History Funny / MeltyBlood

** And then there's the winquote of Hisui & Kohaku against Akiha: Hisui starts apologizing to Akiha, but then comments that, due to them being on a strike campaign, they resorted to use force. Even Kohaku is impressed:
---> '''Kohaku:''' ''Oh, Hisui-chan. You really had no mercy!''

** And looks like Satsuki has shades of CovertPervert: in her winquote against Shiki, she notices that he's unconscious, and nobody's watching, so, she decides to take "A little liberty"...
** On defeating Nanaya, Miyako comments on how scary the experience was, because that version of Brother Shiki was wild, [[EvilIsCool although cool]].
** Maybe a little {{Foreshadowing}}, but in one of her generic winquotes, Kohaku remarks that she will keep training to control... [[LastSecondWordSwap er... protect]] Shiki, Akiha and the Tohno Mansion.

** On defeating Neko-Arc, Sion gives her just one warning: To stop calling her "Egyptian kneesocks".

** Riesbyfe, in one of her generic winquotes, states that she can put a force of ''[[SuperStrength five tons]]'' in her punches... but then she decides that's it's too excessive, and reduces it to two tons, either way, it's impressive.

* Sion [[FacePalm facepalming]] at the beginning of each duel? ''priceless''...

* Nrvnqsr reacts with disbelief before fighting Neko Arc Chaos.

* During the final battle of Ushiwakamaru's Story Mode, Akiha tries to help Ushi and inquires about her manner of dress, then backtracks when she realizes that Ushi must be of noble blood and her tastes are her own. Then [[TheGadfly Hisui]] mentions that Ushi's attire might have a [[MaleGaze negative impact]] on a certain high school boy's development. After a {{Beat}}, [[ClingyJealousGirl Akiha]] immediately prepares to attack Ushi and force her into appropriate clothes.

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** [[LightNovel/TheGardenOfSinners Ryougi Shiki's]] win quote against Neko-Arc has her demanding "The anthropomorphic cat who can barely stand within broadcast censorship guidelines" to hand over her phone after wondering aloud why she has "that guy's" number. Said guy is heavily implied to be Mikiya, her love interest in her series.

* Despite gaining new and frightening powers, Dead Apostle Noel gets little to no respect from the other characters. Shiki straight up doesn't give a shit about her when she tries to say she's been investigating him, Roa savagely calls her a ChristmasCake, Arcueid decides to bring her power level down to Noel's just to give her a chance (which is hilariously insulting given how ridiculously powerful Arcueid is), Ciel is unsurprised she would stoop that low, and Aoko casually makes fun of her in her story.

** At the final battle of Dantes' Story Mode, he confronts Michel Roa Valdamjong, who doesn't recognize him and attempts to recruit him. Dantes, having been the one to [[DeaderThanDead perma-kill]] Roa in all the ''Fate'' franchise timelines, instead opts to kill him again.

* Edmond Dantes' Story Mode in ''Type Lumina'' has him confronted by Sion. His first words to her are mocking her that she's in the city to ''[[CorruptChurch sell indulgences]]''. Sion responds that you can't buy forgiveness... ''because nobody in Japan would spend money on it anyway''.

* In Boss Rush 4 of ''Type Lumina'', Shiki is split into 17 different parts with one for each potential heroine. Both Ciel and Akiha are tempted to keep their respective ones for themselves. Only Akiha doesn't end up trying to keep the one attracted to her, but rather the Shiki that is attracted to ''both'' of Hisui and Kohaku, explaining why four Shiki statues ended up at the Tohno manor.

--> '''Kohaku:''' ''Oh, Hisui-chan. You really had no mercy!''

* One of Saber's pre-battle moments has her searching the area for a certain restaurant, noticing her opponent, and then shifting into her armor. Doubly funny if said opponent is Aoko as her response is, "Hey, I know that place! Let's grab a bite to eat after this!"

* Akiha proves to be a wonderful {{Troll}} in Miyako's story as Miyako demands her, "Give me back my brother!" and Akiha says, "If you want him, you can have him," and tries to give her ''Kouma'' (who, ironically, is more-related to her by blood than Shiki).

* In ''Type Lumina'', if you score ten consecutive victories with Red Arcueid, her win quote has her switch back to regular Arcueid in tone, because she's blown off enough steam.

* Despite gaining new and frightening powers, Dead Apostle Noel gets little to no respect from the other characters. Shiki straight up doesn't give a shit about her, Roa calls her a ChristmasCake, Arcueid decides to bring her power level down to Noel's just to give her a chance (which is hilariously insulting given how ridiculously powerful Arcueid is), Ciel is unsurprised she would stoop that low, and even Aoko makes fun of her in her story.

** Neco-Arc takes the hilarity even further; instead of faceplanting, she just ''stands there'' with a ThosuandYardStare and awaits the ginormous explosion about to befall her.

* One of Mario's Arc Drives has him perform a rapid assault with his puppet, before stringing an unwilling Noel for the final blow.

* Seeing everyone faceplant to Powered Ciel's Last Arc in ''Type Lumina'' is hilarious, but it gets even better with Kohaku who has ''seven'' different message she writes in blood as she bore the full brunt of the attack.
** Neco-Arc takes the hilarity even further; instead of faceplanting, she just ''stands there'' and awaits the ginormous explosion about to befall the funny cat.

* Despite gaining new and frightening powers, Dead Apostle Noel gets little respect from the other characters. Shiki straight up doesn't give a shit about her, Roa calls her a ChristmasCake, Arcueid decides to bring her power level down to Noel's just to give her a chance (which is hilariously insulting given how ridiculously powerful Arcueid is), Ciel is unsurprised she would stoop that low, and even Aoko makes fun of her in her story.

* Despite gaining new and frightening powers, Dead Apostle Noel gets little respect from the other characters. Shiki straight up doesn't give a shit about her, Roa calls her a ChristmasCake, Arcueid decides to bring her power level down to Noel's just to give her a chance, Ciel is unsurprised she would stoop that low, and even Aoko makes fun of her in her story.

-->''"Nya nyanyanya nyanyanyanyanyanya..."''