History Funny / Martin

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* Ruby repeatedly calling Gina "Heifer." ** She later calls Gina "Muscle Butt."

You and Oprah can believe that if you want to.
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-->'''Martin''': You and Oprah can believe that if you want to.

** Martin then notices Bruh Man is wearing his robe and orders him to take it off. Bruh Man opens the robe, revealing he's naked, so a disgusted Martin tells him to keep the robe.
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** Martin then notices Bruh Man is wearing his robe and orders him to take it off. Bruh Man opens the robe, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny revealing he's naked, naked]], so a disgusted Martin tells him to keep the robe.
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* "RUBY DEAD!" * Martin telling Gina he hates her father but "the damn dog's still alive!" after Ruby dies due to Gina leaving the window open. * Cole casually tossing Ruby's dead body into a box Martin is holding before Martin and Gina leave to find a replacement. * Martin dumping Ruby's body in front of a pet store clerk when the latter keeps saying he needs more specific details as to what kind of bird Martin and Gina are looking for. * When Gina decides to tell Mama Payne the truth about Ruby, Martin says he loves her too much to lose her. * Before telling Mama Payne about Ruby's death, Gina takes a moment to back away from her a few feet, then backs away more. * Mama Payne's [[LargeHam reaction]] after finding out the truth ("DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!"). * Gina overhearing Mama Payne beating up Martin because she incorrectly believes that Martin killed Ruby. * Cole's [[DueToTheDead bird call]] at Ruby's funeral. * Martin asking everyone to say "Bye, my mama's bird," which everyone does.

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* Martin banging a pot to wake Gina up. When Gina complains it's early in the morning, Martin covers his nose and tells her she just woke up. ** When Gina starts to talk to Martin, he again covers his nose, and she covers her mouth before continuing. * Gina tells Martin that women have more body fat than men, leading to this gem from Martin: You and Oprah can believe that if you want to. * "Lips that touch swine will never touch mine, 'cause baby, I feel so ''divine''!" * Martin's broccoli pops. * When Bruh Man comes out of the bathroom after using the shower, Martin strides into the bathroom to check before confronting Bruh Man. ** Martin then notices Bruh Man is wearing his robe and orders him to take it off. Bruh Man opens the robe, revealing he's naked, so a disgusted Martin tells him to keep the robe. ** THEN, when he watches Bruh Man climb out the window, Martin races to the back, saying he's "gonna get mine!" It's funnier when you remember his line about "coming up into people's apartments unannounced will surely get a cap in yo' ass!"

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* Cole gets the rest of the gang some tickets for a getaway, then informs them that, as far as everyone else is concerned, they're the Weinbergs while Tommy is their Danish nanny Uta. ** Tommy going "Oh, I think Uta comin' down with somethin,'" followed by Gina and Pam saying they're coming down with a "five-day Hawaiian flu."

* Pam going crazy over seeing [[spoiler:who she thinks is]] Creator/DenzelWashington climbing into a limo. How crazy does she get? She steals a car and follows the limo to a beautiful estate, where [[spoiler:she's dismayed to learn that the man isn't Denzel but an African man. The African then invites Pam to lunch, which Pam accepts after being convinced that he's indeed rich. After Pam gets into the limo, the African comments that her "buck shots" make him homesick and asks if he can call her "Beady-Bead." Cue [[AsideGlance Pam giving the camera a frustrated look]].]] * Martin and Tommy visiting Varnell Hill's green room, where they interact with a number of celebrities. ** Martin sniffs the air and remarks that it's the smell of Hollywood, only for Tommy to reply that it's actually Music/{{Madonna}}, who's getting...freaky with a couple of scantily-clad guys. ** Martin remarking that Burt Reynolds has "the white man's weave." ** Martin bumping into Music/MichaelJackson and challenging him to a fight, telling him "Call your papa, Joe! I'll show him what an ass-whuppin' is all about!" * When Tommy wants to stay behind and cozy up to an attractive woman, Martin cautions to check for an Adam's apple. ** Later, Tommy checks the woman's neck and notes it looks swollen. After the woman explains she's recovering from a cold, Tommy brushes off her explanation before getting up and giving everyone else in the green room a [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech brief but stinging speech]] as [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he storms out]]. --->'''Tommy''': All you Hollywood people make me sick! (''to one of Madonna's guys'') And you, YOU NEED {{JESUS}}! (''leaves'')

