History Funny / LoadedWeapon1

11th Mar '18 7:29:49 PM PsychoGecko
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* In the climax, Luger shoots at Mortars. Colt (standing next to Mortars) bends over and exclaims, "[[BaitAndSwitchGunshot Owwww!]].... Just kidding."

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* In the climax, Luger shoots at Mortars. Colt (standing next to Mortars) bends over and exclaims, "[[BaitAndSwitchGunshot Owwww!]].... Just kidding."
* Leaving a crime scene, Luger and Colt's car is blown up when the valet goes to retrieve it.
--> '''Colt''': "Good thing we used valet parking."\\
'''Luger''': "Taxi!"\\
''[Taxi explodes]''\\
'''Colt''': "Guess we're making somebody nervous. Tell you what, it's gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off this case."\\
'''Luger''': "Not a hell of a lot more.
"
6th Mar '18 3:05:23 PM speedyboris
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* Creator/BruceWillis has a OneSceneWonder whose trailer is blown up by Mortar's helicopter goons:
--> '''Bruce''': ''(emerging from the rubble waving a white surrender flag)'' What the hell are you doing?!\\
'''Guy in helicopter''': Is this 1014 Pacific Coast Highway?\\
'''Bruce''': ''(holds hand to ear)'' HUH?!\\
'''Guy in helicopter''': 1014 Pacific Coast Highway.\\
'''Bruce''': NO! This is ''814'' Pacific Coast Highway!\\
'''Guy in helicopter''': Sorry! My mistake!\\
'''Bruce''': Yeah! [[SarcasmMode No problem! No problem!]]
27th Feb '18 3:26:31 PM speedyboris
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* Luger and the valet (played by Creator/CharlieSheen !):

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* Luger and giving the valet (played by Creator/CharlieSheen !):!) a tip:
20th Feb '18 5:07:04 AM speedyboris
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* Luger and the valet (played by Creator/CharlieSheen !):
--> '''Valet''': Got anything smaller?\\
'''Luger''': Keep it.\\
'''Valet''': Anything ''larger''?\\
'''Luger''': ''(intimidating)'' Yeah.
20th Feb '18 5:05:18 AM speedyboris
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* This line, from Dr. Leacher about Mortars: "Seek him out, and when you find him... please: I would love to eat his cookies. With some fava beans and a nice, chilled Fresca. ''(sloppy licks his lips)''"
--> '''Colt''': I just gotta ask: What does human flesh taste like?\\
'''Leacher''': Chicken.
17th Feb '18 8:51:32 PM speedyboris
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* Colt is looking at a gun centerfold in the convenience store. Some cameras on sticks pop up behind him and spy on him. Colt turns his head and the cameras look away and act innocent. When Colt goes back to the magazine, the cameras go back to looking over his shoulder.
* The two thugs who rob the convenience store:
--> '''Thug''': ''(holds up pantyhose in a can)'' Excuse me, do you have any of these in taupe?\\
'''Clerk''': No taupe. Beef jerky.\\
'''Thug''': And you call this a ''convenience'' store?! ''(he and the other thug put on stockings to [[StockingMask conceal their faces]] and pull out guns)'' Open up the cash register or I'll splatter your brains!
17th Feb '18 4:03:39 PM speedyboris
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* Dr. Leacher's prison cell has a ''Garfield'' windshield suction cup on the glass.
17th Feb '18 3:53:47 PM speedyboris
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** Luger's [[LargeHam exaggerated shaking]] after his flashback to a traumatic incident involving York being "held up" by a mime.

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** * Luger's [[LargeHam exaggerated shaking]] after his flashback to a traumatic incident involving York being "held up" by a mime.
17th Feb '18 3:53:38 PM speedyboris
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** Luger's [[LargeHam exaggerated shaking]] after his flashback to a traumatic incident involving York being "held up" by a mime.
17th Feb '18 3:50:55 PM speedyboris
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* When helicopters arrive at Colt's trailer, Destiny shouts over the noise, "Do you hear something?" Colt replies, "NAH!"

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* When helicopters arrive at Colt's trailer, Destiny shouts over the noise, "Do you hear something?" Colt replies, "NAH!""NAH!"
* In the climax, Luger shoots at Mortars. Colt (standing next to Mortars) bends over and exclaims, "[[BaitAndSwitchGunshot Owwww!]].... Just kidding."
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