History Funny / LooneyTunes

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* The 1942 short ''Case Of the Missing Hare'', which revolves around Bugs quarrel with a douchey stage magician named Ali-Bhama.
** Ali-Bhama going out of his way to be a dick at the start by repeatedly covering Bugs burrow with a poster. Then he throws a pie in Bugs face and runs off, leading to Bugs declaring ThisMeansWar.
** Ali-Bhama pulling a rabbit out of his hat, only to end up with a carrot instead.
** The scene where Bugs and Bhama end up in a sword fight, only to Bugs disappearing in the middle, leading to Bhama basically fighting himself.
** Finally, Bugs knocking out Bhama with an exploding cigar, then preparing to hit him with a pie like he did in the start of the episode.
--> '''Bugs''': If I do this, I get a whoopin'... I'ma do it!
29th Dec '16 5:39:39 AM Morgenthaler
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** Then, upon reaching the South Pole, the penguin reveals he was raised in captivity, and his "home" is really Hoboken, NewJersey.

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** Then, upon reaching the South Pole, the penguin reveals he was raised in captivity, and his "home" is really Hoboken, NewJersey.UsefulNotes/NewJersey.
14th Dec '16 2:52:03 AM TitoMosquito
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'''Bugs:'' All fixed, but there's a wheel missing. I'm afraid we're stuck.\\

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'''Bugs:'' '''Bugs:''' All fixed, but there's a wheel missing. I'm afraid we're stuck.\\
14th Dec '16 2:48:41 AM TitoMosquito
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** Granny shooting Bugs from her bedroom when he peeks above the door.
** It ends with Bugs and Sam almost getting married and leaving Granny locked in her room.

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** Granny shooting Bugs Sam from her bedroom when he peeks above the door.
** It ends with Bugs and Sam almost getting married and (presumably) leaving Granny locked in her room.



** That [[OhCrap nervous expression]] he makes when the frog wouldn't sing and dance in front of the theatrical producer.



---> '''Bugs Bunny:''' Oooooh, I'm dyyyyyyyyyyyin'!

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---> '''Bugs --->'''Bugs Bunny:''' Oooooh, I'm dyyyyyyyyyyyin'!



---> '''Bugs Bunny:''' Oooooh, I'm dyyyyyyyyyyyin' again!

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---> '''Bugs --->'''Bugs Bunny:''' Oooooh, I'm dyyyyyyyyyyyin' again!



--->'''Bogart:''' Say, pardon me--\\
'''Bugs:''' But could you help out a fellow American who's down on ''his'' luck? ''(hands him the penguin)'' Here! ''(runs off in hysterics)''



** This dialogue, while Bugs was forced to fix the gangster's car (with Rocky at gunpoint) after he tricked them into driving across the tracks on an oncoming train.
-->'''Bugs:''' How's about a break for lunch?\\
'''Rocky:''' Keep workin', rabbit!\\
'''Mugsy:''' Yeah, keep workin', rabbit!\\
'''Rocky:''' ''(punches Mugsy in the gut)'' Shut up!\\
'''Mugsy:''' What did I do, boss?\\
'''Rocky:''' I said, button your lip!\\
'''Mugsy:''' Okay, boss. ''(literally buttons his lip)'' How's this, boss?\\
'''Bugs:'' All fixed, but there's a wheel missing. I'm afraid we're stuck.\\
'''Rocky:''' We're not stuck, rabbit. ''You're'' stuck.\\
'''Mugsy:''' Yeah, we're not stuck!\\
'''Rocky:''' ''(punches Mugsy in the gut, causing the button on his lip to fly off)'' SHUT UP!



-->'''Hubie:''' ''(in a serious tone)'' Look, he's toining green!\\

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-->'''Hubie:''' ''(in a serious tone)'' Look, Look at him Bert, he's toining green!\\



'''Bertie:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What do you mean Hubie? He ain't toining green!]]\\

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'''Bertie:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What do you mean mean, Hubie? He ain't toining green!]]\\



'''Bertie:''' I get it! I get it! Yeah, he ''is'' toining green!\\

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'''Bertie:''' I get it! I get it! I get it! Yeah, he look at him! He ''is'' toining green!\\



'''Bertie:''' Ooh, let me pick a color!\\

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'''Bertie:''' Ooh, let me pick a color!\\the next color! Huh, Hubie?\\


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** Claude is worried he'll get athlete's foot from an open window.
28th Oct '16 9:11:52 PM mlsmithca
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** "''It's curtains for you, Rocky. Curtains. Curtains, you understand? Curtains! Here''."(hangs curtains on Rocky's head). "''Aw, they're adorable''."

