History Funny / Martin

30th Mar '17 10:44:01 AM kalel32688
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* Tommy's poem at Nipsy's open mic night.

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* Gina telling Martin that her car backfires so much that gangbangers duck.
* Martin asking Gina if Pam's cousin is Saint Bernard or half Cocker Spaniel.
* Tommy's poem at Nipsy's open mic night.night, titled "To My Lady." He dons sunglasses and a hat, and uses the alias "T-Knowledge."
-->I wrote this for you even though we broke up for no reason
-->And still I rise
-->I wrote this for you, even though you keep saying "Back up off me, 'cause you ain't gonna get jack!"
-->But still I rise
-->I wrote this for you even though I still want to grab a handful of that weave and just kiss you until you say -->"Ow! Oh, Big Tommy! You the best! Ow!"
-->Um, and still I rise
-->And still I rise
-->And still I rise
** Someone then says "Man, sit yo' corny ass down!"
* When her cousin Alesha tells Martin she watches his show, Pam cracks that they cancelled "''Series/{{ALF}}''."
* Martin immediately announcing himself as Alesha's manager after she shows off some impressive singing skills.



* Pam walks in on Martin trying to show her cousin how to dance, and she tells him that isn't his dance. She then proceeds to sing "[[Film/TheWizardOfOz The Lollipop Guild]]" and dance along to it.

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** Hustle Man then claims he isn't Hustle Man, but "Hustle Marcellus," much to Martin's frustration.
* While Martin and Tommy are rehearsing with Alesha, Tommy tells her she has "throw your drawers into it!"
* Pam walks in on Martin trying to show her cousin Alesha how to dance, sing, and she tells him that isn't his dance.song. She then proceeds to sing "[[Film/TheWizardOfOz The Lollipop Guild]]" and dance along to it.
* Martin voicing blame of Pam for Alesha's lateness for the audition, comparing Pam to a rooster.
* After Alesha's audition is a success, Martin asks Alesha where his money is as they leave.


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* Pam telling Cole to get away from her after he doesn't get the suggestion that Martin and Gina want to have sex.
* When Cole claims Tommy's travel bag was brand-new, Martin asks how Tommy is going to believe Cole because "he don't know nothin', man!" But then Cole says Tommy told Martin he could keep the bag, at which Tommy tells Cole to get away from him while Martin touts Cole as a genius.


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* Cole undoing the reconciliation plan.
29th Mar '17 9:58:50 AM kalel32688
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* When Gina tells him to renew his driver's license at the DMV, Martin replies that just because she's having a bad day doesn't mean she needs to throw "big words" at him.
* When a knock comes at the door, Martin correctly bets it's Pam and asks her "Wasn't that you pawin' and scratchin' at the door?"
* Gina calling Tommy "Dr. Frankenshine" as she gripes at Martin about him taking Tommy to the car show.



** Martin rudely heading to the head of the line, even pushing a man out of his way.



** Martin calling a man who bumps into him "Wesley" and then telling him "You better head for the [[Film/MoneyTrain money train]]!" He later calls the man "a Nino Brown wannabe" when he realizes he stole his wallet.



** While taking the test, Martin gets interrupted by Titus the CampGay hairdresser who calls him "Almond" and starts to sing a song to Martin, who sends him off.

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** Martin attempting to cheat on his test.
** While taking the test, Martin gets interrupted by Titus the CampGay hairdresser who calls him "Almond" and starts to sing a song to Martin, who sends him off.off and starts to insult him by calling him a "tall, fake [=RuPaul=]-lookin' ass."




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*** Martin's NerdGlasses.
* The DMV supervisor (played by Sherman Hemsley) calling Tommy "a fake Isaac Hayes" as he forbids him from standing near Martin as he takes the test.



* Martin pranking Tommy and Pam.

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* Martin pranking Cole, Tommy and Pam.


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** He also puts a "Kick Me" sign on Cole's back.
* When Tommy objects to Martin's plan to prank Pam, Martin compares Tommy to a Chicago Bulls game because "You're always sellin' out!"
* Pam growling "Be nice!" to Martin as she leaves for a moment.
28th Mar '17 9:41:24 AM kalel32688
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* Martin attempts to explain to Cole how he and Gina are trying to give each other space, and Cole still doesn't get it.
** Cole then assumes Martin and Gina are getting a divorce ''before'' they get married. When Tommy voices exasperation at this [[SarcasmMode brilliant]] conclusion, Cole replies "Don't be getting mad 'cause I figured it out!"
* Pam's "gift" for Martin: A portable stool so he can sit while waiting in line at the unemployment office.
** Martin retorts that if he had a saddle, he'd ride Pam down to the unemployment office and mentions the recent animal rights thing, telling Tommy to talk to Pam.
* Martin's reaction to Gina's suggestion that he go down to the unemployment office.
** Martin then asks Gina if she's ever been to the unemployment office, and she replies "Hell, no, I got a job." Cue Martin lowering his head.
* When Martin decides to go to the unemployment office, he disguises himself with a coat, hat, and sunglasses.



