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'''Centurion:''' ''(clearly amazed Pilate is bothering to ask this question)'' ... well, no, sir.\\
'''Pilate:''' Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?\\

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'''Centurion:''' ''(clearly amazed Pilate is bothering to ask this question)'' ... well, no, sir.\\
'''Pilate:''' Well, you You don't sound vewy sure. Have you checked?\\
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''':''' Well, I was only asking her to shut up so that I can hear what he's saying, Big nose!\\

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''':''' '''Mr. Cheeky:''' Well, I was only asking her to shut up so that I can hear what he's saying, Big nose!\\

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'''Biggus Dickus:''' No "[[Creator/SpencerTracy Thpenther Trathy]]"s!

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'''Biggus Dickus:''' No "[[Creator/SpencerTracy Thpenther Trathy]]"s!Trathy]]"s!\\
'''Pilate:''' Or WE WILL WELEASE NO ONE!

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'''Centurion:''' Hail Caesar. [[FreudianThreat If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.]]

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'''Centurion:''' Hail Caesar. [[FreudianThreat If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.]]]]\\
'''Brian:''' Yes, sir! Thank you sir, Hail Caesar and everything sir! ''(Brian resumes his vandalism as he lets out a scared whimper)''
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'''Pilate:''' I will NOT have my fwiends ''widiculed'' by the... common soldiewy! ''(glares at Brian's guards)'' Anybody else feel like a little... ''giggle''... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... ''Dickus? (both guards struggle to keep their laughter in; Pilate marches over to another guard who is practically inhaling his own cheeks trying to keep from laughing)'' What about you? Do you find it... ''wisible''... when I say the name... Biggus... ''(the guard makes a feeble squeaking noise)'' DICKUS? ''(Brian's guards are struggling even more to keep their laughter in; a few deep breaths, and they seem to recover)'' ... He has a wife, you know. ''(one of the guards' faces [[ThisIsGonnaSuck turns to pure dread]]; they're both sure they're about to lose their battle to keep from laughing)'' You know what she's called? ''(the guards shake their heads)'' She's called... Incontinentia. ''({{Beat}})'' Incontinentia Buttocks. ''(this is {{the last straw}} for the guards; they fall about laughing hysterically)'' STOP! What is all this!? I've had enough of this... wowdy wabble, sniggewing behaviour! Silence! Call yourselves [[PraetorianGuard Pwaetowian Guards]]!? ''(Brian takes advantage of the distraction and sneaks away, but Pilate notices him)'' Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!

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'''Pilate:''' I will NOT have my fwiends ''widiculed'' by the... common soldiewy! ''(glares at Brian's guards)'' Anybody else feel like a little... ''giggle''... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... ''Dickus? (both guards struggle to keep their laughter in; Pilate marches over to another guard who is practically inhaling his own cheeks trying to keep from laughing)'' What about you? Do you find it... ''wisible''... when I say the name... Biggus... ''(the guard makes a feeble squeaking noise)'' DICKUS? ''(Brian's guards are struggling even more to keep their laughter in; a few deep breaths, and they seem to recover)'' ... He has a wife, you know. ''(one of the guards' faces [[ThisIsGonnaSuck turns to pure dread]]; they're both sure they're about to lose their battle to keep from laughing)'' You know what she's called? ''(the guards shake their heads)'' She's called... Incontinentia. ''({{Beat}})'' Incontinentia Buttocks. ''(this is {{the last straw}} for the guards; they fall about laughing hysterically)'' STOP! SHUT UP! What is all this!? I've had enough of this... wowdy wabble, sniggewing behaviour! Silence! Call yourselves [[PraetorianGuard Pwaetowian Guards]]!? ''(Brian takes advantage of the distraction and sneaks away, but Pilate notices him)'' Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
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'''Big Nose:''' One more time, mate, and I'll take you to the fuckin' cleaners!\\

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'''Big Nose:''' One more time, mate, and I'll take you to the fuckin' [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] cleaners!\\
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According to the script, "Smart-aleck" is actually named "Mr. Cheeky".


'''Smart-aleck:''' Do you mind, I can't hear a word he's saying.\\

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'''Smart-aleck:''' '''Mr. Cheeky:''' Do you mind, I can't hear a word he's saying.\\



'''Smart-aleck:''' Well, can't you talk to him somewhere else? I can't hear a bloody thing!\\

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'''Smart-aleck:''' '''Mr. Cheeky:''' Well, can't you talk to him somewhere else? I can't hear a bloody thing!\\



'''Smart-aleck:''' Well, I was only asking her to shut up so that I can hear what he's saying, Big nose!\\

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'''Smart-aleck:''' ''':''' Well, I was only asking her to shut up so that I can hear what he's saying, Big nose!\\



'''Smart-aleck:''' Well, he has got a big nose.\\

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'''Smart-aleck:''' '''Mr. Cheeky:''' Well, he has got a big nose.\\



