History Funny / MrBean

** Mr. Bean at the pool. He tries sliding down a kiddie slide, but gets a whistle blown on him by a lifeguard (Angus Deayton), after which he makes a spectacular fool of himself scurrying back up. He then makes an even bigger fool of himself trying to jump off the high dive (to the mounting impatience of the two boys immediately behind him in the queue)... and tops himself still further when [[GoneSwimmingClothesStolen he loses his trunks upon landing in the water and a little girl scoops them out with a snorkel]] just as the lifeguard blows his whistle and orders everyone out of the pool. He succeeds in hiding from the lifeguards until they leave... but [[NakedPeopleAreFunny not from the ladies' swim team for whose benefit the lifeguards cleared the pool]].
** On his lunch break, Mr. Bean sits next to another man ([[ActingForTwo Angus Deayton again]]) on a park bench whose lunch consists of two sandwiches in a plastic case and a styrofoam cup of tea. Mr. Bean proceeds to make his own sandwich using various items kept from inside his jacket. He cuts two pieces off a loaf of bread with scissors and spreads butter on them with a credit card ("My flexible friend!", he tells the other man[[note]] A reference to a contemporary ad campaign for Access cards[[/note]]), washes a lettuce leaf in a drinking fountain and strains it with his sock, produces a jar of live sardines which he kills by bashing them on the bench and holding them to his ear to listen for a heartbeat, and puts some peppercorns in his hankie and crushes them with the heel of his shoe. He also dunks a teabag in a hot water bottle and puts in some milk from a baby bottle (by taking a drink from it and then spitting it into the hot water bottle). But just as he is about to take a bite of the sandwich, the pepper makes him sneeze so hard that he hurls the sandwich away and squeezes the contents of the hot water bottle all over himself. The other man, who has been watching the display with a mixture of mounting disgust and confusion, offers him half of his sandwich, which Mr. Bean accepts.

** Don't forget about the part where he had to drive his Mini from the armchair tied to the roof. After buying it along with some paint cans, a mop, and broom among others, he realizes that he couldn't fit himself inside his car anymore, so he resorted to do the aforementioned method. At first, it went smoothly as he expected... until he goes down a steep downhill street (where in one scene has him passing by a police car) and ends up in a mattress lorry, which became his only braking method when he cannot slow the Mini down himself.

** Near the end when he attempts to [[CountingSheep count sheep]]. He couldn't figure out how many sheep were in the picture, so he uses a calculator. The instant he gets the number, he nods and instantly falls asleep.

** In that same scene, he shoots the lightbulb with a handgun simply to turn it off. Notice that he's also got dozens and dozens of spare bulbs in the same cabinet, implying that this is what he does every night.

** After being locked out, Bean tries to make his way down to the lobby, only to discover that the old woman is there ''again''.

*** A few minutes later, a boy who was unfortunately caught in the explosion (which he survives unscathed, though covered in blue powder) was dragged into a still life art class, with his teacher asking him if Mr. Bean is in said class. [[MissedHimByThatMuch They didn't know he was at the back of the room.]]

* "Mind the Baby, Mr. Bean": Mr. Bean sticks the baby he acquired in a ''WesternAnimation/PostmanPat'' kiddie ride - putting in a ''lot'' of coins so he doesn't have to keep coming back for a while - while he goes and has fun at the rest of the fair. By the time he comes back, a huge line for the kiddie ride has formed and the first in line chews him out for hogging the ride.

** When the customers return to the hair salon to complain to the actual hairdresser, including the mother of the boy with the weird haircut protesting that her son looks like an alien (even though the boy insists that he likes it), and the man who had the ponytail saying he spent nearly two years growing it, when Mr. Bean chopped it off in less than two minutes. Just as the man who had the toupee walks in, he notices Mr. Bean with his face disguised with a [[UsefulNotes/CharlesIII Prince Charles]] calendar and, mistaking Bean for the real Charles thanks to his poor eyesight, bows to him.

** Don't forget about the part where he had to drive his Mini from the roof. After buying an armchair, paint cans, a mop, a broom among others, he realizes that he couldn't fit himself inside his car anymore, so he resorted to do the aforementioned method. At first, it went smoothly as he expected... until he goes down a steep downhill street (where in one scene has him passing by a police car) and ends up in a mattress lorry, which became his only braking method when he cannot slow the Mini down himself.

** When the customers return to the hair salon to complain to the actual hairdresser, including the mother of the boy with the reverse mohawk protesting that her son looks like an alien (even though the boy insists that he likes it), and the man who had the ponytail saying he spent nearly two years growing it, when Mr. Bean chopped it off in less than two minutes. Just as the man who had the toupee walks in, he notices Mr. Bean with his face disguised with a [[UsefulNotes/CharlesIII Prince Charles]] calendar and, mistaking Bean for the real Charles thanks to his poor eyesight, bows to him.

