History Funny / MenInBlack

29th Mar '18 10:30:31 PM Kamiguy123
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(The Bug turns to look in the mirror, complete with a sound effect of the water swishing around in his stomach)\\
'''Bug''': Oh, that? (yanks face back as inhumanly far as the loose skin will take it) Is that better?\\
(Beatrice faints)

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(The ''(The Bug turns to look in the mirror, complete with a sound effect of the water swishing around in his stomach)\\
stomach)''\\
'''Bug''': Oh, that? (yanks ''(yanks face back as inhumanly far as the loose skin will take it) it)'' Is that better?\\
(Beatrice faints)''(Beatrice faints)''
21st Feb '18 2:53:54 AM Icebomb5
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* The entire "written test" sequence, with [[EpicFail everyone trying and utterly failing]] to figure out ''how'' to actually do the test.

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* The entire "written test" sequence, with [[EpicFail everyone trying and utterly failing]] to figure out ''how'' to actually do the test.test, which basically looks something similar to an SAT.
10th Feb '18 2:24:02 PM HarryLovesHermione
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* Edgar in the bug suit, full stop. No wonder a lot of people loved Vincent D'Onofrio's performance.
** Special mention goes to him wanted sugar water and pulling the back of his head.

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* Edgar in the bug suit, full stop. No wonder a lot of people loved Vincent D'Onofrio's performance.performance, convincing as a giant alien bug trying very hard to contort itself in a smaller body.
** Special mention goes to him wanted The Bug's command for sugar water and pulling goes unnoticed at first
-->(The Bug in his new "Edgar suit" clumsily bangs into
the front door, then walks inside)\\
'''Beatrice''': Edgar, what on earth was that?\\
'''Bug''': Sugar.\\
'''Beatrice''': I've never seen sugar do that.
** Then when Beatrice notices something is horribly wrong, as "Edgar"'s skin folds in on itself while he's drinking
-->'''Beatrice''': [[DullSurprise Edgar, your skin is hanging off your bones.]]\\
(The Bug turns to look in the mirror, complete with a sound effect of the water swishing around in his stomach)\\
'''Bug''': Oh, that? (yanks face
back of his head. as inhumanly far as the loose skin will take it) Is that better?\\
(Beatrice faints)
10th Feb '18 2:09:50 PM HarryLovesHermione
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-->'''Jake Jenson:''' Second Lieutenant, Jake Jenson. West Point. Graduate with honors. We're here because you are looking for the best of the best of the best, sir! ''[Edwards bursts out laughing]''

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-->'''Jake Jenson:''' Second Lieutenant, Jake Jenson. West Point. Graduate with honors. We're here because you are looking for the best of the best of the best, sir! ''[Edwards ''[shoots James a snobbish glare but Edwards bursts out laughing]''



'''Edwards:''' My boy ComicBook/CaptainAmerica over here! "Best of the best of the best, sir! With honors!" Obviously, he's just ''really'' excited and he has ''no clue'' why we're here.

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'''Edwards:''' My boy ComicBook/CaptainAmerica over here! "Best of the best of the best, sir! With honors!" Obviously, he's just ''really'' excited and he has ''no clue'' why we're here.\\
(silence)\\
'''Edwards (sheepishly)''': [[ToughRoom Y'all ain't laughing though...]]
22nd Jan '18 4:57:21 PM ZimFan89
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* When trying to stop the Bug from escaping with the Galaxy, J tells him that the only way off the planet is with him. The Bug promptly punches in the face and knocks him aside.
22nd Dec '17 11:21:35 PM Krakow
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* The two Arquillians at the diner (speaking their own language) bonding over their dislike of Earth's taxi drivers and shared love of [[AlienLunch perogies]].
8th Dec '17 11:42:36 AM AHI-3000
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[[AC:Men in Black]]

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[[AC:Men in Black]][[index]]
* ''Funny/MenInBlackII''
* ''Funny/MenInBlack3''
* ''Funny/MenInBlackTheSeries''
[[/index]]
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![[Film/MenInBlack First film]]




