History Funny / MenInBlack

8th Dec '17 11:42:36 AM AHI-3000
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[[AC:Men in Black]]

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[[AC:Men in Black]][[index]]
* ''Funny/MenInBlackII''
* ''Funny/MenInBlack3''
* ''Funny/MenInBlackTheSeries''
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![[Film/MenInBlack First film]]




!! ''Men In Black: The Series''
* The episode "The Bad Seed" where Jay is accidentally injected with a truth serum.
-->'''Infected Zed:''' Well, did we lose him?\\
'''Jay:''' ''(trying to keep his mouth shut, unsuccessfully. Runs out of the closet)'' No you didn't lose me! I'm right here! And the Worms are in there!\\
''(the Worms run away screaming)''\\\
'''Kay:''' You didn't leak out any classified information while you were out in public, did you?\\
'''Jay:''' Who me? Nah. Yo, the truth serum wore off!\\
'''Kay and Elle:''' Jay!
* "The Elle of My Dreams Syndrome" episode where Kay is the incompetent partner in Jay's dream world.
-->'''Jay:''' He tries so hard.
* "The Mine, Mine, Mine Syndrome": The Emperor Worm is learning English, [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels but with extremely low fluency]].
-->'''Emperor Worm:''' (''to Bug Queen'') You can take away our livestock, but you can't take away our forest fires!
* One episode where Kay and Elle are trapped on an out-of-control UFO. Good news - they find a stockpile of weapons. Bad news - most of them aren't indoor toys. Good news - Kay knows every single one. [[BillBillJunkBill Rummage time!]]
-->'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''Let's use one of these to blast through that door.''\\
'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Not that one. Sonic blast would liquefy our brains.''\\
'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\
'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Grind us to hamburger.''\\
'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\
'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Fry us to the bone.''\\
'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\
'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Rain nuclear junk all over the countryside.''\\
'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\
'''Kay:''' (Smiles)\\
(StuffBlowingUp)
* Zed is showing off fish he was given as a gift from aliens to Kay. Him marveling at how they have quite a lifespan is barely out of his mouth when [[AlwaysABiggerFish they are eaten.]]
* Kay has referred to Jay as '[[AffectionateNickname Slick]]' ever since their first meeting. Then Jay screws up big-time and earns a new nickname.
-->'''Kay:''' Nice going, Sparky.\\
'''Jay:''' "[[EmbarrassingNickname Sparky]]?!" ...what happened to "Slick"?\\
'''Kay''' ''(disapprovingly):'' You have to work your way back ''up'' to "Slick."

