History Funny / MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater

22nd Oct '17 2:22:55 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''[=SigInt=]:''' Why not? You've seen how ''gullible'' he is.\\

to:

'''[=SigInt=]:''' ''(chuckles)'' Why not? You've seen how ''gullible'' he is.\\



'''Para-Medic:''' Okay, Snake, I'm back. Yes, the Russian glowcap is a glowing mushroom, so it'll recharge your batteries when you eat it.\\

to:

'''Para-Medic:''' Okay, Snake, I'm back. Yes, ''Yes'', the Russian glowcap is a glowing mushroom, so it'll recharge your batteries when you eat it.\\
14th Oct '17 7:46:36 AM ShorinBJ
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* Volgin himself is so inept at being a proper villain that he ends up giving you all of his information while he's torturing you for yours. Not only does he reveal what his Philosopher's Legacy is, he goes over the following: its entire history involving a shadowy group that he's a part of, reveals the exact method to access it, and goes the extra mile and tells you where the key is held while being '''completely''' unaware of it. Not only does he spill his guts to Naked Snake, the confirmed American spec-ops soldier, he does so in front of [[MagnificentBastard Ocelot]] (who's an undercover spy), [[FemmeFatale Eva]] (who's an undercover spy), and [[LivingLegend the Boss]] ([[FlockOfWolves who's an undercover spy]]).

to:

* Volgin himself is so inept at being a proper villain that he ends up giving you all of his information while he's torturing you for yours. Not only does he reveal what his Philosopher's Legacy is, he goes over the following: its entire history involving a shadowy group that he's a part of, reveals the exact method to access it, and goes the extra mile and tells you where the key is held while being '''completely''' unaware of it. Not only does he spill his guts to Naked Snake, the confirmed American spec-ops soldier, soldier (who he might understandably think won't escape), he does so in front of [[MagnificentBastard Ocelot]] (who's an undercover spy), [[FemmeFatale Eva]] (who's an undercover spy), and [[LivingLegend the Boss]] ([[FlockOfWolves who's an undercover spy]]).



* The existence of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgaYe4ZYYyY The Ladder]]'', one of the greatest boss fight in video gaming. It is infamous amongst those who played, and it even comes with its own reindition of the main theme song.

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* The existence of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgaYe4ZYYyY The Ladder]]'', one of the greatest boss fight in video gaming. It is infamous amongst those who played, and it even comes with its own reindition rendition of the main theme song.
29th Sep '17 2:06:08 PM Brandon
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* During the final battle with Volgin, it's possible for Snake to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLtXIbf5ZYI accidentally get run over by EVA on her motorcycle.]]
29th Sep '17 2:04:18 PM Brandon
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* At one point, Para-Medic talks about a new movie that just came out in Japan called "Godzilla". She thinks it'll be a big movie franchise, and a successful American version will be made later. [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Snake has his doubts about "Godzilla".]] To be fair though, he is right about [[TakeThat an American adaptation not being successful.]]
25th Sep '17 5:38:14 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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''(Raiden teleports to the scene where Volgin beats up Snake for disguising as Raikov and ends up getting beaten up again by Volgin)''

to:

''(Raiden teleports to the scene where Volgin beats up Snake for disguising as Raikov and ends up getting beaten up again by Volgin)''Volgin)''\\



''[Raiden meets Big Boss in person during the chase scene with the Shagohod]'''''Raiden:''' The legendary... Big Boss...\\

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''[Raiden ''(Raiden meets Big Boss in person during the chase scene with the Shagohod]'''''Raiden:''' Shagohod)''\\
'''''Raiden:'''
The legendary... Big Boss...\\
25th Sep '17 5:37:37 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Uh... Snake? What are you doing?
-->'''Naked Snake:''' I'm in a box.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' A cardboard box? Why are you -- ?
-->'''Naked Snake:''' I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside. No, not an urge - ''more'' than that. It was my destiny to be here; In the box!
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Destiny?
-->'''Naked Snake:''' ''Yeah.'' And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' ...
-->'''Naked Snake:''' Does any of that make sense?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Not even a little.
-->'''Naked Snake:''' ''You'' should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?
-->'''Naked Snake:''' [[ShrugTake Uh er uh.]]
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumb-ass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

to:

-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Uh... Snake? What are you doing?
-->'''Naked
doing?\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' I'm in a box.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
box.\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
A cardboard box? Why are you -- ?
-->'''Naked
?\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' I dunno. I was just looking at it, and suddenly I got this irresistible urge to get inside. No, not an urge - ''more'' than that. It was my destiny to be here; In the box!
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Destiny?
-->'''Naked
box!\\
'''[=SigInt=]:''' Destiny?\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' ''Yeah.'' And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' ...
-->'''Naked
happiness.\\
'''[=SigInt=]:''' ...\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' Does any of that make sense?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
sense?\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Not even a little.
-->'''Naked
little.\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' ''You'' should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean. \n-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' \\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?
-->'''Naked
strange!?\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' [[ShrugTake Uh er Uh, er, uh.]]
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
]]\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumb-ass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.