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** "''It's "It's curtains for you, Rocky. Curtains. Curtains, you understand? Curtains! Here''."(hangs Here." ''[hangs curtains on Rocky's head). "''Aw, head]'' "Aw, they're adorable''.adorable."



--> '''Duck Referee:''' "In this corner. The challenger. Elmer (spits on the ground) Fudd."
--> '''Entirely Duck Filled Audience:''' "BOO!"
--> '''Elmer's Dog Laramore:''' "HOORAY!" * gets pelted with garbage*
--> '''Duck Referee:''' "And in this corner, a person who needs no introduction. That paragon of fine sportsmanship, that champion of champions, our own, our beloved, (cradles up to Daffy) Daffy "good to his mother" Duck.
--> '''Duck Audience:''' "HOORAY"
--> '''Elmer's Dog Laramore:''' "BOO!" * gets pelted with garbage*

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--> '''Duck Referee:''' "In In this corner. The challenger. Elmer (spits ''[spits on the ground) Fudd."
ground]'' Fudd.
--> '''Entirely Duck Filled Audience:''' "BOO!"
BOO!
--> '''Elmer's Dog Laramore:''' "HOORAY!" * gets ''[gets pelted with garbage*
garbage]''
--> '''Duck Referee:''' "And And in this corner, a person who needs no introduction. That paragon of fine sportsmanship, that champion of champions, our own, our beloved, (cradles ''[cradles up to Daffy) Daffy]'' Daffy "good to his mother" Duck.
--> '''Duck Audience:''' "HOORAY"
HOORAY!
--> '''Elmer's Dog Laramore:''' "BOO!" * gets BOO! ''[gets pelted with garbage*garbage]''



--->'''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny (disguised as king):''' Sheriff of Nottingham, in gratitude for your faithful service, I shall knight thee.
--->'''Sheriff of Nottingham:''' You're most gracious, Majesty.
--->'''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny:''' In the name of My Most Royal Majesty, I knight thee. ''<clobbers the sheriff on the head with the scepter>'' Arise, Sir Loin of Beef. ''<clobber>'' Arise, Earl of Cloves. ''<clobber>'' Arise, Duke of Brittingham. ''<clobber>'' Arise, Baron of Münchhausen. ''<clobber>'' Arise, Essence of Myrrh, ''<clobber>'' Milk of Magnesia, ''<clobber>'' Quarter of Ten.

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--->'''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny (disguised -->'''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny:''' '[disguised as king):''' king]'' Sheriff of Nottingham, in gratitude for your faithful service, I shall knight thee.
--->'''Sheriff -->'''Sheriff of Nottingham:''' You're most gracious, Majesty.
--->'''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny:''' -->'''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny:''' In the name of My Most Royal Majesty, I knight thee. ''<clobbers ''[clobbers the sheriff on the head with the scepter>'' scepter]'' Arise, Sir Loin of Beef. ''<clobber>'' ''[clobber]'' Arise, Earl of Cloves. ''<clobber>'' ''[clobber]'' Arise, Duke of Brittingham. ''<clobber>'' ''[clobber]'' Arise, Baron of Münchhausen. ''<clobber>'' ''[clobber]'' Arise, Essence of Myrrh, ''<clobber>'' ''[clobber]'' Milk of Magnesia, ''<clobber>'' ''[clobber]'' Quarter of Ten.



--->''<[[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Bugs]] runs off to get a stove and baking materials, makes a cake>''
--->'''Sheriff of Nottingham:''' ...falling down, falling down, London Bridge is falling down... falling down, falling down... London Bridge is falling down... ''<falls forward onto the cake that [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Bugs]] moved into place at the last moment>''
*** It's a guarantee for videos of the scene in question to have a HurricaneOfPuns in the comments section.
-->''Arise, Sir Pent of Snakes!''
-->''Arise, Sir Ten of Probability!''
-->''Arise, Sir Ramic of Pottery!''
-->''Arise, Sir Rup of Maple!''
-->''Arise, Sir Rebellum of Neuroscience!''
-->''Arise, Sir Kull of Life!''

