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5th Dec '16 7:48:45 PM mlsmithca
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* In the cold open to "Led Zeppelin II", Dave shuts down yet another conspiracy theory rant by Joe at a staff meeting:

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* In the cold open to "Led Zeppelin II", Dave shuts down yet another conspiracy theory announces that security cameras have been installed in the stairwell and foyer, prompting a rant by from Joe at about the BigBrotherIsWatchingYou aspect of this move, topped off with a staff meeting:claim that the cameras are part of some grand social experiment run by an unnamed agency based inside a mountain in Virginia. Dave's response is priceless:
4th Dec '16 9:55:10 PM mlsmithca
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** To get revenge against him, Catherine gives him a bogus lesson in African-American slang, so that his new spiel insults the product instead of endorsing it and throws in some utter gibberish for good measure:

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** To get revenge against him, Catherine gives him a bogus lesson in African-American slang, so that his new spiel insults the product instead of endorsing it and throws in some utter gibberish for good measure:measure (unsurprisingly, a representative from the company shows up at WNYX within hours and fires Bill as their spokesman):
4th Dec '16 9:53:33 PM mlsmithca
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* "Super Karate Monkey Death Car" from Season 4 milks IntentionalEngrishForFunny for all the laughs it's worth. Although Jimmy's autobiography, ''Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer'', hasn't been selling well in the USA, the Japanese translation has been a big hit, but the result of Jimmy's decision to commission a RecursiveTranslation back into English has... lost something in the process.[[note]] One of the audience members at the reading is adult film actor Ron Jeremy, who is uncredited; he is in the middle of the second row.[[/note]]

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* "Super Karate Monkey Death Car" from Season 4 milks IntentionalEngrishForFunny for all the laughs it's worth. Although Jimmy's autobiography, ''Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer'', hasn't been selling well in the USA, the Japanese translation has been a big hit, but the result of Jimmy's decision to commission a RecursiveTranslation back into English has... lost something in the process.[[note]] Jimmy realises he may be in trouble when he sees that the book is now called ''Jimmy James: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler'':[[note]] One of the audience members at the reading is adult film actor Ron Jeremy, who is uncredited; he is in the middle of the second row.[[/note]]
4th Dec '16 11:48:39 AM mlsmithca
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-->'''Dave:''' Wait a minute Joe. If what you're saying is correct, then I... still... don't... care.

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* In the cold open to "Led Zeppelin II", Dave shuts down yet another conspiracy theory rant by Joe at a staff meeting:
-->'''Dave:''' Wait a minute minute, Joe. If what you're saying is correct, true, then I... still... don't... care.
4th Dec '16 11:44:18 AM mlsmithca
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* "Super Karate Monkey Death Car" from Season 4 milks IntentionalEngrishForFunny for all the laughs it's worth. Although Jimmy's autobiography, ''Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer'', hasn't been selling well in the USA, the Japanese translation has been a big hit, but the result of Jimmy's decision to commission a RecursiveTranslation back into English has... lost something in the process.[[note]] One of the audience members at the reading is adult film actor Ron Jeremy, who is uncredited.[[/note]]

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* "Super Karate Monkey Death Car" from Season 4 milks IntentionalEngrishForFunny for all the laughs it's worth. Although Jimmy's autobiography, ''Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer'', hasn't been selling well in the USA, the Japanese translation has been a big hit, but the result of Jimmy's decision to commission a RecursiveTranslation back into English has... lost something in the process.[[note]] One of the audience members at the reading is adult film actor Ron Jeremy, who is uncredited.uncredited; he is in the middle of the second row.[[/note]]



''[later; more than half the chairs in the audience are now empty, while Dave looks deeply uncomfortable as he listens to Jimmy read]''\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[with a "Please kill me now" tone to his voice]'' "Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the... super karate monkey death car would... ''[Dave sighs]'' park in my space. ''[attempting to sound energetic and failing]'' But Jimmy has fancy plans!... And pants to match. ''[another audience member gets up and leaves]'' The monkey clown horrible karate... round and yummy, like a cute small baby chick, would... meet the donkey."\\

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''[later; more than half the chairs in most of the audience are now empty, members have left, while Dave looks deeply uncomfortable as he listens to Jimmy read]''\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[with a "Please kill me now" tone to his voice]'' "Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the... super karate monkey death car would... ''[Dave sighs]'' park in my space. ''[attempting to sound energetic and failing]'' But Jimmy has fancy plans!... And pants to match. ''[another ''[three more audience member gets members get up and leaves]'' leave]'' The monkey clown horrible karate... round and yummy, like a cute small baby chick, would... meet the donkey."\\