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* Varnell going off on Martin for crashing his show and generally being a "pain in my ass since this whole thing started." * Martin hollering about how there aren't any black people present and yelling for "my Latino brothers," complete with going "Andale! Andale!" as he's being dragged offstage by Varnell's bodyguard Snookie. * Martin getting into a scuffle with Michael Jackson on the street. -->'''Martin''': I bought [=LaToya=]'s album--''Michael Can Rumble''!
11th Oct '15 11:24:07 AM kalel32688
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!!The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are Coming

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\n!!The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are ComingComing
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* Christopher "Kid" Guest (of Kid 'N Play) explaining how he got the nickname "Kid."
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* Christopher "Kid" Guest Reid (of Kid 'N Play) explaining how he got the nickname "Kid."
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* Martin trying to revive the [[spoiler:supposedly]] dead plumber by [[NoodleImplements using a plunger]].
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* Martin trying to revive the [[spoiler:supposedly]] dead plumber by [[NoodleImplements using a plunger]].plunger.
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* Martin trying to revive the [[spoiler:supposedly]] dead plumber by using a plunger.
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* Martin trying to revive the [[spoiler:supposedly]] dead plumber by [[NoodleImplements using a plunger.plunger]].

* Martin trying to revive When the [[spoiler:supposedly]] dead gang decides to [[DueToTheDead have a funeral for the plumber by using a plunger.at Gina's urging]], they try to figure out what his name was. Martin finally suggests "D.P." Gina comments that it's beautiful, only for Martin to then explain that it stands for "Dead Plumber."

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* The episode ends with the gang all rushing to the bathroom.

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* Christopher "Kid" Guest (of Kid 'N Play) explaining how he got the nickname "Kid."

* Martin and Gina's watergun fight in the apartment. Gina wins.
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* Martin and Gina's watergun water-gun fight in the apartment. Gina wins.

* Martin's ''very'' concise scary story for the Halloween party that contains a major example of TakeThat. -->'''Martin''': It was a dark and stormy...November. [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush Bush]] got re-elected. * Tommy's ghost story actually starts out scary (with the exception of "his breath stank like all that be damned"), but MoodWhiplash ensues when he relates that someone asked if anyone had kissed a ghost and ends the story with another character asking "Ghost? I thought you said 'goat.'" * Gina tries to tell a scary story, only for Martin to interrupt her. ** The first time, he asks what a banshee is, and Gina's watergun fight in the apartment. Cole says he thought it had something to do with a banjo. When Martin asks why anyone would be scared of a banjo, Cole asks if he remembers ''Film/{{Deliverance}}''. ** The second time, Gina wins.makes a slicing motion towards Martin while telling her story, causing him to ask "Why's it gotta be directed toward me?" * During the seance, when the Ouija board starts spelling out the letters "A" and "C," Cole says the ghost wants them to turn on the air conditioning, earning a "Shut up, Cole!" from Tommy.

