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23rd May '17 3:37:13 AM Blackie62
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* On the Normandy Vega tries to flirt with Ashley and is actually doing a decent job until he take's a bet on her race and assumes she speaks Spanish. It all falls apart as Ashley has to stop and ask what he's saying. His line is Spanish is even kind of great, something along the lines of "I don't have the brakes for those curves."
21st May '17 3:42:58 PM nombretomado
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** "[[WaynesWorld THIS ONE IS UNWORTHY!]]"

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** "[[WaynesWorld "[[Film/WaynesWorld THIS ONE IS UNWORTHY!]]"
1st May '17 1:26:08 PM Jackleton
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'''Shepard:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke You're already lying down.]]\\
'''Ashley:''' [[MomentKiller Romantic moment...destroyed.]]\\

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'''Shepard:''' -->'''Shepard:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke You're already lying down.]]\\
'''Ashley:''' -->'''Ashley:''' [[MomentKiller Romantic moment...destroyed.]]\\]]\\
19th Apr '17 7:09:37 AM NoxSky12599
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* The [[http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Alliance_News_Network/Profiles_in_Courage "Profiles in Courage"]] Twitter broadcast, following the exploits of a human N7 engineer, vorcha soldier, turian vanguard, and geth infiltrator on shore leave at the Citadel. The four of them together cause more chaos and damage than a Reaper attack.
--> '''Geth Infiltrator1025:''' @de_mel_isher This unit is nongendered and requests that you monitor your privilege. #Citadel

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* The [[http://masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Alliance_News_Network/Profiles_in_Courage "Profiles in Courage"]] Twitter broadcast, following the exploits of a human N7 engineer, engineer[[note]]"Infiltrator Tits" Mel[[/note]], vorcha soldier, turian vanguard, and geth infiltrator on shore leave at the Citadel. The four of them together cause more chaos and damage than a Reaper attack.
--> '''Geth Infiltrator1025:''' [=Infiltrator1025=]''': @de_mel_isher This unit is nongendered and requests that you monitor your privilege. #Citadelprivilege.\\
--\\
'''Snarfles''': ME GO HELP!\\
'''Geth [=Infiltrator1025=]''': Alert: Combat arena schematics suggest that an electrical barrier surrounds the field of play.\\
'''De-MEL-Isher''': [=@ThisUnit1025=] Yyyyyyyep, sure does. It's okay, he's a vorcha. He'll be fine once he's no longer on fire.\\
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'''De-MEL-Isher''': [=@ThisUnit1025=] So wait, I'm going to get sick from the ryncol, and THOSE TWO get laid? Who am I supposed to shack up with, 1024, you?\\
'''Geth [=Infiltrator1025=]''': @De_Mel_isher This unit's number is 1025. And we are currently in a committed relationship with your grenade pylon.
18th Apr '17 2:03:05 PM Jaffacakelover
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*** Before the option to punch Al-Jilani comes up, she makes a remark about how Shepard "abandoned Earth". After the double hit, Shepard sees the camera is still rolling and says "You're mad, I get that, but I'm here to get help from Earth, not answer your questions". S/he's actually playing to the crowd.

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*** Before the option to punch Al-Jilani comes up, she makes a remark about how Shepard "abandoned Earth". After the double hit, Shepard sees the camera is still rolling and says "You're mad, I get that, but I'm here to get help from for Earth, not answer your questions". S/he's actually playing to the crowd.
17th Apr '17 8:55:12 AM NoxSky12599
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-->(''At top of her voice'') [[HollywoodToneDeaf Let the moon shine its light on two lovers with its raaaaaaays...]]

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-->(''At -->'''Tali''': ''(At the top of her voice'') voice)'' [[HollywoodToneDeaf Let the moon shine its light on two lovers with its raaaaaaays...]]



--> Paragon!Shepard: [[StealthInsult I had no idea you were so into this.]]

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--> Paragon!Shepard: -->'''Paragon!Shepard''': ..........[[StealthInsult I had no idea you were so into this.]]



-->'''Shepard:''' Huh. I guess you've always had a thing for exotic alien men.
-->'''Tali:''' [[CovertPervert I don't hear]] ''[[CovertPervert you]]'' [[CovertPervert complaining.]]

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-->'''Shepard:''' Huh. I guess you've always had a thing for exotic alien men.
-->'''Tali:'''
men.\\
'''Tali:'''
[[CovertPervert I don't hear]] ''[[CovertPervert you]]'' [[CovertPervert complaining.]]
17th Apr '17 3:05:05 AM Jaffacakelover
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** The icing on top of the cake happens when you talk with her the next morning. At first she seems mildly embarrassed, but talking to her further strongly implies that ''she had sex with EDI!''

