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27th Nov '16 8:33:53 AM Sagetsu
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* Series 15, Episode 10: Dara reveals that Theresa May's nickname is apparently "Submarine", and he and Josh Widdicombe agree that it's actually a pretty cool nickname while debating the meaning. Then ''[[SophisticatedAsHell Hugh Dennis]]'', of all people, points out [[ReallyGetsAround the real meaning]] [[EmbarrassingNickname of the nickname]]: [[DoubleEntendre "always full of seamen"]]. This is funny enough by itself, but Dara is seemingly left so upset that he (and everyone else) hadn't thought of that, that he ''begs the producers not to air the clip''. ''Twice''. [[CaptainObvious They didn't listen]].

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* Series 15, Episode 10: Dara reveals that Theresa May's UsefulNotes/TheresaMay's nickname is apparently "Submarine", and he and Josh Widdicombe agree that it's actually a pretty cool nickname while debating the meaning. Then ''[[SophisticatedAsHell Hugh Dennis]]'', of all people, points out [[ReallyGetsAround the real meaning]] [[EmbarrassingNickname of the nickname]]: [[DoubleEntendre "always full of seamen"]]. This is funny enough by itself, but Dara is seemingly left so upset that he (and everyone else) hadn't thought of that, that he ''begs the producers not to air the clip''. ''Twice''. [[CaptainObvious They didn't listen]].



--->'''Ed Byrne''': I thought "Submarine" meant "she'll go down on you!"

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--->'''Ed Byrne''': I "I thought "Submarine" meant "she'll go the point of a submarine is that it went down on you!"you!"
--->'''Creator/DaraOBriain''': ''(exasperated)'' "Theresa May was called a submarine because she tends to disappear when she was most needed..."
--->'''Ed Byrne''': "I thought it was because she was always ''soaking wet''!"
22nd Nov '16 1:14:41 AM AaronHong
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* When the subject gets reused in Series 14, episode 11:
-->'''Holly:''' ''(visibly pregnant)'' Dear Deirdre, why does semen make you fat?
-->'''Rob Beckett:''' Dear Deirdre, I'm not going to beat around the bush. Is there any other tips on satisfying my wife?
-->'''Holly:''' Dear Deirdre, My husband has been pressuring me to try Alan. Also how do I turn off predictive text?
--> '''Ed Gamble''': [[NoIndoorVoice DEAR DEIDRE! HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK?!]]



* Series 14, episode 11: "Unlikely Agony Aunt Letters":
-->'''Holly:''' ''(visibly pregnant)'' Dear Deirdre, why does semen make you fat?
-->'''Rob Beckett:''' Dear Deirdre, I'm not going to beat around the bush. Is there any other tips on satisfying my wife?
7th Nov '16 2:02:03 AM Aquila89
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'''Andy''': I think I saw Ivan Lendl wink. That means he's just ejaculated. (''cut to Kim with her face in both hands'')\\

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'''Andy''': I think I saw Ivan Lendl wink.raise his eyebrow. That means he's just ejaculated. (''cut to Kim with her face in both hands'')\\
20th Oct '16 3:02:44 AM F1Krazy
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* Series 15, Episode 10: Dara reveals that Theresa May's nickname is apparently "Submarine", and he and Josh Widdicombe agree that it's actually a pretty cool nickname while debating the meaning. Then ''Hugh Dennis'', of all people, points out [[ReallyGetsAround the real meaning]] [[EmbarrassingNickname of the nickname]]: [[DoubleEntendre "always full of seamen"]]. This is funny enough by itself, but Dara is seemingly left so upset that he (and everyone else) hadn't thought of that, that he ''begs the producers not to air the clip''. ''Twice''. [[CaptainObvious They didn't listen]].

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* Series 15, Episode 10: Dara reveals that Theresa May's nickname is apparently "Submarine", and he and Josh Widdicombe agree that it's actually a pretty cool nickname while debating the meaning. Then ''Hugh Dennis'', ''[[SophisticatedAsHell Hugh Dennis]]'', of all people, points out [[ReallyGetsAround the real meaning]] [[EmbarrassingNickname of the nickname]]: [[DoubleEntendre "always full of seamen"]]. This is funny enough by itself, but Dara is seemingly left so upset that he (and everyone else) hadn't thought of that, that he ''begs the producers not to air the clip''. ''Twice''. [[CaptainObvious They didn't listen]].listen]].
** It gets even funnier in the extended outtakes, in which Ed Byrne comes up with several more submarine-related innuendos. Mass {{Corpsing}} ensues.
--->'''Ed Byrne''': I thought "Submarine" meant "she'll go down on you!"
--->[''Dara completely loses his shit'']



** John Robbins rant against the career of Boris Johnson:
-->'''John Robbins''': We knew he was a joke man fifteen years ago and he was on Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou and I thought fine, I like him on Have I Got News For You, and then he ran for mayor, and I thought no one is going to elect the joke man to be mayor, and then he's the mayor, TWICE, and then he leads the Leave campaign, and you think, no ones going to actually vote for economic suicide because the joke man tells them to, and they do, and then finally he's revealed to be the sort of self-serving toerag, Gove stabs him in the back, and you think Woo-Hoo! It's done, everyone knows the joke man is an idiot, and then, [[SuddenlyShouting HE'S THE FOREIGN SECRETARY! I JUST HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE!]]\\
'''Dara''': ''(To Sara)'' Is he like this around the house as well isn't he?\\

