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[[AC:1x01 -- Beauty and the Beast]]

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[[AC:1x01 -- - Beauty and the Beast]]



[[AC:1x02 -- The Gift Rapper]]

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[[AC:1x02 -- - The Gift Rapper]]



[[AC:1x03 -- Things I Do For Love]]

to:

[[AC:1x03 -- - Things I Do For Love]]



[[AC:1x04 -- Boyz 'R Us]]

to:

[[AC:1x04 -- - Boyz 'R Us]]



[[AC:1x05 -- Dead Men Don't Flush]]

to:

[[AC:1x05 -- - Dead Men Don't Flush]]



[[AC:1x06 -- Forever Sheneneh]]

to:

[[AC:1x06 -- - Forever Sheneneh]]



[[AC:1x07 -- The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are Coming]]

to:

[[AC:1x07 -- - The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are Coming]]



[[AC:1x08 -- Woman with a Past]]

to:

[[AC:1x08 -- - Woman with a Past]]



[[AC:1x09 -- Baby, It's Cole'd in Here]]

to:

[[AC:1x09 -- - Baby, It's Cole'd in Here]]



[[AC:1x10 -- The Night He Came Home]]

to:

[[AC:1x10 -- - The Night He Came Home]]



[[AC:1x11 -- The Great Payne Robbery]]

to:

[[AC:1x11 -- - The Great Payne Robbery]]



[[AC:1x12 -- Three Men and a Mouse]]

to:

[[AC:1x12 -- - Three Men and a Mouse]]



[[AC:1x13 -- Radio Days]]

[[AC:1x14 -- I've Got a Secret]]

to:

[[AC:1x13 -- - Radio Days]]

[[AC:1x14 -- - I've Got a Secret]]



[[AC:1x15 -- I Saw Gina Kissing Santa Claus]]

to:

[[AC:1x15 -- - I Saw Gina Kissing Santa Claus]]



[[AC:1x16 -- Do the Fight Thing]]

to:

[[AC:1x16 -- - Do the Fight Thing]]



[[AC:1x17 -- Blackboard Jungle Fever]]

to:

[[AC:1x17 -- - Blackboard Jungle Fever]]



[[AC:1x18 -- The Break Up, Part 1]]

to:

[[AC:1x18 -- - The Break Up, Part 1]]



[[AC:1x19 -- The Break Up, Part 2]]

to:

[[AC:1x19 -- - The Break Up, Part 2]]



[[AC:1x20 -- The Break Up, Part 3]]

to:

[[AC:1x20 -- - The Break Up, Part 3]]



[[AC:1x21 -- I'm Not Your Superwoman]]

to:

[[AC:1x21 -- - I'm Not Your Superwoman]]



[[AC:1x22 -- Credit Card Blues]]

to:

[[AC:1x22 -- - Credit Card Blues]]



[[AC:1x23 -- Jerome's in the House]]

to:

[[AC:1x23 -- - Jerome's in the House]]



[[AC:1x24 -- Your Arms Are Too Short to Box with Martin]]

to:

[[AC:1x24 -- - Your Arms Are Too Short to Box with Martin]]



[[AC:1x25 -- Variety Show]]

to:

[[AC:1x25 -- - Variety Show]]



[[AC:1x26 -- Baby, You Can Drive My Car]]

to:

[[AC:1x26 -- - Baby, You Can Drive My Car]]



[[AC:1x27 -- Checks, Lies and Videotape]]

to:

[[AC:1x27 -- - Checks, Lies and Videotape]]



[[AC:2x01 -- Do You Remember the Time?]]

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[[AC:2x01 -- - Do You Remember the Time?]]



[[AC:2x02 -- Really, Gina Is Not My Lover]]

to:

[[AC:2x02 -- - Really, Gina Is Not My Lover]]



[[AC:2x03 -- Got to Be There]]

to:

[[AC:2x03 -- - Got to Be There]]



[[AC:2x04 -- Beat It]]

to:

[[AC:2x04 -- - Beat It]]



[[AC:2x05 -- Baby, It's You]]

to:

[[AC:2x05 -- - Baby, It's You]]



[[AC:2x06 -- Workin' Day & Night]]

to:

[[AC:2x06 -- - Workin' Day & Night]]



[[AC:2x07 -- Control]]

to:

[[AC:2x07 -- - Control]]



[[AC:2x08 -- You've Got a Friend]]

to:

[[AC:2x08 -- - You've Got a Friend]]



[[AC:2x09 -- To Kill a Talking Bird]]

to:

[[AC:2x09 -- - To Kill a Talking Bird]]



[[AC:2x10 -- Fat Like Dat]]

to:

[[AC:2x10 -- - Fat Like Dat]]



[[AC:2x11 -- Hollywood Swinging, Part 1]]

to:

[[AC:2x11 -- - Hollywood Swinging, Part 1]]



[[AC:2x12 -- Hollywood Swinging, Part 2]]

to:

[[AC:2x12 -- - Hollywood Swinging, Part 2]]



[[AC:2x13 -- Thanks for Nothing]]

to:

[[AC:2x13 -- - Thanks for Nothing]]



[[AC:2x14 -- Whoop! There It Ain't]]

to:

[[AC:2x14 -- - Whoop! There It Ain't]]



[[AC:2x15 -- Holiday Blues]]

to:

[[AC:2x15 -- - Holiday Blues]]



[[AC:2x16 -- No Justice, No Peace]]

to:

[[AC:2x16 -- - No Justice, No Peace]]



[[AC:2x17 -- Suspicious Minds]]

to:

