History Funny / MegaManBattleNetwork

* The [=ColorMan=] scenario really sums up the [[AdultsAreUseless average intelligence of the adults on MMBN land]]. So WWW had just hijacked Den City's traffic lights, causing automated cars to ''crash and explode''. One of their agents then announced a solution for the cars that costs a huge sum of 1,000,000 zenny, never mind that the problem is with the traffic lights, not the cars themselves. And the generic masses just took the bait mindlessly.

* The [=ColorMan=] scenario really sums up the [[AdultsAreUseless average intelligence of the adults on MMBN land]]. So WWW had just hijacked Den City's traffic lights, causing automated cars to ''crash and explode''. One of their agents then announced a solution for the cars that costs a huge sum of 1,000,000 zenny, nevermind that the problem is with the traffic lights, not the cars themselves. And the generic masses just took the bait mindlessly.

* Wily: As soon as I press this button...Bye bye world! '''[Wily proceeds to prepare to push the button. This involves raising his arm in the air, finger poised, and twitching]'''

* After beating [=AirMan=] and rescuing Yai, who was bathing...
-->'''Yai:''' Lan...
-->'''Lan:''' Huh?
-->'''Yai:''' Y-you saw me naked!
-->'''Lan:''' I wasn't looking!
-->'''Yai:''' Yes you were! Now! Fess up!
-->'''Mayl:''' Lan is not lying. Lan turned off the gas but I carried you here.
-->'''Dex:''' I opened the front door lock!
-->'''Yai:''' Too bad for you, Lan. You missed on seeing moi naked.
-->'''Lan:''' Mmph, same old Yai. Always talking nonsense.
-->'''*Everybody Laughs**'''
* After [=MegaMan=] posts a request for help in searching for Chng.bat on the info board in the Square, he gets two responses. One of them contains helpful information. The other one...just tells Mega that he should introduce first because "that's the proper etiquette".
* Shadow Man seeming rather confused about who hired him.
-->'''These gospel music fans or something.

* The Yoka zoo computer area features an animal-based puzzle requiring logic. It starts with, for instance, using a cat-based Prog to remove a mouse-based virus...and then it quickly [[MadeOfExplodium turns]] [[TooHappyToLive into]] [[TheLastStraw nonsense]].
--> The rabbit virus was so happy it exploded! '''[The rabbit program explodes]'''
* Across the WWW Comps, [=MegaMan=] encounters the WWW Navis and their Operators again, who make use of the Pulse Transmission System to achieve Full Synchro, which is said to increase their fighting ability. The first opponent to demonstrate this is [=FlashMan=], and despite all the fanfare...he only has a measly 500 HP.
* The first time you're in the Yoka Zoo, you can talk to a girl standing in front of an art display and she'll complain that her boyfriend is late for their meeting. What's funny is that said boyfriend ''did'' arrive on time...but he's standing on the opposite side of the display.
* Throughout the [=PlantMan=] chapter, you can enter [=DNN=]'s TV studio where a pair of comedians are putting on an act.
-->'''Comedian 1''': How can you call the mafia good guys?
-->'''Comedian 2''': They're "Film/{{Goodfellas}}".
-->'''Audience Members''': Boo! Idiot! Get off the stage! [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Heh...]] *gasp* No, I didn't laugh!
* During the [=BeastMan=] scenario most of the animals in the zoo escape into the surrounding town. When leaving the zoo through the inn the player will come across multiple areas where animals have defecated including in the room Lan's class is staying in and the hot spring. A student still in the hot spring even expresses relief that he finished his bath before the Hippo pooped in the spring.

* In the depths of the BonusDungeon, you can face DS versions of your version's exclusive bosses, which have the capability of using chip attacks or even Program Advances that you have favored throughout the game's progression. The game has a habit of making them move erratically before executing these attacks, so seeing the normally sluggish [=KnightMan=] suddenly blip across the battlefield is a sight to behold.

* On the [=UnderBBS=], one of the posters reveals his DarkSecret...namely, that he can't deny his love for [[VideoGame/{{Boktai}} Solar Boy Django]] anymore. Another poster there even agrees with him.

** Similarly, at the end of the game, after Lan defeats Yuika, Vic, and Ito in Net Battles, the latter two proceed to freak out about how they can't do anything without their Navis...until Yuika reminds the other two that they're grown men who could just beat Lan up. [[BigDamnHeroes Granted, it doesn't work out.]]

** Lan starts the day apparently trying to shove his mom in the oven:

** This exchange in Elec Town.

* At some point in the game, you can enter [=DNN=]'s tv studio where a pair of comedians are putting on an act.

* During the Beast Man scenario most of the animals in the zoo escape into the surrounding town. When leaving the zoo through the inn the player will come across multiple areas where animals have defecated including in the room Lan's class is staying in and the hot spring. A student still in the hot spring even expresses relief that he finished his bath before the Hippo pooped in the spring.

!! ''[=MegaMan=] Battle Network''

!! ''[=MegaMan=] Network Transmission''

!! ''[=MegaMan=] Battle Network 2''

* After beating Airman and rescuing Yai, who was bathing...