* Martin makes a list of things that were stolen from his apartment, and he tries to add things he ''didn't'' own (like a big-screen TV). * Sheneneh trying to videotape Officer Warren as he's walking to Martin's apartment and make it look like [[PoliceBrutality he's hitting her]]. Warren refuses to go along with it and even turns to the video camera and says "I am not hitting her."
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* The RunningGag of Officer Warren (played by Creator/RichardMoll) hitting his head on the door frame of Martin's apartment. The second time it happens, he complains, "Damn Japanese architects." * Martin makes is making a list of things that were stolen from his apartment, and he tries to add things he ''didn't'' own (like a big-screen TV). * Sheneneh trying to videotape Officer Warren as he's walking to Martin's apartment and make it look like [[PoliceBrutality he's hitting her]]. Warren He refuses to go along with it and even turns to the video camera and says says, in complete deadpan, "I am not hitting her." * Officer Warren mocking Martin's suggestion to act tough when faced with burglars. * Martin showing up in his apartment decked out in soldier gear, and forcing Cole to do push-ups for not being at his post on the roof. * [[spoiler:Officer Warren]], revealed to be the one who robbed Martin and many others, explaining why [[spoiler:he]] robbed people: [[spoiler:Basically, he didn't have anything growing up, so he stole from others. He even stole his brother's wife!]] ** When the police ask Martin for [[spoiler:Warren's]] ID and Martin (rather rudely) hands it to them, they laugh and remark it's written in pencil. ** Before being hauled away, [[spoiler:Warren]] [[{{Troll}} remarks that Gina felt him up pretty good and laughing]], prompting an angry response from Martin, who's held back by Gina, Tommy, and Cole.

* Gina teasing Martin by singing "Ben" while playing the piano.
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* Gina teasing Martin by singing "Ben" "[[Music/MichaelJackson Ben]]" while playing the piano.

* An irate Martin's ClusterFBomb at a caller who insulted Gina and caused her to flee the studio. Stan even rushes to find a censor beep device to bleep out Martin's profanity.
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* An irate Martin's ClusterFBomb F-bomb-heavy tirade at a caller who insulted Gina and caused her to flee the studio. Stan even rushes to [[ClusterBleepBomb find a censor beep device to bleep out Martin's profanity. profanity]].

* Sheneneh's...contemplative look after the rest of the gang asks her for the money to bail Martin out of jail.
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* Sheneneh's...Sheneneh's contemplative look after the rest of the gang asks her for the money to bail Martin out of jail.

* This: -->'''Bartender''': Hey! I don't want any fighting in here! -->'''Martin''': Shut up, Gary Coleman! -->'''Bartender''': (''looks shocked'')
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* This: -->'''Bartender''': Hey! I don't want any fighting in here! -->'''Martin''': Shut ** The bartender's shocked expression after Martin tells him "Shut up, Gary Coleman! -->'''Bartender''': (''looks shocked'')Coleman!"

* A police officer laughing hysterically at how Martin and Cole were beat up by little people after taking their statement.
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* A police officer laughing hysterically at how Martin and Cole were beat up by little people after taking their statement.statement, and then mocking them by saying he has to give a ticket to "the UFO double-parked in the handicapped spot." After the officer leaves, he's heard saying "I love this job!"
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* Martin tries to revive the [[spoiler:supposedly]] dead plumber. Using a plunger. * When the paramedics take too long to get to the apartment, Martin calls 911 and disguises his voice to make himself sound "white." It works...until he's asked a question and Cole gets on the phone and screws things up.
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\n* Martin tries trying to revive the [[spoiler:supposedly]] dead plumber. Using plumber by using a plunger. * When the paramedics take too long to get to the apartment, Martin calls 911 and disguises his voice to make himself sound "white." It works...until he's asked a question and then Cole gets on the phone and screws things up.


* Martin and Gina have a watergun fight in the apartment. Gina wins.
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* Martin and Gina have a Gina's watergun fight in the apartment. Gina wins. ** And when Martin opens the door, he and Gina see Cole standing there holding up his arms defensively.


* When Tommy [[spoiler:acts like he]] is possessed by demons, everyone else freaks out...except Martin, who asks "Tommy, do you have sinus problems?"
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* When Tommy [[spoiler:acts like he]] is [[DemonicPossession possessed by demons, demons]], everyone else freaks out...except Martin, who asks "Tommy, do you have sinus problems?"





