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24th Apr '17 12:54:09 PM JJHIL325
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* In "Dead and Unburied", the victim turns out to have two fiancees. When the ladies find out about each other, they're not too pleased and proceed to attack each other in the bullpen. As Ziva and Gibbs rush over to break them up, Tony and [=McGee=] act like total teenage boys, with the former shouting "CHICK FIGHT!" and the latter recording the whole thing on his new camera phone.
** Later, Abby laments that she missed seeing the fight, so [=McGee=] takes his phone out so she can see it. They have fun rewatching it until...
--->'''Abby''': This is my favorite part.\\
'''Gibbs''': ''([[StealthHiBye Peering over their shoulders to watch the video]].)'' Which part?\\
''([=McGee=] and Abby straighten up with OhCrap expressions at being caught goofing off.)''



* From "Dead and Unburied", the victim turns out to have two fiancees. When the ladies find out about each other, they're not too pleased and proceed to attack each other in the bullpen. Tony announces it by calling "CHICK FIGHT!!!", and as Ziva and Gibbs rush over to break them up break them up, [=McGee=] manages to tape the whole thing on his phone.
** Later he takes it out to show Abby in her lab and they have fun rewatching it until...
--->'''Abby''': This is my favorite part.\\
'''Gibbs''': ''([[StealthHiBye Peering over their shoulders to watch the video]].)'' Which part?\\
''([=McGee=] and Abby straighten up with OhCrap expressions.)''
24th Apr '17 8:56:13 AM DrOO7
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** Jake ends up stuck having dinner with Gibbs alone (Tony and Ellie can't make it as they're working on
the aforementioned case, and Tim chickens out). The next day, Jake reveals that he and Gibbs hit it off, gushing about how "he's so easy to talk to!", earning utterly flabbergasted looks from Tony and Ellie. From then on, Tim and Tony's reactions to their friendship can only be described as jealousy.

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** Jake ends up stuck having dinner with Gibbs alone (Tony and Ellie can't make it as they're working on
on the aforementioned case, and Tim chickens out). The next day, Jake reveals that he and Gibbs hit it off, gushing about how "he's so easy to talk to!", earning utterly flabbergasted looks from Tony and Ellie. From then on, Tim and Tony's reactions to their friendship can only be described as jealousy.
24th Apr '17 8:54:42 AM DrOO7
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--->'''Palmer''': [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Because. . .it's...it's. . .snowing outside]].



* In "Cadence", when Jake ends up stuck having dinner with Gibbs alone (Tony and Ellie can't make it as they're working on a case, and Tim chickens out). The next day, Jake reveals that he and Gibbs hit it off, gushing about how "he's so easy to talk to!", earning utterly flabbergasted looks from Tony and Ellie. From then on, Tim and Tony's reactions to their friendship can only be described as jealousy.

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* In "Cadence", when Jake and Ellie arrive at work in their sweaty gym clothes. When Gibbs announces that they have a case and the team rushes out, with Ellie hurriedly declaring that she'll change in the car:
--->'''Jake''': ''[kisses her goodbye]'' "[[DelayedReaction Good luck. Be careful.]] (does a DoubleTake) Wait. You'll '''''what'''''?!"
**
Jake ends up stuck having dinner with Gibbs alone (Tony and Ellie can't make it as they're working on a on
the aforementioned
case, and Tim chickens out). The next day, Jake reveals that he and Gibbs hit it off, gushing about how "he's so easy to talk to!", earning utterly flabbergasted looks from Tony and Ellie. From then on, Tim and Tony's reactions to their friendship can only be described as jealousy.
17th Apr '17 1:29:21 PM DrOO7
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* As much as you gotta feel for [=McGee=] in these situations, any time he has a run-in with poison ivy sets up a number of these.
** Especially when he reveals to Dr. Mallard that he got it in a somewhat more....''personal'' area.
--->'''[=McGee=]:''' This is, uh...this is kinda embarrassing...\\
'''Ducky:''' I'm a doctor, [=McGee=]. I've seen everything there is to see more times than I care to remember.\\
''[[=McGee=] drops his pants]''\\
'''Ducky:''' ''Good Lord.''
** Even better, Palmer walks in, and [=McGee=] gets "caught with his pants down."
--->'''[=McGee=]:''' If Tony finds out about this, I'll never hear the end of it.\\
'''Ducky:''' Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.\\
'''Palmer:''' ''[walks in]'' Doctor, I got the new forms you reque--''[sees [=McGee=] standing in front of Ducky with his pants down]'' ... I'll come back later... ''[leaves]''\\
'''Ducky:''' ''Him,'' I'm not too sure about.



