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2nd Sep '17 11:24:11 AM Miracle@StOlaf
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** This exchange, with Spears perfectly imitating Wesley Snipes' angry growl:
-->"Ah, Blade! Where's your 'Carl' friend?"
-->"He's out gettin' ''[[TrademarkFavoriteFood french fries!]]''"
24th Mar '17 4:17:07 AM JMQwilleran
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* In the middle of "C.R.A.P.", about bad summer movies and sequels and the show's parody of Music/FiftyCent's "P.I.M.P.," "50 Cent" delivers a spoken rant about the sorry state of affairs in movies these days.
-->'''"50 Cent"''': I mean seriously, whatever happened to strong characters, believable dialogue and following a 3 act story arc? Damn!
11th Mar '17 12:19:03 PM kalel32688
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umUXVRU_neM O.J. Simpson: The Interview: Bloopers, Blunders, & Boners]].

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* [[http://www."[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umUXVRU_neM O.J. Simpson: The Interview: Bloopers, Blunders, & Boners]]."



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE The censored version of The Sopranos]] ([[HilariousInHindsight which would come true years later]], only ''Series/TheSopranos'' would be syndicated on A&E, not the now-defunct PAX Network, and would be edited a tad better than what was depicted in the sketch: strip club scenes are redone as FamilyFriendlyStripClub scenes, violent scenes are replaced with less violent alternate takes, and offensive language has been redubbed).

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE The censored version of The Sopranos]] ([[HilariousInHindsight which would come true years later]], only ''Series/TheSopranos'' would be syndicated on A&E, not the now-defunct PAX Network, and would be edited a tad better than what was depicted in the sketch: strip club scenes are redone as FamilyFriendlyStripClub scenes, violent scenes are replaced with less violent less-violent alternate takes, and offensive language has been redubbed).



* [[http://youtu.be/q1v52f1TrWg John Madden with the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper]]

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* [[http://youtu.be/q1v52f1TrWg John Madden with the Quick Pop Popcorn Popper]]Popper]].



** Hell, make it Kenny Rogers' ''anything.''
* Their fake commercial for Scrabble, starring Bill Cosby, Little Richard, Evander Holyfield and Don King -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4KUlcamOc all played by Aries Spears]].
* Similarly, Creator/BillCosby's (played by Orlando Jones) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemIXkoa_Zs attempt at lampooning]] ModernMinstrelsy with "The New [[Series/TheCosbyShow Cosby Show]]"... only to [[SpringtimeForHitler have it be a critical and popular hit]] and get picked up [[GoneHorriblyRight for 8 more seasons]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVF-nirSq5s Nice White Lady]], the funniest "Teacher inspires inner-city classroom" parody ever, and something that single-handedly makes it impossible to take ''Film/FreedomWriters'' (or any movie about a white teacher trying to reform a class full of ethnically diverse teenagers who live in the ghetto and think the dangerous street life is the only way to live) seriously.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et63XsMZJas This parody of The Calling's "Where You Will Be" music video]], featuring Taran Killam in his pre-''SNL'' days as the lead singer of The Calling (Alex Band), Will Sasso as Scott Stapp from Creed, Michael [=McDonald=] as Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam [[spoiler: and a surprise appearance by Aries Spears as Ray Charles]].

