History Funny / MassEffect1

14th Jun '17 10:00:06 PM nombretomado
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--->'''Shepard:''' Why not? We've got [[Series/{{V}} oceans]], [[MarsNeedsWomen beautiful women]], [[WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove this emotion called love]]. According to the old vids, we have everything they want.

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--->'''Shepard:''' Why not? We've got [[Series/{{V}} [[{{Series/V 1983}} oceans]], [[MarsNeedsWomen beautiful women]], [[WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove this emotion called love]]. According to the old vids, we have everything they want.
16th Mar '17 3:43:51 AM Viira
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* Anderson's answer to Lockdown's problem, if you suggest or allow him to hack into Udina's terminal.

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* Anderson's answer to Lockdown's the lockdown problem, if you suggest or allow him to hack into Udina's terminal.



-->''later...''

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-->''later...''-->''(later...)''



-->'''Captain Anderson:''' *TalkToTheFist*

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-->'''Captain Anderson:''' *TalkToTheFist*''([[TalkToTheFist Punches him out]])''
16th Feb '17 2:07:57 PM allwarden47
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--->'''Tali''': Don't press [[BigRedButton big red buttons]]. Even funnier considering ''[[FridgeBrilliance quarians can't see red]].''

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--->'''Tali''': Don't press [[BigRedButton big red buttons]]. [[labelnote:Explanation]] Even funnier considering ''[[FridgeBrilliance quarians can't see red]].''''[[/labelnote]]
16th Feb '17 2:00:54 PM allwarden47
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--->'''Tali''': Don't press [[BigRedButton big red buttons]].

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--->'''Tali''': Don't press [[BigRedButton big red buttons]]. Even funnier considering ''[[FridgeBrilliance quarians can't see red]].''
11th Jan '17 5:26:02 AM Gorank
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---->I can see why this place is so popular. It's got quite the... view.

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---->I --->I can see why this place is so popular. It's got quite the... view.



----> "Hey, LT, put your tongue back in your mouth before you trip on it."

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----> ---> "Hey, LT, put your tongue back in your mouth before you trip on it."
2nd Dec '16 1:44:06 PM throwaawy
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* Anderson's answer to Lockdown's problem, if you suggest or allow him to hack into Udina's terminal.
-->'''Captain Anderson:''' Hopefully he won't be in his office. If he is... I'll think of something...
-->''later...''
-->'''Ambassador Udina:''' Anderson? What are you doing here?
-->'''Captain Anderson:''' *TalkToTheFist*
26th Sep '16 10:58:34 AM HumanTorch2
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* When playing as an [[SquishyWizard Adept]], use the Lift power to fling a charging krogan into the air. It turns out that the game incorporated Newton's first law into the game, and the krogan will float up while still moving forward, drifting over Shepard's head while flailing uselessly. The kicker? The path of the krogan's drift can end up taking him over a railing.

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* When playing as an [[SquishyWizard Adept]], use the Lift power to fling a charging krogan into the air. It turns out that the game Creator/{{Bioware}} incorporated Newton's first law into the game, and the krogan will float up while still moving forward, drifting over Shepard's head while flailing uselessly. The kicker? The path of the krogan's drift can end up taking him over a railing.
22nd Jul '16 7:44:01 PM jormis29
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* If you didn't get the codes to start the Neutron Purge, interracting with Mira the VI will net you thr option to "Mumble something" which leads to Shepard mumbling "Sic Semper Tyran- *ahem*", [[labelnote:Explanation]]"Sic semper tyrannis", latin for "Thus always to tyrants." It was a phrase spoken by Brutus during Julius Caesar's assasination and John Wilkes Booth during his assassination of Abraham Lincoln.[[/labelnote]] in a shout out to ''[[Franchise/EvilDead Army of Darkness]]'''s "Klaatu...Barada...*mumble*" The VI will [[{{Beat}} take a slight pause]] before denying access.

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* If you didn't get the codes to start the Neutron Purge, interracting with Mira the VI will net you thr option to "Mumble something" which leads to Shepard mumbling "Sic Semper Tyran- *ahem*", [[labelnote:Explanation]]"Sic semper tyrannis", latin for "Thus always to tyrants." It was a phrase spoken by Brutus during Julius Caesar's assasination and John Wilkes Booth during his assassination of Abraham Lincoln.[[/labelnote]] in a shout out to ''[[Franchise/EvilDead Army of Darkness]]'''s "Klaatu..."[[KlaatuBaradaNikto Klaatu...Barada...*mumble*" *mumble*]]" The VI will [[{{Beat}} take a slight pause]] before denying access.
25th Jun '16 8:07:55 PM DKN117
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* Take Garrus with you when you turn in the [[spoiler:Asari Diplomacy]] Assignment.

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* Take Garrus or Kaidan with you when you turn in the [[spoiler:Asari Diplomacy]] Assignment.



-->'''Garrus:''' "[[CaptainObvious Obviously.]]"

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-->'''Garrus:''' -->'''Garrus[=/=]Kaidan:''' "[[CaptainObvious Obviously.]]"
22nd Jun '16 7:42:49 AM longWriter
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** And of course, it's in response to this: "It looks like you're trying to restore this facility. Would you like help?", referencing the [[StopHelpingMe infamous]] Clippy from older versions of Microsoft Office.

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** And of course, it's in response to this: "It looks like you're trying to restore this facility. Would you like help?", referencing the [[StopHelpingMe [[UnwantedAssistance infamous]] Clippy from older versions of Microsoft Office.
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