* David Alan Grier's performance as the sexually repressed and [[LargeHam totally hammy]] Reverend [[AlliterativeName Leon Lonnie Love]]. [[ChewingTheScenery "OUT, SATAN! OUT, I SAY! BEELZEBUB, I REBUKE YOU!"]]
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\n* David Alan Grier's performance as the [[SexIsEvilAndIAmHorny sexually repressed repressed]] and [[LargeHam totally hammy]] Reverend [[AlliterativeName Leon Lonnie Love]]. Love]]. -->'''Leon''': [[ChewingTheScenery "OUT, OUT, SATAN! OUT, I SAY! BEELZEBUB, I REBUKE YOU!"]] YOU!]]




-->'''Pam''': That was sweet, Cole. Now can you do a pigeon so I can run over it with my car?
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-->'''Pam''': [[SarcasmMode That was sweet, Cole. Cole.]] [[DontYouDarePityMe Now can you do a pigeon so I can run over it with my car?car?]]


* Martin and Cole challenge Trey and the other little people in the bar, only for all of them to gang up on them, surrounding them.
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* Martin and Cole challenge Trey and the other little people in the bar, only for [[ZergRush all of them to gang up on them, them]], surrounding them.

* When Sean offers to aid Martin in the confrontation with the little people, Martin asks him if he's ever been in a fight, to which Sean answers that he used to get beat up all the time in school. Martin then wonders what good's that going to do him, and Sean reasons he can take blows for Martin. Stan then punches Sean in the face, sending him falling to the floor, and goes "{{Not}}!"
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* When Sean offers to aid Martin in the upcoming confrontation with the little people, Martin asks him if he's ever been in a fight, to which Sean answers that he used to get beat up all the time in school. Martin then wonders what good's that going to do him, and Sean reasons he can take blows for Martin. Stan then punches Sean in the face, sending him falling to the floor, and goes "{{Not}}!"


** A candidate for the talent show pulls off a pretty impressive dance routine, and receives enthusiastic applause from Tommy, Gina, and Pam. But Martin has this to say:
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** A candidate for the talent show pulls off a pretty impressive dance routine, and receives enthusiastic applause from Tommy, Gina, and Pam. But Martin [[{{Jerkass}} Martin]] has this to say:

** Martin's reply to Tommy [[WhatTheHellHero calling him out]] for his [[{{Pride}} arrogant behavior]].
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** Martin's reply to Tommy [[WhatTheHellHero calling him out]] for his [[{{Pride}} arrogant behavior]].behavior]] after he ends up causing Gina to run off during her rehearsal.

** Also his impression of Music/{{Prince}}. * Stan going onstage and singing "Meet Me with Yo' Drawers Off," prompting the audience to jeer and throw stuff at him as he keeps on singing undaunted.
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** Also his impression of Music/{{Prince}}. Music/{{Prince}}. He also ends up [[GroinAttack hurting himself]] while doing it. * Stan going onstage and singing "Meet Me with Yo' Drawers Off," prompting the audience to jeer and [[ProducePelting throw stuff at him him]] as he keeps on singing undaunted.


** Before that, Officer Otis accosts a burly man at the ATM. * At the end, everyone griping at each other about the damage done to the car.
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** Before that, Officer Otis accosts a burly man at the ATM. ATM and sends him off. * At the end, everyone griping at each other about the damage done to the car. car. It's topped off with Cole moving up front and causing the car to reverse and crash, prompting everyone to say "AW, DAMN!"


* Reverend Leon Lonnie Love tearfully confessing his misdeeds to his congregation. It's funnier than it sounds.
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* Reverend Leon Lonnie Love tearfully [[TearsOfRemorse tearfully]] confessing his misdeeds to his congregation. It's funnier than it sounds.


** Martin fancies himself a smooth-talking, saxophone-playing ladies man with a large black hat. In his fantasy, Pam shows an attraction towards him before fainting.
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** Martin fancies himself a smooth-talking, saxophone-playing ladies man with a [[NiceHat large black hat.hat]]. In his fantasy, Pam shows an attraction towards him before fainting.

** In Gina's account, she dates a rich snob until she sees Martin who, in her fantasy, is a stereotypical nerd. She even goes over and acts like she's trying to coax a shy pet out of hiding.
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** In Gina's account, she dates a rich snob until she sees Martin who, in her fantasy, is a [[BlackAndNerdy stereotypical nerd.nerd]]. She even goes over and acts like she's trying to coax a shy pet out of hiding.


