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20th Feb '17 6:56:05 AM Kinrah
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* If things escalate to a dance party during the DLC party, Javik, Wrex, and Zaeed decline to go dancing at all, and instead spend the last part of the party hunkered down behind furniture and walls against the dastardly array of bottles set up as a plinking gallery on the bar table.

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* If things escalate to a dance party during the DLC party, and Shepard supported Cortez over Joker earlier in the night, Javik, Wrex, and Zaeed decline to go dancing at all, and instead spend the last part of the party hunkered down behind furniture and walls against the dastardly array of bottles set up as a plinking gallery on the bar table.
10th Feb '17 6:22:56 PM RainbowPhoenix
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*** Even funnier is Shepard's delivery. [=FemShep=] sounds like Conrad is on her last nerve and she's seconds away from throttling him. [=MaleShe=] sounds like he has just resigned himself to Conrad's insanity.
17th Jan '17 11:59:01 PM Gorank
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** But Mordin still prefers patter songs.[[note]] Slightly deprecated because Mordin's voice actor in ME3, William Salyers, can't sing nearly as well as veteran Gilbert & Sullivan performer Michael Beattie, who voiced him in ME2[[/note]]

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** But Mordin still prefers patter songs.[[note]] Slightly [[note]]Slightly deprecated because Mordin's voice actor in ME3, William Salyers, can't sing nearly as well as veteran Gilbert & Sullivan performer Michael Beattie, who voiced him in ME2[[/note]]ME2.[[/note]]



'''Joker:''' Fortunately Shepard, you're what? Thirty percent cybernetic since Cerberus brought you back? That's probably enough for her. Just bear in mind, she's probably going to check to see whether your back lights up during sex. So... if there's reach-around action, it's... you know, because she's looking for some cybrog parts.\\

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'''Joker:''' Fortunately Shepard, you're what? Thirty percent cybernetic since Cerberus brought you back? That's probably enough for her. Just bear in mind, she's probably going to check to see whether your back lights up during sex. So... if there's reach-around action, it's... you know, because she's looking for some cybrog cyborg parts.\\
11th Jan '17 12:58:25 PM owlyoudoin
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** If you have Liara and Tali with you, Liara apologizes that Glyph isn't really programmed to handle this type of situation, and Tali snarks that ''her'' drone Titikka wouldn't have a problem.

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** If you have Liara and Tali with you, Liara apologizes that Glyph isn't really programmed to handle this type of situation, and Tali snarks that ''her'' drone Titikka Chitikka wouldn't have a problem.
9th Jan '17 12:56:52 AM Kinrah
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** A romanced Tali will wake up the next morning feeling ''really'' sick and be puzzled about having an omni-tattoo.

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** A After a rowdy party, a romanced Tali will wake up the next morning feeling ''really'' sick and be puzzled about having an omni-tattoo.omni-tattoo, which in the event is a {{Noodle Incident}}, as she only mentions getting the tattoo in the quiet party.
3rd Jan '17 8:55:55 PM AustKyzor
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** [[AscendedMeme I...]] [[TookALevelInBadass AM]] '''''[[CallBack A BIOTIC GOD!]]'''''
27th Dec '16 2:09:31 PM ImpudentInfidel
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** Doubly funny, if you talk him into it he dances ''exactly'' [[HypocriticalHumor like Shepard]]. EDI even mentions it, and he calls it a low blow.
27th Dec '16 1:49:54 PM ImpudentInfidel
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** Taking the Renegade route has him keep his rant about the game being rigged going even though Shepard beat it right in front of him.
19th Dec '16 5:06:30 PM dlchen145
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--> '''Zaeed''': What could be more important than Zaeed Massani not getting bested by some fucking kid's game?!

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--> '''Zaeed''': What could possibly be more important than Zaeed Massani not getting bested by some fucking kid's game?!
8th Dec '16 7:53:59 AM Vanguard1505
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** The best part is anyone who's explored both Normandy's enough times will agree with her.
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