History Funny / Martin

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* When Gina insists Martin is a sweetheart, Pam asks her if Martin is beating her.

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* When Gina insists Martin is a sweetheart, Pam asks her if [[DomesticAbuser Martin is beating her.her]].



** Pam then recites a sarcastic prayer to God for a man who's just as sweet and loving as Martin.
** Gina then seethes she's going to kill Martin.

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** This is followed by [[SarcasmMode Pam then recites reciting a sarcastic prayer to God for a man who's just as sweet and loving as Martin.
Martin]].
** Gina then seethes says she's going to kill Martin.



* When Gina demands that she and Martin speak in private, Martin refuses, so Gina divulges to everyone else in the room that he cried during ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', causing Martin to ask if he can speak her in private.

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* When Gina demands that she and Martin speak in private, but Martin refuses, so Gina divulges to everyone else in the room that [[ManlyTears he cried cried]] during ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', causing Martin to ask if he can speak her in private.
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* Martin refusing to attend another party at Gina's workplace because he always ends up stuck in the corner with a guy named Bob, followed by him doing an impression of Bob telling him "Martin, I saw ''Film/BoysNTheHood''. I didn't know, Martin, I didn't know."

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* Martin refusing to attend another party at Gina's workplace because he always ends up stuck in the corner with a guy named Bob, followed by him doing an impression of Bob telling him "Martin, I saw ''Film/BoysNTheHood''.''Film/BoyzNTheHood''. I didn't know, Martin, I didn't know."
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* Martin refusing to attend another party at Gina's workplace because he always ends up stuck in the corner with a guy named Bob, followed by him doing an impression of Bob telling him "Martin, I saw ''Film/BoysNTheHood''. I didn't know, Martin, I didn't know."
* When Gina insists Martin is a sweetheart, Pam asks her if Martin is beating her.
* Three of Gina's co-workers silently leaving Gina's office after listening to Martin bombastically asserts he's the dominant one in their relationship.
** Pam then recites a sarcastic prayer to God for a man who's just as sweet and loving as Martin.
** Gina then seethes she's going to kill Martin.
* Tommy calmly, and repeatedly, pointing out to Martin that Gina's going to hurt him for his words on the radio.
* Sheneneh's first scene, which has her getting into a brief row with Pam and ending with her backing up into her apartment.
* When Gina demands that she and Martin speak in private, Martin refuses, so Gina divulges to everyone else in the room that he cried during ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'', causing Martin to ask if he can speak her in private.




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* After Martin gets Gina to act as though he won their argument and they leave the bedroom, he yells "And don't let it happen again!"



* At the end, Martin gives Gina a footstool as an anniversary present, and he lies and says he bought it for her six months ago (in actuality, he bought it that same night).

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* After returning to an angry Gina, Martin spins a lie about how Cole was supposed to get his gift for Gina, and he mentions how he kicked Cole's ass before coming to Gina's apartment.
* When Martin insists upon Gina pushing him out her window, Gina warns him to not tempt her.
* At the end, Martin gives Gina a footstool as an anniversary present, and he lies and says he bought it for her six months ago (in actuality, he bought it that same night).
night). Gina quickly recognizes it's a lie, though.




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* After a group of guys put their drinks down on Martin and Gina's table and Gina asks for a drink, Martin gestures to the drinks and says "Pick one, babe!"



!!California, Here We Come

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!!California, Here We Come
Come, Parts 1 & 2
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** Later, he returns to the lodge while arguing with Cole and Shainece about destroying their snowman. Cole refers to him as "Mr. Get on the Bus" and Shainece laments that Pam's boyfriend destroying their snowman before he could come to life while holding up a carrot.

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** Later, he returns to the lodge while arguing with Cole and Shainece Shanise about destroying their snowman. Cole refers to him as "Mr. Get on the Bus" and Shainece Shanise laments that Pam's boyfriend destroying their snowman before he could come to life while holding up a carrot.



* Shainece's MathematiciansAnswer to Gina's question as to how Tommy thinks he's going to marry Aquanetta.

