History Funny / Martin

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* After returning to an angry Gina, Martin spins a lie about how Cole was supposed to leave his gift for Gina in Gina's apartment, and he mentions how he punched Cole's ass before coming to Gina's apartment.

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* After returning to an angry Gina, Martin spins a lie about how Cole was supposed to leave his gift for Gina in Gina's apartment, and he mentions how he punched Cole's ass Cole before coming to Gina's apartment.
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* Reverend Leon Lonnie Love [[TearsOfRemorse tearfully]] confessing his misdeeds to his congregation. It's funnier than it sounds.

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* Reverend Leon Lonnie Love [[TearsOfRemorse tearfully]] confessing his misdeeds to his congregation. It's funnier than it sounds.



** In Gina's account, she dates a rich snob until she sees Martin who, in her fantasy, is a [[BlackAndNerdy stereotypical nerd]]. She even goes over and acts like she's trying to coax a shy pet out of hiding.

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** In Gina's account, she dates a rich snob until she sees Martin who, in her fantasy, who is characterized as a [[BlackAndNerdy stereotypical nerd]]. She even goes over and acts like she's trying to coax a shy pet out of hiding.hiding.
*** Martin then remarks "You fell for me because I was a punk?"



* Gina's disastrous makeover, which includes getting an avocado mask (resulting in an allergic reaction) and receiving an injection of novocaine which causes her to drool, much to Martin's disgust.

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* Gina's disastrous makeover, which includes getting an avocado mask (resulting in an allergic reaction) and receiving an injection of novocaine Novocaine which causes her to drool, much to Martin's disgust.



* Pam agrees to be Cole's date to the class reunion, but she quickly gets fed up, splashes a drink in his face, and storms off.
* Gina, still suffering the effects of her avocado allergy and/or novocaine injection, giving (or, more specifically, ''[[{{Angrish}} mumbling]]'') the other class reunion guests a ReasonYouSuckSpeech for disrespecting Martin.

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* Pam agrees to be Cole's date to the class reunion, but she quickly gets fed up, [[FoodSlap splashes a drink in his face, face]], and storms off.
* Gina, still suffering the effects of her avocado allergy and/or novocaine Novocaine injection, giving (or, more specifically, ''[[{{Angrish}} mumbling]]'') the other class reunion guests a ReasonYouSuckSpeech for disrespecting Martin.
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* Three of Gina's co-workers silently leaving Gina's office after listening to Martin bombastically assert he's the dominant one in his relationship.

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* Three of Gina's co-workers silently leaving Gina's office after listening to Martin bombastically assert over the radio that he's the dominant one in his relationship.



* Gina demands that she and Martin speak in private, but Martin refuses, so Gina divulges to everyone present that [[ManlyTears he cried]] during ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', causing Martin to ask if he can speak her in private.
* During their argument, Martin tells Gina to get out, but when Gina starts to leave, he jumps up and starts begging her to come back.

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* Gina demands that she and Martin speak in private, but Martin refuses, so Gina divulges to everyone else present that [[ManlyTears he cried]] during ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', causing Martin to ask if he can speak her in private.
* During their argument, Martin tells Gina to get out, {{get out}}, but when Gina starts to leave, he jumps up from the bed and starts begging her to come back.



* When Martin insists upon Gina pushing him out her window, Gina warns him to not tempt her.

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* When Martin insists upon that Gina pushing push him out her window, Gina warns him to not tempt her.



** Pam then steps up and tells Martin that Gina was going to tell him about her pay raise, then mockingly assures him it'll happen for him and tells him to "Keep hope alive, my brother" with a raised fist. Cue Martin telling Pam, Tommy, and Cole to {{get out}} of his apartment.

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** Pam then steps up and tells Martin that Gina was going to tell him about her pay raise, then mockingly assures him it'll happen for him and tells him to "Keep hope alive, my brother" with a raised fist. Cue Martin telling Pam, Tommy, and Cole to {{get out}} of his apartment.apartment ("Keep hope out of my house!").



* Martin watching a monster movie and commenting that people who look back at the monster always die.

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* Martin watching a monster movie and commenting that people who look back at the attacking monster always die.



* Creator/MartinLawrence as Bob the White Guy (who was mentioned in the pilot) at Gina's party.

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* Creator/MartinLawrence as Bob the White Guy (who was first mentioned in the pilot) at Gina's party.



* The King Beef movie Cole watches, which shows King Beef, playing some kind of scientist and speaking in a funny accent, saying they must flee to America, but first he must dance, which he proceeds to do as his women cheer him on.

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* The King Beef movie Cole watches, which shows King Beef, playing some kind of scientist and speaking in with a funny accent, saying they must flee to America, but first he must dance, which he proceeds to do as his women cheer him on.



