History Funny / Martin

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* After he and Gina break up, an angry Martin draws a mustache on a picture of Gina as revenge for Gina earlier commenting about Mama Payne's mustache.
* Cole hitting his nose on the door as he leaves Martin's apartment.




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* Martin's speech to the other prisoners, while wearing a pair of NerdGlasses.




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* Gina's disastrous makeover, which includes getting an avocado mask (resulting in an allergic reaction) and receiving an injection of novocaine which causes her to drool, much to Martin's disgust.
** When Gina assures Martin he can still go, Martin gives her a long look before saying "Hell, no!"
* Every time Martin mentions his old school rival Rick, he always adds "'Pretty Ricky' what they called him."
* Pam agrees to be Cole's date to the class reunion, but she quickly gets fed up, splashes a drink in his face, and storms off.
* Gina, still suffering the effects of her avocado allergy and/or novocaine injection, giving (or, more specifically, ''[[{{Angrish}} mumbling]]'') the other class reunion guests a ReasonYouSuckSpeech for disrespecting Martin.




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* Pam and Tammy preparing to fight at the end.
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* After Gina and Pam inform him that no one's getting paid for appearing in a production of ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet'', Cole replies that the Jacksons got paid, "even Randy!"
* Martin constantly interrupts the play's director while he's rehearsing a scene with Gina and eventually causes him to fall to the floor.
* The director then shows up stoned out of his mind due to overdosing on prescription pills.



* Martin dresses up as Ike Turner for Halloween and, for a brief moment, he engrosses himself deeply in the role until he's snapped out of it by Gina. He then comments that Ike got him for a moment.
* Martin and Tommy's cracks about Cole dressing up like the Scarecrow from ''Film/TheWizardOfOz''.




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* The episode ends with an actual ghost appearing and telling the gang to "Get to steppin'!"



* The African prince's aide commenting, in their native language, how big Gina's head is.



* Everything Pam's black supremacist boyfriend does in the episode:
** After they arrive at the lodge, he takes out a can of black spray paint and announces his intentions to spray the snow black.

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* Everything Pam's militant black supremacist boyfriend does in the this episode:
** After they arrive at the skiing lodge, he takes out a can of black spray paint and announces his intentions to spray the snow black.black.
** Later, he returns to the lodge while arguing with Cole and Shainece about destroying their snowman. Cole refers to him as "Mr. Get on the Bus" and Shainece laments that Pam's boyfriend destroying their snowman before he could come to life while holding up a carrot.



** At dinner, he angrily questions the others about "black-eyed peas" and stalks off.

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** At dinner, he angrily questions the others about why a dish has to be called "black-eyed peas" and stalks off.




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-->'''Gina''': Wait a minute! How is Tommy gonna marry someone that he just met?
-->'''Shainece''': In a church, Gina. Duh!
* Pam and Cole's dinner prayers.
* Everyone acting silly in an attempt to stop Tommy from supposedly proposing to Aquanetta.



* Cole arguing with his mother in the kitchen about his new girlfriend, Rhonda, disliking pig knuckles. He's heard telling his mother "Not everybody black eat pig knuckles!"
* Martin fixes the lock on his apartment door and tells Gina that no one can come in...only for Cole to barge in anyway.
** He then tells Cole to remind him to "give you an ass-whupping later," to which Cole takes out a pen and paper and asks "What time's good for you?" Martin sets a time and tells Cole he'll be busy then, but "wait on my ass-whupping."
* Martin putting a chain and a flashing light on the refrigerator.
* After Martin and Gina return home, the couple squabbles about how their hotel got turned into a topless bar. Gina demands to know what took Martin so long to get out of the bar, and Martin replies they had a two-drink minimum.
* Martin and Gina reacting in disgust to the odor caused by Cole putting on Martin's cologne.
** After smelling Cole's bad breath, Martin asks "Are you wearing the cologne or did you drink it?"
* After Gina questions him about the photos he put up in the Paynes' apartment (so Cole could pretend to Rhonda that Martin and Gina's apartment is his), Cole tells her, "I don't know, Gina. You live here."
* Martin's speech to Cole about getting his own place.




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* Martin telling Cole the next time he decides to move, he doesn't want to hear about it. "Don't call me."




