History Funny / Martin

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* Martin paces nervously with a cigarette in his mouth and frets to Gina that he's so desperate for ideas, he's taken up smoking. Gina then points out that the cigarette isn't even lit, causing Martin to reply that's because he doesn't allow smoking in his apartment.
* "Girl, yo' hair is so nappy, Wilson couldn't pick it!"



* Elroy (yet another character played by Martin Lawrence) driving Gina and Pam crazy with his singing and insisting on finishing his song before letting them drive away.

to:

* Martin getting into a heated argument with Bobbi, ending with him telling the women (sans Thomasina) to {{get out}}.
** As Thomasina goes into labor, a panicking Martin rushes to the door, pokes his head out, and calls "Bobbi, I need another man!"
* Elroy (yet another character played by Martin Lawrence) Creator/MartinLawrence) driving Gina and Pam crazy with his singing and insisting on finishing his song before letting them drive away.
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!!Beauty and the Beast

to:

!!Beauty [[AC:Beauty and the BeastBeast]]



!!The Gift Rapper

to:

!!The [[AC:The Gift RapperRapper]]



!!Things I Do For Love

to:

!!Things [[AC:Things I Do For LoveLove]]



!!Boyz 'R Us

to:

!!Boyz [[AC:Boyz 'R UsUs]]



!!Dead Men Don't Flush

to:

!!Dead [[AC:Dead Men Don't FlushFlush]]



!!Forever Sheneneh

to:

!!Forever Sheneneh[[AC:Forever Sheneneh]]



!!The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are Coming

to:

!!The [[AC:The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are ComingComing]]



!!Woman with a Past

to:

!!Woman [[AC:Woman with a PastPast]]



!!Baby, It's Cole'd in Here
* Martin and Tommy acting out how Cole should stand up to his mother.
** This includes Martin, acting as Cole, telling Big Shirley to "take the paper bag off yo' head."

to:

!!Baby, [[AC:Baby, It's Cole'd in Here
Here]]
* Martin and Tommy acting out how Cole should stand up to his mother.
** This
mother, which includes Martin, acting as Cole, telling Big Shirley to "take the paper bag off yo' head."



** And when Martin opens the door, he and Gina see Cole standing there holding up his arms defensively.

to:

** And when Martin opens answers the door, he and Gina see Cole standing there holding up his arms defensively.



!!The Night He Came Home

to:

!!The [[AC:The Night He Came HomeHome]]



!!The Great Payne Robbery

to:

!!The [[AC:The Great Payne RobberyRobbery]]



!!Three Men and a Mouse

to:

!!Three [[AC:Three Men and a MouseMouse]]



!!Radio Days

!!I've Got a Secret

to:

!!Radio Days

!!I've
[[AC:Radio Days]]

[[AC:I've
Got a SecretSecret]]



!!I Saw Gina Kissing Santa Claus

to:

!!I [[AC:I Saw Gina Kissing Santa ClausClaus]]



* After Arthur again gripes at him, Martin huffily tells him to not bother waking up on Christmas morning and "just lay in your dribble. Let it marinate!"



!!Do the Fight Thing

to:

!!Do [[AC:Do the Fight ThingThing]]



!!Blackboard Jungle Fever

to:

!!Blackboard [[AC:Blackboard Jungle FeverFever]]



!!The Break Up, Part 1

to:

!!The [[AC:The Break Up, Part 11]]



!!The Break Up, Part 2

to:

!!The [[AC:The Break Up, Part 22]]



-->'''Leon''': [[ChewingTheScenery OUT, SATAN! OUT, I SAY! BEELZEBUB, I REBUKE YOU!]]

!!The Break Up, Part 3

!!I'm Not Your Superwoman

to:

-->'''Leon''': -->'''Lonnie''': [[ChewingTheScenery OUT, SATAN! OUT, I SAY! BEELZEBUB, I REBUKE YOU!]]

!!The
YOU!]]
* While Lonnie is choking during Martin and Gina's row in the restaurant, Martin tells him to not worry because "It's just the Lord calling you home."
** After Martin hits Lonnie, he cries for Gina to hold him.

[[AC:The
Break Up, Part 3

!!I'm
3]]
* When asked by Pam how her date with Leon went, Gina characterizes Leon as "a psycho-religious, sexually-repressed ex-con."
** Followed by Pam replying "Well, other than that, how'd the date go?"

[[AC:I'm
Not Your SuperwomanSuperwoman]]



** Martin then tells Stan he gave his boss the fly, the boss died of pneumonia and left the station to Stan. Stan then points out that can't be proven.

to:

** Martin then tells Stan he gave his boss the fly, flu, the boss died of pneumonia and left the station to Stan. Stan then points out that can't be proven.



!!Credit Card Blues

to:

!!Credit [[AC:Credit Card BluesBlues]]



!!Jerome's in the House

to:

!!Jerome's [[AC:Jerome's in the HouseHouse]]



!!Your Arms Are Too Short to Box with Martin

to:

!!Your [[AC:Your Arms Are Too Short to Box with MartinMartin]]



!!Variety Show

to:

!!Variety Show[[AC:Variety Show]]



!!Baby, You Can Drive My Car

to:

!!Baby, [[AC:Baby, You Can Drive My CarCar]]



!!Checks, Lies and Videotape

to:

!!Checks, [[AC:Checks, Lies and VideotapeVideotape]]



* Mama Payne's reaction to receiving Reverend Leon Lonnie Love's "blessing."
* Reverend Love [[TearsOfRemorse tearfully]] confessing his misdeeds to his congregation. It's funnier than it sounds.

to:

* Mama Payne's reaction to receiving Reverend Leon Lonnie Love's Lonnie's "blessing."
* Reverend Love Lonnie [[TearsOfRemorse tearfully]] confessing his misdeeds to his congregation. It's funnier than it sounds.




!!Do You Remember the Time?

to:

\n!!Do [[AC:Do You Remember the Time?Time?]]



