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16th Feb '17 4:09:24 PM StFan
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-->'''Fantasy!Rebecca:''' Brian, you don't play Baccarat with Uno cards.\\

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-->'''Fantasy!Rebecca:''' -->'''Fantasy Rebecca:''' Brian, you don't play Baccarat with Uno cards.\\



* Brain getting around a CorruptCorporateExecutive's refusal to cooperate by exploiting the fact that he's a BadBoss - he tells his employees to email the incriminating files to him. Within 30 seconds he's got ten messages.
-->'''Brian''': Hey remember when you didn't think you were going to jail five minutes ago? That was dope.
** Also, he doesn't have an FBI email yet, so he has to use [=NinjaVersusBear@ReabosrbedTwin.com=].

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* Brain getting around a CorruptCorporateExecutive's refusal to cooperate by exploiting the fact that he's a BadBoss - MeanBoss -- he tells his employees to email the incriminating files to him. Within 30 seconds he's got ten messages.
-->'''Brian''': -->'''Brian:''' Hey remember when you didn't think you were going to jail five minutes ago? That was dope.
** * Also, he doesn't have an FBI email yet, so he has to use [=NinjaVersusBear@ReabosrbedTwin.com=].



-->'''Boyle''': Marcos Ramos didn't feed anyone to piranhas.
-->'''Brian''': Well, maybe not... but he could have. He seems like a piranha guy to me.

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-->'''Boyle''': -->'''Boyle:''' Marcos Ramos didn't feed anyone to piranhas.
-->'''Brian''':
piranhas.\\
'''Brian:'''
Well, maybe not... but he could have. He seems like a piranha guy to me.



-->'''Imaginary!Rebecca''': You ran like a rabbit, and now you're gonna die like a snake!\\
'''Rebecca''': Why would I say that? It doesn't even make sense.\\
'''Brian''': I don't know. It's cool?

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-->'''Imaginary!Rebecca''': -->'''Imaginary Rebecca:''' You ran like a rabbit, and now you're gonna die like a snake!\\
'''Rebecca''': '''Rebecca:''' Why would I say that? It doesn't even make sense.\\
'''Brian''': '''Brian:''' I don't know. It's cool?



* Brian guessing at Mike and Ike's skill sets...while doing an over-the-top wrestling match announcer voice. He also figures that Ike is an expert knife thrower ''maybe''.
** Also, he somehow managed to forget Ike's name...even though NZT allows him to recall ''[[AchievementsInIgnorance every memory he has]]''.

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* Brian guessing at Mike and Ike's skill sets... while doing an over-the-top wrestling match announcer voice. He also figures that Ike is an expert knife thrower ''maybe''.
** * Also, he somehow managed to forget Ike's name...name... even though NZT allows him to recall ''[[AchievementsInIgnorance every memory he has]]''.



-->'''Mike''': They gave me two rules. One pill a day, and don't let you get hurt. No way I'm breaking rule one.\\
'''Brian''':...what about rule number two?\\
'''Mike''': One pill a day.

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-->'''Mike''': -->'''Mike:''' They gave me two rules. One pill a day, and don't let you get hurt. No way I'm breaking rule one.\\
'''Brian''':...'''Brian:''' ...what about rule number two?\\
'''Mike''': '''Mike:''' One pill a day.



* Brian attempts to fight a suspect...and gets knocked out in one punch.
-->'''Brian''': I don't get it! I've seen ''Film/EnterTheDragon'' like fifteen times!
** Later at the debriefing, Naz asks Brian if he's okay. He turns around with an icepack pressed against his face and mopes about Bruce Lee lying to him.

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* Brian attempts to fight a suspect... and gets knocked out in one punch.
-->'''Brian''': -->'''Brian:''' I don't get it! I've seen ''Film/EnterTheDragon'' like fifteen times!
** * Later at the debriefing, Naz asks Brian if he's okay. He turns around with an icepack pressed against his face and mopes about Bruce Lee lying to him.



** Later, Sands visits his apartment and sees the clay models still on the table.
-->'''Sands''': Why is there a clay effigy of myself on your coffee table?\\
'''Brian''': You? Pfft. That's Charles Barkley.

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** * Later, Sands visits his apartment and sees the clay models still on the table.
-->'''Sands''': -->'''Sands:''' Why is there a clay effigy of myself on your coffee table?\\
'''Brian''': '''Brian:''' You? Pfft. That's Charles Barkley.