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* Tommy pointing out Martin's stinginess by saying that Martin buys a Christmas card, makes a photocopy of it, and sends the original back for a refund.
** And Gina admitting that, when she and Martin go to the movies, he buys her a child's ticket.
* Martin's vision of his possible future as a lonely, senile old man who's looked after by an elderly Pam. Old!Pam force-feeds him some food and, after Old!Martin insults her, she pushes him down a flight of stairs as [[BigNo he yells "No!"]]



* Martin pranking Tommy and Pam.
** Martin pranks Tommy by placing a rubber mouse by his feet. When Tommy sees the mouse, he hollers and jumps onto the couch.
** At Nipsy's, Martin puts crazy glue on Pam's glass, napkin, and ''chair''. HilarityEnsues.



* Pam asking "What is everyone so damn happy about on this cruise?" after she and Cole meet Isaac at the bar.

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* Pam asking demanding "What is everyone so damn happy about on this cruise?" after she and Cole meet Isaac at the bar.
* Martin and Pam screaming in terror at the end after [[spoiler:Martin's stalker shows up outside his room ReadyForLovemaking]] while [[spoiler:Pam wakes up in bed with Cole after they both got drunk the night before]].



* Tommy acting CampGay after his love interest's husband catches them together.

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* When Tommy arrives outside Pam's room and Pam tells Cole to hide, Cole tries hiding behind a curtain with his lower body still visible.
* Tommy acting CampGay after his love interest's tall, burly husband catches them together.together.
* Tommy, while fleeing from the angry husband, tells Martin to cover for him and Martin declares that "It's on" if anyone else interrupts his game, but when the husband approaches him and questions him about where Tommy went, [[DirtyCoward he immediately tells the man what he wants to know]] and adds that "[Tommy] doesn't have a job."
* Martin's reaction after [[StalkerWithACrush his stalker]] [[SexyCoatFlashing flashes him]]: "I say, hot damn!"




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* When Tommy asks Cole and Shainece to testify for him, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint they start shouting and hollering as though they're in church]], leading to this:
-->'''Pam''': [[BigShutUp Will you two shut up?!]] He's not talkin' about that kind of testifying, you idiots!
-->'''Tommy''': I'm talking about testifying in court, Cole!
-->'''Cole''': (''{{beat}}'') Oh, yeah, we can do that.
* Sheneneh's lawyer is Ronnie Cochran, Johnnie's relative.
* After Cole gives his testimony, Ronnie Cochran out-manuevers him by getting him to admit that his eyes were closed while he was making out with Shainece, meaning he didn't see the accident.
* Pam attempting to attack Sheneneh in court after she insults her, to the point where she jumps onto the plaintiff's table, only to be stopped.
* Ronnie Cochran commending Sheneneh for her courage and remarking to the audience there should be a movie called ''Waiting to Sheneneh''.
* After Tommy calls Sheneneh out for lying to the court, Sheneneh, panicked, ends up throwing away her crutches and running out of the courtroom.
* The judge saying he never wants to see any of the people involved in the case again.



* Martin finding out that the clock wasn't made by Benjamin Banneker, but Benjamin Fanneker.

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* Martin finding out that the clock wasn't made by Benjamin Banneker, but Benjamin Fanneker.''Fanneker''.




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* After hearing that Tommy's father, an army sergeant, is in town, Cole tries to leave Martin's apartment, only to hear Sergeant Strong yell "Ten-hut!" Cole freezes as the sergeant enters the apartment and hollers at him. He then excuses himself and rushes to the bathroom.
* Sergeant Strong gives Martin a very strong handshake. After the sergeant lets go, Martin, shocked, asks "What the hell's wrong with you, man?"
* Pam picks up a land mine in Sergeant Strong's hotel room. After his father takes the mine and Pam leaves the room, Tommy calls his father on keeping a land mine in his hotel room, to which Sergeant Strong answers, "Always expect the unexpected."
* Cole running out of Nipsy's after seeing Sergeant Strong.
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* Gina threatening the park ranger after he says they have to recite the Ranger's Oath.