[[AC:2x17 -- - Suspicious Minds]]



[[AC:2x18 -- Love is in Your Face, Part 1]]

[[AC:2x19 -- Love is in Your Face, Part 2]]

to:

[[AC:2x18 -- - Love is in Your Face, Part 1]]

[[AC:2x19 -- - Love is in Your Face, Part 2]]



[[AC:2x20 -- Arms Are for Hugging]]

[[AC:2x21 -- Guard Your Grill]]

[[AC:2x22 -- Yours, Mine and Ours]]

to:

[[AC:2x20 -- - Arms Are for Hugging]]

[[AC:2x21 -- - Guard Your Grill]]

[[AC:2x22 -- - Yours, Mine and Ours]]



[[AC:2x23 -- I Don't Have the Heart]]

to:

[[AC:2x23 -- - I Don't Have the Heart]]



[[AC:2x24 -- Crunchy Drawers]]

to:

[[AC:2x24 -- - Crunchy Drawers]]



[[AC:2x25 -- No Love Lost]]

[[AC:2x26 -- The Hoe Down in Motown]]

to:

[[AC:2x25 -- - No Love Lost]]

[[AC:2x26 -- - The Hoe Down in Motown]]



[[AC:2x27 -- Martin's on the Move]]

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[[AC:2x27 -- - Martin's on the Move]]



[[AC:3x01 -- In Search of...Martin]]

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[[AC:3x01 -- - In Search of...Martin]]



[[AC:3x02 -- Martin Returns]]

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[[AC:3x02 -- - Martin Returns]]



* Pam tricking Tommy by telling him she sometimes walks around naked.

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* Pam tricking Tommy into losing a video game they're playing [[DistractedByTheSexy by telling him she sometimes walks around naked.naked]].



** Cole then gets caught up in the cultish nonsense Martin learned at the temple, much to Tommy's frustration.

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** Cole then gets caught up in the cultish nonsense Martin learned at the temple, Golden Palace, much to Tommy's frustration.



[[AC:3x03 -- I've Got Work to Do]]

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[[AC:3x03 -- - I've Got Work to Do]]



** Martin then asks Gina if she's ever been to the unemployment office, and she replies "Hell, no, I got a job." Cue Martin lowering his head.

to:

** Martin then asks Gina if she's ever been to the unemployment office, and she replies "Hell, no, I got a job." Cue [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Martin lowering his head.head]].



* [[BurgerFool Martin's brief stint at Hoochie Burger.]] "You're gonna have to lean closer to the hoochie!"
* The lights going off at Martin's apartment right after he tells Gina that they need at least 30 days before they do anything. Gina then asks him if one of his bills is an electric bill, and Martin tries to look for said bill in the dark before giving up and replying "I don't know, Gina. I can't see!"

to:

* [[BurgerFool Martin's brief stint at Hoochie Burger.]] "You're Burger]].
-->'''Martin''': You're
gonna have to lean closer to the hoochie!"
hoochie!
* [[TemptingFate The lights going off at Martin's apartment right after he tells Gina that they need at least 30 days before they do anything.anything]]. Gina then asks him if one of his bills is an electric bill, and Martin tries to look for said bill in the dark before giving up and replying "I don't know, Gina. I can't see!"



[[AC:Martin Gets Paid]]

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[[AC:Martin [[AC:3x04 - Martin Gets Paid]]



** Martin goes as far as to get a guy to bring in strangers to be his studio audience. The guy then rudely asks Martin "Where Oprah?" and Martin gives him some money.

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** Martin goes as far as to get a guy to bring in a crowd of strangers to be his studio audience. The guy then rudely asks Martin "Where Oprah?" and Martin gives him some money.



[[AC:Break Up to Make Up]]

[[AC:The Closer I Get to You]]

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[[AC:Break [[AC:3x05 - Break Up to Make Up]]

[[AC:The [[AC:3x06 - The Closer I Get to You]]



** He's then seen on the couch in tears and insisting to Gina that someone (even "The guardian angels") has to break Tommy and Pam apart.

[[AC:Movin' On In]]

[[AC:Momma's Baby, Martin's Maybe]]

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** [[BreakTheHaughty He's then seen on the couch in tears tears]] and insisting to Gina that someone (even "The guardian angels") has to break Tommy and Pam apart.

[[AC:Movin' [[AC:3x07 - Movin' On In]]

[[AC:Momma's [[AC:3x08 - Momma's Baby, Martin's Maybe]]



[[AC:Whole Lotto Trouble]]

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[[AC:Whole [[AC:3x09 - Whole Lotto Trouble]]



* At the end, Martin and Gina both put up brave fronts over the whole lottery debacle, but after Gina goes to the back, Martin breaks down, and a split screen shows Gina breaking down as well.

[[AC:Get a Job]]

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* At the end, Martin and Gina both put up brave fronts over the whole lottery debacle, but after Gina goes to the back, Martin breaks down, and a split screen shows Gina breaking down in the bedroom as well.

[[AC:Get [[AC:3x10 - Get a Job]]



* Hustle Man trying to sell Martin a pizza for $15. When Martin complains about it, Tommy steps in and buys the pizza...only for Hustle Man to then hand him a really small pizza before exiting.
* Martin delivers [[IceCreamKoan a philosophical-sounding phrase]] to Gina, who asks to know what it means, only for Martin to reply "Just go with it; I'm on a roll here."

to:

* Hustle Man trying to sell Martin a pizza for $15. When Martin complains about it, Tommy steps in and buys the pizza...only for Hustle Man to then hand him a really ''really'' small pizza before exiting.
* Martin delivers [[IceCreamKoan a philosophical-sounding phrase]] to Gina, Gina as he voices his suspicions about Tommy's job, who asks to know what it means, only for Martin to reply "Just go with it; I'm on a roll here."



