History Funny / Mort

11th May '15 6:12:19 PM DoctorDetective
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-->"But I think you were probably just tired of being up to your ankles in horse shit."

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-->"But I think you were probably just tired of being up to your ankles knees in horse shit."
15th Jul '14 12:31:34 PM Dragon
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--->'''Father of the household:''' [[MurderArsonandJaywalking You’re a thief? A murderer? To creep in thus, are you a]] ''[[MurderArsonandJaywalking tax-gatherer?!]]''

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--->'''Father of the household:''' [[MurderArsonandJaywalking You’re a thief? A murderer? To creep in thus, are you a]] ''[[MurderArsonandJaywalking tax-gatherer?!]]''tax-gatherer?!]]''
* When the eight senior wizards of Unseen University are waiting for [[spoiler: Albert (aka Alberto Malich)]] who was thought dead and seems to have come back to life out of his own statue, their expression is described thusly:
-->Only one creature could have duplicated the expressions on their faces, and that would be a pigeon who has heard not only that Lord Nelson has got down off his column but has also been seen buying a 12-bore repeater and a box of cartridges.
30th Jun '14 1:52:31 PM CaptainPedant
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* Mort innocently imbibes a pint of scumble, to the horror of all the onlookers in the tavern. To him it's just a slightly musty-flavoured apple drink, to anyone else it's a near-lethal dose and is expected to at least scramble his brains in a matter of seconds.
5th Feb '14 9:55:20 AM KariGray
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* The Agatean poisoning sequence. Especially when Mort yells "Someone eat it!" and when the GrandVizier is reprimanded for trying to leave for the "affairs of state in a little black bottle labeled Antidote." Oh, and when he finds out that even though he didn't believe in his ancestors (some of whom he's implied to have caused the death of, [[AC: they believe in him]].

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* The Agatean poisoning sequence. Especially when Mort yells "Someone eat it!" and when the GrandVizier is reprimanded for trying to leave for the "affairs of state in a little black bottle labeled Antidote." Oh, and when he finds out that even though he didn't believe in his ancestors (some of whom he's implied to have caused the death of, [[AC: they believe in him]].him]].
* Mort greatly alarms a Klartchian household.
--->'''Father of the household:''' [[MurderArsonandJaywalking You’re a thief? A murderer? To creep in thus, are you a]] ''[[MurderArsonandJaywalking tax-gatherer?!]]''
14th Aug '13 9:48:55 AM LadyJafaria
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[[AC:There will be,]] said Death, [[AC:if I can find the damn place.]]

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[[AC:There will be,]] said Death, [[AC:if I can find the damn place.]]]]
* The Agatean poisoning sequence. Especially when Mort yells "Someone eat it!" and when the GrandVizier is reprimanded for trying to leave for the "affairs of state in a little black bottle labeled Antidote." Oh, and when he finds out that even though he didn't believe in his ancestors (some of whom he's implied to have caused the death of, [[AC: they believe in him]].
28th Nov '12 5:33:35 PM Arachnos
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** And it turns out he's absolutely right.
7th Sep '12 7:58:28 PM TwentyTwoSevenths
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** Even better, after asking for a variety of drinks to be mixed, he asks for the second row. The bartender asks which one. [[HowManyAllOfThem He says the whole second row.]]
26th Jul '12 8:44:36 AM MrDeath
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* Mort asks Death why he wants him to shovel out the barn. Death turns the question back on him, and he goes through a few ideas, maybe it's for working the scythe-muscles, maybe it's for perseverance . . .
-->"But I think you were probably just tired of being up to your ankles in horse shit."

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* Mort asks Death why he wants him to shovel out the barn. Death turns the question back on him, and he goes through a few ideas, maybe it's for working the scythe-muscles, maybe it's for perseverance . . .
perseverance...
-->"But I think you were probably just tired of being up to your ankles in horse shit.""
* Early on, Mort finds Death planning for his day.
-->Death was standing behind a lectern, poring over a map. He looked at Mort as if he wasn't entirely there.\\
[[AC:You haven't heard of the Bay of Mante, have you?]] he said.\\
'No, sir,' said Mort.\\
[[AC:Famous shipwreck there.]]\\
'Was there?'\\
[[AC:There will be,]] said Death, [[AC:if I can find the damn place.]]
25th Jul '12 4:16:01 PM CrazyCatLadyIRL
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* Mort asks Death why he wants him to shovel out the barn. Death turns the question back on him, and he goes through a few ideas, maybe it's for working the scythe-muscles, maybe it's for perseverance . . .
-->"But I think you were probably just tired of being up to your ankles in horse shit."
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