History Funny / MagnumPI

28th Aug '16 12:46:33 AM cjqtwm
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* "The Return of Luther Gillis" has plenty, starting with Luther and Lloyd [=DeWitt=] at the P.I. convention:
--> '''Luther:''' How is [Artie Keanu] anyway?
--> '''Lloyd:''' Keanu? He escaped from prison three weeks ago.
--> '''Luther:''' ''Great!'' We can nail him again!
** And when Luther [[TechnologyMarchesOn doubts the usefulness of computers]] in private investigating.
--> '''Lloyd:''' Well let me tell you, that computers and electronics are the wave of the future in this industry. Foot tails and stakeouts will become as obsolete as Panama hats and the ubiquitous informants on the street. Be ready for the future, or you'll wind up in the past.
--> '''Luther:''' Who said ''that?''
--> '''Lloyd:''' I did. It's in my book, ''Private Investigative Techniques in the Computer Age'', subtitled ''Software and You''. You can pick one up in the lobby for $7.95.
--> '''Magnum:''' Yeah, well that's very interesting but-
--> '''Luther:''' Sounds great! You're quite an entrepreneur. Onions extra? ''(starts laughing)''
--> '''Magnum:''' ''(dissolves into a fit of giggling)''
** When Magnum and Luther come back from the convention and discover the lads drugged and Blanche and Higgins gone:
--> '''Luther:''' I know what happened. It's as clear as the nose on my face. The butler got Blanche drunk, seduced her, wrote this phony kidnap note, and then ran off with her!
16th Aug '16 12:13:22 PM cjqtwm
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** Then, during that same lesson, when Luther is asked to stand in during the ladies' demonstration, one of the ladies starts running towards him with her hand raised and yelling a Battle Cry. Luther, out of sheer reflexes, [[ReflexiveResponse punches her in the face and knocks her out cold]].

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** Then, during that same lesson, when Luther is asked to stand in during the ladies' demonstration, one of the ladies starts running towards him with her hand raised and yelling a Battle Cry.BattleCry. Luther, out of sheer reflexes, [[ReflexiveResponse punches her in the face and knocks her out cold]].
16th Aug '16 12:12:56 PM cjqtwm
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** Then, during that same lesson, when Luther is asked to stand in during the ladies' demonstration, one of the ladies starts running towards him with her hand raised and yelling a [[BattleCry Battle Cry]]. Luther, out of sheer reflexes, [[ReflexiveResponse punches her in the face and knocks her out cold]].

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** Then, during that same lesson, when Luther is asked to stand in during the ladies' demonstration, one of the ladies starts running towards him with her hand raised and yelling a [[BattleCry Battle Cry]].Cry. Luther, out of sheer reflexes, [[ReflexiveResponse punches her in the face and knocks her out cold]].
16th Aug '16 10:57:54 AM cjqtwm
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** And of course:
--> '''Higgins:''' "Who you callin' a ''limey'', boy?"
16th Aug '16 10:51:42 AM cjqtwm
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** Magnum running into [[CelebrityCameo Carol Channing]] at the new wave club, since it comes ''completely'' out of nowhere.
11th Aug '16 8:43:08 PM cjqtwm
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** Then, during that same lesson, when Luther is asked to stand in during the ladies' demonstration, one of the ladies starts running towards him with her hand raised and yelling a BattleCry. Luther, out of sheer reflexes, [[ReflexiveResponse punches her in the face and knocks her out cold]].

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** Then, during that same lesson, when Luther is asked to stand in during the ladies' demonstration, one of the ladies starts running towards him with her hand raised and yelling a BattleCry.[[BattleCry Battle Cry]]. Luther, out of sheer reflexes, [[ReflexiveResponse punches her in the face and knocks her out cold]].
26th May '16 8:47:42 AM cjqtwm
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-->'''Agatha:''' Oh, perhaps if you enrolled in Jonathan's kung fu class, you might be better able to defend yourself. Right, girls?

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-->'''Agatha:''' Oh, perhaps if you you're enrolled in Jonathan's kung fu class, you might be better able to defend yourself. Right, girls?
25th May '16 7:54:40 PM cjqtwm
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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDv5kizY8oE The fate]] (and later BrickJoke) of Higgins' remote-controlled airplane.

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** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDv5kizY8oE [[https://vimeo.com/168136762 The fate]] (and later BrickJoke) of Higgins' remote-controlled airplane.
21st May '16 11:50:00 PM cjqtwm
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* [[PerFumigation Magnum's experience with "Patchismo" cologne]] in "The Legacy of Garwood Huddle".
-->'''T.C.:''' You know, there's that smell again. It's smells kinda funny, like old gym shorts. You smell it Thomas?
-->'''Magnum:''' ''(says nothing)''
-->'''T.C.:''' It's gettin' worse. It smells like old brussel sprouts.
-->'''Magnum:''' Okay! Okay! Okay... It's me. Some guy gave me this sample of "Patchismo" cologne.
-->'''T.C.:''' "Patchismo" col... Is this the same guy that gave you the "[=PatWax=]"?
-->'''Magnum:''' Yes, and I put some on and now I can't wash it off.
-->'''T.C.:''' Man, you should have smelled that stuff before you put it on.
-->'''Magnum:''' It doesn't smell like anything. It's supposed to take on your own natural scent.
-->'''T.C.:''' Heh, boy if that's your own natural scent you've got a serious problem.
-->'''Magnum:''' Look, will you stop it please and help me find William Daniels!
-->'''T.C.:''' Yeah, sure. You just stay down wind.
21st May '16 11:36:09 PM cjqtwm
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** This conversation:
-->'''Goldie:''' Remember back in high school when I campaigned to outlaw football games? Remember?
-->'''Magnum:''' Yes, I remember. You felt that football was uncivilized, that it encouraged students to acts of violence, rather than rational, intellectual discussions. So, at halftime, during the Homecoming game, you... burned down the goalposts.
-->'''Goldie:''' It was a symbolic act.
-->'''Magnum:''' We had to forfeit the game!
-->'''Goldie:''' I couldn't get them to listen any other way!
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