* The minor RunningGag of Officer Warren (played by Creator/RichardMoll) hitting his head on the door frame of Martin's apartment. The second time it happens, he complains, "Damn Japanese architects."
* Martin is making a list of things that were stolen from his apartment, and he tries to add things he ''didn't'' own (like a big-screen TV).

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* The minor RunningGag of Officer Warren (played by Creator/RichardMoll) hitting his head on the door frame of Martin's apartment. The second third time it happens, he complains, "Damn Japanese architects."
* After he and Gina walk Mrs. Porter back to her apartment, Martin is making asks Gina "Did you see what {{Jesus}} wrote in her yearbook?"
* When Martin and Gina enter the former's apartment and find it empty, they step back out and check the apartment number on the door before going back inside, at which point Martin goes "[[OhCrap Damn!]]"
* While Martin makes
a list of things that were stolen from his apartment, and he tries to add things he ''didn't'' own (like own, like a big-screen TV).TV.



* Officer Warren mocking Martin's suggestion to act tough when faced with burglars.

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* Officer Warren mocking Martin's earlier suggestion to act tough when faced with burglars.



* Martin going berserk on a dummy while demonstrating to Gina, Tommy, and Cole how to fight a burglar.
* When the robber enters the apartment while the lights are out, the gang is then heard fighting. When the lights come back on, we see that Martin is fighting the dummy (again), Tommy is manhandling Cole, and Gina has the robber in a choke-hold.



* when the mouse ends up in Cole's jean pocket, Cole starts whining and Martin tells him to be a man, then [[LiteralAsskicking kicks him in the ass]] to try and kill the mouse.

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* when When the mouse ends up in Cole's jean pocket, Cole starts whining and Martin tells him to be a man, then [[LiteralAsskicking kicks him in the ass]] to try and kill the mouse.




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* When Cole tells him "I'll see you in Hell," Martin fires back with "Yeah, and you'll be the only one down there still livin' with your mother!"
* In order to repair his friendships, Martin goes on the radio and reveals that, before he met Gina, [[spoiler:he tried to sleep with Sheneneh]].
** The episode ends with [[spoiler:Sheneneh bursting into Martin's apartment and telling him to "Come on home," much to Martin's horrified shock]].




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* Martin, acting as Santa Claus, gives Arthur the name "Water-Head."
* After Cole finally arrives, all the kids turn on Martin and attack him.


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** During their second fight, when Gina finds the picture, Martin says he wanted to see what their daughter might look like.


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* After Trey and his friend ask to speak with Tommy out in the hallway and Tommy leaves, Cole remarks he has a sudden urge to rent ''Film/HoneyIShrunkTheKids''.


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* After one of the little people hits Tommy with his nun-chunks, Tommy angrily grabs the nun-chunks and throws them down the alley.
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* Cole mistaking the word "concubine" or "porcupine."

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* Cole mistaking the word "concubine" or for "porcupine."



* Tommy pointing out Martin's [[TheMiser stinginess]] by saying that Martin buys a Christmas card, makes a photocopy of it, and sends the original back for a refund.

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* Tommy pointing out Martin's [[TheMiser stinginess]] stinginess by saying that Martin buys a Christmas card, makes a photocopy of it, and sends the original back for a refund.
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* Tommy pointing out Martin's stinginess by saying that Martin buys a Christmas card, makes a photocopy of it, and sends the original back for a refund.

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* Tommy pointing out Martin's stinginess [[TheMiser stinginess]] by saying that Martin buys a Christmas card, makes a photocopy of it, and sends the original back for a refund.



** Martin pranks Tommy by placing a rubber mouse by his feet. When Tommy sees the mouse, he hollers and jumps onto the couch.

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** Martin pranks Tommy by placing a rubber fake mouse by his feet. When Tommy sees the mouse, he hollers and jumps onto the couch.



* The other detectives laughing at Martin after he admits he helped the robber rob his apartment. Martin then asks them "Shouldn't you be out lookin' for the other glove?" (referring O.J. Simpson).

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* The other detectives laughing at Martin after he admits he helped the robber rob his apartment. Martin then asks them "Shouldn't you be out lookin' for the other glove?" (referring to O.J. Simpson).



* When Martin calls the gang to check in on them, he orders Cole to get out of his refrigerator.



* After Cole gives his testimony, Ronnie Cochran out-manuevers him by getting him to admit that his eyes were closed while he was making out with Shainece, meaning he didn't see the accident.

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* After Cole gives his testimony, Ronnie Cochran out-manuevers him by getting him to admit that his eyes were closed while he was making out with Shainece, Shanise, meaning he didn't see the accident.