''[there are now two audience members left; one raises his hand]''\\

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''[there are now two three audience members left; one raises his hand]''\\



'''Audience member:''' ''[standing up]'' Uh, yeah, Mr James... what did you mean when you wrote, ''[reads]'' "Bad clown making like super American car racers, I would make them sweat. War, war!"?\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[long pause]'' Well, you know what it... it's like when the clown... is, is making like a car... racer. It's sort of... like... the FCC. ''[perking up; he apparently remembers how this passage originally read]'' It's sort- the ''clown'', the ''clown'' is, is like the FCC, and I was opposed to the FCC at the time, so it was like I was declaring war. ''[{{Beat}}]'' WAR. So I guess that's about it.\\
'''Audience member:''' ''[standing up again]'' So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?\\

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'''Audience member:''' ''[standing up]'' ''[stands up, holding a pad and pencil]'' Uh, yeah, Mr James... what did you mean when you wrote, ''[reads]'' ''[reads from the pad]'' "Bad clown making like super American car racers, I would make them sweat. War, war!"?\\
war!"? ''[sits down]''\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[long pause]'' Well, you know what it... it's like when the clown... is, is making like a car... racer. It's sort of... like... the FCC. ''[perking up; he apparently remembers how this passage originally read]'' It's sort- the ''clown'', the ''clown'' is, is like the FCC, and I was opposed to the FCC at the time, so it was like I was declaring war. ''[{{Beat}}]'' WAR. So I guess that's about it. ''[the man raises his hand again]'' Yeah.\\
'''Audience member:''' ''[standing up again]'' So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?\\FCC? ''[sits down again]''\\



'''Audience member:''' One more, one more question. What did you mean when you said, ''[reads]'' "Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey!"?\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[after a very long pause, heaves a sigh of resignation; he can't even BS his way through this one]''
* Season 3's "Office Feud" sees Bill taking on new corporate sponsorship, incensing Catherine with his attempt at Ebonics for the live ads:
--> '''Bill:''' Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! DAMN!

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'''Audience member:''' ''[raises his hand and stands up yet again]'' One more, one more question. What did you mean when you said, ''[reads]'' "Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey!"?\\
donkey!"? ''[sits down again]''\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[after a very long pause, his shoulders sag and he heaves a sigh of resignation; resignation, admitting he can't even BS his way through this one]''
* Season 3's "Office Feud" sees Bill taking on new corporate sponsorship, incensing Catherine sponsorship:
** His live ads for Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor get on Catherine's bad side in two different ways; first, he all but admits he doesn't actually drink it, and second and more importantly, he panders to African-American racial stereotypes
with both his attempt at Ebonics for choice of words and his delivery:
--->'''Bill:''' ''[jingle music plays]'' Wazzup y'all, Bill [=McNeal=] here sayin' there's a ''party'' all up in here and you need to get with
the live ads:
-->
''flow''. Oh yeah, Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor's got the heavyweight power, whether you got the ee-yotch to rip it up to some phat booty beats, or just chill with the honeys! So get on the rocket and see the stars! Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! DAMN! ''[removes headphones]'' Well?\\
'''Catherine:''' ''[with utter disgust]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Oh. My. LORD.]]\\
'''Bill:''' Ha-haa! Billy Dee Williams, watch out.
** To get revenge against him, Catherine gives him a bogus lesson in African-American slang, so that his new spiel insults the product instead of endorsing it and throws in some utter gibberish for good measure:
--->'''Bill:''' ''[jingle music plays]'' Gazizza dilznoofuses! Bill [=McNeal=] here sayin' get with the crizz-appy taste of Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. ''[Catherine smiles triumphantly]'' Rocket Fuel's got the upstate prison flava' that keeps you ugly all night long! So you wanna get sick, remember, nothin' makes your feet stank like
Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! DAMN!DAMN, it's crizz-appy!
4th Dec '16 11:21:52 AM mlsmithca
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* "Super Karate Monkey Death Car" from Season 4 milks IntentionalEngrishForFunny for all the laughs it's worth. Although Jimmy's autobiography, ''Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer'', hasn't been selling well in the USA, the Japanese translation has been a big hit, but the result of Jimmy's decision to commission a RecursiveTranslation back into English has... lost something in the process.
-->'''Jimmy:''' ''[taking the podium at a reading of his book at a bookstore]'' Thank you. Thanks a lot, everybody, uh... ''[long pause as Jimmy stares incredulously at the cover of the book, which he is seeing for the first time]'' Uh... the, uh, the original title of, of this book was, uh, ''Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer'', but... I see now that it's... ''Jimmy James: Macho Business... Donkey Wrestler''. ''[tries to smile it off as a bookstore employee brings a blown-up poster of the book cover, complete with mistranslated title]'' You know what it is, I had the book translated into Japanese, then back again into English, so... ''[sees poster]'' ''Macho Business Donkey... Wrestler'', well, there you go, got... got kind of a ring to it, don't it? ''[forced laugh]'' Anyway, I wanted to read from Chapter 3, which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence. ''[opens book to a bookmarked page and begins reading]'' "I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street. Many days, no business comes to my hut. ''[looks confused]'' My... hut. But... Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no! I never doubted myself for a minute, for I knew that my... ''[furrows brow]'' monkey strong bowels were... girded with strength, like the... loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... ''[turns page]'' dung."\\

