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2nd Apr '16 5:42:36 PM raphlav18
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--> '''Wrex:''' ''[laughs]'' Garrus. I have to make friends with the one turian in the galaxy who thinks he's funny.\\
'''Garrus:''' Imagine how I feel. I'm supposed to hate krogan, but then [[SarcasmMode you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality]].\\

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--> '''Wrex:''' ''[laughs]'' Garrus.Garrus... I have to make friends with the one turian in the galaxy who thinks he's funny.\\
'''Garrus:''' Imagine how I feel. I'm supposed to hate krogan, but then [[SarcasmMode you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality]].\\
1st Apr '16 6:59:02 AM raphlav18
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** Joker also gets in a dig, commenting to Shepard how glad he is that Garrus is back on board to shoot things for them. "We might need something calibrated!"
** Even Garrus gets in on it, when he says, "Believe it or not, these guns still need calibrating."

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** Joker also gets in a dig, commenting to Shepard how glad he is that Garrus is back on board to shoot things for them. "We "Plus we might need something calibrated!"
** Even Garrus gets in on it, when he says, "Believe it or not, these guns this damn gun still need needs calibrating."



'''Wrex''': Urgh. Yeah.\\



---> '''Wrex:''' What's that?\\

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---> '''Wrex:''' What's Who's that?\\



'''Wrex''': ''[deadpan]'' Sometimes I'm not sure whether Normandy is a warship or a travelling freak show.

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'''Wrex''': ''[deadpan]'' Sometimes I'm not sure whether the Normandy is a warship or a travelling freak show.show. But as long as he can hold a gun...



---> '''Jack:''' Bite me, Garrus! Better yet, bite her - I bet that's how she likes it.

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---> '''Jack:''' Bite me, Garrus! Better yet, bite her - I bet that's probably how she likes it.



* Garrus comments on this during his citadel meeting.

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* Garrus comments on this during his citadel Citadel meeting.



---> '''Garrus:''' Excuse me, but - raise your hand if you haven't ''died'' before.\\

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---> '''Garrus:''' Excuse me, but - raise Raise your hand if you haven't ''died'' been ''killed'' before.\\



* After you've rescued the krogan's princess, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDuzzYGIDWU this]] happens.

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* After you've rescued the krogan's princess, krogan female, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDuzzYGIDWU this]] happens.



'''James''': Back on Felh Prime, I uncovered a pair of Harvesters. Had to kill 'em all by myself.\\

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'''James''': Back on Felh Fehl Prime, I uncovered a pair of Harvesters. Had to kill 'em all by myself.\\



'''James''': Nah, it was just us. Mostly me.

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'''James''': Nah, it was just us. Mostly But mostly me.



'''Shepard:''' It was fascinating. Mind-blowing. And I'm a little thirsty.\\

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'''Shepard:''' It was fascinating. Mind-blowing. And I'm also a little bit thirsty.\\



'''EDI:''' [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud ...Did I just vocalize that on the bridge?]]

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'''EDI:''' [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud ...Did I just vocalize that on the bridge?]]bridge?]]\\
'''Legion:''' You did. You have acquired the organic habit of asking questions to which you already know the answers.



--> '''Wrex''': Just like old times, Shepard - Me pulling your ass out of the fire.\\
'''Shepard''': Last time I checked, ''I'' was the one getting shot at.\\
'''Wrex''': And ''I'' gave you the moral support to dodge those bullets!

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--> '''Wrex''': Just like the old times, Shepard - Me days, Shepard, right down to me pulling your ass out of the fire.\\
'''Shepard''': Last time I checked, ''I'' was the one getting shot at.with bullets flying at me.\\
'''Wrex''': And ''I'' gave you the moral support to dodge those bullets!them!\\
'''Shepard''': Uh-huh.



'''Tali''': I got set ''on fire''!

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'''Tali''': I got set ''on ''set on fire''!
1st Apr '16 6:38:46 AM raphlav18
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'''Garrus:''' Imagine how I feel? I'm supposed to hate krogan, but then [[SarcasmMode you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality]].\\

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'''Garrus:''' Imagine how I feel? feel. I'm supposed to hate krogan, but then [[SarcasmMode you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality]].\\
1st Apr '16 6:38:12 AM raphlav18
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---> '''Aria:''' *deathly serious* He will pay for every ''second'' I've spent in this ''bureucratic hellhole''.

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---> '''Aria:''' *deathly serious* He will pay for every ''second'' I've spent in this ''bureucratic ''bureaucratic hellhole''.



--> '''Wrex:''' Damn it, out of all of the turians out there, I had to make friends with one who thinks he's funny.\\
'''Garrus:''' Well how do you think I feel? I'm supposed to hate you, but instead you [[SarcasmMode warmed my heart with your winning personality]].\\

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--> '''Wrex:''' Damn it, out of all of the turians out there, ''[laughs]'' Garrus. I had have to make friends with the one turian in the galaxy who thinks he's funny.\\
'''Garrus:''' Well Imagine how do you think I feel? I'm supposed to hate you, krogan, but instead you then [[SarcasmMode you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality]].\\
9th Mar '16 10:16:11 AM NutellaBird
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** If Garrus is in the elevator with any of the squad mates from the first game, he has a call-back to the old elevator cfonversations from it. Doubles as one for a conversation he and Tali had in the second game.

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** If Garrus is in the elevator with any of the squad mates from the first game, he has a call-back to the old elevator cfonversations conversations from it. Doubles as one for a conversation he and Tali had in the second game.
9th Mar '16 10:14:43 AM NutellaBird
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'''[[BewareTheNiceOnes Tali]]:''' Keela se'lai, Javik.\\

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'''[[BewareTheNiceOnes Tali]]:''' Keela Keelah se'lai, Javik.\\
14th Feb '16 1:38:00 AM no_name86
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--> '''Shepard:''' Watch it! There goes the next Shadow Broker.\\

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--> '''Shepard:''' Watch it! Careful! There goes the next Shadow Broker.\\
13th Feb '16 6:36:19 PM MegaTank
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*** It gets better. Even if you are playing with a [=FemShep=], [[WhatTheHellCastingAgency the stunt double is still a male]].

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*** It gets better. Even if you are playing with a [=FemShep=], [[WhatTheHellCastingAgency [[ObviousStuntDouble the stunt double is still a male]].
7th Feb '16 4:14:20 PM FF32
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--> '''[[TeamFortress Medic]]''': Alvays in need ov a new test subject!

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--> '''[[TeamFortress '''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Medic]]''': Alvays in need ov a new test subject!
25th Jan '16 3:13:33 PM superkeijikun
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** The excuses to get him out of C-SEC custody are pretty hilarious as well. Renegade, it's a cover-story that he's part of "Operation [=FireCobraClaw=]", while as a Paragon, it's making Grunt say he's sorry. Paragon almost sounds like a parent scolding their child, forcing Grunt to "apologise to the nice man for setting his car on fire." But nothing can top the end conversation.

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** The excuses to get him out of C-SEC custody are pretty hilarious as well. Renegade, it's a cover-story that he's part of "Operation [=FireCobraClaw=]", while as a Paragon, it's making Grunt say he's sorry. Paragon almost sounds like a parent scolding their child, forcing Grunt to "apologise child.
--->'''Shepard''': Grunt, you apologize
to the nice man for setting his car on fire." But nothing \\
'''Grunt''': Fine. I'm sorry for setting your car on fire...\\
'''Shepard''': (gives Grunt a look, as if telling him "Go on...")\\
'''Grunt''': ''...and I won't do it again.''
*** Nothing
can top the end conversation.
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