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--->''<[[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Bugs]] --->''[Bugs runs off to get a stove and baking materials, makes a cake>''
cake]''
--->'''Sheriff of Nottingham:''' ...falling down, falling down, London Bridge is falling down... falling down, falling down... London Bridge is falling down... ''<falls ''[falls forward onto the cake that [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Bugs]] moved into place at the last moment>''
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moment]''
**
It's a guarantee for videos of the scene in question to have a HurricaneOfPuns in the comments section.
-->''Arise, --->''Arise, Sir Pent of Snakes!''
-->''Arise, --->''Arise, Sir Ten of Probability!''
-->''Arise, --->''Arise, Sir Ramic of Pottery!''
-->''Arise, --->''Arise, Sir Rup of Maple!''
-->''Arise, --->''Arise, Sir Rebellum of Neuroscience!''
-->''Arise, --->''Arise, Sir Kull of Life!''



--->'''Sheriff of Nottingham:''' Oooohhhhh, I hate myself! I do! *''bang''* I do! *''bang''* I do! *''bang''* I do...

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--->'''Sheriff of Nottingham:''' Oooohhhhh, I hate myself! I do! *''bang''* ''[bang]'' I do! *''bang''* ''[bang]'' I do! *''bang''* ''[bang]'' I do...



--->'''Bugs:'''[[{{Beat}} ...]]nah, that's silly. [[TakeThat That couldn't be him.]]

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--->'''Bugs:'''[[{{Beat}} ...--->'''Bugs:''' [[{{Beat}} ...]]nah, that's silly. [[TakeThat That couldn't be him.]]



* Two [[WorldWarTwo wartime]] cartoons -- the entirety of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbJx-FJS5Rc "Falling Hare"]] and the climax of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMFz4XcTSm4 "Draftee Daffy"]]:

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* Two [[WorldWarTwo [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII wartime]] cartoons -- the entirety of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbJx-FJS5Rc "Falling Hare"]] and the climax of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMFz4XcTSm4 "Draftee Daffy"]]:



** Probably the best IsThereADoctorInTheHouse gag youll ever see.
-->'''Bugs''': - Is there a doctor in the house?"
-->'''[[BornInTheTheatre Audience Silhouette]]''': - Im a Doctor!
-->'''Bugs''': - Eh, whats up Doc?
** You just know the writers had been itching for an excuse to use that gag.
*** Along the same lines, once or twice Bugs greeted Daffy with "Ehh, what's up, Duck?"

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** Probably the best IsThereADoctorInTheHouse gag youll ever see.
-->'''Bugs''': - Is there a doctor in the house?"
-->'''[[BornInTheTheatre Audience Silhouette]]''': - Im a Doctor!
-->'''Bugs''': - Eh, whats up Doc?
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see. You just know the writers had been itching for an excuse to use that gag.
*** --->'''Bugs''': Is there a doctor in the house?
--->'''[[BornInTheTheatre Audience Silhouette]]''': Im a Doctor!
--->'''Bugs''': Eh, whats up Doc?
**
Along the same lines, once or twice Bugs greeted Daffy with "Ehh, what's up, Duck?"



** Especially the scene where Daffy yanks the rug out from the hotel manager's feet, sending him falling down the stairs all the way to the bottom floor.
*** Even better, after the long tumble, Daffy declares, "I guess I showed that overstuffed turnip-", only for the hotel manager to ''instantly'' appear and shout, "WHAT?!"

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** Especially the scene where Daffy yanks the rug out from the hotel manager's feet, sending him falling down the stairs all the way to the bottom floor.
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floor. Even better, after the long tumble, Daffy declares, "I guess I showed that overstuffed turnip-", only for the hotel manager to ''instantly'' appear and shout, "WHAT?!"



--> '''Award presenter''': To the man that has made all this possible, your favorite and mine, our own... Creator/JamesCagney! ''(Bugs does a wild take)''

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--> ---> '''Award presenter''': To the man that has made all this possible, your favorite and mine, our own... Creator/JamesCagney! ''(Bugs does a wild take)''take)''[[note]] The short was released the year after Cagney's Best Actor Oscar win for ''Film/YankeeDoodleDandy''.[[/note]]


