History Funny / MockTheWeek

19th Sep '16 6:36:34 AM lakingsif
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** '''David Mitchell:''' [[UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin Vladimir]] has [[UsefulNotes/RussiansWithRustingRockets 20,000 tanks]]; [[UsefulNotes/{{Georgia}} you]] have three. [[WhatAnIdiot Why would you]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_South_Ossetia_war start a war?]] Discuss.

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** '''David Mitchell:''' [[UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin Vladimir]] has [[UsefulNotes/RussiansWithRustingRockets 20,000 tanks]]; [[UsefulNotes/{{Georgia}} [[UsefulNotes/GeorgiaEurope you]] have three. [[WhatAnIdiot Why would you]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_South_Ossetia_war start a war?]] Discuss.
19th Sep '16 4:53:21 AM Aquila89
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* S14E9: The picture is David Cameron holding a pig. [[note]]See the above note to learn why this is important.[[/note]] As soon as the audience starts laughing, Dara announces that comedy is obsolete and ''starts packing his briefcase''.

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* S14E9: Series 14 episode 9: The picture is David Cameron holding a pig. [[note]]See the above note to learn why this is important.[[/note]] As soon as the audience starts laughing, Dara announces that comedy is obsolete and ''starts packing his briefcase''.
5th Sep '16 2:35:31 PM ThatBitterTase
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'''Ed''': Venus has the arse, Serena's got the tits.

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'''Ed''': Venus has the arse, Serena's got the tits.\\
'''Milton:''' ''(miming playing tennis)'' Why do I spend my life... hitting a fuzzy green apple... with a snowshoe?
22nd Jul '16 3:03:20 PM Aquila89
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* In Series 15 Episode 6, when the panel talks about the Conservative leadership election, and Dara pretends to be a dictator:
-->'''Miles Jupp:''' You weren't elected, were you, to this position, Dara?
-->'''Dara:''' I wasn't. I stole it in a bloody coup. And would do it again, my friend. People have disappeared from this show, Miles - and would again - for raising those exact kind of questions. Where's Frankie now, where's Russell now? Gone.
-->'''Miles:''' You will be dragged through the streets, Dara. You will be dragged through the streets like Gaddafi. Then they'll be laughing.
-->'''Dara:''' There were five regulars on this show - how many regulars now? Just poor, weak Hugh. Poor, weak Hugh, who I own. Hugh will always give the correct answer when I ask him to - won't you, Hugh, won't you, Hugh?
-->'''Hugh:''' Your shoes are almost polished, sir!
-->'''Dara:''' Thank you, Hugh. Hugh knows what's right for him. In other news...
-->'''Hugh:''' I think you're terrific on the Megabus, sir.
20th Jul '16 3:25:33 AM F1Krazy
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** The outtakes show the panel mocking him further with such lines as "Oh, Dara, is it you, or an eclipse?" Until finally Russell shouts out "[[AntiHumor Fuck, your head's big!]]"

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** The outtakes show the panel mocking him further with such lines as "Oh, Dara, is it you, or an eclipse?" Until until finally Russell shouts out "[[AntiHumor Fuck, your head's big!]]"



* From 6 episode 2, Russell Howard's method of stealing a chicken from a supermarket, which involved putting it on his head and simply walking off in the confusion. The reactions from the other hosts were ''priceless''.

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* From Series 6 episode Episode 2, Russell Howard's method of stealing a chicken from a supermarket, which involved putting it on his head and simply walking off in the confusion. The reactions from the other hosts were ''priceless''.



* The entire Blunkett discussion from the second DVD.



-->'''Frankie:''' ''(as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)'' "The American president is the son of a swine! I hope that one day, his body is identified by the teethmarks on my penis!"\\

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-->'''Frankie:''' ''(as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)'' "The American president is the son of a swine! I hope that one day, his body is identified by the teethmarks teeth marks on my penis!"\\



'''Frankie:''' Terror is the only way for Al-Queda to spread our message.\\

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'''Frankie:''' Terror is the only way for Al-Queda Al-Qaeda to spread our message.\\



* From series 7 episode 9, Frankie and the racist door. This joke went on throughout the entire show.
* From series 6 episode 9, most of what Frankie says about the Large Hadron Collider, "or to give it its proper name, the Black Hole Machine!"

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* From series Series 7 episode Episode 9, Frankie and the racist door. This joke went on throughout the entire show.
* From series Series 6 episode Episode 9, most of what Frankie says about the Large Hadron Collider, "or to give it its proper name, the Black Hole Machine!"



* From series 11 episode 10, Ann Romney is an arsonist and Mitt Romney doesn't know much about either airplanes nor fire. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIHth_6x4-s#t=17m48s As seen here.]]
-->'''Dara''': Douse it in petrol, that will keep it quiet for a while! Old newspapers! Old newspapers! Smother it in shavings of woods! IT SEEMS TO BE GETTING BIGGER! How is this happening?!

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* From series Series 11 episode Episode 10, Ann Romney is an arsonist and Mitt Romney doesn't know much about either airplanes nor or fire. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIHth_6x4-s#t=17m48s As seen here.]]
-->'''Dara''': Douse it in petrol, that will keep it quiet for a while! Old newspapers! Old newspapers! Smother it in shavings of woods! wood! IT SEEMS TO BE GETTING BIGGER! How is this happening?!



