History Funny / MetalGearRisingRevengeance

1st May '16 5:06:07 PM ThraggLootrippa
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* Kinda a darker example considering [[spoiler: both dudes are about to fight to the death]], but still; Metal Gear Rising bosses, in true Franchise/MetalGear fashion, explain their entire philosophy, ideals, and way of life to Raiden before fighting him. Ultimately culminating in Monsoon exploiting Raiden being paralysed with [[spoiler: despair]] to deliver a full three-minute monologue on how, for him, everything in life is shit and predetermined. Eventually, when Jetstream Sam and Raiden [[spoiler: are walking towards the site of their final duel]], Sam begins to explain that "[he's] talking about ''ideals''." Raiden's reaction to the beginning of yet another lecture is to mutter "Excuse me?" in the most hilariously tired, pissed-off tone imaginable. Sam pauses, then decides that they should both just forget it and cut to the [[spoiler: fight, citing "history can decide who is right".]]

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* Kinda a darker example considering [[spoiler: both dudes are about to fight to the death]], but still; Metal Gear Rising bosses, in true Franchise/MetalGear fashion, explain their entire philosophy, ideals, and way of life to Raiden before fighting him. Ultimately culminating in Monsoon exploiting Raiden being paralysed with [[spoiler: despair]] to deliver a full three-minute monologue on how, for him, everything in life is shit and predetermined. Eventually, when Jetstream Sam and Raiden [[spoiler: are walking towards the site of their final duel]], Sam begins to explain that "[he's] talking about ''ideals''." Raiden's reaction to the beginning of yet another lecture is to narrow his eyes at Sam and mutter "Excuse me?" in the most hilariously tired, pissed-off tone imaginable. Sam pauses, then decides that they should both just forget it and cut to the [[spoiler: fight, citing "history can decide who is right".]]
28th Apr '16 9:35:30 PM ThraggLootrippa
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* Kinda a darker example considering [[spoiler: both dudes are about to fight to the death]], but still; In Metal Gear Rising, bosses, in true Franchise/MetalGear fashion, explain their entire philosophy, ideals, and way of life to Raiden before fighting him, culminating in Monsoon exploiting Raiden being paralysed with [[spoiler: despair]] to deliver a full three-minute monologue on how, for him, everything in life is shit and predetermined. Eventually, when Jetstream Sam and Raiden [[spoiler: are walking towards the site of their final duel]], Sam begins to explain that "[he's] talking about ''ideals''." Raiden's reaction to the beginning of yet another lecture is to mutter "Excuse me?" in the most hilariously tired, pissed-off tone imaginable. Sam pauses, then decides that they should both just forget it and cut to the [[spoiler: fight, citing "history can decide who is right".]]

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* Kinda a darker example considering [[spoiler: both dudes are about to fight to the death]], but still; In Metal Gear Rising, Rising bosses, in true Franchise/MetalGear fashion, explain their entire philosophy, ideals, and way of life to Raiden before fighting him, him. Ultimately culminating in Monsoon exploiting Raiden being paralysed with [[spoiler: despair]] to deliver a full three-minute monologue on how, for him, everything in life is shit and predetermined. Eventually, when Jetstream Sam and Raiden [[spoiler: are walking towards the site of their final duel]], Sam begins to explain that "[he's] talking about ''ideals''." Raiden's reaction to the beginning of yet another lecture is to mutter "Excuse me?" in the most hilariously tired, pissed-off tone imaginable. Sam pauses, then decides that they should both just forget it and cut to the [[spoiler: fight, citing "history can decide who is right".]]]]
** It's like Sam just caught himself about to do the psycho-lecture to Raiden, and decided "Screw that", and just cut to the chase. Sam lampshades the ranting of Metal Gear bosses by saying they've both "heard enough speeches about higher ideals by now".
18th Feb '16 8:35:14 PM followerofcake
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* Ladies, and Gentlemen, i present to you the only enemy Raiden can't cut '''at all''' - [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler:the cat]].

