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30th Jan '16 6:03:44 PM SithkingZero
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** Though given what Shepard faces on the mission, including mind-controlling plants, eldritch techno-gods, armies of robots, a potential BugWar, and ''actual'' zombies, s/he might actually require clarification on that one.
25th Nov '15 2:35:24 PM MightyKombat
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* One of the final scenes in the game, just before Shepard has to choose whether or not to save the Council and their squadmates debate saving them or not, has a [[GoodBadBug funny little glitch]] in which one squadmate fails to spawn, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ablRsfNXoJc leading to the remaining squadmate]] developing a split personality and aruging with ''themselves'' over saving the Council or not.

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* One of the final scenes in the game, just before Shepard has to choose whether or not to save the Council and their squadmates debate saving them or not, has a [[GoodBadBug funny little glitch]] in which one squadmate fails to spawn, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ablRsfNXoJc leading to the remaining squadmate]] developing a split personality and aruging arguing with ''themselves'' over saving the Council or not.
25th Nov '15 2:34:59 PM MightyKombat
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'''Ochren:''' [[SarcasmMode No--our operatives train in a simulator by killing real,]] ''[[SarcasmMode actual]]'' [[SarcasmMode people.]]

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'''Ochren:''' [[SarcasmMode [[AskAStupidQuestion No--our operatives train train]] [[SarcasmMode in a simulator by killing real,]] ''[[SarcasmMode actual]]'' [[SarcasmMode people.]]



-->'''Garrus:''' "[[CaptainObvious Obviously.]]"

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-->'''Garrus:''' "[[CaptainObvious Obviously.]]"]]"
* One of the final scenes in the game, just before Shepard has to choose whether or not to save the Council and their squadmates debate saving them or not, has a [[GoodBadBug funny little glitch]] in which one squadmate fails to spawn, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ablRsfNXoJc leading to the remaining squadmate]] developing a split personality and aruging with ''themselves'' over saving the Council or not.
25th Nov '15 2:30:00 PM MightyKombat
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** And then there's the conversation with Lorik Qui'in, hilarious no matter who you bring with you: Kaidan's [[CovertPervert remark]] about asari and extranet fetish sites, Ashley's ironic TakeThat against the video game industry, Qui'in calmly asking Shepard to try not to get blood on his office carpets, and Wrex telling Qui'in that if the Executive Board doesn't support him, "you should eat them."

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** And then there's the conversation with Lorik Qui'in, hilarious no matter who you bring with you: Kaidan's [[CovertPervert remark]] about asari and extranet fetish sites, Ashley's ironic TakeThat against the video game industry, Qui'in calmly asking Shepard to try not to get blood on his office carpets, and Wrex telling Qui'in that if the Executive Board doesn't support him, "you then they're fools and "You (Qui'in) should eat them."




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* Encountering the one imprisoned (and obviously indoctrinated) salarian in the holding cells, then refusing to let him out leads to him going mad and shreiking "LET ME OUT!" at the top of his salarian lungs before running at the cell door...and slamming ineffectually into it.
27th Oct '15 7:10:52 PM SuperTulle
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**Simon Atwells first action upon seeing you is ''shooting you in the chest''! Shepard however, immediately sees he's no threat, so s/he just watches the bullet bounce of the kinetic barriers with an amused look on his/her face.
12th May '15 6:57:34 AM demonfiren
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* [[BizarreAlienBiology Krogan Testicles]].

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* [[BizarreAlienBiology [[ExoticEquipment Krogan Testicles]].
12th May '15 6:51:06 AM demonfiren
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* If you didn't get the codes to start the Neutron Purge, interracting with Mira the VI will net you thr option to "Mumble something" which leads to Shepard mumbling "Sic Semper Tyran- *ahem*", [[labelnote:Explanation]]"Sic semper tyranus", latin for "Thus always to tyrants." It was a phrase spoken by Brutus during Julius Caesar's assasination and John Wilkes Booth during his assassination of Abraham Lincoln.[[/labelnote]] in a shout out to ''[[Franchise/EvilDead Army of Darkness]]'''s "Klaatu...Barada...*mumble*" The VI will [[{{Beat}} take a slight pause]] before denying access.

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* If you didn't get the codes to start the Neutron Purge, interracting with Mira the VI will net you thr option to "Mumble something" which leads to Shepard mumbling "Sic Semper Tyran- *ahem*", [[labelnote:Explanation]]"Sic semper tyranus", tyrannis", latin for "Thus always to tyrants." It was a phrase spoken by Brutus during Julius Caesar's assasination and John Wilkes Booth during his assassination of Abraham Lincoln.[[/labelnote]] in a shout out to ''[[Franchise/EvilDead Army of Darkness]]'''s "Klaatu...Barada...*mumble*" The VI will [[{{Beat}} take a slight pause]] before denying access.
12th May '15 6:27:33 AM demonfiren
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!Renegade Shepherd

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!Renegade ShepherdShepard



-->'''Renegade!Shephard:''' *{{Beat}}* We don't have time to deal with this idiot. CHARGE.

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-->'''Renegade!Shephard:''' -->'''Renegade!Shepard:''' *{{Beat}}* We don't have time to deal with this idiot. CHARGE.
10th Apr '15 8:11:28 AM MightyKombat
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* If you didn't get the codes to start the Neutron Purge, one of Shepard's lines is "Sic Semper *cough*", in a shout out to ''[[Franchise/EvilDead Army of Darkness]]'''s "Klaatu...Barada...*mumble*" The VI will [[{{Beat}} take a slight pause]] before denying access.

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* If you didn't get the codes to start the Neutron Purge, one of Shepard's lines is interracting with Mira the VI will net you thr option to "Mumble something" which leads to Shepard mumbling "Sic Semper *cough*", Tyran- *ahem*", [[labelnote:Explanation]]"Sic semper tyranus", latin for "Thus always to tyrants." It was a phrase spoken by Brutus during Julius Caesar's assasination and John Wilkes Booth during his assassination of Abraham Lincoln.[[/labelnote]] in a shout out to ''[[Franchise/EvilDead Army of Darkness]]'''s "Klaatu...Barada...*mumble*" The VI will [[{{Beat}} take a slight pause]] before denying access.
3rd Mar '15 7:41:33 AM babyhenchy1
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* This can occur right after a relationship is begun between Shepard and Liara.
-->'''Liara:''' We have almost nothing in common.\\
'''Shepard:''' Saren wants us both dead. There's something.\\
'''Liara:''' That is not the most romantic way of looking at it.
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