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16th Sep '16 5:53:06 PM ImpudentInfidel
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* Before the trial there's an extra bit to ask people to come as character witnesses (Sand sends letters to any you miss, so it's all bonus content. When you go and talk to Callum at Old Owl Well his response is to demand an underling bring his axe and promise to take care of the problem for you right away.
28th Aug '15 12:54:53 PM ironballs16
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'''Grobnar:''' I say, this is... ''genius''. The tone, the tempo. You can almost ''feel'' the angst and pain of the gnomes as they are filled with arrows... and put on sticks. And the ''theme'' of the piece... now, that is tragedy, in its deepest, most primal form. And the climax, the uplifting portion, where the affirmation of liking gnomes is confirmed... And then brought full circle with the physical and emotional double meaning of them being in the mind ''and'' in the stomach. Amazing. I say, travelling to Neverwinter with you all has really been broadening my horizons -- who would have thought I'd get to meet a kobold author and playwright!

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'''Grobnar:''' I say, this is... ''genius''.''[[InsultBackfire genius]]''. The tone, the tempo. You can almost ''feel'' the angst and pain of the gnomes as they are filled with arrows... and put on sticks. And the ''theme'' of the piece... now, that is tragedy, in its deepest, most primal form. And the climax, the uplifting portion, where the affirmation of liking gnomes is confirmed... And then brought full circle with the physical and emotional double meaning of them being in the mind ''and'' in the stomach. Amazing. I say, travelling to Neverwinter with you all has really been broadening my horizons -- who would have thought I'd get to meet a kobold author and playwright!
28th Aug '15 12:53:28 PM ironballs16
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--> '''Male PC:''' I suppose I could show you. Stand back -- I'll need a lot of room.

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--> '''Male PC:''' I suppose I could show you. Stand back -- [[GagPenis I'll need a lot of room.]]
19th May '15 1:39:15 PM kensu
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- Yusev, an acolyte of Kelemvor, asks you to find him some books on necromancy. The only one you actually find is a book which would let anyone with at least a middling intelligence turn themselves into a lich. While one of the conversation options has you make him promise not to actually attempt anything in the book, the other conversation option is "Here you go, have fun."

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- * Yusev, an acolyte of Kelemvor, asks you to find him some books on necromancy. The only one you actually find is a book which would let anyone with at least a middling intelligence turn themselves into a lich. While one of the conversation options has you make him promise not to actually attempt anything in the book, the other conversation option is "Here you go, have fun."
19th May '15 1:38:27 PM kensu
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- Yusev, an acolyte of Kelemvor, asks you to find him some books on necromancy. The only one you actually find is a book which would let anyone with at least a middling intelligence turn themselves into a lich. While one of the conversation options has you make him promise not to actually attempt anything in the book, the other conversation option is "Here you go, have fun."
5th May '15 10:02:26 AM kensu
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* When you first meet Grobnar he starts telling a story, there is a GilliganCut and it's evening, the entire party is asleep, and Grobnar is now talking about a weaponized codpiece he made. This is mildly amusing in itself, but one of the PC's conversation options is to ask: "Do you still have that codpiece?"
25th Apr '15 9:48:35 AM Nevermore2002
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** There's this one that only fire up with the [[GameMod proper script]] and you're PC is male.

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** There's this one that only fire up with the [[GameMod proper script]] and you're the PC is male.



--> '''Elanee:''' Her?

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--> '''Elanee:''' Her?Her?!
25th Apr '15 9:47:23 AM Nevermore2002
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** There's this one that only fire up with the [[GameMod proper script]] and you're PC is male.
--> '''Georg:''' Hnh. Looks like you picked up a little wife, I see. Well met there, girl. He sweep you off your seat from some seedy tavern, did he?
--> '''Shandra:''' What? Me?
--> '''Elanee:''' Her?
--> '''Georg:''' Now, now, no need to protest - [[ThreeWaySex I understand how it is with you young folks nowadays.]] Your secret's safe with me.



* Ifyou choose the spare Torio after the trial on order to become an advisor, she's still in the mood for snark, both with you and your resident DeadpanSnarker Sand.

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* Ifyou If you choose the spare Torio after the trial on order to become an advisor, she's still in the mood for snark, both with you and your resident DeadpanSnarker Sand.
3rd Jan '15 1:17:52 AM Teakay
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* Ribsmasher. Imagine Khelgar, but even nuttier.

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* Ribsmasher. Imagine Khelgar, but even nuttier.nuttier.
* Cohorts may be quieter than companions in the other campaigns, but potential dialogue includes Quarrel fanboying Ammon Jerro at inappropriate times and Inshula giving a lecture on Tashalan wine.
14th Dec '14 6:04:56 AM Hawaii_Knut
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*Ifyou choose the spare Torio after the trial on order to become an advisor, she's still in the mood for snark, both with you and your resident DeadpanSnarker Sand.
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