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* Ladies, Ladies and Gentlemen, i I present to you the only enemy Raiden can't cut '''at all''' - [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler:the cat]].
17th Jan '16 11:27:12 AM DuneTheWanderer
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* Ladies, and Gentlemen, i present to you the only enemy Raiden can't cut '''at all''' - [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler: the cat]].

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* Ladies, and Gentlemen, i present to you the only enemy Raiden can't cut '''at all''' - [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler: [[spoiler:the cat]].
** It then reappears in
the cat]].infamous "Memes" cutscene right before the fight with Monsoon - just look to the right, and you'll see [[spoiler:one of the emotion-suppressed and deadly Desperado cyborgs notice the cat walk up to him, and he plays with it for almost all of Monsoon's spiel.]]
1st Jan '16 7:55:53 AM Sith_1ord
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* Ladies, and Gentlemen, i present to you the only enemy Raiden can't cut '''at all''' - [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler: the cat]].

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* Ladies, and Gentlemen, i present to you the only enemy Raiden can't cut '''at all''' - [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler: the cat]].cat]].
*L'Etrainger polearm is hilarious when you realize, that it is [[Main/VisualPun a pole]] [[Main/IncrediblyLamePun made of arms]].
8th Nov '15 5:34:07 PM nombretomado
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* A fan saw how much Senator Armstrong resembled Anthony's father from RenAndStimpy [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My75o38w8Ys and made a fanvid of Armstrong telling a joke]]. Something about Senator Armstrong taking off his shirt and lurching towards Ren and Stimpy while "It Has To Be This Way" plays in the background is ridiculous and awesome.

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* A fan saw how much Senator Armstrong resembled Anthony's father from RenAndStimpy ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My75o38w8Ys and made a fanvid of Armstrong telling a joke]]. Something about Senator Armstrong taking off his shirt and lurching towards Ren and Stimpy while "It Has To Be This Way" plays in the background is ridiculous and awesome.
30th Sep '15 9:55:14 AM DoppleDelta
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* Ladies, and Gentlemen, i present to you the only ennemy Raiden can't cut ''at all' [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler: the cat]].

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* Ladies, and Gentlemen, i present to you the only ennemy enemy Raiden can't cut ''at all' '''at all''' - [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. also Also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler: the cat]].
13th Sep '15 12:12:47 AM SoapyTroper
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--> '''[[spoiler: Sundowner]]''': *chuckle* ...Asshole...

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--> '''[[spoiler: Sundowner]]''': *chuckle* ...[[ActuallyPrettyFunny *chuckle*]] ...Asshole...
11th Sep '15 12:58:05 PM cricri3007
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-->'''Tleps Sdrawcab''': "How the hell did you ever get popular?" "Heh-heh, Well. I don't write my own jokes."

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-->'''Tleps Sdrawcab''': "How the hell did you ever get popular?" "Heh-heh, Well. I don't write my own jokes.""
* Ladies, and Gentlemen, i present to you the only ennemy Raiden can't cut ''at all' [[spoiler: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKSN6WFvHF0 the Matrix Cat]]]]. No matter how hard you try, no matter if you're in BulletTime or not, you can't cut him. also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for [[spoiler: the cat]].
10th Aug '15 10:10:14 AM Willbyr
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*** The entire scene is a CMOF. From the big muscled tough-guy guard being an otaku eating pizza and looking at a moe magazine (specifically, with art by Yaegashi Nan of SenranKagura fame), to Bladewolf showing up. The best part is him him taking out a holopicture of Raiden, looking back and forth between it and the clearly non-humanoid Bladewolf, and asking "Uh, are you Mr. Raiden, sir?"

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*** The entire scene is a CMOF. From the big muscled tough-guy guard being an otaku eating pizza and looking at a moe magazine (specifically, with art by Yaegashi Nan of SenranKagura ''VideoGame/SenranKagura'' fame), to Bladewolf showing up. The best part is him him taking out a holopicture of Raiden, looking back and forth between it and the clearly non-humanoid Bladewolf, and asking "Uh, are you Mr. Raiden, sir?"
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