** Martin then refers to the man as Richard Roundtree and Jim Kelly.



* Martin, after quitting an all-too-brief stint as a postal worker, returns to Gina's apartment with a sack full of mail. Gina gripes at him for quitting before he delivered all the mail, only for Martin to correct her by saying the sack he's carrying contains all of HIS mail.
** One item of note is a "Don't-let-me-catch-your-ass-in-the-street" notice from Mama Payne.

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* The lights going off at Martin's apartment right after he tells Gina that they need at least 30 days before they do anything. Gina then asks him if one of his bills is an electric bill, and Martin tries to look for said bill in the dark before giving up and replying "I don't know, Gina. I can't see!"
* Martin, after quitting an all-too-brief stint as a postal worker, returns to Gina's apartment with a sack full of mail. mail, and Pam taunts him by calling him "a munchkin trick-or-treater," leading to this exchange:
-->'''Pam''': Trick or treat, you're a slob, did you lose another job?
-->'''Martin''': Why you got to go there, Sounder? Shouldn't you be down at the airport sniffing luggage? (''sniffs, howls like a dog'')
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Gina then gripes at him for quitting before he delivered all the mail, only for Martin to correct her by saying the sack he's carrying contains all of HIS mail.
** *** One item of note is a "Don't-let-me-catch-your-ass-in-the-street" notice from Mama Payne.
27th Mar '17 11:09:25 AM kalel32688
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* Martin's IceCreamKoans throughout the episode.
* Pam tricking Tommy by telling him she sometimes walks around naked.
* After Martin and Gina's latest argument, Cole tries to figure things out, and he ends up asking if he and Big Shirley are still together, causing Tommy to tell him it isn't about him.
** Cole then gets caught up in the cultish nonsense Martin learned at the temple, much to Tommy's frustration.
* Tommy points out that Martin has nothing and comments that even Martin's hair turned on him, followed by Martin touching his wacked-out 'do.
* Tommy leaves Martin's apartment, telling Martin and Cole "Y'all need to be on the damn Ricki Lake show." Martin turns on the TV for the following announcement:
-->'''Announcer''': Today on Ricki Lake--men who join cults and their stupid friends.
25th Mar '17 11:27:14 AM kalel32688
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* Sheneneh's contemplative look after the rest of the gang asks her for the money to bail Martin out of jail.
* Martin is accosted by a ScaryBlackMan who grabs him and gets right in his face, causing him to pinch his nose and say "Stop the presses!"
** And later, it's implied Martin hit the man.
* Martin's speech to the other prisoners, while wearing a pair of NerdGlasses.

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* Sheneneh's Martin joking that Big Shirley ate one too many Doritos and popped.
* While the gang is discussing Ricky's brother who lost both hands to a firecracker Ricky gave him, Martin comments that you don't need hands to play football and mimics how a hand-less man would do so, much to everyone's amusement.
* Martin's fake laughter when Ricky tries to cozy up to Gina.
* Martin refers to Pam as "That thing" while introducing her to Ricky, and Pam snarks back that Martin's parents were cousins.
* Martin calling Gina "Heavy G" after catching her working out.
* Martin telling Gina to put her "funky sneakers" out in the hallway after it seems like he's suggesting they have sex when he gets back.
* Martin getting aggressive with the police officers who come to arrest Ricky for credit card fraud. When Ricky confesses the credit card is stolen, Martin goes "Aw, damn!" and apologizes to the cop restraining him for hollering at him earlier.
* Cole's long pause with the rest of the gang after Martin calls and tells him not to tell Gina what happened.
* Sheneneh opening her door and asking Cole "Are. You. CRAZY?" after Cole comes knocking on her door after getting the brilliant idea to ask her for the bail money.
** Her reaction to finding out Martin is in jail, followed by asking what he did and "Who'd he kill?", is gloriously side-splitting.
** Her
contemplative look after the rest of the gang asks her for the money to bail Martin out of jail.
** And forcing Pam to "throw it away" when she and the others protest against giving Sheneneh 5% on the dollar.
** Sheneneh griping at Gina's sigh of frustration when she calls her back.
* The awkward looks on Gina, Tommy, Cole and Pam's faces as Sheneneh heads back into her apartment with her boyfriend Lafonz.
* Martin trying to put up a tough front in jail, only for the other prisoners to tell him to shut up. His response? Raise a fist and go "Right on!"
** He calls one prisoner "''Film/LastOfTheMohicans''."
* Brother Shebazz sharing with Martin his belief that he was arrested as part of TheMan's conspiracy, and Martin dismissing him with "It's just you."
** After Shebazz bids him farewell, Martin responds with "Peace and a bottle of hair grease to you, too."
* Martin calling a big white man "tribe" as he orders him to get out of the way of the phone.
* Martin insisting he isn't a punk right before picking up the phone and begging someone to help him.
* Martin is then accosted by a ScaryBlackMan who grabs him and gets right in his face, causing him to pinch his nose and nose, say "Stop the presses!"
presses!", and chastise the man for his bad breath.
** And later, it's implied seen that Martin hit the man.
* Martin's speech to the other prisoners, while wearing a pair of Shebazz's NerdGlasses.
5th Mar '17 2:12:38 AM Erin582
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* The rest of the gang shunning Cole for emitting "hungry aromas."

