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6th Jun '18 2:12:54 PM Sane_Spinster
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'''Strickland:''' ''[=DiNozzo=]?'' ''[looks over at Tony and back at Gibbs]'' [[NoodleIncident Oh, I've heard stories about this guy.]] [[StuffBlowingUp His car blew up]], [[TheBlackDeath he almost died from the plague]], ''[yells over to Tony]'' [[Recap/NCISS11E01 and didn't someone shoot at you a few months ago]]?\\

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'''Strickland:''' ''[=DiNozzo=]?'' ''[looks over at Tony and back at Gibbs]'' [[NoodleIncident Oh, I've heard stories about this guy.]] [[StuffBlowingUp His car blew up]], [[TheBlackDeath he almost died from the plague]], ''[yells over to Tony]'' [[Recap/NCISS11E01 [[Recap/NCISS11E02 and didn't someone shoot at you a few months ago]]?\\
6th Jun '18 2:10:12 PM Sane_Spinster
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'''Strickland:''' ''[=DiNozzo=]?'' ''[looks over at Tony and back at Gibbs]'' Oh, I've heard stories about this guy. [[StuffBlowingUp His car blew up]], [[TheBlackDeath he almost died from the plague]], ''[yells over to Tony]'' [[Recap/NCISS11E02PastPresentandFuture and didn't someone shoot at you a few months ago]]?\\

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'''Strickland:''' ''[=DiNozzo=]?'' ''[looks over at Tony and back at Gibbs]'' [[NoodleIncident Oh, I've heard stories about this guy. guy.]] [[StuffBlowingUp His car blew up]], [[TheBlackDeath he almost died from the plague]], ''[yells over to Tony]'' [[Recap/NCISS11E02PastPresentandFuture [[Recap/NCISS11E01 and didn't someone shoot at you a few months ago]]?\\
30th May '18 11:39:43 AM Maddoxsort
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** Gibbs's refusal to use power tools as he works on a boat.

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** Gibbs's monastic refusal to use power tools as he works on a boat.
17th May '18 4:36:04 PM StarTropes
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* Gibbs is attending the memorial service of his friend, Jeff, who seemed to be lost at sea. Checking out the basement, Gibbs finds Jeff alive and well. It seems someone took a shot at him on his boat so he's been lying low. He's naturally thrown to realize everyone thinks he's dead and talks Gibbs into keeping it up while they investigate. This means Gibbs having to keep this quiet from the guy's "widow", leading to hijinks.
* The POI Gibbs/[=McGee=] tries to interview smashes their unmarked sedan, thinking that they're investors trying to push her to sign away the mall. Gibbs shows his badge and she realizes that she damaged a federal agency's sedan.
* To get information, the team have to get close to some guys at a golf course. As it happens, Palmer is a member of the club and plays with Torres as his caddy.
-->'''Torres''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is going to be a long day.]]
** Torres tells Palmer he's playing too well to get close to the guys and Palmer is outraged at the idea of playing worse.

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* "Fallout":
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Gibbs is attending the memorial service of his friend, Jeff, who seemed to be lost at sea. Checking out the basement, Gibbs finds Jeff alive and well. It seems someone took a shot at him on his boat so he's been lying low. He's naturally thrown to realize everyone thinks he's dead and talks Gibbs into keeping it up while they investigate. This means Gibbs having to keep this quiet from the guy's "widow", leading to hijinks.
* ** The POI Gibbs/[=McGee=] tries to interview smashes their unmarked sedan, thinking that they're investors trying to push her to sign away the mall. Gibbs shows his badge and she realizes that she damaged a federal agency's sedan.
* ** To get information, the team have to get close to some guys at a golf course. As it happens, Palmer is a member of the club and plays with Torres as his caddy.
-->'''Torres''': --->'''Torres''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is going to be a long day.]]
** *** Torres tells Palmer he's playing too well to get close to the guys and Palmer is outraged at the idea of playing worse.
17th May '18 6:21:51 AM Ominae
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* The POI Gibbs/[=McGee=] tries to interview smashes their unmarked sedan, thinking that they're investors trying to push her to sign away the mall. Gibbs shows his badge and she realizes that she damaged a federal agency's sedan.
16th May '18 9:56:15 AM MikeW
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* To get information, the team have to get close to some guys at a golf course. As it happens, Palmer is a member of the club and plays with Torres as his caddy.
-->'''Torres''': [[ThisIsGonnaSuck This is going to be a long day.]]
** Torres tells Palmer he's playing too well to get close to the guys and Palmer is outraged at the idea of playing worse.
16th May '18 9:39:01 AM MikeW
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* Gibbs is attending the memorial service of his friend, Jeff, who seemed to be lost at sea. Checking out the basement, Gibbs finds Jeff alive and well. It seems someone took a shot at him on his boat so he's been lying low. He's naturally thrown to realize everyone thinks he's dead and talks Gibbs into keeping it up while they investigate. This means Gibbs having to keep this quiet from the guy's "widow", leading to hijinks.
9th May '18 4:01:43 PM Maddoxsort
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* Gibbs cock-blocking the reporters from getting a scoop in "One Step Forward" goes on the air and becomes sensationalized, leading to Torres to coin the incident "When Gibbs Attacks". Gibbs shoots a ''piercing'' DeathGlare at that remark.
** A little later, Vance jokes that he's going to make sure there will be no more future instances of "When Gibbs Attacks" to avoid media scrutiny...
8th May '18 7:59:54 AM DrOO7
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** Gibbs gets annoyed by the sound of the bells and levels his classic DeathGlare at the guy. . .and he doesn't even flinch, telling him, "I'm more scared of her than you."

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** Gibbs gets annoyed by the sound of the bells and levels his classic DeathGlare at the guy. . .and he doesn't even flinch, telling him, "I'm more scared of her than you."" Paired with "Awesome" when you consider how many hard core criminals have wilted under that look, yet this wimpy guy isn't phased in the slightest.
17th Apr '18 7:14:56 PM JJHIL325
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* "Seek" has a really funny one involving Dobermans.

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* "Seek" has a really funny one involving Dobermans.Dobermans and their owner who mistook Tony and Tim for people from the bank (Pitt was late on a loan payment).
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