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* "Super Karate Monkey Death Car" from Season 4 milks IntentionalEngrishForFunny for all the laughs it's worth. Although Jimmy's autobiography, ''Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer'', hasn't been selling well in the USA, the Japanese translation has been a big hit, but the result of Jimmy's decision to commission a RecursiveTranslation back into English has... lost something in the process.
process.[[note]] One of the audience members at the reading is adult film actor Ron Jeremy, who is uncredited.[[/note]]
-->'''Jimmy:''' ''[taking the podium at a reading of his book at a bookstore]'' Thank you. Thanks a lot, everybody, uh... ''[long pause as Jimmy stares incredulously at the cover of the book, which he is seeing for the first time]'' Uh... the, uh, the original title of, of this book was, uh, ''Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer'', but... I see now that it's... ''Jimmy James: Macho Business... Donkey Wrestler''. ''[tries to smile it off as a bookstore employee brings forward a blown-up poster of the book cover, complete with mistranslated title]'' You know what it is, I had the book translated into Japanese, then back again into English, so... ''[sees poster]'' ''Macho Business Donkey... Wrestler'', well, there you go, got... got kind of a ring to it, don't it? ''[forced laugh]'' Anyway, I wanted to read from Chapter 3, which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence. ''[opens book to a bookmarked page and begins reading]'' "I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street. Many days, no business comes to my hut. ''[looks confused]'' My... hut. But... Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no! I never doubted myself for a minute, for I knew that my... ''[furrows brow]'' monkey strong bowels were... girded with strength, like the... loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... ''[turns page]'' dung."\\
4th Dec '16 2:41:18 AM mlsmithca
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* "Super Karate Monkey Death Car" from Season 4 milks IntentionalEngrishForFunny for all the laughs it's worth. Jimmy's autobiography, ''Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer'' was translated into Japanese and was a big hit, but the RecursiveTranslation back into English has... lost something in the process.

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* "Super Karate Monkey Death Car" from Season 4 milks IntentionalEngrishForFunny for all the laughs it's worth. Although Jimmy's autobiography, ''Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer'' was translated into Tamer'', hasn't been selling well in the USA, the Japanese and was translation has been a big hit, but the result of Jimmy's decision to commission a RecursiveTranslation back into English has... lost something in the process.
3rd Dec '16 9:40:58 PM mlsmithca
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--> '''Bill:''' (aghast) I didn't say a word --
--> '''Lisa:''' (angry) You were thinking it!
--> ''A huge grin spreads over Bill's face as Lisa storms off again...''

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--> '''Bill:''' (aghast) ''[aghast]'' I didn't say a word --
--> '''Lisa:''' (angry) ''[angry]'' You were thinking it!
--> ''A ''[A huge grin spreads over Bill's face as Lisa storms off again...'']''



