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27th May '16 11:28:43 AM ScottMarshall
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* As the Treacle Road Watchmen are being chased by Carcer towards the end of the book, young Nobby catches up with Vimes to deliver some important information.
-->'''Vimes:''' Is this a good time, Nobby?
-->'''Nobby:''' [[CaptainObvious There's men after you, Sarge!]]
-->'''Vimes:''' Well done, Nobby!
17th May '16 6:18:12 PM Scorntex
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* Young Nobbs describing how he met Vetinari's aunt for the first time: He tried to pinch the wheels of her cart. In response, she picked him up and punched his lights out (according to Nobby's recollection, she hit like a mule - that is to say, ''really'' hard). When he came to, she offered him a job.
17th May '16 6:14:36 PM Scorntex
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* The moment when Ridcully lands in front of the Watch naked. Because taking off his ''own'' [[RobeAndWizardHat pointy hat]] would be unthinkable, he makes Ponder give him ''his'' hat to [[HandOrObjectUnderwear cover up]]. Also, "We've never seen so much of a wizard before, sir."

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* The moment when Ridcully lands in front of the Watch naked. Because taking off his ''own'' [[RobeAndWizardHat pointy hat]] would be unthinkable, he makes Ponder give him ''his'' hat to [[HandOrObjectUnderwear cover up]]. Also, "We've never seen so much of a wizard before, sir.""
* A well-timed bit of levity in an otherwise ''extremely'' dark part of the book, as Vimes ponders on the inhumanity of man:
-->'''Vimes' Inner Monologue:''' Who knew what evil lurked in the hearts of men?
-->'''Death:''' [[AC:Me.]]
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18th Jan '16 2:05:24 PM LentilSandEater
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* "I'll teach him to walk! I'm ''good'' at teaching people to walk!" ''Exhaustion kicks in, and Vimes falls over''

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* "I'll teach him to walk! I'm ''good'' at teaching people to walk!" ''Exhaustion walk!"
-->''Exhaustion
kicks in, and Vimes falls over''
18th Jan '16 2:03:40 PM LentilSandEater
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* "I'll teach him to walk! I'm ''good'' at teaching people to walk!"

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* "I'll teach him to walk! I'm ''good'' at teaching people to walk!"walk!" ''Exhaustion kicks in, and Vimes falls over''
2nd Sep '15 10:57:45 AM wrenchwench
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-->'''Coates''' It's a half-brick in a sack sarge
-->'''Vimes''' [[DeadpanSnarker I'm saving up for a house.]]

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-->'''Coates''' -->'''Coates:''' It's a half-brick in a sack sarge
-->'''Vimes'''
sack, sarge.
-->'''Vimes:'''
[[DeadpanSnarker I'm saving up for a house.]]
8th Jul '15 6:24:13 AM LadyJafaria
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* Vimes' difficulty believing that a self-proclaimed seamstress in Ankh-Morpork [[UnusualEuphemism actually is a seamstress]].

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* Vimes' difficulty believing that a self-proclaimed seamstress in Ankh-Morpork [[UnusualEuphemism actually is a seamstress]].seamstress]].
* The moment when Ridcully lands in front of the Watch naked. Because taking off his ''own'' [[RobeAndWizardHat pointy hat]] would be unthinkable, he makes Ponder give him ''his'' hat to [[HandOrObjectUnderwear cover up]]. Also, "We've never seen so much of a wizard before, sir."
21st Jun '15 10:28:53 PM NanoMoose
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--> It gets better when Knock discovers Vimes outwitted him and replaced the "stolen" item

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--> ** It gets better when Knock discovers Vimes outwitted him and replaced the "stolen" item
19th Jun '15 1:08:09 PM MrDeath
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--> '''Vimes:''' Broadly speaking, sir, though [[StealthInsultI would not aspire]] [[GroinAttack that high]].

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--> '''Vimes:''' Broadly speaking, sir, though [[StealthInsultI [[StealthInsult I would not aspire]] [[GroinAttack that high]].
19th Jun '15 12:57:47 AM NanoMoose
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* Many of the soldiers sent against the barricade come from the very neighborhoods behind the barricade. This makes their job more difficult, as their grandmothers are up on the barricade, threatening to tell eveyone about what they did when they were eleven...

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* Many of the soldiers sent against the barricade come from the very neighborhoods behind the barricade. This makes their job more difficult, as their grandmothers are up on the barricade, threatening to tell eveyone everyone about what they did when they were eleven...



--> '''Vimes:''' Broadly speaking, sir, [[StealthInsult but]] I wouldn't aspire [[GroinAttack to aim that highly]].

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--> '''Vimes:''' Broadly speaking, sir, [[StealthInsult but]] I wouldn't aspire sir, though [[StealthInsultI would not aspire]] [[GroinAttack to aim that highly]].high]].
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