* After [=MegaMan=] posts a request for help in searching for Chng.bat on the info board in the Square, he gets two responses. One of them contains helpful information. The other one... just tells Mega that he should introduce first because "that's the proper etiquette".

!! ''[=MegaMan=] Battle Network 3''

* The Yoka zoo computer area features an animal-based puzzle requiring logic. It starts with, for instance, using a cat-based Prog to remove a mouse-based virus... and then it quickly [[MadeOfExplodium turns]] [[TooHappyToLive into]] [[TheLastStraw nonsense]].

* Across the WWW Comps, [=MegaMan=] encounters the WWW Navis and their Operators again, who make use of the Pulse Transmission System to achieve Full Synchro, which is said to increase their fighting ability. The first opponent to demonstrate this is [=FlashMan=], and despite all the fanfare... he only has a measly 500 HP.
* The first time you're in the Yoka Zoo, you can talk to a girl standing in front of an art display and she'll complain that her boyfriend is late for their meeting. What's funny is that said boyfriend ''did'' arrive on time... but he's standing on the opposite side of the display.

!! ''[=MegaMan=] Battle Network 4''

!! ''[=MegaMan=] Battle Network 5''

* At the end of 5, Regal undergoes a HeelFaceTurn and gives a talk to the heroes like a calm father figure. What makes this scene amusing is that said speech is accompanied by his evil angry mugshot from his villainous days. This was fixed in the Double Team DS re-release, where he gets a new mugshot that reflects his reformed status more.
* In the depths of the post-game dungeon, you can face DS versions of your version's exclusive bosses, which have the capability of using chip attacks or even Program Advances that you have favored throughout the game's progression. The game has a habit of making them move erratically before executing these attacks, so seeing the normally sluggish [=KnightMan=] suddenly blip across the battlefield is a sight to behold.
* When you remember that in the anime version in Stream season that Roll isn't very please to have Medi trying to be intimate with Rockman, the game had the irony of it in terms of using the Soul Unison. Since Medi Soul requires recovery type chips in order to unite with her, you can in fact have Rockman sacrifice all versions of Roll Mega Chip just to literally become his own version of Medi.
* On the [=UnderBBS=], one of the posters reveals his DarkSecret... namely, that he can't deny his love for [[VideoGame/{{Boktai}} Solar Boy Django]] anymore. Another poster there even agrees with him.

!! ''[=MegaMan=] Battle Network 6''
* A plumber's Navi loses his tool program, and Lan and [=MegaMan=] find it in their house's ''Toilet Comp'', stuck to a Mettaur's head. Lan tells [=MegaMan=] to delete the virus, but [=MegaMan=] doesn't want to since the program looks harmless and doesn't want to touch it.

* In a subversion of [[TalkingIsAFreeAction the usual procedures of the game]], Falzar/Gregar actually attack [=MegaMan=] in the middle of his "Battle Routine, Set!" dialogue.
** Similarly, at the end of the game, after Lan defeats Yuika, Vic, and Ito in Net Battles, the latter two proceed to freak out about how they can't do anything without their Navis... until Yuika reminds the other two that they're grown men who could just beat Lan up. [[BigDamnHeroes Granted, it doesn't work out.]]

* An NPC lawyer in Green Town who becomes incensed upon learning about a case of dieting scam.

-->'''Comedian 2''': They're "goodfellas".
-->'''Audience Members''': Boo! Idiot! Get off the stage! Heh...*gasp* No, I didn't laugh!

-->'''Lan''': You look upset. What's wrong?
-->'''Haruka''': The microwave! It's broken, so I can't make breakfast...! I wonder if it caught a virus?
-->'''Lan''': Just leave it to me! I'll jack you in to it!

-->*clank!*

* The first time you're in the Yoka Zoo, you can talk to a girl standing in front of an art display and she'll complain that her boyfriend is late to their meeting. What's funny is that said boyfriend ''did'' arrive on time... but he's standing on the opposite side of the display.

* After MegaMan posts a request for help in searching for Chng.bat on the info board in the Square, he gets two responses. One of them contains helpful information. The other one... just tells Mega that he should introduce first because "that's the proper etiquette".

* At the end of 5, Regal [[spoiler:undergoes a HeelFaceTurn and gives a talk to the heroes like a calm father figure. What makes this scene amusing is that said speech is accompanied by his evil angry mugshot from his villainous days. This was fixed in the Double Team DS re-release, where he gets a new mugshot that reflects his reformed status more.]]

* Yuika, Vic, and Ito [[spoiler:split off from the WWW and]] plan to capture Iris. As they make their entry by bursting into Cyber Elementary, they mess up their introduction with each member giving the group a different name. [[{{Beat}} The music stops for this moment]] and bickering follows.

* In the endgame when [[spoiler:Roll, Glide and [=GutsMan=] come to fight the [=CopyBots=],]] Dex has this to say:

--> ''[the camera pans to show [[spoiler:Mick and Tab's Navis completely surrounded]]]''

* When you remember that in the anime version in Stream season that Roll isn't very please to have Medi trying to be intimate with Rockman, the game had the irony of it in terms of using the Soul Unison. Since Medi Soul requires recovery type chips in order to unite with her, you can in fact sacrifice all versions of Roll Mega Chip just to get Medi.