!!Really, Gina Is Not My Lover

to:

!!Really, [[AC:Really, Gina Is Not My LoverLover]]



!!Got to Be There

!!Beat It

!!Baby, It's You

to:

!!Got [[AC:Got to Be There

!!Beat It

!!Baby,
There]]

[[AC:Beat It]]

[[AC:Baby,
It's YouYou]]
* Elroy (yet another character played by Martin Lawrence) driving Gina and Pam crazy with his singing and insisting on finishing his song before letting them drive away.
** And as they drive off, [[GotMeDoingIt Gina and Pam are heard singing Elroy's song]].



!!Workin' Day & Night

!!Control

to:

!!Workin' [[AC:Workin' Day & Night

!!Control
Night]]

[[AC:Control]]



!!You've Got a Friend

!!To Kill a Talking Bird

to:

!!You've [[AC:You've Got a Friend

!!To
Friend]]

[[AC:To
Kill a Talking BirdBird]]



!!Fat Like Dat

to:

!!Fat [[AC:Fat Like DatDat]]



!!Hollywood Swinging, Part 1

to:

!!Hollywood [[AC:Hollywood Swinging, Part 11]]



!!Hollywood Swinging, Part 2

to:

!!Hollywood [[AC:Hollywood Swinging, Part 22]]



!!Thanks for Nothing

!!Whoop! There It Ain't

to:

!!Thanks [[AC:Thanks for Nothing

!!Whoop!
Nothing]]

[[AC:Whoop!
There It Ain'tAin't]]
* Martin sends Archibald Berry, one of Gina's co-workers, away by claiming some guys are talking smack about him. Archibald then comes back, tells Martin he "put accounting in check," and points to a stunned man holding his eye.
** Archibald is then seen talking monotonously to Pam, who stands with the funniest bored look on her face.
* Titus the CampGay hairdresser approaching Martin while he's trying to entice Gina into a quickie.
** As Martin and Gina head off to the back, Titus calls after him "She'll just use you, Golden Brown." He then approaches Tommy and Cole and asks who they're there with, and the two guys grab a nearby woman and hold her between them.
* Martin and Gina rushing their friends out of the apartment so they can have sex before it turns midnight.



!!Holiday Blues

!!No Justice, No Peace

to:

!!Holiday Blues

!!No
[[AC:Holiday Blues]]

[[AC:No
Justice, No PeacePeace]]



!!Suspicious Minds

to:

!!Suspicious Minds[[AC:Suspicious Minds]]



-->'''[[spoiler:Bruh Man]]''': I figured you'd look there, since I [[spoiler:used up all yo' toilet paper]].

!!Love is in Your Face, Part 1

!!Love is in Your Face, Part 2

!!Arms Are for Hugging

!!Guard Your Grill

!!Yours, Mine and Ours

!!I Don't Have the Heart

to:

-->'''[[spoiler:Bruh --->'''[[spoiler:Bruh Man]]''': I figured you'd look there, since I [[spoiler:used up all yo' toilet paper]].

!!Love [[AC:Love is in Your Face, Part 1

!!Love
1]]

[[AC:Love
is in Your Face, Part 2

!!Arms
2]]

[[AC:Arms
Are for Hugging

!!Guard
Hugging]]

[[AC:Guard
Your Grill

!!Yours,
Grill]]

[[AC:Yours,
Mine and Ours

!!I
Ours]]
* Martin checking out a TV set that Nikos, the store owner, informs him is called the "Bitch 200."
* Nikos trying to persuade Martin to buy the Hoshitashi by filming his mouth telling Martin to "Buy me, Martin" and quickly getting found out.
* After Gina forces him to take back the Hoshitashi, Martin is then seen watching the Bitch 200 with Tommy and Cole.

[[AC:I
Don't Have the HeartHeart]]



!!Crunchy Drawers

to:

!!Crunchy Drawers[[AC:Crunchy Drawers]]



!!No Love Lost

!!The Hoe Down in Motown

to:

!!No [[AC:No Love Lost

!!The
Lost]]

[[AC:The
Hoe Down in MotownMotown]]



!!Martin's on the Move

to:

!!Martin's [[AC:Martin's on the Move
Move]]
* Martin complaining that one network acted like he was banned, which is an ActorAllusion to Martin Lawrence being banned from ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' for his raunchy performance during a guest appearance.




!!In Search of...Martin

to:

\n!!In [[AC:In Search of...MartinMartin]]



!!Martin Returns

!!I've Got Work to Do

to:

!!Martin Returns

!!I've
[[AC:Martin Returns]]

[[AC:I've
Got Work to DoDo]]



!!Martin Gets Paid

!!Break Up to Make Up

!!The Closer I Get to You

!!Movin' On In

!!Momma's Baby, Martin's Maybe

!!Whole Lotto Trouble

!!Get a Job

to:

!!Martin [[AC:Martin Gets Paid

!!Break
Paid]]

[[AC:Break
Up to Make Up

!!The
Up]]

[[AC:The
Closer I Get to You

!!Movin'
You]]
* Martin's [[BigNo reaction]] to finding out about Tommy and Pam's RelationshipUpgrade. The shot of him screaming is shown three times before fading to the next scene.

[[AC:Movin'
On In

!!Momma's
In]]

[[AC:Momma's
Baby, Martin's Maybe

!!Whole
Maybe]]

[[AC:Whole
Lotto Trouble

!!Get
Trouble]]

[[AC:Get
a JobJob]]



!!Feast or Famine

!!Lockin' Boots

to:

!!Feast [[AC:Feast or Famine

!!Lockin' Boots
Famine]]

[[AC:Lockin' Boots]]



!!Go Tell It on the Martin

!!'Xpress Yourself

!!Sophisticated Ladies

to:

!!Go [[AC:Go Tell It on the Martin

!!'Xpress Yourself

!!Sophisticated Ladies
Martin]]

[[AC:'Xpress Yourself]]

[[AC:Sophisticated Ladies]]



!!Ain't Nuttin' Goin' on But the Rent

!!The Ex-Files

!!All the Players Came

!!Best and Bester

!!High Noon

!!Mother of the Bride

!!C.R.E.A.M.

to:

!!Ain't [[AC:Ain't Nuttin' Goin' on But the Rent

!!The Ex-Files

!!All
Rent]]

[[AC:The Ex-Files]]

[[AC:All
the Players Came

!!Best
Came]]

[[AC:Best
and Bester

!!High Noon

!!Mother
Bester]]

[[AC:High Noon]]

[[AC:Mother
of the Bride

!!C.
Bride]]

[[AC:C.
R.E.A.M.]]