[[AC:Feast or Famine]]

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[[AC:Feast [[AC:3x11 - Feast or Famine]]



[[AC:Lockin' Boots]]

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[[AC:Lockin' [[AC:3x12 - Lockin' Boots]]



[[AC:Go Tell It on the Martin]]

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[[AC:Go [[AC:3x13 - Go Tell It on the Martin]]



[[AC:'Xpress Yourself]]

[[AC:Sophisticated Ladies]]

to:

[[AC:'Xpress [[AC:3x14 - 'Xpress Yourself]]

[[AC:Sophisticated [[AC:3x15 - Sophisticated Ladies]]



[[AC:Ain't Nuttin' Goin' on But the Rent]]

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[[AC:Ain't [[AC:3x16 - Ain't Nuttin' Goin' on But the Rent]]



* The rest of the gang shunning Cole for emitting "hungry aromas." [[spoiler: Which they eventually learn is coming from ''Gina'' instead.]]

to:

* The rest of the gang shunning Cole for emitting "hungry aromas." [[spoiler: Which they eventually learn is coming "
** [[spoiler:The last one comes
from ''Gina'' instead.''Gina'', much to Martin's disgust.]]



* When giving everyone "a cap" of water from a single water bottle to drink, after being given his cap, [[TooDumbToLive Cole pours a ridiculous amount out for the "homies" who have died]].
** Tommy then chastises him, saying "We are about to become the brothers who ain't here!"

to:

* When giving everyone "a cap" of water from a single water bottle to drink, after being given his cap, [[TooDumbToLive Cole pours a ridiculous amount out for the "homies" who have died]].
**
died]]. Tommy then chastises him, saying "We are about to become the brothers who ain't here!"



[[AC:The Ex-Files]]

[[AC:All the Players Came]]

[[AC:Best and Bester]]

[[AC:High Noon]]

[[AC:Mother of the Bride]]

[[AC:C.R.E.A.M.]]

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[[AC:The [[AC:3x17 - The Ex-Files]]

[[AC:All [[AC:3x18 - All the Players Came]]

[[AC:Best [[AC:3x19 - Best and Bester]]

[[AC:High [[AC:3x20 - High Noon]]

[[AC:Mother [[AC:3x21 - Mother of the Bride]]

[[AC:C.[[AC:3x22 - C.R.E.A.M.]]



[[AC:Girlfriend]]

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[[AC:Girlfriend]][[AC:3x23 - Girlfriend]]



[[AC:Romantic Weekend]]

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[[AC:Romantic [[AC:3x24 - Romantic Weekend]]



[[AC:The Bachelor Party]]

[[AC:Wedding Bell Blues]]

[[AC:Love is a Beach]]

to:

[[AC:The [[AC:3x25 - The Bachelor Party]]

[[AC:Wedding [[AC:3x26 - Wedding Bell Blues]]

[[AC:Love [[AC:3x27 - Love is a Beach]]



[[AC:Martin in the Corner Pocket]]

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[[AC:Martin [[AC:4x01 - Martin in the Corner Pocket]]



[[AC:Kill Him With Kindness]]

to:

[[AC:Kill [[AC:4x02 - Kill Him With Kindness]]



[[AC:Blow, Baby, Blow]]

to:

[[AC:Blow, [[AC:4x03 - Blow, Baby, Blow]]



[[AC:Ring a Ding, Ding, Gone]]

[[AC:Love T.K.O.]]

[[AC:He Say, She Say]]

[[AC:Uptown Friday Night]]

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[[AC:Ring [[AC:4x04 - Ring a Ding, Ding, Gone]]

[[AC:Love [[AC:4x05 - Love T.K.O.]]

[[AC:He [[AC:4x06 - He Say, She Say]]

[[AC:Uptown [[AC:4x07 - Uptown Friday Night]]



[[AC:Old School Loving]]

to:

[[AC:Old [[AC:4x08 - Old School Loving]]



[[AC:Cole on Ice]]

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[[AC:Cole [[AC:4x09 - Cole on Ice]]



[[AC:Housekeeper from Hell]]

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[[AC:Housekeeper [[AC:4x10 - Housekeeper from Hell]]



[[AC:Three Homies and a Baby]]

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[[AC:Three [[AC:4x11 - Three Homies and a Baby]]



[[AC:Headin' for Trouble]]

[[AC:Swing Thing]]

[[AC:The Bodyguard]]

[[AC:Green Card]]

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[[AC:Headin' [[AC:4x12 - Headin' for Trouble]]

[[AC:Swing [[AC:4x13 - Swing Thing]]

[[AC:The [[AC:4x14 - The Bodyguard]]

[[AC:Green [[AC:4x15 - Green Card]]



[[AC:You're All I Need]]

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[[AC:You're [[AC:4x16 - You're All I Need]]



[[AC:Kicked to the Curb]]

to:

[[AC:Kicked [[AC:4x17 - Kicked to the Curb]]



[[AC:The Best of Martin]]

to:

[[AC:The [[AC:4x18 - The Best of Martin]]



[[AC:The Love Jones Connection]]

to:

[[AC:The [[AC:4x19 - The Love Jones Connection]]



[[AC:Where the Party At?]]

to:

[[AC:Where [[AC:4x20 - Where the Party At?]]



