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--> '''Destiny''': ''(looking at finger)'' Painful cuticle.\\
'''Colt''': You think that's painful? ''(touches face)'' Razor burn.\\
'''Destiny''': ''(holds belly)'' Retaining water.\\
'''Colt''': ''(pulls up shirt, showing scars)'' Nickle beer night, Dodger Stadium.\\
'''Destiny''': And these... ''(pointing to scars on abdomen)'' Vietnam?\\
'''Colt''': ''(shakes head)'' Parochial school. Grenade... ''(rips arm off)'' Riot at a ''Series/LoveConnection'' taping.\\
'''Destiny''': That's nothing. ''(pulls back hair on head)'' Plate in my head? Elective surgery. I was a fool.\\
'''Colt''': Try ''this'': ''(pulls open chest, revealing hamster running on wheel)'' Low budget organ transplant.
--> '''Destiny''': ''(looking at finger)'' Painful cuticle.\\
'''Colt''': You think that's painful? ''(touches face)'' Razor burn.\\
'''Destiny''': ''(holds belly)'' Retaining water.\\
'''Colt''': ''(pulls up shirt, showing scars)'' Nickle beer night, Dodger Stadium.\\
'''Destiny''': And these... ''(pointing to scars on abdomen)'' Vietnam?\\
'''Colt''': ''(shakes head)'' Parochial school. Grenade... ''(rips arm off)'' Riot at a ''Series/LoveConnection'' taping.\\
'''Destiny''': That's nothing. ''(pulls back hair on head)'' Plate in my head? Elective surgery. I was a fool.\\
'''Colt''': Try ''this'': ''(pulls open chest, revealing hamster running on wheel)'' Low budget organ transplant.
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* The part where Becker is shot.
--> '''Becker''': Give it to me straight. Is this it? The big check out? Level with me: How bad is it?\\
'''Luger''': It's not bad. You'll be fine. You'll be back on your feet in no time. ''(gives thumbs up)''\\
''(Becker smiles; suddenly he's [[ZippingUpTheBodybag zipped up in a body bag]] and casually tossed in the morgue van)''
--> '''Becker''': Give it to me straight. Is this it? The big check out? Level with me: How bad is it?\\
'''Luger''': It's not bad. You'll be fine. You'll be back on your feet in no time. ''(gives thumbs up)''\\
''(Becker smiles; suddenly he's [[ZippingUpTheBodybag zipped up in a body bag]] and casually tossed in the morgue van)''
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** And what follows:
--> '''Luger''': ...We've detained Ms. Demeanor long enough. Uh, you can go now. Sorry to have troubled you.\\
'''Destiny''': Oh no trouble, detectives. But I'm gonna need transportation home. Anybody wanna give me a ride?\\
''(all the underwear-only male cops in the room excitedly raise their hands and say variants of "Pick me!")''\\
'''Colt'': ''(pulls out a gun at the crowd)'' Back off!
--> '''Luger''': ...We've detained Ms. Demeanor long enough. Uh, you can go now. Sorry to have troubled you.\\
'''Destiny''': Oh no trouble, detectives. But I'm gonna need transportation home. Anybody wanna give me a ride?\\
''(all the underwear-only male cops in the room excitedly raise their hands and say variants of "Pick me!")''\\
'''Colt'': ''(pulls out a gun at the crowd)'' Back off!
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--> '''McClane''': ''(emerging from the rubble waving a white surrender flag)'' What the hell are you doing?!\\
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--> '''McClane''': '''[=McClane=]''': ''(emerging from the rubble waving a white surrender flag)'' What the hell are you doing?!\\
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'''McClane''': NO! This is ''814'' Pacific Coast Highway! 1014 is two blocks up that way!\\
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'''McClane''': Yeah! [[SarcasmMode No problem! No problem!]]