!!Girlfriend

!!Romantic Weekend

to:

!!Girlfriend

!!Romantic Weekend
[[AC:Girlfriend]]

[[AC:Romantic Weekend]]



!!The Bachelor Party

!!Wedding Bell Blues

!!Love is a Beach

to:

!!The [[AC:The Bachelor Party

!!Wedding
Party]]

[[AC:Wedding
Bell Blues

!!Love
Blues]]

[[AC:Love
is a Beach
Beach]]




!!Martin in the Corner Pocket

to:

\n!!Martin [[AC:Martin in the Corner PocketPocket]]
* Mama Payne's message on the Paynes' answering machine.



!!Kill Him With Kindness

!!Blow, Baby, Blow

!!Ring a Ding, Ding, Gone

!!Love T.K.O.

!!He Say, She Say

!!Uptown Friday Night

to:

!!Kill [[AC:Kill Him With Kindness

!!Blow,
Kindness]]

[[AC:Blow,
Baby, Blow

!!Ring
Blow]]

[[AC:Ring
a Ding, Ding, Gone

!!Love
Gone]]

[[AC:Love
T.K.O.

!!He
O.]]

[[AC:He
Say, She Say

!!Uptown
Say]]

[[AC:Uptown
Friday NightNight]]



!!Old School Loving

to:

!!Old [[AC:Old School LovingLoving]]



!!Cole on Ice

to:

!!Cole [[AC:Cole on IceIce]]



!!Housekeeper from Hell

to:

!!Housekeeper [[AC:Housekeeper from HellHell]]



!!Three Homies and a Baby

to:

!!Three [[AC:Three Homies and a BabyBaby]]



!!Headin' for Trouble

!!Swing Thing

!!The Bodyguard

!!Green Card

to:

!!Headin' [[AC:Headin' for Trouble

!!Swing Thing

!!The Bodyguard

!!Green Card
Trouble]]

[[AC:Swing Thing]]

[[AC:The Bodyguard]]

[[AC:Green Card]]



!!You're All I Need

to:

!!You're [[AC:You're All I NeedNeed]]



!!Kicked to the Curb

to:

!!Kicked [[AC:Kicked to the CurbCurb]]



!!The Best of Martin

to:

!!The [[AC:The Best of MartinMartin]]



!!The Love Jones Connection

to:

!!The [[AC:The Love Jones ConnectionConnection]]



!!Where the Party At?

to:

!!Where [[AC:Where the Party At?At?]]



!!Homeo & Juliet

to:

!!Homeo [[AC:Homeo & JulietJuliet]]



* When James Earl Jackson, the play's director and star, asserts that Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy, Martin begs to differ by saying ''Film/CooleyHigh'' was a tragedy and lamenting that Cochise was killed. He and his friends then sing a song from said movie until Pam yells at them to shut up.

to:

* When James Earl Jackson, the play's director and star, asserts that Romeo ''Romeo and Juliet Juliet'' is a tragedy, Martin begs to differ by saying ''Film/CooleyHigh'' was a tragedy and lamenting that Cochise was killed. He and his friends then sing a song from said movie until Pam yells at them to shut up.



!!The Cabin Show

to:

!!The [[AC:The Cabin ShowShow]]



!!The Tooth Will Set You Free

to:

!!The [[AC:The Tooth Will Set You FreeFree]]



!!Martin, I Want to Sing

to:

!!Martin, [[AC:Martin, I Want to SingSing]]



!!D.M.V. Blues

to:

!!D.[[AC:D.M.V. BluesBlues]]



!!Why Can't We Be Friends, Part 1

to:

!!Why [[AC:Why Can't We Be Friends, Part 11]]



!!Why Can't We Be Friends, Part 2

to:

!!Why [[AC:Why Can't We Be Friends, Part 22]]






!!Is You Is or Is You Ain't

to:

!!Is [[AC:Is You Is or Is You Ain'tAin't]]



!!Back in Trouble Again

to:

!!Back [[AC:Back in Trouble AgainAgain]]



!!Sophomore Jinx

to:

!!Sophomore Jinx[[AC:Sophomore Jinx]]



!!Working Girls

to:

!!Working Girls[[AC:Working Girls]]



!!Boo's in the House

to:

!!Boo's [[AC:Boo's in the HouseHouse]]



!!Banging Hard in the School Yard

!!The Life You Save May Make You Rich

to:

!!Banging [[AC:Banging Hard in the School Yard

!!The
Yard]]

[[AC:The
Life You Save May Make You RichRich]]



!!Snow White

to:

!!Snow White[[AC:Snow White]]



!!Come on Over to My Place

to:

!!Come [[AC:Come on Over to My PlacePlace]]



!!Scrooge

to:

!!Scrooge[[AC:Scrooge]]



!!Waiting, Debating and Ovulating

to:

!!Waiting, [[AC:Waiting, Debating and OvulatingOvulating]]



!!You Play Too Much

to:

!!You [[AC:You Play Too MuchMuch]]



!!Ain't That About a Ditch

!!Goin' Overboard, Part 1

to:

!!Ain't [[AC:Ain't That About a Ditch

!!Goin'
Ditch]]

[[AC:Goin'
Overboard, Part 11]]



!!Goin' Overboard, Part 2

to:

!!Goin' [[AC:Goin' Overboard, Part 22]]



!!Power to the People's Court

to:

!!Power [[AC:Power to the People's CourtCourt]]



!!I, Martin, Take Thee Pam?

to:

!!I, [[AC:I, Martin, Take Thee Pam?Pam?]]