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* Shainece's Shanise's MathematiciansAnswer to Gina's question as to how Tommy thinks he's going to marry Aquanetta.



-->'''Shainece''': In a church, Gina. Duh!

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-->'''Shainece''': -->'''Shanise''': In a church, Gina. Duh!



* When Tommy asks Cole and Shainece to testify for him, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint they start shouting and hollering as though they're in church]], leading to this:

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* When Tommy asks Cole and Shainece Shanise to testify for him, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint they start shouting and hollering as though they're in church]], leading to this:



* Martin calling Cole and Shaniece "[[Film/DumbAndDumber Dumb and Dumber]]" when he comes to collect them while preparing to escape the mental hospital with Pam.

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* Martin calling Cole and Shaniece Shanise "[[Film/DumbAndDumber Dumb and Dumber]]" when he comes to collect them while preparing to escape the mental hospital with Pam.
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* Martin calling Pam "[[TheAddamsFamily Grizzly Addams]]" and commenting on how he thought horses could smell their way to water.

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* Martin calling Pam "[[TheAddamsFamily Grizzly Addams]]" "Grizzly Adams" and commenting on how he thought horses could smell their way to water.
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* Martin constantly interrupts James Earl Jackson, the play's director and star, while he's rehearsing a scene with Gina and eventually causes him to fall to the floor.

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* Martin constantly interrupts When James Earl Jackson, the play's director and star, asserts that Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy, Martin begs to differ by saying ''Film/CooleyHigh'' was a tragedy and lamenting that Cochise was killed. He and his friends then sing a song from said movie until Pam yells at them to shut up.
* Martin constantly interrupts Jackson
while he's rehearsing a scene with Gina and eventually causes him to fall to the floor.



* While playing "Homeo" in the play and Pam, playing Juliet's handmaiden, comes out and asks what's going on, Martin tells Gina "Juliet, watch out--there's a grizzly bear behind you."



* After he and Pam get lost in the woods, Martin laments he's in the "''Series/LandOfTheLost'', and I'm stuck with a damn dinosaurus!"
* Martin calling Pam "[[TheAddamsFamily Grizzly Addams]]" and commenting on how he thought horses could smell their way to water.




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* Pam thinks to herself how she wishes she had a hot dog, and then imagines Martin turning into a giant hot dog. Martin, for his part, thinks to himself how he's so hungry he could eat a horse, then imagines Pam turning into a centaur.
* Martin eating the snack bar Pam had in her knapsack.
* The rat from "Romantic Weekend" returns, and Martin engages it in another hysterical fight...and clearly wins, since it's shown that he and Pam cooked the thing and ate some of it.
* Martin and Pam share an AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther moment, only to be found by Gina, Tommy, and the park ranger. Gina begins to comment on how Martin and Pam are getting along, causing Martin and Pam to go back to acting antagonistic.
** Martin insisting to Gina that Pam was trying to put him in a stranglehold.



* Gina and Cole bring Pam to Dr. Friendly who, as it turns out, treats only kids. When Gina gripes at him about it by asking "You brought Pam to a kid dentist?", Cole replies, "No, Gina. He's not a kid, duh; he's an adult who takes care of kids."

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* Gina and Cole bring drag a scared Pam to Dr. Friendly who, as it turns out, treats only kids. When Gina gripes at him about it by asking "You kids, and Cole {{squee}}ing over the toys in the waiting room.
** This exchange:
--->'''Gina''': You
brought Pam to a kid dentist?", Cole replies, "No, dentist?
--->'''Cole''': No,
Gina. He's not a kid, duh; he's duh. He's an adult who takes care of kids."



** AND a little girl telling Pam she's too old to play with one of the toys and demanding she give it to her. Pam tries to sweetly tell the girl she'll hand it over, only for the girl to run back to her mother and insult Pam.

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** AND a little girl telling Pam she's too old to play with one of the toys and demanding she give it to her. Pam tries to sweetly tell the girl she'll hand it over, only for the girl to run back to her mother and insult Pam.Pam by referring to her as "the lady with the fake hair."