-->'''Martin''': Dammit, Tommy, we don't need umbilical cords! ([[BreakingTheFourthWall turns to the camera]]) This is TV!
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-->'''Martin''': Dammit, Tommy, we don't need umbilical cords! ([[BreakingTheFourthWall (''[[BreakingTheFourthWall turns to the camera]]) camera]]'') This is TV!



* Everything that happens in the courtroom.
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\n* [[CourtroomAntics Everything that happens in the courtroom. courtroom.]]


-->'''[[spoiler:Bruh Man]]''': I figured you'd look there, since I [[spoiler:used up all your toilet paper]].
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-->'''[[spoiler:Bruh Man]]''': I figured you'd look there, since I [[spoiler:used up all your yo' toilet paper]].


* Martin finding Bruh Man in his kitchen making a sandwich.
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\n* Martin finding Bruh Man in his kitchen making a sandwich.sandwich after [[ExiledToTheCouch deciding to sleep on the couch when Gina grows tired of his bad dreams]].

* After Red calls him "corny," Martin gets on the radio and launches into an [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech insulting]], [[ClusterFBomb vulgar]] speech about Red, with the more inappropriate words bleeped out. All the while Red starts laughing hysterically.
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\n* After Red calls him "corny," Martin gets on the radio and launches into an a highly [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech insulting]], [[ClusterFBomb vulgar]] speech about Red, with the more inappropriate words bleeped out. All the while Red starts laughing laughs hysterically.

* TheReveal that Martin joined a cult, got a new (and ridiculously awful) haircut, and even took a new name: [[spoiler:Shaquille Sunflower]].
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\n* TheReveal that Martin joined a cult, got a new (and ridiculously awful) haircut, and even took a new name: [[spoiler:Shaquille Sunflower]]. "[[spoiler:Shaquille Sunflower]]." * Even though he claims he's a different person now, Martin still insults Pam.




-->'''Tommy''': A-A take-in restaurant, Cole?
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-->'''Tommy''': A-A A take-in restaurant, Cole?


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* Martin taking on a woman in a game of pool, [[BreakTheHaughty and losing miserably]]. "Losing miserably," in this instance, means being left with nothing but his underwear. * Tommy and Cole giving different answers to Martin's (false) question about how many thugs he fought, prompting Martin to berate them in [[{{Angrish}} an angry, growling, barely-understandable voice]], even going so far to [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar call them "You stupid motherfuckas!" and say "Goddamnit!" in said voice]]. ** Cole screws it up completely when he mentions that he, Martin, and Tommy "jumped into the mothership!" This causes Gina to say "[[GetOut Goodnight, Tommy. Goodnight, Cole]]." * Martin insisting to Gina that "I was the only one who could beat [[BlatantLies him]]!" Boy, his [[{{Pride}} ego]] knows no bounds, does it?

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* Martin asking Pam if they "celebrate the day the egg was laid, or the day it hatched?" * Martin's [[{{Squick}} reaction]] to watching Miss Jerri have sex with [[spoiler:the man they think is]] Dynamite Willy. * This: -->'''Cole''': [Dynamite Willy]'s pointing at us! -->'''Martin''': Naw, fool, he's [[FlippingTheBird givin' us the finger]], man! * Martin and Tommy decide to get the jump on Dynamite Willy, only to end up nabbing Pam returning home, leading to this exchange: -->'''Martin''': That ain't no Pam! That's the Bogeyman! -->'''Cole''': (''while hiding'') Well, whoever it is, tell 'em to get the hell outta here! * Martin telling Pam to "lock jaw" on Dynamite Willy. * TheReveal that Martin, Tommy, and Cole were looking in the wrong window because Cole moved the telescope, and [[DeathGlare everyone glaring at Cole]] after this comes out. * Martin, Tommy, and Cole fleeing from the elderly man who [[DontMakeMeTakeMyBeltOff pursues them with his belt]] and yells "Don't you y'all run from this old-fashioned ass-whuppin'!"
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* Sheneneh's...contemplative(?) look after the rest of the gang asks her for the money to bail Martin out of jail. * Martin is accosted by a ScaryBlackMan who gets in his face, causing him to say "Stop the presses!"
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* Sheneneh's...contemplative(?) contemplative look after the rest of the gang asks her for the money to bail Martin out of jail. * Martin is accosted by a ScaryBlackMan who grabs him and gets right in his face, causing him to pinch his nose and say "Stop the presses!"