'''Smart-aleck:''' I don't know, I was too busy talking to Big nose!\\

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'''Smart-aleck:''' '''Mr. Cheeky:''' I don't know, I was too busy talking to Big nose!\\



'''Smart-aleck:''' See, if you hadn't been going on we'd have heard that, Big nose.\\

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'''Smart-aleck:''' '''Mr. Cheeky:''' See, if you hadn't been going on we'd have heard that, Big nose.\\



'''Smart-aleck:''' Oh, better keep listening, might be a bit about "Blessed are the Big noses".\\

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'''Smart-aleck:''' '''Mr. Cheeky:''' Oh, better keep listening, might be a bit about "Blessed are the Big noses".\\



'''Smart-aleck:''' Well, you're not so bad yourself, conk-face. Where are you two from, 'Nose City'?\\

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'''Smart-aleck:''' '''Mr. Cheeky:''' Well, you're not so bad yourself, conk-face. Where are you two from, 'Nose City'?\\
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* When Brian is brought before Pontius Pilate a second time, we find out that Biggus Dickus ''actually exists!'' When we finally meet him, Biggus Dickus is every bit the comic highlight that a Roman centurion (who [[ADateWithRosiePalms "wanks as high as any man in Wome"]], according to Pilate) with a name like that deserves to be.

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* When Brian is brought before Pontius Pilate a second time, we find out that Biggus Dickus ''actually exists!'' When we finally meet him, Biggus Dickus is every bit the comic highlight that a Roman centurion (who [[ADateWithRosiePalms "wanks as high as any man in Wome"]], Wome", according to Pilate) with a name like that deserves to be.
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A Date With Rosie Palms


* When Brian is brought before Pontius Pilate a second time, we find out that Biggus Dickus ''actually exists!'' When we finally meet him, Biggus Dickus is every bit the comic highlight that a Roman centurion (who "wanks as high as any man in Wome", according to Pilate) with a name like that deserves to be.

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* When Brian is brought before Pontius Pilate a second time, we find out that Biggus Dickus ''actually exists!'' When we finally meet him, Biggus Dickus is every bit the comic highlight that a Roman centurion (who [[ADateWithRosiePalms "wanks as high as any man in Wome", Wome"]], according to Pilate) with a name like that deserves to be.
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'''Pilate:''' I will NOT have my fwiends ''widiculed'' by the... common soldiewy! ''(glares at Brian's guards)'' Anybody else feel like a little... ''giggle''... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... ''Dickus? (both guards struggle to keep their laughter in; Pilate marches over to another guard who is practically inhaling his own cheeks trying to keep from laughing)'' What about you? Do you find it... ''wisible''... when I say the name... Biggus... ''(the guard makes a feeble squeaking noise)'' DICKUS? ''(Brian's guards are struggling even more to keep their laughter in; a few deep breaths, and they seem to recover)'' ... He has a wife, you know. ''(one of the guards' faces [[ThisIsGonnaSuck turns to]] [[OhCrap pure dread]]; they're both sure they're about to lose their battle to keep from laughing)'' You know what she's called? ''(the guards shake their heads)'' She's called... Incontinentia. ''({{Beat}})'' Incontinentia Buttocks. ''(this is the last straw for the guards; they fall about laughing hysterically)'' STOP! What is all this!? I've had enough of this... wowdy wabble, sniggewing behaviour! Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian Guards!? ''(Brian takes advantage of the distraction and sneaks away, but Pilate notices him)'' Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!

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'''Pilate:''' I will NOT have my fwiends ''widiculed'' by the... common soldiewy! ''(glares at Brian's guards)'' Anybody else feel like a little... ''giggle''... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... ''Dickus? (both guards struggle to keep their laughter in; Pilate marches over to another guard who is practically inhaling his own cheeks trying to keep from laughing)'' What about you? Do you find it... ''wisible''... when I say the name... Biggus... ''(the guard makes a feeble squeaking noise)'' DICKUS? ''(Brian's guards are struggling even more to keep their laughter in; a few deep breaths, and they seem to recover)'' ... He has a wife, you know. ''(one of the guards' faces [[ThisIsGonnaSuck turns to]] [[OhCrap to pure dread]]; they're both sure they're about to lose their battle to keep from laughing)'' You know what she's called? ''(the guards shake their heads)'' She's called... Incontinentia. ''({{Beat}})'' Incontinentia Buttocks. ''(this is the {{the last straw straw}} for the guards; they fall about laughing hysterically)'' STOP! What is all this!? I've had enough of this... wowdy wabble, sniggewing behaviour! Silence! Call yourselves [[PraetorianGuard Pwaetowian Guards!? Guards]]!? ''(Brian takes advantage of the distraction and sneaks away, but Pilate notices him)'' Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!

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