History Funny / JusticeLeagueCrisisOnTwoEarths

6th May '17 6:29:25 AM MinisterOfSinister
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-->'''Model Citizen''': You don't want to fight me, you want to help me.
-->'''Flash''': I don't want to fight you, I want to (''shakes off mind control'') Wait, this is like the JediMindTrick!
-->'''Model Citizen''': *putting Flash back under mind control* This is ''not'' like the Jedi mind trick.
-->'''Flash''': This is not like the Jedi mind trick.

to:

-->'''Model Citizen''': Citizen:''' You don't want to fight me, you want to help me.
-->'''Flash''': -->'''Flash:''' I don't want to fight you, I want to (''shakes off mind control'') Wait, Hey, this is like the JediMindTrick!
-->'''Model Citizen''': Citizen:''' *putting Flash back under mind control* This is ''not'' like the Jedi mind trick.
-->'''Flash''': -->'''Flash:''' This is not like the Jedi mind trick.



-->'''Flash''': Whoa! And they call me "[[IncrediblyLamePun The Flash]]".

to:

-->'''Flash''': -->'''Flash:''' Whoa! And they call me "[[IncrediblyLamePun The Flash]]".



--> '''Superman''' (Good Lex starts to stand up but Superman stops him): ...Pants.
-->'''Good Lex''': *Looks down* ...Oh.

to:

--> '''Superman''' '''Superman:''' (Good Lex starts to stand up but Superman stops him): ...Pants.
-->'''Good Lex''': Lex:''' *Looks down* ...Oh.



-->'''Good Lex''': (''totally polite and friendly'') Good morning. Would you be kind enough to direct me to the nearest police station?

to:

-->'''Good Lex''': Lex:''' (''totally polite and friendly'') Good morning. Would you be kind enough to direct me to the nearest police station?



** The sly {{Mythology Gag}}s of Good Lex calling him "Ultraman's Pal" and him having a signal watch that calls Ultraman to his aid.



--> '''Green Lantern''' (to Flash who bought himself a van): Why do ''you'' need [[DontComeAKnockin a van...]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar wait, I don't wanna know]].

to:

--> '''Green Lantern''' Lantern:''' (to Flash who bought himself a van): Why do ''you'' need [[DontComeAKnockin a van...]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar wait, I don't wanna know]].



--> '''Ultraman''': [[UngratefulBastard Now get your asses off my moon.]]

to:

--> '''Ultraman''': '''Ultraman:''' [[UngratefulBastard Now get your asses off my moon.]]



--> '''Superwoman''': Hmm, here's a world where humanity has mutated into hideous creatures of the night... No, you might like that.

to:

--> '''Superwoman''': '''Superwoman:''' Hmm, here's a world where humanity has mutated into hideous creatures of the night... No, you might like that.



* At the last scene when Batman introduces the new members for league expansion, Superman goes to shake hands with Aquaman...and [[CasanovaWannabe Flash immediately zooms next to Black Canary]].

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* At the last scene when Batman introduces the new members for league expansion, Superman goes to shake hands with Aquaman... and [[CasanovaWannabe Flash immediately zooms next to Black Canary]].
17th Oct '16 6:39:17 PM SteveMB
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--> '''Green Lantern''' (to Flash who bought himself a van): Why do ''you'' need a van... [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar wait, I don't wanna know]].

to:

--> '''Green Lantern''' (to Flash who bought himself a van): Why do ''you'' need [[DontComeAKnockin a van... van...]] [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar wait, I don't wanna know]].
31st Jul '16 12:07:04 PM nombretomado
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** Also a FridgeBrilliance ContinuityNod; there's several DCComics Elseworlds stories that have Franchise/{{Batman}} either fighting vampires or turning ''into'' a vampire. Furthermore, the general concept behind the Batman villain "Man-Bat", a humanoid bat, is that he was a man who admired bats and/or Batman so much he transformed himself into a hybrid of man and bat.

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** Also a FridgeBrilliance ContinuityNod; there's several DCComics Creator/DCComics Elseworlds stories that have Franchise/{{Batman}} either fighting vampires or turning ''into'' a vampire. Furthermore, the general concept behind the Batman villain "Man-Bat", a humanoid bat, is that he was a man who admired bats and/or Batman so much he transformed himself into a hybrid of man and bat.
18th Aug '15 10:51:55 PM Qube
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-->'''Good Lex''': *Looks down* ...Woah.

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-->'''Good Lex''': *Looks down* ...Woah.Oh.
** The cherry on top is the ''tone'' he uses, like "oh right, people wear those don't they".
15th Aug '15 8:49:32 AM AnotherGuy
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--> '''Ultraman''': Now get your asses off my moon.

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--> '''Ultraman''': [[UngratefulBastard Now get your asses off my moon.]]
1st Jan '15 7:57:39 AM AnotherGuy
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-->'''Flash''': I don't want to fight you, I want to (''shakes off mind control'') Wait, this is like the Jedi mind trick!

to:

-->'''Flash''': I don't want to fight you, I want to (''shakes off mind control'') Wait, this is like the Jedi mind trick!JediMindTrick!
27th Mar '14 4:46:04 PM firejewel
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** What's the first thing he does upon arriving? Asks for directions.
-->'''Good Lex''': (''totally polite and friendly'') Good morning. Would you be kind enough to direct me to the nearest police station?
22nd Dec '13 9:23:09 AM Kingault
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-->'''Good Lex''': *Looks down* ...Woah.
20th Aug '13 11:43:57 PM VoidKnightsc
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*At the last scene when Batman introduces the new members for league expansion, Superman goes to shake hands with Aquaman...and [[CasanovaWannabe Flash immediately zooms next to Black Canary]].
20th Jul '13 9:43:37 PM TVRulezAgain
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** Also a FridgeBrilliance ContinuityNod; there's several DCComics Elseworlds stories that have {{Batman}} either fighting vampires or turning ''into'' a vampire. Furthermore, the general concept behind the Batman villain "Man-Bat", a humanoid bat, is that he was a man who admired bats and/or Batman so much he transformed himself into a hybrid of man and bat.

to:

** Also a FridgeBrilliance ContinuityNod; there's several DCComics Elseworlds stories that have {{Batman}} Franchise/{{Batman}} either fighting vampires or turning ''into'' a vampire. Furthermore, the general concept behind the Batman villain "Man-Bat", a humanoid bat, is that he was a man who admired bats and/or Batman so much he transformed himself into a hybrid of man and bat.
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