* Cole's attempt to impress Pam by making a bird call. [[NoSell It fails.]]
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* Cole's attempt to impress Pam by making a bird call. [[NoSell It fails.doesn't work.]]

* Cole's attempt to impress Pam by making a bird call. [[NoSell It fails.]]The dwarf bartender calling Martin "Shaquille."

* A police officer laughing hysterically at how Martin and Cole were beat up by little people.
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* A police officer laughing hysterically at how Martin and Cole were beat up by little people.people after taking their statement.

* The episode ends with [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming the gang and the little people mending fences and hugging]], but then Trey ruins the moment by asking Martin [[spoiler:if he can sleep with Gina]].
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* The episode ends with [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming the gang and the little people mending fences and hugging]], but then Trey [[MoodWhiplash ruins the moment moment]] by asking Martin [[spoiler:if he can sleep with Gina]]. Gina]], prompting the two groups to start fighting.

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** A candidate for the talent show pulls off a pretty impressive dance routine, and receives enthusiastic applause from Tommy, Gina, and Pam. But Martin has this to say: --->'''Martin''': I think you out your damn mind. Comin' in and jumpin' around like you ain't got no home training! Oh, hell, no! ** Martin griping at Tommy for bringing him the wrong sandwich, and then fake-slapping Tommy across the face with said sandwich. ** Martin's reply to Tommy [[WhatTheHellHero calling him out]] for his [[{{Pride}} arrogant behavior]]. --->'''Martin''': That's exactly what you said 'bout George Washington Carver and his peanut, but yo' asses still eatin' Skippy! * Cole's Music/MichaelJackson impression. ** Also his impression of Music/{{Prince}}. * Stan going onstage and singing "Meet Me with Yo' Drawers Off," prompting the audience to jeer and throw stuff at him as he keeps on singing undaunted.

* Jerome chasing Gina as she drives off and jumping on the hood of her car. * Sheneneh and her friends taunting another driver while Tommy's giving them a ride. -->'''Sheneneh''': Is that yo' wife or is yo' dog runnin' backwards?! * Cole trying to rein in Mama Payne, his mother, and another elderly woman when they start arguing, only for Mama Payne to threaten to hit him, followed by his mother chiding him for speaking disrespectfully to Mama Payne. * When it's Pam's day to drive the car, Officer Otis overreacts to her being parked in an unauthorized spot, and he proceeds to shatter one of the windows with his nightstick before jumping up and down on the car. ** Before that, Officer Otis accosts a burly man at the ATM. * At the end, everyone griping at each other about the damage done to the car.

* Martin getting into a brief scuffle with Miss Gerri in church. * Mama Payne's reaction to receiving Reverend Leon Lonnie Love's "blessing."

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** Martin fancies himself a smooth-talking, saxophone-playing ladies man with a large black hat. In his fantasy, Pam shows an attraction towards him before fainting. ** Cole's account doesn't even involve Martin and Gina at all; it just involves him making out with Pam. ** In Gina's account, she dates a rich snob until she sees Martin who, in her fantasy, is a stereotypical nerd. She even goes over and acts like she's trying to coax a shy pet out of hiding. ** Pam's version of events has Martin and Cole as criminals who crash the fancy party, and Martin takes Gina hostage. * [[OnlySaneMan Tommy]] calling out everyone else for their skewed perspectives, ending with him telling Cole "you need prayer."