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** Hell, make it Kenny Rogers' ''anything.''
''anything''.
* Their fake commercial for Scrabble, starring Bill Cosby, Little Richard, Creator/BillCosby, Music/LittleRichard, Evander Holyfield and Don King -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4KUlcamOc all played by Aries Spears]].
* Similarly, Creator/BillCosby's (played by Orlando Jones) Creator/OrlandoJones) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemIXkoa_Zs attempt at lampooning]] ModernMinstrelsy with "The New [[Series/TheCosbyShow Cosby Show]]"... only to [[SpringtimeForHitler have it be a critical and popular hit]] and get picked up [[GoneHorriblyRight for 8 more seasons]].
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVF-nirSq5s Nice White Lady]]," the funniest "teacher inspires inner-city classroom" parody ever, and something that single-handedly makes it impossible to take ''Film/FreedomWriters'' (or any movie about a white teacher trying to reform a class full of ethnically diverse teenagers who live in the ghetto and think the dangerous street life is the only way to live) seriously.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVF-nirSq5s Nice White Lady]], the funniest "Teacher inspires inner-city classroom" parody ever, and something that single-handedly makes it impossible to take ''Film/FreedomWriters'' (or any movie about a white teacher trying to reform a class full of ethnically diverse teenagers who live in the ghetto and think the dangerous street life is the only way to live) seriously.
* [[http://www.youtube.
com/watch?v=Et63XsMZJas This parody of The Calling's "Where You Will Be" music video]], featuring Taran Killam in his pre-''SNL'' days as the lead singer of The Calling (Alex Band), Will Sasso as Scott Stapp from Creed, Music/{{Creed}}, Michael [=McDonald=] as Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam [[spoiler: and Music/PearlJam [[spoiler:and a surprise appearance by Aries Spears as Ray Charles]].Music/RayCharles]].



* The Son of Dolemite Meets Blackbelt Jones

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* The "The Son of Dolemite Meets Blackbelt JonesJones," replete with BadBadActing and DullSurprise.



* The skit where Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger (played ''hilariously'' by Will Sasso) gives viewers a sneak peek at his new movie ''Stolen Identity 3'' (so named because "sequels make millions of dollars at the box office!"). The movie itself is pretty much a parody of just about every movie Arnie's ever done (specifically ''Film/The6thDay'', ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}'', ''Film/EndOfDays'', and even ''Film/{{Junior}}'').
** One of the best bits is when Arnold's character meets two of his clones, one of whom is dressed exactly like the Terminator and says he (Arnold's character) must die because he knows the secret, then asks "Which one are you?" Cue confused grunting and gibberish from all three characters.
* "Arnold's Bedtime," which has Arnold and Maria Shriver in bed going over a script and Maria complaining to Arnold about how he's getting too old to be in action movies. Arnold isn't amused.
** And the part where Maria [[DestinationDefenestration throws Arnold out the window]] after he calls her "Franken-head."

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* The skit where Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger (played ''hilariously'' by Will (Will Sasso) gives viewers a sneak peek at his new movie ''Stolen Identity 3'' (so named because "sequels make millions of dollars at the box office!"). The movie itself is pretty much a parody of just about every movie Arnie's ever done (specifically ''Film/The6thDay'', ''Franchise/{{Terminator}}'', ''Film/EndOfDays'', and even ''Film/{{Junior}}'').
** One of the best bits is when Arnold's character meets two of his clones, one of whom is dressed exactly like the Terminator and says he (Arnold's character) must die because he knows the secret, then asks "Which one are you?" Cue confused grunting and gibberish from all three characters.
* "Arnold's Bedtime," which has Arnold and Maria Shriver in bed going over a the script for his latest movie ''The Devil's Clone'' and Maria complaining to Arnold about how he's getting too old to be in action movies. Arnold isn't amused.
** And the part where The skit ends with Maria [[DestinationDefenestration throws throwing Arnold out the window]] after he calls her "Franken-head."Franken-head" and he calls for her to call Dr. Brady because "I can my penis on the roof of the Humvee."



** There's even a clip of Creator/PhilLaMarr (who played [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace Marvin]] in ''Film/PulpFiction'') cowering against a wall and shouting "[[ActorAllusion NOT AGAIN]]!"

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** There's even a clip of Creator/PhilLaMarr (who played [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace Marvin]] in the original ''Film/PulpFiction'') cowering against a wall and shouting "[[ActorAllusion NOT AGAIN]]!"



** This exchange:
--->What happened to Louie Anderson?
--->He, uh, had a swimming lesson.
** When Tony is asked what he does for a living and he lies "Waste management," Junior yells "Bullshit!" Tony admonishes his son, and the host backs Tony up, saying "That's right, Anthony Jr., you respect your bleep-ing father!"
** "That's how we're gonna play today, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]!"
** Tony's mother ranting about how horribly she's been treated as the timer counts down. Topped off with Tony screaming "MOM, SHUT THE (BLEEP) UP AND ANSWER THE (BLEEP)ING QUESTION!"
*** Tony then fires a gun at the board, revealing the correct answer and winning the game.