-->'''Naked Snake:''' So... Is there a way to take off my pants?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Say what?!
-->'''Naked Snake:''' ''My pants.'' Can I --
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Aw, hell no! This FOX Unit is a nut fest!
-->'''Naked Snake:''' ''(cackles)''

to:

-->'''Naked Snake:''' So... Is there a way to take off my pants?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
pants?\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Say what?!
-->'''Naked
what?!\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' ''My pants.'' Can I --
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
--\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Aw, hell no! This FOX Unit is a nut fest!
-->'''Naked
fest!\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' ''(cackles)''



-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Where'd you get it?
-->'''Naked Snake:''' Hmm?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' I said, where'd you get it?
-->'''Naked Snake:''' [=SigInt=], don't get worked up over details.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Wha - ???

to:

-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Where'd you get it?
-->'''Naked
it?\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' Hmm?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Hmm?\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
I said, where'd you get it?
-->'''Naked
it?\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' [=SigInt=], don't get worked up over details.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
details.\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Wha - -- ???



-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' ... and it never runs out of ammo?
-->'''Naked Snake:''' Never.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Why's that?
-->'''Naked Snake:''' ''(sagely)'' Because the feeding mechanism is shaped like an infinity symbol.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' ''(portraying confidence)'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Ah...! I get it. Yep, that'll give you unlimited ammo.]]

to:

-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' ... --->'''[=SigInt=]:''' ... and it never runs out of ammo?
-->'''Naked
ammo?\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' Never.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Never.\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Why's that?
-->'''Naked
that?\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' ''(sagely)'' Because the feeding mechanism is shaped like an infinity symbol.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
symbol.\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
''(portraying confidence)'' [[SureLetsGoWithThat Ah...! I get it. Yep, that'll give you unlimited ammo.]]



-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' 'Cause that's what it reminds me of.
-->'''Naked Snake:''' What?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Those little round cookies the Major is always snackin' on.
-->'''Major Zero:''' They're not ''cookies.'' They're ''scones.''
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Major!
-->'''Major Zero:''' And it's not a snack. It's afternoon tea.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Snack, tea, same thing.
-->'''Major Zero:''' (Indignant) No, it's ''not!'' Look here, afternoon tea is a fine old English tradition.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Uh-oh. Here we go again. Talk to you later, Snake.
-->'''Major Zero:''' The origins of afternoon tea go back to the Victorian Era. Anna Maria, the seventh Duchess of Bedford, was -
-->''Naked Snake abruptly ends the call''.

to:

-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' 'Cause that's what it reminds me of.
-->'''Naked
of.\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' What?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
What?\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Those little round cookies the Major is always snackin' on.
-->'''Major
on.\\
'''Major
Zero:''' They're not ''cookies.'' They're ''scones.''
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Major!
-->'''Major
''\\
'''[=SigInt=]:''' Major!\\
'''Major
Zero:''' And it's not a snack. It's afternoon tea.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
tea.\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Snack, tea, same thing.
-->'''Major
thing.\\
'''Major
Zero:''' (Indignant) ''(indignant)'' No, it's ''not!'' Look here, afternoon tea is a fine old English tradition.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
tradition.\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Uh-oh. Here we go again. Talk to you later, Snake.
-->'''Major
Snake.\\
'''Major
Zero:''' The origins of afternoon tea go back to the Victorian Era. Anna Maria, the seventh Duchess of Bedford, was -
-->''Naked
was--\\
''(Naked
Snake abruptly ends the call''.call)''.



