History Funny / Korn

--->'''Head''': "I bought a [[StealthPun lemon.]]"
** Munkys impersonation of "Kill You":
--->'''Munky''': You know that song "Kill You"?
--->'''David''': Yeah?
--->'''Munky''': You gotta have Jon fucking re--redo the lyrics in the middle part, 'cause that part, he's like, '''"OHHEEYEUHUHEHOGCUPOHEPAEHEHEH!"'''

--->'''Jonathan''': (recording vocals for "It's On!") '''"SAVE SOME FOR ME!''' Turn my fucking effects on!"
--->'''Fieldy''': "Check on this shot right here. Get this shot on here." '''Chucks basketball at a pole'''
--->'''Jonathan''': "Korn fucking t-shirts, $12.00. Don't bitch." '''*sobs*'''
--->'''Fieldy''': "Bath-- how do you spell 'bath'? B-A-F? 'Bafroom'?"
--->'''Fieldy''': "[[TemptingFate Keep up the good work, dawg.]]" '''*CRASH*'''

-->'''Munky''': (sings) What's within my body?
-->'''Jonathan''': All right, go.
-->''(Dave does four clicks, but Munky starts playing on the third click and groans)''
-->'''Dave''': "Four", you said, you faggot piece of shit!
-->'''Munky''': Four?
-->'''Jonathan''': Four?!
-->''(four more clicks, but no one plays. Ross is heard laughing)''
-->'''Dave''': Oh. Hey, what are you talking about, Ross?
-->'''Munky''': Hey, time test. ''(plays opening notes)'' Ehh! ''(opening notes)'' Ehh!
-->'''Dave''': So are you saying there's no clicks?
-->'''Ross''': Hey, we're recording! Now start!
-->'''Jonathan''': Just fucking DO IT, DAMN IT!
-->''(two clicks)''
-->'''Dave''': I wish we had "Twist". I wish we could put "Twist" on the fucking tape.
-->'''Jonathan''': Wanna hear it?
-->'''Head''': Fuck you! FUCK YOU!
-->''(Ross and Jonathan laugh)''
-->'''Jonathan''': Okay. (three clicks from Dave) You piece of shit.

* The video for "Twisted Transistor", where the band is portrayed by the likes of Snoop Dogg, Lil' Jon, Xzibit and David Banner.

-->'''Head''': "I bought a [[StealthPun lemon.]]"

-->'''Munky''': You know that song "Kill You"?
-->'''David''': Yeah?
-->'''Munky''': You gotta have Jon fucking re--redo the lyrics in the middle part, 'cause that part, he's like, '''"OHHEEYEUHUHEHOGCUPOHEPAEHEHEH!"'''

-->'''Jonathan''': (recording vocals for "It's On!") '''"SAVE SOME FOR ME!''' Turn my fucking effects on!"
*
-->'''Fieldy''': "Check on this shot right here. Get this shot on here." '''Chucks basketball at a pole'''
*
-->'''Jonathan''': "Korn fucking t-shirts, $12.00. Don't bitch." '''*sobs*'''
*
-->'''Fieldy''': "Bath-- how do you spell 'bath'? B-A-F? 'Bafroom'?"
-->'''Fieldy''': "[[TemptingFate Keep up the good work, dawg.]]" '''*CRASH*'''

** Munky revealing that, while drunk on the set of the video for "Got the Life", he brushed off an extra who tried to give him his demo tape. That extra turned out to be Eminem and they missed out on a chance of discovering him before Dr. Dre did. The best part is Head's deadpan response of "[[EpicFail Nice going, dude]]."

*** By the same token, they mention the OhCrap reaction the band had when they saw Head in a white robe with a guitar, saying he was leaving the band to dedicate his life to Christ. "We thought he'd gone full SydBarrett!"

* The band getting added to Encyclopedia Metallum as an April Fools joke after their first album was deemed "metal enough" in 2009. Amusingly, quite a few moderators took it seriously and quit in protest; this caused the site to adapt a stance against future pranks in the same vein; in fact, the next time [[Music/{{Nickelback}} a band]] would be added to the site as an April Fools joke (in 2013), the site's founders (Who would have vetoed this had they known about it) were away at the time.