!!Auction

to:

!!Auction[[AC:Auction]]



!!Daddy Dearest

to:

!!Daddy Dearest[[AC:Daddy Dearest]]



!!Stake-Out

to:

!!Stake-Out[[AC:Stake-Out]]



!!Goin' for Mine

to:

!!Goin' [[AC:Goin' for MineMine]]



!!One Flew Over the Hoochie's Nest

to:

!!One [[AC:One Flew Over the Hoochie's NestNest]]



!!California, Here We Come, Parts 1 & 2

to:

!!California, [[AC:California, Here We Come, Parts 1 & 2
2]]



[[folder:Meta]]

[[/folder]]

to:

[[folder:Meta]]

[[/folder]]
!!Meta
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* Martin watching a {{monster movie}} and commenting that people who look back at the attacking monster always die.

to:

* Martin watching a {{monster movie}} monster movie and commenting that people who look back at the attacking monster always die.



* Creator/MartinLawrence as Bob the White Guy ([[ChekovsGunman who was first mentioned in the pilot]]) at Gina's party.

to:

* Creator/MartinLawrence as Bob the White Guy ([[ChekovsGunman ([[ChekhovsGunman who was first mentioned in the pilot]]) at Gina's party.
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* When Gina insists to Pam that Martin is a sweetheart, Pam asks her if [[DomesticAbuser Martin is beating her]].

to:

* When Gina insists to Pam that Martin is a sweetheart, Pam worriedly asks her if [[DomesticAbuser Martin is beating her]].



** This is followed by [[SarcasmMode Pam reciting a prayer to God for a man who's just as sweet and loving as Martin]].

to:

** This is followed by [[SarcasmMode Pam Pam, in full-on SarcasmMode, reciting a prayer to God {{God}} for a man who's just as sweet and loving as Martin]].Martin.



* Gina demands that she and Martin speak in private, but Martin refuses, so Gina divulges to everyone else present that [[ManlyTears he cried]] during ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', causing Martin to ask if he can speak her in private.
* During their argument, Martin tells Gina to {{get out}}, but when Gina starts to leave, he jumps up from the bed and starts begging her to come back.
* After Martin gets Gina to act as though he won their argument and they leave the bedroom, he yells "And don't let it happen again!"

to:

* Gina demands that she and Martin speak in private, but Martin refuses, so Gina divulges to everyone else present that [[ManlyTears he cried]] during ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', causing Martin to [[TranquilFury calmly but angrily]] ask if he can speak her in private.
* During their argument, Martin tells Gina to {{get out}}, but when as Gina then starts to leave, he jumps up from the bed and starts begging her to come back.
* After Martin gets Gina to act as though he won their argument and they leave the bedroom, argument, he yells "And don't let it happen again!"
again!" as they leave the bedroom.
** They then come upon Pam attacking Cole.



* After returning to an angry Gina, Martin spins a lie about how Cole was supposed to leave his gift for Gina in Gina's apartment, and he mentions how he punched Cole before coming to Gina's apartment.
* When Martin insists that Gina push him out her window, Gina warns him to not tempt her.

to:

* After returning to an angry Gina, Martin spins a lie about how Cole was supposed to leave his anniversary gift for Gina in Gina's her apartment, and he mentions how he went over to Cole's place and punched Cole before coming to Gina's apartment.
* When Martin insists that Gina push him out her apartment window, Gina warns him to not tempt her.



* Martin complaining about how Cole messed up the jacket he let him borrow.

to:

* Martin complaining about how Cole messed up the jacket he let him borrow.
borrow, commenting that Cole's whole night is written on the jacket.



* Tommy asks Martin if he thinks Disney/PeterPan is gay because he hangs out in a tree with the Lost Boys, and Martin replies that Peter Pan had Tinkerbell. Tommy points out Tinkerbell was really small, but [[PerverseSexualLust Martin points out that Tinkerbell had a big butt]].

to:

* Tommy asks Martin if he thinks Disney/PeterPan is gay because he hangs out in a tree with the Lost Boys, and Martin replies that Peter Pan had Tinkerbell. When Tommy points out then counters that Tinkerbell was really small, but [[PerverseSexualLust Martin points out that Tinkerbell had a big butt]].



* When Martin starts to freak out over Gina making more money than he does, Tommy cautions him "Don't go there, bro."
** Pam then steps up and tells Martin that Gina was going to tell him about her pay raise, then mockingly assures him it'll happen for him and tells him to "Keep hope alive, my brother" with a raised fist. Cue Martin telling Pam, Tommy, and Cole to {{get out}} of his apartment ("Keep hope out of my house!").
** Martin childishly suggesting to Gina that she should "[[GetOut do what [Tommy, Cole, and Pam] just did]]." When Gina asks if they're still on for dinner, he tells her he has to check his finances.
* When Cole reveals he told his mother about Martin's financial situation, Tommy laments that "telling your mother is like putting it on Arsenio the night Eddie's on!"

to:

* When Martin starts to freak out {{freak out}} over Gina making more money than he does, Tommy cautions him "Don't go there, bro."
** Pam then steps up and tells Martin that Gina was going to tell him about her pay raise, then mockingly assures him it'll happen for him and tells him to "Keep hope alive, my brother" with a raised fist. Cue Martin telling Pam, Tommy, and Cole to {{get out}} of his apartment ("Keep hope out of my house!").
** Martin childishly suggesting to that Gina that she should "[[GetOut do what [Tommy, Cole, and Pam] just did]]." When Gina asks if they're still on for dinner, he tells her he has to check his finances.
finances, prompting Gina to storm out.
* When Cole reveals he told his mother about Martin's financial situation, situation much to Martin's consternation, Tommy laments that "telling your mother is like putting it on Arsenio the night Eddie's on!"



* When Mrs. Brown makes an unkind remark about Martin, Mama Payne jumps up and prepares to fight, even snatching off her wig.

to:

* When Mrs. Brown makes an unkind remark about Martin, Mama Payne jumps up and prepares to fight, fight the other woman, even snatching off her wig.