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* Pam's reaction to meeting Michaelangelo.
* Gina and Cole bring Pam to Dr. Friendly who, as it turns out, treats only kids. When Gina gripes at him about it by asking "You brought Pam to a kid dentist?", Cole replies, "No, Gina. He's not a kid, duh; he's an adult who takes care of kids."
* Gina getting distracted by a toy she once played with as a child.
** And Cole mistaking a cow's mooing for another animal.
** AND a little girl telling Pam she's too old to play with one of the toys and demanding she give it to her. Pam tries to sweetly tell the girl she'll hand it over, only for the girl to run back to her mother and insult Pam.
* Dr. Friendly's over-friendly demeanor.
* Everything involving Pam after she's hypnotized into thinking she's Martin.
* One of Michaelangelo's art pieces is called "Tig Ol' Bitties."
* The episode ends with Dr. Friendly curing Pam of her hypnosis...only for Cole to start acting like Martin after Gina claps her hands to make sure the cure takes.
** Martin then calls Pam "You Creator/AngelaBassett-hound!"




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* Martin gets into a brief fight with Miss Gerri, who bests him by slapping him across the face.
* Martin switches the driver license tests, so that Poindexter ends up having to re-take the test...and [[HumblePie Martin ends up needing to get glasses]].
** Poindexter yelling at Martin "I did study!" and then adjusting his underwear as he walks off.




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* Pam's suggestions for Martin and Gina's baby, which she reads from a book titled ''Names from the Motherland'' (the "Motherland" being Africa).
* Martin names both Tommy and Cole as his child's godfathers, but Cole thinks it has something to do with ''Literature/TheGodfather'', since he later shows up at Martin and Gina's apartment dressed like a gangster and talking like Creator/MarlonBrando.
** Tommy then calls Cole "Dumb Corleone."
* When Pam says she has a home pregnancy test in her purse, everyone else stares at her in StunnedSilence.
** Followed by this:
--->'''Tommy''': You carry a home pregnancy test in your purse?
--->'''Pam''': [[ReallyGetsAround You never know when you might need one.]] [[VerbalBackspace I mean, when a friend might need one.]] (''chuckles'')
--->'''Martin''': (''disgusted'') Ugh! (''takes the home pregnancy test from Pam'') ''Stanks'' a lot, Pam.
** The whole thing becomes a BrickJoke when Martin asks the pharmacy clerk about home pregnancy tests, and the clerk tells him that Pam buys them all up the moment they come in.
* Martin's brief misadventures at the pharmacy while looking for another home pregnancy test.
** The elderly pharmacy clerk goes to check the price on a product, but he moves VERY slow, shuffling his feet. This causes Martin to stop him and remark "You move any slower, you gonna be moving backwards!"
** Martin has a brief row with a woman who buys calamine lotion and complains it costs too much. When Martin says the pharmacy isn't a free clinic, the woman then lifts her skirt and shows him...''something'' she says the free clinic couldn't do anything about, [[GoryDiscretionShot prompting a repulsed reaction from Martin]], who then tells the woman "Whatever it is, you need to take it out to the field and shoot it, put it to sleep."
** He then gets into [[RunningGag yet another altercation]] with Miss Gerri, whom he sees is buying condoms. Miss Gerri then pinches the clerk's cheek and tells him "See you later, big papa!" before leaving, though not before sticking her tongue out at Martin.
** After Martin disrespects him, the clerk takes out a baseball bat and starts to pursue Martin, moving as slow as he did before as Martin makes a speedy getaway out of the pharmacy.



* Martin referring to Gina's mother's attorney, whom he thinks Gina hired to help divorce him, as "Chris Dearden."

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* Martin referring to Gina's mother's attorney, whom he thinks Gina hired to help divorce him, as "Chris Dearden.Darden."
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* Martin referring to Gina's mother's attorney, whom he thinks Gina hired to help divorce him, as "Chris Dearden."




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* Pam crashing right through the bedroom door while running away after Tommy gets abducted in the closet.




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* Cole mistaking the word "concubine" or "porcupine."




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* Everything Pam's black supremacist boyfriend does in the episode:
** After they arrive at the lodge, he takes out a can of black spray paint and announces his intentions to spray the snow black.
** He's later seen doing army-style marches in the background.
** At dinner, he angrily questions the others about "black-eyed peas" and stalks off.
** To top everything off, [[spoiler:the episode ends with [[WhereDaWhiteWomenAt him making out with Tommy's attractive white co-worker]]]].
* Shainece's MathematiciansAnswer to Gina's question as to how Tommy thinks he's going to marry Aquanetta.




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* Martin telling Cole about his new apartment, "This place is so small, you have to go outside to change your mind!"
* Cole mispronouncing "''hors d'oeuvres''" as "horse divers."




