History Funny / Neopets

17th Nov '17 12:58:42 AM Jdb1984
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*** After the plot, if one went to the page where they were holding the Faerie Festival, they would find the pie, fully restored, sitting on a bench.
6th Sep '17 11:38:25 PM Unicorndance
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-->'''Editor''': Actually your account ''was'' iced because it was compromised. If an account is scammed, we freeze it in order to protect it, though sometimes we can't freeze it in time to stop the scammer from stealing your Neopoints/items/etc. :( Also, not all scammers take everything out of an account, or else we may have frozen it before they took everything. In any case, the dung is left over from stealing your NP. Don't worry, though; we tracked down the thief and froze all their accounts. Hopefully this clarifies things for you and others with similar stories. We assure you, we have better things to do than stick 52 piles of dung in accounts, amusing as the thought might sound to us sometimes. ;)

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-->'''Editor''': Actually your account ''was'' iced because it was compromised. If an account is scammed, we freeze it in order to protect it, though sometimes we can't freeze it in time to stop the scammer from stealing your Neopoints/items/etc. :( Also, not all scammers take everything out of an account, or else we may have frozen it before they took everything. In any case, the dung is left over from stealing your NP. Don't worry, though; we tracked down the thief and froze all their accounts. Hopefully this clarifies things for you and others with similar stories. We assure you, we have better things to do than stick 52 piles of dung in accounts, amusing as the thought might sound to us sometimes. ;);)
* The giant squids in Neopia. There's the Tiny Giant Squid (a petpet), whose description is "The best companion you could think of during the summer months", the small giant squid whose description reads "How can a giant squid be small?", the large giant squid whose description reads "Now, that's more like it", the [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment giant giant squid]] whose description reads "Okay, now that's just silly", and the (really huge) Tyrannical Giant Squid whose description just says "Um...run?".
14th Jun '17 12:48:34 PM Unicorndance
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* In Editorial #448, a user asked if the Neopian Bank would ever switch to compounding Neopoints continuously using the formula (A=Pe^(rt)). TNT's response was "(N=Op^(e))".

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* In Editorial #448, a user asked if the Neopian Bank would ever switch to compounding Neopoints continuously using the formula (A=Pe^(rt)). TNT's response was "(N=Op^(e))"."(N=Op^(e))".
* Sometimes, if you score a goal in Yooyuball, the judges will celebrate for a moment, then stop and look awkward.
* In [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=393 this]] editorial, we have this question.
-->'''_totchi''': Okay, so my account got wrongly iced, but I got it returned. Hunky-dorey! :) Except...well, I had 5.2 million NP and, when I got my account back, that was all gone. Instead, I had 52 piles of dung in my Safety Deposit Box. I'm not moaning; I know you can't give NP back, but...is that, kinda, what you guys do? xD Give 1 pile of dung for every 100k (I think it's 100k *bad at maths*)? I'm just a wee bit...confused. It does seem a bit unfair that my Neopoints are gone when I didn't actually do anything, though; especially since I don't think anyone got into my account, or else my Neopets, stocks, and items would've been gone, so...*points finger accusingly* DID YOU DUNG ME?! xDDD
-->'''Editor''': Actually your account ''was'' iced because it was compromised. If an account is scammed, we freeze it in order to protect it, though sometimes we can't freeze it in time to stop the scammer from stealing your Neopoints/items/etc. :( Also, not all scammers take everything out of an account, or else we may have frozen it before they took everything. In any case, the dung is left over from stealing your NP. Don't worry, though; we tracked down the thief and froze all their accounts. Hopefully this clarifies things for you and others with similar stories. We assure you, we have better things to do than stick 52 piles of dung in accounts, amusing as the thought might sound to us sometimes. ;)
15th Feb '17 12:53:56 PM WarriorSparrow
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* One of the winning captions to this photo[[https://31.media.tumblr.com/7fa9c51053e2a3021b8c22d6ab465f95/tumblr_inline_mzj0wgqz0Y1qjqd6m.gif]]

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* One of the winning captions to this photo[[https://31.media.tumblr.com/7fa9c51053e2a3021b8c22d6ab465f95/tumblr_inline_mzj0wgqz0Y1qjqd6m.gif]]gif]], which started the whole "Mr. Coconut" meme in the first place:
5th Dec '16 9:39:52 PM Snowsky
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* Depending on what you consider funny, the great "Neopocalypse" of June 2015 could count. In a nutshell, technical difficulties left the Neoboards with no mods and no filter system. The internet soon caught on and the site quickly devolved into [[https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/1319119056403010705.PNG utter chaos,]] filling up with everything from requests for sexual favors to the entire script of the Bee Movie. Users who hadn't touched the site in years returned to join in and the whole thing carried on for well over a day before mods stepped in to put a stop to it. The site's classiest moment? Not by a long shot. Wildly inappropriate? Without a doubt. Hilarious? ''Oh yeah.''