* When Tommy arrives, he heads to the bathroom and comes back into the living room, asking "Who's that fat guy sleeping on your floor?"
* When the paramedics take too long to get to the apartment, Martin calls 911 and disguises his voice to make himself sound white. It works...until he's asked a question and then Cole gets on the phone and screws things up.
* When the gang decides to [[DueToTheDead have a funeral for the plumber at Gina's urging]], they try to figure out what his name was. Martin finally suggests "D.P." Gina comments that it's beautiful, only for Martin to then explain that it stands for "Dead Plumber."

to:

* When Tommy arrives, he heads to the bathroom and calmly comes back into the living room, asking "Who's that fat guy sleeping on your floor?"
* When the paramedics take too long to get to the apartment, Martin calls 911 and disguises his voice to make himself sound white. "white." It works...until he's asked a question and then Cole gets on the phone and screws things up.
* When the gang decides to [[DueToTheDead have a funeral for the plumber at Gina's urging]], they try to figure out what his name was. Martin finally suggests "D.P." Gina comments that it's beautiful, beautiful...only for Martin to then explain that it stands for "Dead Plumber."



* Martin watching a monster movie and commenting that people who look back at the attacking monster always die.

to:

* Martin watching a monster movie {{monster movie}} and commenting that people who look back at the attacking monster always die.



** When Gina explains that her parents are visiting and she doesn't want her father to know that Martin sleeps at her apartment, Martin grabs a picture of Gina's father, puts it down on the coffee table in front of himself and Gina, and kisses Gina while pretending that Dr. Waters can see what's going on.
* Martin offers to wear a bow-tie at dinner with Gina's parents, after Gina reveals her father made her last boyfriend, who was a Muslim, cry.
* As Martin prepares for the dinner and Tommy assures him everything'll be okay, Cole says just the opposite and Tommy looks as though he's about to throw the thing he's holding at him.
* Martin making a complete fool of himself at dinner. It really goes downhill when Dr. Waters, in response to Martin's crack about chiropractors, reveals he's a chiropractor and Martin accidentally spills his drink on Mrs. Waters, then tries to wipe it off, inadvertently fondling Gina's mother in the process. Martin then bumps into a waiter, who ends up dropping a bowl of soup on Dr. Waters.

to:

** When Gina explains that her parents are visiting and she doesn't want her father to know that Martin sleeps at her apartment, Martin grabs a picture of Gina's father, puts it down on the coffee table in front of himself and Gina, Gina; and kisses Gina while pretending that Dr. Waters can see what's going on.
* Martin offers to wear a bow-tie at dinner with Gina's parents, parents after Gina reveals her father made her last boyfriend, who was a Muslim, cry.
* As Martin prepares for the dinner and Tommy assures him that everything'll be okay, Cole says just the opposite and Tommy looks as though he's about to throw the thing he's holding at him.
* Martin making a complete fool of himself at the dinner. It really goes downhill when Dr. Waters, in response to Martin's crack about chiropractors, reveals he's a chiropractor and Martin accidentally spills his drink on Mrs. Waters, then tries to wipe it off, inadvertently fondling Gina's mother in the process. Martin then bumps into a waiter, who ends up dropping a bowl of soup on Dr. Waters.



* Creator/MartinLawrence as Bob the White Guy (who was first mentioned in the pilot) at Gina's party.

to:

* Creator/MartinLawrence as Bob the White Guy (who ([[ChekovsGunman who was first mentioned in the pilot) pilot]]) at Gina's party.



* The King Beef movie Cole watches, which shows King Beef, playing some kind of scientist and speaking with a funny accent, saying they must flee to America, but first he must dance, which he proceeds to do as his women cheer him on.

to:

* The King Beef movie that Cole watches, which shows King Beef, playing some kind of scientist and speaking with a funny accent, saying they must flee to America, but first he must dance, which he proceeds to do as his women cheer him on.



* Mrs. Porter tells Martin and Gina that the police officer who took her statement told her to move; this becomes a BrickJoke when Officer Warren tells Martin and Gina that he told Mrs. Porter to move after she was robbed.
* The minor RunningGag of Officer Warren (played by Creator/RichardMoll) hitting his head on the door frame of Martin's apartment. The third time it happens, he complains, "Damn Japanese architects."

to:

* Mrs. Porter tells Martin and Gina that the police officer who took her statement told her to move; this becomes a BrickJoke when Officer Warren tells Martin and Gina that he was the one who told Mrs. Porter to move after she was robbed.
* The minor RunningGag of Officer Warren (played by Creator/RichardMoll) hitting his head on the door frame of Martin's apartment. The third time it happens, he complains, complains "Damn Japanese architects."



* When Cole tells him "I'll see you in Hell," Martin fires back with "Yeah, and you'll be the only one down there still livin' with your mother!"

to:

* When Martin's NeverMyFault speech after being confronted about revealing on the radio that Pam dresses sexy to get a raise at work.
* Martin's response to
Cole tells telling him "I'll see you in Hell," Martin fires back with "Yeah, Hell":
-->'''Martin''': Yeah,
and you'll be the only one down there still livin' with your mother!"mother!


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* Martin's account of the Nativity.
** After he and Mary are denied shelter at the inn, Joseph expresses his belief that it'll be like that for the next 2000 years.
** Baby Jesus is essentially Martin's head.
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* After returning to an angry Gina, Martin spins a lie about how Cole was supposed to leave his gift for Gina in Gina's apartment, and he mentions how he punched Cole's ass before coming to Gina's apartment.

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* After returning to an angry Gina, Martin spins a lie about how Cole was supposed to leave his gift for Gina in Gina's apartment, and he mentions how he punched Cole's ass Cole before coming to Gina's apartment.
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* Reverend Leon Lonnie Love [[TearsOfRemorse tearfully]] confessing his misdeeds to his congregation. It's funnier than it sounds.

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* Reverend Leon Lonnie Love [[TearsOfRemorse tearfully]] confessing his misdeeds to his congregation. It's funnier than it sounds.



** In Gina's account, she dates a rich snob until she sees Martin who, in her fantasy, is a [[BlackAndNerdy stereotypical nerd]]. She even goes over and acts like she's trying to coax a shy pet out of hiding.

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** In Gina's account, she dates a rich snob until she sees Martin who, in her fantasy, who is characterized as a [[BlackAndNerdy stereotypical nerd]]. She even goes over and acts like she's trying to coax a shy pet out of hiding.hiding.
*** Martin then remarks "You fell for me because I was a punk?"



* Gina's disastrous makeover, which includes getting an avocado mask (resulting in an allergic reaction) and receiving an injection of novocaine which causes her to drool, much to Martin's disgust.

