History Funny / NCISLosAngeles

15th May '18 7:38:12 PM Jellybean12
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* In "Beacon," Eric blurts out "I love you" while talking to Nell and [[ILoveYouStigma tries to backtrack.]] [[CannotSpeakToWomen He fails.]] [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Spectacularly.]]

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* In "Beacon," Eric blurts out "I love you" while talking to Nell and [[ILoveYouStigma [[TheILoveYouStigma tries to backtrack.]] [[CannotSpeakToWomen [[CannotTalkToWomen He fails.]] [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Spectacularly.]]
15th May '18 7:36:58 PM Jellybean12
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-->'''Deeks''': Yeah, that tracks.

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-->'''Deeks''': Yeah, that tracks.tracks.
* In "Beacon," Eric blurts out "I love you" while talking to Nell and [[ILoveYouStigma tries to backtrack.]] [[CannotSpeakToWomen He fails.]] [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Spectacularly.]]
-->'''Nell:''' So, we know this guy knows how to avoid the cameras, right?
-->'''Eric:''' Oh, my God, that's it! I love you. ''(turns away, realizes what he's said, turns back)'' And by "you," I mean your mind. Your beautiful, gorgeous mind.
-->'''Nell:''' Thank you.
-->'''Eric:''' I feel like I just want to take a little piece of it home with me.
-->'''Nell:''' Home with you?
-->'''Eric:''' Yeah. Just part of the prefrontal cortex right here.
-->'''Nell:''' ''(beat)'' So, like a lobotomy.
-->'''Eric:''' No, not like a lobot--Oh, my God, ''exactly'' like a lobotomy. I'm a monster! ''(Looks intently at Nell)''
-->'''Nell:''' You're picturing my brain right now, aren't you?
-->'''Eric (nodding):''' Maybe I should just...
-->'''Nell:''' Get back to work?
-->'''Eric:''' Yeah.
-->'''Nell:''' Great idea.
-->'''Eric:''' I'm trying to think of something to say right now that would make this less weird.
-->'''Nell:''' Mmm, not possible.
9th May '18 3:10:51 PM StarTropes
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** And then there's her frequent use of the word "perf". Callen and Sam can barely believe their ears.
9th May '18 9:06:20 AM MikeW
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-->'''Nell''': A reminder the world is ending? Isn't that what Twitter is for?



-->'''Zoe''': I answer to just three people: Me. My Mom. And Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

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-->'''Zoe''': Listen, you son of a bastard, I answer to just three people: Me. My Mom. And the Honorable Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
7th May '18 3:26:53 PM Jellybean12
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* In "Party Crashers", Deeks heads over to his mother's apartment to tell her that he and Kensi are engaged. What he finds when he gets there is a guy in his underware. Assuming he's an intruder, Deeks pulls a gun on the man, only for his mother Bertie to show up in a towel. Bertie says that the man is her personal trainer Guy, and Deeks quickly realizes what they were doing, and is [[ParentalSexualitySquick horrified]]. Since Bertie had learned about the engagement two weeks earlier from Kensi's mother, Bertie enjoys ''every'' minute of Deeks' discomfort.
* In "This is What we Do", Sam adopts a seal named Otis. When Callen meets it, it does a large burp.

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* In "Party Crashers", Deeks heads over to his mother's apartment to tell her that he and Kensi are engaged. What he finds when he gets there is a guy in his underware.underwear. Assuming he's an intruder, Deeks pulls a gun on the man, only for his mother Bertie to show up in a towel. Bertie says that the man is her personal trainer Guy, and Deeks quickly realizes what they were doing, and is [[ParentalSexualitySquick horrified]]. Since Bertie had learned about the engagement two weeks earlier from Kensi's mother, Bertie enjoys ''every'' minute of Deeks' discomfort.
* In "This is What we We Do", Sam adopts a seal named Otis. When Callen meets it, it does a large burp.



** Eric has an app on his phone that reminds him the world is ending. It's called "Can We Kick It?" Nell is concerned.



** FBI agent Zoe Morris is always a delight, mixing in a youthful brashness with arrogance with a nutty humor that drives Callen and Sam up the wall.

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** FBI **FBI agent Zoe Morris is always a delight, mixing in a youthful brashness with arrogance with a nutty humor that drives Callen and Sam up the wall.
7th May '18 3:25:32 PM Jellybean12
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* Eric and Nell are woken up by an alarm with Nell freaking out as they had gone to a costume party the night before. That means they're both wearing whacky makeup and fake ears to bed.
* FBI agent Zoe Morris is always a delight, mixing in a youthful brashness with arrogance with a nutty humor that drives Callen and Sam up the wall.

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* From "Where Everybody Knows Your Name:"
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Eric and Nell are woken up by an alarm with Nell freaking out as they had gone to a costume party the night before. That means they're both wearing whacky makeup and fake ears to bed.
* FBI ** Hetty [[MomentKiller interrupts a Neric moment,]] but doesn't even react.
**FBI
agent Zoe Morris is always a delight, mixing in a youthful brashness with arrogance with a nutty humor that drives Callen and Sam up the wall.
6th May '18 6:39:31 PM MikeW
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-->'''Sam''': I think I prefer Arkady.

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-->'''Sam''': I think I prefer Arkady.Arkady.
** Zoe talks of her first love, a co-worker at a department store...who she had to tie up and hold at bay with a staple gun due to him stealing.
-->'''Deeks''': Yeah, that tracks.
6th May '18 6:23:31 PM MikeW
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** It turns out that Zoe has yanked them into a case without any okay from her bosses after warning a morgue attendant to "stop stalking me."

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** Zoe is a tad too friendly with a medical examiner and insists he "stop stalking me" online.
** It turns out that Zoe has yanked them into a case without any okay from her bosses after warning bosses. "I did lie but I did it with a morgue attendant to "stop stalking me."clear conscience."
6th May '18 6:18:44 PM MikeW
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-->'''Zoe''': I answer to just three people: Me. My Mom. And Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

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-->'''Zoe''': I answer to just three people: Me. My Mom. And Ruth Bader Ginsburg.Ginsburg.
** It turns out that Zoe has yanked them into a case without any okay from her bosses after warning a morgue attendant to "stop stalking me."
-->'''Sam''': I think I prefer Arkady.
6th May '18 6:13:01 PM MikeW
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* In "Driving Miss Diaz", in some slides of a photoshoot of the protected individual of the week, the last photo is of Hetty, in a Tux, doing the Classic James Bond pose.

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* In "Driving Miss Diaz", in some slides of a photoshoot of the protected individual of the week, the last photo is of Hetty, in a Tux, doing the Classic James Bond pose.pose.
* Deeks proudly announces he's just bought himself a motorcycle. The gang warn him that Hetty has a rule on anyone owning that which he brushes off. At the end of the episode, Hetty is holding out her hand and Deeks actually ''slaps'' it like a low-five. Hetty just gives him a look before demanding the keys to his bike so she can sell it. He just laughs...until he realizes she's dead serious.



* Deeks proudly announces he's just bought himself a motorcycle. The gang warn him that Hetty has a rule on anyone owning that which he brushes off. At the end of the episode, Hetty is holding out her hand and Deeks actually ''slaps'' it like a low-five. Hetty just gives him a look before demanding the keys to his bike so she can sell it. He just laughs...until he realizes she's dead serious.
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