** After seeing Pam, Dr. Friendly comments on how milk did her good. When Pam replies she's a grown woman, he then guesses what he's thinking isn't illegal.
* The little girl telling Pam "Don't let me catch your face in the street!"



** When Michaelangelo insults Gina, Martin starts to put the artist in his place, only for Pam to tell him to step aside and proceed to kick Michaelangelo out of his own gallery.
** When Michaelangelo objects to being kicked out of his gallery, Martin and Pam share a snicker before chorusing "Somebody done told him wrong!" The two of them then proceed to kick not only Michaelangelo, but also the other guests out, all the while Gina stands there, hand on her face.



* The episode ends with Dr. Friendly curing Pam of her hypnosis...only for Cole to start acting like Martin after Gina claps her hands to make sure the cure takes.

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* The episode ends with Dr. Friendly curing Pam of her hypnosis...only for Cole to start acting like Martin after Gina Tommy claps her his hands to make sure the cure takes.




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* Tommy's poem at Nipsy's open mic night.
* While Martin is meeting with a record producer friend of his, he runs into Hustle Man who auditions for the producer by playing a kazoo attached to a saxophone.
* Pam walks in on Martin trying to show her cousin how to dance, and she tells him that isn't his dance. She then proceeds to sing "[[Film/TheWizardOfOz The Lollipop Guild]]" and dance along to it.
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* Another blooper has Carl Anthony Payne and Thomas Mikal Ford pulling down Martin Lawrence's pants during a scene.

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* Another blooper has Carl Anthony Payne and Thomas Mikal Ford pulling down Martin Lawrence's pants during a scene.
scene. In front of Tisha Campbell.




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* When Pam tells Martin to stop talking so she can watch a soap opera on TV, Martin tells her to turn it off because "I hate to see a grown man cry."
* Martin explaining how he sprained his ankle by telling Gina he did a reverse slam dunk and flew through the air "like Jordan," only to come down hard on his ankle. Tommy speaks up and says Martin then woke up from his dream and tells the women that Martin tripped on his shoelace while running down the court.
* Martin's reluctance to Gina's suggestion to see a doctor about his ankle, followed by him saying he'll be fine once he goes to his mother's house. Tommy protests that Martin shouldn't be walking on his ankle, only for Martin to say he isn't; "You're gonna carry me, Scoopy!"
* Pam remarks that it's a good thing Martin didn't have too far to fall because he really would've gotten hurt, and Martin shoots back that when horses are incapacitated, they take them out to pasture and let off a few rounds.
* Pam about to throw down with Sheneneh after the latter spoils the ending to ''Jurassic Trailer Park''.
** Sheneneh's spoiler of the movie is just as funny: It involves dinosaurs coming by and doing a drive-by.
* Sheneneh scaring away a rude woman after arriving for the audition for ''The Love Jones Connection''.
** Sheneneh then has a brief encounter with a dimwitted woman whom she sends packing.
* Sheneneh's date Valentino's insulting comments about Martin, Gina, Tommy, and Pam.
** He remarks that Gina's head was the biggest head he'd ever seen, says he feels sorry for her turtlenecks, and mentions having nightmares about Gina's head.
*** Pam even thinks it's amusing.
** Valentino then states that Pam's breath smelled like a bag of armpits. Pam denies it, but when Martin, Gina, and Tommy cover their noses and say "Believe it," she eats some food and tries to get them to smell her breath.
* Sheneneh retorting at Valentino that she stayed up with him all night because she was afraid he'd bore himself to death.
* The episode ends with Sheneneh giving Valentino a meager cut of her earnings from the show (because he insulted her friends), and when Valentino asks what he's supposed to do with it, she retorts "Super-size it!" and slams the door in his face.



* Martin constantly interrupts the play's director while he's rehearsing a scene with Gina and eventually causes him to fall to the floor.
* The director then shows up stoned out of his mind due to overdosing on prescription pills.