** In the series 11 outtakes, Chris can't help noticing that Greg's impression of the Queen sounds like his Peter Andre impression, to which Greg responds, in the voice:

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** In the series Series 11 outtakes, Chris can't help noticing that Greg's impression of the Queen sounds like his Peter Andre impression, to which Greg responds, in the voice:



* From series 13 episode 7, the ENTIRE conversation about the harp. '''All. Of. It.'''

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* From series Series 13 episode Episode 7, the ENTIRE conversation about the harp. '''All. Of. It.'''



* The "Greek dance" episode. Newcomer Sara Pascoe's analogy comparing the Greek deficit and the EU with a pub and itsstorage of alcohol, which starts becoming [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4x1O5EHGhA&t=7m1s ridiculously detailed.]]

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* The "Greek dance" episode. Newcomer Sara Pascoe's analogy comparing the Greek deficit and the EU with a pub and itsstorage its storage of alcohol, which starts becoming [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4x1O5EHGhA&t=7m1s ridiculously detailed.]]



* After one early ClipShow showed Dara dancing to the RealSongThemeTune, the ChristmasEpisode of season 14 takes it to its logical conclusion.
* Also from the season 14 Christmas special, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq9_bSa4E8A Dara's incredibly creepy talking teddy bear]]

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* After one early ClipShow showed Dara dancing to the RealSongThemeTune, the ChristmasEpisode of season Season 14 takes it to its logical conclusion.
* Also from the season Season 14 Christmas special, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq9_bSa4E8A Dara's incredibly creepy talking teddy bear]] bear]].



* Also from the blown light ep mentioned below, a highly offbeat story about the use of tortoise mating sounds to lure a lost tortoise back to a garden.

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* Also from the blown light ep episode mentioned below, a highly offbeat story about the use of tortoise mating sounds to lure a lost tortoise back to a garden.



* Any time Milton Jones gets a turn at Spinning the News.

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* Any time Milton Jones gets a turn at Spinning the News. It's gotten to the point that the audience will pre-emptively start laughing ''before he even reaches the microphone''.
17th Jul '16 6:05:51 AM EdibleSamurai
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** Then, for "Unlikely Things To Hear On A Train":

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--> ''Which of the following is a quote by Winston Churchill?''
-->'''''A.''''' ''We will fight them on the beaches,''
-->'''''B.''''' ''Goddamn, I love these peaches,''
-->'''''C.''''' -- [''bursts out laughing'']
** Later on, he tries again:
--> ''Which of the following is a quote by Winston Churchill?''
-->'''''A.''''' ''We will fight them on the beaches,''
-->'''''B.''''' ''Goddamn, I love these peaches,''
-->''Sorry, I can't do that, it makes me laugh too much. (as he walks away)'' [[ARareSentence I love "Goddamn I love these peaches" so much!]]
** And finally:
--> ''Which of the following is a famous--[[PrecisionFStrike Fuck it!]]''[[note]]James never swore in a single episode before this.[[/note]]
*
Then, for "Unlikely Things To Hear On A Train":
12th Jul '16 4:27:48 AM F1Krazy
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* In Series 15, episode 5, during the "Unlikely Exam Questions" segment of "Scenes We'd Like To See", James Acaster delivers a hilarious joke but cracks up halfway through and doesn't get to finish it. He tries twice more during the round to tell the whole thing, but on the third occasion he can't get more than a few words out.
** Then, for "Unlikely Things To Hear On A Train":
-->'''James:''' [''screaming in mock horror''] AAGH!! AHH! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! ...ugh, it's tunnels, I'm so scared of tunnels.
-->[''as James walks off, Ed Byrne is doubled over in absolute hysterics'']
10th Jul '16 8:00:08 AM Goldbug
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** '''Ed''': Biology: Take the dead rat, dissect it, remove its head, and nail it to the canteen door as a warning to other rats.


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** '''Hugh''': Was Elizabeth the first? No? Then who ''did'' you lose your virginity to?


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** '''Ed''': If a man can make 400,000 pounds a year as an estate agent, why is he wasting his life setting exam questions while locked in a loveless marriage?


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** '''Hugh:''' Well, the goat's strapped to the altar, so let's begin!
10th Jul '16 4:46:09 AM Spiegel1
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* Events are summed up quite succinctly in Series 15, Episode 4: [[note]]in which not only Britain's leaving the EU was discussed, but also their leaving Euro 2016 by way of Iceland and subsequently sacking manager Roy Hodgson.[[/note]]
-->'''Rob Beckett''': This has got to be the shittiest week ever, innit?!
24th Jun '16 4:24:50 AM JamesAustin
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* Series 14, Episode 9. ''All of it.''[[note]]The episode was dominated by riffs on the spurious allegations against UK Prime Minister DavidCameron [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cameron#Cameron_and_Lord_Ashcroft supposedly having sex with a dead pig's head]], and it pretty much CrossesTheLineTwice... multiple times even.[[/note]].

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* Series 14, Episode 9. ''All of it.''[[note]]The episode was dominated by riffs on the spurious allegations against UK Prime Minister DavidCameron UsefulNotes/DavidCameron [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cameron#Cameron_and_Lord_Ashcroft supposedly having sex with a dead pig's head]], head,]] and it pretty much CrossesTheLineTwice... multiple times even.[[/note]].
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