* Ronnie Cochran commending Sheneneh for her courage and remarking to the audience there should be a movie called ''Waiting to Sheneneh''.

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* Ronnie Cochran commending Sheneneh for her courage and remarking to the audience there should be a movie called ''Waiting to Sheneneh''.



* After finding out Leon Lonnie Love is on the island, Pam mentions he was accidentally freed from prison, causing Martin to correct her by saying he actually escaped from prison ("I saw the whole thing on ''Series/{{COPS}}''").



* After Tommy opposes Martin's plan to "whip [Lonnie's] happy ass," Cole then suggests "Yeah, why don't you just beat him up?"



* The cuckoo clock blowing a raspberry at Pam.



* Martin constantly getting his hand hit by the nun when he tries to take back the cuckoo clock.

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* The Irish nun at the orphanage thinking Martin is an orphan.
** There's also the nun seeing through Martin's attempt to bribe her for the cuckoo clock.
* Martin constantly getting his hand hit by the Irish nun when he tries to take back the cuckoo clock.



** At some point, Cole ventures out of the bathroom, only to go running back inside after Sergeant Strong screams at Martin.



* Gina's birthday present for Pam: a half-eaten French fry that belonged to Creator/DenzelWashington.
** When Cole is about to eat the fry, Pam stops him and takes it to her bedroom, talking to it as though it were a baby.
* Pam thinking the computer Tommy gave her as a birthday present is stolen after Tommy mentions he got it from his job.
* When the police detectives come by, Cole thinks they're looking into stolen computers and he yells for Pam to escape.




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* Martin greeting Pam by calling her "[[Creator/ClintEastwood Clint Beast-wood]]."


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* When the rest of the gang figures out Tammy's true identity and Martin announces his intentions to restrain her, Tammy grabs some guy's fork and speaks into it, saying "[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Beam me up, Scotty!]]"
** Martin orders Cole to grab Tammy, but Cole refuses, saying "Crazy people know how to fight." The guys then tell Shanise to handle Tammy, but [[TheDitz Shanise takes the fork and tries to get reception on it, calling for Captain Kirk]]. She then tells Tammy she thinks it's broken, causing Tammy to complain she broke her "[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} Terminator]]."
** Tammy then flees Pam's apartment, yelling for "Scotty!"


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* When the gang (sans Martin) returns to Pam's apartment, it turns out Cole has been injected with a tranquilizer back at the mental hospital.
** Just seconds after he and Shanise enter the kitchen to do some cleaning, Cole is heard collapsing on some dishes, followed by the sounds of him snoring.
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* Martin refusing to attend another party at Gina's workplace because he always ends up stuck in the corner with a guy named Bob, followed by him doing an impression of Bob telling him "Martin, I saw ''Film/BoyzNTheHood''. I didn't know, Martin, I didn't know."
* When Gina insists Martin is a sweetheart, Pam asks her if [[DomesticAbuser Martin is beating her]].
* Three of Gina's co-workers silently leaving Gina's office after listening to Martin bombastically asserts he's the dominant one in their relationship.

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* Martin refusing refuses to attend another party at Gina's workplace because he always ends up stuck in the corner with a guy named Bob, followed by him doing an impression of Bob telling him "Martin, I saw ''Film/BoyzNTheHood''. I didn't know, Martin, I didn't know."
* When Gina insists to Pam that Martin is a sweetheart, Pam asks her if [[DomesticAbuser Martin is beating her]].
* Three of Gina's co-workers silently leaving Gina's office after listening to Martin bombastically asserts assert he's the dominant one in their his relationship.



** Gina then says she's going to kill Martin.

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** Gina then says she's going to kill Martin.Martin and leaves, Pam following her.



* Gina demands that she and Martin speak in private, but Martin refuses, so Gina divulges to everyone else in the room that [[ManlyTears he cried]] during ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', causing Martin to ask if he can speak her in private.

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* Gina demands that she and Martin speak in private, but Martin refuses, so Gina divulges to everyone else in the room present that [[ManlyTears he cried]] during ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', causing Martin to ask if he can speak her in private.



* After returning to an angry Gina, Martin spins a lie about how Cole was supposed to get his gift for Gina, and he mentions how he kicked Cole's ass before coming to Gina's apartment.

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* After returning to an angry Gina, Martin spins a lie about how Cole was supposed to get leave his gift for Gina, Gina in Gina's apartment, and he mentions how he kicked punched Cole's ass before coming to Gina's apartment.



* Tommy asks Martin if he thinks Peter Pan is gay because he hangs out in a tree with the Lost Boys, and Martin replies that Peter Pan had Tinkerbell. Tommy points out Tinkerbell was really small, but Martin points out that Tinkerbell had a big butt.