[[AC:Homeo & Juliet]]

to:

[[AC:Homeo [[AC:4x21 - Homeo & Juliet]]



[[AC:The Cabin Show]]

to:

[[AC:The [[AC:4x22 - The Cabin Show]]



[[AC:The Tooth Will Set You Free]]

to:

[[AC:The [[AC:4x23 - The Tooth Will Set You Free]]



[[AC:Martin, I Want to Sing]]

to:

[[AC:Martin, [[AC:4x24 - Martin, I Want to Sing]]



[[AC:D.M.V. Blues]]

to:

[[AC:D.[[AC:4x25 - D.M.V. Blues]]



[[AC:Why Can't We Be Friends, Part 1]]

to:

[[AC:Why [[AC:4x26 - Why Can't We Be Friends, Part 1]]



[[AC:Why Can't We Be Friends, Part 2]]

to:

[[AC:Why [[AC:4x27 - Why Can't We Be Friends, Part 2]]



* Martin's naturally over-the-top reaction to finding out that Gina might be pregnant.



[[AC:Is You Is or Is You Ain't]]

to:

[[AC:Is [[AC:5x01 - Is You Is or Is You Ain't]]



[[AC:Back in Trouble Again]]

to:

[[AC:Back [[AC:5x02 - Back in Trouble Again]]



[[AC:Sophomore Jinx]]

to:

[[AC:Sophomore [[AC:5x03 - Sophomore Jinx]]



[[AC:Working Girls]]

to:

[[AC:Working [[AC:5x04 - Working Girls]]



[[AC:Boo's in the House]]

to:

[[AC:Boo's [[AC:5x05 - Boo's in the House]]



[[AC:Banging Hard in the School Yard]]

[[AC:The Life You Save May Make You Rich]]

to:

[[AC:Banging [[AC:5x06 - Banging Hard in the School Yard]]

[[AC:The [[AC:5x07 - The Life You Save May Make You Rich]]



[[AC:Snow White]]

to:

[[AC:Snow [[AC:5x08 - Snow White]]



[[AC:Come on Over to My Place]]

to:

[[AC:Come [[AC:5x09 - Come on Over to My Place]]



[[AC:Scrooge]]

to:

[[AC:Scrooge]][[AC:5x10 - Scrooge]]



[[AC:Waiting, Debating and Ovulating]]

to:

[[AC:Waiting, Debating [[AC:5x11 - Waiting, Debating, and Ovulating]]



[[AC:You Play Too Much]]

to:

[[AC:You [[AC:5x12 - You Play Too Much]]



[[AC:Ain't That About a Ditch]]

[[AC:Goin' Overboard, Part 1]]

to:

[[AC:Ain't [[AC:5x13 - Ain't That About a Ditch]]

[[AC:Goin' [[AC:5x14 - Goin' Overboard, Part 1]]



[[AC:Goin' Overboard, Part 2]]

to:

[[AC:Goin' [[AC:5x15 - Goin' Overboard, Part 2]]



[[AC:Power to the People's Court]]

to:

[[AC:Power [[AC:5x16 - Power to the People's Court]]



[[AC:I, Martin, Take Thee Pam?]]

to:

[[AC:I, [[AC:5x17 - I, Martin, Take Thee Pam?]]



[[AC:Auction]]

to:

[[AC:Auction]][[AC:5x18 - Auction]]



[[AC:Daddy Dearest]]

to:

[[AC:Daddy [[AC:5x19 - Daddy Dearest]]



[[AC:Stake-Out]]

to:

[[AC:Stake-Out]][[AC:5x20 - Stake-Out]]



[[AC:Goin' for Mine]]

to:

[[AC:Goin' [[AC:5x21 - Goin' for Mine]]



[[AC:One Flew Over the Hoochie's Nest]]

to:

[[AC:One [[AC:5x22 - One Flew Over the Hoochie's Nest]]



[[AC:California, Here We Come, Parts 1 & 2]]

to:

[[AC:California, [[AC:5x23/24 - California, Here We Come, Parts 1 & 2]]
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[[AC:Beauty and the Beast]]

to:

[[AC:Beauty [[AC:1x01 -- Beauty and the Beast]]



[[AC:The Gift Rapper]]

to:

[[AC:The [[AC:1x02 -- The Gift Rapper]]



[[AC:Things I Do For Love]]

to:

[[AC:Things [[AC:1x03 -- Things I Do For Love]]



[[AC:Boyz 'R Us]]

to:

[[AC:Boyz [[AC:1x04 -- Boyz 'R Us]]



[[AC:Dead Men Don't Flush]]

to:

[[AC:Dead [[AC:1x05 -- Dead Men Don't Flush]]



[[AC:Forever Sheneneh]]

to:

[[AC:Forever [[AC:1x06 -- Forever Sheneneh]]



[[AC:The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are Coming]]

to:

[[AC:The [[AC:1x07 -- The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are Coming]]



[[AC:Woman with a Past]]

to:

[[AC:Woman [[AC:1x08 -- Woman with a Past]]



[[AC:Baby, It's Cole'd in Here]]

to:

[[AC:Baby, [[AC:1x09 -- Baby, It's Cole'd in Here]]



[[AC:The Night He Came Home]]

to:

[[AC:The [[AC:1x10 -- The Night He Came Home]]



-->'''Martin''': Tommy, the man's in Hell, not in college!

to:

-->'''Martin''': Tommy, the man's in Hell, {{Hell}}, not in college!



