History Funny / Metalocalypse

22nd May '16 6:57:10 PM spirasen
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* Toki's cat dream sequence song, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD0qyXMjb1s "Hamburger Time"]], from Dethhealth.

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* Toki's cat dream sequence song, [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD0qyXMjb1s "Hamburger Time"]], from Dethhealth.



** And coupled with ''complete'' [[BlatantLies insincerity]] from Ofdensen when Dr. Rockso's "[[ColdBloodedTorture taking a little nap]]"...
-->'''Ofdensen''': [[TheComicallySerious Oh my gosh, what's going on here, stop torturing him]]... [[http://youtu.be/eYFkfJ80w5U give him one more]].

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** And coupled with ''complete'' [[BlatantLies insincerity]] from Ofdensen Offdensen when Dr. Rockso's "[[ColdBloodedTorture taking a little nap]]"...
-->'''Ofdensen''': -->'''Offdensen''': [[TheComicallySerious Oh my gosh, what's going on here, stop torturing him]]... [[http://youtu.be/eYFkfJ80w5U [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYFkfJ80w5U give him one more]].



* Nathan repeatedly putting firecrackers down the backside of Murderface's shorts in Dethdad when he, Pickles and Skiwsgaar prank him into thinking there are other firecrackers hidden in the grass. It continues as a gag throughout the episode.

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* Nathan repeatedly putting firecrackers down the backside of Murderface's shorts in Dethdad when he, Pickles and Skiwsgaar Skwisgaar prank him into thinking there are other firecrackers hidden in the grass. It continues as a gag throughout the episode.



** Then there's Nathan and Pickles acting like parents, from Nathan awkwardly making sure Toki has his insulin shots and giving him a Dethklok snow-globe to Pickles letting Skiwsgaar and Murderface sleep in his bed after they have nightmares.
** Also, Skwisgar and Murderface acting like adolescent boys in that episode. Without Toki to tattle on them, Murderface tells Skwisgar that they can get away with whatever they want. They decide to enjoy their new found freedom by binging on candy and watching ''Film/FacesOfDeath''... which results in them having nightmares and asking Pickles if they can sleep in his bed.
* The entire sequence in the premiere of someone calling someone a dildo... and then having the person be right behind them, but especially the last one, just for the delivery alone.

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** Then there's Nathan and Pickles acting like parents, from Nathan awkwardly making sure Toki has his insulin shots and giving him a Dethklok snow-globe to Pickles letting Skiwsgaar Skwisgaar and Murderface sleep in his bed after they have nightmares.
** Also, Skwisgar Skwisgaar and Murderface acting like adolescent boys in that episode. Without Toki to tattle on them, Murderface tells Skwisgar Skwisgaar that they can get away with whatever they want. They decide to enjoy their new found freedom by binging on candy and watching ''Film/FacesOfDeath''... which results in them having nightmares and asking Pickles if they can sleep in his bed.
* The entire sequence in the premiere of someone calling someone a dildo... and then having the person be right behind them, but especially the last one, just for the delivery alone.



* Skwisgaar has a classic OhCrap moment in "Diversityklok" when Toki gets his revenge on his fellow bandmates for always leaving him behind by making Nathan, Pickles and Skwisgaar [[http://youtu.be/e-6MYnGKIas dress as the KKK and Murderface as Hitler at a diversity rally]]:

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* Skwisgaar has a classic OhCrap moment in "Diversityklok" when Toki gets his revenge on his fellow bandmates for always leaving him behind by making Nathan, Pickles and Skwisgaar [[http://youtu.be/e-6MYnGKIas [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-6MYnGKIas dress as the KKK and Murderface as Hitler at a diversity rally]]:



-->'''Murderface''': "He seems fibrallated."

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-->'''Murderface''': "He seems fibrallated.fibrillated."



* Nathan Explosion: Singer. Songwriter. Death Metal growler. ''Incredible'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZI6Pre_dt0 storyteller and music critic.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NhcssVFeUw The band trying to learn about the Blues]]

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* Nathan Explosion: Singer. Songwriter. Death Metal growler. ''Incredible'' [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZI6Pre_dt0 storyteller and music critic.]]
* [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NhcssVFeUw The band trying to learn about the Blues]]Blues]].