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* Tommy asks Martin if he thinks Peter Pan Disney/PeterPan is gay because he hangs out in a tree with the Lost Boys, and Martin replies that Peter Pan had Tinkerbell. Tommy points out Tinkerbell was really small, but [[PerverseSexualLust Martin points out that Tinkerbell had a big butt.butt]].



** Pam then steps up and tells Martin that Gina was going to tell him about her pay raise, then mockingly assures him it'll happen for him and tells him to "Keep hope alive my brother" with a raised fist. Cue Martin telling Pam, Tommy, and Cole to {{get out}} of his apartment.
** Martin childishly suggesting to Gina that she should "do what [Tommy, Cole, and Pam] just did." When Gina asks if they're still on for dinner, he tells her he has to check his finances.

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** Pam then steps up and tells Martin that Gina was going to tell him about her pay raise, then mockingly assures him it'll happen for him and tells him to "Keep hope alive alive, my brother" with a raised fist. Cue Martin telling Pam, Tommy, and Cole to {{get out}} of his apartment.
** Martin childishly suggesting to Gina that she should "do "[[GetOut do what [Tommy, Cole, and Pam] just did.did]]." When Gina asks if they're still on for dinner, he tells her he has to check his finances.



** This is followed by Martin [[TranquilFury calmly but angrily]] asking Cole, "What did you tell your cackling mother?"

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** This is followed by Martin [[TranquilFury calmly but angrily]] asking Cole, Cole "What did you tell your cackling mother?"



* Cole's childish opposition to helping Martin move the plumber's body.

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* Cole's childish opposition to helping Martin move the plumber's body.body in the bathroom.



* When the paramedics take too long to get to the apartment, Martin calls 911 and disguises his voice to make himself sound "white." It works...until he's asked a question and then Cole gets on the phone and screws things up.

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* When the paramedics take too long to get to the apartment, Martin calls 911 and disguises his voice to make himself sound "white." white. It works...until he's asked a question and then Cole gets on the phone and screws things up.



* Martin offers to wear a bow-tie at dinner with Gina's parents, after Gina reveals her father made her last boyfriend, a Muslim, cry.

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* Martin offers to wear a bow-tie at dinner with Gina's parents, after Gina reveals her father made her last boyfriend, who was a Muslim, cry.



** When Gina stands up for Martin to her father, Martin pops up from behind the couch to give Gina an admiring smile before getting back down. When Dr. Waters denounces Martin as a fool, Martin comes back up to shot Dr. Waters a DisapprovingLook.

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** When Gina stands up for Martin to her father, Martin pops up from behind the couch to give Gina an admiring smile before getting back down. When Dr. Waters denounces Martin as a fool, Martin comes back up to shot shoot Dr. Waters a DisapprovingLook.



* Creator/MartinLawrence as Bob the White Guy at Gina's party.
* Martin getting Gina to admit that, between himself and Keith Washington, he's the one who's better in bed.

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* Creator/MartinLawrence as Bob the White Guy (who was mentioned in the pilot) at Gina's party.
* Martin getting Gina to admit that, between himself and Keith Washington, he's the one [[SexGod who's better in bed.
bed]].



** This includes Martin, acting as Cole, telling Big Shirley to "take the paper bag off yo' head."




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* Cole slurping his drink loudly while he, Martin, and Gina are watching a mystery movie.
** Cole then inadvertently causes Martin and Gina to miss the ending of the movie, and he tells the couple that the maid was the culprit, causing Martin to reply there wasn't a maid in the whole movie. Cole then says he must be thinking about ''Series/TheJeffersons''.
* The King Beef movie Cole watches, which shows King Beef, playing some kind of scientist and speaking in a funny accent, saying they must flee to America, but first he must dance, which he proceeds to do as his women cheer him on.
* Cole revealing he listened to Martin and Gina making love the night before, much to the couple's shock.



* Tommy's ghost story actually starts out scary (with the exception of "his breath stank like all that be damned"), but MoodWhiplash ensues when he relates that someone asked if anyone had kissed a ghost and ends the story with another character asking "Ghost? I thought you said 'goat.'"

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* Tommy's ghost story actually starts out genuinely scary (with the exception of "his breath stank like all that be damned"), but MoodWhiplash ensues when he relates that someone asked if anyone had kissed a ghost and ends the story with another character asking "Ghost? I thought you said 'goat.'"



* During the seance, when the Ouija board starts spelling out the letters "A" and "C," Cole says the ghost wants them to turn on the air conditioning, earning a "Shut up, Cole!" from Tommy.
* When Tommy [[spoiler:acts like he]] is [[DemonicPossession possessed by demons]], everyone else freaks out...except Martin, who asks "Tommy, do you have sinus problems?"