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* In ''Rabbit Transit'', the third of the three "Bugs Bunny vs. Cecil Turtle" shorts, Bugs falls victim to [[HoistByHisOwnPetard his own]] PaintedTunnelRealTrain gag when he paints a tunnel on the side of a tree, only for Cecil to shoot straight through it... and when Bugs tries to follow him, he knocks himself unconscious. We are then treated to a hilarious scene of a spectral Bugs rising out of the unconscious bunny and frantically trying to rouse him:
-->'''Spectral Bugs:''' ''[shaking the real Bugs by the shoulders]'' Come on, wake up, wake up, get up, get up, ''[kicks Bugs' feet]'' that's the way the hare in the other story lost the race, you don't want that to happen to you! ''[grabs Bugs and hits his whole body against the ground]'' Come on, WAKE UP! ''[slap Bugs across the face, then produces a party horn out of nowhere and blows it several times, followed by producing cymbals out of nowhere and crashing them several times, and then putting a metal lid over his head and vibrating while making the sound of a bell ringing, and ends by hurling a bucket of water in Bugs' face; Bugs finally revives]''
26th Oct '16 11:36:31 PM mlsmithca
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* "WesternAnimation/WhatsOperaDoc" ''[[Music/RideOfTheValkyries Kill the Wabbit! Kill the WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!]]''
** Kill da wabbit?
*** "Whaddya expect from an opera? A happy ending?"
** "North winds bwow! South winds bwow! Typhoons! Hurricanes! Earthquakes! '''''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!]]'''''"

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* "WesternAnimation/WhatsOperaDoc" ''[[Music/RideOfTheValkyries is one of the most enduringly popular Warner Brothers cartoons for many reasons, but one of them is that it's ''hysterical''.
** We've heard Elmer Fudd shush the audience and say "Be vewy quiet, I'm huntin' wabbits!" in dozens of cartoons... but never as an operatic recitative! And when he follows Bugs' footprints to his rabbit hole, we get the endlessly quotable "''[[Music/RideOfTheValkyries
Kill the Wabbit! Kill the WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!]]''
WABBIT!]]''"
** Kill da wabbit?
*** "Whaddya expect
Bugs emerges from another hole, muttering, "Kill da wabbit?" And once again, while he has greeted Elmer with "Eh, what's up, doc?" in dozens of cartoons, it's never been to the tune of Siegfried's horn call from Wagner's ''Ring'' cycle.
--->'''Bugs Bunny:''' Oh mighty warrior of great fighting stock,\\
Might I inquire to ask: eh, ''[munches on a carrot]'' what's up, doc?...
** After Bugs flees a demonstration of Elmer's magic helmet, Elmer pursues him... only to find him in another of his drag disguises, as the valkyrie Brünnhilde, accompanied by the pilgrims' theme from the overture to ''Tannhauser''. And since Bugs himself does not have the stereotypically ample proportions of
an opera? A happy ending?"
operatic soprano, his horse is given those proportions instead.
** "North One love duet and ballet later, Bugs' disguise falls off, and the irate Elmer taps into his magic helmet's powers - which include a few surprises.
--->'''Elmer Fudd:''' Awise, storm! North
winds bwow! South winds bwow! Typhoons! Hurricanes! Earthquakes! '''''[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!]]'''''"SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!]]'''''[[note]] For this last word, Elmer is voiced by Mel Blanc instead of Arthur Q. Bryan.[[/note]]
** To both Elmer and the audience's shock, the storm he calls forth seems to succeed in "kill[ing] da wabbit", and, one MyGodWhatHaveIDone moment later, a sobbing Elmer carries Bugs' lifeless body away... only for the rabbit to revive for just long enough to sneer, "Well, what didja expect in an opera? A ''happy'' ending?" before going limp again.
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* "Bewitched Bunny": Bugs being baffled over the name "Hansel".

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* "Bewitched Bunny": Bugs being baffled over the pronunciation of the name "Hansel"."Hansel" (HAHN-sel instead of HAN-sel). And when a prince shows up for a ''Sleeping Beauty'' parody, Bugs points out that he's in the wrong story, and this is a ''Hansel and Gretel'' parody... and the prince walks off equally confused by hearing "Hansel" pronounced the German way.
25th Oct '16 6:52:14 PM mlsmithca
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--->'''Bugs Bunny:''' Don't be so danged literal!