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* Depending on what you consider funny, the great "Neopocalypse" of June 2015 could count. In a nutshell, technical difficulties left the Neoboards with no mods and no filter system. The internet soon caught on and the site quickly devolved into [[https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/1319119056403010705.PNG utter chaos,]] filling up with everything from requests for sexual favors to the entire script of the Bee Movie. Users who hadn't touched the site in years returned to join in and the whole thing carried on for well over a day before mods stepped in to put a stop to it. The site's classiest moment? Not by a long shot. Wildly inappropriate? Without a doubt. Hilarious? ''Oh yeah.''''
* In Editorial #448, a user asked if the Neopian Bank would ever switch to compounding Neopoints continuously using the formula (A=Pe^(rt)). TNT's response was "(N=Op^(e))".
2nd Dec '16 10:20:15 AM 0nyx
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* During The Faeries Ruin plot, a player sent in a question to the Neopian Times asking if the stuff around Jazan's eyes was part of his curse, or if it was just guyliner. Their answer? ''It's Cursed Guyliner.'' Mildly amusing. And then the [[http://www.neopets.com/faerieland/tfr/prizes.phtml plot prizes came out.]]

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* During The
*During the release of the''The
Faeries Ruin plot, Ruin'' plot:
**After chapter one, the fate of
a pie, which had also been petrified along with the faeries was an ongoing meme on the neoboards. This was referenced in Lenny Conundrum [[http://www.neopets.com/games/conundrum_feature.phtml?round=375 round 375]], Random Contest [[http://www.neopets.com/random_contest.phtml?place=201 number 201]], and the Neopian Times [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=462 Editorial number 462]]. Ultimately, a stone pie was released as a plot prize.
**After Faerieland crashed to the ground, calling it "epic" on the neoboards became a meme to the point of absurdity. Eventually the ''Commemorative Epic Lithograph'' was released as a plot prize.
**A
player sent in a question to the Neopian Times asking if the stuff around Jazan's eyes was part of his curse, or if it was just guyliner. Their answer? [[http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&week=469 ''It's Cursed Guyliner.'' '']] Mildly amusing. And then the [[http://www.neopets.com/faerieland/tfr/prizes.phtml plot prizes came out.]]]]
**Via the Neopets Facebook page, TNT [[http://www.neopets.com/faerieland/tfr/beard.phtml the story]] of how plot puzzle programmer Mr. Insane grew a beard until the end of the plot. As TNT tells it, he had half-shaved it before he was stopped because the prize shop was still unfinished, and could not shave off the rest until he had completed it.
1st Jul '16 1:52:55 PM OnTheHillside
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* Depending on what you consider funny, the great "Neopocalypse" of June, 2015 could count. In a nutshell, technical difficulties left the Neoboards with no mods and no filter system. The internet soon caught on and the site quickly devolved into [[https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/1319119056403010705.PNG utter chaos,]] filling up with everything from requests for sexual favors to the entire script of the Bee Movie. Users who hadn't touched the site in years returned to join in and the whole thing carried on for well over a day before mods stepped in to put a stop to it. The site's classiest moment? Not by a long shot. Wildly inappropriate? Without a doubt. Hilarious? ''Oh yeah.''

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* Depending on what you consider funny, the great "Neopocalypse" of June, June 2015 could count. In a nutshell, technical difficulties left the Neoboards with no mods and no filter system. The internet soon caught on and the site quickly devolved into [[https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/1319119056403010705.PNG utter chaos,]] filling up with everything from requests for sexual favors to the entire script of the Bee Movie. Users who hadn't touched the site in years returned to join in and the whole thing carried on for well over a day before mods stepped in to put a stop to it. The site's classiest moment? Not by a long shot. Wildly inappropriate? Without a doubt. Hilarious? ''Oh yeah.''
30th Jun '16 10:27:22 PM OnTheHillside
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* Upon the release of the Transparent Peophin, everyone hated it. So many people hated on it on the neoboards that TNT changed its design. The fact that there was so much complaining that TNT had to fix it is quite hilarious.

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* Upon the release of the Transparent Peophin, everyone hated it. So many people hated on it on the neoboards that TNT changed its design. The fact that there was so much complaining that TNT had to fix it is quite hilarious.hilarious.
* Depending on what you consider funny, the great "Neopocalypse" of June, 2015 could count. In a nutshell, technical difficulties left the Neoboards with no mods and no filter system. The internet soon caught on and the site quickly devolved into [[https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/1319119056403010705.PNG utter chaos,]] filling up with everything from requests for sexual favors to the entire script of the Bee Movie. Users who hadn't touched the site in years returned to join in and the whole thing carried on for well over a day before mods stepped in to put a stop to it. The site's classiest moment? Not by a long shot. Wildly inappropriate? Without a doubt. Hilarious? ''Oh yeah.''
1st Sep '15 3:43:30 PM Thepenguinking2
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** Jazan, getting annoyed by the constant interruptions, decides it would be a good idea to just slap Mr. Coconut on the editorial at the end.
*** [[BrickJoke And it pulls through at the end.]]



** Hanso getting silenced for mentioning the Kanrik/Hannah, Jazan/Nabile, and Hanso/Brynn ships.

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** "I'm allergic to being stabbed."
** Hanso getting silenced for mentioning the Kanrik/Hannah, Jazan/Nabile, and Hanso/Brynn ships. Even Jazan found it funny.
20th Aug '15 7:13:31 PM Thepenguinking2
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-->'''Editor:''' Your dreams.

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-->'''Editor:''' Your dreams.dreams.
* Upon the release of the Transparent Peophin, everyone hated it. So many people hated on it on the neoboards that TNT changed its design. The fact that there was so much complaining that TNT had to fix it is quite hilarious.
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