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* Martin acting like he's going to be sick after lamenting being nice to Pam so he could sit in the skybox.

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* In the final dream sequence, after Pam lays back on his bed, Martin reaches over and pulls a lever, causing a VERY large weight to fall and squash Pam (who lets out a scream with a comical face). ** The episode ends with the same scene, only it's Martin who gets squashed by the weight. [[spoiler:It turns out to be a dream Pam is having.]]
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* During their argument, Martin tells Gina to get out, but when Gina starts to leave, he jumps up and starts begging her to come back.

* At the end, Martin gives Gina a footstool as an anniversary present, and he lies and says he bought it for her six months ago (in actuality, he bought it that same night).

* Martin tries to revive the [[spoiler:supposedly]] dead plumber. Using a plunger. * When the paramedics take too long to get to the apartment, Martin calls 911 and disguises his voice to make himself sound "white." It works...until he's asked a question and Cole gets on the phone and screws things up. * Martin's eulogy for the plumber, which includes the line "he laid pipe."

* Martin and Tommy acting out how Cole should stand up to his mother. * Martin and Gina have a watergun fight in the apartment. Gina wins.

* Martin makes a list of things that were stolen from his apartment, and he tries to add things he didn't own.
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* Martin makes a list of things that were stolen from his apartment, and he tries to add things he didn't own.''didn't'' own (like a big-screen TV).

-->'''Exterminator''': I tried everything! Smoke bombs! Tear gas! A .357 magnum!
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-->'''Exterminator''': I tried everything! Smoke bombs! Tear gas! A .357 magnum!Magnum!

* After Gina comes home right in the middle of Miss Trinidad trying to have sex with him, Martin, Miss Trinidad, and Gina just stare at each other silently before an embarrassed Martin goes "H-Hey, baby. What's up?"
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* After Gina comes home right in the middle of Miss Trinidad trying to have sex with him, Martin, Miss Trinidad, and Gina the three of them just stare at each other silently before an embarrassed Martin goes "H-Hey, baby. What's up?"

* The episode ends with the gang and the little people mending fences and hugging, but then Trey ruins the moment by asking Martin [[spoiler:if he can sleep with Gina]].
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* The episode ends with [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming the gang and the little people mending fences and hugging, hugging]], but then Trey ruins the moment by asking Martin [[spoiler:if he can sleep with Gina]].
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* This exchange: -->'''Gina''': Are you saying men don't get scared? -->'''Martin''': Only when you miss your period. * Cole relating the story of how he tried to scare his mother, only to cause her bladder to drop.

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* Cole [[spoiler:acting like he's]] getting beat up by invisible spirits, and Martin attempting to punch them in defense of his friend.

* Martin makes a list of things that were stolen from his apartment, and he tries to add things he didn't own. * Sheneneh trying to videotape Officer Warren as he's walking to Martin's apartment and make it look like [[PoliceBrutality he's hitting her]]. Warren refuses to go along with it and even turns to the video camera and says "I am not hitting her."

* Gina teasing Martin by singing "Ben" while playing the piano. * The exterminator (played by Music/LittleRichard) coming to Gina's apartment to complain to Martin about how he failed to kill the mouse in Martin's apartment. -->'''Exterminator''': I tried everything! Smoke bombs! Tear gas! A .357 magnum! * Sheneneh panicking after learning there's a mouse in Martin's apartment. She jumps into Tommy's arms and forces him into her own apartment against his protests. Luckily, Tommy gets free and exits Sheneneh's apartment just as Martin shows up. -->'''Martin''': Tommy, I don't wanna know.

* After Gina comes home right in the middle of Miss Trinidad trying to have sex with him, Martin, Miss Trinidad, and Gina just stare at each other silently before an embarrassed Martin goes "H-Hey, baby. What's up?"

* Sheneneh's contemplative look after the rest of the gang asks her for the money to bail Martin out of jail.
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* Sheneneh's contemplative Sheneneh's...contemplative(?) look after the rest of the gang asks her for the money to bail Martin out of jail.

