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26th May '16 8:47:42 AM cjqtwm
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-->'''Agatha:''' Oh, perhaps if you enrolled in Jonathan's kung fu class, you might be better able to defend yourself. Right, girls?

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-->'''Agatha:''' Oh, perhaps if you you're enrolled in Jonathan's kung fu class, you might be better able to defend yourself. Right, girls?
25th May '16 7:54:40 PM cjqtwm
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDv5kizY8oE The fate]] (and later BrickJoke) of Higgins' remote-controlled airplane.

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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDv5kizY8oE [[https://vimeo.com/168136762 The fate]] (and later BrickJoke) of Higgins' remote-controlled airplane.
21st May '16 11:50:00 PM cjqtwm
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* [[PerFumigation Magnum's experience with "Patchismo" cologne]] in "The Legacy of Garwood Huddle".
-->'''T.C.:''' You know, there's that smell again. It's smells kinda funny, like old gym shorts. You smell it Thomas?
-->'''Magnum:''' ''(says nothing)''
-->'''T.C.:''' It's gettin' worse. It smells like old brussel sprouts.
-->'''Magnum:''' Okay! Okay! Okay... It's me. Some guy gave me this sample of "Patchismo" cologne.
-->'''T.C.:''' "Patchismo" col... Is this the same guy that gave you the "[=PatWax=]"?
-->'''Magnum:''' Yes, and I put some on and now I can't wash it off.
-->'''T.C.:''' Man, you should have smelled that stuff before you put it on.
-->'''Magnum:''' It doesn't smell like anything. It's supposed to take on your own natural scent.
-->'''T.C.:''' Heh, boy if that's your own natural scent you've got a serious problem.
-->'''Magnum:''' Look, will you stop it please and help me find William Daniels!
-->'''T.C.:''' Yeah, sure. You just stay down wind.
21st May '16 11:36:09 PM cjqtwm
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** This conversation:
-->'''Goldie:''' Remember back in high school when I campaigned to outlaw football games? Remember?
-->'''Magnum:''' Yes, I remember. You felt that football was uncivilized, that it encouraged students to acts of violence, rather than rational, intellectual discussions. So, at halftime, during the Homecoming game, you... burned down the goalposts.
-->'''Goldie:''' It was a symbolic act.
-->'''Magnum:''' We had to forfeit the game!
-->'''Goldie:''' I couldn't get them to listen any other way!
18th May '16 8:03:56 PM cjqtwm
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* "Rembrandt's Girl": Susan Johnson's "backup system" for getting the vault open? [[SuddenlyShouting Suddenly banging loudly on the door and hysterically yelling "HELP!!!"]] [[DisapprovingLook Magnum is]] [[AsideGlance not amused.]]

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* "Rembrandt's Girl": Susan Johnson's "backup system" for getting the vault open? [[SuddenlyShouting Suddenly banging loudly on the door and hysterically yelling "HELP!!!"]] "HELP!!!"]]. [[DisapprovingLook Magnum is]] [[AsideGlance not amused.]]
28th Mar '16 10:58:30 PM cjqtwm
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-->'''Magnum:''' Against bullets? ''[[MirthlessLaughter (laughs nervously)]]''

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-->'''Magnum:''' [[EntertaininglyWrong Against bullets? bullets?]] ''[[MirthlessLaughter (laughs nervously)]]''in disbelief)]]''
26th Mar '16 10:53:35 PM cjqtwm
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* In "Innocence... A Broad", Rick asks Magnum to fumigate his house. When Magnum and Rita show up at his house, Magnum puts on a bug mask as a prank, but when they see Rick seemingly floating lifeless in his pool [[note]](actually practicing his dead man's float)[[/note]], Magnum springs into action, forgetting he has the rather grotesque mask on. HilarityEnsues.

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* In "Innocence... A Broad", Rick asks Magnum to fumigate his house. When Magnum and Rita show up at his house, Magnum puts on a bug mask as a prank, but when they see Rick seemingly floating lifeless in his pool [[note]](actually practicing his dead man's float)[[/note]], looking for a lost charm)[[/note]], Magnum springs into action, forgetting he has the rather grotesque mask on. HilarityEnsues.
26th Mar '16 10:51:30 PM cjqtwm
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* In "Innocence... A Broad", Rick asks Magnum about finding him an exterminator. When Magnum and Rita show up at his house, Magnum puts on a bug mask as a prank, but when they see Rick seemingly floating lifeless in his pool [[note]](actually practicing his dead man's float)[[/note]], Magnum springs into action, forgetting he has the rather grotesque mask on. HilarityEnsues.

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* In "Innocence... A Broad", Rick asks Magnum about finding him an exterminator.to fumigate his house. When Magnum and Rita show up at his house, Magnum puts on a bug mask as a prank, but when they see Rick seemingly floating lifeless in his pool [[note]](actually practicing his dead man's float)[[/note]], Magnum springs into action, forgetting he has the rather grotesque mask on. HilarityEnsues.
26th Mar '16 10:45:19 PM cjqtwm
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--> '''Higgins:''' Oh my ''GOD!!!''
26th Mar '16 10:42:44 PM cjqtwm
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* "Distant Relative": Magnum and Rick describing Rick's sister to a cop. Magnum is describing a GoodBadGirl, Rick a PuritySue. And the cop is wondering if they are talking about the same woman.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDv5kizY8oE The fate]] (and later BrickJoke) of Higgins' remote-controlled airplane.


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* "Luther Gillis: File #521", after Magnum's been grazed by a bullet.
-->'''Agatha:''' Oh, perhaps if you enrolled in Jonathan's kung fu class, you might be better able to defend yourself. Right, girls?
-->'''Magnum:''' Against bullets? ''[[MirthlessLaughter (laughs nervously)]]''
** Then, during that same lesson, when Luther is asked to stand in during the ladies' demonstration, one of the ladies starts running towards him with her hand raised and yelling a BattleCry. Luther, out of sheer reflexes, [[ReflexiveResponse punches her in the face and knocks her out cold]].
* "Distant Relative": Magnum and Rick describing Rick's sister to a cop. Magnum is describing a GoodBadGirl, Rick a PuritySue. And the cop is wondering if they are talking about the same woman.
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDv5kizY8oE The fate]] (and later BrickJoke) of Higgins' remote-controlled airplane.
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