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* During the seance, SpookySeance, when the Ouija board starts spelling out the letters "A" and "C," Cole says the ghost wants them to turn on the air conditioning, earning a "Shut up, Cole!" from Tommy.
* When Tommy [[spoiler:acts like he]] is [[DemonicPossession possessed by demons]], a demon]], everyone else freaks out...except Martin, who asks "Tommy, do you have sinus problems?"




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* After the rest of the gang and Sean reveal they were pranking Martin, Martin tells them to {{get out}}.



* The RunningGag of Officer Warren (played by Creator/RichardMoll) hitting his head on the door frame of Martin's apartment. The second time it happens, he complains, "Damn Japanese architects."

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* Mrs. Porter tells Martin and Gina that the police officer who took her statement told her to move; this becomes a BrickJoke when Officer Warren tells Martin and Gina that he told Mrs. Porter to move after she was robbed.
* The minor RunningGag of Officer Warren (played by Creator/RichardMoll) hitting his head on the door frame of Martin's apartment. The second time it happens, he complains, "Damn Japanese architects."


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** When Gina catches her, Sheneneh insists she's not going to share the money with Gina, then throws herself up against her apartment door.
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* Gina banishing Martin to the couch at the end, followed by Martin hurting his back yet again.

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* Martin injuring his back again after Gina's boss pats him on the back.
* When Gina wins the award, Pam's ecstatic reaction involves her grabbing Martin's back and slamming him repeatedly against their table.
* Gina [[ExiledToTheCouch banishing Martin to the couch couch]] at the end, followed by Martin hurting his back yet again.



* Martin referring to Gina's mother's attorney, whom he thinks Gina hired to help divorce him, as "Chris Darden."

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* Gina mimicking how Martin referring eats with his mouth open as she leaves in a huff following her and Martin's marital spat.
* The first marriage counselor the Paynes see ends up fanboy-ing over Martin, much to Gina's annoyance. To make it funnier, Martin, who's opposed to the idea of seeing a marriage counselor, comments he's starting to like it.
* Martin's reaction to listening
to Gina's mother's attorney, whom he thinks attorney's phone message (which leads him to assume Gina hired is planning to help divorce him, as "Chris Darden.him) is to cry "Mama!", run around the apartment, put on a jacket, grab his and Gina's wedding photo, and run out the apartment.
* Cole mistaking "prenuptial agreement" for "prenatal agreements.
"
* When Martin insists to Tommy that he knows what he heard on the phone message, Cole adds "Yeah, Tommy, his ears are bigger than yours...and mine."
* Gina's mother's attorney telling Gina that her mother is going to have to cut off all her hair, but will be the richest bald person next to Michael Jordan.
* Martin chasing after Gina's mother's attorney.
* Martin referring to Gina's mother's attorney as "Chris Darden."
* Pam reacting in disgust after Martin and Gina make up and everyone else in the room applauds.




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* After Cole pulls out the cable connecting Gina's laptop to the outlet and causes her project to be erased, he then tries to bring it back off, then gently tells Gina that there's nothing on the screen. Cue Gina saying "Your brain is blank!" and attempting to attack Cole.
* After Cole falls off the roof while trying to adjust the satellite, Martin turns to Tommy and tells him "Your turn."
* Martin finds that the satellite channels aren't in English and asks "What is this? ''[[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir The Fresh Prince of Beirut]]''?"
* Gina disguising herself as a man named "Gene Natay."
** The self-satisfied smile she makes when Pam stalls over explaining how much the campaign will cost.
** Her brief squabble with Poindexter.
* The episode ends with the gang sitting down to watch a boxing match...which ends in a span of '''seconds'''. In a fit of anger, Martin storms over to the TV and yanks out the cable, causing all the power to go out. When Pam mentions Cole has his hand on her thigh, Martin tells her to "Whup his ass, 'cause I'm gonna see a fight up in here!" Cue everyone else advancing on Cole in the dark.



* Martin and Tommy's cracks about Cole dressing up like the Scarecrow from ''Film/TheWizardOfOz''.


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* When Cole asks "So [Mr. Jenkins] isn't the real mummy?", Tommy confirms his statement before adding "You still the real dummy."
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* Mama Payne calling up to Martin from downstairs, telling him not to waste time with "that apple-headed heifer" and saying "I gots to get me a window seat!"




