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30th Oct '16 4:10:18 PM GothicProphet
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-->'''Elend:''' Well . . . you might have been changing.
-->'''Vin:''' So . . . ?
** In the same book . . .

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-->'''Elend:''' Well . . .Well... you might have been changing.
-->'''Vin:''' So . . . So...?
** In the same book . . .book...



* Vin's first attempts at Ironpulling and Steelpushing are this, in a darkly comedic way. First, Kelsier warns her that he'll explain the other aspects of Iron and Steel later, but Vin gets suspicious and experimentally "tugs" on one of the little blue lines she sees, only to have a loose nail come flying out of the dark at her. Later, Kell tries explain how she can use Steel to cushion a fall by having her jump off the top of Luthadel's walls. Vin Pushes too hard and winds up flying up past the top of the wall, startling two guards on patrol. One can only imagine their shocked, confused faces as Vin shoots past them, then starts dropping like a rock again.

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* Vin's first attempts at Ironpulling and Steelpushing are this, in a darkly comedic way. First, Kelsier warns her that he'll explain the other aspects of Iron and Steel later, but Vin gets suspicious and experimentally "tugs" on one of the little blue lines she sees, only to have a loose nail come flying out of the dark at her. Later, Kell tries explain how she can use Steel to cushion a fall by having her jump off the top of Luthadel's walls. Vin Pushes too hard and winds up flying up past the top of the wall, startling two guards on patrol. One can only imagine their shocked, confused faces as Vin shoots past them, then starts dropping like a rock again.again.
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2nd Oct '16 12:36:22 PM ErikModi
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'''Sazed''': (floundering) [[VerbalBackspace That isn't exactly what I meant.]]

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'''Sazed''': (floundering) [[VerbalBackspace That isn't exactly what I meant.]]]]
* Vin's first attempts at Ironpulling and Steelpushing are this, in a darkly comedic way. First, Kelsier warns her that he'll explain the other aspects of Iron and Steel later, but Vin gets suspicious and experimentally "tugs" on one of the little blue lines she sees, only to have a loose nail come flying out of the dark at her. Later, Kell tries explain how she can use Steel to cushion a fall by having her jump off the top of Luthadel's walls. Vin Pushes too hard and winds up flying up past the top of the wall, startling two guards on patrol. One can only imagine their shocked, confused faces as Vin shoots past them, then starts dropping like a rock again.
1st Oct '16 7:55:30 AM ErikModi
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* [[ItMakesSenseInContext "He ate my horse."]]

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* [[ItMakesSenseInContext Elend needs to know how [[spoiler: Jastes]] is controlling his koloss. [[BlueAndOrangeMorality Koloss being koloss, Elend has witnessed them suddenly attack each other, offering the most trivial reasons why after the fight is over and one of them is dead,]] then taking the loser's sword and the strange pouches they have tied to the sheathes. So, Elend decides that when among koloss, do as the koloss do, and attacks one. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome He manages to kill an (admittedly small) koloss with nothing but a glass dagger.]] The other koloss in the group were just watching, and after the fight, stare at Elend. He realizes they're waiting for him to justify his attack, so Elend says the first thing that comes to mind: "He ate my horse."]]" The koloss nod in response, and proceed to finish escorting Elend out of the camp.
1st Oct '16 7:30:43 AM ErikModi
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-->'''Sazed''': (looking as his bloodied fingers) This is a very strange time for such an event, I think.\\
-->'''Elend''': (nods in agreement)\\
-->'''Vin''': [[OnlyAFleshWound It's just a little bit of blood.]] [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction I'm really alright, now that I've sat down.]]\\
-->'''Sazed''': Yes, but you seem somewhat distraught, Lady Vin. This isn't a decision to be made lightly, under the influence of strong emotions.\\
-->'''Vin''': The decision to get married shouldn't be made because of strong emotions?\\
-->'''Sazed''': (floundering) [[VerbalBackspace That isn't exactly what I meant.]]

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-->'''Sazed''': '''Sazed''': (looking as his bloodied fingers) This is a very strange time for such an event, I think.\\
-->'''Elend''': '''Elend''': (nods in agreement)\\
-->'''Vin''': '''Vin''': [[OnlyAFleshWound It's just a little bit of blood.]] [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction I'm really alright, now that I've sat down.]]\\
-->'''Sazed''': '''Sazed''': Yes, but you seem somewhat distraught, Lady Vin. This isn't a decision to be made lightly, under the influence of strong emotions.\\
-->'''Vin''': '''Vin''': The decision to get married shouldn't be made because of strong emotions?\\
-->'''Sazed''': '''Sazed''': (floundering) [[VerbalBackspace That isn't exactly what I meant.]]
1st Oct '16 7:30:18 AM ErikModi
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'''[=OreSeur=]''': I'm not sure. One is, after all, named "Ham." As for the other. . . (nods to Breeze's ever-present winecup) he does seem quite fond of marinating himself.

