History Funny / MockTheWeek

17th May '16 7:16:27 AM LentilSandEater
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'''Andy''': [[LampshadeHanging You're never quite sure which week Milton is actually mocking, are you?]]

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'''Andy''': [[LampshadeHanging You're never quite sure which week Milton is actually mocking, are you?]]you?
10th May '16 4:34:38 AM erforce
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-->''' Carl Donnelly:''' [[Film/{{Terminator}} I want your clothes, your boots]], and your unicycle.

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-->''' Carl Donnelly:''' [[Film/{{Terminator}} [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay I want your clothes, your boots]], and your unicycle.
26th Apr '16 2:10:54 PM ThatBitterTase
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* S14E9: The picture is David Cameron holding a pig. [[note]]See the above note to learn why this is important.[[/note]] As soon as the audience starts laughing, Dara announces that comedy is obsolete and ''starts packing his briefcase''.
21st Apr '16 1:08:53 PM Aquila89
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* "Lines You Wouldn't Hear In An Action Movie":
-->''' Carl Donnelly:''' [[Film/{{Terminator}} I want your clothes, your boots]], and your unicycle.
-->''' Andi Osho:''' They beat him, they kicked him, they shot him, they left him for dead. Now... he's dead.
17th Apr '16 10:24:09 AM biscuitlion
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-->'''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Milton Jones:''' [[HypocriticalHumor What a bunch of weirdos.]]

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-->'''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Milton Jones:''' Jones]]:''' [[HypocriticalHumor What a bunch of weirdos.]]
16th Apr '16 9:27:25 AM ThatBitterTase
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-->'''[[CloudCuckooLander Milton]]''': Apparently the Cabinet is becoming Euro-skeptic. I would imagine, thinking that Europe doesn't exist. (''audience laughs'') I had a near-Europe experience once, when I was on holiday in Kent. I found myself in a tunnel, walking towards the light. And at the end, someone said "bonjour". It's all fair, I thought I led a good life.\\

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-->'''[[CloudCuckooLander Milton]]''': Apparently the Cabinet is becoming Euro-skeptic. I would imagine, thinking that Europe doesn't exist. (''audience laughs'') I had a near-Europe experience once, when I was on holiday in Kent. I found myself in a tunnel, walking towards the light. And at the end, someone said "bonjour". It's all not fair, I thought I led a good life.\\




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* When the question is "How long until they build a spaceport in the UK", Dara is astonished at how ''jaded'' the panel is about the idea of ''going into space'' - to the point Ed Byrne suggests it could be made more interesting with a faked alien attack. The crowner:
-->'''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Milton Jones:''' [[HypocriticalHumor What a bunch of weirdos.]]
26th Mar '16 8:36:52 PM LordAaronus
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** '''Chris''': A stringfellow? What's a stringfellow?// A stringfellow? Why, didn't you know?// It has tanned, leather skin and a massive libido// And bad {{eighties hair}} and a grin like a pedo!

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** '''Chris''': [[Literature/TheGruffalo A stringfellow? What's a stringfellow?// A stringfellow? Why, didn't you know?// know?//]] It has tanned, leather skin and a massive libido// And bad {{eighties hair}} [[PaedoHunt and a grin like a pedo!pedo!]]
1st Mar '16 2:21:17 PM bt8257
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'''Dara''': Well, [[LaserGuidedkarma the Minicab industry has long fingers, doesn't it?]]\\

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'''Dara''': Well, [[LaserGuidedkarma [[LaserGuidedKarma the Minicab industry has long fingers, doesn't it?]]\\
1st Mar '16 2:19:38 PM bt8257
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** '''Russell''': What is the name of the force that pulls objects towards the centre of the Earth? Is it a) gravity or b) magic?

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** '''Russell''': What is the name of the force that pulls objects towards the centre of the Earth? Is it a) gravity or b) magic?''magic''?



** '''Andy''': Do you think kids spend too much time with their Playstation? Answer Cross, Triangle, Circle, or Square.

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** '''Andy''': Do you think kids spend too much time with their Playstation? UsefulNotes/PlayStation? Answer Cross, Triangle, Circle, or Square.