-->'''Brian *cheerily*''': Hi, my name's Mike Ikerson and I'm an addict!

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-->'''Brian *cheerily*''': -->'''Brian:''' ''[cheerily]'' Hi, my name's Mike Ikerson and I'm an addict!



** When Brian exclaims that she's headed to DC to kick ass and take names, she dryly replies that he can imagine her trip any way he wants to. So he does: as an 8-bit video game ImagineSpot. But then admits the real meeting will feel like Pong complete with another ImagineSpot.

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** * When Brian exclaims that she's headed to DC to kick ass and take names, she dryly replies that he can imagine her trip any way he wants to. So he does: as an 8-bit video game ImagineSpot. But then admits the real meeting will feel like Pong complete with another ImagineSpot.



-->'''Rebecca''': Screw Casey, marry B - oh god, I could never marry Boyle. Kill Finch. Definitely kill Finch.

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-->'''Rebecca''': --->'''Rebecca:''' Screw Casey, marry B - -- oh god, I could never marry Boyle. Kill Finch. Definitely kill Finch.



* [[InsistentTerminology - with an exclamation point]].
** Both funny and mixed with a bit of heartwarming, Boyle adds a sticky-note with an ! on it next to the H.Q. title on Brian's new office since the FBI didn't do it.

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* [[InsistentTerminology - with an exclamation point]].
**
point]]. Both funny and mixed with a bit of heartwarming, Boyle adds a sticky-note with an ! on it next to the H.Q. title on Brian's new office since the FBI didn't do it.



* Everyone is calling them Mike and Ike now.
** Including each other!
-->'''Ike''': You can tell Mike that he can go-*click*
* One of the members calls out Brian for losing track of the person he was after, wondering how is going to "pick up his scent". GilliganCut to Brian [[LiteralMinded smelling the evidence bag]] (he figured out how to give himself synesthesia). Which he learned because of a girl who was very enthusiastic of using this for foreplay.
** Then when he looks at Rebecca she is glowing purple. Brian tells her he thought her color would be "tougher". Cue her a bit startled at the belief she is a "pink".

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* Everyone is calling them Mike and Ike now.
**
now. Including each other!
-->'''Ike''': -->'''Ike:''' You can tell Mike that he can go-*click*
go--*click*
* One of the members calls out Brian for losing track of the person he was after, wondering how is going to "pick up his scent". GilliganCut to Brian [[LiteralMinded smelling the evidence bag]] (he figured out how to give himself synesthesia). Which he learned because of a girl who was very enthusiastic of using this for foreplay.
**
foreplay. Then when he looks at Rebecca she is glowing purple. Brian tells her he thought her color would be "tougher". Cue her a bit startled at the belief she is a "pink".



** A WEEK!



** Brian's [[BigNo reaction]] to Mike changing the group name from "Bruntouchables" to "Muntouchables" when the latter gets promoted to director.

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** * Brian's [[BigNo reaction]] to Mike changing the group name from "Bruntouchables" to "Muntouchables" when the latter gets promoted to director.



** Then later uses videos of cats.
** He then hacks the New York Stock Exchange [[RefugeInAudacity "just to take a peek"]].

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** * Then later uses videos of cats.
** * He then hacks the New York Stock Exchange [[RefugeInAudacity "just to take a peek"]].



** Then when explaining to him how he hacked the device, an alarm just goes up covering anything he says with the text saying TECH TALK ALERT!

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** * Then when explaining to him how he hacked the device, an alarm just goes up covering anything he says with the text saying TECH TALK ALERT!



** Then later Arm-pocalypse. Same reaction.
** Then Brian and Rebecca try arm puns against each other.

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** * Then later Arm-pocalypse. Same reaction.
** * Then Brian and Rebecca try arm puns against each other.



** Brian sends the arm hack code to Everywhere, solely so they can make the killer punch himself in the face non-stop.

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** * Brian sends the arm hack code to Everywhere, solely so they can make the killer punch himself in the face non-stop.



* The return of Badass Brian and Mr. Happy Nice Guy Brian arguing over whether Brian should [[spoiler: kill Piper]], who then bring in backup - Rebecca appears on Nice Brian's side, wearing a matching sweater, while Sands appears on Badass Brian's side with a matching leather jacket and aviators. Then ''Ike'' shows up in Brian's head, holding the Nice Guy sweater and complaining about it making him itch. Badass Brian offers him to join his side, but apparently leather sticks to Ike's skin.