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* Gina's disastrous makeover, which includes getting an avocado mask (resulting in an allergic reaction) and receiving an injection of novocaine Novocaine which causes her to drool, much to Martin's disgust.



* Pam agrees to be Cole's date to the class reunion, but she quickly gets fed up, splashes a drink in his face, and storms off.
* Gina, still suffering the effects of her avocado allergy and/or novocaine injection, giving (or, more specifically, ''[[{{Angrish}} mumbling]]'') the other class reunion guests a ReasonYouSuckSpeech for disrespecting Martin.

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* Pam agrees to be Cole's date to the class reunion, but she quickly gets fed up, [[FoodSlap splashes a drink in his face, face]], and storms off.
* Gina, still suffering the effects of her avocado allergy and/or novocaine Novocaine injection, giving (or, more specifically, ''[[{{Angrish}} mumbling]]'') the other class reunion guests a ReasonYouSuckSpeech for disrespecting Martin.
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* Three of Gina's co-workers silently leaving Gina's office after listening to Martin bombastically assert he's the dominant one in his relationship.

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* Three of Gina's co-workers silently leaving Gina's office after listening to Martin bombastically assert over the radio that he's the dominant one in his relationship.



* Gina demands that she and Martin speak in private, but Martin refuses, so Gina divulges to everyone present that [[ManlyTears he cried]] during ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', causing Martin to ask if he can speak her in private.
* During their argument, Martin tells Gina to get out, but when Gina starts to leave, he jumps up and starts begging her to come back.

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* Gina demands that she and Martin speak in private, but Martin refuses, so Gina divulges to everyone else present that [[ManlyTears he cried]] during ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', causing Martin to ask if he can speak her in private.
* During their argument, Martin tells Gina to get out, {{get out}}, but when Gina starts to leave, he jumps up from the bed and starts begging her to come back.



* When Martin insists upon Gina pushing him out her window, Gina warns him to not tempt her.

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* When Martin insists upon that Gina pushing push him out her window, Gina warns him to not tempt her.



** Pam then steps up and tells Martin that Gina was going to tell him about her pay raise, then mockingly assures him it'll happen for him and tells him to "Keep hope alive, my brother" with a raised fist. Cue Martin telling Pam, Tommy, and Cole to {{get out}} of his apartment.

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** Pam then steps up and tells Martin that Gina was going to tell him about her pay raise, then mockingly assures him it'll happen for him and tells him to "Keep hope alive, my brother" with a raised fist. Cue Martin telling Pam, Tommy, and Cole to {{get out}} of his apartment.apartment ("Keep hope out of my house!").



* Martin watching a monster movie and commenting that people who look back at the monster always die.

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* Martin watching a monster movie and commenting that people who look back at the attacking monster always die.



* Creator/MartinLawrence as Bob the White Guy (who was mentioned in the pilot) at Gina's party.

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* Creator/MartinLawrence as Bob the White Guy (who was first mentioned in the pilot) at Gina's party.



* The King Beef movie Cole watches, which shows King Beef, playing some kind of scientist and speaking in a funny accent, saying they must flee to America, but first he must dance, which he proceeds to do as his women cheer him on.

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* The King Beef movie Cole watches, which shows King Beef, playing some kind of scientist and speaking in with a funny accent, saying they must flee to America, but first he must dance, which he proceeds to do as his women cheer him on.



* The minor RunningGag of Officer Warren (played by Creator/RichardMoll) hitting his head on the door frame of Martin's apartment. The second time it happens, he complains, "Damn Japanese architects."
* Martin is making a list of things that were stolen from his apartment, and he tries to add things he ''didn't'' own (like a big-screen TV).

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* The minor RunningGag of Officer Warren (played by Creator/RichardMoll) hitting his head on the door frame of Martin's apartment. The second third time it happens, he complains, "Damn Japanese architects."
* After he and Gina walk Mrs. Porter back to her apartment, Martin is making asks Gina "Did you see what {{Jesus}} wrote in her yearbook?"
* When Martin and Gina enter the former's apartment and find it empty, they step back out and check the apartment number on the door before going back inside, at which point Martin goes "[[OhCrap Damn!]]"
* While Martin makes
a list of things that were stolen from his apartment, and he tries to add things he ''didn't'' own (like own, like a big-screen TV).TV.



* Officer Warren mocking Martin's suggestion to act tough when faced with burglars.

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* Officer Warren mocking Martin's earlier suggestion to act tough when faced with burglars.



* Martin going berserk on a dummy while demonstrating to Gina, Tommy, and Cole how to fight a burglar.
* When the robber enters the apartment while the lights are out, the gang is then heard fighting. When the lights come back on, we see that Martin is fighting the dummy (again), Tommy is manhandling Cole, and Gina has the robber in a choke-hold.



* when the mouse ends up in Cole's jean pocket, Cole starts whining and Martin tells him to be a man, then [[LiteralAsskicking kicks him in the ass]] to try and kill the mouse.

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* when When the mouse ends up in Cole's jean pocket, Cole starts whining and Martin tells him to be a man, then [[LiteralAsskicking kicks him in the ass]] to try and kill the mouse.




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* When Cole tells him "I'll see you in Hell," Martin fires back with "Yeah, and you'll be the only one down there still livin' with your mother!"
* In order to repair his friendships, Martin goes on the radio and reveals that, before he met Gina, [[spoiler:he tried to sleep with Sheneneh]].
** The episode ends with [[spoiler:Sheneneh bursting into Martin's apartment and telling him to "Come on home," much to Martin's horrified shock]].




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* Martin, acting as Santa Claus, gives Arthur the name "Water-Head."
* After Cole finally arrives, all the kids turn on Martin and attack him.


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** During their second fight, when Gina finds the picture, Martin says he wanted to see what their daughter might look like.


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* After Trey and his friend ask to speak with Tommy out in the hallway and Tommy leaves, Cole remarks he has a sudden urge to rent ''Film/HoneyIShrunkTheKids''.


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* After one of the little people hits Tommy with his nun-chunks, Tommy angrily grabs the nun-chunks and throws them down the alley.
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* Cole mistaking the word "concubine" or "porcupine."