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--->'''Bugs ---->'''Bugs Bunny:''' Don't be so danged literal!
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* ''Rabbit Rampage'' may not be as masterfully executed as the cartoon that inspired it, ''WesternAnimation/DuckAmuck'', but it still packs plenty of fourth wall-shattering laughs into seven minutes.
** Unlike Daffy in ''Duck Amuck'', Bugs sees who the animator is straight away and refuses to work with him. The animator retaliates by painting picket signs in Bugs' hands reading "[[AC:I won't work]]" and "[[AC:I refuse to live up to my contract]]", contradicting Bugs' remarks about the goodwill he has built up with Warner Bros.
** Bugs reluctantly agrees to work the animator... who then decides to have fun with how the unfortunate lagomorph is drawn.
*** He starts by drawing a hat on Bugs' head. Bugs removes it angrily and the animator immediately draws another, and another, and another... some of the funniest hats include a diving helmet, a baby bonnet, a judge's wig (that comes down almost to Bugs' feet), and a stovepipe hat (that covers Bugs down to the knees).
*** After Bugs almost makes a successful attempt to get out of the suddenly upside-down cartoon, only to be foiled at the last minute by the animator painting an anvil tied to his tail, he embarks on an {{Angrish}} rant. The animator responds by erasing Bugs' head. It takes a few seconds for Bugs to notice, and the sight of him tapping his foot impatiently and pointing to where his head should be as if to say "All right, put it back!" is priceless.
*** But the animator's hijinks are just getting going. He draws a jack-o'-lantern on Bugs' neck, and when Bugs demands a rabbit's head, the animator paints rabbit ears on top of the pumpkin. When Bugs protests again, the animator erases his head and draws it in its usual style... less than half size. Bugs doesn't notice until he takes out a carrot larger than his head, and then notices his voice is nearly an octave higher than it usually is.
*** The animator erases Bugs' tiny head and draws it back at its normal size... without ears. When Bugs demands ears, the animator draws human ears on his head, and when Bugs insists on "rabbit ears, ''long'' ones!", the animator draws lop-style ears five times as long as Bugs is tall.
--->'''Bugs Bunny:''' Don't be so danged literal!
*** His ears restored to their normal shape and size, Bugs walks off, wondering how to get out of the cartoon... only for the animator to erase his tail. Bugs demands that he be given his tail back, and the animator draws a horse tail instead. When Bugs points out that it belongs on a horse, the animator erases the rest of his body and draws him as a horse instead. We are then treated to the hilarious sight of a horse standing on its hind legs, munching a carrot, and speaking in Bugs' voice insisting that, per his contract, he is always to be drawn as a rabbit... and the animator obliges by drawing a ridiculously proportioned rabbit with huge feet and cheeks.
** A few more acts of animator sociopathy later, Bugs finally takes the only way out he has left: by bringing down a "The End" card. The animator is then revealed to be [[spoiler:Elmer Fudd, who chuckles and muses that he "finawwy got even with that scwewy wabbit!"]] Cue the IrisOut.
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* Also, from ''WesternAnimation/TheDucksters,'' where Daffy is a villainous game show host.

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* Also, from From ''WesternAnimation/TheDucksters,'' where Daffy is a villainous game show host.



---> '''Daffy:''' ...Oh well, fair is fair. Here's your pot, jack.

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---> '''Daffy:''' ...Oh well, fair is fair. Here's your pot, jack.Jack.



*** "AND THE GENTLEMAN WINS THE ROCK OF GIBRALTAR!"
*** And when Porky finally gets some prize money, he promptly uses it to buy the radio station and get even with Daffy. "Hello... boss!"

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*** ** "AND THE GENTLEMAN WINS THE ROCK OF GIBRALTAR!"
*** ** And when Porky finally gets some prize money, he promptly uses it to buy the radio station and get even with Daffy. "Hello... boss!"



** "Now how about some color, stupid?!"

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** "Now how about some color, stupid?!"stupid?!" ''[the artist paints Daffy in clashing colors and patterns]'' "HEY!... Nnnngh-NOT '''ME''', YOU SLOP ARTIST!"



** Daffy's expression the first time he tries to speak when the sound is being messed with (when he opens his mouth but we hear a rooster crow).
*** And then Daffy getting angry with [[RedEyesTakeWarning his eyes turning red]] before he screams and jumps around, before yelling, "'''AND I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN ALL MY LIFE!'''"

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** Daffy's expression the first time he tries to speak when the sound is being messed with (when he opens his mouth but we hear a rooster crow).
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crow). And then Daffy getting angry with [[RedEyesTakeWarning his eyes turning red]] before he screams and jumps around, before yelling, "'''AND I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN ALL MY LIFE!'''"



--> [[spoiler:'''Bugs Bunny]]:''' ''(snickers)'' Ain't I a ''stinker?''

