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** On most maps with opposing factions, the enemy has Statues to prevent this. But if you take them out, the Rogues will be happy to help you destroy their home.
** In “The Siege”, the enemy can flip the tables and have ''your'' Rogues attack their Guild!
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'''Temple to Agrella:''' No, you can't play miniature golf here.\\

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'''Temple to Agrella:''' Agrela:''' No, you can't play miniature golf here.\\
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'''Mausoleum:''' Stay out of here, you meddling kids!\\

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'''Mausoleum:''' Stay out of here, you meddling kids!\\YouMeddlingKids!\\
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* Does your enemy have a Rogue's Guild? Then set a bounty flag on one of the enemy's buildings, and ''the Rogues will do everything they can to destroy that building''. Yes, [[TooDumbToLive this even works on their own guild]].
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'''Rhoden the Rat King:''' Cheese -- the other white meat!

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'''Rhoden the Rat King:''' Cheese -- the other white meat!meat!\\
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'''Styx:''' Hi, Mom!
'''Stones:''' [[Music/MCHammer It's hammer time!]]

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'''Styx:''' Hi, Mom!
Mom!\\
'''Stones:''' [[Music/MCHammer It's hammer time!]]time!]]\\

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'''Creature's Lair:''' I like my peasant "al dante".\\

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'''Creature's Lair:''' I like my peasant "al dante".\\dente".\\
'''Rhoden the Rat King:''' Cheese -- the other white meat!
'''Styx:''' Hi, Mom!
'''Stones:''' [[Music/MCHammer It's hammer time!]]
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'''Statue:''' Bloody pidgeons...\\

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'''Statue:''' Bloody pidgeons...pigeons...\\
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** The rangers simply say "ooh, tough fight!" and leg it.

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** The rangers simply say "ooh, "Ooh, tough fight!" and leg it.
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'''Gamling Hall:''' (your adviser again) Majesty! My personal treasury is nearly empty!\\

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'''Gamling '''Gambling Hall:''' (your adviser again) Majesty! My personal treasury is nearly empty!\\
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* The Harpy Feminist quest

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* %%* The Harpy Feminist quest
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** For that matter, when ''any'' unit not intended for combat starts mopping the floor with stronger monsters. Another particularly notable example comes with boss monsters spawning in, and then ending up being killed by a guardhouse and gnomes and/or peasants. (This being because the gnomes and peasants kept repairing the guardhouse, thus resulting in an almost literal StoneWall that will wear down said boss.)
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* For a little random humor, open up the chat and type "planet fargo". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Vzdgou0yI What up, Phatness?]]

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* For a little random humor, open up the chat and type "planet fargo". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Vzdgou0yI What up, Phatness?]]Phatness?]]
* The Harpy Feminist quest
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'''Elven Lounge:''' (from your adviser, who is clearly flustered) Your majesty! I-I was just, er, inspecting the... er... [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject have you heard the latest reports about the goblins?]]\\

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'''Elven Lounge:''' (from your adviser, who is [[CoitusInterruptus clearly flustered) flustered]]) Your majesty! I-I was just, er, inspecting the... er... [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject have you heard the latest reports about the goblins?]]\\
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** Neither do Gnomes:
-->'''Gnome:''' [[BlatantLies I wasn't trying to hurt you!]]
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* For a little random humor, open up the chat and type "planet fargo". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Vzdgou0yI Just do it.]]

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* For a little random humor, open up the chat and type "planet fargo". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Vzdgou0yI Just do it.]]What up, Phatness?]]
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** For that matter, neither do ordinary Warriors.
-->'''Warrior:''' (in the same LargeHam voice they use for everything) Call in the reinforcements!