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* A ReadyForLovemaking Gina being startled by Sheneneh after unknowingly letting her into the apartment, thinking she's Martin.
* Martin attempts to leave jury duty, only to promptly be caught by guards and dragged back into the room.




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* Pam, while insisting to Martin she didn't send the robber to his apartment, tells him to look at her, to which he says "Don't make me!"
* The other detectives laughing at Martin after he admits he helped the robber rob his apartment. Martin then asks them "Shouldn't you be out lookin' for the other glove?" (referring O.J. Simpson).
* Martin trumping his friends by telling them to "Get on the bus!"




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* Pam asking "What is everyone so damn happy about on this cruise?" after she and Cole meet Isaac at the bar.




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* Tommy acting CampGay after his love interest's husband catches them together.
* Pam attempting to punch Cole after he wonders why they still can't get married.
* After Martin insults her after thanking her for defending him against his stalker, Pam decides to leave him tied to the bed. Martin is then overheard saying he has to use the bathroom.




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* Pam's reaction to finding out that she signed on the wrong line on Martin and Gina's marriage certificate.
** And Martin tries to get her to wake up by calling her "Scooby" and offering her "Scooby Snacks."
* Martin's ImagineSpot about being marrying to Pam.
* Cole is overheard saying he doesn't recognize the island where Martin and Gina were wed, only for Tommy to tell him "That's because you missed the plane."
* Martin banging Reverend Love's gavel on his desk so hard, he breaks it, after Love refuses to change the certificate.
* Tommy commenting that if Cole keeps following island women around, they'll throw him into a volcano.
* Martin and Pam's reaction to kissing each other during their "wedding."
* The episode ends with Martin attempting to attack Reverend Love, only to be held back by Tommy.




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* Martin's "happy dance" after finding out he can make lots of money from the cuckoo clock because it was built by Benjamin Banneker.
* Martin constantly getting his hand hit by the nun when he tries to take back the cuckoo clock.
* Martin finding out that the clock wasn't made by Benjamin Banneker, but Benjamin Fanneker.
* It turns out that Martin [[spoiler:beat up the cuckoo bird inside the clock]], and Pam remarks that Martin finally picked on someone his own size.




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* One of the orderlies jokingly tells Pam he's [[Series/TheAddamsFamily Uncle Fester]].
* Martin calling Cole and Shaniece "[[Film/DumbAndDumber Dumb and Dumber]]" when he comes to collect them while preparing to escape the mental hospital with Pam.
* Cole leading the other patients in doing his bird call, and telling them "Thank you very much," [[Music/ElvisPresley Elvis]]-style.
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* Ruby repeatedly calling Gina "Heifer."
** She later calls Gina "Muscle Butt."



You and Oprah can believe that if you want to.

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-->'''Martin''': You and Oprah can believe that if you want to.



** Martin then notices Bruh Man is wearing his robe and orders him to take it off. Bruh Man opens the robe, revealing he's naked, so a disgusted Martin tells him to keep the robe.

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** Martin then notices Bruh Man is wearing his robe and orders him to take it off. Bruh Man opens the robe, [[NakedPeopleAreFunny revealing he's naked, naked]], so a disgusted Martin tells him to keep the robe.
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* "RUBY DEAD!"
* Martin telling Gina he hates her father but "the damn dog's still alive!" after Ruby dies due to Gina leaving the window open.
* Cole casually tossing Ruby's dead body into a box Martin is holding before Martin and Gina leave to find a replacement.
* Martin dumping Ruby's body in front of a pet store clerk when the latter keeps saying he needs more specific details as to what kind of bird Martin and Gina are looking for.
* When Gina decides to tell Mama Payne the truth about Ruby, Martin says he loves her too much to lose her.
* Before telling Mama Payne about Ruby's death, Gina takes a moment to back away from her a few feet, then backs away more.
* Mama Payne's [[LargeHam reaction]] after finding out the truth ("DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!").
* Gina overhearing Mama Payne beating up Martin because she incorrectly believes that Martin killed Ruby.
* Cole's [[DueToTheDead bird call]] at Ruby's funeral.
* Martin asking everyone to say "Bye, my mama's bird," which everyone does.