** When the customers return to the barbershop to complain to the actual hairdresser, including the mother of the boy with the reverse mohawk protesting that her son looks like an alien (even though the boy insists that he likes it), and the man who had the ponytail saying he spent nearly two years growing it, when Mr. Bean chopped it off in less than two minutes. Just as the man who had the toupee walks in, he notices Mr. Bean with his face disguised with a [[UsefulNotes/CharlesIII Prince Charles]] calendar and, mistaking Bean for the real Charles thanks to his poor eyesight, bows to him.

* The ending sketch in "The Return of Mr. Bean", where Mr. Bean is in a line up to meet [[UsefulNotes/HMTheQueen Her Majesty the Queen]]. Right as she appears, he has trouble zipping up his pants, and struggles as she slowly approaches him. At one point, he sticks his index finger through the zipper, looking like he's sticking his dick out. He somehow manages to get zipped just in time... and in the process of bowing to the Queen, accidentally ''headbutts her.''

** Of course, "[[VisualPun Have you got the turkey on?]]" (pictured above).
** Mr. Bean can't resist pulling on the beard of every street Santa he sees... until he eventually runs into one with a real beard.

** When Mr. Bean misses the last Christmas tree sold in a market, he tips a huge ornamental one (not for sale) on to his car, and drives home with it on his car roof, ripping out the power cable for the lights. When he gets home, he only uses a tiny piece of the enormous tree.
** He cheats in a "guess the weight of the turkey" competition, standing on some scales while he holds the turkey, then using a calculator after he has put the turkey down.

** Locking himself out of his hotel room nude. Creator/RowanAtkinson is a brave, brave man.
** Mr. Bean discovers that his room for some reason doesn't include a bathroom, so what does he do? He ''[[RefugeInAudacity saws through the wall to the room next door]]'' and uses the bathtub there.

** When the customers return to the barbershop to complain to Derrick the hairdresser, including the mother of the boy with the reverse mohawk protesting that her son looks like an alien (even though the boy insists that he likes the haircut), and the man who had the ponytail saying he spent nearly 2.5 years growing it, when Mr. Bean chopped it off in less than two minutes. Just as the man who had the toupee walks in, he notices Mr. Bean with his face disguised with a [[UsefulNotes/CharlesIII Prince Charles]] calendar and, mistaking Bean for the real Charles thanks to his poor eyesight, bows to him.

** When the customers return to the barbershop to complain to Derrick the hairdresser, including the mother protesting that her son looks like an alien (even though the boy insists that he likes his new haircut), and the man who had the ponytail saying he spent nearly 2.5 years growing it, when Mr. Bean chopped it off in less than two minutes. Just as the final customer comes in, he notices Mr. Bean with his face disguised with a [[UsefulNotes/CharlesIII Prince Charles]] calendar and, mistaking Bean for the real Charles thanks to his poor eyesight, bows to him.

** Of course, "[[VisualPun Have you got the turkey on?]]".

* "Hair By Mr. Bean in London":

** When the customers return to the barbershop to complain to Derrick the hairdresser, including the mother protesting that her son looks like an alien (even though the boy insists that he likes his new haircut), and the man who had the ponytail saying he took nearly 2.5 years to grow it, when Mr. Bean chopped it off in less than two minutes. Just as the final customer comes in, he notices Mr. Bean with his face disguised with a [[UsefulNotes/CharlesIII Prince Charles]] calendar and, mistaking Bean for the real Charles thanks to his poor eyesight, bows to him.

* "Mind the Baby, Mr. Bean": Mr. Bean sticks the baby he acquired in a ''WesternAnimation/PostmanPat'' kiddie ride - he puts in a ''lot'' of coins so he doesn't have to keep coming back for a while - while he goes and has fun at the rest of the fair. By the time he comes back, a huge line for the kiddie ride has formed and the first in line chews him out for hogging the ride.

** When the customers return to the barbershop to complain to Derrick the hairdresser, including the mother protesting that her son looks like an alien (even though the boy insists that he likes his new haircut), and the man who had the ponytail saying he took nearly 2.5 years to grow it, when Mr. Bean chopped it off in less than two minutes. Just as the final customer comes in, he notices Mr. Bean with his face disguised with a [[UsefulNotes/KingCharlesIII Prince Charles]] calendar and, mistaking Bean for the real Charles thanks to his poor eyesight, bows to him.

** Bean cutting off a man's ponytail.
** When everyone comes to complain to Derrick the hairdresser, including the mother protesting that her son looks like an alien, and the aforementioned man saying he grew his ponytail nearly 2.5 years, when Mr. Bean chopped it off in less than two minutes.

** On his lunch break, Mr. Bean sits next to another man ([[ActingForTwo Angus Deayton again]]) on a park bench whose lunch consists of two sandwiches in a plastic case and a styrofoam cup of tea. Mr. Bean proceeds to make his own sandwich using various items kept from inside his jacket. He cuts two pieces off a loaf of bread with scissors and spreads butter on them with a credit card ("My flexible friend!", he tells the other man[[note]] A reference to a contemporary ad campaign for Access cards[[/note]].), washes a lettuce leaf in a drinking fountain and strains it with his sock, produces a jar of live sardines which he kills by bashing them on the bench and holding them to his ear to listen for a heartbeat, and puts some peppercorns in his hankie and crushes them with the heel of his shoe. He also dunks a teabag in a hot water bottle and puts in some milk from a baby bottle (by taking a drink from it and then spitting it into the hot water bottle). But just as he is about to take a bite of the sandwich, the pepper makes him sneeze so hard that he hurls the sandwich away and squeezes the contents of the hot water bottle all over himself. The other man, who has been watching the display with a mixture of mounting disgust and confusion, offers him half of his sandwich, which Mr. Bean accepts.