* Four words: Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.
** Also:

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* Four words: "Super Karate Monkey Death Car" from Season 4 milks IntentionalEngrishForFunny for all the laughs it's worth. Jimmy's autobiography, ''Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer'' was translated into Japanese and was a big hit, but the RecursiveTranslation back into English has... lost something in the process.
-->'''Jimmy:''' ''[taking the podium at a reading of his book at a bookstore]'' Thank you. Thanks a lot, everybody, uh... ''[long pause as Jimmy stares incredulously at the cover of the book, which he is seeing for the first time]'' Uh... the, uh, the original title of, of this book was, uh, ''Jimmy James: Capitalist Lion Tamer'', but... I see now that it's... ''Jimmy James:
Macho Business... Donkey Wrestler''. ''[tries to smile it off as a bookstore employee brings a blown-up poster of the book cover, complete with mistranslated title]'' You know what it is, I had the book translated into Japanese, then back again into English, so... ''[sees poster]'' ''Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.
** Also:
Donkey... Wrestler'', well, there you go, got... got kind of a ring to it, don't it? ''[forced laugh]'' Anyway, I wanted to read from Chapter 3, which is the story of my first rise to financial prominence. ''[opens book to a bookmarked page and begins reading]'' "I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street. Many days, no business comes to my hut. ''[looks confused]'' My... hut. But... Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no! I never doubted myself for a minute, for I knew that my... ''[furrows brow]'' monkey strong bowels were... girded with strength, like the... loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo... ''[turns page]'' dung."\\
''[later; more than half the chairs in the audience are now empty, while Dave looks deeply uncomfortable as he listens to Jimmy read]''\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[with a "Please kill me now" tone to his voice]'' "Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon, the... super karate monkey death car would... ''[Dave sighs]'' park in my space. ''[attempting to sound energetic and failing]'' But Jimmy has fancy plans!... And pants to match. ''[another audience member gets up and leaves]'' The monkey clown horrible karate... round and yummy, like a cute small baby chick, would... meet the donkey."\\
'''Bookstore Employee:''' ''[jumps up to the podium and applauds politely]'' Mr. James will, uh, will now answer any questions you might have.\\
''[there are now two audience members left; one raises his hand]''\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[unenthusiastically]'' You.\\
'''Audience member:''' ''[standing up]'' Uh, yeah, Mr James... what did you mean when you wrote, ''[reads]'' "Bad clown making like super American car racers, I would make them sweat. War, war!"?\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[long pause]'' Well, you know what it... it's like when the clown... is, is making like a car... racer. It's sort of... like... the FCC. ''[perking up; he apparently remembers how this passage originally read]'' It's sort- the ''clown'', the ''clown'' is, is like the FCC, and I was opposed to the FCC at the time, so it was like I was declaring war. ''[{{Beat}}]'' WAR. So I guess that's about it.\\
'''Audience member:''' ''[standing up again]'' So, then did the American yum-yum clown monkey also represent the FCC?\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[another long pause]'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Yeah, it did.]] Thanks a lot!\\
'''Audience member:''' One more, one more question. What did you mean when you said, ''[reads]'' "Feel my skills, donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey!"?\\
'''Jimmy:''' ''[after a very long pause, heaves a sigh of resignation; he can't even BS his way through this one]''
* Season 3's "Office Feud" sees Bill taking on new corporate sponsorship, incensing Catherine with his attempt at Ebonics for the live ads:



** Additionally:
--> '''Jimmy:''' Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans! ... and pants to match.
* From ''[=NewsRadio=]'''s second season, Bill [=McNeal=]'s impression of Dave, whilst Dave is secretly listening underneath his desk. "I'm from Wisconsin, where taxi cabs are feared and hunted for their delicious flesh."
-->'''Dave:''' "Wait a minute Joe. If what you're saying is correct, then I... still... don't... care"
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QmSrYEaVb0 The complaint box episode.]] When everyone breaks down at "Help, I'm trapped in a complaint box", that's actually the cast breaking down after trying to hold it in for an entire scene of Dave Foley reading cards like, "Matthew has been staring at me all day... and I like it" and "I have doobie in my funk."

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** Additionally:
--> '''Jimmy:''' Soon, the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans! ... and pants to match.
* From ''[=NewsRadio=]'''s second season, Bill [=McNeal=]'s "Bitch Session", Bill's impression of Dave, whilst Dave is secretly listening underneath his desk. "I'm from Wisconsin, where taxi cabs are feared and hunted for their delicious flesh."
-->'''Dave:''' "Wait Wait a minute Joe. If what you're saying is correct, then I... still... don't... care"
care.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QmSrYEaVb0 The complaint box episode.]] When everyone breaks down at "Help, I'm trapped in a complaint box", that's actually the cast breaking down after trying to hold it in for an entire scene of Dave Foley reading cards like, "Matthew has been staring at me all day... and I like it" and "I have doobie in my funk."" Maura Tierney in particular is visibly struggling to hold in her laughter before Dave even begins reading the cards.