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* Cole mistaking the word "concubine" or for "porcupine."



* Tommy pointing out Martin's [[TheMiser stinginess]] by saying that Martin buys a Christmas card, makes a photocopy of it, and sends the original back for a refund.

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* Tommy pointing out Martin's [[TheMiser stinginess]] stinginess by saying that Martin buys a Christmas card, makes a photocopy of it, and sends the original back for a refund.
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* Tommy pointing out Martin's stinginess by saying that Martin buys a Christmas card, makes a photocopy of it, and sends the original back for a refund.

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* Tommy pointing out Martin's stinginess [[TheMiser stinginess]] by saying that Martin buys a Christmas card, makes a photocopy of it, and sends the original back for a refund.



** Martin pranks Tommy by placing a rubber mouse by his feet. When Tommy sees the mouse, he hollers and jumps onto the couch.

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** Martin pranks Tommy by placing a rubber fake mouse by his feet. When Tommy sees the mouse, he hollers and jumps onto the couch.



* The other detectives laughing at Martin after he admits he helped the robber rob his apartment. Martin then asks them "Shouldn't you be out lookin' for the other glove?" (referring O.J. Simpson).

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* The other detectives laughing at Martin after he admits he helped the robber rob his apartment. Martin then asks them "Shouldn't you be out lookin' for the other glove?" (referring to O.J. Simpson).



* When Martin calls the gang to check in on them, he orders Cole to get out of his refrigerator.



* After Cole gives his testimony, Ronnie Cochran out-manuevers him by getting him to admit that his eyes were closed while he was making out with Shainece, meaning he didn't see the accident.

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* After Cole gives his testimony, Ronnie Cochran out-manuevers him by getting him to admit that his eyes were closed while he was making out with Shainece, Shanise, meaning he didn't see the accident.



* Ronnie Cochran commending Sheneneh for her courage and remarking to the audience there should be a movie called ''Waiting to Sheneneh''.

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* Ronnie Cochran commending Sheneneh for her courage and remarking to the audience there should be a movie called ''Waiting to Sheneneh''.



* After finding out Leon Lonnie Love is on the island, Pam mentions he was accidentally freed from prison, causing Martin to correct her by saying he actually escaped from prison ("I saw the whole thing on ''Series/{{COPS}}''").



* After Tommy opposes Martin's plan to "whip [Lonnie's] happy ass," Cole then suggests "Yeah, why don't you just beat him up?"



* The cuckoo clock blowing a raspberry at Pam.



* Martin constantly getting his hand hit by the nun when he tries to take back the cuckoo clock.

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* The Irish nun at the orphanage thinking Martin is an orphan.
** There's also the nun seeing through Martin's attempt to bribe her for the cuckoo clock.
* Martin constantly getting his hand hit by the Irish nun when he tries to take back the cuckoo clock.



** At some point, Cole ventures out of the bathroom, only to go running back inside after Sergeant Strong screams at Martin.



* Gina's birthday present for Pam: a half-eaten French fry that belonged to Creator/DenzelWashington.
** When Cole is about to eat the fry, Pam stops him and takes it to her bedroom, talking to it as though it were a baby.
* Pam thinking the computer Tommy gave her as a birthday present is stolen after Tommy mentions he got it from his job.
* When the police detectives come by, Cole thinks they're looking into stolen computers and he yells for Pam to escape.




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* Martin greeting Pam by calling her "[[Creator/ClintEastwood Clint Beast-wood]]."


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* When the rest of the gang figures out Tammy's true identity and Martin announces his intentions to restrain her, Tammy grabs some guy's fork and speaks into it, saying "[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Beam me up, Scotty!]]"
** Martin orders Cole to grab Tammy, but Cole refuses, saying "Crazy people know how to fight." The guys then tell Shanise to handle Tammy, but [[TheDitz Shanise takes the fork and tries to get reception on it, calling for Captain Kirk]]. She then tells Tammy she thinks it's broken, causing Tammy to complain she broke her "[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} Terminator]]."
** Tammy then flees Pam's apartment, yelling for "Scotty!"


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* When the gang (sans Martin) returns to Pam's apartment, it turns out Cole has been injected with a tranquilizer back at the mental hospital.
** Just seconds after he and Shanise enter the kitchen to do some cleaning, Cole is heard collapsing on some dishes, followed by the sounds of him snoring.
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* Martin refusing to attend another party at Gina's workplace because he always ends up stuck in the corner with a guy named Bob, followed by him doing an impression of Bob telling him "Martin, I saw ''Film/BoyzNTheHood''. I didn't know, Martin, I didn't know."
* When Gina insists Martin is a sweetheart, Pam asks her if [[DomesticAbuser Martin is beating her]].
* Three of Gina's co-workers silently leaving Gina's office after listening to Martin bombastically asserts he's the dominant one in their relationship.

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* Martin refusing refuses to attend another party at Gina's workplace because he always ends up stuck in the corner with a guy named Bob, followed by him doing an impression of Bob telling him "Martin, I saw ''Film/BoyzNTheHood''. I didn't know, Martin, I didn't know."
* When Gina insists to Pam that Martin is a sweetheart, Pam asks her if [[DomesticAbuser Martin is beating her]].
* Three of Gina's co-workers silently leaving Gina's office after listening to Martin bombastically asserts assert he's the dominant one in their his relationship.



** Gina then says she's going to kill Martin.

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** Gina then says she's going to kill Martin.Martin and leaves, Pam following her.



* Gina demands that she and Martin speak in private, but Martin refuses, so Gina divulges to everyone else in the room that [[ManlyTears he cried]] during ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', causing Martin to ask if he can speak her in private.

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* Gina demands that she and Martin speak in private, but Martin refuses, so Gina divulges to everyone else in the room present that [[ManlyTears he cried]] during ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', causing Martin to ask if he can speak her in private.



* After returning to an angry Gina, Martin spins a lie about how Cole was supposed to get his gift for Gina, and he mentions how he kicked Cole's ass before coming to Gina's apartment.

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* After returning to an angry Gina, Martin spins a lie about how Cole was supposed to get leave his gift for Gina, Gina in Gina's apartment, and he mentions how he kicked punched Cole's ass before coming to Gina's apartment.