[[AC:The Great Payne Robbery]]

to:

[[AC:The [[AC:1x11 -- The Great Payne Robbery]]



* After he and Gina walk Mrs. Porter back to her apartment, Martin asks Gina "Did you see what UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}} wrote in her yearbook?"

to:

* After he and Gina walk Mrs. Porter back to her apartment, Martin asks Gina Gina, "Did you see what UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}} wrote in her yearbook?"



[[AC:Three Men and a Mouse]]

to:

[[AC:Three [[AC:1x12 -- Three Men and a Mouse]]



[[AC:Radio Days]]

[[AC:I've Got a Secret]]

to:

[[AC:Radio [[AC:1x13 -- Radio Days]]

[[AC:I've [[AC:1x14 -- I've Got a Secret]]



** The episode ends with [[spoiler:Sheneneh bursting into Martin's apartment and telling him to "Come on home," much to Martin's horrified shock]].

[[AC:I Saw Gina Kissing Santa Claus]]

to:

** The episode ends with [[spoiler:Sheneneh [[spoiler:a ReadyForLovemaking Sheneneh bursting into Martin's apartment and telling him to "Come on home," much to Martin's horrified shock]].

[[AC:I
horror]].

[[AC:1x15 -- I
Saw Gina Kissing Santa Claus]]



[[AC:Do the Fight Thing]]

to:

[[AC:Do [[AC:1x16 -- Do the Fight Thing]]



[[AC:Blackboard Jungle Fever]]

to:

[[AC:Blackboard [[AC:1x17 -- Blackboard Jungle Fever]]Fever]]
* Gina finding Big Shirley's large bra in Martin's apartment.



[[AC:The Break Up, Part 1]]

to:

[[AC:The [[AC:1x18 -- The Break Up, Part 1]]



[[AC:The Break Up, Part 2]]

to:

[[AC:The [[AC:1x19 -- The Break Up, Part 2]]



[[AC:The Break Up, Part 3]]

to:

[[AC:The [[AC:1x20 -- The Break Up, Part 3]]



[[AC:I'm Not Your Superwoman]]

to:

[[AC:I'm [[AC:1x21 -- I'm Not Your Superwoman]]



[[AC:Credit Card Blues]]

to:

[[AC:Credit [[AC:1x22 -- Credit Card Blues]]



[[AC:Jerome's in the House]]

to:

[[AC:Jerome's [[AC:1x23 -- Jerome's in the House]]



* Jerome revealing he speaks the same language as the convenience store owner and his wife after they talk smack about him in their native tongue.



[[AC:Your Arms Are Too Short to Box with Martin]]

to:

[[AC:Your [[AC:1x24 -- Your Arms Are Too Short to Box with Martin]]



** The bartender's shocked expression after Martin tells him "Shut up, Gary Coleman!"

to:

** The bartender's [[OhNoYouDidnt shocked expression expression]] after Martin tells him him, "Shut up, Gary Coleman!"



[[AC:Variety Show]]

to:

[[AC:Variety [[AC:1x25 -- Variety Show]]



[[AC:Baby, You Can Drive My Car]]

to:

[[AC:Baby, [[AC:1x26 -- Baby, You Can Drive My Car]]



[[AC:Checks, Lies and Videotape]]

to:

[[AC:Checks, [[AC:1x27 -- Checks, Lies and Videotape]]



[[AC:Do You Remember the Time?]]

to:

[[AC:Do [[AC:2x01 -- Do You Remember the Time?]]



[[AC:Really, Gina Is Not My Lover]]

to:

[[AC:Really, [[AC:2x02 -- Really, Gina Is Not My Lover]]



[[AC:Got to Be There]]

to:

[[AC:Got [[AC:2x03 -- Got to Be There]]



[[AC:Beat It]]

to:

[[AC:Beat [[AC:2x04 -- Beat It]]



[[AC:Baby, It's You]]
* Martin guessing Gina wants something after she gives him a massage and cooks him dinner.

to:

[[AC:Baby, [[AC:2x05 -- Baby, It's You]]
* Martin correctly guessing Gina wants something after she gives him a massage and cooks him dinner.



[[AC:Workin' Day & Night]]

to:

[[AC:Workin' [[AC:2x06 -- Workin' Day & Night]]



[[AC:Control]]

to:

[[AC:Control]][[AC:2x07 -- Control]]



[[AC:You've Got a Friend]]

to:

[[AC:You've [[AC:2x08 -- You've Got a Friend]]



[[AC:To Kill a Talking Bird]]

to:

[[AC:To [[AC:2x09 -- To Kill a Talking Bird]]



* "RUBY DEAD!"

to:

* Thus declares Pam: "RUBY DEAD!"



[[AC:Fat Like Dat]]

to:

[[AC:Fat [[AC:2x10 -- Fat Like Dat]]



[[AC:Hollywood Swinging, Part 1]]

to:

[[AC:Hollywood [[AC:2x11 -- Hollywood Swinging, Part 1]]



[[AC:Hollywood Swinging, Part 2]]

to:

[[AC:Hollywood [[AC:2x12 -- Hollywood Swinging, Part 2]]



[[AC:Thanks for Nothing]]

[[AC:Whoop! There It Ain't]]

to:

[[AC:Thanks [[AC:2x13 -- Thanks for Nothing]]

[[AC:Whoop!
Nothing]]
* Mama Payne's dramatic flight from Martin's apartment after she learns that her brother, Junior, and nephew, Sonny, are coming to town.
-->'''Mama Payne''': Mama's on the move!!!!
* After Martin instructs Gina and Pam to keep quiet so Junior and Sonny will leave, Junior and Sonny barge right into the apartment, much to Martin's chagrin.