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* Creator/BruceWillis has a OneSceneWonder whose trailer is blown up by Mortar's helicopter goons:
--> '''Bruce''': ''(emerging from the rubble waving a white surrender flag)'' What the hell are you doing?!\\
--> '''Bruce''': ''(emerging from the rubble waving a white surrender flag)'' What the hell are you doing?!\\
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* Creator/BruceWillis has reprises his role as [[Film/DieHard John McClane]], giving us one hell of a OneSceneWonder whose when his trailer is blown up by Mortar's helicopter goons:
-->'''Bruce''': '''McClane''': ''(emerging from the rubble waving a white surrender flag)'' What the hell are you doing?!\\
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'''Bruce''': Yeah! [[SarcasmMode No problem! No problem!]]
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** Even funnier, the big fight scene is ''incredibly'' short-lived, with Jigsaw falling off a ledge after only a couple attacks. He also misses his mark on the ChalkOutline, so he slides over to it.
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* During the ''Film/BasicInstinct'' parody, Destiny turns around in her swivel chair and it cuts to the excited cops in the bleachers; when it cuts back to Destiny, she's been replaced by a stuffed beaver holding a cigarette, with the caption, "GRATUITIOUS [[{{Pun}} BEAVER]] SHOT".
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* In the climax, Luger shoots at Mortars. Colt (standing next to Mortars) bends over and exclaims, "[[BaitAndSwitchGunshot Owwww!]].... Just kidding."
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* In the climax, Luger shoots at Mortars. Colt (standing next to Mortars) bends over and exclaims, "[[BaitAndSwitchGunshot Owwww!]].... Just kidding."
* Becker shows up in the ending, and the characters are indifferent towards him compared to Destiny and Claire surviving. He tells them that he'll grow on them, "like a rash."
* Becker shows up in the ending, and the characters are indifferent towards him compared to Destiny and Claire surviving. He tells them that he'll grow on them, "like a rash."
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* Outside Squealer's Hotel, Colt and Luger are dealing with a shooter in a window. One cop shoots back, against his orders:
--> '''Luger''': Who fired that shot?!\\
'''Cop''': ''(meekly)'' Sarge... that was me...\\
'''Luger''': Gimme the gun.\\
'''Cop''': But sarge-\\
'''Luger''': Give me. The gun. ''(he sheepishly hands it over)'' Now when you learn to follow orders, you can have it back.\\
'''Davis''': ''(snickers)''\\
'''Luger''': OH, so we think that's ''funny'', do we, Officer... ''(looks at his badge)'' Davis? Well, maybe we'd ''all'' like to know what's so funny! Maybe Officer Davis can make us ''all'' laugh!\\
'''Davis''': ''(after a beat, he walks up to an already-set up stand-up stage)'' Nice to see all those smiling faces out there! Say, whaddya call 2,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start! (RimShot; he laughs at his own joke) Hey, why'd a guy give a name to his penis? He didn't want a stranger making most of his decisions! ''(laughs)''\\
'''Luger''': ''(to another cop, disgusted)'' Make sure he don't get any donuts.
--> '''Luger''': Who fired that shot?!\\
'''Cop''': ''(meekly)'' Sarge... that was me...\\
'''Luger''': Gimme the gun.\\
'''Cop''': But sarge-\\
'''Luger''': Give me. The gun. ''(he sheepishly hands it over)'' Now when you learn to follow orders, you can have it back.\\
'''Davis''': ''(snickers)''\\
'''Luger''': OH, so we think that's ''funny'', do we, Officer... ''(looks at his badge)'' Davis? Well, maybe we'd ''all'' like to know what's so funny! Maybe Officer Davis can make us ''all'' laugh!\\
'''Davis''': ''(after a beat, he walks up to an already-set up stand-up stage)'' Nice to see all those smiling faces out there! Say, whaddya call 2,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start! (RimShot; he laughs at his own joke) Hey, why'd a guy give a name to his penis? He didn't want a stranger making most of his decisions! ''(laughs)''\\
'''Luger''': ''(to another cop, disgusted)'' Make sure he don't get any donuts.