* "Caught On Tape". A suspect's dog barks, snarls, and snaps at Kate, only to fall in LoveAtFirstSight with Gibbs--and the feeling is mutual.

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* "Caught On Tape".
** As much as you gotta feel for [=McGee=] in these situations, any time he has a run-in with poison ivy sets up a number of these.
** Especially this first incident, when he reveals to Dr. Mallard that he got it in a somewhat more....''personal'' area.
--->'''[=McGee=]:''' This is, uh...this is kinda embarrassing...\\
'''Ducky:''' I'm a doctor, [=McGee=]. I've seen everything there is to see more times than I care to remember.\\
''[[=McGee=] drops his pants]''\\
'''Ducky:''' ''Good Lord.''
** Even better, Palmer walks in, and [=McGee=] gets "caught with his pants down."
--->'''[=McGee=]:''' If Tony finds out about this, I'll never hear the end of it.\\
'''Ducky:''' Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.\\
'''Palmer:''' ''[walks in]'' Doctor, I got the new forms you reque--''[sees [=McGee=] standing in front of Ducky with his pants down]'' ... I'll come back later... ''[leaves]''\\
'''Ducky:''' ''Him,'' I'm not too sure about.
**
A suspect's dog barks, snarls, and snaps at Kate, only to fall in LoveAtFirstSight with Gibbs--and the feeling is mutual.



'''Kate:''' ''[grins, then gets an OhCrap look and looks away]''\\

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'''Kate:''' ''[grins, then gets ''[gets an OhCrap look and looks away]''\\
13th Apr '17 10:09:37 PM Sane_Spinster
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* Ep 19: "The Wall" Reeves clashing with the irascible witness of the week, Henry Baxter, who keeps attempting to escape custody to no avail. But the real clincher? After roping Reeves into leaving the conference room to get a heat pack for his "aching back," Baxter succeeds at [[SlippedTheRopes slipping the handcuffs]] and leaving a note behind: [[spoiler:"My back is fine, SUCKER!"]]
--->'''Reeves:''' ''[sees the note]'' Oh, ''bloody hell--!!!''
7th Apr '17 2:17:00 PM JJHIL325
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*** It turns out that she found out about the two of them trying to get back together again because she put a keystone logger on both of their Facebook accounts.
-->'''Fornell''': You need a warrent to do that!
** Abby excitedly comes rushing into the bullpen, telling Gibbs about the ecxtremely kinky text conversations that she found on Eddie's phone between him and Diane... and she doesn't realize that the two of them and their daughter are there until it's too late. Then Fornell rushes to the lab to look at them, Diane rushes after him to prevent him from doing so, and Abby rushes after them to save her computers from potentially being destroyed.
5th Apr '17 3:52:19 PM StarTropes
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* Tony imitating a horse dance. While the doctor who will do his psych evaluation is right behind him.

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* Tony imitating a horse dance. dance in "A Man Walks Into a Bar...". While the doctor who will do his psych evaluation is [[RightBehindMe right behind him.him]].
* In "Defiance", Tony has his eyes on the pretty young woman they're protecting--except that she's got her eyes on [=McGee=].
5th Apr '17 3:04:55 PM StarTropes
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* Slightly dark example in "A Bowl of Cherries" when the three victims of the week are all frozen with liquid nitrogen. Ducky and Jimmy spend a full scene drinking tea while watching the bodies thaw--which is all they can do before they can start the autopsies.
4th Apr '17 7:32:22 AM JJHIL325
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** Tony, sleeping in the buff, wakes up to an iguana on his bed. He freaks out, grabs his gun, and shouts "Halt!". It gets even funnier when Gibbs and Kate come bursting in (alerted by his screams and assuming he's in danger). Tony hurriedly employs HandOrObjectUnderwear to conceal his nudity, while Kate's reaction indicates that she's genuinely impressed with what she sees, despite her constant sarcastic rebuffing of his advances.

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** Tony, sleeping in the buff, wakes up to an iguana on his bed. He freaks out, grabs his gun, and shouts "Halt!". It gets even funnier when Gibbs and Kate come bursting in with guns at the ready (alerted by his screams and assuming he's in danger). Tony hurriedly employs HandOrObjectUnderwear to conceal his nudity, while Kate's reaction indicates that she's genuinely impressed with what she sees, despite her constant sarcastic rebuffing of his advances.



