History Funny / NewWorldOfDarkness

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* Funny/BeastThePrimordial
* Funny/GeistTheSinEaters
* Funny/HunterTheVigil
* Funny/MummyTheCurse
* Funny/VampireTheRequiem
* Funny/WerewolfTheForsaken
* Funny/GeniusTheTransgression (fan-game)
* Funny/PrincessTheHopeful (fan-game)

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* The first edition corebook gives us this gem when describing the setting:
-->"Superficially, most people in this fictional world live the same lives we do. They eat the same food, wear the same clothes, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and waste time watching the same stupid TV shows.]]"
* Two hunters are discussing a new mission they have been given. One complains that it seems like a wild goose chase, to which the other replies "Yeah, well, you know what else they said was a wild goose chase? Finding Bigfoot. But where is he now? In federal prison because he never paid his taxes."
** From ''[[TabletopGame/NewWorldOfDarkness World Of Darkness]]: Skinchangers'', the intro to "Spirit-Skinner":
-->"There's a tree in my basement."\\
"So?"\\
"It gives me magic powers."\\
"Yer nuts. Gimme another beer."

-->"Superficially, most people in this fictional world live the same lives we do. They eat the same food, wear the same clothes, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and waste time watching the same stupid TV shows.]]"

* In the World of Darkness, two hunters are discussing a new mission they have been given. One complains that it seems like a wild goose chase, to which the other replies "Yeah, well, you know what else they said was a wild goose chase? Finding Bigfoot. But where is he now? In federal prison because he never paid his taxes."

"Yer nuts. Gimme another beer."
** And, in ''TabletopGame/GeniusTheTransgression'':
--> "[[LargeHam Behold my]] ''[[LargeHam CRYOPIG!!!]]''[[note]][[RolePlayingGame CRPG]][[/note]]\\
[...]\\
"It's a beautiful cryopig!"

** Then there's the section in ''[[TabletopGame/VampireTheRequiem Wicked Dead]]'' on how a [[{{Dhampyr}} Dampyr]] is created:
-->''Well, son, when a mommy and a daddy who are deeply in love decide they want a little baby, mommy murders a homeless man and drinks up all his yummy blood until her belly is big and full of it, and then daddy lays on top of her, and puts his wing-wang in her hoo-haa and moves up and down, and then his seed and her egg meet, and mommy uses some of the blood to make the little baby growing in her big and healthy, but because she's eating for two now, mommy gets very very hungry, and has to murder lots and lots of homeless men so in nine months a perfect little bouncing baby is born, with daddy's nose, and mommy's sickening occult affliction.''

* Funny/PrincessTheHopeful

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** The whole [[AuthorAvatar Black]] [[TakeThatUs Dog]] section in the [[TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse Pentex: Subsidiaries]] book could count as this.