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* This line, line from Dr. Leacher about Mortars: "Seek him out, and when you find him... please: I would love to eat his cookies. With some fava beans and a nice, chilled Fresca. ''(sloppy licks his lips)''"
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* Luger's teenage daughter playing footsie with Colt. Soon after, Luger's ''son'' and ''the family dog'' join in.
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* Leaving a crime scene, Luger and Colt's car is blown up when the valet goes to retrieve it.
--> '''Colt''': Good thing we used valet parking.\\
'''Luger''': Taxi!\\
''[Taxi explodes]''\\
'''Colt''': Guess we're making somebody nervous. Tell you what, it's gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off this case.\\
'''Luger''': Not a ''hell'' of a lot more.
--> '''Colt''': Good thing we used valet parking.\\
'''Luger''': Taxi!\\
''[Taxi explodes]''\\
'''Colt''': Guess we're making somebody nervous. Tell you what, it's gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off this case.\\
'''Luger''': Not a ''hell'' of a lot more.
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* In the climax, Luger shoots at Mortars. Colt (standing next to Mortars) bends over and exclaims, "[[BaitAndSwitchGunshot Owwww!]].... Just kidding."
* Leaving a crime scene, Luger and Colt's car is blown up when the valet goes to retrieve it.
--> '''Colt''': "Good thing we used valet parking."\\
'''Luger''': "Taxi!"\\
''[Taxi explodes]''\\
'''Colt''': "Guess we're making somebody nervous. Tell you what, it's gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off this case."\\
'''Luger''': "Not a hell of a lot more."
* Leaving a crime scene, Luger and Colt's car is blown up when the valet goes to retrieve it.
--> '''Colt''': "Good thing we used valet parking."\\
'''Luger''': "Taxi!"\\
''[Taxi explodes]''\\
'''Colt''': "Guess we're making somebody nervous. Tell you what, it's gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off this case."\\
'''Luger''': "Not a hell of a lot more."
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* After Luger flashes back to why he became such a ByTheBookCop (he took a break from helping people cross the street early and an old woman got hit by a semi), Colt rubs it in:
--> '''Colt''': You were a crossing guard? You guys were all geeks!\\
'''Luger''': And what's ''your'' problem? You got some kind of death wish?\\
'''Colt''': ''(narrating)'' If he only knew, it was ''Claire'' who lived life on the edge...\\
''(flashes back to Colt and Claire sitting next to a grill on the beach; Claire squirts a bunch of lighter fluid in it, causing an explosion)''
* In the climax, Luger shoots at Mortars. Colt (standing next to Mortars) bends over and exclaims, "[[BaitAndSwitchGunshot Owwww!]].... Just kidding."
* Leaving a crime scene, Luger and Colt's car is blown up when the valet goes to retrieve it.
--> '''Colt''': "Good thing we used valet parking."\\
'''Luger''': "Taxi!"\\
''[Taxi explodes]''\\
'''Colt''': "Guess we're making somebody nervous. Tell you what, it's gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off this case."\\
'''Luger''': "Not a hell of a lot more."
--> '''Colt''': You were a crossing guard? You guys were all geeks!\\
'''Luger''': And what's ''your'' problem? You got some kind of death wish?\\
'''Colt''': ''(narrating)'' If he only knew, it was ''Claire'' who lived life on the edge...\\
''(flashes back to Colt and Claire sitting next to a grill on the beach; Claire squirts a bunch of lighter fluid in it, causing an explosion)''
* In the climax, Luger shoots at Mortars. Colt (standing next to Mortars) bends over and exclaims, "[[BaitAndSwitchGunshot Owwww!]].... Just kidding.
* Leaving a crime scene, Luger and Colt's car is blown up when the valet goes to retrieve it.