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFl0NEVYB3M The Christian Rock mosh pit]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVka5T5hC88 Dr Rockso's music video]]

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* [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFl0NEVYB3M The Christian Rock mosh pit]]
* [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVka5T5hC88 Dr Dr. Rockso's music video]]



--> '''Murdeface''': "I belive that is known as freeballin'."

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--> '''Murdeface''': "I belive believe that is known as freeballin'."



* Squisgar and Toki being cornered by the Revengers soldiers during the climax of the season 2 finale after their escape pods are separated from the others.

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* Squisgar Skwisgaar and Toki being cornered by the Revengers Revengencers soldiers during the climax of the season 2 finale after their escape pods are separated from the others.



* The band going away to the Caribean for a weekend to dry out and get healthy in preparation for a doctors visit. They spend the entire time there partying like animals. They end up coming back in even worse shape than they were when they left.
--> '''Offdesen''': From the look and...''smell'' of you guys, you drank and did drugs the entire time.

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* The band going away to the Caribean Caribbean for a weekend to dry out and get healthy in preparation for a doctors visit. They spend the entire time there partying like animals. They end up coming back in even worse shape than they were when they left.
--> '''Offdesen''': '''Offdensen''': From the look and...''smell'' of you guys, you drank and did drugs the entire time.



* Brendon Small, being OneOfUs, got really excited to hear MarkHamill, ''freaking [[{{Film/StarWars}} Luke Skywalker]]'', reading lines on the show. That didn't stop him from being a {{Troll}} and intentionally giving Mr. Hamill [[TheUnpronouncable unpronounceable names to say]] as Senator Stampingston (even just "rolling his knuckles on the keyboard" at points), just because Hamill became very determined to read them correctly. [[http://www.feralaudio.com/38-brendon-small/ You can hear the story here.]]
* Pickles doing an incredibly intense drum session for the recording of the new album in "Dethrekord", only to find out that Dick Knubbler hadnt even started the recording yet.

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* Brendon Small, being OneOfUs, got really excited to hear MarkHamill, Creator/MarkHamill, ''freaking [[{{Film/StarWars}} Luke Skywalker]]'', reading lines on the show. That didn't stop him from being a {{Troll}} and intentionally giving Mr. Hamill [[TheUnpronouncable unpronounceable names to say]] as Senator Stampingston (even just "rolling his knuckles on the keyboard" at points), just because Hamill became very determined to read them correctly. [[http://www.feralaudio.com/38-brendon-small/ You can hear the story here.]]
* Pickles doing an incredibly intense drum session for the recording of the new album in "Dethrekord", only to find out that Dick Knubbler hadnt hadn't even started the recording yet.



* The band embarking on a quest to learn how to suck their own dicks after seeing an Internet video.

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* The band embarking on a quest to learn how to suck their own dicks after seeing an Internet video.video.
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7th May '16 3:47:57 PM nombretomado
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*** Among the things he tried to think of to not get aroused, ''TheGoldenGirls'' was one of those thoughts.

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*** Among the things he tried to think of to not get aroused, ''TheGoldenGirls'' ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'' was one of those thoughts.
19th Mar '16 8:31:10 AM Hossmeister
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12th Mar '16 12:52:27 PM Flawedspirit
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-->'''Nathan:''' Yeah you're right. Let's go. Charles always gets pissed off if we're late, you know? He's such an uptight dilllllllllldoooooo hi.
-->'''Charles:''' ...Hi.

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-->'''Nathan:''' Yeah "Yeah you're right. Let's go. Charles always gets pissed off if we're late, you know? He's such an uptight dilllllllllldoooooo hi.
-->'''Charles:''' ...
hi."
-->'''Charles:''' "...
Hi."



-->'''Skwisgaar:''' Holy [[SoundEffectBleep *guitar riff*]] guys, we ams dressed like the [[SoundEffectBleep *guitar riff*]]ings Klans!

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-->'''Skwisgaar:''' Holy [[SoundEffectBleep *guitar riff*]] guys, we ams dressed like the [[SoundEffectBleep f[[SoundEffectBleep *guitar riff*]]ings riff*]]kin's Klans!



