History Funny / Majesty

20th Mar '18 8:46:47 PM Twoeyesshort
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** For that matter, when ''any'' unit not intended for combat starts mopping the floor with stronger monsters. Another particularly notable example comes with boss monsters spawning in, and then ending up being killed by a guardhouse and gnomes and/or peasants. (This being because the gnomes and peasants kept repairing the guardhouse, thus resulting in an almost literal StoneWall that will wear down said boss.)
11th Mar '18 1:48:54 AM AnsemPaul
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* For a little random humor, open up the chat and type "planet fargo". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Vzdgou0yI What up, Phatness?]]

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* For a little random humor, open up the chat and type "planet fargo". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Vzdgou0yI What up, Phatness?]]Phatness?]]
* The Harpy Feminist quest
4th Mar '18 9:02:19 PM Twoeyesshort
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'''Elven Lounge:''' (from your adviser, who is clearly flustered) Your majesty! I-I was just, er, inspecting the... er... [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject have you heard the latest reports about the goblins?]]\\

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'''Elven Lounge:''' (from your adviser, who is [[CoitusInterruptus clearly flustered) flustered]]) Your majesty! I-I was just, er, inspecting the... er... [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject have you heard the latest reports about the goblins?]]\\
4th Mar '18 8:57:51 PM Twoeyesshort
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** Neither do Gnomes:
-->'''Gnome:''' [[BlatantLies I wasn't trying to hurt you!]]
1st Mar '18 3:01:52 PM Twoeyesshort
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* For a little random humor, open up the chat and type "planet fargo". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Vzdgou0yI Just do it.]]

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* For a little random humor, open up the chat and type "planet fargo". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Vzdgou0yI Just do it.]]What up, Phatness?]]
28th Feb '18 2:54:04 AM Twoeyesshort
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** For that matter, neither do ordinary Warriors.
-->'''Warrior:''' (in the same LargeHam voice they use for everything) Call in the reinforcements!
28th Feb '18 2:36:44 AM Twoeyesshort
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'''Solarius:''' Ooh, those elves look so pasty!\\

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'''Solarius:''' '''Solarus:''' Ooh, those elves look so pasty!\\


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'''Ranger:''' Maybe I can stop and ask for directions...\\
28th Feb '18 2:33:21 AM Twoeyesshort
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'''Magic Bazaar:'' Fire balm cleanup on aisle six.\\
'''Sorcerer's Abode:'' I hate eldritch energies, they always make me itch... ooh...\\

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'''Magic Bazaar:'' Bazaar:''' Fire balm cleanup on aisle six.\\
'''Sorcerer's Abode:'' Abode:''' I hate eldritch energies, they always make me itch... ooh...\\
28th Feb '18 2:32:17 AM Twoeyesshort
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'''Gnome:''' Is this gonna hurt bad?\\
'''Dwarf:''' My wife's beard is even ''more'' attractive!\\
'''Elf:''' (''very'' aroused) I'm looking good...\\
'''Solarius:''' Ooh, those elves look so pasty!\\
'''Adept:''' Only Lunord [[ToiletHumor can break the winds!]]\\
'''Barbarian:''' Argh, sleeping on leaves hurt! Me want water bed!\\
'''Healer:''' Can't we all just get along?\\



'''Monk:''' [[NotSoStoic *burps*]]\\
'''Warrior:''' *hammy battle grunts*\\
'''Warrior of Discord:''' That tickles.\\
'''Paladin:''' Dauros! Grant me better headgear!\\
'''Wizard:''' He who laughs last is... erm... worth two in a bush?\\
'''Rogue:''' What's mine is mine. What's yours is mine.\\
'''Tax Collector:''' Did you fill out your U3 stroke 18449 stroke Beta Zed 793 EZ?\\
'''Outpost:''' If you lived here, you'd be home by now!\\
'''Gnome Hovel:''' Dinner's run off again!\\
'''Dwarven Settlement''' or '''Ballista Tower:''' Watch where you're pointing that thing! *boink* Ow!\\
'''Elven Bungalow:''' (obviously coming onto you) Say, is that tunic a Bornelli original? Stunning!\\
'''Elven Lounge:''' (from your adviser, who is clearly flustered) Your majesty! I-I was just, er, inspecting the... er... [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject have you heard the latest reports about the goblins?]]\\
'''Gamling Hall:''' (your adviser again) Majesty! My personal treasury is nearly empty!\\
'''Temple to Krolm:''' I say, Glorg! Would you pass the tea?\\
'''Temple to Helia:''' Oooh, ooh, oh, oh, ouch! Hot sand, hot sand!\\



