History Funny / Jumanji

15th May '16 8:51:14 PM Nylsa
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** Earlier in the same scene, the monkeys are enraptured with the flying monkeys scene from ''The Wizard of Oz'' playing on display televisions at a store. Some of them subsequently run into said store and steal some TVs and computer monitors.

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** Earlier in the same scene, the monkeys are enraptured with the flying monkeys scene from ''The Wizard of Oz'' playing on display televisions at a store. Some of them subsequently run into said store and steal some TVs [=TVs=] and computer monitors.



* Carl's poor police car gets the crap kicked out of it throughout the whole movie but still manages to hang on. When the killer plants finally take it, Carl just gives up on saving it.

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* Carl's poor police car gets the crap kicked out of it throughout the whole movie but still manages to hang on. When the [[ManEatingPlant killer plants plants]] finally take it, Carl just gives up on saving it.
22nd Apr '16 12:54:10 PM Hyze
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* After a huge vine has swiped Carl's police car.

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* After a huge vine has swiped Carl's poor police car.car gets the crap kicked out of it throughout the whole movie but still manages to hang on. When the killer plants finally take it, Carl just gives up on saving it.
15th Apr '16 7:47:21 AM Berrenta
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'''Peter:''' ''[gives the dice to Judy]'' [[GetOnWithItAlready Here, just roll]]!

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'''Peter:''' ''[gives the dice to Judy]'' [[GetOnWithItAlready Here, just roll]]! roll!
29th Mar '16 3:09:54 PM EnglishGuruLady
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* There is a scene in Sir-Sav-A-Lot where Peter engineers what looks like a couple of makeshift rockets to blast Van Pelt headlong into a shelf. He ScreamsLikeALittleGirl while being propelled.
23rd Mar '16 10:07:30 AM EnglishGuruLady
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**Earlier in the same scene, the monkeys are enraptured with the flying monkeys scene from ''The Wizard of Oz'' playing on display televisions at a store. Some of them subsequently run into said store and steal some TVs and computer monitors.
28th Feb '16 7:42:10 PM HeraldAlberich
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-->''(reverently)'' Thank you! No more banana leaves...

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-->''(reverently)'' -->'''Alan:''' ''[reverently]'' Thank you! No more banana leaves...



-->'''Judy:''' ''(reads)'' "A law of Jumanji having been broken / You will slip back even more than your token."

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-->'''Judy:''' ''(reads)'' ''[reads]'' "A law of Jumanji having been broken / You will slip back even more than your token."



--> '''Sarah''' (worried she might be seeing things): You just saw three monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn't you?
--> '''Judy''': Yes...?
--> '''Sarah''': Good girl.
** This exchange is made even funnier when you realize that Sarah is checking her sanity. She has, after all, spent the last twenty six years being called crazy.

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--> '''Sarah''' (worried -->'''Sarah:''' ''[worried she might be seeing things): things]'' You just saw three monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn't you?
--> '''Judy''':
you?\\
'''Judy:'''
Yes...?
--> '''Sarah''':
?\\
'''Sarah:'''
Good girl.
** This exchange is made even funnier when you realize that Sarah is checking her sanity. She has, after all, spent the last twenty six twenty-six years being called crazy.



--> '''Alan''': He's a hunter. He kills things, that's what he does. And right now, he wants to hunt me and kill me, okay?
--> '''Sarah''': Why you?
--> '''Alan''': Why me? I don't know. Everything about me he finds offensive. You'd think it'd be a waste of his time. Maybe he needs something for his wall, you know, a Parrish - something to go between penguin and partridge.

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--> '''Alan''': -->'''Alan:''' He's a hunter. He kills things, that's what he does. And right now, he wants to hunt me and kill me, okay?
--> '''Sarah''':
okay?\\
'''Sarah:'''
Why you?
--> '''Alan''':
you?\\
'''Alan:'''
Why me? I don't know. Everything about me he finds offensive. You'd think it'd be a waste of his time. Maybe he needs something for his wall, you know, a Parrish - something Parrish--something to go between penguin and partridge.



--> '''Sarah''': Well, have you ever thought about just sitting down and talking about your differences?
--> '''Alan''': What are you crazy? The man has a '''''GUN.'''''
--> '''Sarah''': Don't ever call me crazy, Alan. Ever. 'Cause everyone in the town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops that you were sucked into a board game.

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--> '''Sarah''': --->'''Sarah:''' Well, have you ever thought about just sitting down and talking about your differences?
--> '''Alan''':
differences?\\
'''Alan:'''
What are you crazy? The man has a '''''GUN.'''''
--> '''Sarah''':
'''''\\
'''Sarah:'''
Don't ever call me crazy, Alan. Ever. 'Cause everyone in the town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops that you were sucked into a board game.



