History Funny / Lexx

6th Dec '16 8:55:41 AM Kalaong
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* In Super Nova, a horribly injured Stan stumbles into one of the Brunnen-G's memory recorders, which causes him to relive the memory of the person who he was touching. The Time Prophet uses this to relay a message to him while the confused miner is talking to her because she's giving information to a guy who won't exist for another several thousand years. What's hilarious is the fact that Stanley forgets a detail and walks back, and the Prophet foresaw his blunder and shouted the detail at him.

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* In Super Nova, a horribly injured Stan stumbles into one of the Brunnen-G's memory recorders, which causes him to relive the memory of the person who he was touching. The Time Prophet uses this to relay a message to him while the confused miner is talking to her because she's giving information to a guy who won't exist for another several thousand years. What's hilarious is the fact that Stanley forgets a detail and walks back, and the Prophet foresaw his blunder and shouted the detail at him.him.
* Kai instructs the living on the nature of the dead.
-->'''Kai''': The dead do not feel stress.\\
The dead do not feel pain.\\
The dead do not feel disgust.\\
The dead do not get frustrated.\\
The dead do not get distracted.\\
The dead do not get high.\\
The dead do not sleep.\\
The dead do not contain protein.\\
The dead do not eat.\\
The dead do not have stomachs.\\
The dead do not poo.\\
The dead do not fear needles.\\
The dead do not care about acting.\\
The dead do not care about tasty things.\\
The dead do not normally suck blood.\\
The dead do not "squeeze and please."\\
The dead do not "shoo-bop-a-loo-la."\\
The dead do not think the way you think they think.
** What ''do'' the dead do?
-->'''Kai''': The dead are unpredictable.\\
'''Stan''': The dead are weird.
17th Sep '12 12:45:49 PM Chazz
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** Cranked up when Stan realizes the third-person aggrandizing is becoming more of a hassle than it's worth, and (accidentally) is now:
--> '''Lexx:''' As you command Stan, Stan, only Stan.
20th Jan '12 10:23:20 PM Peteman
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* "Metalhead!" "Leatherass!"

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* "Metalhead!" "Leatherass!""Leatherass!"
* In Super Nova, a horribly injured Stan stumbles into one of the Brunnen-G's memory recorders, which causes him to relive the memory of the person who he was touching. The Time Prophet uses this to relay a message to him while the confused miner is talking to her because she's giving information to a guy who won't exist for another several thousand years. What's hilarious is the fact that Stanley forgets a detail and walks back, and the Prophet foresaw his blunder and shouted the detail at him.
25th Nov '11 3:06:43 PM Azaram
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* "SLUT GERMS! SLUT GERMS!"

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* "SLUT GERMS! SLUT GERMS!"GERMS!"
* "Metalhead!" "Leatherass!"
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