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'''Solarius:''' Ooh, those elves look so pasty!\\

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'''Solarius:''' '''Solarus:''' Ooh, those elves look so pasty!\\


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'''Ranger:''' Maybe I can stop and ask for directions...\\
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'''Magic Bazaar:'' Fire balm cleanup on aisle six.\\
'''Sorcerer's Abode:'' I hate eldritch energies, they always make me itch... ooh...\\

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'''Magic Bazaar:'' Bazaar:''' Fire balm cleanup on aisle six.\\
'''Sorcerer's Abode:'' Abode:''' I hate eldritch energies, they always make me itch... ooh...\\

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'''Gnome:''' Is this gonna hurt bad?\\
'''Dwarf:''' My wife's beard is even ''more'' attractive!\\
'''Elf:''' (''very'' aroused) I'm looking good...\\
'''Solarius:''' Ooh, those elves look so pasty!\\
'''Adept:''' Only Lunord [[ToiletHumor can break the winds!]]\\
'''Barbarian:''' Argh, sleeping on leaves hurt! Me want water bed!\\
'''Healer:''' Can't we all just get along?\\



'''Monk:''' [[NotSoStoic *burps*]]\\
'''Warrior:''' *hammy battle grunts*\\
'''Warrior of Discord:''' That tickles.\\
'''Paladin:''' Dauros! Grant me better headgear!\\
'''Wizard:''' He who laughs last is... erm... worth two in a bush?\\
'''Rogue:''' What's mine is mine. What's yours is mine.\\
'''Tax Collector:''' Did you fill out your U3 stroke 18449 stroke Beta Zed 793 EZ?\\
'''Outpost:''' If you lived here, you'd be home by now!\\
'''Gnome Hovel:''' Dinner's run off again!\\
'''Dwarven Settlement''' or '''Ballista Tower:''' Watch where you're pointing that thing! *boink* Ow!\\
'''Elven Bungalow:''' (obviously coming onto you) Say, is that tunic a Bornelli original? Stunning!\\
'''Elven Lounge:''' (from your adviser, who is clearly flustered) Your majesty! I-I was just, er, inspecting the... er... [[ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject have you heard the latest reports about the goblins?]]\\
'''Gamling Hall:''' (your adviser again) Majesty! My personal treasury is nearly empty!\\
'''Temple to Krolm:''' I say, Glorg! Would you pass the tea?\\
'''Temple to Helia:''' Oooh, ooh, oh, oh, ouch! Hot sand, hot sand!\\



'''Temple to Agrella:''' No, you can't play miniature golf here.\\
'''Temple to Dauros:''' *crunchy food being eaten*\\



'''Wizards' Guild:''' Hey Randolf! Watch me pull a rock golem out of my hat! *goofy "yank!" sound effect, followed by a golem's roar*\\
'''Rogues' Guild:''' Shh! Maybe they'll go away...\\
'''Blacksmith:''' (channelling ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'') Ha... hahaha... they said "ball-peen".\\
'''Library:''' Excuse me? Where's your "strategy guide" section?\\
'''Wizard Tower:''' Are you ''sure'' this thing's not gonna fall over?\\



'''Temple to Krolm:''' I say, could you pass the tea?

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'''Temple to Krolm:''' '''Trading Post:''' *laughter* Ah, stop taunting the donkeys.\\
'''Magic Bazaar:'' Fire balm cleanup on aisle six.\\
'''Sorcerer's Abode:''
I say, could hate eldritch energies, they always make me itch... ooh...\\
'''Mausoleum:''' Stay out of here,
you pass meddling kids!\\
'''Embassy:''' Are you carrying any fruits, veggies, or man-eating slimes?\\
'''Hall of Champions:''' Sorry, sir, but your neighbor's dog is not considered a "threat to
the tea?realm".\\
'''Fairgrounds:''' See the three-headed troll!\\
'''House:''' [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail I'm bein' repressed!]]\\
'''Statue:''' Bloody pidgeons...\\
'''Graveyard:''' *comedic slip sound effect*\\
'''Creature's Lair:''' I like my peasant "al dante".\\
'''[[spoiler:The Abomination]]:''' Don't laugh! [[spoiler:Abominations]] have feelings, too!



* The sheer resilience of Healers defending their home is insane. They heal each other, self resurrect, and gain level that let them self resurrect even MORE. It ends up looking something like [[https://youtu.be/-r_6b39wtZA?t=17m16s this.]] It gets even funnier if this presses their BerserkButton and they start [[https://youtu.be/oTaXESOGJ8c?t=3m42s cleaning house.]]