'''Dave''': ''[pulls out cookie fortune]'' "You will go on a journey, happy long time". "Matthew is a moron". "No, I'm not". "Yes, you are". "No I'm not infinity". ''[Matthew looks triumphant]'' "Yes you are infinity... Plus one". ''[Matthew's triumphant look fades]'' And this one... "I have Doobie in my funk" which I assume is some kind of reference to the Parliament-Funkadelic song "Chocolate City".[[note]] Actually a reference to the song "P. Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up)" from their 1975 album ''Mothership Connection''; the lyrics referenced are "Then I was down south and I heard some funk with main ingredients / Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie / It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie in your funk?"[[/note]] ''[Beth gives a double thumbs up]'' Let's see, "You got peanut butter in my chocolate". "You got chocolate in my peanut butter". "Together they taste like crap". ''[Beth mouths along with the last one and gives another double thumbs up]'' "Matthew has been staring at me all day... and I love it". ''[Matthew looks disturbed]'' I don't quite get this one, it says, "I... I try to be good hard worker man but refrigemater so messy... So, so messy"?\\
'''Lisa''': I think that one's probably from Milos, the janitor. ''[Bill, Beth, Catherine, Matthew, and Joe murmur in agreement]''\\

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'''Dave''': ''[pulls out cookie fortune]'' "You will go on a journey, happy long time". "Matthew is a moron". "No, I'm not". "Yes, you are". "No I'm not infinity". ''[Matthew looks triumphant]'' "Yes you are infinity... Plus one". ''[Matthew's triumphant look fades]'' And this one... "I have Doobie in my funk" which I assume is some kind of reference to the Parliament-Funkadelic [[Music/GeorgeClinton Parliament-Funkadelic]] song "Chocolate City".[[note]] Actually Dave assumes incorrectly; it's actually a reference to the song "P. Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up)" from their 1975 album ''Mothership Connection''; the Connection''. The lyrics referenced are "Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients / Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie / It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie in your funk?"[[/note]] ''[Beth gives a double thumbs up]'' Let's see, "You got peanut butter in my chocolate". "You got chocolate in my peanut butter". "Together they taste like crap". ''[Beth mouths along with the last one and gives another double thumbs up]'' "Matthew has been staring at me all day... and I love it". ''[Matthew looks disturbed]'' I don't quite get this one, it says, "I... I try to be good hard worker man but refrigemater so messy... So, so messy"?\\
'''Lisa''': I think that one's probably from Milos, the janitor. ''[Bill, \\
'''Bill,
Beth, Catherine, Matthew, and Joe murmur in agreement]''\\Joe:''' ''[nodding]'' Ohhh./"Refrigemator." ''[etc.]''\\
3rd Dec '16 1:28:28 PM mlsmithca
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'''Dave''': ''[pulls out cookie fortune]'' "You will go on a journey, happy long time". "Matthew is a moron". "No, I'm not". "Yes, you are". "No I'm not infinity". ''[Matthew looks triumphant]'' "Yes you are infinity... Plus one". ''[Matthew's triumphant look fades]'' And this one... "I have Doobie in my funk" which I assume is some kind of reference to the Parliament-Funkadelic song "Chocolate City".[[note]] Actually a reference to their song "P. Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up)", and the lyrics "Then I was down south and I heard some funk with main ingredients / Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie / It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie in your funk?"[[/note]] ''[Beth gives a double thumbs up]'' Let's see, "You got peanut butter in my chocolate". "You got chocolate in my peanut butter". "Together they taste like crap". ''[Beth mouths along with the last one and gives another double thumbs up]'' "Matthew has been staring at me all day... and I love it". ''[Matthew looks disturbed]'' I don't quite get this one, it says, "I... I try to be good hard worker man but refrigemater so messy... So, so messy"?\\

