History Funny / Lost

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* Hurley's flashback in which he encounters numerous setbacks which should have prevented him from boarding the plane. His alarm doesn't go off because the power is shorted. His rental car gets a flat tire. He shows up at the wrong terminal. He is forced to wait in a long line at the security check. He even pays an old man $1600 for his electric scooter so he can get to the gate marginally faster. Finally, when he is allowed on the plane, he gives a big hug to the woman at the check-in desk.

* Locke is preparing to enter the bear cave to rescue Mr. Eko. He pulls out a bottle of hairspray.
-->'''Charlie''': "Hairspray? Now, I hate to be the one to point this out to you…” (starts grinning)
-->'''Locke''': "It’s not for me.” (struggling not to laugh)

* Sawyer's first time meeting Juliet as he's trying to escape: she randomly walks out of the jungle, casually says "hey," and then tasers him. [[spoiler: Especially funny considering the two end up together.]]

--> '''Sawyer:''' Welcome to the meeting, twitchy. Good to see you again. Pound cakes in the kitchen; help yourself to the punch.
--> '''Sawyer:''' ''[turns to Miles]'' Is he still crazy?
--> '''Miles:''' It's on a whole new level man.

* Sawyer first meeting Juliet as he's trying to escape; she randomly walks out of the jungle, casually says "hey," and then tasers him. [[spoiler: Especially funny considering the two end up together.]]

* Sawyer first meeting Juliet as he's trying to escape; She randomly walks out of the jungle, casually says "hey," and then tasers him. [[spoiler: Especially funny considering the two characters end up together.]]

* Boone tells Locke that he doesn't feel comfortable in the jungle with a RedShirt. When he explains how the Red Shirts always die in ''Franchise/StarTrek'', Locke simply says [[TakeThat "Sounds like a piss-poor captain."]] Becomes a bit of a FunnyAneurysmMoment when Boone dies a few episodes later, and Locke is partly responsible.

--->'''Kate:''' You stalking me, now?
--->'''Sawyer:''' Stalking you? I was protecting you.
--->'''Kate:''' From what? Southern perverts?
--->...
--->'''Kate:''' I can take care of myself.
--->'''Sawyer:''' Oh, of course. I don't need protection. I can take care of myself. Me Kate. Me throw rock.

* Hurley steps on a sea urchin while out fishing with Jin, who still doesn't speak any English. For about five minutes Hurley yells at Jin to pee on his feet to alleiviate the pain, while gesticulating wildly at Jin's crotch. Jin is understandably a little confused and worried as he shouts back in Korean. Jin's dialogue also makes for a great BilingualBonus.

-->'''Jin:''' No -- you idiot -- that isn’t going to do anything! That’s for jellyfish stings!

--> '''Therapist:''' Tell me something you like about yourself
--> '''Hurley:''' [...] I like... chicken.
--> '''Therapist:''' That last one wasn't about youself.
--> '''Hurley:''' I like that I like chicken?

--->'''Hurley:''' That's not cool, dude. That guy had a mom, a family, and friends. Oh, and a name, it's not skeletor, it's [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Roger Workman.]]

--->'''Sawyer:''' Hey there, little baby.
--->'''Aaron:''' ''[instantly starts crying]''