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* The sheer resilience of Healers defending their home is insane. They heal each other, self resurrect, and gain level that let them self resurrect even MORE. It ends up looking something like [[https://youtu.be/-r_6b39wtZA?t=17m16s this.]] It gets even funnier if this presses their BerserkButton and they start [[https://youtu.be/oTaXESOGJ8c?t=3m42s cleaning house.]]
* For a little random humor, open up the chat and type "planet fargo". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Vzdgou0yI Just do it.
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'''Cultist:''' Agh, loincloth's riding up!\\



'''Warriors' Guild:''' It's all fun and games until someone loses a [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall pixel]]!

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'''Warriors' Guild:''' It's all fun and games until someone loses a [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall pixel]]!pixel]]!\\
'''Rangers' Guild:''' I'm just saying the other guilds have roofs, that's all.\\
'''Market:''' (bored voice) Paper or burlap?\\
'''Temple to Krolm:''' I say, could you pass the tea?


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** For that matter, neither do ordinary Warriors.
-->'''Warrior:''' (in the same LargeHam voice they use for everything) Call in the reinforcements!
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'''Warrior of Discord:''' Bawwwwwk-bawk-bawk-bawk!

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'''Warrior of Discord:''' Bawwwwwk-bawk-bawk-bawk!Bawwwwwk-bawk-bawk-bawk!
*The sheer resilience of Healers defending their home is insane. They heal each other, self resurrect, and gain level that let them self resurrect even MORE. It ends up looking something like [[https://youtu.be/-r_6b39wtZA?t=17m16s this.]] It gets even funnier if this presses their BerserkButton and they start [[https://youtu.be/oTaXESOGJ8c?t=3m42s cleaning house.]]
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** The beginning is at least as funny: "Um, Majesty, I have good news and bad. The good news is your uncle died!"

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** The beginning is at least as funny: funny, as the Royal Advisor struggles to put a positive spin on inheriting a WretchedHive: "Um, Majesty, I have good news and bad. The good news is your uncle died!"
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** The beginning is at least as funny: "Um, Majesty, I have good news and bad. The good news is your uncle died!"
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* Also the ending of "The Wizard's Curse". "Let's ride the catapult one more time - Pleeease?

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* Also the ending of "The Wizard's Curse". "Let's ride the catapult one more time - Pleeease?Pleeease?"
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* Also the ending of "The Wizard's Curse". "Can we have another go on the catapult? Pleeeeease?
--> "Once we pluck the Palace Guards from the surrounding trees and wheel the siege weapons back into storage, everything should be back to normal."

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* Also the ending of "The Wizard's Curse". "Can we have another go on "Let's ride the catapult? Pleeeeease?
catapult one more time - Pleeease?
--> "Once we pluck all the Palace Guards from the surrounding trees and wheel the siege weapons back into in storage, everything all should be back to normal.well."

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* Also the ending of "The Wizard's Curse". "Can we have another go on the catapult? Pleeeeease?"

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* Also the ending of "The Wizard's Curse". "Can we have another go on the catapult? Pleeeeease?"Pleeeeease?
--> "Once we pluck the Palace Guards from the surrounding trees and wheel the siege weapons back into storage, everything should be back to normal."
* The EasterEgg lines are quite amusing.
--> '''Guardhouse:''' 'Ey, whose turn for the donut run?\\
'''Priestess:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall This game]] is to ''die'' for!\\
'''Temple to Lunord:''' Ok, that's four votes for decaf.\\
'''Warriors' Guild:''' It's all fun and games until someone loses a [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall pixel]]!
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"If I had my good hammer, you'd be sorry!"\\

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"If I had my good hammer, you'd be sorry!"\\sorry!"
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* The ending of the "Urban Renewal" quest. "[[spoiler:Hey, Majesty. You've deprived this town of all crime, amusement, and entertainment. It's a wholesome, safe, and dreadfully dull place to live, if you ask me. Outstanding work.]]"
* Also the ending of "The Wizard's Curse". "Can we have another go on the catapult? Pleeeeease?"
* Some of the "flee" lines are funny even as your heroes frustrate you with their gutlessness.
** The dwarves and paladins are clearly trying to save their pride.
-->"Dauros has spared you... for now!"\\
"If I had my good hammer, you'd be sorry!"\\
** The rangers simply say "ooh, tough fight!" and leg it.
** Fervus' followers have no shame.
-->'''Cultist:''' Runnn...RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!\\
'''Warrior of Discord:''' Bawwwwwk-bawk-bawk-bawk!

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