History Funny / MassEffect3

19th Aug '16 8:29:10 PM nightelf37
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** Even though Shepard didn't win the award, Spike TV [[http://www.spike.com/video-clips/lin1bc/video-game-awards-character-of-the-year-acceptance-speech-commander-shepard posted]] their acceptance speech in their site. Watching both Shepards arguing on where to put the trophy is like sibling rivalry. What's even more hilarious is that the trophy is actually with Garrus.

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** Even though Shepard didn't win the award, Spike TV [[http://www.spike.com/video-clips/lin1bc/video-game-awards-character-of-the-year-acceptance-speech-commander-shepard [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dXj67VXjwU posted]] their acceptance speech in their site. Watching both Shepards arguing on where to put the trophy is like sibling rivalry. What's even more hilarious is that the trophy is actually with Garrus.
18th Aug '16 1:46:38 AM nightelf37
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'''Joker:''' You can't believe anything you find there. It's more reliable to ask a friendly asari.\\

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'''Joker:''' You can't believe anything everything you find there. It's more reliable to ask a friendly asari.\\
17th Aug '16 8:50:26 AM MrDeath
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** There's a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M1LGpqTNaI video]] showing the responses. The fans decided to try and come up with their own for former squadmates. As well as one detailing an apt response for Ash's comment...
--> Permission denied, Williams. HIS HEAD IS MINE.
** The other fanmade responses are equally funny.
--> '''[[RobotBuddy Legion]]''': This platform must cease functioning!
--> '''[[GentlemanThief Kasumi]]''': I wonder if he will notice me stealing his head?
--> '''[[AcePilot Joker]]''': How well is that little sword gonna stand up to MY SHIP?
--> '''[[YouKilledMyFather Kolyat]]''': [[ThePrincessBride Hello. My name is Kolyat Krios. You killed my father. Prepare to die.]]
--> '''[[HiveQueen Rachni Queen]]''': You only wail a sour, yellow, somewhat bitchy note.
--> '''[[EldritchAbomination Sovereign]]''': YOU WILL END BECAUSE I DEMAND IT!
--> '''[[AxCrazy Jack]]''': I'm going to shove that sword right up your ass, Ninja-boy!/ And I thought the Cheerleader was the Illusive Man's personal bitch!
--> '''[[SuperSoldier Grunt]]''': I'm hungry, you'll make a nice snack!/ This will be my favorite killed foe! Hehehe!
--> '''[[BloodKnight Wrex]]''': I've killed pyjaks more worthy than you.
--> '''Zaeed''': Quit blabbering and fight you goddamn ponce!
--> '''Miranda''': Still all talk, aren't you Leng? / You were always second rate, Leng!
--> '''Jacob''': Man, Cerberus must be slipping on their recruiting standards. / I will take that fancy sword as my priiiiize.
--> '''Garrus''': (alternate) I will recalibrate your damn skull!
--> '''Samara''': Yours is the only kill I will relish.
--> '''[[SandWorm Kalros]]''': [epic wail, followed by promptly eating Leng]
--> '''[[LoonyFan Conrad Verner]]''': That's it, I'm taking down your shrine!
--> '''[[DeadlyDoctor Mordin]]''': Overconfident, Reaper tech no replacement for skill./ Taunting irrelevant once dead!
--> '''[[VisionaryVillain The Illusive Man]]''': Leng, you're embarrassing me…
--> '''Vigil''': I cannot believe I worked to save ''this'' cycle…
--> '''[[CoolOldGuy Hackett]]''': All ships, take that monster down. And get him a haircut, for Christ's sake.
--> '''Mako VI''': [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Firing main cannon.]]
** The fans even made responses for characters from different kinds of fiction and franchises.
--> '''[[SuperMarioBros Mario]]''': LETTA GO, YOU BASTARD!
--> '''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Medic]]''': Alvays in need ov a new test subject!
--> '''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]''': FUEGO! PYROFUEGO! BURN, YOU BASTARD!
--> '''[[Series/GameOfThrones Jaime Lannister]]''': I'm going to cut you open from balls to brains, so I can see what you're made of
--> '''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]]''': WHY YOU LITTLE...!!!
--> '''[[StarWars Han Solo and Chewbacca]]''': Chewie, lets take this guy down! [Chewie Roars]
--> '''[[Franchise/{{Halo}} John-117]]''': Doesn't this guy know when to shut up?!
--> '''[[Franchise/{{Halo}} Thel 'Vadam (aka the Arbiter)]]''': This human makes Truth seem bearable.
17th Aug '16 7:49:38 AM nightelf37
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--> '''Zaeed''': Quit blabbering and fight you goddamn ponce!
--> '''Miranda''': Still all talk, aren't you Leng? / You were always second rate, Leng!
--> '''Jacob''': Man, Cerberus must be slipping on their recruiting standards. / I will take that fancy sword as my priiiiize.
--> '''Garrus''': (alternate) I will recalibrate your damn skull!
--> '''Samara''': Yours is the only kill I will relish.
17th Aug '16 7:39:59 AM nightelf37
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--> '''[[VisionaryVillain The Illusive Man]]''': Leng, you're embarrassing me…
--> '''Vigil''': I cannot believe I worked to save ''this'' cycle…
--> '''[[CoolOldGuy Hackett]]''': All ships, take that monster down. And get him a haircut, for Christ's sake.
--> '''Mako VI''': [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Firing main cannon.]]


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--> '''[[Franchise/{{Halo}} John-117]]''': Doesn't this guy know when to shut up?!
--> '''[[Franchise/{{Halo}} Thel 'Vadam (aka the Arbiter)]]''': This human makes Truth seem bearable.
11th Aug '16 10:24:31 PM CelPrevXXVI
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** The excuses to get him out of C-SEC custody are pretty hilarious as well. Renegade, it's a cover-story that he's part of "Operation [=FireCobraClaw=]", while as a Paragon, it's making Grunt say he's sorry. Paragon almost sounds like a parent scolding their child.