--> '''Colt''': "Good thing we used valet parking."\\
'''Luger''': "Taxi!"\\
''[Taxi explodes]''\\
'''Colt''': "Guess we're making somebody nervous. Tell you what, it's gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off this case."\\
'''Luger''': "Not a hell of a lot more.
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* Dr. Leacher's mad deduction skills:
--> '''Dr. Leacher''': Hai Karate. You wear that sometimes, don't you? But not ''(sniffs)'' today. ''(sniffs)'' Today, it's... mentholated deep heat rub. ''(Luger looks embarrassed)'' You order a chef salad with dressing on the side. You have a young, attractive wife with perky breasts, a nine year old son and a sixteen year old daughter.\\
'''Luger''': ''(stands up)'' Who told you that?!\\
'''Dr. Leacher''': I saw that picture in your wallet.\\
'''Luger''': ...Oh. ''(sits back down)''
--> '''Dr. Leacher''': Hai Karate. You wear that sometimes, don't you? But not ''(sniffs)'' today. ''(sniffs)'' Today, it's... mentholated deep heat rub. ''(Luger looks embarrassed)'' You order a chef salad with dressing on the side. You have a young, attractive wife with perky breasts, a nine year old son and a sixteen year old daughter.\\
'''Luger''': ''(stands up)'' Who told you that?!\\
'''Dr. Leacher''': I saw that picture in your wallet.\\
'''Luger''': ...Oh. ''(sits back down)''
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'''Bruce''': NO! This is ''814'' Pacific Coast Highway!\\
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'''Bruce''': NO! This is ''814'' Pacific Coast Highway!\\Highway! 1014 is two blocks up that way!\\
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* In the climax, Luger shoots at Mortars. Colt (standing next to Mortars) bends over and exclaims, "[[BaitAndSwitchGunshot Owwww!]].... Just kidding."
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* In the climax, Luger shoots at Mortars. Colt (standing next to Mortars) bends over and exclaims, "[[BaitAndSwitchGunshot Owwww!]].... Just kidding."
* Leaving a crime scene, Luger and Colt's car is blown up when the valet goes to retrieve it.
--> '''Colt''': "Good thing we used valet parking."\\
'''Luger''': "Taxi!"\\
''[Taxi explodes]''\\
'''Colt''': "Guess we're making somebody nervous. Tell you what, it's gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off this case."\\
'''Luger''': "Not a hell of a lot more."
* Leaving a crime scene, Luger and Colt's car is blown up when the valet goes to retrieve it.
--> '''Colt''': "Good thing we used valet parking."\\
'''Luger''': "Taxi!"\\
''[Taxi explodes]''\\
'''Colt''': "Guess we're making somebody nervous. Tell you what, it's gonna take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to get us off this case."\\
'''Luger''': "Not a hell of a lot more."
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* Creator/BruceWillis has a OneSceneWonder whose trailer is blown up by Mortar's helicopter goons:
--> '''Bruce''': ''(emerging from the rubble waving a white surrender flag)'' What the hell are you doing?!\\
'''Guy in helicopter''': Is this 1014 Pacific Coast Highway?\\
'''Bruce''': ''(holds hand to ear)'' HUH?!\\
'''Guy in helicopter''': 1014 Pacific Coast Highway.\\
'''Bruce''': NO! This is ''814'' Pacific Coast Highway!\\
'''Guy in helicopter''': Sorry! My mistake!\\
'''Bruce''': Yeah! [[SarcasmMode No problem! No problem!]]
--> '''Bruce''': ''(emerging from the rubble waving a white surrender flag)'' What the hell are you doing?!\\
'''Guy in helicopter''': Is this 1014 Pacific Coast Highway?\\
'''Bruce''': ''(holds hand to ear)'' HUH?!\\
'''Guy in helicopter''': 1014 Pacific Coast Highway.\\
'''Bruce''': NO! This is ''814'' Pacific Coast Highway!\\
'''Guy in helicopter''': Sorry! My mistake!\\
'''Bruce''': Yeah! [[SarcasmMode No problem! No problem!]]
