History Funny / NeonGenesisEvangelion

19th May '16 3:41:30 PM WakingPrinceMatty
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--> '''Shinji:''' "Okay, okay, okay. I mustn't run away, I mustn't... Okay I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that--where the ''fuck'' would I go?! I'm on a big blue ball!!"

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--> '''Shinji:''' "Okay, "Oh, this is- this is nice, I, uh- This is the end, okay... Where exactly am I?! Uhm... Oh, grea- here's the song, oh good. Uhmmm, there's some things that are still unresolved here, guys! How- How do I get home? Ah- whaddo I eat?? Was... Rei my- my mom, or... a ''clone'', or... hell- was this all in my mind? What- What's an EVA? Is that- sort of a Freudian... ''thing'', er... um... am I ''real''? Oh, ''hell''- does the ''bus'' run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now, but, uhm... oh, God, where's home? Okay, okay, okay. I mustn't run away, I mustn't... Okay I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that--where the ''fuck'' would I go?! I'm on a big blue ball!!"ball!! Ahh, is this how you end a series? I mean, is this- where we go from here? Okay, the movie better sure as hell make up for this, I'm tellin' ya right now, cuz I'm stuck in nowhere-land..."
17th May '16 11:04:54 PM Doryna
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* A DVD easter egg for the final episode includes an alternate dub ending [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL8pvC3mxGo&list=FL9aZbFTLIYl2-HE4h_as6Dg&index=1&feature=plpp_video where Shinji is just as confused as the viewers probably are.]]

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* A DVD easter egg for the final episode includes an alternate dub ending [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL8pvC3mxGo&list=FL9aZbFTLIYl2-HE4h_as6Dg&index=1&feature=plpp_video [[https://youtu.be/kGMuaXIlckU where Shinji is just as confused as the viewers probably are.]]
3rd Apr '16 12:40:34 AM RJTheEdgelord
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* The little-known VOX Album contains this gem, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8-uDjNq4fA X-plicit ]], summarizing the general audience reaction to the [[ADateWithRosiePalms hospital]] [[DudeShesLikeInAComa scene]] from ''End'' in Ebonics:
-->''What the '''fuck''', nigga?! Hell nah, what the fuck you doin' muthafucka? What? You's a crazy ass muthafucka. The fuckin' bitch is in the fuckin' bed dyin' muthafucka. And you're fuckin'... beating the fucking bitch like a bitch? What the fuck is goin' on muthafucka? Please, you better fuckin' recognize - Hell yeah, you saw that motherfucka, please Hell motherfucka I was [unintelligible] right now. Muthafuck that nigga, please. '''*chorus of "Anta Baka?!" and "I'm the lowest" to a drum machine loop*''' ''
3rd Mar '16 5:54:52 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Asuka:''' It's time to get up, you dork!\\

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-->'''Asuka:''' --->'''Asuka:''' It's time to get up, you dork!\\
3rd Mar '16 5:54:30 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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''(rips the sheets off Shinji)''\\
'''Asuka:''' ''({{beat}}, as Asuka's face is first struck by shock, then embarrassment, and finally anger)'' YOU STUPID PERVERT, I DIDN'T SAY TO GET ''THAT'' UP!\\

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''(rips ''(Asuka rips the sheets off Shinji)''\\
'''Asuka:''' ''({{beat}}, as Asuka's face is first struck by shock, then embarrassment, and finally anger)'' anger)''\\
'''Asuka:'''
YOU STUPID PERVERT, I DIDN'T SAY TO GET ''THAT'' UP!\\
3rd Mar '16 5:53:54 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Asuka:''' It's time to get up, you dork!\\

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'''Asuka:''' -->'''Asuka:''' It's time to get up, you dork!\\



'''Asuka:''' ...YOU STUPID PERVERT, I DIDN'T SAY TO GET ''THAT'' UP!\\

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'''Asuka:''' ...'''Asuka:''' ''({{beat}}, as Asuka's face is first struck by shock, then embarrassment, and finally anger)'' YOU STUPID PERVERT, I DIDN'T SAY TO GET ''THAT'' UP!\\
3rd Mar '16 5:52:31 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Hikari''': That's filthy, you two!
-->'''Shinji/Asuka''': You're wrong!
-->'''Hikari''': Two wrongs don't make a right!
This is followed by Misato and Rei visiting. Toji jerks his finger at Shinji and Asuka and asks what is going on while Hikari and Kensuke continue the same horrified poses.