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* Martin constantly interrupts James Earl Jackson, the play's director and star, while he's rehearsing a scene with Gina and eventually causes him to fall to the floor.
* The director Jackson then shows up stoned out of his mind due to overdosing on prescription pills.
painkillers.
* When Cole offers to play Romeo, the rest of the gang yells "HELL, NO!"
* Pam acting like she's going to be sick after witnessing a romantic moment between Martin and Gina.
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** We then cut to later, where Gina is again throwing pillows and a blanket on the couch as Martin attempts to explain himself.

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** We then cut to later, where Gina is again throwing pillows and a blanket on the couch as Martin attempts to explain himself.
himself. After Gina leaves, Martin asks himself "What's this love thing all about?", curls up on the couch, and calls for his mother as the episode ends.




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* When Luis enters, Martin remarks it usually takes him a week to reply.
** When Martin shows off his Spanish vocabulary, Luis tells him he has other people to ignore to get Martin to come to his point.
** Luis gesturing for Martin to pay him after Martin requests the two-bedroom apartment on the fifth floor. Once Martin puts a wad of cash in his hand, the landlord immediately asks "How soon can you move in?"
** Martin telling Luis he's going to need a cane after "I toss yo' ass out the window."
* Pam calls Martin "Donald Stump" and she and Tommy have a good laugh while the Paynes give them {{disapproving look}}s.
* The Paynes show a couple around their apartment, and the husband points out the Paynes' newspaper ad mentioned a doorman, to which Martin replies "I opened the door, man."
* After the Paynes are forced to live outside their apartment building (Luis gives their apartment to another couple who pays him more money), a homeless man comes up and puts some coins into Gina's cup of coffee, much to her annoyance, then offers to buy her couch in exchange for his jacket, but then decides he doesn't like the couch and moves on. Gina then stands up and [[NoYou yells she doesn't like his jacket]].
* Martin mentioning that [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Luis jumped out the window]] after he confronted him about giving the two-bedroom apartment to someone else.
* When Martin refuses to eat the grilled cheese sandwiches Gina made, Gina complains she used a cigarette lighter to melt the cheese and orders her husband to eat it. Martin takes a bite, then [[LethalChef spits it out when Gina isn't looking]].
* When Tommy stalls over giving Martin his car since it's a company car, Martin, in a fit of annoyance, assumes a fighting stance.
** When Tommy mentions that Martin and Gina could've asked him for a loan since he got a raise at his job, Gina snaps at him "[[RunningGag You ain't got no job, man!]]"
* Tommy and Pam posing as a pimp ("Tommy Dynamite") and a thug ("P-Funk"), respectively, to intimidate the new couple to move out of the Paynes' erstwhile apartment.
** [[PintSizedPowerhouse "P-Funk" demolishing the wall in search of her money.]]




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* A blooper from "Control" shows Creator/MartinLawrence's Sheneneh wig falling off as he sands Myra's feet.
* Another blooper has Carl Anthony Payne and Thomas Mikal Ford pulling down Martin Lawrence's pants during a scene.
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* Martin buys his infant cousin Cameron a "Player of the Year" outfit.
* When Pam comes by the apartment to pick Gina up for work, this exchange follows:
-->'''Pam''': Well, you look terrible as usual.
-->'''Martin''': How come I just got up and you the one with the mornin' breath?
* Pam then fawns over Cameron, then remarks to Martin how nice he is to let Cameron use his bed.
* Cole commenting that Gina didn't look pregnant the day before after Martin shows him and Tommy the baby.
* After Cameron spits up and Martin assures his friends it's nothing to be concerned about, Cole replies that he's going to have to leave if Cameron's head starts spinning like in ''Film/TheExorcist''.
* When Martin figures it's time to change Cameron's diapers, he asks Tommy to do the honors. When Tommy protests, Martin explains that, since Tommy is the tallest person present, the smell of Cameron's poop will be gone by the time it reaches Tommy.
* As the guys are changing Cameron's diapers (using a kitchen rag instead of a diaper), Tommy narrowly avoids Cameron's stream of urine.
* When Cameron continues to cry, Cole suggests that one of them should sing the baby "[[{{Mondegreen}} an alibi]]," much to Martin's apparent frustration.
* Martin starts to tell Cameron his unique take on the story about the three bears, which includes "the meanest bear of 'em all--Pam Bear."
* Tommy sings Cameron a lullaby, which includes the lyric "If you don't go asleep, I will scream."
** The lullaby works, and Cameron falls asleep...as does Cole.
** THEN [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Cole undoes everything by turning on the TV, causing Cameron to wake up and start crying again]].
* Martin commenting that "This baby's whipping our asses!"
* Martin telling his friends that Cameron [[FlippingTheBird gave him the finger]].
* After Martin and his friends wake up and find Cameron missing (they let Bruh Man watch the baby while they all took a nap), Cole says the baby probably went for a walk. When Tommy protests that Cameron is too young to walk, Cole answers that he probably took the stroller.
* When Sheneneh comes in with Cameron, she explains to Gina that she found Cameron, who was crying "like he saw [Pam] without no makeup," earning herself a threatening look from Pam.
** Sheneneh's farewell to Cameron.
* When Cameron's mother finds that her son is wearing a kitchen rag as a diaper, we cut to Tommy holding up his fist and saying "That's from the motherland!"




