History Funny / MetalGearRisingRevengeance

11th Mar '17 9:14:54 PM TheCuza
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* L'Etrainger polearm is hilarious when you realize, that it is [[Main/VisualPun a pole]] [[Main/IncrediblyLamePun made of arms]].

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* L'Etrainger L'Étranger polearm is hilarious when you realize, that it is [[Main/VisualPun a pole]] [[Main/IncrediblyLamePun made of arms]].arms]].
** Double whammy: "L'Étranger" means "The Stranger". "The Stranger" is also what you call purposely making your own arm fall asleep before masturbating with it to give the illusion of another person doing it to you. Again, L'Étranger is made entirely out of arms.
11th Mar '17 11:30:16 AM nombretomado
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-->'''Boris''': Oh I am! Front row seats to rematch: Raiden versus Giant Gekko! I've heard the [[MetalGearSolid4 stories]]!

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-->'''Boris''': Oh I am! Front row seats to rematch: Raiden versus Giant Gekko! I've heard the [[MetalGearSolid4 [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots stories]]!
7th Jan '17 3:04:01 AM DankyCroodle
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-->'''Boris''': Maverick Inc. officially declares your actions to be unlawful... and a pain in the asshole.

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-->'''Boris''': Maverick Inc. officially declares your actions to be unlawful... [[SophisticatedAsHell and a pain in the asshole.]]
20th Dec '16 2:09:43 PM StochasticOoze
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*** And then [[spoiler: After it turns out Raiden was just buying time, he throws Armstrong, ]] and Armstrong gets up and starts looking around wildly, and then looks ''between his legs'' to find Raiden. It's so dumb that it's hilarious.
--> '''[[TwoBestFriendsPlay Matt]]:''' Why does he have to look between his legs? Why is this shot presented to us?!
--> '''Pat:''' That shot had to be storyboarded.
10th Dec '16 11:42:33 AM LordKaarvani
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** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sx8rjXZty24#t=135s Sombrero Box.]]

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** [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=sx8rjXZty24#t=135s com/watch?v=NZRRvvarLzY Sombrero Box.]]
8th Sep '16 10:08:20 AM ThraggLootrippa
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** Bladewolf scaring the otaku guard by slamming himself against the window. Followed by Raiden ripping open the gates. "This is just like of my Japanese animes!" may come to mind.

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** Bladewolf scaring the otaku guard by slamming himself against the window. Followed by Raiden ripping open the gates. "This is just like one of my Japanese animes!" may come to mind.



** It's like Sam just caught himself about to do the psycho-lecture to Raiden, and decided "Screw that", and just cut to the chase. Sam lampshades the ranting of Metal Gear bosses by saying they've both "heard enough speeches about higher ideals by now".

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** It's like Sam just caught himself about to do the psycho-lecture to Raiden, and decided "Screw that", and just cut to the chase. Sam lampshades the ranting of Metal Gear bosses by saying they've both "heard enough speeches about higher ideals by now".
31st Jul '16 10:19:11 AM yin_13147
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--> '''Doktor''': ''Yes, enemy cyborgs should have plenty of electrolytes once you... extract their fluids''

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--> '''Doktor''': ''Yes, Yes, enemy cyborgs should have plenty of electrolytes once you... extract ''extract their fluids''fluids''.



-->'''Doktor''': ''Perhaps, but first you need to take a DOOMP''.\\
'''Raiden''': ''I... Wait, what?''\\
'''Doktor''': ''A DOOMP? A digital-optical output mounted proxy''.

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-->'''Doktor''': ''Perhaps, Perhaps, but first you need to take a DOOMP''.DOOMP.\\
'''Raiden''': ''I... I... Wait, what?''\\
what?\\
'''Doktor''': ''A A DOOMP? A digital-optical output mounted proxy''.proxy.
25th Jul '16 2:49:58 PM MosquitoMan
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** Any time the camera focuses on Sam's face. You can feel the smugness coming in through the screen.
1st May '16 5:06:07 PM ThraggLootrippa
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* Kinda a darker example considering [[spoiler: both dudes are about to fight to the death]], but still; Metal Gear Rising bosses, in true Franchise/MetalGear fashion, explain their entire philosophy, ideals, and way of life to Raiden before fighting him. Ultimately culminating in Monsoon exploiting Raiden being paralysed with [[spoiler: despair]] to deliver a full three-minute monologue on how, for him, everything in life is shit and predetermined. Eventually, when Jetstream Sam and Raiden [[spoiler: are walking towards the site of their final duel]], Sam begins to explain that "[he's] talking about ''ideals''." Raiden's reaction to the beginning of yet another lecture is to mutter "Excuse me?" in the most hilariously tired, pissed-off tone imaginable. Sam pauses, then decides that they should both just forget it and cut to the [[spoiler: fight, citing "history can decide who is right".]]

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* Kinda a darker example considering [[spoiler: both dudes are about to fight to the death]], but still; Metal Gear Rising bosses, in true Franchise/MetalGear fashion, explain their entire philosophy, ideals, and way of life to Raiden before fighting him. Ultimately culminating in Monsoon exploiting Raiden being paralysed with [[spoiler: despair]] to deliver a full three-minute monologue on how, for him, everything in life is shit and predetermined. Eventually, when Jetstream Sam and Raiden [[spoiler: are walking towards the site of their final duel]], Sam begins to explain that "[he's] talking about ''ideals''." Raiden's reaction to the beginning of yet another lecture is to narrow his eyes at Sam and mutter "Excuse me?" in the most hilariously tired, pissed-off tone imaginable. Sam pauses, then decides that they should both just forget it and cut to the [[spoiler: fight, citing "history can decide who is right".]]
28th Apr '16 9:35:30 PM ThraggLootrippa
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* Kinda a darker example considering [[spoiler: both dudes are about to fight to the death]], but still; In Metal Gear Rising, bosses, in true Franchise/MetalGear fashion, explain their entire philosophy, ideals, and way of life to Raiden before fighting him, culminating in Monsoon exploiting Raiden being paralysed with [[spoiler: despair]] to deliver a full three-minute monologue on how, for him, everything in life is shit and predetermined. Eventually, when Jetstream Sam and Raiden [[spoiler: are walking towards the site of their final duel]], Sam begins to explain that "[he's] talking about ''ideals''." Raiden's reaction to the beginning of yet another lecture is to mutter "Excuse me?" in the most hilariously tired, pissed-off tone imaginable. Sam pauses, then decides that they should both just forget it and cut to the [[spoiler: fight, citing "history can decide who is right".]]

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* Kinda a darker example considering [[spoiler: both dudes are about to fight to the death]], but still; In Metal Gear Rising, Rising bosses, in true Franchise/MetalGear fashion, explain their entire philosophy, ideals, and way of life to Raiden before fighting him, him. Ultimately culminating in Monsoon exploiting Raiden being paralysed with [[spoiler: despair]] to deliver a full three-minute monologue on how, for him, everything in life is shit and predetermined. Eventually, when Jetstream Sam and Raiden [[spoiler: are walking towards the site of their final duel]], Sam begins to explain that "[he's] talking about ''ideals''." Raiden's reaction to the beginning of yet another lecture is to mutter "Excuse me?" in the most hilariously tired, pissed-off tone imaginable. Sam pauses, then decides that they should both just forget it and cut to the [[spoiler: fight, citing "history can decide who is right".]]]]
** It's like Sam just caught himself about to do the psycho-lecture to Raiden, and decided "Screw that", and just cut to the chase. Sam lampshades the ranting of Metal Gear bosses by saying they've both "heard enough speeches about higher ideals by now".
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