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* The return of Badass Brian and Mr. Happy Nice Guy Brian arguing over whether Brian should [[spoiler: kill Piper]], who then bring in backup - -- Rebecca appears on Nice Brian's side, wearing a matching sweater, while Sands appears on Badass Brian's side with a matching leather jacket and aviators. Then ''Ike'' shows up in Brian's head, holding the Nice Guy sweater and complaining about it making him itch. Badass Brian offers him to join his side, but apparently leather sticks to Ike's skin.



* The opening has Mike and Ike trying to find someone to be the third bodyguard for Brian (who Brian calls 'Spike') Candidate one fails for not tolerating Brian, candidate two gives a very long handshake that Brian doesn't like, and Brian is about ready to throw out candidate three for over eagerness... when the guy reveals he shares the same interests as Brian,
** The montage of strange crimes and how he solved them when Mike and Ike describe Brian to the candidates.
** "Spike's" real name is censored just like Mike and Ike.

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* The opening has Mike and Ike trying to find someone to be the third bodyguard for Brian (who Brian calls 'Spike') "Spike"). Candidate one fails for not tolerating Brian, candidate two gives a very long handshake that Brian doesn't like, and Brian is about ready to throw out candidate three for over eagerness... when the guy reveals he shares the same interests as Brian,
** * The montage of strange crimes and how he solved them when Mike and Ike describe Brian to the candidates.
** * "Spike's" real name is censored just like Mike and Ike.



'''13.''' Sang 'Happy Birthday' in public.\\

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'''13.''' Sang 'Happy Birthday' "Happy Birthday" in public.\\



* To Brian, Sands life reads like a comic book. So every time Brian explains about Sand's past it's illustrated as a comic book.
* Brian's epic BrainBleach moment when he finds out [[spoiler: Ike slept with his sister in HIS apartment and the fact that Ike lied about taking a bullet for him]]. He orders both of them to bleach clean his entire apartment before he gets back.

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* To Brian, Sands Sands's life reads like a comic book. So every time Brian explains about Sand's Sands's past it's illustrated as a comic book.
* Brian's epic BrainBleach moment when he finds out [[spoiler: Ike [[spoiler:Ike slept with his sister in HIS apartment and the fact that Ike lied about taking a bullet for him]]. He orders both of them to bleach clean bleach-clean his entire apartment before he gets back.



* Brian finds out Piper is in jail. How does Brian break her out? By going to a high up member in the government and bribes him with spoilers of ''Series/GameOfThrones'' directly from Creator/GeorgeRRMartin.

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* Brian finds out Piper is in jail. How does Brian break her out? By going to a high up high-up member in the government and bribes him with spoilers of ''Series/GameOfThrones'' directly from Creator/GeorgeRRMartin.



* How much Brian fought to keep his bong.

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* How much Brian fought fights to keep his bong.



* After Rebecca starts seeing [[spoiler: her father]] while on NZT, she asks Brian if he ever has such visions. He explains that it's their brains' way of compartmentalizing their own thoughts so that they're easier to process, and he's had several of his own "guides" while on the drug. When she asks if anyone is there now, he says it's Josef Stalin.
-->'''Brian''': *{{beat}}* Kidding. It's Music/RingoStarr. [[BriefAccentImitation He's telling me to march to the beat of my own drum.]]

[[AC: 1X21 "Finale! Part 1]]

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* After Rebecca starts seeing [[spoiler: her [[spoiler:her father]] while on NZT, she asks Brian if he ever has such visions. He explains that it's their brains' way of compartmentalizing their own thoughts so that they're easier to process, and he's had several of his own "guides" while on the drug. When she asks if anyone is there now, he says it's Josef Stalin.
-->'''Brian''': *{{beat}}* -->'''Brian:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' Kidding. It's Music/RingoStarr. [[BriefAccentImitation He's telling me to march to the beat of my own drum.]]

[[AC: 1X21 "Finale! Part 1]]1"]]



-->'''Grover''': Are you on the bus because this train is leaving the station.

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-->'''Grover''': -->'''Grover:''' Are you on the bus because this train is leaving the station.



