later, when the family [[spoiler: ditches the Great Ones and makes their exit via portal]] Anton hears Gesar tell Zabulon, "I told you, Dark One! Merlin's tobacco pouch if you please!"
** Even funnier is that the tobacco is ''absolutely disgusting'' to smoke but Gesar stubbornly keeps smoking it to make a point.
* Also in ''The Sixth Watch'', fourteen year old Nadya freaks her parents out by casually implying she and Kesha had sex... before revealing they just made a BloodBrothers pact. Svetlana and Anton are understandably not amused.
** Followed by them relentlessly trolling her by claiming they're going to give her and Kesha TheTalk.
* Gesar and Zabulon's bickering, which doesn't relent even when the end of the world is nigh.
* Zabulon is [[spoiler: Anton's grandfather.]] Just think about all their interactions in light of that revelation. Becomes a CMoH when you remember all the references to Zabulon's perceived 'fondness' for Anton.
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