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* Luger and the valet (played by Creator/CharlieSheen !):
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* Luger and giving the valet (played by Creator/CharlieSheen !):!) a tip:
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* Luger and the valet (played by Creator/CharlieSheen !):
--> '''Valet''': Got anything smaller?\\
'''Luger''': Keep it.\\
'''Valet''': Anything ''larger''?\\
'''Luger''': ''(intimidating)'' Yeah.
--> '''Valet''': Got anything smaller?\\
'''Luger''': Keep it.\\
'''Valet''': Anything ''larger''?\\
'''Luger''': ''(intimidating)'' Yeah.
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* This line, from Dr. Leacher about Mortars: "Seek him out, and when you find him... please: I would love to eat his cookies. With some fava beans and a nice, chilled Fresca. ''(sloppy licks his lips)''"
--> '''Colt''': I just gotta ask: What does human flesh taste like?\\
'''Leacher''': Chicken.
--> '''Colt''': I just gotta ask: What does human flesh taste like?\\
'''Leacher''': Chicken.
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* Colt is looking at a gun centerfold in the convenience store. Some cameras on sticks pop up behind him and spy on him. Colt turns his head and the cameras look away and act innocent. When Colt goes back to the magazine, the cameras go back to looking over his shoulder.
* The two thugs who rob the convenience store:
--> '''Thug''': ''(holds up pantyhose in a can)'' Excuse me, do you have any of these in taupe?\\
'''Clerk''': No taupe. Beef jerky.\\
'''Thug''': And you call this a ''convenience'' store?! ''(he and the other thug put on stockings to [[StockingMask conceal their faces]] and pull out guns)'' Open up the cash register or I'll splatter your brains!
* The two thugs who rob the convenience store:
--> '''Thug''': ''(holds up pantyhose in a can)'' Excuse me, do you have any of these in taupe?\\
'''Clerk''': No taupe. Beef jerky.\\
'''Thug''': And you call this a ''convenience'' store?! ''(he and the other thug put on stockings to [[StockingMask conceal their faces]] and pull out guns)'' Open up the cash register or I'll splatter your brains!
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* When helicopters arrive at Colt's trailer, Destiny shouts over the noise, "Do you hear something?" Colt replies, "NAH!"
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* When helicopters arrive at Colt's trailer, Destiny shouts over the noise, "Do you hear something?" Colt replies, "NAH!""NAH!"
* In the climax, Luger shoots at Mortars. Colt (standing next to Mortars) bends over and exclaims, "[[BaitAndSwitchGunshot Owwww!]].... Just kidding."
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* Jigsaw shoots York after she spills the beans on [=McCracken=]:
--> '''Jigsaw''': Is that... Dan [=McCracken=]... or ''Mike'' [=McCracken=]?\\
'''York''': Mike.\\
'''Jigsaw''': ''(shoots her again, and starts to leave, but turns around)'' Is he on Alpine, or Oak?\\
'''York''': Alpine.\\
'''Jigsaw''': ''(shoots her again and starts to leave)''\\
'''York''': Hey! Psst.... park on third, you'll never find a spot on Alpine.\\
'''Jigsaw''': Thank you! You have been most cooperative.\\
'''York''': Don't mention it.\\
'''Jigsaw''': ''(shoots her one last time; to a sitting blind man as he leaves)'' And you, remember: You saw... nothing.
--> '''Jigsaw''': Is that... Dan [=McCracken=]... or ''Mike'' [=McCracken=]?\\
'''York''': Mike.\\
'''Jigsaw''': ''(shoots her again, and starts to leave, but turns around)'' Is he on Alpine, or Oak?\\
'''York''': Alpine.\\
'''Jigsaw''': ''(shoots her again and starts to leave)''\\
'''York''': Hey! Psst.... park on third, you'll never find a spot on Alpine.\\
'''Jigsaw''': Thank you! You have been most cooperative.\\
'''York''': Don't mention it.\\
'''Jigsaw''': ''(shoots her one last time; to a sitting blind man as he leaves)'' And you, remember: You saw... nothing.