[[AC:2x14 -- Whoop!
There It Ain't]]



[[AC:Holiday Blues]]

[[AC:No Justice, No Peace]]

to:

[[AC:Holiday Blues]]

[[AC:No
[[AC:2x15 -- Holiday Blues]]
* Gina grabbing the rude bus station attendant and slamming his face repeatedly against the glass after he refuses to give change is both this and awesome.
** Even better, lots of coins fall to the floor, and a few other bystanders gather to collect them.

[[AC:2x16 -- No
Justice, No Peace]]



[[AC:Suspicious Minds]]

to:

[[AC:Suspicious [[AC:2x17 -- Suspicious Minds]]



[[AC:Love is in Your Face, Part 1]]

[[AC:Love is in Your Face, Part 2]]

[[AC:Arms Are for Hugging]]

[[AC:Guard Your Grill]]

[[AC:Yours, Mine and Ours]]

to:

[[AC:Love [[AC:2x18 -- Love is in Your Face, Part 1]]

[[AC:Love [[AC:2x19 -- Love is in Your Face, Part 2]]

[[AC:Arms
2]]
* Martin freaking out over the price for Gina's engagement ring.

[[AC:2x20 -- Arms
Are for Hugging]]

[[AC:Guard [[AC:2x21 -- Guard Your Grill]]

[[AC:Yours, [[AC:2x22 -- Yours, Mine and Ours]]



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10th Sep '17 7:09:02 PM DustSnitch
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* After he and Gina walk Mrs. Porter back to her apartment, Martin asks Gina "Did you see what {{Jesus}} wrote in her yearbook?"

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* After he and Gina walk Mrs. Porter back to her apartment, Martin asks Gina "Did you see what {{Jesus}} UsefulNotes/{{Jesus}} wrote in her yearbook?"



--->'''Tommy''': All you Hollywood people make me sick! (''to one of Madonna's guys'') And you, YOU NEED {{JESUS}}! (''leaves'')

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--->'''Tommy''': All you Hollywood people make me sick! (''to one of Madonna's guys'') And you, YOU NEED {{JESUS}}! UsefulNotes/{{JESUS}}! (''leaves'')
17th Jun '17 1:20:57 PM kalel32688
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* Martin complains to Gina about his shirt turning green and saying he doesn't want to go out looking like WesternAnimation/{{Gumby}}, to which Pam replies he looks more like a "ghetto [[WesternAnimation/TheSmurfs Smurf]]." Martin then cracks that Pam should go lay a few eggs.
* The insurance agent's [[DissonantSerenity sunny disposition]] as he discusses life insurance policy with Gina, who even calls him on sounding so happy discussing the matter.
* Mama Payne confronting Gina about allegedly plotting to kill Martin, then threatening to knock out her teeth so she looks like a Halloween pumpkin and calling Gina "thick thighs" as she stalks out, commenting she's still pissed about [[SelfServingMemory not being invited to the wedding]].
* Pam replying Martin's "not sitting, he's just short" as Gina complains that, whenever [[ObnoxiousInLaws Mama Payne imposes on her and Martin]], he just sits there.
* Gina points out that Mama Payne throws out her sexy underwear and leaves her less-appealing underwear, saying "Bikini underwear are for skeezers!"
* When Pam suggests that Gina act more like Mama Payne, Gina replies she can't grow a mustache.
* Martin getting distracted by Gina mentioning "[[TrademarkFavoriteFood his mama biscuits]]" as she tries to tell him about his mother's behavior.
* Martin reading the note from his mother warning him about Gina, complete with an image of Mama Payne reading the note aloud, even telling her son to "Turn over the note!" and insisting "I ain't losin' it!" when Martin notes she's losing it.
* Martin briefly sounding like his mother as he replies to Gina, who's in the back.
* This lovely bit:
-->'''Cole''': I heard some stupid things in my time.
-->'''Tommy''': Yeah, and most of them came right out of your mouth.
* Cole [[{{Mondegreen}} mistaking]] "women's intuition" for "women's intermission."
* When Tommy starts to say that Mama Payne tends to overreact, [[MommasBoy Martin]] threatens to "kick you so hard, you'll grow a shag."
* Martin saying his ears broke the fall of the cans.
* When Tommy tries to dismiss the "falling can" episode as coincidence, Martin insisting to Tommy that the cans were identical.
* Tommy tells Martin and Cole that Gina would never kill her husband for any amount of money. Then we cut to Tommy reading the insurance papers and marveling over the amount of money, then turning to Martin and saying "[[SarcasmMode I would kill you for two thousand dollars!]]"
** Cole running straight past TooDumbToLive and into InsaneTrollLogic with his contribution: "For two thousand dollars, I'd kill myself!"
* Martin freaking out as he thinks a ticking clock is a bomb, which he smashes.
* Cole [[{{Slapstick}} slipping on the recently-waxed floor]], and Martin assuming the fall was meant for him.
* After Tommy leaves in a hurry because he's late for work, Martin slaps the closed door and says "[[RunningGag You ain't got no job!]]"
* Martin's wary look as Gina slices knives together.
* Martin distracting Gina long enough to throw away a piece of steak he believes to be poisoned.
* Mama Payne bursting into the Paynes' apartment, decked out in soldier gear, and storming around looking for "the body" as Gina just sits by with a longsuffering expression.
* Mama Payne patting down Gina, then stepping back in the most hysterical way possible once finished.
* Mama Payne's response to Gina asking if she'll ever learn to like her: "HELL, NAW!"
* Gina telling Martin that his mother is back to "terrorizing the streets."
* At the end, Martin dumping out the champagne and wiping his lips while [[AsideGlance glancing at the camera]].