-->''(Raiden teleports in, Terminator-style, and gets knocked out of the way by Naked Snake)''
--->"You've created a time paradox! You can't go changing the future like that!"
-->''(Raiden gets knocked into the air by a motorcycle, lands on top of Ocelot, whom he kisses by accident, and then starts dry heaving afterwards upon realizing it)''
--->"You've created a time paradox! Don't mess with the future! You have to understand the future!"
-->''(Raiden gets [[BlackComedyRape [=*ahem*=]ed]] by Volgin, resulting in the camera shaking off-screen as he's being... Roughed up. Yeah, let's go with that.)''
--->"You can't do that! The future will be changed; you'll create a time paradox!"
-->''(Raiden teleports to the FinalBoss scene, and gets a nice view of The Boss's AbsoluteCleavage... [[MoodWhiplash and promptly gets bitch-slapped, while Snake stares in shock]])''
--->"TIME PARADOX!"
-->''(Raiden teleports to the scene where Volgin punches the oil barrel with Granin's corpse. Raiden is sent flying and the barrel lands over him. He then runs with the barrel on top of him.)''
--->"TIME PARADOX!"
-->''(Raiden teleports to the scene where Volgin beats up Snake for disguising as Raikov and ends up getting beaten up again by Volgin)''
--->"You changed the future! You created a time paradox!"
-->''[Raiden meets Big Boss in person during the chase scene with the Shagohod]''
---> '''Raiden:''' The legendary... Big Boss...
---> ''[[CrushParade [Raiden is immediately trampled by the guards, and then gets run over by the Shagohod, and is still in one piece, as if he were a cartoon character] ]]''

to:

-->''(Raiden teleports in, Terminator-style, and gets knocked out of the way by Naked Snake)''
--->"You've
Snake)''\\
"You've
created a time paradox! You can't go changing the future like that!"
-->''(Raiden
that!"\\
''(Raiden
gets knocked into the air by a motorcycle, lands on top of Ocelot, whom he kisses by accident, and then starts dry heaving afterwards upon realizing it)''
--->"You've
it)''\\
"You've
created a time paradox! Don't mess with the future! You have to understand the future!"
-->''(Raiden
future!"\\
''(Raiden
gets [[BlackComedyRape [=*ahem*=]ed]] by Volgin, resulting in the camera shaking off-screen as he's being... Roughed up. Yeah, let's go with that.)''
--->"You
)''\\
"You
can't do that! The future will be changed; you'll create a time paradox!"
-->''(Raiden
paradox!"\\
''(Raiden
teleports to the FinalBoss scene, and gets a nice view of The Boss's AbsoluteCleavage... [[MoodWhiplash and promptly gets bitch-slapped, while Snake stares in shock]])''
--->"TIME PARADOX!"
-->''(Raiden
shock]])''\\
"TIME PARADOX!"\\
''(Raiden
teleports to the scene where Volgin punches the oil barrel with Granin's corpse. Raiden is sent flying and the barrel lands over him. He then runs with the barrel on top of him.)''
--->"TIME PARADOX!"
-->''(Raiden
)''\\
"TIME PARADOX!"\\
''(Raiden
teleports to the scene where Volgin beats up Snake for disguising as Raikov and ends up getting beaten up again by Volgin)''
--->"You "You changed the future! You created a time paradox!"
-->''[Raiden
paradox!"\\
''[Raiden
meets Big Boss in person during the chase scene with the Shagohod]''
---> '''Raiden:'''
Shagohod]'''''Raiden:''' The legendary... Big Boss...
--->
Boss...\\
''[[CrushParade [Raiden (Raiden is immediately trampled by the guards, and then gets run over by the Shagohod, and is still in one piece, as if he were a cartoon character] ]]''character)]]''



-->'''Naked Snake:''' Para-Medic.
-->'''Para-Medic:''' What's up?
-->'''Naked Snake:''' You were right.
-->'''Para-Medic:''' About what?
-->'''Naked Snake:''' [[AchievementsInIgnorance I ate a Russian glowcap and it charged up my batteries.]]
-->'''Para-Medic:''' Huh?!
-->'''Naked Snake:''' What's wrong?
-->'''Para-Medic:''' I, uh... that's... that's great! Um, Snake, can you excuse me for a second?
-->'''Naked Snake:''' Sure.
-->''(She leaves her microphone. Snake can still hear her.)''
-->'''Para-Medic:''' Did you just hear that?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Yeah. There's no way eating a bio-luminescent mushroom would cause your batteries to recharge.
-->'''Para-Medic:''' What do you think it means?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Beats me... maybe it's all in his mind.
-->'''Para-Medic:''' You mean like a placebo effect?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Why not? You've seen how ''gullible'' he is.
-->'''Para-Medic:''' I guess there's no harm done. Should we let him keep believing it?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Sounds good to me.
--> ''(She comes back)''
-->'''Para-Medic:''' Okay, Snake, I'm back. Yes, the Russian glowcap is a glowing mushroom, so it'll recharge your batteries when you eat it.
-->''(Snake grumbles)''

to:

-->'''Naked Snake:''' Para-Medic.
-->'''Para-Medic:'''
Para-Medic.\\
'''Para-Medic:'''
What's up?
-->'''Naked
up?\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' You were right.
-->'''Para-Medic:'''
right.\\
'''Para-Medic:'''
About what?
-->'''Naked
what?\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' [[AchievementsInIgnorance I ate a Russian glowcap and it charged up my batteries.]]
-->'''Para-Medic:''' Huh?!
-->'''Naked
]]\\
'''Para-Medic:''' Huh?!\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' What's wrong?
-->'''Para-Medic:'''
wrong?\\
'''Para-Medic:'''
I, uh... that's... that's great! Um, Snake, can you excuse me for a second?
-->'''Naked
second?\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' Sure.
-->''(She
Sure.\\
''(she
leaves her microphone. microphone; Snake can still hear her.)''
-->'''Para-Medic:'''
her)''\\
'''Para-Medic:'''
Did you just hear that?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
that?\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Yeah. There's no way eating a bio-luminescent mushroom would cause your batteries to recharge.
-->'''Para-Medic:'''
recharge.\\
'''Para-Medic:'''
What do you think it means?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
means?\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Beats me... maybe it's all in his mind.
-->'''Para-Medic:'''
mind.\\
'''Para-Medic:'''
You mean like a placebo effect?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
effect?\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Why not? You've seen how ''gullible'' he is.
-->'''Para-Medic:'''
is.\\
'''Para-Medic:'''
I guess there's no harm done. Should we let him keep believing it?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:'''
it?\\
'''[=SigInt=]:'''
Sounds good to me.
--> ''(She
me.\\
''(she
comes back)''
-->'''Para-Medic:'''
back)''\\
'''Para-Medic:'''
Okay, Snake, I'm back. Yes, the Russian glowcap is a glowing mushroom, so it'll recharge your batteries when you eat it.
-->''(Snake
it.\\
''(Snake
grumbles)''



-->'''Naked Snake:''' What do I do if I meet that guy?
-->'''Major Zero:''' Beat the crap out of him.

to:

-->'''Naked --->'''Naked Snake:''' What do I do if I meet that guy?
-->'''Major
guy?\\
'''Major
Zero:''' Beat the crap out of him.



-->'''Major Zero:''' Ah, your Raikov disguise has turned out nicely.
-->'''Naked Snake:''' Yeah. Not even his own mother could tell the difference.
-->'''Major Zero:''' Indeed. You're starting to irritate me already.

to:

-->'''Major --->'''Major Zero:''' Ah, your Raikov disguise has turned out nicely.
-->'''Naked
nicely.\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' Yeah. Not even his own mother could tell the difference.
-->'''Major
difference.\\
'''Major
Zero:''' Indeed. You're starting to irritate me already.



-->'''The Boss:''' Snake...
-->'''Naked Snake:''' What's up, boss?
-->'''The Boss:''' Don't you "What's up" me! Just what do you think you're doing?!
-->'''Naked Snake:''' Looks pretty good on me, doesn't it?
--> '''The Boss:''' Are you out of your mind? You can't wear that in battle! It's like saying to the enemy, "Hey, here I am! Shoot me!"
-->'''Naked Snake:''' Well, I'll admit, it's a little on the flashy side...
--> '''The Boss:''' Then why don't you -
-->'''Naked Snake:''' But it does look good on me, doesn't it?
--> '''The Boss:''' ...
-->'''Naked Snake:''' You don't think so?
--> '''The Boss:''' Listen, wise ass! Camouflage isn't going to do ''jack'' if it doesn't help you ''blend in with your surroundings''!
-->'''Naked Snake:''' Well, I think it looks good on me...
--> '''The Boss:''' ''(exasperated)'' Fine! Wear whatever you want!
-->'''Naked Snake:''' ''(in the most dejected tone of voice possible)'' I - I thought you'd like it...

to:

-->'''The Boss:''' Snake...
-->'''Naked
Snake...\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' What's up, boss?
-->'''The
boss?\\
'''The
Boss:''' Don't you "What's up" me! Just what do you think you're doing?!
-->'''Naked
doing?!\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' Looks pretty good on me, doesn't it?
-->
it?\\
'''The Boss:''' Are you out of your mind? You can't wear that in battle! It's like saying to the enemy, "Hey, here I am! Shoot me!"
-->'''Naked
me!"\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' Well, I'll admit, it's a little on the flashy side...
-->
side...\\
'''The Boss:''' Then why don't you -
-->'''Naked
you--?\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' But it does look good on me, doesn't it?
-->
it?\\
'''The Boss:''' ...
-->'''Naked
Boss:''' ...\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' You don't think so?
-->
so?\\
'''The Boss:''' Listen, wise ass! Camouflage isn't going to do ''jack'' if it doesn't help you ''blend in with your surroundings''!
-->'''Naked
surroundings''!\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' Well, I think it looks good on me...
-->
me...\\
'''The Boss:''' ''(exasperated)'' Fine! Wear whatever you want!
-->'''Naked
want!\\
'''Naked
Snake:''' ''(in the most dejected tone of voice possible)'' I - I I-I thought you'd like it...



-->'''Para-Medic:''' Hey Snake, have you ever seen 'My Mother was a Teenage Spider Queen from Mars'?
-->'''Snake:''' I can't say that I have...
-->'''Para-Medic:''' ... Neither have I.
-->''(call ends)''

to:

-->'''Para-Medic:''' Hey Snake, have you ever seen 'My ''My Mother was a Teenage Spider Queen from Mars'?
-->'''Snake:'''
Mars''?\\
'''Snake:'''
I can't say that I have...
-->'''Para-Medic:''' ...
have...\\
'''Para-Medic:''' ...
Neither have I.
-->''(call
I.\\
''(call
ends)''
7th Sep '17 5:01:05 PM Lonephantom
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* The "Chocolate Chip" camo pattern, thus dubbed by Sigint, is useful in desert or mountainous regions. But where'd he get the idea to call it "Chocolate Chip?"
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' 'Cause that's what it reminds me of.
-->'''Naked Snake:''' What?
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Those little round cookies the Major is always snackin' on.
-->'''Major Zero:''' They're not ''cookies.'' They're ''scones.''
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Major!
-->'''Major Zero:''' And it's not a snack. It's afternoon tea.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Snack, tea, same thing.
-->'''Major Zero:''' (Indignant) No, it's ''not!'' Look here, afternoon tea is a fine old English tradition.
-->'''[=SigInt=]:''' Uh-oh. Here we go again. Talk to you later, Snake.
-->'''Major Zero:''' The origins of afternoon tea go back to the Victorian Era. Anna Maria, the seventh Duchess of Bedford, was -
-->''Naked Snake abruptly ends the call''.
5th Sep '17 2:46:57 AM TypeProton
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*Granin tells Snake where Sokolov has been moved to despite them being on different sides because Snake complimented him on his shoes. Even EVA sounds confused over this.
10th Aug '17 11:37:17 AM SeptimusHeap
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** Becomes HilariousInHindsight when you consider what happens when [[{{Lolicon}} Paz]] or [[GayOption Kaz]] join you inside your box in ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker Peace Walker]]''.

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** Becomes HilariousInHindsight when you consider what happens when [[{{Lolicon}} Paz]] Paz or [[GayOption Kaz]] join you inside your box in ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker Peace Walker]]''.
31st Jul '17 9:31:45 PM ImperialMajestyXO
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* Volgin himself is so inept at being a proper villain that he ends up giving you all of his information while he's torturing you for yours. Not only does he reveal what his Philosopher's Legacy is, he goes over the following: its entire history involving a shadowy group that he's a part of, reveals the exact method to access it, and goes the extra mile and tells you where the key is held while being '''completely''' unaware of it. Not only does he spill his guts to Naked Snake, the confirmed American spec-ops soldier, he does so in front of [[MagnificentBastard Ocelot]] (who's an undercover spy), Eva (who's an undercover spy), and the Boss ([[FlockofWolves who's an undercover spy]]).

to:

* Volgin himself is so inept at being a proper villain that he ends up giving you all of his information while he's torturing you for yours. Not only does he reveal what his Philosopher's Legacy is, he goes over the following: its entire history involving a shadowy group that he's a part of, reveals the exact method to access it, and goes the extra mile and tells you where the key is held while being '''completely''' unaware of it. Not only does he spill his guts to Naked Snake, the confirmed American spec-ops soldier, he does so in front of [[MagnificentBastard Ocelot]] (who's an undercover spy), Eva [[FemmeFatale Eva]] (who's an undercover spy), and [[LivingLegend the Boss ([[FlockofWolves Boss]] ([[FlockOfWolves who's an undercover spy]]).
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