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* General Mortars's introduction:
--> '''Mortars''': ''(looking at [=McCracken=]'s fish tank]'' Sea-Monkeys?\\
'''[=McCracken=]''': ...Piranha.\\
'''Mortars''': Their lives exude a beautiful simplicity: Savage, ruthless, existing only to devour and destroy, to taste blood, to rend flesh. Sounds like ''me'', right? ''(giggles, then sticks his face in the tank, causing a fury of bubbles. A few seconds later his face emerges from the tank holding a piranha in his teeth. Mortars laughs triumphantly- Jigsaw rolls his eyes- and Mortars spits the piranha back into the tank)''
* When Colt and Luger enter the Squealer's Motel where York was staying:
--> '''Hotel clerk''': What is it with you guys? I run a respectable place! What are you arrestin' ME for? I got friends downtown. I don't know what you're talkin' about!\\
'''Luger''': We haven't said anything yet.
* While looking for the informant in the Squealer's Motel, they find a guy running down the hall:
--> '''Luger''': HEY YOU! ''(the man stops; Colt and Luger approach)'' NOT so fast. ''(the man walks normally)'' That's better.
* Luger arrives to find Colt being held hostage by Jigsaw:
--> '''Jigsaw''': Drop your gun, Mr. Luger.\\
'''Luger''': I don't have one.\\
'''Jigsaw''': ''(skeptically)'' You are not carrying a weapon?\\
'''Luger''': I don't believe in 'em.\\
'''Jigsaw''': ''(kicks Colt's gun over to Luger)'' Pick up the gun. ''(Luger picks it up)'' DROP THE GUN, Mr. Luger!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWiGMH_wTVU This random moment.]]
* When helicopters arrive at Colt's trailer, Destiny shouts over the noise, "Do you hear something?" Colt replies, "NAH!"
--> '''Mortars''': ''(looking at [=McCracken=]'s fish tank]'' Sea-Monkeys?\\
'''[=McCracken=]''': ...Piranha.\\
'''Mortars''': Their lives exude a beautiful simplicity: Savage, ruthless, existing only to devour and destroy, to taste blood, to rend flesh. Sounds like ''me'', right? ''(giggles, then sticks his face in the tank, causing a fury of bubbles. A few seconds later his face emerges from the tank holding a piranha in his teeth. Mortars laughs triumphantly- Jigsaw rolls his eyes- and Mortars spits the piranha back into the tank)''
* When Colt and Luger enter the Squealer's Motel where York was staying:
--> '''Hotel clerk''': What is it with you guys? I run a respectable place! What are you arrestin' ME for? I got friends downtown. I don't know what you're talkin' about!\\
'''Luger''': We haven't said anything yet.
* While looking for the informant in the Squealer's Motel, they find a guy running down the hall:
--> '''Luger''': HEY YOU! ''(the man stops; Colt and Luger approach)'' NOT so fast. ''(the man walks normally)'' That's better.
* Luger arrives to find Colt being held hostage by Jigsaw:
--> '''Jigsaw''': Drop your gun, Mr. Luger.\\
'''Luger''': I don't have one.\\
'''Jigsaw''': ''(skeptically)'' You are not carrying a weapon?\\
'''Luger''': I don't believe in 'em.\\
'''Jigsaw''': ''(kicks Colt's gun over to Luger)'' Pick up the gun. ''(Luger picks it up)'' DROP THE GUN, Mr. Luger!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWiGMH_wTVU This random moment.]]
* When helicopters arrive at Colt's trailer, Destiny shouts over the noise, "Do you hear something?" Colt replies, "NAH!"