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* The rest of the gang shunning Cole for emitting "hungry aromas."" [[spoiler: Which they eventually learn is coming from ''Gina'' instead.]]



-->'''Gina''': ''The joke's on them, 'cause I still got three Tic-Tacs in the bottom of my purse. It serves them right, though, for making fun of me. I don't have a big head, [echoing] [[NotHelpingYourCase head, head, head...]]

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-->'''Gina''': ''The joke's on them, 'cause I still got three Tic-Tacs in the bottom of my purse. It serves them right, though, for making fun of me. I don't have a big head, [echoing] [[NotHelpingYourCase head, head, head...]]]]''



* Tommy's laugh versus Monique's laugh.




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** After Martin and Pam [[EnemyMine finish working together to expose Monique]], he turns on her.
-->'''Martin''': ''[after leaving her hanging from a high-five]'' Heh, ya thought you had a friend!
12th Feb '17 11:59:41 AM kalel32688
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** The reason [[spoiler:Bruh Man left a note under the bathroom sink]] is worth ''lots'' of giggles.

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** The very reason [[spoiler:Bruh Man left a note under the bathroom sink]] is worth ''lots'' of giggles.



* Martin BS-ing his way out of a tight spot with Mrs. Rodriguez by telling her he thought she said "New Edition tape" rather than "audition tape."

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* Martin BS-ing his way out of a tight spot with Mrs. Rodriguez by telling her he thought she said "New Edition "Music/NewEdition tape" rather than "audition tape."




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* Martin's HappyDance at Nipsy's after he wins the lottery.
* At the end, Martin and Gina both put up brave fronts over the whole lottery debacle, but after Gina goes to the back, Martin breaks down, and a split screen shows Gina breaking down as well.




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* As the gang heads out, Pam tells Martin he should bring his holster seat so he can see over the steering wheel.
* The gang returns to Martin's apartment to find someone has eaten all the food. Cue Bruh Man coming out the bathroom, spraying air freshener.
** Thus gripes Martin:
--->'''Martin''': WE HUNGRY! WE HUNGRY! Are you crazy, Bruh Man?




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* When Tommy complains Brother Claus made him late for work, Brother Claus replies "Shut up, man! You probably ain't even got no job!"
* After Brother Claus is reunited with his wife and he reveals the weapons he had were actually toys, Martin gripes about the whole thing and pulls out the pin on a grenade...only for Brother Claus to reveal the grenade is real. Fortunately, they find the pin and put it back in.



* Sheneneh calling Gina and Pam a "low-budget Salt 'N Pepper."

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* Sheneneh calling Gina and Pam a "low-budget Salt 'N Pepper.Music/SaltNPepper."



* As the gang sits in Martin's apartment and braves the cold, Martin says they're all men and "There's only one woman here and that's my baby."
* The rest of the gang shunning Cole for emitting "hungry aromas."
* Cole's stomach growling "Time to roll, Cole!" as the gang tries to convince him to go get them a pizza.
* Hustle Man pitching "free-range chicken" to Martin, who ultimately (and rudely) rejects his offer despite everyone else's protests.
* Cole comes back with the pizza. [[spoiler:They are both frozen, the gang grabs it from him and then drop it, only for it to ''[[EpicFail shatter]]''.]]
* Pam's impression of the leprechaun from the Lucky Charms commercials.
** It's a little hard to see, but Creator/MartinLawrence is clearly {{corpsing}} after that.
* When giving everyone "a cap" of water from a single water bottle to drink, after being given his cap, [[TooDumbToLive Cole pours a ridiculous amount out for the "homies" who have died]].
** Tommy then chastises him, saying "We are about to become the brothers who ain't here!"



