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7th Feb '16 4:14:20 PM FF32
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--> '''[[TeamFortress Medic]]''': Alvays in need ov a new test subject!
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--> '''[[TeamFortress '''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Medic]]''': Alvays in need ov a new test subject!
25th Jan '16 3:13:33 PM superkeijikun
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** The excuses to get him out of C-SEC custody are pretty hilarious as well. Renegade, it's a cover-story that he's part of "Operation [=FireCobraClaw=]", while as a Paragon, it's making Grunt say he's sorry. Paragon almost sounds like a parent scolding their child, forcing Grunt to "apologise to the nice man for setting his car on fire." But nothing can top the end conversation.
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** The excuses to get him out of C-SEC custody are pretty hilarious as well. Renegade, it's a cover-story that he's part of "Operation [=FireCobraClaw=]", while as a Paragon, it's making Grunt say he's sorry. Paragon almost sounds like a parent scolding their child, forcing Grunt to "apologise child. --->'''Shepard''': Grunt, you apologize to the nice man for setting his car on fire." But nothing \\ '''Grunt''': Fine. I'm sorry for setting your car on fire...\\ '''Shepard''': (gives Grunt a look, as if telling him "Go on...")\\ '''Grunt''': ''...and I won't do it again.'' *** Nothing can top the end conversation.
24th Jan '16 6:34:12 PM RainbowPhoenix
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'''Wrex:''' Damn right. [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Nobody touches your stuff]].
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'''Wrex:''' Damn right. [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Nobody touches your stuff]].\\ '''EDI:''' I believe my sense of proprietary outrage trumps yours.
24th Jan '16 6:32:53 PM RainbowPhoenix
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'''Javik:''' On second thought, do not use your anger.
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'''Javik:''' On second thought, do not use your anger.\\ '''Kaidan:''' Priorities, Vega.\\ '''Garrus:''' See, normally you wouldn't [[DisproportionateRetribution get to shoot someone who messed with your weights]]. This is actually better.\\ '''Wrex:''' Damn right. [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike Nobody touches your stuff]].
16th Jan '16 1:54:59 AM Gunsahoy
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Updated 'Taco Cart Theorem' link with correct, updated link.
* Joker, Miranda, Jacob, Edi and Shepard discussing Cerberus formerly being IncompetenceInc, with Joker making several references to past Cerberus plots they requested Shepard's help with and always ending the Cerberus request for help with "...and it got loose and killed all our guys," also known as the [[Fanfic/GloriousShotgunPrincess Cerberus]] [[http://threepanelsoul.com/2012/02/27/on-threat-assessment/ Taco Cart]] Theorem in the Fanon.
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* Joker, Miranda, Jacob, Edi and Shepard discussing Cerberus formerly being IncompetenceInc, with Joker making several references to past Cerberus plots they requested Shepard's help with and always ending the Cerberus request for help with "...and it got loose and killed all our guys," also known as the [[Fanfic/GloriousShotgunPrincess Cerberus]] [[http://threepanelsoul.com/2012/02/27/on-threat-assessment/ [[http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/on-threat-assessment Taco Cart]] Theorem in the Fanon.
15th Jan '16 10:33:31 AM AnotherGuy
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* Get an unromanced [=Fem!Shep=] and Javik on good terms throughout Citadel; it will be possible to [[spoiler:have them [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNs3Exop1HE sleep together after the party]].]] Cue dejected [=Fem!Shep=] the morning after.
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* Get an unromanced [=Fem!Shep=] and Javik on good terms throughout Citadel; it will be possible to [[spoiler:have them [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNs3Exop1HE sleep together after the party]].]] Cue dejected [=Fem!Shep=] the morning after. Bonus points for the fact that instead of the usual romance music, you'll get Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony instead.
15th Jan '16 10:27:09 AM AnotherGuy
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** A romanced Tali will wake up the next morning feeling ''really'' sick and be puzzled about having an omni-tattoo.
22nd Dec '15 8:33:07 AM DuskBlaze
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*** The ''best'' part of that is how Shepard obviously looks away to come up with something. --->'''Shepard''': Operation... ''(Beat. Shepard looks to the side.)'' Fire... Cobra Claw. --->'''C-Sec Officer''': ''(Sarcastically) Operation FireCobraClaw? --->'''Shepard''': That's right.
15th Dec '15 6:27:05 PM CDevil
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** The lesson here? NEVER challenge the guy raised in a military meritocracy when it comes to achieving something with weapons.
8th Dec '15 10:38:29 AM erforce
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** One of the sequences is a hilarious ShoutOut to Film/LethalWeapon 1 and 2.
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** One of the sequences is a hilarious ShoutOut to Film/LethalWeapon 1 ''Film/LethalWeapon'' and 2.''Film/LethalWeapon2''.
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