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-->'''Hikari''': --->'''Hikari''': That's filthy, you two!
-->'''Shinji/Asuka''':
two!\\
'''Shinji/Asuka''':
You're wrong!
-->'''Hikari''':
wrong!\\
'''Hikari''':
Two wrongs don't make a right!
** This is followed by Misato and Rei visiting. Toji jerks his finger at Shinji and Asuka and asks what is going on while Hikari and Kensuke continue the same horrified poses.
3rd Mar '16 5:51:41 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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--> '''Asuka:''' IT'S TIME TO GET UP YOU DORK!
--> '''Asuka:''' YOU STUPID PERVERT I DIDN'T SAY TO GET ''THAT'' UP!
--> '''Shinji:''' It's morning, I can't help it! I gotta, I gotta take a whiz or something...
** In the English dub of this, there's this exchange:
-->'''Asuka''': Hurry ''up''!
-->'''Shinji''': Sheesh, you're such a pain in the ass sometimes. Is this what happens when you start your period?
-->'''Asuka''': ''[[BerserkButton WHAAT?!]]'' WHAT DID YOU SAY?! ''[very audible slapping noise]''

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--> '''Asuka:''' IT'S TIME TO GET UP YOU DORK!
--> '''Asuka:'''
It's time to get up, you dork!\\
''(rips the sheets off Shinji)''\\
'''Asuka:''' ...
YOU STUPID PERVERT PERVERT, I DIDN'T SAY TO GET ''THAT'' UP!
-->
UP!\\
'''Shinji:''' It's morning, I can't help it! I gotta, I gotta take a whiz or something...
** In Further from the English dub of this, dub, there's this exchange:
-->'''Asuka''': --->'''Asuka''': Hurry ''up''!
-->'''Shinji''':
''up''!\\
'''Shinji''':
Sheesh, you're such a pain in the ass sometimes. Is this what happens when you start your period?
-->'''Asuka''':
period?\\
'''Asuka''':
''[[BerserkButton WHAAT?!]]'' WHAT DID YOU SAY?! ''[very ''(very audible slapping noise]''noise)''
12th Dec '15 9:27:26 PM Nintrope
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** The wacky alternate universe sequence in episode [[spoiler: 26]]. Schoolkid antics, [[spoiler: morning stiffies]], Misato the [[spoiler: wacky schoolteacher]], and Gendou [[spoiler: getting scolded for being lazy]].

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** * The wacky alternate universe sequence in episode [[spoiler: 26]]. Schoolkid antics, [[spoiler: morning stiffies]], Misato the [[spoiler: wacky schoolteacher]], and Gendou [[spoiler: getting scolded for being lazy]].


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** Asuka wakes Shinji up in said alternate universe, and we get this piece of gold in the English dub. Spike Spencer's extremely casual, dopey delivery of Shinji's line in particular made it particularly hilarious:
--> '''Asuka:''' IT'S TIME TO GET UP YOU DORK!
--> '''Asuka:''' YOU STUPID PERVERT I DIDN'T SAY TO GET ''THAT'' UP!
--> '''Shinji:''' It's morning, I can't help it! I gotta, I gotta take a whiz or something...
7th Dec '15 3:10:27 PM Psyga315
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* In a bit of BlackComedy, Gendo is facing a situation with SEELE over Rei's seemingly DisneyDeath. His solution?

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* In a bit of BlackComedy, Gendo is facing a situation with SEELE over as they want to know about Rei's seemingly DisneyDeath. His solution?



** This scene quickly turns to [[FridgeHorror]], however.

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** This scene quickly turns to [[FridgeHorror]], FridgeHorror, however.
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