!! ''Men In Black: The Series''
* The episode "The Bad Seed" where Jay is accidentally injected with a truth serum.
-->'''Infected Zed:''' Well, did we lose him?\\
'''Jay:''' ''(trying to keep his mouth shut, unsuccessfully. Runs out of the closet)'' No you didn't lose me! I'm right here! And the Worms are in there!\\
''(the Worms run away screaming)''\\\
'''Kay:''' You didn't leak out any classified information while you were out in public, did you?\\
'''Jay:''' Who me? Nah. Yo, the truth serum wore off!\\
'''Kay and Elle:''' Jay!
* "The Elle of My Dreams Syndrome" episode where Kay is the incompetent partner in Jay's dream world.
-->'''Jay:''' He tries so hard.
* "The Mine, Mine, Mine Syndrome": The Emperor Worm is learning English, [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels but with extremely low fluency]].
-->'''Emperor Worm:''' (''to Bug Queen'') You can take away our livestock, but you can't take away our forest fires!
* One episode where Kay and Elle are trapped on an out-of-control UFO. Good news - they find a stockpile of weapons. Bad news - most of them aren't indoor toys. Good news - Kay knows every single one. [[BillBillJunkBill Rummage time!]]
-->'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''Let's use one of these to blast through that door.''\\
'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Not that one. Sonic blast would liquefy our brains.''\\
'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\
'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Grind us to hamburger.''\\
'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\
'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Fry us to the bone.''\\
'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\
'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Rain nuclear junk all over the countryside.''\\
'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\
'''Kay:''' (Smiles)\\
(StuffBlowingUp)
* Zed is showing off fish he was given as a gift from aliens to Kay. Him marveling at how they have quite a lifespan is barely out of his mouth when [[AlwaysABiggerFish they are eaten.]]
* Kay has referred to Jay as '[[AffectionateNickname Slick]]' ever since their first meeting. Then Jay screws up big-time and earns a new nickname.
-->'''Kay:''' Nice going, Sparky.\\
'''Jay:''' "[[EmbarrassingNickname Sparky]]?!" ...what happened to "Slick"?\\
'''Kay''' ''(disapprovingly):'' You have to work your way back ''up'' to "Slick."

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\n!! ''Men In Black: The Series''\n* The episode "The Bad Seed" where Jay is accidentally injected with a truth serum.\n-->'''Infected Zed:''' Well, did we lose him?\\\n'''Jay:''' ''(trying to keep his mouth shut, unsuccessfully. Runs out of the closet)'' No you didn't lose me! I'm right here! And the Worms are in there!\\\n''(the Worms run away screaming)''\\\\n'''Kay:''' You didn't leak out any classified information while you were out in public, did you?\\\n'''Jay:''' Who me? Nah. Yo, the truth serum wore off!\\\n'''Kay and Elle:''' Jay!\n* "The Elle of My Dreams Syndrome" episode where Kay is the incompetent partner in Jay's dream world.\n-->'''Jay:''' He tries so hard.\n* "The Mine, Mine, Mine Syndrome": The Emperor Worm is learning English, [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels but with extremely low fluency]].\n-->'''Emperor Worm:''' (''to Bug Queen'') You can take away our livestock, but you can't take away our forest fires!\n* One episode where Kay and Elle are trapped on an out-of-control UFO. Good news - they find a stockpile of weapons. Bad news - most of them aren't indoor toys. Good news - Kay knows every single one. [[BillBillJunkBill Rummage time!]]\n-->'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''Let's use one of these to blast through that door.''\\\n'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Not that one. Sonic blast would liquefy our brains.''\\\n'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\\n'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Grind us to hamburger.''\\\n'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\\n'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Fry us to the bone.''\\\n'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\\n'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Rain nuclear junk all over the countryside.''\\\n'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\\n'''Kay:''' (Smiles)\\\n(StuffBlowingUp)\n* Zed is showing off fish he was given as a gift from aliens to Kay. Him marveling at how they have quite a lifespan is barely out of his mouth when [[AlwaysABiggerFish they are eaten.]]\n* Kay has referred to Jay as '[[AffectionateNickname Slick]]' ever since their first meeting. Then Jay screws up big-time and earns a new nickname.\n-->'''Kay:''' Nice going, Sparky.\\\n'''Jay:''' "[[EmbarrassingNickname Sparky]]?!" ...what happened to "Slick"?\\\n'''Kay''' ''(disapprovingly):'' You have to work your way back ''up'' to "Slick."----
8th Dec '17 9:13:32 AM JMQwilleran
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* The sergeant shouts that he wants to talk to him.
-->'''Sergeant''': Ten minutes, take your best shot. (''stalks off'')
-->'''Edwards''': Take ten minutes on a Stairmaster, you pudgy bastard.
8th Dec '17 8:39:31 AM JMQwilleran
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** "Uh, the dog owes my friend money."
3rd Dec '17 8:43:49 PM JMQwilleran
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* Orion, the cat of the dead Arquilian, is brought to the morgue and Laurel wonders what the deal is.
-->'''Police officer''': Yeah, well there's a problem with the cat. Sign here.
-->'''Laurel''': (''signing'') What's the problem with the cat?
-->'''Police officer''': He's your problem. (''chuckles'')
-->'''Laurel''': I hate the living.
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