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1st Apr '18 3:50:42 PM nighttrainfm
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--->'''Vanguard''': You think anyone told them it leaves them sterile?

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--->'''Vanguard''': You think anyone anybody's told them it that doing that leaves them sterile?
21st Mar '18 5:35:35 PM NoxSky12599
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** The volus manager also gets a fairly squeaky BigNo if you hose down one of his display skycars with the machine gun Wrex/Vega hands you.

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** The volus manager also gets a fairly squeaky BigNo if you [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJQ3YY4Xw4M hose down one of his display skycars skycars]] with the machine gun Wrex/Vega hands you.
19th Mar '18 6:30:10 PM nombretomado
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* Grunt's ''[[TheHangover Hangover-esque]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjMuRJyLKIU story]] on how he got arrested by C-Sec. It involves his buddies trying to break him out of the hospital by helping him climb out of a window, which didn't go as planned (the flash-back depicts Grunt plummeting past a window screaming, while the hospital employees remain completely oblivious), then climbing the krogan statue, then stealing the [=C-Sec=] squadcar that arrived by hurling [[GargleBlaster a bottle of ryncol]] at it and hijacking it when it ''burst into flames'' ...and culminating with them being sprayed with riot-foam at a Noodle Bar, which didn't work very well on Grunt.

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* Grunt's ''[[TheHangover ''[[Film/TheHangover Hangover-esque]]'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjMuRJyLKIU story]] on how he got arrested by C-Sec. It involves his buddies trying to break him out of the hospital by helping him climb out of a window, which didn't go as planned (the flash-back depicts Grunt plummeting past a window screaming, while the hospital employees remain completely oblivious), then climbing the krogan statue, then stealing the [=C-Sec=] squadcar that arrived by hurling [[GargleBlaster a bottle of ryncol]] at it and hijacking it when it ''burst into flames'' ...and culminating with them being sprayed with riot-foam at a Noodle Bar, which didn't work very well on Grunt.
11th Mar '18 8:53:51 AM Scorntex
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* After the Grissom Academy mission, it's possible to learn just [[BlatantLies how utterly thrilled]] Garrus is to see Jack again:
-->'''Garrus:''' Life just isn't complete without one more visit from Jack. Still, at least she's gone from "completely insane" to "mostly crazy".
5th Mar '18 11:17:27 AM ScribeRetro
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** Look carefully at Shepard's expression as Wrex relays his troubles. At first you can see him trying not to smirk, before finally just grinning about it.
2nd Mar '18 4:25:28 AM SchorschX
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* Get an unromanced [=Fem!Shep=] and Javik on good terms throughout Citadel; it will be possible to [[spoiler:have them [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNs3Exop1HE sleep together after the party]].]] Cue dejected [=Fem!Shep=] the morning after. Bonus points for the fact that instead of the usual romance music, you'll get Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony instead.

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* Get an unromanced [=Fem!Shep=] and Javik on good terms throughout Citadel; it will be possible to [[spoiler:have them [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNs3Exop1HE sleep together after the party]].]] Cue dejected [=Fem!Shep=] the morning after. Bonus points for the fact that instead of the usual romance music, you'll get Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony "Morning Mood" from Edvard Grieg's "Peer Gynt" suite instead.
16th Feb '18 4:06:35 PM MinisterOfSinister
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--> '''Joker''': Stealth drive engaged. Only way they'll detect us is if [[Film/TheHuntForRedOctober you all start singing the Russian national anthem.]]

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--> '''Joker''': '''Joker:''' Stealth drive engaged. Only way they'll detect us is if [[Film/TheHuntForRedOctober you all start singing the Russian national anthem.]]]]
** This little tidbit during the mag-boot section.
-->'''Joker:''' Hey, take your time, Commander. We're fine until they, you know, look out a window.\\
'''Shepard:''' [[CallBack Geth don't use windows, remember? Structural weakness.]]\\
'''Joker:''' Like the geth are just sitting there saying, "Oh, those organics would never try the no-windows thing twice!"
6th Feb '18 4:37:29 PM BrandonJzKy5
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** The exchange is particularly humorous if you are romancing Tali, where she shows her [[Trope/Tsundere]] side:

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** The exchange is particularly humorous if you are romancing Tali, where she shows her [[Trope/Tsundere]] Tsundere side:
6th Feb '18 4:29:49 PM BrandonJzKy5
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--->'''Shepard:''' Kasumi, are you going through my drawers?\\
'''Kasumi:''' I go through everyone's drawers. Nice underwear, Shep!

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--->'''Shepard:''' Kasumi, are you You're going through my drawers?\\
'''Kasumi:'''
drawers?
--->'''Kasumi:'''
I go through everyone's drawers. Nice underwear, Shep!drawers.
--->'''Shepard:''' Can't you just mingle and have fun like a normal person?
--->'''Kasumi:''' Why would I want to do that? By the way, you have excellent taste in underwear.


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** The exchange is particularly humorous if you are romancing Tali, where she shows her [[Trope/Tsundere]] side:
-->'''Shepard''': [[SarcasmMode I'm fine by the way.]]
-->'''Tali''': [[DeadpanSnarker Glad to here it. Try not to destroy any more of my Childhood Memories.]]
31st Jan '18 11:58:53 PM RainbowPhoenix
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*** Even funnier is Shepard's delivery. [=FemShep=] sounds like Conrad is on her last nerve and she's seconds away from throttling him. [=MaleShe=] sounds like he has just resigned himself to Conrad's insanity.

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*** Even funnier is Shepard's delivery. [=FemShep=] sounds like Conrad is on her last nerve and she's seconds away from throttling him. [=MaleShe=] [=MaleShep=] just sounds like he has just resigned himself to Conrad's insanity.
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