30th Mar '17 10:44:01 AM kalel32688
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* Tommy's poem at Nipsy's open mic night.

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* Gina telling Martin that her car backfires so much that gangbangers duck.
* Martin asking Gina if Pam's cousin is Saint Bernard or half Cocker Spaniel.
* Tommy's poem at Nipsy's open mic night.night, titled "To My Lady." He dons sunglasses and a hat, and uses the alias "T-Knowledge."
-->I wrote this for you even though we broke up for no reason
-->And still I rise
-->I wrote this for you, even though you keep saying "Back up off me, 'cause you ain't gonna get jack!"
-->But still I rise
-->I wrote this for you even though I still want to grab a handful of that weave and just kiss you until you say -->"Ow! Oh, Big Tommy! You the best! Ow!"
-->Um, and still I rise
-->And still I rise
-->And still I rise
** Someone then says "Man, sit yo' corny ass down!"
* When her cousin Alesha tells Martin she watches his show, Pam cracks that they cancelled "''Series/{{ALF}}''."
* Martin immediately announcing himself as Alesha's manager after she shows off some impressive singing skills.



* Pam walks in on Martin trying to show her cousin how to dance, and she tells him that isn't his dance. She then proceeds to sing "[[Film/TheWizardOfOz The Lollipop Guild]]" and dance along to it.

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** Hustle Man then claims he isn't Hustle Man, but "Hustle Marcellus," much to Martin's frustration.
* While Martin and Tommy are rehearsing with Alesha, Tommy tells her she has "throw your drawers into it!"
* Pam walks in on Martin trying to show her cousin Alesha how to dance, sing, and she tells him that isn't his dance.song. She then proceeds to sing "[[Film/TheWizardOfOz The Lollipop Guild]]" and dance along to it.
* Martin voicing blame of Pam for Alesha's lateness for the audition, comparing Pam to a rooster.
* After Alesha's audition is a success, Martin asks Alesha where his money is as they leave.


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* Pam telling Cole to get away from her after he doesn't get the suggestion that Martin and Gina want to have sex.
* When Cole claims Tommy's travel bag was brand-new, Martin asks how Tommy is going to believe Cole because "he don't know nothin', man!" But then Cole says Tommy told Martin he could keep the bag, at which Tommy tells Cole to get away from him while Martin touts Cole as a genius.


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* Cole undoing the reconciliation plan.
29th Mar '17 9:58:50 AM kalel32688
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* When Gina tells him to renew his driver's license at the DMV, Martin replies that just because she's having a bad day doesn't mean she needs to throw "big words" at him.
* When a knock comes at the door, Martin correctly bets it's Pam and asks her "Wasn't that you pawin' and scratchin' at the door?"
* Gina calling Tommy "Dr. Frankenshine" as she gripes at Martin about him taking Tommy to the car show.



** Martin rudely heading to the head of the line, even pushing a man out of his way.



** Martin calling a man who bumps into him "Wesley" and then telling him "You better head for the [[Film/MoneyTrain money train]]!" He later calls the man "a Nino Brown wannabe" when he realizes he stole his wallet.



** While taking the test, Martin gets interrupted by Titus the CampGay hairdresser who calls him "Almond" and starts to sing a song to Martin, who sends him off.

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** Martin attempting to cheat on his test.
** While taking the test, Martin gets interrupted by Titus the CampGay hairdresser who calls him "Almond" and starts to sing a song to Martin, who sends him off.off and starts to insult him by calling him a "tall, fake [=RuPaul=]-lookin' ass."




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*** Martin's NerdGlasses.
* The DMV supervisor (played by Sherman Hemsley) calling Tommy "a fake Isaac Hayes" as he forbids him from standing near Martin as he takes the test.



* Martin pranking Tommy and Pam.

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* Martin pranking Cole, Tommy and Pam.


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** He also puts a "Kick Me" sign on Cole's back.
* When Tommy objects to Martin's plan to prank Pam, Martin compares Tommy to a Chicago Bulls game because "You're always sellin' out!"
* Pam growling "Be nice!" to Martin as she leaves for a moment.
28th Mar '17 9:41:24 AM kalel32688
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* Martin attempts to explain to Cole how he and Gina are trying to give each other space, and Cole still doesn't get it.
** Cole then assumes Martin and Gina are getting a divorce ''before'' they get married. When Tommy voices exasperation at this [[SarcasmMode brilliant]] conclusion, Cole replies "Don't be getting mad 'cause I figured it out!"
* Pam's "gift" for Martin: A portable stool so he can sit while waiting in line at the unemployment office.
** Martin retorts that if he had a saddle, he'd ride Pam down to the unemployment office and mentions the recent animal rights thing, telling Tommy to talk to Pam.
* Martin's reaction to Gina's suggestion that he go down to the unemployment office.
** Martin then asks Gina if she's ever been to the unemployment office, and she replies "Hell, no, I got a job." Cue Martin lowering his head.
* When Martin decides to go to the unemployment office, he disguises himself with a coat, hat, and sunglasses.



** Martin then refers to the man as Richard Roundtree and Jim Kelly.



* Martin, after quitting an all-too-brief stint as a postal worker, returns to Gina's apartment with a sack full of mail. Gina gripes at him for quitting before he delivered all the mail, only for Martin to correct her by saying the sack he's carrying contains all of HIS mail.
** One item of note is a "Don't-let-me-catch-your-ass-in-the-street" notice from Mama Payne.