[[AC: 1X22 Finale!! Part 2]]

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[[AC: 1X22 Finale!! "Finale!! Part 2]]2"]]



** He also imagines a Canadian suspect as wearing a supervillain outfit patterned on the Canadian flag.

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** * He also imagines a Canadian suspect as wearing a supervillain outfit patterned on the Canadian flag.flag.
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16th Jun '16 6:07:46 AM SparkyYoungUpstart
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* While breaking into the evidence locker, Brian tries to rationalize it by listing all the illegal things he's already done for the sake of a case. Some gems from the ensuing LongList:
-->'''10.''' Malicious Distribution of Sex Toys\\
'''13.''' Sang 'Happy Birthday' in public.\\
'''16.''' Jaywalked. Repeatedly.\\
'''19.''' [[CallBack Used Jetpack on sidewalk.]]\\
'''24.''' Took 120 packs of Post-It notes from work.\\
'''28.''' [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Accessory after the fact.]]\\
'''29.''' Facilitated escape of war criminal.\\
'''30.''' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Recorded NFL Game without consent]].
9th May '16 3:54:44 PM ZimFan89
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* When Brian and Grover infiltrate said NZT party, the host is rambling on a conspiracy theory about Taylor Swift being in the Illuminati, which is apparently led by Beyonce.
2nd May '16 12:57:48 PM SparkyYoungUpstart
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Added DiffLines:

[[AC: 1x20 "My Name is Rebecca Harris"]]
* After Rebecca starts seeing [[spoiler: her father]] while on NZT, she asks Brian if he ever has such visions. He explains that it's their brains' way of compartmentalizing their own thoughts so that they're easier to process, and he's had several of his own "guides" while on the drug. When she asks if anyone is there now, he says it's Josef Stalin.
-->'''Brian''': *{{beat}}* Kidding. It's Music/RingoStarr. [[BriefAccentImitation He's telling me to march to the beat of my own drum.]]
27th Apr '16 11:58:11 PM bombadil211
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* Brian imagines Sand and his team in silver and red suits conducting a meeting inside a raging volcano.

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* Brian imagines Sand and his team in silver and red suits (complete with capes and UnderwearOfPower) conducting a meeting inside a raging volcano.volcano and complaining about the financial cost of building a lair inside said volcano.
** He also imagines a Canadian suspect as wearing a supervillain outfit patterned on the Canadian flag.
27th Apr '16 1:24:57 PM MikeW
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-->'''Grover''': Are you on the bus because this train is leaving the station.

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-->'''Grover''': Are you on the bus because this train is leaving the station.station.

[[AC: 1X22 Finale!! Part 2]]
* Brian imagines Sand and his team in silver and red suits conducting a meeting inside a raging volcano.
27th Apr '16 12:52:36 PM MikeW
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* How much Brian fought to keep his bong.

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* How much Brian fought to keep his bong.bong.

[[AC: 1X21 "Finale! Part 1]]
* When Brian asks his co-worker Grover about an NZT party, Grover asks if he's a narc and Brian uses a SarcasticConfession: "Yes, I work for the FBI and I have an office at a place labeled Headquarters!"
* Grover's entire space cadet talk.
-->'''Grover''': Are you on the bus because this train is leaving the station.
3rd Apr '16 1:28:35 PM probiewankenobi
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** Brian's [[BigNo reaction]] to Mike changing the group name from "Bruntouchables" to "Muntouchables" when the latter gets promoted to director.
30th Mar '16 5:00:07 AM Hailfire25
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* It's clear Mike and Ike get some joy out of throwing out Brian's paper-mache dolls of them.

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* It's clear Mike and Ike get some joy out of throwing out Brian's paper-mache dolls of them.them.
* How much Brian fought to keep his bong.
28th Mar '16 1:40:40 AM Hailfire25
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[[AC: 1x17 "Bezgranichnyy"]]
* Brian finds out Piper is in jail. How does Brian break her out? By going to a high up member in the government and bribes him with spoilers of ''Series/GameOfThrones'' directly from Creator/GeorgeRRMartin.

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[[AC: 1x17 "Close Encounters"]]

[[AC: 1x18
"Bezgranichnyy"]]
* Brian finds out Piper is in jail. How does Brian break her out? By going to a high up member in the government and bribes him with spoilers of ''Series/GameOfThrones'' directly from Creator/GeorgeRRMartin.Creator/GeorgeRRMartin.

[[AC: 1x19 "A Dog's Breakfast"]]
* It's clear Mike and Ike get some joy out of throwing out Brian's paper-mache dolls of them.
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