* Creator/HowardStern on ''Talkin' America''. The sketch ends with one of the hosts (played by Aries Spears) running off-camera after Howard, followed by the sounds of him beating the shit out of him.

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* Creator/HowardStern makes an appearance on ''Talkin' America''. America'' and generally makes offensive comments. The sketch ends with one of the hosts (played by Aries Spears) running off-camera after Howard, Howard after the King of All Media makes an insulting remark, followed by the sounds of him beating the shit out of him.him.
** Rui (Will Sasso) confusing "King of All Media" for "King of Armenia."



* The Creator/KeanuReeves School of Acting

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* The "The Creator/KeanuReeves School of ActingActing"


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* ''Blades'': Film/{{Blade}} (Aries Spears) and [[Film/SlingBlade Karl Childers]] (Pat Kilbane) team up to take on Creator/ChristopherWalken (Andrew Bowen) as Deacon Walken.
** Deacon Walken's take on the infamous "gold watch" speech from ''Film/PulpFiction'', only instead of a gold watch, it's a cake. With a lit candle.
** After a protracted fight between Deacon and Blade and Deacon has Blade at his mercy, Karl takes down Deacon with one blow. Deacon's dull reaction ("Ow") is priceless.
11th Mar '17 8:13:17 AM nombretomado
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* Series/TheSopranos on ''FamilyFeud''

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* Series/TheSopranos on ''FamilyFeud''''Series/FamilyFeud''
2nd Dec '16 5:34:58 PM Morgenthaler
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* ''One True Impact'' with Creator/StevenSeagal and Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme. A gripping dramatic about two brothers coming to terms with the death of their father. DullSurprise and WhatTheHellCastingAgency doesn't ''begin'' to describe it.

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* ''One True Impact'' with Creator/StevenSeagal and Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme. A gripping dramatic drama about two brothers coming to terms with the death of their father. DullSurprise and WhatTheHellCastingAgency doesn't ''begin'' to describe it.
2nd Dec '16 5:34:34 PM Morgenthaler
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* ''One True Impact'' with Creator/StevenSeagal and Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme.

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* ''One True Impact'' with Creator/StevenSeagal and Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme. A gripping dramatic about two brothers coming to terms with the death of their father. DullSurprise and WhatTheHellCastingAgency doesn't ''begin'' to describe it.
30th Nov '16 12:54:54 PM Morgenthaler
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE The censored version of The Sopranos]] ([[HilariousInHindsight which would come true years later]], only ''Series/TheSopranos'' would be syndicated on A&E, not the now-defunct PAX Network, and would be edited a tad better than what was depicted in the sketch: strip club scenes are redone as BikiniBar scenes, violent scenes are replaced with less violent alternate takes, and offensive language has been redubbed).

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqE7ZxH7BJE The censored version of The Sopranos]] ([[HilariousInHindsight which would come true years later]], only ''Series/TheSopranos'' would be syndicated on A&E, not the now-defunct PAX Network, and would be edited a tad better than what was depicted in the sketch: strip club scenes are redone as BikiniBar FamilyFriendlyStripClub scenes, violent scenes are replaced with less violent alternate takes, and offensive language has been redubbed).
14th Nov '16 11:39:36 AM jccw227
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* The alternate ending to ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'', where Dorothy flips and lashes out at Glinda after discovering she could have gone home the whole time.

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* The alternate ending to ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'', where Dorothy flips and lashes out at Glinda after discovering she [[CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot could have gone home the whole time.]]
14th Nov '16 11:35:22 AM jccw227
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* The alternate ending to ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'', where Dorothy flips and lashes out at Glinda after discovering she could have gone home the whole time.
4th Jul '16 10:11:03 PM Cakeman
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* The Sesame Street sketch involving the bird flu. Big Bird ends up spreading the bird flu across the block and ends up killing many different Muppets, including Elmo. At the end Gordon douses him with gasoline and then sets him on fire.
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