* UsefulNotes/BarackObama [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mwANv49ZxI is not the lead singer]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hrvhqueZao from Korn]]. ([[http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/korns-jonathan-davis-responds-to-barack-obamas-shout-out-20151114 Jonathan didn't believe it too]])

** Revealing that "Got the Life" was supposed to open with a sample of "Watch me, faggots!" from "BlazingSaddles", with Munky, Head, and Jonathan all saying it in unison.

* BarackObama [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mwANv49ZxI is not the lead singer]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hrvhqueZao from Korn]]. ([[http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/korns-jonathan-davis-responds-to-barack-obamas-shout-out-20151114 Jonathan didn't believe it too]])

** Jonathan giving his account of [[NoodleIncident why David Silveria left the band]]. Munky, Head, and the interviewer all look as baffled as he does.

their songs

all of their songs

* Much of "Who Then Now?" and "Deuce". Highlights include:
** Head, Fieldy and Jonathan spitting sunflower seeds and beer at each other.
** Head buying his new car.
-->'''Head''': "I bought a [[StealthPun lemon.]]"
** Munkys impersonation of "Kill You":
-->'''Munky''': You know that song "Kill You"?
-->'''David''': Yeah?
-->'''Munky''': You gotta have Jon fucking re--redo the lyrics in the middle part, 'cause that part, he's like, '''"OHHEEYEUHUHEHOGCUPOHEPAEHEHEH!"'''
** Probably the most random part of that scene is when Fieldy randomly appears out of nowhere after Jon finishes the song.
** Jonathan drunk.
-->'''Jonathan''': (recording vocals for "It's On!") '''"SAVE SOME FOR ME!''' Turn my fucking effects on!"
*
-->'''Fieldy''': "Check on this shot right here. Get this shot on here." '''Chucks basketball at a pole'''
*
-->'''Jonathan''': "Korn fucking t-shirts, $12.00. Don't bitch." '''*sobs*'''
*
-->'''Fieldy''': "Bath-- how do you spell 'bath'? B-A-F? 'Bafroom'?"
-->'''Fieldy''': "[[TemptingFate Keep up the good work, dawg.]]" '''*CRASH*'''
* The StudioChatter at the beginning of "Clown", in its glorious entirety:
-->'''Munky''': (sings) What's within my body?
-->'''Jonathan''': All right, go.
-->''(Dave does four clicks, but Munky starts playing on the third click and groans)''
-->'''Dave''': "Four", you said, you faggot piece of shit!
-->'''Munky''': Four?
-->'''Jonathan''': Four?!
-->''(four more clicks, but no one plays. Ross is heard laughing)''
-->'''Dave''': Oh. Hey, what are you talking about, Ross?
-->'''Munky''': Hey, time test. ''(plays opening notes)'' Ehh! ''(opening notes)'' Ehh!
-->'''Dave''': So are you saying there's no clicks?
-->'''Ross''': Hey, we're recording! Now start!
-->'''Jonathan''': Just fucking DO IT, DAMN IT!
-->''(two clicks)''
-->'''Dave''': I wish we had "Twist". I wish we could put "Twist" on the fucking tape.
-->'''Jonathan''': Wanna hear it?
-->'''Head''': Fuck you! FUCK YOU!
-->''(Ross and Jonathan laugh)''
-->'''Jonathan''': Okay. (three clicks from Dave) You piece of shit.
* Their interview with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noOu6C-vaBo Scuzz TV]] had a ton of funny moments. Highlights include...
** Revealing that "Got The Life" was supposed to open with a sample of "Watch me, faggots!" from "BlazingSaddles", with Munky, Head, and Jonathan all saying it in unison.
** Munky revealing that, while drunk on the set of the video for "Got The Life", he brushed off an extra who tried to give him his demo tape. That extra turned out to be Eminem and they missed out on a chance of discovering him before Dr. Dre did. The best part is Head's deadpan response of "[[EpicFail ...Nice going dude]]."
** Jonathan giving his account of [[NoodleIncident why David Silveria left the band]]. Munky, Head, and the interviewer all look as baffled as he does.