-->'''Gina''': ''The jokes on them, 'cause I still got three Tic-Tacs in the bottom of my purse. It serves them right, though for making fun of me; I don't have a big head, [echoing] [[NotHelpingYourCase head, head, head...]]

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-->'''Gina''': ''The jokes joke's on them, 'cause I still got three Tic-Tacs in the bottom of my purse. It serves them right, though though, for making fun of me; me. I don't have a big head, [echoing] [[NotHelpingYourCase head, head, head...]]



** Even better, when Bruh-Man comes in the apartment and he then looks down at Tommy, he thinks [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike "I sure could go for some Milk Duds."]]
* When giving everyone "a cap" of water from a single water bottle to drink, after being given his cap [[TooDumbToLive Cole then pours an ridiculous amount out for the "homies" who have died.]]
* Cole comes back with the pizza. [[spoiler: They are both frozen, the gang grabs it from him and then drop it, only for it to ''[[EpicFail shatter.]]'']]

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** Even better, when Bruh-Man Bruh Man comes in into the apartment and he then looks down at Tommy, he thinks [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike "I sure could go for some Milk Duds."]]
* When giving everyone "a cap" of water from a single water bottle to drink, after being given his cap [[TooDumbToLive Cole then pours an ridiculous amount out for suggests that they eat him, Tommy refuses by saying "I'm not eating no fillet o' Cole!"
* Martin tricking
the "homies" who have died.]]
* Cole comes back with the pizza. [[spoiler: They are both frozen,
rest of the gang grabs it from him and then drop it, only for it to ''[[EpicFail shatter.]]'']]
into leaving his apartment by saying Hustle Man has burgers.
9th Feb '17 4:02:27 PM Erin582
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* When everyone's inner monologues can be heard:
-->'''Gina''': ''The jokes on them, 'cause I still got three Tic-Tacs in the bottom of my purse. It serves them right, though for making fun of me; I don't have a big head, [echoing] [[NotHelpingYourCase head, head, head...]]
-->'''Pam''': ''Tommy can't take his eyes off of me...''
-->'''Tommy''': ''[ogling her butt] Her booty looks just like a rump roast...''
-->'''Cole''': ''Tommy's head looks just like a Milk Dud.''
** Even better, when Bruh-Man comes in the apartment and he then looks down at Tommy, he thinks [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike "I sure could go for some Milk Duds."]]
* When giving everyone "a cap" of water from a single water bottle to drink, after being given his cap [[TooDumbToLive Cole then pours an ridiculous amount out for the "homies" who have died.]]
* Cole comes back with the pizza. [[spoiler: They are both frozen, the gang grabs it from him and then drop it, only for it to ''[[EpicFail shatter.]]'']]


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* The various RunningGags of the episode, namely Gina and Pam's competition over who will tour with Music/TheNotoriousBig's and Tommy ''constantly'' [[RecognitionFailure confusing him with various other rappers]], including Hammer and one of the Fat Boys.
** [[https://youtu.be/6DbBf0WWsPE Cole's "audition" for Biggie.]]
** When both girls do finally audition, Pam is dressed like Patti [=LaBelle=] and sings Stephanie Mills' "Home" and Gina is dressed like Music/WhitneyHouston and sings "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going".
9th Feb '17 9:49:43 AM kalel32688
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* Bruh Man taking off his shoes to "let the bunyuns breathe," causing a foul odor. Martin confronts him about it, then tells his other guests to keep their shoes on.

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* Bruh Man taking off his shoes to "let the bunyuns bunions breathe," causing a foul odor. Martin confronts him about it, then tells his other guests to keep their shoes on.
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** Tommy then mentions that Ricky had a brother named Tito..."'Pretty Tito' what they called him."