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* Sheneneh calling Gina and Pam a "low-budget Salt 'N Pepper."
* Sheneneh and Laquita crashing the meeting at the Women's League, much to Gina's consternation.
* Sheneneh's introductory speech, as well as the look she makes when she mentions "I'm a lady" after claiming she appeared in a music video but didn't take her clothes off.
* After Gina and Pam leave, Sheneneh asks a woman about her husband and Laquita lets slip that said husband is having an affair. Amanda, the head of the league, then questions Sheneneh about her husband, and Sheneneh and Laquita confirm his infidelity. THEN all of the other women start questioning Sheneneh about their husbands.
* Gina and Pam return to the league to find the women having a party.
* After she and Laquita are accepted, Sheneneh persuades Amanda to let Gina and Pam join as well despite their rivalry, and she asks Pam and Gina to thank her. The two give Sheneneh a '''very''' GrudgingThankYou, but Sheneneh makes them thank her properly.
* Martin and Gina engaging in a game of VolleyingInsults with Tommy and Pam at the end.




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* Pam calling Martin's birthday "Martin Loser Payne Day."
* Pam ripping up a cushion after she recalls all of Martin's insults.
* When Martin asks her to remember all the good things he did for people, Gina clearly strains to do so.



* Martin gets into a brief fight with Miss Gerri, who bests him by slapping him across the face.
* Martin switches the driver license tests, so that Poindexter ends up having to re-take the test...and [[HumblePie Martin ends up needing to get glasses]].
** Poindexter yelling at Martin "I did study!" and then adjusting his underwear as he walks off.

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* Martin's misadventures at the DMV.
** When asked if he ever got into an accident,
Martin replies he did that same day. "I accidentally brought my ass to the DMV."
** On his way to the counter to turn in his form, he
gets into a brief fight with Miss Gerri, who bests him by slapping him across the face.
* ** After finding that his wallet was stolen, Martin is forced to start from scratch. When the DMV clerk points to where Martin has to go, Martin looks and spots the "From Scratch" line, where a few people wave at him.
** While taking the test, Martin gets interrupted by Titus the CampGay hairdresser who calls him "Almond" and starts to sing a song to Martin, who sends him off.
**
Martin switches the driver license tests, so that Poindexter [[BlackAndNerdy Poindexter]] ends up having to re-take the test...and [[HumblePie Martin himself ends up needing to get glasses]].
** *** Poindexter yelling at Martin "I did study!" and then adjusting his underwear as he walks off.
off to the "From Scratch" line.




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* After Martin insists on complaining about Tommy making a big deal out of his luggage bag, Gina tells him she's going to put away her red pumps, causing him to change his mind.
* When Cole visits the Paynes, he asks Gina if anyone's home. [[SarcasmMode Gina sarcastically says they're all out]] and Cole starts to leave until Gina tells him to come in.
* At the movie theater, Gina goes over the plan to get Martin and Tommy talking again with Cole and she tells him to act like "you don't know jack." Cole then asks "[[LiteralMinded Who the hell's Jack?]]"
* Martin and Tommy's rather immature interactions.
* The AngryBlackMan sitting in the row in front of Martin and Tommy telling them to sit down and shut up, followed by Martin bending down next to him and [[NoYou telling him to shut up]].
* Martin slurping on his drink right behind the AngryBlackMan.
* After the AngryBlackMan calls himself "Aggravated Man," [[NeverMyFault Martin tells Tommy he made "Aggravated Man" angry]], leading to Cole dumping his popcorn on "Aggravated Man," who declares "I'm ''really'' aggravated now!" and proceeds to attack Tommy, causing chaos in the theater.
** AND in the midst of the ruckus, [[DissonantSerenity Martin gives Gina a peck on the cheek and watches the movie with a bright smile]].




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* Cole realizing that there's more than one hospital in Detroit, much to Martin and Gina's annoyance.
* As the gang arrives at Killer County Hospital to find Tommy, Martin reacts [[LargeHam strongly]] in horror at a patient being wheeled out.
* [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Cole botching up the gang's attempt to pass themselves off as Tommy's cousins.]]
* The receptionist thinking Gina needs medical attention after seeing her "big head."
* Tommy turns out to be perfectly fine save for a sprained wrist, and the rest of the gang, for most of the episode, remains unaware of this.
* The attractive nurse that Tommy cozies up to tells him her last name is "Gottabody."
* Martin telling Dr. Skyhook that if Tommy needs a cow heart, they have a whole cow and gestures to Pam.
* Martin bargaining with God to let Tommy recover by promising to be a better person. When Pam asks if that means he'll stop insulting her, Martin asks God if he can still crack on Pam.
* Gina telling everyone they need to think about Tommy, then asking if they want some snacks.
* When Pam starts to recall how she and Tommy were intimate, Martin tells to stop "before we all need a damn doctor!"
* Dr. Skyhook asking Gina if she was in the accident because her head looks swollen.
* As the gang heads for Tommy's room, Martin stops Pam and tells her Tommy wants to see "friendly faces, not furry faces."
* When Pam wonders how they'll react to seeing Tommy in the condition (they believe) he's in. Thus replies Martin:
-->'''Martin''': Well, we've been looking at you all these years. It can't be that much worse.
* Cole mistaking a heart monitor for a radio and turning it on, causing the patient the gang believes is Tommy to convulse.