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'''Dave''': ''[pulls out cookie fortune]'' "You will go on a journey, happy long time". "Matthew is a moron". "No, I'm not". "Yes, you are". "No I'm not infinity". ''[Matthew looks triumphant]'' "Yes you are infinity... Plus one". ''[Matthew's triumphant look fades]'' And this one... "I have Doobie in my funk" which I assume is some kind of reference to the Parliament-Funkadelic song "Chocolate City".[[note]] Actually a reference to their the song "P. Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up)", and Up)" from their 1975 album ''Mothership Connection''; the lyrics referenced are "Then I was down south and I heard some funk with main ingredients / Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie / It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie in your funk?"[[/note]] ''[Beth gives a double thumbs up]'' Let's see, "You got peanut butter in my chocolate". "You got chocolate in my peanut butter". "Together they taste like crap". ''[Beth mouths along with the last one and gives another double thumbs up]'' "Matthew has been staring at me all day... and I love it". ''[Matthew looks disturbed]'' I don't quite get this one, it says, "I... I try to be good hard worker man but refrigemater so messy... So, so messy"?\\
3rd Dec '16 1:26:32 PM mlsmithca
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'''Bill''': A complaint about the complaint box... delicious. ''(grins)''\\

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'''Bill''': A complaint about the complaint box... delicious. ''(grins)''\\''[grins]''\\



'''Dave''': Well, let's have a look here. ''(reading)'' "You suck". "You suck". "Howard Stern rules". "If you can read this you are a dork". "Coupon for one free kiss from Joe if you are a girl". "Need more complaint cards". "Coupon for one free kiss from Joe... If you are a guy".\\

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'''Dave''': Well, let's have a look here. ''(reading)'' ''[reading]'' "You suck". "You suck". "Howard Stern rules". "If you can read this you are a dork". "Coupon for one free kiss from Joe if you are a girl". "Need more complaint cards". "Coupon for one free kiss from Joe... If you are a guy".\\



'''Dave''': ''(pulls out cookie fortune)'' "You will go on a journey, happy long time". "Matthew is a moron". "No, I'm not". "Yes, you are". "No I'm not infinity". ''(Matthew looks triumphant)'' "Yes you are infinity... Plus one". ''(Matthew's triumphant look fades)'' And this one... "I have doobie in my funk" which I assume is some kind of reference to the Parliament-Funkadelic song "Chocolate City". ''(Beth gives a double thumbs up)'' Let's see, "You got peanut butter in my chocolate". "You got chocolate in my peanut butter". "Together they taste like crap". ''(Beth mouths along with the last one and gives another double thumbs up)'' "Matthew has been staring at me all day... and I love it". ''(Matthew looks disturbed)'' I don't quite get this one, it says, "I... I try to be good hard worker man but refrigemater so messy... So, so messy"?\\
'''Lisa''': I think that one's probably from Milos, the janitor.\\
'''Dave''': Oh, then that- then that one's legitimate. ''(sets the card aside)'' Uh, "Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks."\\

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'''Dave''': ''(pulls ''[pulls out cookie fortune)'' fortune]'' "You will go on a journey, happy long time". "Matthew is a moron". "No, I'm not". "Yes, you are". "No I'm not infinity". ''(Matthew ''[Matthew looks triumphant)'' triumphant]'' "Yes you are infinity... Plus one". ''(Matthew's ''[Matthew's triumphant look fades)'' fades]'' And this one... "I have doobie Doobie in my funk" which I assume is some kind of reference to the Parliament-Funkadelic song "Chocolate City". ''(Beth City".[[note]] Actually a reference to their song "P. Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up)", and the lyrics "Then I was down south and I heard some funk with main ingredients / Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie / It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie in your funk?"[[/note]] ''[Beth gives a double thumbs up)'' up]'' Let's see, "You got peanut butter in my chocolate". "You got chocolate in my peanut butter". "Together they taste like crap". ''(Beth ''[Beth mouths along with the last one and gives another double thumbs up)'' up]'' "Matthew has been staring at me all day... and I love it". ''(Matthew ''[Matthew looks disturbed)'' disturbed]'' I don't quite get this one, it says, "I... I try to be good hard worker man but refrigemater so messy... So, so messy"?\\
'''Lisa''': I think that one's probably from Milos, the janitor.\\
''[Bill, Beth, Catherine, Matthew, and Joe murmur in agreement]''\\
'''Dave''': Oh, then that- then that one's legitimate. ''(sets ''[sets the card aside)'' aside]'' Uh, "Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine with all the chicks."\\



'''Dave''': Okay. And, "Help, I'm being held prisoner in a complaint box." ''(everyone laughs, including Dave)'' Which is [[ActuallyPrettyFunny actually kind of funny]].

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'''Dave''': Okay. And, "Help, I'm being held prisoner in a complaint box." ''(everyone ''[everyone laughs, including Dave)'' Dave]'' Which is [[ActuallyPrettyFunny actually kind of funny]].
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