* Tommy asks Martin if he thinks Peter Pan is gay because he hangs out in a tree with the Lost Boys, and Martin replies that Peter Pan had Tinkerbell. Tommy points out Tinkerbell was really small, but Martin points out that Tinkerbell had a big butt.

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* Tommy asks Martin if he thinks Peter Pan Disney/PeterPan is gay because he hangs out in a tree with the Lost Boys, and Martin replies that Peter Pan had Tinkerbell. Tommy points out Tinkerbell was really small, but [[PerverseSexualLust Martin points out that Tinkerbell had a big butt.butt]].



** Pam then steps up and tells Martin that Gina was going to tell him about her pay raise, then mockingly assures him it'll happen for him and tells him to "Keep hope alive my brother" with a raised fist. Cue Martin telling Pam, Tommy, and Cole to {{get out}} of his apartment.
** Martin childishly suggesting to Gina that she should "do what [Tommy, Cole, and Pam] just did." When Gina asks if they're still on for dinner, he tells her he has to check his finances.

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** Pam then steps up and tells Martin that Gina was going to tell him about her pay raise, then mockingly assures him it'll happen for him and tells him to "Keep hope alive alive, my brother" with a raised fist. Cue Martin telling Pam, Tommy, and Cole to {{get out}} of his apartment.
** Martin childishly suggesting to Gina that she should "do "[[GetOut do what [Tommy, Cole, and Pam] just did.did]]." When Gina asks if they're still on for dinner, he tells her he has to check his finances.



** This is followed by Martin [[TranquilFury calmly but angrily]] asking Cole, "What did you tell your cackling mother?"

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** This is followed by Martin [[TranquilFury calmly but angrily]] asking Cole, Cole "What did you tell your cackling mother?"



* Cole's childish opposition to helping Martin move the plumber's body.

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* Cole's childish opposition to helping Martin move the plumber's body.body in the bathroom.



* When the paramedics take too long to get to the apartment, Martin calls 911 and disguises his voice to make himself sound "white." It works...until he's asked a question and then Cole gets on the phone and screws things up.

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* When the paramedics take too long to get to the apartment, Martin calls 911 and disguises his voice to make himself sound "white." white. It works...until he's asked a question and then Cole gets on the phone and screws things up.



* Martin offers to wear a bow-tie at dinner with Gina's parents, after Gina reveals her father made her last boyfriend, a Muslim, cry.

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* Martin offers to wear a bow-tie at dinner with Gina's parents, after Gina reveals her father made her last boyfriend, who was a Muslim, cry.



** When Gina stands up for Martin to her father, Martin pops up from behind the couch to give Gina an admiring smile before getting back down. When Dr. Waters denounces Martin as a fool, Martin comes back up to shot Dr. Waters a DisapprovingLook.

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** When Gina stands up for Martin to her father, Martin pops up from behind the couch to give Gina an admiring smile before getting back down. When Dr. Waters denounces Martin as a fool, Martin comes back up to shot shoot Dr. Waters a DisapprovingLook.



* Creator/MartinLawrence as Bob the White Guy at Gina's party.
* Martin getting Gina to admit that, between himself and Keith Washington, he's the one who's better in bed.

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* Creator/MartinLawrence as Bob the White Guy (who was mentioned in the pilot) at Gina's party.
* Martin getting Gina to admit that, between himself and Keith Washington, he's the one [[SexGod who's better in bed.
bed]].



** This includes Martin, acting as Cole, telling Big Shirley to "take the paper bag off yo' head."




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* Cole slurping his drink loudly while he, Martin, and Gina are watching a mystery movie.
** Cole then inadvertently causes Martin and Gina to miss the ending of the movie, and he tells the couple that the maid was the culprit, causing Martin to reply there wasn't a maid in the whole movie. Cole then says he must be thinking about ''Series/TheJeffersons''.
* The King Beef movie Cole watches, which shows King Beef, playing some kind of scientist and speaking in a funny accent, saying they must flee to America, but first he must dance, which he proceeds to do as his women cheer him on.
* Cole revealing he listened to Martin and Gina making love the night before, much to the couple's shock.



* Tommy's ghost story actually starts out scary (with the exception of "his breath stank like all that be damned"), but MoodWhiplash ensues when he relates that someone asked if anyone had kissed a ghost and ends the story with another character asking "Ghost? I thought you said 'goat.'"

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* Tommy's ghost story actually starts out genuinely scary (with the exception of "his breath stank like all that be damned"), but MoodWhiplash ensues when he relates that someone asked if anyone had kissed a ghost and ends the story with another character asking "Ghost? I thought you said 'goat.'"



* During the seance, when the Ouija board starts spelling out the letters "A" and "C," Cole says the ghost wants them to turn on the air conditioning, earning a "Shut up, Cole!" from Tommy.
* When Tommy [[spoiler:acts like he]] is [[DemonicPossession possessed by demons]], everyone else freaks out...except Martin, who asks "Tommy, do you have sinus problems?"

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* During the seance, SpookySeance, when the Ouija board starts spelling out the letters "A" and "C," Cole says the ghost wants them to turn on the air conditioning, earning a "Shut up, Cole!" from Tommy.
* When Tommy [[spoiler:acts like he]] is [[DemonicPossession possessed by demons]], a demon]], everyone else freaks out...except Martin, who asks "Tommy, do you have sinus problems?"




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* After the rest of the gang and Sean reveal they were pranking Martin, Martin tells them to {{get out}}.



* The RunningGag of Officer Warren (played by Creator/RichardMoll) hitting his head on the door frame of Martin's apartment. The second time it happens, he complains, "Damn Japanese architects."

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* Mrs. Porter tells Martin and Gina that the police officer who took her statement told her to move; this becomes a BrickJoke when Officer Warren tells Martin and Gina that he told Mrs. Porter to move after she was robbed.
* The minor RunningGag of Officer Warren (played by Creator/RichardMoll) hitting his head on the door frame of Martin's apartment. The second time it happens, he complains, "Damn Japanese architects."


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** When Gina catches her, Sheneneh insists she's not going to share the money with Gina, then throws herself up against her apartment door.
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