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* Gina's clumsy attempt to use Spanish while trying to contact Luis the landlord.
* When Luis reveals he's making a run for the border (since he's being deported), Martin asks him to bring him up back some tacos.
* When Luis's mother comments on how fine a man her son is, Martin remarks "So is Pam."
* Tommy, who officiates Pam and Luis's wedding, shows a sour attitude, and when Luis asks why Tommy is acting so angry, Martin explains "He was Pam's owner before you."
** Tommy calling Pam and Luis "These two phonies" while performing the ceremony, as well as misinterpreting Luis's "Si" as "See" and getting into a brief row with the man.
* Some of the characters' thoughts heard during the wedding:
** Pam thinks she should've asked for another $500.
** Luis muses over how he can't wait for the wedding to be over so he can "knock her boots from here to Albuquerque."
** Martin is surprised to find he actually thinks Pam looks beautiful in her wedding dress, then goes "Man, please!"
** As for Cole, we only get a tone, followed by a "the number you reached is unavailable" message, followed by "No new random thought available."
* Nipsy's idea of an open bar during the wedding reception is that food is free if someone has $5.
* Later, Martin goes to send the guests home and Gina insists he be polite, to which he says he will be. He then calls for everyone's attention and tells them to move from the inside of the apartment to the outside of the apartment, following with "You ain't got to go home, but you can't stay here."
* Martin commenting that Pam's apartment "doesn't look like a cave no more" after Luis sets up some of his belongings there to convince the INS agent that his wedding to Pam is legit.
* Martin saying that Pam and Luis first met at the Million Man March.
* After Martin makes a snark about Pam "getting a new leash on life," Pam tells the INS agent that Martin's just upset that he was too short to be ring-bearer.
* When Luis finds evidence that he is in fact an American citizen and Martin says "He's one of us," Luis excitedly asks if he's African-American.




