History Funny / JusticeLeagueDoom

-->'''Green Lantern:''' That's three you owe me.
-->'''Batman:''' We keeping score?
-->'''Green Lantern:''' Not literally.
-->'''Batman:''' Because if we are, it's 8 to 7, my favor.

-->'''Superman:''' Maybe I can move the Earth out of the way?
-->'''Batman:''' If we had a week, I couldn't list all the reasons that won't work.

-->'''The Flash:''' You never asked me how my wrist was healing.
-->'''Mirror Master:''' Fine, how's your...?
-->'''The Flash:''' ''(punches him out cold)'' Surprisingly fast.

-->'''Batman:''' After you.
-->'''Flash:''' Heh, like you've got a choice.

-->'''Green Lantern:''' All right, now come the warning shots. Give up? Please say no.
-->'''Ten:''' You'll never catch me, Lantern.
-->'''Green Lantern:''' Lots of women say that.

-->'''Green Lantern:''' Bang. (It's the smart-assed expression and tone of voice that sell it.)

-->'''Superman:''' None of us would form such plans against you.
-->'''Batman:''' Then you're damn fools.

--> '''Batman:''' If offered the same situation I would do it again.
--> '''Flash:''' Oh come ON!

* Most of ComicBook/TheFlash's dialogue:

* And then there’s this little exchange as Batman tries to remove the kryptonite bullet from Superman’s chest.
-->'''Batman:''' The kryptonite is near your heart. I don’t know if I can get to it before the wound closes.
-->'''Superman:''' Where’s the Flash when you need him?
-->'''Batman:''' Do me a favor and lose the sense of humor
-->'''Superman:''' Do us both a favor and buy one.

* Most of TheFlash's dialogue:

-->'''Superman:''' Maybe I can move the earth out of the way?

* Hal Jordan also gave off some funny lines.
-->'''GreenLantern:''' All right, now come the warning shots. Give up? Please say no.

** Given [[NathanFillion who voices him]], it should come as no surprise that even his [[OneLiner one-liners]] are funny, such as the one that follows the above example:

* Suring the villains' toast to Vandal Savage: "And his checks cleared, too!"
* How is this one not here yet:

** Makes it even more funny since it's Series/{{Castle}} saying that.
* Almost too soft to catch, but during the villains' toast to Vandal Savage: "And his checks cleared, too!"
* Thanks to Wonder Woman's hallucinations, one of the many Cheetah copies remarks on how attractive she is. Granted it was more likely a guy saying that, but coming from Cheetah's voice seems like EvenTheGirlsWantHer.

* Thanks to Wonder Woman's hallucinations, one of the many Cheetah copies remarks on how attractive she is. Granted it was more likely a guy saying that, but coming from Cheetah's voice is almost EvenTheGirlsWantHer.

-->'''Superman:''' Maybe I can move the earth out of the way.
-->'''Batman:''' Even if I had a week, I couldn't finish explaining why that wouldn't work.

* Thanks to Wonder Woman's hallucinations, one of the many Cheetah copies remarks on how attractive she is. Granted it was more likely a guy saying that, but coming from Cheetah's voice is almost EvenTheGirlsWantHer.

** Makes it even more funny since it's ''Series/{{Castle}}'' saying that.

* Almost too soft to catch, but during the villains' toast to Vandal Savage: "And his checks cleared, too!"

** Makes it even more funny since it's [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/Castle?from=Main.Castle Castle]] saying that =)

-->'''Batman:''' I'm right behind you.
-->'''Flash:''' Like you have a choice.

* Almost too soft to catch, but during the villains' toast to Vandal Savage: "And his checks cleared!"

** Makes it even more funny since it's [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Series/Castle?from=Main.Castle Castle]] saying that =)

-->'''Green Lantern:''' Lots of women say that.

-->'''Batman:''' Even if I had a week, I couldn't finish explaining why that wouldn't work.