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** The icing on top of the cake happens when you talk with her the next morning. At first she seems mildly embarrassed, but talking to her further strongly implies that ''she had sex with EDI!''EDI!''[[labelnote:YMMV]]Can still be taken as simple embarassment and/or avoidance over admitting her feelings to EDI.[[/labelnote]]



** Gets more hilarious when if [=FemShep=] romances Traynor, as Joker will extend the {{Robosexual}} conversation:

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** Gets more hilarious when if [=FemShep=] romances Traynor, as Joker will extend the {{Robosexual}} conversation:
17th Apr '17 3:00:27 AM Jaffacakelover
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** Occasionally, the bow-tie ''spins''.



** Gets more hilarious when [=FemShep=] meets up with a romanced Traynor and Joker:

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** Gets more hilarious when if [=FemShep=] meets up with a romanced Traynor and Joker:romances Traynor, as Joker will extend the {{Robosexual}} conversation:



'''Joker:''' Fortunately Shepard, you're what? Thirty percent cybernetic since Cerberus brought you back? That's probably enough for her. Just bear in mind, she's probably going to check to see whether your back lights up during sex. So... if there's reach-around action, it's... you know, because she's looking for some cyborg parts.\\

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'''Joker:''' Fortunately Shepard, you're what? Thirty percent cybernetic since Cerberus brought you back? That's probably enough for her. Just bear in mind, she's probably going to check to see whether [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 your back lights up during sex.sex]]. So... if there's reach-around action, it's... you know, because she's looking for some cyborg parts.\\



'''Traynor:''' Is it a full thirty percent? Hmmn...\\

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'''Traynor:''' '''Traynor [Intrigued]:''' Is it a full thirty percent? Hmmn...\\



* If [=FemShep=] romances Traynor, Joker will extend the {{Robosexual}} conversation leading to Traynor becoming intrigued when he estimates that Shepard might be about 30% synthetic now. [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 There's also him asking whether Shepard's back and spine light up during sex.]]
* If If one listens closely to the background chatter during the party you can hear your friends spout some pretty amusing lines as they all get totally wasted. Special mention goes to Garrus just for how absolutely hammered he sounds.

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* If [=FemShep=] romances Traynor, Joker will extend the {{Robosexual}} conversation leading to Traynor becoming intrigued when he estimates that Shepard might be about 30% synthetic now. [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 There's also him asking whether Shepard's back and spine light up during sex.]]
* If
If one listens closely to the background chatter during the party you can hear your friends spout some pretty amusing lines as they all get totally wasted. Special mention goes to Garrus just for how absolutely hammered he sounds.
11th Apr '17 1:07:57 PM USABobcat
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* A blink-and-you'll-miss-it CMOF: when you're exploring the mining facility and talking to the workers, you can ask the two closest to the entrance if they're not a little afraid of the reapers. They don't say anything, but one of them makes a certain gesture now famous among Mass Effect fans... [[spoiler:"Ah, Reapers..."]]

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* A blink-and-you'll-miss-it CMOF: when you're exploring the mining facility and talking to the workers, you can ask the two closest to the entrance if they're not a little afraid of the reapers. They don't say anything, but one of them makes a certain gesture now famous among Mass Effect fans... [[spoiler:"Ah, Reapers...[[spoiler:"Ah yes, 'Reapers'..."]]
27th Mar '17 10:29:17 AM Trogdor7620
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* Shepard's reaction to the TowersOfHanoi game available in the Castle Arcade. Want to play? [[labelnote:Explanation]]Bioware have used the Towers of Hanoi puzzle in most of their games, such as In the original ''VideoGame/MassEffect'', a puzzle necessary to proceed took the form of a Towers of Hanoi puzzle. Most players didn't care for it and skipped it if they could.[[/labelnote]]

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* Shepard's reaction to the TowersOfHanoi game available in the Castle Arcade. Want to play? [[labelnote:Explanation]]Bioware have used the Towers of Hanoi puzzle in most of their games, such as In ''VideoGame/StarWarsKnightsOfTheOldRepublic'', ''VideoGame/JadeEmpire'', the original ''VideoGame/MassEffect'', and ''VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic''. For example, in the original ''VideoGame/MassEffect'', a puzzle necessary to proceed took the form of a Towers of Hanoi puzzle. Most players didn't care for it and skipped it if they could.[[/labelnote]]



'''Ashley:''' No fair showing off while we're stuck on a ladder. I want a do-over!

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'''Ashley:''' No fair showing off while we're stuck on a ladder. I want a do-over!do-over!\\
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