History Funny / ManchesterLost

25th Mar '13 12:52:14 PM ShadowBane
Is there an issue? Send a Message


-->@@'''Lucifer''': At least you're wearing pants! I mean, I remember the old days where you all wore kilts and dresses! Who made up that dress code anyway? The Old Man was such a pervert!@@
-->@@'''Michael''': Oh, shut up! You always wore yours hitched up!@@
-->@@'''Lucifer''': And you always looked!@@
-->@@'''Michael''': Because you kept bending over in my face!@@
-->@@'''Lucifer''': How do you think I got to be His Second in the first place?@@
-->@@'''Michael''': You little slut! @@

to:

-->@@'''Lucifer''': -->'''Lucifer''': At least you're wearing pants! I mean, I remember the old days where you all wore kilts and dresses! Who made up that dress code anyway? The Old Man was such a pervert!@@
-->@@'''Michael''':
pervert!
-->'''Michael''':
Oh, shut up! You always wore yours hitched up!@@
-->@@'''Lucifer''':
up!
-->'''Lucifer''':
And you always looked!@@
-->@@'''Michael''':
looked!
-->'''Michael''':
Because you kept bending over in my face!@@
-->@@'''Lucifer''':
face!
-->'''Lucifer''':
How do you think I got to be His Second in the first place?@@
-->@@'''Michael''':
place?
-->'''Michael''':
You little slut! @@
25th Mar '13 12:50:20 PM ShadowBane
Is there an issue? Send a Message

Added DiffLines:

** From Chapter 12:
-->Inner Aziraphale blushed. "You're not so bad yourself," he replied with a giggle. "Perhaps you have a spark of goodness as well?"
-->"So," Inner Hastur said awkwardly, staring at the ground as he shuffled his feet, "you… you wanna go lurking sometime?"*
-->*The demonic equivalent of asking him on a date. Other acceptable phrases include: "Wanna go defile some innocents?". "Hey, do you want to go really haunt a haunted house with me?" and the ever-popular "Hey, I have someone I want to take some Glorious Revenge upon; would you like to come help me torment them?"**
-->**If Crowley were ever honest with himself – which we all know by now doesn't happen often - "Can I tempt you to some dinner?" is another one.


Added DiffLines:

* After a kick causes Michael's breastplate to crack and fall open:
-->@@'''Lucifer''': At least you're wearing pants! I mean, I remember the old days where you all wore kilts and dresses! Who made up that dress code anyway? The Old Man was such a pervert!@@
-->@@'''Michael''': Oh, shut up! You always wore yours hitched up!@@
-->@@'''Lucifer''': And you always looked!@@
-->@@'''Michael''': Because you kept bending over in my face!@@
-->@@'''Lucifer''': How do you think I got to be His Second in the first place?@@
-->@@'''Michael''': You little slut! @@
17th Apr '12 3:43:39 PM bookwormgal
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* In the sequel, "The Gospel according to Michael" chapter. Told entirely in Michael's voice.
17th Apr '12 3:40:50 PM bookwormgal
Is there an issue? Send a Message


** And in the sequel, Fanfic/ParadiseThwarted, just the image of Aziraphale standing, completely unsurprised, as he and Crowley get hit by a ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext rain of bricks]]''.
17th Apr '12 3:39:28 PM bookwormgal
Is there an issue? Send a Message


* In the sequel, the new layers of Hell that the group gets to visit. Anyone who has ever read fanfiction will start cackling madly [[spoiler:when Lucifer explains there are now layers for fangirls and one based on Uriel's fanfiction]].
4th Apr '12 7:08:45 PM JAMoczo
Is there an issue? Send a Message


** And in the sequel, ''Paradise Thwarted'', just the image of Aziraphale standing, completely unsurprised, as he and Crowley get hit by a ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext rain of bricks]]''.

to:

** And in the sequel, ''Paradise Thwarted'', Fanfic/ParadiseThwarted, just the image of Aziraphale standing, completely unsurprised, as he and Crowley get hit by a ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext rain of bricks]]''.



* In the sequel, "The Gospel according to Michael" chapter. Told entirely in Michaels voice.

to:

* In the sequel, "The Gospel according to Michael" chapter. Told entirely in Michaels Michael's voice.
13th Mar '12 6:03:11 PM bookwormgal
Is there an issue? Send a Message



to:

* Crowley's hallucinated nightmares. They turn into what are essentially the worst types of fanfictions on the net. Everyone is OutOfCharacter, established relationships were destroyed in order for [[CrackPairing new ones to spawn]], [[spoiler: Dream!Aziraphale was pregnant]], and the poor demon wanted nothing more than to wake up out of that insanity.
** Even better, when he was [[spoiler:arguing with [[WhatYouAreInTheDark Zira]] later, he tried to claim that the child was Anathema's]]. Then, Crowley admitted that part might have been a dream.
* In the sequel, the new layers of Hell that the group gets to visit. Anyone who has ever read fanfiction will start cackling madly [[spoiler:when Lucifer explains there are now layers for fangirls and one based on Uriel's fanfiction]].
12th Jan '12 6:28:32 AM ghost1
Is there an issue? Send a Message



to:

* In the sequel, "The Gospel according to Michael" chapter. Told entirely in Michaels voice.
3rd Jan '12 4:44:41 PM Treeclimber42
Is there an issue? Send a Message


-->On High the Captain of the Host of the Lord, Patron Saint of Chivalry (one of two), Patron Saint of Warriors, He Whom the Holy Stick of the Lord Hath Had Up his Arse Since Before Time Beganeth*, [[spoiler:Saint Michael the Archangel]]

to:

-->On High the Captain of the Host of the Lord, Patron Saint of Chivalry (one of two), Patron Saint of Warriors, He Whom the Holy Stick of the Lord Hath Had Up his Arse Since Before Time Beganeth*, [[spoiler:Saint Michael the Archangel]]Archangel]]
* The responses to [[spoiler:Zira's complete inability to act like a demon]].
-->Beelzebub: "That's it, he's not coming anywhere near my Hell."
15th Jun '11 6:23:10 AM DuctTapeRoses
Is there an issue? Send a Message


-->Crowley cleared his throat. "HEY BELIAL!" he screamed at the floor, "LET ME IN, YOU BALL-LICKING ARSE-SUCKING BITCH, OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY 'CAUSE SATAN'S USING YOU FOR A SEX TOY AGAIN?

to:

-->Crowley cleared his throat. "HEY BELIAL!" he screamed at the floor, "LET ME IN, YOU BALL-LICKING ARSE-SUCKING BITCH, OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY 'CAUSE SATAN'S USING YOU FOR A SEX TOY AGAIN?AGAIN?
*From Chapter One:
-->On High the Captain of the Host of the Lord, Patron Saint of Chivalry (one of two), Patron Saint of Warriors, He Whom the Holy Stick of the Lord Hath Had Up his Arse Since Before Time Beganeth*, [[spoiler:Saint Michael the Archangel]]
This list shows the last 10 events of 17. Show all.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Funny.ManchesterLost