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'''[=OreSeur=]''': I'm not sure. One is, after all, named "Ham." As for the other. . . (nods to Breeze's ever-present winecup) he does seem quite fond of marinating himself.himself.
* Vin and Elend getting married. While a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming as well, it's also this. Vin is bloodied and wounded after [[spoiler: her fight with Zane]], including a stab wound through her left breast. Sazed is stitching up her wounds, including her breast, when Vin asks Sazed which of the over two hundred marriage ceremonies he knows is the shortest. Elend and Sazed are both rather taken aback, even after Vin and Elend have both done the requisite declarations of love required for the very short marriage.
-->'''Vin''': (to Sazed) Well?\\
-->'''Sazed''': (looking as his bloodied fingers) This is a very strange time for such an event, I think.\\
-->'''Elend''': (nods in agreement)\\
-->'''Vin''': [[OnlyAFleshWound It's just a little bit of blood.]] [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction I'm really alright, now that I've sat down.]]\\
-->'''Sazed''': Yes, but you seem somewhat distraught, Lady Vin. This isn't a decision to be made lightly, under the influence of strong emotions.\\
-->'''Vin''': The decision to get married shouldn't be made because of strong emotions?\\
-->'''Sazed''': (floundering) [[VerbalBackspace That isn't exactly what I meant.]]
28th Sep '16 9:43:38 PM ErikModi
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'''[=OreSeur=]''': [[DeadpanSnarker Papers can be moved, I believe. If they prove too heavy, you could always burn pewter to give yourself more strength.]]

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'''[=OreSeur=]''': [[DeadpanSnarker Papers can be moved, I believe. If they prove too heavy, you could always burn pewter to give yourself more strength.]]]]
* Despite her. . . [[{{Squick}} complicated feelings]] regarding kandra, she can appreciate their humor:
-->'''[=OreSeur=]''': I could always eat one of them (Breeze and Ham, sidetracking the group with another argument), if you wish. That might speed things up.\\
'''Vin''': ({{Beat}})\\
'''[=OreSeur=]''': Kandra humor, Mistress. I apologize. We can be a bit grim.\\
'''Vin''': (smiling) They probably wouldn't taste very good, anyway. Ham's far too stringy, and you don't want to know the kinds of things Breeze spends his time eating. . . \\
'''[=OreSeur=]''': I'm not sure. One is, after all, named "Ham." As for the other. . . (nods to Breeze's ever-present winecup) he does seem quite fond of marinating himself.
28th Sep '16 9:27:30 PM ErikModi
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--> '''[[spoiler: Ruin]]:'''Kill him, he's not that important. (About a random soldier in a tent)

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--> '''[[spoiler: Ruin]]:'''Kill him, he's not that important. (About a random soldier in a tent)the night guard captain of Straff's army.)
28th Sep '16 9:01:58 AM ErikModi
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'''[=OreSeur=]''': Papers can be moved, I believe. If they prove too heavy, you could always burn pewter to give yourself more strength.

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'''[=OreSeur=]''': [[DeadpanSnarker Papers can be moved, I believe. If they prove too heavy, you could always burn pewter to give yourself more strength.]]
28th Sep '16 9:00:32 AM ErikModi
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-->'''[=OreSeur=]''': Mistress, you do realize that you just left the writing desk behind to sit on the floor.//
'''Vin''': And?//
'''[=OreSeur=]''': The purpose of a writing desk is, well, writing.//
'''Vin''': But my papers are all over here.//

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-->'''[=OreSeur=]''': Mistress, you do realize that you just left the writing desk behind to sit on the floor.//
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'''Vin''': And?//
And?\\
'''[=OreSeur=]''': The purpose of a writing desk is, well, writing.//
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'''Vin''': But my papers are all over here.//\\
28th Sep '16 8:59:53 AM ErikModi
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-->'''Ham''': Everything costs money. But what ''is'' money? A physical representation of the abstract concept of effort. Well, wearing that uniform for so long was a pretty mean effort. I'd say this vest and I are even now.

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-->'''Ham''': Everything costs money. But what ''is'' money? A physical representation of the abstract concept of effort. Well, wearing that uniform for so long was a pretty mean effort. I'd say this vest and I are even now.now.
* [=OreSeur=] [[spoiler: or, actually, [=TenSoon=]]] really likes trolling Vin:
-->'''[=OreSeur=]''': Mistress, you do realize that you just left the writing desk behind to sit on the floor.//
'''Vin''': And?//
'''[=OreSeur=]''': The purpose of a writing desk is, well, writing.//
'''Vin''': But my papers are all over here.//
'''[=OreSeur=]''': Papers can be moved, I believe. If they prove too heavy, you could always burn pewter to give yourself more strength.
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