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** The excuses to get him out of C-SEC custody are pretty hilarious as well. Renegade, it's a cover-story that he's part of "Operation [=FireCobraClaw=]", while as a As Paragon, it's making he makes Grunt say he's sorry. Paragon almost sounds Which comes off as like a parent scolding their child.



** While as Renegade, he makes up something to pass off as a legit operation fro Grunt. The ''best'' part of that is how Shepard obviously looks away to come up with something.
--->'''Shepard''': Operation... ''(Beat. Shepard looks to the side.)'' Fire... Cobra Claw.
--->'''C-Sec Officer''': ''(Sarcastically) Operation FireCobraClaw?
--->'''Shepard''': That's right.



*** The ''best'' part of that is how Shepard obviously looks away to come up with something.
--->'''Shepard''': Operation... ''(Beat. Shepard looks to the side.)'' Fire... Cobra Claw.
--->'''C-Sec Officer''': ''(Sarcastically) Operation FireCobraClaw?
--->'''Shepard''': That's right.



--> I've got a blue wire here, a red one, an yellow one, and one that looks like vomit.



*** Also, how Zaeed described the wires:
--->'''Zaeed:''' I got a blue wire here, a red one, a yellow one, and one that looks like vomit.
--->'''Garrus:''' Describe the vomit one.
--->'''Zaeed:''' Purplish. Like after having a few bottles of ryncol.



** Not to mention the sight of a hanar ''dual wielding'' handguns. When can we get ''that'' as a multiplayer class, Bioware?

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** Not to mention the sight of a hanar ''dual wielding'' handguns. Moreso '''''[[HandCannon Carnifex Pistols]]'''''. When can we get ''that'' as a multiplayer class, Bioware?
23rd Jul '16 10:29:33 AM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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* "I've had enough of your tabloid journalism." '''[[RuleOfThree SHEPARD PAWNCH!]]''' Players get their Third Round with Al-Jilani. They get the option of once more punching her, except this time ''[[GenreSavvy she dodges the punch]]'', and after doing a battle pose, tries to hit back. Shepard's response? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bafyItlWVvs Headbutt her]]. Krogan style. Enjoy.

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* "I've had enough of your tabloid journalism." '''[[RuleOfThree SHEPARD PAWNCH!]]''' Players get their Third Round with Al-Jilani. They get the option of once more punching her, except this time ''[[GenreSavvy she ''she dodges the punch]]'', punch'', and after doing a battle pose, tries to hit back. Shepard's response? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bafyItlWVvs Headbutt her]]. Krogan style. Enjoy.



'''Shepard:''' [[GenreSavvy I've just learned you have to ask about these things.]]

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'''Shepard:''' [[GenreSavvy I've just learned you have to ask about these things.]]
10th Jul '16 6:13:51 PM Dirtyblue929
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--> '''Al-Jilani''': Hah! You want some?!?\\

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--> '''Al-Jilani''': Hah! You want some?!?\\some?!? [=/=] [[OldSaveBonus Not this time, you military grunt!]]\\
10th Jul '16 11:23:28 AM nombretomado
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* And with the Extended Cut, BioWare apparently took note of the fact that many players fired a round or two at [[spoiler: the Star Child, because if you do that now, he'll simply shut the Catalyst/Crucible down, and it segues directly into the "Reject" ending, where the cycle continues as planned]].

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* And with the Extended Cut, BioWare Creator/BioWare apparently took note of the fact that many players fired a round or two at [[spoiler: the Star Child, because if you do that now, he'll simply shut the Catalyst/Crucible down, and it segues directly into the "Reject" ending, where the cycle continues as planned]].



* Some hilarious trolling done by BioWare during your [[spoiler:first opportunity to tell the krogan about the genophage sabotage on Tuchanka.]] The tension has been building throughout the entire ship ride, leaders from both races are on board, you're given an ominous-looking dialogue wheel, [[spoiler: and before you can make your choice Shepard gets interrupted by a sudden bout of turbulence.]] Many players spent entire minutes ''agonizing'' over their decision before bursting out laughing at the result. [[spoiler: You get the chance to make your choice properly later on.]]

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* Some hilarious trolling done by BioWare Creator/BioWare during your [[spoiler:first opportunity to tell the krogan about the genophage sabotage on Tuchanka.]] The tension has been building throughout the entire ship ride, leaders from both races are on board, you're given an ominous-looking dialogue wheel, [[spoiler: and before you can make your choice Shepard gets interrupted by a sudden bout of turbulence.]] Many players spent entire minutes ''agonizing'' over their decision before bursting out laughing at the result. [[spoiler: You get the chance to make your choice properly later on.]]



** Also doubles as a call-back to another game of BioWare's: Baldur's Gate 2 had Basilisk enemies that can and did one-shot you, and were similarly called overpowered.

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** Also doubles as a call-back to another game of BioWare's: [=BioWare=]'s: Baldur's Gate 2 had Basilisk enemies that can and did one-shot you, and were similarly called overpowered.
9th Jul '16 6:34:56 PM StClair
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--> '''Garrus''': Did we, uh, break anything last night? I don't suppose you need anything around here... ''calibrated''? Yeah, okay, maybe I should stop saying that word, but ''only'' if Liara stops saying ''[in a faux high-pitched voice]'' "By the goddess."

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--> '''Garrus''': Did we, uh, break anything last night? I don't suppose you need anything around here... ''calibrated''? Yeah, okay, maybe I should stop saying that word, but ''only'' if Liara stops saying ''[in a faux high-pitched voice]'' ''[falsetto]'' "By the goddess."
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