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* The lights going off at Martin's apartment right after he tells Gina that they need at least 30 days before they do anything. Gina then asks him if one of his bills is an electric bill, and Martin tries to look for said bill in the dark before giving up and replying "I don't know, Gina. I can't see!"
* Martin, after quitting an all-too-brief stint as a postal worker, returns to Gina's apartment with a sack full of mail. mail, and Pam taunts him by calling him "a munchkin trick-or-treater," leading to this exchange:
-->'''Pam''': Trick or treat, you're a slob, did you lose another job?
-->'''Martin''': Why you got to go there, Sounder? Shouldn't you be down at the airport sniffing luggage? (''sniffs, howls like a dog'')
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Gina then gripes at him for quitting before he delivered all the mail, only for Martin to correct her by saying the sack he's carrying contains all of HIS mail.
** *** One item of note is a "Don't-let-me-catch-your-ass-in-the-street" notice from Mama Payne.
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* Martin's IceCreamKoans throughout the episode.
* Pam tricking Tommy by telling him she sometimes walks around naked.
* After Martin and Gina's latest argument, Cole tries to figure things out, and he ends up asking if he and Big Shirley are still together, causing Tommy to tell him it isn't about him.
** Cole then gets caught up in the cultish nonsense Martin learned at the temple, much to Tommy's frustration.
* Tommy points out that Martin has nothing and comments that even Martin's hair turned on him, followed by Martin touching his wacked-out 'do.
* Tommy leaves Martin's apartment, telling Martin and Cole "Y'all need to be on the damn Ricki Lake show." Martin turns on the TV for the following announcement:
-->'''Announcer''': Today on Ricki Lake--men who join cults and their stupid friends.
25th Mar '17 11:27:14 AM kalel32688
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* Sheneneh's contemplative look after the rest of the gang asks her for the money to bail Martin out of jail.
* Martin is accosted by a ScaryBlackMan who grabs him and gets right in his face, causing him to pinch his nose and say "Stop the presses!"
** And later, it's implied Martin hit the man.
* Martin's speech to the other prisoners, while wearing a pair of NerdGlasses.

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* Sheneneh's Martin joking that Big Shirley ate one too many Doritos and popped.
* While the gang is discussing Ricky's brother who lost both hands to a firecracker Ricky gave him, Martin comments that you don't need hands to play football and mimics how a hand-less man would do so, much to everyone's amusement.
* Martin's fake laughter when Ricky tries to cozy up to Gina.
* Martin refers to Pam as "That thing" while introducing her to Ricky, and Pam snarks back that Martin's parents were cousins.
* Martin calling Gina "Heavy G" after catching her working out.
* Martin telling Gina to put her "funky sneakers" out in the hallway after it seems like he's suggesting they have sex when he gets back.
* Martin getting aggressive with the police officers who come to arrest Ricky for credit card fraud. When Ricky confesses the credit card is stolen, Martin goes "Aw, damn!" and apologizes to the cop restraining him for hollering at him earlier.
* Cole's long pause with the rest of the gang after Martin calls and tells him not to tell Gina what happened.
* Sheneneh opening her door and asking Cole "Are. You. CRAZY?" after Cole comes knocking on her door after getting the brilliant idea to ask her for the bail money.
** Her reaction to finding out Martin is in jail, followed by asking what he did and "Who'd he kill?", is gloriously side-splitting.
** Her
contemplative look after the rest of the gang asks her for the money to bail Martin out of jail.
** And forcing Pam to "throw it away" when she and the others protest against giving Sheneneh 5% on the dollar.
** Sheneneh griping at Gina's sigh of frustration when she calls her back.
* The awkward looks on Gina, Tommy, Cole and Pam's faces as Sheneneh heads back into her apartment with her boyfriend Lafonz.
* Martin trying to put up a tough front in jail, only for the other prisoners to tell him to shut up. His response? Raise a fist and go "Right on!"
** He calls one prisoner "''Film/LastOfTheMohicans''."
* Brother Shebazz sharing with Martin his belief that he was arrested as part of TheMan's conspiracy, and Martin dismissing him with "It's just you."
** After Shebazz bids him farewell, Martin responds with "Peace and a bottle of hair grease to you, too."
* Martin calling a big white man "tribe" as he orders him to get out of the way of the phone.
* Martin insisting he isn't a punk right before picking up the phone and begging someone to help him.
* Martin is then accosted by a ScaryBlackMan who grabs him and gets right in his face, causing him to pinch his nose and nose, say "Stop the presses!"
presses!", and chastise the man for his bad breath.
** And later, it's implied seen that Martin hit the man.
* Martin's speech to the other prisoners, while wearing a pair of Shebazz's NerdGlasses.
5th Mar '17 2:12:38 AM Erin582
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* The rest of the gang shunning Cole for emitting "hungry aromas."

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* The rest of the gang shunning Cole for emitting "hungry aromas."" [[spoiler: Which they eventually learn is coming from ''Gina'' instead.]]



-->'''Gina''': ''The joke's on them, 'cause I still got three Tic-Tacs in the bottom of my purse. It serves them right, though, for making fun of me. I don't have a big head, [echoing] [[NotHelpingYourCase head, head, head...]]

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-->'''Gina''': ''The joke's on them, 'cause I still got three Tic-Tacs in the bottom of my purse. It serves them right, though, for making fun of me. I don't have a big head, [echoing] [[NotHelpingYourCase head, head, head...]]]]''



* Tommy's laugh versus Monique's laugh.




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** After Martin and Pam [[EnemyMine finish working together to expose Monique]], he turns on her.
-->'''Martin''': ''[after leaving her hanging from a high-five]'' Heh, ya thought you had a friend!
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