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\n!! ''Men In Black: The Series''\n* The episode "The Bad Seed" where Jay is accidentally injected with a truth serum.\n-->'''Infected Zed:''' Well, did we lose him?\\\n'''Jay:''' ''(trying to keep his mouth shut, unsuccessfully. Runs out of the closet)'' No you didn't lose me! I'm right here! And the Worms are in there!\\\n''(the Worms run away screaming)''\\\\n'''Kay:''' You didn't leak out any classified information while you were out in public, did you?\\\n'''Jay:''' Who me? Nah. Yo, the truth serum wore off!\\\n'''Kay and Elle:''' Jay!\n* "The Elle of My Dreams Syndrome" episode where Kay is the incompetent partner in Jay's dream world.\n-->'''Jay:''' He tries so hard.\n* "The Mine, Mine, Mine Syndrome": The Emperor Worm is learning English, [[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels but with extremely low fluency]].\n-->'''Emperor Worm:''' (''to Bug Queen'') You can take away our livestock, but you can't take away our forest fires!\n* One episode where Kay and Elle are trapped on an out-of-control UFO. Good news - they find a stockpile of weapons. Bad news - most of them aren't indoor toys. Good news - Kay knows every single one. [[BillBillJunkBill Rummage time!]]\n-->'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''Let's use one of these to blast through that door.''\\\n'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Not that one. Sonic blast would liquefy our brains.''\\\n'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\\n'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Grind us to hamburger.''\\\n'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\\n'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Fry us to the bone.''\\\n'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\\n'''Kay:''' (pushes weapon back down) ''Rain nuclear junk all over the countryside.''\\\n'''Elle:''' (picks up a weapon) ''This?''\\\n'''Kay:''' (Smiles)\\\n(StuffBlowingUp)\n* Zed is showing off fish he was given as a gift from aliens to Kay. Him marveling at how they have quite a lifespan is barely out of his mouth when [[AlwaysABiggerFish they are eaten.]]\n* Kay has referred to Jay as '[[AffectionateNickname Slick]]' ever since their first meeting. Then Jay screws up big-time and earns a new nickname.\n-->'''Kay:''' Nice going, Sparky.\\\n'''Jay:''' "[[EmbarrassingNickname Sparky]]?!" ...what happened to "Slick"?\\\n'''Kay''' ''(disapprovingly):'' You have to work your way back ''up'' to "Slick."----
8th Dec '17 9:13:32 AM JMQwilleran
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* The sergeant shouts that he wants to talk to him.
-->'''Sergeant''': Ten minutes, take your best shot. (''stalks off'')
-->'''Edwards''': Take ten minutes on a Stairmaster, you pudgy bastard.
8th Dec '17 8:39:31 AM JMQwilleran
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** "Uh, the dog owes my friend money."
3rd Dec '17 8:43:49 PM JMQwilleran
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* Orion, the cat of the dead Arquilian, is brought to the morgue and Laurel wonders what the deal is.
-->'''Police officer''': Yeah, well there's a problem with the cat. Sign here.
-->'''Laurel''': (''signing'') What's the problem with the cat?
-->'''Police officer''': He's your problem. (''chuckles'')
-->'''Laurel''': I hate the living.
3rd Dec '17 4:15:15 PM JMQwilleran
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* When K and J go to interview Beatrice about her husband being killed by the Bug, K whips out the neuralizer as she mentions about "Edgar" wanting sugar water and erases her memory using a story regarding light from Venus reflecting off swamp gas. J then convinces him to at least give her some closure about her husband.

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* When K and J go to interview Beatrice about her husband being killed by the Bug, K whips out the neuralizer as she mentions about "Edgar" wanting sugar water and erases her memory using a story regarding light from Venus reflecting off swamp gas. J then is unimpressed with K's "weak-ass story" and convinces him to at least give her some closure about her husband.


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** Later in the film, the gag is paid off when Jay fires his "Noisy Cricket" weapon in public and then starts spinning a story to a crowd about swamp gas before being mercifully called away so the crowd can be neuralyzed en masse.
29th Nov '17 6:52:47 PM markzilla6895
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** Then there's Zed's statement to the others. "[[StealthInsult You're exactly what we've come to expect from years of government training.]]"
25th Nov '17 10:44:36 AM JMQwilleran
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* Prior to this, when he first comes in, he comments that he's heard that Jeebs is into something hotter than stolen Rolexes.
-->'''Jeebs''': Well, also, I'm huge crack dealer now, but I still work here. I love the hours.
23rd Nov '17 9:43:16 AM wyattte
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* "No, Elvis is not dead, he just went home."
** Creator/TommyLeeJones happily driving the car upside down and singing along with Elvis' "The Promised Land." He pays the toll without missing a beat.

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* "No, Elvis is not dead, The scene where Jay finally pushes the little red button, and he just went home."
ScreamsLikeALittleGirl at the sudden velocity.
** Creator/TommyLeeJones Kay happily driving the car upside down and singing along with Elvis' "The Promised "Promised Land." He pays the toll without missing a beat.
** Plus, this golden exchange:
-->'''Jay:''' You do know [[Music/ElvisPresley Elvis]] is dead, right?
-->'''Kay:''' No, Elvis is not dead, he just went home.
16th Nov '17 11:38:18 PM PeaceAndLove
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** That's not even the half of it. Will Smith was at one point [[UpToEleven considered for the part of the]] ''[[UpToEleven Good Captain himself''!]]

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** That's not even the half of it. Will Smith was at one point [[UpToEleven considered for the part of the]] ''[[UpToEleven Good Captain himself''!]]himself!]]''
16th Nov '17 8:56:21 PM Beats1218
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* For some reason, the Edgar bug suit had everyone in knots, especially him wanting sugar water and ''that'' face...

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* For some reason, the Edgar in the bug suit had everyone in knots, especially suit, full stop. No wonder a lot of people loved Vincent D'Onofrio's performance.
** Special mention goes to
him wanting wanted sugar water and ''that'' face...pulling the back of his head.
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