* After Gina makes him promise to not tell anyone about her supposed pregnancy, we cut to Martin at Nipsy's, smoking a cigar and boasting of his reproductive prowess.
* Martin giving Nipsy two cigars, "one for the baby I'm having, one for the baby you havin'."
* When Martin tells Tommy and Cole that Gina's expecting, Cole asks "Expecting what?"
* When Tommy tells Gina his gift for the Paynes is being wrapped at his job, Gina glares at him and says "In that case, we ain't got no gift, man!"




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* Martin violently kicking Dr. Bones out of his apartment after the man sets his back straight.
* Gina banishing Martin to the couch at the end, followed by Martin hurting his back yet again.
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* Officer Otis at a nightclub checking patrons. He sends two away for looking ugly, checks the pockets of a man who takes out his guns while Otis is checking him, and forces a woman in a revealing top to "pay for the midgets" and asking to "shake one of those hands."
* On his radio show, Martin talks about how Black History Month should be in January (which has 31 days) rather than February (which has only 28), and how it's a conspiracy that that's the case.
* Stan mishearing Martin trying to tell him he caught a cold from Cole.
-->'''Stan''': You want a Coca-Cola?
* Stan refuses to let Martin leave work and relates a story about how he kept working despite his illness. Sean clarifies the date, earning an annoyed glance from Stan, then mimics Stan talking, earning another look from his boss.
** Martin then tells Stan he gave his boss the fly, the boss died of pneumonia and left the station to Stan. Stan then points out that can't be proven.
* Mama Payne threatening to hit Gina after the younger woman insists she can take care of Martin.
** Mama Payne says Martin's head is as big as it was the day he was born.
* After Gina agrees to check his temperature, Martin raises his butt into position.
** Gina tries to take his temperature the usual way, only for Martin to choke and accuse Gina was trying to "do me like that old lady in ''Film/{{Misery}}''!"



* TheReveal that Martin joined a cult, got a new (and ridiculously awful) haircut, and even took a new name: "[[spoiler:Shaquille Sunflower]]."
* Even though he claims he's a different person now, Martin still insults Pam.

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* TheReveal Gina watching Martin's tape and expressing hope that Martin joined a cult, got a new (and ridiculously awful) haircut, and even took a new name: "[[spoiler:Shaquille Sunflower]].he's alive because "I'm going to snap your neck."
* Gina gives Cole "missing" posters of Martin, and Cole looks at the picture and says he looks familiar, causing an annoyed Gina to tell him it's Martin. She then instructs Cole to put up the posters and not stop until he gets to Arizona.
* Pam commenting that Gina looks pale, and Gina replying it's her natural complexion.
* Gina challenges Pam to say she's crazy, and Pam denies it. Gina then forces her to sit down and watch Martin's tape, while Pam objects.
* Gina consults a psychic, Madam Anaconda, who holds a shirt and senses it belongs to someone with "a big, apple head," causing Gina to realize it's her shirt.
** Madam Anaconda losing her "reading" while gesturing for more money. When Gina finally admits she's out of cash, the psychic replies "It's gone."
* Tommy, Pam, and Cole come by to check on Gina. Tommy offers to get her something, and Cole offers "straitjacket," prompting an angry reaction from Pam. Cole then replies Pam was the one who said Gina is crazy.
** The three of them moving towards the door when Gina reacts in surprise upon finding a piece of mail addressed to Martin.
* When Pam complains that the Golden Palace is six hours away, Gina replies "[[DrivesLikeCrazy Not the way I drive]]" before heading out.
* Martin's new (and ridiculously awful) haircut, as well as his new name: "Shaquille Sunflower."
* Martin's hesitation over laying down on a bed of needles to prove his faith.
* Martin talking with a rock he names..."Brother Rock."
** And Pam commenting on how the rock looks bored.
* Even though he claims he's a different person now, Martin still insults Pam.
Pam by essentially calling her a camel.
* After the cult leader turns out to be a nymphomaniac and offers a captive Martin to search her for the key, Martin notes he's never going to find it.
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* Martin watching a monster movie and commenting that people who look back at the monster always die.
* When Gina goes around collecting Martin's stuff in her apartment, Martin asks her if he did something wrong.
** When Gina explains that her parents are visiting and she doesn't want her father to know that Martin sleeps at her apartment, Martin grabs a picture of Gina's father, puts it down on the coffee table in front of himself and Gina, and kisses Gina while pretending that Dr. Waters can see what's going on.
* Martin offers to wear a bow-tie at dinner with Gina's parents, after Gina reveals her father made her last boyfriend, a Muslim, cry.
* As Martin prepares for the dinner and Tommy assures him everything'll be okay, Cole says just the opposite and Tommy looks as though he's about to throw the thing he's holding at him.
* Martin making a complete fool of himself at dinner. It really goes downhill when Dr. Waters, in response to Martin's crack about chiropractors, reveals he's a chiropractor and Martin accidentally spills his drink on Mrs. Waters, then tries to wipe it off, inadvertently fondling Gina's mother in the process. Martin then bumps into a waiter, who ends up dropping a bowl of soup on Dr. Waters.
* Martin asking Gina if she thinks anyone else in the restaurant noticed what happened, to which Gina lists everything that happened and confirms yes, everyone else noticed.
* [[MomentKiller Dr. Waters entering Gina's apartment when Martin and Gina are in the middle of preparing for lovemaking]]. Martin, in his underwear, hides from Dr. Waters as he talks to Gina.
** When Gina stands up for Martin to her father, Martin pops up from behind the couch to give Gina an admiring smile before getting back down. When Dr. Waters denounces Martin as a fool, Martin comes back up to shot Dr. Waters a DisapprovingLook.
** Dr. Waters' brief imitation of Martin's [[CatchPhrase "What's up?!"]]
* When Martin hides in the kitchen but ends up tearing off his drawers and Dr. Waters heads into the kitchen, Martin manages to sneak back out wearing a paper trash bag around his waist.
* When Martin is caught by the Waters, he sheepishly greets Dr. Waters with "What's up, doc?"
* After patching things up with the Waters and Mrs. Waters suggests to her husband that he set Martin's back straight, Dr. Waters replies with a refusing "Nadine..." before giving in and asking Martin to come over to him. Martin initially refuses but relents, and Dr. Waters cracks his back. A relieved and impressed Martin then asks Dr. Waters "Call me?" and leans his head against the man's chest.