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* Martin banging a pot to wake Gina up. When Gina complains it's early in the morning, Martin covers his nose and tells her she just woke up.
** When Gina starts to talk to Martin, he again covers his nose, and she covers her mouth before continuing.
* Gina tells Martin that women have more body fat than men, leading to this gem from Martin:
You and Oprah can believe that if you want to.
* "Lips that touch swine will never touch mine, 'cause baby, I feel so ''divine''!"
* Martin's broccoli pops.
* When Bruh Man comes out of the bathroom after using the shower, Martin strides into the bathroom to check before confronting Bruh Man.
** Martin then notices Bruh Man is wearing his robe and orders him to take it off. Bruh Man opens the robe, revealing he's naked, so a disgusted Martin tells him to keep the robe.
** THEN, when he watches Bruh Man climb out the window, Martin races to the back, saying he's "gonna get mine!" It's funnier when you remember his line about "coming up into people's apartments unannounced will surely get a cap in yo' ass!"




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* Cole gets the rest of the gang some tickets for a getaway, then informs them that, as far as everyone else is concerned, they're the Weinbergs while Tommy is their Danish nanny Uta.
** Tommy going "Oh, I think Uta comin' down with somethin,'" followed by Gina and Pam saying they're coming down with a "five-day Hawaiian flu."



* Pam going crazy over seeing [[spoiler:who she thinks is]] Creator/DenzelWashington climbing into a limo. How crazy does she get? She steals a car and follows the limo to a beautiful estate, where [[spoiler:she's dismayed to learn that the man isn't Denzel but an African man. The African then invites Pam to lunch, which Pam accepts after being convinced that he's indeed rich. After Pam gets into the limo, the African comments that her "buck shots" make him homesick and asks if he can call her "Beady-Bead." Cue [[AsideGlance Pam giving the camera a frustrated look]].]]
* Martin and Tommy visiting Varnell Hill's green room, where they interact with a number of celebrities.
** Martin sniffs the air and remarks that it's the smell of Hollywood, only for Tommy to reply that it's actually Music/{{Madonna}}, who's getting...freaky with a couple of scantily-clad guys.
** Martin remarking that Burt Reynolds has "the white man's weave."
** Martin bumping into Music/MichaelJackson and challenging him to a fight, telling him "Call your papa, Joe! I'll show him what an ass-whuppin' is all about!"
* When Tommy wants to stay behind and cozy up to an attractive woman, Martin cautions to check for an Adam's apple.
** Later, Tommy checks the woman's neck and notes it looks swollen. After the woman explains she's recovering from a cold, Tommy brushes off her explanation before getting up and giving everyone else in the green room a [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech brief but stinging speech]] as [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he storms out]].
--->'''Tommy''': All you Hollywood people make me sick! (''to one of Madonna's guys'') And you, YOU NEED {{JESUS}}! (''leaves'')




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* Varnell going off on Martin for crashing his show and generally being a "pain in my ass since this whole thing started."
* Martin hollering about how there aren't any black people present and yelling for "my Latino brothers," complete with going "Andale! Andale!" as he's being dragged offstage by Varnell's bodyguard Snookie.
* Martin getting into a scuffle with Michael Jackson on the street.
-->'''Martin''': I bought [=LaToya=]'s album--''Michael Can Rumble''!
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!!The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are Coming


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!!The Parents Are Coming, the Parents Are Coming
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* Christopher "Kid" Guest (of Kid 'N Play) explaining how he got the nickname "Kid."

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* Christopher "Kid" Guest Reid (of Kid 'N Play) explaining how he got the nickname "Kid."
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* Martin trying to revive the [[spoiler:supposedly]] dead plumber by [[NoodleImplements using a plunger]].

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* Martin trying to revive the [[spoiler:supposedly]] dead plumber by [[NoodleImplements using a plunger]].plunger.
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* Martin trying to revive the [[spoiler:supposedly]] dead plumber by using a plunger.

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* Martin trying to revive the [[spoiler:supposedly]] dead plumber by [[NoodleImplements using a plunger.plunger]].



* When the gang decides to [[DueToTheDead have a funeral for the plumber at Gina's urging]], they try to figure out what his name was. Martin finally suggests "D.P." Gina comments that it's beautiful, only for Martin to then explain that it stands for "Dead Plumber."




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* The episode ends with the gang all rushing to the bathroom.




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* Christopher "Kid" Guest (of Kid 'N Play) explaining how he got the nickname "Kid."



* Martin and Gina's watergun fight in the apartment. Gina wins.