'''Temple to Agrella:''' No, you can't play miniature golf here.\\
'''Temple to Dauros:''' *crunchy food being eaten*\\



'''Wizards' Guild:''' Hey Randolf! Watch me pull a rock golem out of my hat! *goofy "yank!" sound effect, followed by a golem's roar*\\
'''Rogues' Guild:''' Shh! Maybe they'll go away...\\
'''Blacksmith:''' (channelling ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'') Ha... hahaha... they said "ball-peen".\\
'''Library:''' Excuse me? Where's your "strategy guide" section?\\
'''Wizard Tower:''' Are you ''sure'' this thing's not gonna fall over?\\



'''Temple to Krolm:''' I say, could you pass the tea?

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'''Temple to Krolm:''' '''Trading Post:''' *laughter* Ah, stop taunting the donkeys.\\
'''Magic Bazaar:'' Fire balm cleanup on aisle six.\\
'''Sorcerer's Abode:''
I say, could hate eldritch energies, they always make me itch... ooh...\\
'''Mausoleum:''' Stay out of here,
you pass meddling kids!\\
'''Embassy:''' Are you carrying any fruits, veggies, or man-eating slimes?\\
'''Hall of Champions:''' Sorry, sir, but your neighbor's dog is not considered a "threat to
the tea?realm".\\
'''Fairgrounds:''' See the three-headed troll!\\
'''House:''' [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail I'm bein' repressed!]]\\
'''Statue:''' Bloody pidgeons...\\
'''Graveyard:''' *comedic slip sound effect*\\
'''Creature's Lair:''' I like my peasant "al dante".\\
'''[[spoiler:The Abomination]]:''' Don't laugh! [[spoiler:Abominations]] have feelings, too!



* The sheer resilience of Healers defending their home is insane. They heal each other, self resurrect, and gain level that let them self resurrect even MORE. It ends up looking something like [[https://youtu.be/-r_6b39wtZA?t=17m16s this.]] It gets even funnier if this presses their BerserkButton and they start [[https://youtu.be/oTaXESOGJ8c?t=3m42s cleaning house.]]

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* The sheer resilience of Healers defending their home is insane. They heal each other, self resurrect, and gain level that let them self resurrect even MORE. It ends up looking something like [[https://youtu.be/-r_6b39wtZA?t=17m16s this.]] It gets even funnier if this presses their BerserkButton and they start [[https://youtu.be/oTaXESOGJ8c?t=3m42s cleaning house.]]
* For a little random humor, open up the chat and type "planet fargo". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Vzdgou0yI Just do it.
]]
27th Feb '18 11:15:40 PM Twoeyesshort
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'''Cultist:''' Agh, loincloth's riding up!\\



'''Warriors' Guild:''' It's all fun and games until someone loses a [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall pixel]]!

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'''Warriors' Guild:''' It's all fun and games until someone loses a [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall pixel]]!pixel]]!\\
'''Rangers' Guild:''' I'm just saying the other guilds have roofs, that's all.\\
'''Market:''' (bored voice) Paper or burlap?\\
'''Temple to Krolm:''' I say, could you pass the tea?


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** For that matter, neither do ordinary Warriors.
-->'''Warrior:''' (in the same LargeHam voice they use for everything) Call in the reinforcements!
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