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--> ---> [[spoiler:'''Bugs Bunny]]:''' ''(snickers)'' Ain't I a ''stinker?''



* "WesternAnimation/HillbillyHare." [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtkflEaeGjo The goddamned square dance.]] Special mention to a sequence where Bugs damn near has the hillbillies beat each other to death.
-->'''Bugs Bunny:''' Grab a fence post, hold it tight / Whomp your partner with all your might,\\

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* "WesternAnimation/HillbillyHare." ''WesternAnimation/HillbillyHare''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtkflEaeGjo The goddamned square dance.]] Special mention Bugs is vacationing in the Ozarks but runs afoul of two mountain man brothers, Curt and Punkinhead Martin. After evading their attempts to fill him full of buckshot, he tries his stock IncrediblyConspicuousDrag gambit to lure them into the local general store to rehearse for the next day's square dance. After borrowing a nickel to put in the jukebox, Bugs starts dancing with the brothers, then sneaks away, changes his disguise to a sequence where Bugs straw hat and fiddle, then unplugs the jukebox and takes over calling the square dance. Then, the laughs really begin:
** After an innocuous first verse as caller, Bugs' directions become more malicious:
--->'''Bugs Bunny:''' Promenade across the floor / Sashay right on out the door,\\
Out the door and into the glade / And everybody promenade!\\
Step right up you're doin' fine / I'll pull your beard you pull mine, ''[the brothers start yanking each other's beards]''\\
Yank it again like you did before / Break it up with a tug of war. ''[Bugs plays a fiddle solo as the brothers pull each other's beards in rhythm]''
** But he's just getting going, as he then directs them to get first soaking wet, then muddy:
--->''[Bugs snips the brother's beards to end their tug of war]''\\
'''Bugs Bunny:''' Now into the brook and fish for the trout / Dive right in and splash about, ''[the brothers do just that]''\\
Trout, trout, pretty little trout / One more splash then come right out. ''[the brothers promenade out of the water]''\\
Shake like a hound dog, shake again / Wallow around in the old pig pen, ''[the brothers do both of those things, ending up covered in mud]''\\
Wallow some more, y'all know how / Wallow around like an ol' fat sow.\\
Allemande left with your left hand / Follow through with a right left grand, ''[the brothers discover their new dance partners are pigs]''\\
Leave your partner the dirty old thing / Follow through with an elbow swing.
** And then he turns up the sociopathy again when he
damn near has the hillbillies beat each other to death.
-->'''Bugs --->'''Bugs Bunny:''' Grab a fence post, hold it tight / Whomp your partner with all your might,\\might, ''[the brothers do exactly that, almost knocking each other unconscious]''\\



* "WesternAnimation/WhatsOperaDoc?" ''[[Music/RideOfTheValkyries Kill the Wabbit! Kill the WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!]]''

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** One more fiddle solo later, Bugs tricks the brothers into walking into a hay baler:
--->'''Bugs Bunny:''' Promenade all around the room / Promenade like a bride and groom, ''[he opens the door to the hay baler as the brothers promenade towards it]''\\
Open the door and step right in / Close the door and into a spin! ''[he closes the door behind them and switches on the baler]''\\
Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl / Jumpin' around like a flyin' squirrel\\
Now don't you cuss and don't you swear / Just come right out and form a square. ''[the end of the hay baler, which looks like a giant toaster, ejects the two brothers, packed into the sides of hay bales]''
** And finally, Bugs finishes off the brothers by tricking them into promenading right over a cliff, by which time they're too tired to carry on.
--->'''Bugs Bunny:''' Now right hand over, left hand under / Both join hands and run like thunder,\\
Over the hill and over the dale / Duck your head and lift your tail! ''[the brothers duck under a tree branch and hop over a fence]''\\
Don't you stray and don't you roam / Turn around and promenade home, ''[the brothers stop short of a cliff edge and promenade away from it]''\\
Corn in the crib and wheat in the sack / Turn around and promenade back! ''[the brothers turn around again and promenade over the cliff, only falling after they notice they're walking on thin air]''\\
And now you're home. Bow to your partner. Bow to the gent across the hall. ''[the brothers bow to each other, then pass out]'' And ''that'' is all! ''[plays a final flourish on his fiddle]''
* "WesternAnimation/WhatsOperaDoc?" "WesternAnimation/WhatsOperaDoc" ''[[Music/RideOfTheValkyries Kill the Wabbit! Kill the WABBIT! KILL THE WABBIT!]]''
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