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* Creator/MartinLawrence as Bob the White Guy at Gina's party.
* Martin getting Gina to admit that, between himself and Keith Washington, he's the one who's better in bed.



* Gina teasing Martin by singing "[[Music/MichaelJackson Ben]]" while playing the piano.
* The exterminator (played by Music/LittleRichard) coming to Gina's apartment to complain to Martin about how he failed to kill the mouse in Martin's apartment.
-->'''Exterminator''': I tried everything! Smoke bombs! Tear gas! A .357 Magnum!

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* Gina teasing When Martin by singing "[[Music/MichaelJackson Ben]]" while playing comes back into the piano.
bedroom after investigating a noise and tells Gina it was a mouse, Gina asks if it was a real mouse, to which an annoyed Martin replies it was Speedy Gonzalez and goes "''Andale'', ''andale''!"
** Gina insisting she can't stay when there's a mouse roaming around, and telling Martin that she [[OrificeInvasion sleeps with her mouth open]].
** Martin gives in, but tells Gina that, since he's fully awake, "it's on" when they get to Gina's apartment.
* The exterminator (played Music/LittleRichard as the exterminator.
** He insists that he come up with Raid and that he caught Bigfoot.
** He later comes
by Music/LittleRichard) coming to Gina's apartment to complain to Martin about how he failed to kill the mouse in Martin's apartment.
-->'''Exterminator''': --->'''Exterminator''': I tried everything! Smoke bombs! Tear gas! Sticky paper! A .357 Magnum!Magnum!
*** He then tells Martin to "run for the border."
* Gina teasing Martin by singing "[[Music/MichaelJackson Ben]]" and then "Three Blind Mice" while playing the piano.




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* When Martin, Cole, and Tommy enter Martin's darkened apartment, they hear crunching noises and turn on the lights...only to find that the sound is Cole eating potato chips.
* The mouse scurrying across the couch while Tommy and Cole are seated and listening to Martin talk about his issue with moving in with Gina.
* The three friends ending up falling on top of each other in an attempt to catch the mouse.
* when the mouse ends up in Cole's jean pocket, Cole starts whining and Martin tells him to be a man, then [[LiteralAsskicking kicks him in the ass]] to try and kill the mouse.
** The mouse then ends up inside Cole's hat.
* Martin commenting that the mouse looks like "a damn alcoholic."
* Martin agrees to let the mouse go free, so Tommy sets the mouse free in the hallway...only for the mouse to run into a cat that apparently kills and eats the mouse off-screen. Tommy and Cole watch in horror, but Martin smiles in joy, then looks upward and calls "Be free!"
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