-->"You've each been selected for this mission because [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits you're unknown to the enemy and you each have a special skill.]] [[TheSmartGuy Professor Hawking]], [[TheLancer John Leslie]], [[TokenEvilTeammate Phil Neville]], [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters the Wu-Tang Clan]], [[TokenMinority Usher]], [[TheBigGuy the Sugar Puffs Monster]] [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Daniel Day-Lewis]]! Welcome to [[MindScrew Operation Mind-Fuck]]!"

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-->"You've each been selected for this mission because [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits you're unknown to the enemy and you each have a special skill.]] [[TheSmartGuy Professor Hawking]], [[TheLancer John Leslie]], [[TokenEvilTeammate Phil Neville]], [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters the Wu-Tang Clan]], [[TokenMinority Usher]], [[TheBigGuy the Sugar Puffs Monster]] Monster]], [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and Daniel Day-Lewis]]! and]] Creator/DanielDayLewis! Welcome to [[MindScrew Operation Mind-Fuck]]!"



"And the winner of the Suicide Bomber Of The Year Award... I'm afraid they couldn't be with us tonight..."

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"And the winner of the Suicide Bomber Of The of the Year Award... I'm afraid they couldn't be with us tonight..."



* Series 8 Episode 1. Scenes We'd Like To See. Topic was "Things You'd Never Hear On A TV Election Debate".

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* Series 8 Episode 1. Scenes We'd Like To See. Topic was "Things You'd Never "Unlikely Things to Hear On A on a TV Election Debate".



** And then there's this from [[CloudCuckooLander Milton Jones]]:
--->'''Milton Jones:''' Helloooo! I am the Messiah! And the Queen is a biscuit!\\

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** And then there's this from [[CloudCuckooLander [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Milton Jones]]:
--->'''Milton Jones:''' --->'''Milton:''' Helloooo! I am the Messiah! And the Queen is a biscuit!\\



-->'''Romesh Ranganathan:''' Creator/RussellCrowe stars as Music/BobMarley; the accent so offensive you won't even care that he blacked up. ''(Cue Audience Laughter)''

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-->'''Romesh Ranganathan:''' Creator/RussellCrowe stars as Music/BobMarley; the accent so offensive offensive, you won't even care that he [[{{Blackface}} blacked up.up]]. ''(Cue Audience Laughter)''



** Significantly funnier when repeated deadpan by a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmgbtfptGa0 presenter on ''Newsnight'']] in a piece about declining standards at the BBC.

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** Significantly funnier when repeated deadpan by a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmgbtfptGa0 presenter on ''Newsnight'']] on]] ''Newsnight'' in a piece about declining standards at the BBC.



** '''Chris''': A stringfellow? What's a stringfellow?// A stringfellow? Why, didn't you know?// It has tanned, leather skin and a massive libido// And bad eighties hair and a grin like a pedo!

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** '''Chris''': A stringfellow? What's a stringfellow?// A stringfellow? Why, didn't you know?// It has tanned, leather skin and a massive libido// And bad eighties hair {{eighties hair}} and a grin like a pedo!



'''Hugh:''' Well this the deepest, darkest bit of the caves. And unless you give twenty pounds each that's where your staying.

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'''Hugh:''' Well this the deepest, darkest bit of the caves. And unless you give twenty pounds each each, that's where your you're staying.



* Unlikely Lines to Hear on a TV Show
-->'''Frankie:''' Hello and welcome to Mock the Week ''After Dark.'' I'm Dara O'Briain and this... is my penis. ''*Cue Dara leering at the camera and wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.*''

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* Unlikely Lines to Hear on a TV Show
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-->'''Frankie:''' Hello and welcome to Mock the Week ''After Dark.'' I'm Dara O'Briain and this... is my penis. ''*Cue Dara leering looking at the camera his crotch and wiggling nodding his eyebrows head suggestively.*''



'''Frankie:''' I will never forget the terrible events of 9-12.\\

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'''Frankie:''' I will never forget the terrible events of 9-12.9/12.\\
25th Feb '16 1:27:04 PM hmslion
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* Also from the season 14 Christmas special, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq9_bSa4E8A Dara's incredibly creepy talking teddy bear]]
-->'''Feddy the Teddy Bear''' "I would really like to eat you."
-->'''Dara''' "WHAT!?!?"
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