History Funny / MagnumPI

24th May '17 3:10:24 PM cjqtwm
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-->'''Higgins:''' It's delightful. And ''so'' close to reality!

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-->'''Higgins:''' It's I say, this ''is'' delightful. And ''so'' close to reality!
16th Apr '17 6:42:57 PM cjqtwm
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** While Amy and Agatha's talk at the end is a major HeartwarmingMoment, what makes it at least partially funny is the fact that Agatha knew Amy [[spoiler: wasn't the real Amy from the fact that she was an excellent piano player. According to Agatha, terrible musicianship runs in the Kimball family.]]
23rd Oct '16 7:18:56 PM cjqtwm
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-->'''Makini:''' Unless we find Kele, it's only a matter of days before [Kele's mate] will be dead!
-->'''Magnum:''' Maybe we can get an undercover mahi-mahi to find his hideout!

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-->'''Makini:''' Unless we find Kele, it's only a matter of days before [Kele's mate] -->'''Goldie:''' Makini thinks that Kele will be dead!
stay near where he's released at least for a few days.
-->'''Magnum:''' Oh really? Well that's great. Maybe we can get an undercover mahi-mahi to find his hideout!
23rd Oct '16 7:12:00 PM cjqtwm
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-->'''Goldie:''' Remember back in high school when I campaigned to outlaw football games? Remember?
-->'''Magnum:''' Yes, I remember. You felt that football was uncivilized, that it encouraged students to acts of violence, rather than rational, intellectual discussions. So, at halftime, during the Homecoming game, you... burned down the goalposts.

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-->'''Goldie:''' Remember back in high school when I campaigned to outlaw football games? Remember?
games?
-->'''Magnum:''' Remember? Yes, I remember. You felt that football was uncivilized, that it encouraged students to acts of violence, rather than rational, intellectual discussions. So, at halftime, during the Homecoming game, you... burned down the goalposts.
28th Aug '16 12:46:33 AM cjqtwm
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* "The Return of Luther Gillis" has plenty, starting with Luther and Lloyd [=DeWitt=] at the P.I. convention:
--> '''Luther:''' How is [Artie Keanu] anyway?
--> '''Lloyd:''' Keanu? He escaped from prison three weeks ago.
--> '''Luther:''' ''Great!'' We can nail him again!
** And when Luther [[TechnologyMarchesOn doubts the usefulness of computers]] in private investigating.
--> '''Lloyd:''' Well let me tell you, that computers and electronics are the wave of the future in this industry. Foot tails and stakeouts will become as obsolete as Panama hats and the ubiquitous informants on the street. Be ready for the future, or you'll wind up in the past.
--> '''Luther:''' Who said ''that?''
--> '''Lloyd:''' I did. It's in my book, ''Private Investigative Techniques in the Computer Age'', subtitled ''Software and You''. You can pick one up in the lobby for $7.95.
--> '''Magnum:''' Yeah, well that's very interesting but-
--> '''Luther:''' Sounds great! You're quite an entrepreneur. Onions extra? ''(starts laughing)''
--> '''Magnum:''' ''(dissolves into a fit of giggling)''
** When Magnum and Luther come back from the convention and discover the lads drugged and Blanche and Higgins gone:
--> '''Luther:''' I know what happened. It's as clear as the nose on my face. The butler got Blanche drunk, seduced her, wrote this phony kidnap note, and then ran off with her!
16th Aug '16 12:13:22 PM cjqtwm
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** Then, during that same lesson, when Luther is asked to stand in during the ladies' demonstration, one of the ladies starts running towards him with her hand raised and yelling a Battle Cry. Luther, out of sheer reflexes, [[ReflexiveResponse punches her in the face and knocks her out cold]].

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** Then, during that same lesson, when Luther is asked to stand in during the ladies' demonstration, one of the ladies starts running towards him with her hand raised and yelling a Battle Cry.BattleCry. Luther, out of sheer reflexes, [[ReflexiveResponse punches her in the face and knocks her out cold]].
16th Aug '16 12:12:56 PM cjqtwm
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** Then, during that same lesson, when Luther is asked to stand in during the ladies' demonstration, one of the ladies starts running towards him with her hand raised and yelling a [[BattleCry Battle Cry]]. Luther, out of sheer reflexes, [[ReflexiveResponse punches her in the face and knocks her out cold]].

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** Then, during that same lesson, when Luther is asked to stand in during the ladies' demonstration, one of the ladies starts running towards him with her hand raised and yelling a [[BattleCry Battle Cry]].Cry. Luther, out of sheer reflexes, [[ReflexiveResponse punches her in the face and knocks her out cold]].
16th Aug '16 10:57:54 AM cjqtwm
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** And of course:
--> '''Higgins:''' "Who you callin' a ''limey'', boy?"
16th Aug '16 10:51:42 AM cjqtwm
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** Magnum running into [[CelebrityCameo Carol Channing]] at the new wave club, since it comes ''completely'' out of nowhere.
11th Aug '16 8:43:08 PM cjqtwm
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** Then, during that same lesson, when Luther is asked to stand in during the ladies' demonstration, one of the ladies starts running towards him with her hand raised and yelling a BattleCry. Luther, out of sheer reflexes, [[ReflexiveResponse punches her in the face and knocks her out cold]].

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** Then, during that same lesson, when Luther is asked to stand in during the ladies' demonstration, one of the ladies starts running towards him with her hand raised and yelling a BattleCry.[[BattleCry Battle Cry]]. Luther, out of sheer reflexes, [[ReflexiveResponse punches her in the face and knocks her out cold]].
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