** On his lunch break, Mr. Bean sits next to another man ([[ActingForTwo Angus Deayton again]]) on a park bench whose lunch consists of two sandwiches in a plastic case and a styrofoam cup of tea. Mr. Bean proceeds to make his sandwich by cutting two pieces off a loaf of bread with scissors, spreading butter on them with a credit card ("My flexible friend!", he tells the other man[[note]] A reference to a contemporary ad campaign for Access cards.[[/note]]), washing a lettuce leaf in a drinking fountain and straining it with his sock, producing a jar of live sardines which he kills by bashing them on the bench and holding them to his ear to listen for a heartbeat, and putting some peppercorns in his hankie and crushing them with the heel of his shoe. He also dunks a teabag in a hot water bottle and puts in some milk from a baby bottle (by taking a drink from it and then spitting it into the hot water bottle). But just as he is about to take a bite of the sandwich, the pepper makes him sneeze, so that he hurls the sandwich away and squeezes the contents of the hot water bottle all over himself. The other man, who has been watching the display with a mixture of mounting disgust and confusion, offers him half of his sandwich, which Mr. Bean accepts.

[[caption-width-right:350:[[VisualPun I guess he got the turkey on.]]]

* "Mind the Baby, Mr. Bean": Mr. Bean sticks the baby he acquired in a Postman Pat kiddie ride - he puts in a ''lot'' of coins so he doesn't have to keep coming back for a while - while he goes and has fun at the rest of the fair. By the time he comes back, a huge line for the kiddie ride has formed and the first in line chews him out for hogging the ride.

** When everyone comes to complain to Derrick the barber, including the mother protesting that her son looks like an alien, and the aforementioned man saying he grew his ponytail nearly 2.5 years, when Mr. Bean chopped it off in less than two minutes.

** Mr. Bean at the pool. He tries sliding down a kiddie slide, but gets a whistle blown on him by a lifeguard, after which he makes a spectacular fool of himself scurrying back up. He then makes an even bigger fool of himself trying to jump off the high dive (to the mounting impatience of the two boys immediately behind him in the queue)... and tops himself still further when [[GoneSwimmingClothesStolen he loses his trunks upon landing in the water and a little girl scoops them out with a snorkel]] just as the lifeguard (Angus Deayton) blows his whistle and orders everyone out of the pool. He succeeds in hiding from the lifeguards until they leave... but [[NakedPeopleAreFunny not from the ladies' swim team for whose benefit the lifeguards cleared the pool]].

** On his lunch break, Mr. Bean sits next to another man ([[ActingForTwo Angus Deayton again]]) on a park bench whose lunch consists of two sandwiches in a plastic case and a styrofoam cup of tea. Mr. Bean proceeds to make his sandwich by cutting two pieces off a loaf of bread with scissors, spreading butter on them with a credit card ("My flexible friend!", he tells the other man[[note]] A reference to a contemporary ad campaign for Access cards.[[/note]]), washing a lettuce leaf in a drinking fountain and straining it with his sock, producing a jar of live sardines which he kills by bashing them on the bench and holding them to his ear to listen for a heartbeat, and putting some peppercorns in his hankie and crushing them with the heel of his shoe. He also dunks a teabag in a hot water bottle and puts in some milk from a baby bottle (by taking a drink from it and then spitting it into the hot water bottle). But just as he is about to take a bit of the sandwich, the pepper makes him sneeze, so that he hurls the sandwich away and squeezes the contents of the hot water bottle all over himself. The other man, who has been watching the display with a mixture of mounting disgust and confusion, offers him half of his sandwich, which Mr. Bean accepts.

** After putting his hands on a device that produces static electricity, Mr Bean winds up absorbing all the static and finds that everything he touches sticks to his skin. When a woman in a long skirt takes a sheet from his hand, he inadvertently sends all the electricity into her, causing her skirt to fly up showing her panties.
** Barking out silly orders behind the backs of a bunch of soldiers. When the sergeant returns he is ''[[{{Angrish}} not]]'' [[{{Angrish}} happy]] to find them all standing on one leg and waving.

** When everyone comes to complain to Derrick the barber, including the mother protesting her son looks like an alien, and the aforementioned man saying he grew his hair nearly 2.5 years, when Mr. Bean chopped it off in less than two minutes.

** When everyone comes to complain to Derrick the barber, including the mother protesting her son looks like an ape, and the aforementioned man saying he grew his hair nearly 2.5 years, when Mr. Bean chopped it off in less than two minutes.