* The above outfits, while potentially deadly to members of the band, are apparently ''really'' comfortable.
-->'''Pickles:''' "I got all this extra dangle room for my f[[SoundEffectBleep *guitar riff*]]kin' Irish c[[SoundEffectBleep *guitar riff*]]ck!"



--> '''Dr Rockso''': "This one was banned from MTV because you could see my junk through my jumpsuit]]
--> '''Murdeface''': "I belive that is known as freeballin'"

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--> '''Dr Rockso''': "This one was banned from MTV because you could see my junk through my jumpsuit]]
jumpsuit."
--> '''Murdeface''': "I belive that is known as freeballin'"
freeballin'."
5th Dec '15 10:56:30 AM ironballs16
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'''Pickles''': Hey fatso! We got your favorite thing: disappointment!

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'''Pickles''': Hey fatso! We got [[StrawNihilist your favorite thing: disappointment!disappointment]]!
14th Nov '15 4:35:21 PM mystery_kcad
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** "''You'' ladys, Skwisgaar." '''''"NO I'M NOT!"'''''

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** "''You'' ladys, Skwisgaar." '''''"NO I'M I'S NOT!"'''''
11th Oct '15 2:41:03 PM GF93
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'''Murderface''': ''(Sitting perfectly still)'' ''EEEEEEEYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH-!''

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'''Murderface''': ''(Sitting perfectly still)'' ''EEEEEEEYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH-!'''''EEEEEEEYYAAAAAAAAA''AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH-!'''''
11th Oct '15 2:40:08 PM GF93
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-->''(Dr. Rockso slips his hand into the pants of a sleeping Murderface...then Murderface wakes up.)''\\
'''Dr. Rockso''': ''(whispering)'' I do cocaine.\\

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-->''(Dr. Rockso slips his hand into the pants of a sleeping Murderface...then Murderface wakes up.up and notices him.)''\\
'''Dr. Rockso''': ''(whispering)'' ''(Looking him in the eye and whispering)'' I do cocaine.\\



'''Murderface''': ''(sitting perfectly still)'' ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!''

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'''Murderface''': ''(sitting ''(Sitting perfectly still)'' ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!''''EEEEEEEYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH-!''
2nd Oct '15 4:32:43 PM SilentStranger
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* Brendon Small, being OneOfUs, got really excited to hear MarkHamill, ''freaking [[{{Film/StarWars}} Luke Skywalker]]'', reading lines on the show. That didn't stop him from being a {{Troll}} and intentionally giving Mr. Hamill [[TheUnpronouncable unpronounceable names to say]] as Senator Stampingston (even just "rolling his knuckles on the keyboard" at points), just because Hamill became very determined to read them correctly. [[http://www.feralaudio.com/38-brendon-small/ You can hear the story here.]]

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* Brendon Small, being OneOfUs, got really excited to hear MarkHamill, ''freaking [[{{Film/StarWars}} Luke Skywalker]]'', reading lines on the show. That didn't stop him from being a {{Troll}} and intentionally giving Mr. Hamill [[TheUnpronouncable unpronounceable names to say]] as Senator Stampingston (even just "rolling his knuckles on the keyboard" at points), just because Hamill became very determined to read them correctly. [[http://www.feralaudio.com/38-brendon-small/ You can hear the story here.]]]]
* Pickles doing an incredibly intense drum session for the recording of the new album in "Dethrekord", only to find out that Dick Knubbler hadnt even started the recording yet.
--> '''Pickles''': Hey, get it right this time, or I will literally murder you. Your ''life'' is at stake.
* The band embarking on a quest to learn how to suck their own dicks after seeing an Internet video.
12th Jun '15 11:11:29 AM landmark356
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Added DiffLines:

** They end up filling the hot tub with the track of Nathan making weird sounds in the mic to test the recording quality. As they sit in the tub, the sounds play over and over.
-->'''Nathan''': *[[BlowingARaspberry pfffft]]* oooooo, ahhhhhhh, ooo, ahh, la la la la *clap clap clap clap*
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