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** John Robbins Robbins' rant against about the career of Boris Johnson:
-->'''John Robbins''': We knew he was a joke man fifteen years ago and he was on Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'' and I thought thought, fine, I like him on Have ''Have I Got News For You, You'', and then he ran for mayor, and I thought no "no one is going to elect the joke man to be mayor, mayor", and then he's the mayor, TWICE, and then he leads the Leave campaign, and you think, no ones "no one's going to actually vote for economic suicide because the joke man tells them to, to", and they do, and then finally he's revealed to be the sort of self-serving toerag, Gove stabs him in the back, and you think Woo-Hoo! "Woo-hoo! It's done, everyone knows the joke man is an idiot, idiot", and then, [[SuddenlyShouting HE'S THE FOREIGN SECRETARY! I JUST HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE!]]\\
'''Dara''': ''(To ''(to Sara)'' Is he like this around the house as well isn't he?\\well?\\



-->[''Milton mimes steering while gazing off into the distance in wonderment; the audience bursts out laughing again'']

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-->[''Milton --->[''Milton mimes steering while gazing off into the distance in wonderment; the audience bursts out laughing again'']



* Series 15 Episode 11 John Robins gets the topic "Homelife". His current girlfriend, Sara Pascoe is also one of the panelists which means he makes a lot of jokes about their lives.

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* Series 15 Episode 11 John Robins gets the topic "Homelife". His current girlfriend, Sara Pascoe Pascoe, is also one of the panelists panelists, which means he makes a lot of jokes about their lives.
10th Oct '16 10:56:49 AM Aquila89
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* Series 15, Episode Hugh Dennis going on a rant to defend British jam, and the rest of the panel's reactions to it.

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* Series 15, Episode 11 Hugh Dennis going on a rant to defend British jam, and the rest of the panel's reactions to it.
9th Oct '16 2:38:08 PM SonofAkatosh
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* Hugh Dennis going on a rant to defend British jam, and the rest of the panel's reactions to it.
-->'''John Robbins:''' When you started that, I thought "where is he going with this" and it's just like "Oh, he just loves jam!"
-->'''Ed Gamble:''' I'd never expected jam to turn you into Nigel Farage.

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* Series 15, Episode Hugh Dennis going on a rant to defend British jam, and the rest of the panel's reactions to it.
-->'''John Robbins:''' Robbins''': When you started that, I thought "where is he going with this" and it's just like "Oh, he just loves jam!"
-->'''Ed Gamble:''' Gamble''': I'd never expected jam to turn you into Nigel Farage.
** John Robbins rant against the career of Boris Johnson:
-->'''John Robbins''': We knew he was a joke man fifteen years ago and he was on Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou and I thought fine, I like him on Have I Got News For You, and then he ran for mayor, and I thought no one is going to elect the joke man to be mayor, and then he's the mayor, TWICE, and then he leads the Leave campaign, and you think, no ones going to actually vote for economic suicide because the joke man tells them to, and they do, and then finally he's revealed to be the sort of self-serving toerag, Gove stabs him in the back, and you think Woo-Hoo! It's done, everyone knows the joke man is an idiot, and then, [[SuddenlyShouting HE'S THE FOREIGN SECRETARY! I JUST HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE!]]\\
'''Dara''': ''(To Sara)'' Is he like this around the house as well isn't he?\\
'''Sara Pascoe''': He always gets jealous of my exes.
8th Oct '16 7:26:15 PM insomniaisforowls
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* Hugh Dennis going on a rant to defend British jam, and the rest of the panel's reactions to it.
-->'''John Robbins:''' When you started that, I thought "where is he going with this" and it's just like "Oh, he just loves jam!"
-->'''Ed Gamble:''' I'd never expected jam to turn you into Nigel Farage.




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* Series 15 Episode 11 John Robins gets the topic "Homelife". His current girlfriend, Sara Pascoe is also one of the panelists which means he makes a lot of jokes about their lives.



* Series 15 Episode 11 John Robins gets the topic "Homelife". His current girlfriend, Sara Pascoe is also one of the panelists which means he makes a lot of jokes about their lives.
** Hugh Dennis going on a rant to defend British jam, and the rest of the panel's reactions to it.
-->'''John Robbins:''' When you started that, I thought "where is he going with this" and it's just like "Oh, he just loves jam!"
-->'''Ed Gamble:''' I'd never expected jam to turn you into Nigel Farage.

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* Series 15 Episode 11 John Robins gets the topic "Homelife". His current girlfriend, Sara Pascoe is also one of the panelists which means he makes a lot of jokes about their lives.
** Hugh Dennis going on a rant to defend British jam, and the rest of the panel's reactions to it.
-->'''John Robbins:''' When you started that, I thought "where is he going with this" and it's just like "Oh, he just loves jam!"
-->'''Ed Gamble:''' I'd never expected jam to turn you into Nigel Farage.
8th Oct '16 3:07:17 PM Aquila89
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-->'''John Robbins:''' When you started that, I thought "where is he going with this" and it's just like "Oh, he just loves jam!"
8th Oct '16 3:05:00 PM Aquila89
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-->'''Ed Gamble:'''I'd never expected jam to turn you into Nigel Farage.

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-->'''Ed Gamble:'''I'd Gamble:''' I'd never expected jam to turn you into Nigel Farage.
8th Oct '16 8:52:59 AM SonofAkatosh
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-->'''Ed Gamble:'''I'd never expected jam to turn you into Nigel Farage.
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