'''Tony''': Any preference on the remaining rooms?\\

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'''Tony''': -->'''Tony''': Any preference on the remaining rooms?\\



* In "Light Sleeper", one of the women who found the murdered bodies has her baby daughter with her. She hands her to McGee so she can find the bottle in the daiper bag. McGee holds her at arms length, and is obviously uncomfortable.
-->'''McGee''': ''(Turns her slightly so she can see her mother)'' Look, look, look, your mom's right there. Right there. ''(Baby's crying gets louder)''
'''Gibbs''': ''(Slightly amused)'' You ever hold a baby before, McGee?\\
'''McGee''': ''(With a "Please help me" look) No.\\
'''Gibbs''': I didn't think so. ''(Gestures for McGee to hand him the baby. She quiets down once in Gibbs' arms, much to McGee's confusion)''.

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* In "Light Sleeper", one Sleeper":
** Tony says that the house where the two murdered Korean-born women were found reminds him of his cousin's house minus all the blood. [[NoodleIncident Unless you counted that Thanksgiving back in 1998]].
-->'''Jimmy''': I always say you can pick your nose but you can't pick your family!\\
({{Beat}})\\
'''Ducky''': There's a touch of the poet in you, Mr. Palmer.\\
'''Tony''': I'd say you're just more touched.
** One
of the women who found the murdered bodies has her baby daughter with her. She hands her to McGee so she can find the bottle in the daiper bag. McGee has obviously never held a baby before, because he holds her at arms length, arm's length and is obviously uncomfortable.
-->'''McGee''':
doesn't know how to get her to stop crying.
-->'''[=McGee=]''':
''(Turns her slightly so she can see her mother)'' Look, look, look, your mom's right there. Right there. ''(Baby's crying gets louder)''
louder)''\\
'''Gibbs''': ''(Slightly amused)'' You ever hold a baby before, McGee?\\
'''McGee''':
[=McGee=]?\\
'''[=McGee=]''':
''(With a "Please help me" look) No.\\
'''Gibbs''': I didn't think so. ''(Gestures for McGee [=McGee=] to hand him the baby. She quiets down once in Gibbs' arms, much to McGee's [=McGee=]'s confusion)''.
3rd Apr '17 10:57:33 PM JJHIL325
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* In "Minimum Security"... Tony, sleeping in the buff, wakes up to an iguana on his bed. It gets even funnier when Gibbs and Kate come bursting in (alerted by his screams and assuming he's in danger). Tony hurriedly employs HandOrObjectUnderwear to conceal his nudity, while Kate's reaction indicates that she's genuinely impressed with what she sees, despite her constant sarcastic rebuffing of his advances.
** Gibbs' reaction to all this is to mutter "[[INeedAFreakingDrink I need coffee]]" and make a beeline for the kitchen.

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* In "Minimum Security"...
**
Tony, sleeping in the buff, wakes up to an iguana on his bed.bed. He freaks out, grabs his gun, and shouts "Halt!". It gets even funnier when Gibbs and Kate come bursting in (alerted by his screams and assuming he's in danger). Tony hurriedly employs HandOrObjectUnderwear to conceal his nudity, while Kate's reaction indicates that she's genuinely impressed with what she sees, despite her constant sarcastic rebuffing of his advances.
** *** Gibbs' reaction to all this is to mutter "[[INeedAFreakingDrink I need coffee]]" and make a beeline for the kitchen. kitchen.
** In the scene before that, Kate and Tony were arguing over who gets to have the bedroom with the bathtub. Gibbs ends the argument by taking that bedroom for himself and throwing their bags out.
'''Tony''': Any preference on the remaining rooms?\\
'''Kate:''' No. They're both equally crappy.


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* In "Light Sleeper", one of the women who found the murdered bodies has her baby daughter with her. She hands her to McGee so she can find the bottle in the daiper bag. McGee holds her at arms length, and is obviously uncomfortable.
-->'''McGee''': ''(Turns her slightly so she can see her mother)'' Look, look, look, your mom's right there. Right there. ''(Baby's crying gets louder)''
'''Gibbs''': ''(Slightly amused)'' You ever hold a baby before, McGee?\\
'''McGee''': ''(With a "Please help me" look) No.\\
'''Gibbs''': I didn't think so. ''(Gestures for McGee to hand him the baby. She quiets down once in Gibbs' arms, much to McGee's confusion)''.
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