History Funny / MockTheWeek

14th Jul '17 12:01:45 PM AaronHong
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* "Strange Lines from a Thriller" has a lovely little CallBack:
-->'''Rhys James''': This elevator company is corrupt; and I think it goes all the way to the top!\\
(a few later)\\
'''Ed Byrne''': You're trying to expose corruption in my elevator company? ''You're going down.''
8th Jul '17 12:05:52 PM AaronHong
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* "Things You Wouldn't Read In A Romantic Novel":
-->(a slight delay as both Ed and Hugh negotiate the mike, then...)\\
'''Ed Byrne''': I want to see you shit in this bin.\\
(cue everone in a brief meltdown and Dara looking like he ''can't breathe'')\\
'''Dara''': (now composed, buzzes) It does fulfill the criteria...
4th Jul '17 8:10:37 AM pwlalush
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** Greg Davies is a bit irritated when his joke goes over everyone's head:
-->'''Greg:''' "And predictably, for the fiftieth year running, the Rear of the Year has been won by the same man. Come on up, Chris..." (awkward silence) "It's a Chris Rear joke."
*** Nathan Caton's follow-up irritates Greg even more:
---> '''Nathan:''' "And the award for best film...cling! Cling film!"
---> '''Greg:''' "Oh! That was all right, though, was it?! It's bullshit, Dara!"
*** And Greg's attempts to recover:
---> '''Greg:''' "And the winner for Best Posthumously Released Rap Record goes to Kim Jong, for 'I Told You I Was Il!'" (wild applause) "Too late!"
---> '''Greg:''' "And the winner of Rear of the Year goes to...Chris Rear!" (wild applause)
2nd Jul '17 8:47:12 AM pwlalush
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** Ed Byrne had a couple of good ones this round too:
---> "Have you seen this dog? No? Maybe your windows are too dirty. Call Kevin, the window cleaner!"
---> "How's my driving? Call 1-800-CRASHED-INTO-YOUR-HOUSE!"
1st Jul '17 1:38:31 PM Kinrah
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-->'''Feddy the Teddy Bear''' "I would really like to eat you."
-->'''Dara''' "WHAT!?!?"

to:

-->'''Feddy the Teddy Bear''' "I would really like to eat you."
-->'''Dara'''
"\\
'''Dara'''
"WHAT!?!?"



-->'''Miles Jupp:''' You weren't elected, were you, to this position, Dara?
-->'''Dara:''' I wasn't. I stole it in a bloody coup. And would do it again, my friend. People have disappeared from this show, Miles - and would again - for raising those exact kind of questions. Where's Frankie now, where's Russell now? Gone.
-->'''Miles:''' You will be dragged through the streets, Dara. You will be dragged through the streets like Gaddafi. Then they'll be laughing.
-->'''Dara:''' There were five regulars on this show - how many regulars now? Just poor, weak Hugh. Poor, weak Hugh, who I own. Hugh will always give the correct answer when I ask him to - won't you, Hugh, won't you, Hugh?
-->'''Hugh:''' Your shoes are almost polished, sir!
-->'''Dara:''' Thank you, Hugh. Hugh knows what's right for him. In other news...
-->'''Hugh:''' [[ServileSnarker I think you're terrific on the Megabus, sir.]]

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-->'''Miles Jupp:''' You weren't elected, were you, to this position, Dara?
-->'''Dara:'''
Dara?\\
'''Dara:'''
I wasn't. I stole it in a bloody coup. And would do it again, my friend. People have disappeared from this show, Miles - and would again - for raising those exact kind of questions. Where's Frankie now, where's Russell now? Gone.
-->'''Miles:'''
Gone.\\
'''Miles:'''
You will be dragged through the streets, Dara. You will be dragged through the streets like Gaddafi. Then they'll be laughing.
-->'''Dara:'''
laughing.\\
'''Dara:'''
There were five regulars on this show - how many regulars now? Just poor, weak Hugh. Poor, weak Hugh, who I own. Hugh will always give the correct answer when I ask him to - won't you, Hugh, won't you, Hugh?
-->'''Hugh:'''
Hugh?\\
'''Hugh:'''
Your shoes are almost polished, sir!
-->'''Dara:'''
sir!\\
'''Dara:'''
Thank you, Hugh. Hugh knows what's right for him. In other news...
-->'''Hugh:'''
news...\\
'''Hugh:'''
[[ServileSnarker I think you're terrific on the Megabus, sir.]]
* Series 16 Episode 4 has both Nish Kumar and Romesh Ranganathan, which Nish is delighted about, because apparently people have been approaching him in the street thinking that ''he'' is Romesh. It goes UpToEleven when he mentions that ''his own mother'' describes him as a "poor man's Romesh".
-->'''Romesh:''' Mate, if you dream of being a poor man's Romesh, you'd better wake up and apologize!
28th Jun '17 4:29:51 PM ironballs16
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'''Nish''': Hello, I'm Nish Kumar. I am not an elephant. (buzzed, DeathGlare at Rhys as he walks off)\\

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'''Nish''': Hello, Hello - I'm Nish Kumar. I am not an elephant. (buzzed, DeathGlare at Rhys as he walks off)\\
28th Jun '17 4:29:18 PM ironballs16
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* In a similar vein, Rhys James on "Unlikelye Things to Hear in a Nature Documentary"
-->'''Rhys:''' The major difference between an Indian and an African elephant, is that [[BaitAndSwitch one of them - is an elephant.]]\\

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* In a similar vein, Rhys James on "Unlikelye "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQs90d_SOP4 Things to You Wouldn't Hear in a Nature Documentary"
Show]]"
-->'''Rhys:''' The major difference between an Indian and an African elephant, is that [[BaitAndSwitch [[AmbiguousSyntax one of them - is an elephant.]]\\



'''Nish''': Hello, I'm Nish Kumar. I am not an elephant. (buzzed, DeathGlare at Rhys as he walks off)

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'''Nish''': Hello, I'm Nish Kumar. I am not an elephant. (buzzed, DeathGlare at Rhys as he walks off)off)\\
'''Rhys''': Told ya.
23rd Jun '17 6:28:19 AM AaronHong
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* In a similar vein, Rhys James on "Unlikelye Things to Hear in a Nature Documentary"
-->'''Rhys:''' The major difference between an Indian and an African elephant, is that [[BaitAndSwitch one of them - is an elephant.]]\\
(buzzed, walks back cautiously as [[YouKnowImBlackRight Nish Kumar strides to the mike]])\\
'''Nish''': Hello, I'm Nish Kumar. I am not an elephant. (buzzed, DeathGlare at Rhys as he walks off)
20th Jun '17 1:59:59 PM ironballs16
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--->'''Hugh''': Spider-Man is dead. And so is Fly Man, swallowed by [[Literature/ThereWasAnOldLadyWhoSwallowedAFly There Was an Old Lady Woman]].\\

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--->'''Hugh''': Spider-Man is dead. And so is Fly Man, swallowed by [[Literature/ThereWasAnOldLadyWhoSwallowedAFly There Was an Old Lady Woman]].Woman.\\
20th Jun '17 1:59:23 PM ironballs16
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--->'''Hugh''': Spider-Man is dead. And so is Fly Man, swallowed by There Was an Old Lady Woman.\\

to:

--->'''Hugh''': Spider-Man is dead. And so is Fly Man, swallowed by [[Literature/ThereWasAnOldLadyWhoSwallowedAFly There Was an Old Lady Woman.Woman]].\\
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