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* Martin acting like a child when Gina has to leave town for business, and him blaming Pam when she comes to the apartment to collect Gina and breaks up an affectionate moment between the couple.
** Martin's hammy declarations of love to Gina as she leaves, especially him running to the window and pressing himself up against it when he claims he'll watch her plane fly off.
** And when Gina and Pam leave, Martin drops the facade and goes right back to being macho.
* Martin, Cole, and Tommy find themselves bored, but the real hilarity comes when the snores of Big Shirley, who's fallen asleep on Martin's couch, start filling the air, and Martin calls Cole on it.
** "You need to call [[Creator/StevenSpielberg Spielberg]] so he can haul her ass back to ''Film/JurassicPark''!"
* Bob the White Guy drops by Gina and Pam's hotel room and generally makes a fool of himself, specifically running out onto the balcony when he suffers some gastrointestinal distress after eating a whole pizza and, moments later, dancing like an absolute dork when Pam, Gina, and their co-workers start dancing with a male stripper.
* When he and his friends arrive at Gina's hotel room and he finds a bowtie which he assumes is evidence of Gina's infidelity, Martin comments the only brothers he know wear bowties are "the Muslim brothers," then sniffs the air and states he doesn't smell any bean pies.
* Martin hides under the bed when Gina returns with a handyman and listens as they climb onto the bed (so the handyman can fix the air conditioning). After he misinterprets their conversation, Martin reveals his presence in the hammiest way imaginable before attempting to attack the handyman who demands to know what's going on.
** Martin referring to the handyman as "[[Film/{{Scarface}} Tony Montana]]."
** When the handyman persists in confronting Martin, Martin engages him in a brief fight that turns goofy since the handyman's actor ends up clearly {{corpsing}}. Martin hits him a few times until the handyman flees. He then does a couple of karate moves before turning his attention back to an annoyed Gina.
* After Martin is told that Gina wasn't having an affair and Gina tells him his mind is gone, Martin replies "That's why I came here to get it back!"




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* Martin snarking at Pam that "Not every man is built like you" after she doesn't help him set up chairs for the boxing match and makes a crack about his height.
* Gina voices her disapproval with boxing, but is later seen getting into it. Near the end, she starts to tell Martin about what happened, but Martin, who's been constantly interrupted by his guests and doesn't really get a chance to watch the match, gripes "Why you rubbin' it in, Gina? Why you rubbin' it in?"
* Martin's rules for his guests, one of which is use a paper plate "'cause I ain't washin' no dishes!"
* Bruh Man taking off his shoes to "let the bunyuns breathe," causing a foul odor. Martin confronts him about it, then tells his other guests to keep their shoes on.
* Martin returns to his seat to find Bruh Man sitting there. He then proceeds to kick Bruh Man out.
* Martin telling everyone to get out after being interrupted from watching the boxing match all night.
* The episode ends with Martin, Cole, and Tommy sharing a hug after Cole and Tommy settle their differences over Cole's cheating girlfriend...and then being joined by Bruh Man. Martin objects, but the men accept Bruh Man.



* Martin guessing Gina wants something after she gives him a massage and cooks him dinner.




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* Tommy and Cole mock-tearfully begging {{God}} to bring the old Martin back, and Martin giving in.
* Martin making an absolute ass of himself at the Chinese restaurant during dinner with Gina, her client, and the client's husband. He eventually gets all the men in the restaurant to leave with him.
* The next we see Martin, he's sitting in the radio station looking stupid while a shirtless man lays on his desk. When one of the men says he can't go back to his wife because of him, Martin replies "Y'all the ones who got up and left."
* Gina leading the men's wives/girlfriends in a mob against Stan, whom she forces to tell Martin that he isn't whipped.
** When Stan tells Martin he (Martin) has Gina in control, Gina reacts as though she's about to hit Stan with her baseball bat, forcing the older man to promptly amend his statement.




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* Martin being bored out of his skull at the shoe store.
** He triggers the burglar alarm twice. The third time, he does it while an innocent woman is leaving the store and even acts as though he's aiding the security guard in apprehending the woman.
** Martin being rude to a customer, assuming she asked him a question because he's black. When the security guard confronts him about his behavior, he mimics the guard and asserts the man isn't a real cop, even flicking off the guard's clip-on tie to prove his point.
** He sits down with another man and tries to pick up a magazine, but the other man is adamant that he not touch it. Martin relents, but then violently attempts to get a magazine, only to be stopped by the security guard.
** When Gina goes on about shoes, Martin eventually imagines her voice as gibberish and gets the funniest discombobulated expression. When Gina asks for his opinion, he states "Right on!" with a raised fist.
** Martin decides to look for Gina's friend Wallace and goes to the phone, telling the operator to run all the Wallaces in the area by him and saying he's got nothing but time because he's in a shoe store.
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