-->'''Jonathan''': Okay. (three clicks from Dave) You piece of shit.

-->'''Munky''': (sings) Builds within my body.
-->'''Dave''': Four clicks.

-->'''Dave''': Four-- I just said, you faggot piece of shit on the ground!
-->'''Munky and Jonathan''': Four?

-->'''Dave''': Ugh. Hey, what you talking about, Ross?
-->'''Munky''': Hey, the song goes: ''(plays opening notes)'' Ehh! ''(opening notes)'' Ehh!
-->'''Dave''': Hey, are you saying there's no clicks?

-->'''Dave''': I got "Twist". I wish we could put "Twist" on the fucking tape. Stupid.

-->'''Ross''': (faintly) No.

-->'''Ross''': Go!

* The [[StudioChatter] at the beginning of "Clown", in its glorious entirety:

* Much of "Who Then Now?" and "Deuce*. Highlights include:
** Head, Fieldy and Jonathan spitting sunflower seeds and beer at each other
** Head buying his new car
-->'''Head''': "I bought a [[StealthPun lemon]]"
** Munkys impersonation of "Kill You"
-->'''Munky''': You know that song Kill You?

-->'''Munky''': You gotta have Jon fucking re...redo the lyrics in the middle part, cuz that part hes like '''"OHHEEYEUHUHEHOGCUPOHEPAEHEHEH"'''
** Probably the most random part of that scene is when Fieldy randomly appears out of nowhere after Jon finishes the song
** Jonathan drunk
-->'''Jonathan''': '''"SAVE SOME FOR ME'''..turn my fucking effects on!"

-->'''Fieldy''': "Check on this shot right here, get this shot on here" '''Chucks the basketball at the pole'''

-->'''Jonathan''': "Korn fucking t-shirts, $12.00s, don't bitch" '''*sobs*'''

-->'''Fieldy''': "Bath how do you spell bath...B-A-F? Bafroom?"
-->'''Fieldy''': "[[TemptingFate Keep up the good work dawg]]" '''*CRASH*'''
* The beginning of "Clown"
-->'''Munky''': "Builds within my body"
-->'''Dave''': "Four Clicks"
-->'''Jonathan''': "Alright go"
-->*Dave does four clicks, but Munky starts playing on the third click and goes "ahh!"
-->'''Dave''': "Four I just said you faggot piece of shit on the ground"
-->'''Munky and Jonathan''': "Four?"
-->*Four Clicks but no one plays, Ross is heard laughing*
-->'''Dave''': "Ugh, Hey what you talking about Ross?"
-->'''Munky''': "Hey, the song goes *plays opening notes* EEEH *plays* EHHH *plays* ehh
-->'''Dave''': "Hey, are you sayin theres no clicks?"
-->'''Ross''': "Hey we're recording now start!"
-->'''Jonathan''': "just fuckin DO IT DAMNIT"
-->*two clicks*
-->'''Dave''': I get Twist, I wish we could put Twist on the fucking tape....stupid
-->'''Jonathan''': "Wanna here it?"
--> *Ross is heard faintly saying "noo"
-->'''Head''': "fuck you...FUCK YOU"
-->*Ross and Jonathan laugh and as Ross screams "gooo!"
-->'''Jonathan''': "Okay.......piece of shit......"

-->'''Fieldy''': "[[TemptingFate Keep up the good work dawg]]" '''*CRASH*'''

-->'''Fieldy''': "Bath how do you spell bath...B-A-F? Bafroom?"

-->'''Jonathan''': "Korn fucking t-shirts, $12.00s, don't bitch" '''*sobs*'''

** '''Fieldy''': "Check on this shot right here, get this shot on here" '''Chucks the basketball at the pole'''

-->'''Jonathan''': '''"SAVE SOME FOR ME'''..turn my fucking effects on!"

-->'''Munky''': You gotta have Jon fucking re...redo the lyrics in the middle part, cuz that part hes like '''"OHHEEYEUHUHEHOGCUPOHEPAEHEHEH"'''

-->'''Head''': "I bought a [[StealthPun lemon]]"

->''"Head"''