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** And later, it's implied Martin hit the man.

* Cole's attempt to impress Pam by making a bird call. [[NoSell It fails.]] -->'''Pam''': That was sweet, Cole. Now can you do a pigeon so I can run over it with my car? * After Cole and Jerome start fighting in the convenience store, the store owner and his wife break up the fight, and he has this to say: -->'''Store Owner''': Have you learned nothing from the recent uprising in LA? Can't we all just...take this across the street to the Korean store?

* This: -->'''Bartender''': Hey! I don't want any fighting in here! -->'''Martin''': Shut up, Gary Coleman! -->'''Bartender''': (''looks shocked'') * Martin and Cole challenge Trey and the other little people in the bar, only for all of them to gang up on them, surrounding them. -->'''Martin and Cole''': [[OhCrap Aw, damn!]] * A police officer laughing hysterically at how Martin and Cole were beat up by little people.

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* The episode ends with the gang and the little people mending fences and hugging, but then Trey ruins the moment by asking Martin [[spoiler:if he can sleep with Gina]].

* Martin, the PrimaDonnaDirector.

* Reverend Leon Lonnie Love tearfully confessing his misdeeds to his congregation.
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* Reverend Leon Lonnie Love tearfully confessing his misdeeds to his congregation. congregation. It's funnier than it sounds.

* After Thomasina delivers her baby by shooting said baby out of her body and Martin catches it, Tommy wonders where the umbilical cord is. Martin's reply?
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* After Thomasina delivers her baby by shooting ''shooting said baby out of her body body'' and Martin catches it, Tommy wonders where the umbilical cord is. Martin's reply?

* After Thomasina delivers her baby by shooting said baby out of her body and TheReveal that Martin catches it, Tommy wonders where the umbilical cord is. Martin's reply?is wearing an ice pack on his...lower regions during his and Gina's abstinence.

* After Thomasina delivers her baby by shooting said baby out of her body and Martin catches it, Tommy wonders where Everything that happens in the umbilical cord is. Martin's reply?courtroom.

* Martin re-enacting ''Film/NewJackCity'' and making the rest of the gang play along. When everyone starts to leave the apartment, he even yells "Cole, sit yo' five-dollar ass down before I make change!" ** Martin tries using a stuffed dog to try and intimidate his friends, with little success. For bonus points, you can see Tichina Arnold and Thomas Mikal Ford {{corpsing}}.
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* Martin re-enacting ''Film/NewJackCity'' and making the rest of the gang play along. along by making them wear all-black clothes. When everyone starts to leave the apartment, apartment after he even yells announces he knows who stole his CD player, he quotes Nino Brown by yelling "Cole, sit yo' five-dollar ass down before I make change!" ** Martin tries using a stuffed dog to try and intimidate his friends, with little success. For bonus points, you can see Tichina Arnold and Thomas Mikal Ford {{corpsing}}.{{corpsing}} while this goes on.

** The reason [[spoiler:Bruh Man left a note under the bathroom sink]] is worth lots of giggles.
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** The reason [[spoiler:Bruh Man left a note under the bathroom sink]] is worth lots ''lots'' of giggles.

** * After Red calls him "corny," Martin gets on the radio and launches into an [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech insulting]], [[ClusterFBomb vulgar]] speech about Red, with the more inappropriate words bleeped out. All the while Red starts laughing hysterically. * After Red fires him, Martin grabs a trashcan and tries to chuck it through the studio window while telling "RADIO!" The reason [[spoiler:Bruh Man left a note under trashcan just hits the bathroom sink]] is worth lots of giggles.window and falls to the floor. When asked why he did that, Martin replies, "It looked fly when Spike did it in the movie."

** The reason [[spoiler:Bruh Man left a note under * [[BurgerFool Martin's brief stint at Hoochie Burger.]] "You're gonna have to lean closer to the bathroom sink]] is worth lots of giggles.hoochie!"

-->'''Tommy''': A take-in restaurant, Cole?
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-->'''Tommy''': A A-A take-in restaurant, Cole?
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