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* Tommy offers to set Cole up with a job at his workplace, and he tells Cole to wear a suit, a tie...and a blindfold.
* Martin being [[ExiledToTheCouch banished to the couch]] by Gina after their dinner with the Bozacks where Martin flirted with Mrs. Bozack.
** When Martin complains about his bad back, Gina sarcastically suggests he go see a chiropractor in "Cleavage, Ohio!" before storming to the back. Martin calls after her that "It's Cleveland, Ohio!"
* [[MomentKiller Gina interrupting Pam's date]], and Pam yelling "Now what is it?!" as she goes to answer the door. Gina then ushers Pam's handsome date out of the apartment and even [[INeedAFreakingDrink takes a sip from the man's wine glass]].
* Gina fretting to Pam over how attractive Mrs. Bozack is, even saying "She could be Miss USA!"
* Martin questioning Cole about the new job Tommy got him. The first few questions, Cole answers he doesn't know. When Martin asks what does he do, Cole smiles and replies "Same thing as Tommy." Martin then reasons that Cole "[[RunningGag ain't got no job!]]"
* Martin attempting to cover up a [[ShowSomeLeg scantily-clad Gina]] as [[EatingTheEyeCandy everyone else ogles her]], then [[GetOut ordering everyone to leave]]. Tommy and Cole remain behind, expressing disgust over the other men's behavior, only for Martin to tell them to leave, calling Tommy "peeping Tom" while he's at it.
* After the Bozacks tear up Martin's contract and Mrs. Bozack insults Martin after overhearing him assure Gina he only has eyes for her and say that women like Mrs. Bozack only dress the way they do because they're really insecure, Martin calls after Mrs. Bozack that Gina may not have a fine body like hers but at least she keeps it real; he does, however, concede that Mrs. Bozack's body ''is'' fine. He then re-enters his apartment to find [[DeathGlare Gina scowling at him]] before storming to the back.
** We then cut to later, where Gina is again throwing pillows and a blanket on the couch as Martin attempts to explain himself.
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* Gina tells Martin he needs to clean the dirty dishes in the sink, and Martin replies he'll do so after they're finished watching a movie. The movie in question? ''Series/{{Roots}}''.
* When Gina objects to hiring Mama Payne as a housekeeper on the grounds that Mama Payne hates her, Martin assures his wife that his mother loves her, then adds she "just doesn't like you."
* Martin hires an attractive maid, Ebony, whom Tommy and Cole drool over. Tommy remarks he wishes Ebony has a sister. Cue Ebony's twin sister, Essence, coming out.
** Cole then states he wishes he had a million dollars, then checks his pockets.
** When Martin introduces the twin maids to his friends, Cole jokingly asks if they have a brother named "Jett."
** When Tommy tries to put the moves on the twins and states his astrological sign and height, Martin cuts in with "Jobless, Tommy!"
** When Gina comes home and sees the maids, she tells Martin "Too bad they can't stay" and tells the maids to leave. Martin starts to protest, but the maids tell him it's fine since they've had similar experiences ("The men hire us, and the women fire us").
* Gina announces she's going to have to take over hiring a housekeeper from Martin, most likely to keep him from hiring anymore attractive maids. [[HypocriticalHumor Cut to the next scene, where Gina and Pam are watching Apollo, a tall, well-built housekeeper, clean the apartment.]]
** When Martin comes home and Apollo politely offers to give him his slippers, Martin replies with "No, but you can get the hell out."
** Martin refers to Apollo as "Big-ass Series/{{Benson}}." When Apollo objects by saying "My name's Apollo," Martin rejoins with this line:
--->'''Martin''': Well, let's say your name's 'Water' so you can get to runnin'!
** Shortly after leaving with Apollo, Pam comes back and asks the Paynes if she can borrow their handcuffs.
* When the Paynes meet Miss Mini, Martin tells her she's probably looking for "apartment 227," to which Miss Mini replies she doesn't work for them anymore. Gina then comments that "they [[Series/TheJeffersons moved on up]]."
* After Miss Mini wakes them up early in the morning and shows her {{Jerkass}} colors and Gina laments being stuck with her for three months, Martin points out she's the one who signed the contract and calls her "Miss College Graduate."
* Martin fussing over his shrunken Grant Hill jersey, which Miss Mini washed believing the autograph on it to be dirt.
* Gina tells her husband he's overreacting over his jersey, only to then find that Miss Mini took an iron to her Donna Karan blouse. Martin then remarks that Miss Mini probably thought it was Pam and had it branded.
* Miss Mini ordering Martin and Gina to "hop your butts over to that table" after Gina tells her they're going down to IHOP for breakfast.
* Martin {{squick}}ing over Miss Mini announcing she made the Paynes some stewed prunes and okra.
* When Miss Miss demands to know who left the toothpaste tube open, Martin and Gina point at one another.
* When Martin comes home and Gina (wearing plastic around her shoes because Miss Mini threatened her against messing up her housecleaning) chides him for leaving his gym shoes on the floor, he asserts he's going to leave his shoes wherever he wants...then asks if Miss Mini is still in the apartment.
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