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* Martin and Gina's watergun water-gun fight in the apartment. Gina wins.



* Martin's ''very'' concise scary story for the Halloween party that contains a major example of TakeThat.
-->'''Martin''': It was a dark and stormy...November. [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush Bush]] got re-elected.
* Tommy's ghost story actually starts out scary (with the exception of "his breath stank like all that be damned"), but MoodWhiplash ensues when he relates that someone asked if anyone had kissed a ghost and ends the story with another character asking "Ghost? I thought you said 'goat.'"
* Gina tries to tell a scary story, only for Martin to interrupt her.
** The first time, he asks what a banshee is, and Cole says he thought it had something to do with a banjo. When Martin asks why anyone would be scared of a banjo, Cole asks if he remembers ''Film/{{Deliverance}}''.
** The second time, Gina makes a slicing motion towards Martin while telling her story, causing him to ask "Why's it gotta be directed toward me?"
* During the seance, when the Ouija board starts spelling out the letters "A" and "C," Cole says the ghost wants them to turn on the air conditioning, earning a "Shut up, Cole!" from Tommy.



* Martin makes a list of things that were stolen from his apartment, and he tries to add things he ''didn't'' own (like a big-screen TV).
* Sheneneh trying to videotape Officer Warren as he's walking to Martin's apartment and make it look like [[PoliceBrutality he's hitting her]]. Warren refuses to go along with it and even turns to the video camera and says "I am not hitting her."

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* The RunningGag of Officer Warren (played by Creator/RichardMoll) hitting his head on the door frame of Martin's apartment. The second time it happens, he complains, "Damn Japanese architects."
* Martin makes is making a list of things that were stolen from his apartment, and he tries to add things he ''didn't'' own (like a big-screen TV).
* Sheneneh trying to videotape Officer Warren as he's walking to Martin's apartment and make it look like [[PoliceBrutality he's hitting her]]. Warren He refuses to go along with it and even turns to the video camera and says says, in complete deadpan, "I am not hitting her."
* Officer Warren mocking Martin's suggestion to act tough when faced with burglars.
* Martin showing up in his apartment decked out in soldier gear, and forcing Cole to do push-ups for not being at his post on the roof.
* [[spoiler:Officer Warren]], revealed to be the one who robbed Martin and many others, explaining why [[spoiler:he]] robbed people: [[spoiler:Basically, he didn't have anything growing up, so he stole from others. He even stole his brother's wife!]]
** When the police ask Martin for [[spoiler:Warren's]] ID and Martin (rather rudely) hands it to them, they laugh and remark it's written in pencil.
** Before being hauled away, [[spoiler:Warren]] [[{{Troll}} remarks that Gina felt him up pretty good and laughing]], prompting an angry response from Martin, who's held back by Gina, Tommy, and Cole.



* Gina teasing Martin by singing "Ben" while playing the piano.

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* Gina teasing Martin by singing "Ben" "[[Music/MichaelJackson Ben]]" while playing the piano.



* An irate Martin's ClusterFBomb at a caller who insulted Gina and caused her to flee the studio. Stan even rushes to find a censor beep device to bleep out Martin's profanity.

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* An irate Martin's ClusterFBomb F-bomb-heavy tirade at a caller who insulted Gina and caused her to flee the studio. Stan even rushes to [[ClusterBleepBomb find a censor beep device to bleep out Martin's profanity.
profanity]].



* Sheneneh's...contemplative look after the rest of the gang asks her for the money to bail Martin out of jail.

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* Sheneneh's...Sheneneh's contemplative look after the rest of the gang asks her for the money to bail Martin out of jail.



* This:
-->'''Bartender''': Hey! I don't want any fighting in here!
-->'''Martin''': Shut up, Gary Coleman!
-->'''Bartender''': (''looks shocked'')

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* This:
-->'''Bartender''': Hey! I don't want any fighting in here!
-->'''Martin''': Shut
** The bartender's shocked expression after Martin tells him "Shut up, Gary Coleman!
-->'''Bartender''': (''looks shocked'')
Coleman!"



* A police officer laughing hysterically at how Martin and Cole were beat up by little people after taking their statement.

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* A police officer laughing hysterically at how Martin and Cole were beat up by little people after taking their statement.statement, and then mocking them by saying he has to give a ticket to "the UFO double-parked in the handicapped spot." After the officer leaves, he's heard saying "I love this job!"
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