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13th Feb '18 12:07:58 PM themisterfree
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* In the first part of "Boys and Girls", Cookie tries to cheer Ned up after Suzy moves away by having him hang out with boys and do "boy stuff", like smash fruit with a bat. Trouble is, the first fruit Ned smashes is a grapefruit, causing the juice to spray in all the boys' eyes and make them scream in pain. That's funny enough, but the clincher is the next scene of Moze teaching her class on boys, stating that boys like to hang out with other boys and do "boy things." Then, in the background, we see the boys running down the halls, still screaming.

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* In the first part of "Boys and Girls", Cookie tries to cheer Ned up after Suzy moves away by having him hang out with boys and do "boy stuff", like smash fruit with a bat. Trouble is, the first fruit Ned smashes is a grapefruit, causing the juice to spray in all the boys' eyes and make them scream in pain.pain (except Cookie, because he's got his glasses). That's funny enough, but the clincher is the next scene of Moze teaching her class on boys, stating that boys like to hang out with other boys and do "boy things." Then, in the background, we see the boys running down the halls, still screaming.screaming.
** Also, their attempt to cheer Ned up by causing Mr. Sweeney pain with a CashLure by dragging it into a window, but Coconut Head points out the window's open, and Sweeney falls onto the group. A dazed Cookie then says that the next tip for he Guide should be "Beware of sky teachers!" (The attempt doesn't work, baffling even Sweeney himself, [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness who points out that Ned loves it when he gets hurt]].)
22nd Jan '18 4:54:17 PM themisterfree
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** The fact that Mr. Wiener is actually Marc Wiener, from the 90s Nick show ''Series/{{Wienerville}}''.
12th Feb '17 4:03:13 PM maylove25
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** Funnier still because since she is the only one not sick, she is giving her preentation to an empty class (well, besides her teacher) and thus not affected by the peer pressure.

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** Funnier still because since she is the only one not sick, she is giving her preentation presentation to an empty class (well, besides her teacher) and thus not affected by the peer pressure.
26th Feb '16 10:39:46 AM DVB
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** Funnier still because since she is the only one not sick, she is giving her preentation to an empty class (well, besides her teacher) and thus not affected by the peer pressure.
22nd Jan '16 12:01:55 PM Beryllium
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-->'''Ned:''' I repeat -- ''I'm! NAKED!''

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-->'''Ned:''' I repeat -- ''I'm! NAKED!''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I'm! NAKED!]]''
19th Nov '15 9:41:04 AM emberblaze
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* Moze helping Ned find another girl after Suzie moved by speed dating with some notable contenders include: a girl who doesn't bathe, a girl who snorts like a pig, one who just says she likes kissing boys and forcefully kisses Ned, Cookie in his Simone disguise, and the last girl.
-->'''Last Girl:''' (Very Deep Voice) Well, it was nice talking to you Ned
17th Nov '14 7:30:56 AM HBICece
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*Two Words: [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Cowboy Cookie.]]
25th Oct '14 10:52:30 PM ChrisDen
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** Then, Moze going so insane and getting so obsessed with building the biggest model volcano ever, even though she had to destroy parts of the second floor, steal concrete and other materials from the school's construction project, and reroute the school's furnace's ventilation, that [[ManChild ''Gordy'']] has to be the voice of reason!

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** Then, Moze going so insane and getting so obsessed with building the biggest model volcano ever, even though she had to destroy parts of the second floor, steal concrete and other materials from the school's construction project, and reroute the school's furnace's ventilation, that [[ManChild ''Gordy'']] ''[[ManChild Gordy]]'' has to be the voice of reason!



* Ned making his fifth grader dance the leprauchaun dance around his desk to increase his luck on his exam.

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* Ned making his fifth grader dance the leprauchaun leprechaun dance around his desk to increase his luck on his exam.



* Everytime Cookie [[WholesomeCrossdresser dresses as Simone]].

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* Everytime Every time Cookie [[WholesomeCrossdresser dresses as Simone]].
23rd Aug '14 3:37:42 AM GoldLeafGardenia
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* The class clown auditions in Guide to: Class Clown, which consists of:
** Seth and Coconut Head reciting the classic "orange you glad I didn't say banana".
** Doris threatening Ned and Cookie.
** Loomer and his friends acting like the Three Stooges, [[spoiler:until they actually start fighting]].
** Backpack Boy's [[spoiler:briefly successful]] antics.
** Moze attempting to get [[spoiler:the successful class clown]] to ''actually tell a joke''.
--> '''Moze:''' ''I'm telling you, '''he's FUNNY!!!'''''
11th Jun '14 9:22:58 AM Nicolas-1223
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-->'''Coconuthead''': But, these are just daisies.

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-->'''Coconuthead''': -->'''Coconut Head''': But, these are just daisies.



** Somehow, the guards mistaking Missie, Coconuthead and Martin for Ned, Mose and Cookie was just funny.
* When Cookie sees that Lisa, the nerdy, bespectacled, allgery-prone girl with braces comes back to school looking stunning, he pulls Gordy into the janitor's closet...

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** Somehow, the guards mistaking Missie, Coconuthead Coconut Head and Martin for Ned, Mose and Cookie was just funny.
* When Cookie sees that Lisa, the nerdy, bespectacled, allgery-prone allergy-prone girl with braces comes back to school looking stunning, he pulls Gordy into the janitor's closet...
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