--> '''Alan''': Sarah and I would like to get ''out'' of the floor, so it's your turn, Peter.

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--> '''Alan''': -->'''Alan:''' Sarah and I would like to get ''out'' of the floor, so it's your turn, Peter.



--> '''Carl''': Fine! Take it!

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--> '''Carl''': -->'''Carl:''' Fine! Take it!



*** Any time Carl ScreamsLikeALittleGirl, really.

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*** ** Any time Carl ScreamsLikeALittleGirl, really.



--> '''Carl''': I should've been a fireman!
* Van Pelt declares that Alan should be arriving 'any moment now'. He arrives almost exactly then... screaming, in a cop car, crashing through cheap walls, and colliding with a wall of paint-cans that falls on Van Pelt.

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--> '''Carl''': -->'''Carl:''' I should've been a fireman!
* Van Pelt declares that Alan should be arriving 'any moment now'. He arrives almost exactly then... screaming, in a cop car, crashing through cheap walls, and colliding with a wall of paint-cans paint cans that falls on Van Pelt.



--> '''Van Pelt:''' As soon as Alan hears what happens to you, he'll come. \\

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--> '''Van --->'''Van Pelt:''' As soon as Alan hears what happens to you, he'll come. \\



'''Van Pelt:''' ''*fires several shots into the air*'' Don't move, or I'll blow your blinkin' brains out! \\
''*people run screaming, someone yells "call the cops!"*'' \\

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'''Van Pelt:''' ''*fires ''[fires several shots into the air*'' air]'' Don't move, or I'll blow your blinkin' brains out! \\
''*people ''[people run screaming, someone yells "call the cops!"*'' cops!"]'' \\



-->'''Alan''': ''STOP GIVING ME THINGS THAT COME APART!!''

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-->'''Alan''': -->'''Alan:''' ''STOP GIVING ME THINGS THAT COME APART!!''



-->'''Judy''', ''in a posh British accent'': Oh, I'm sorry, dear, you have the wrong number.
* When Carl and Aunt Nora get blown away by the water bursting through the doors...then float down the street on the flood, clinging to the doors, see the crocodile swim between them--and scream.

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-->'''Judy''', ''in -->'''Judy:''' ''[in a posh British accent'': accent]'' Oh, I'm sorry, dear, you have the wrong number.
* When Carl and Aunt Nora get blown away by the water bursting through the doors... then float down the street on the flood, clinging to the doors, see the crocodile swim between them--and scream.



-->'''Alan''': You don't go "Ahhhh!" for nothing! ''(sees the spiders)'' ''Ahhhhh!''

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-->'''Alan''': --->'''Alan:''' You don't go "Ahhhh!" for nothing! ''(sees ''[sees the spiders)'' spiders]'' ''Ahhhhh!''



--> '''Sarah''': Do you have any idea what it's like to be known as the little girl who saw Alan Parrish murdered? Do you think ''anybody'' showed up at ''my'' fourteenth birthday party?
--> '''Alan''': Well- not even Billy Jessup? It's his kind of party I'll betcha.
--> '''Sarah''': Billy ''who?''
--> '''Alan''': We- oh, what are you, an owl? What? Come on 'Madam Serena', why don't you dig in the lower regions of your higher consciousness, and find the memory of your old ''boyfriend'': Billy.
--> '''Sarah''': -Laughing- The little kid who used to steal your bicycle?
--> '''Alan''': No-o, the ''big'' kid who probably took you to the movies. Come on Sarah.
--> '''Sarah''': Grow up... you're so immature.
--> '''Alan''': No ''you're'' immature!
--> '''Sara''': No, ''you'' are!
--> '''Alan''': No, you're the one that- ''I know you are but what am I?''

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--> '''Sarah''': -->'''Sarah:''' Do you have any idea what it's like to be known as the little girl who saw Alan Parrish murdered? Do you think ''anybody'' showed up at ''my'' fourteenth birthday party?
--> '''Alan''': Well-
party?\\
'''Alan:''' Well--
not even Billy Jessup? It's his kind of party I'll betcha.
--> '''Sarah''':
betcha.\\
'''Sarah:'''
Billy ''who?''
--> '''Alan''': We-
''who?''\\
'''Alan:''' We--
oh, what are you, an owl? What? Come on 'Madam Serena', why don't you dig in the lower regions of your higher consciousness, and find the memory of your old ''boyfriend'': Billy.
--> '''Sarah''': -Laughing-
Billy.\\
'''Sarah:''' ''[laughing]''
The little kid who used to steal your bicycle?
--> '''Alan''':
bicycle?\\
'''Alan:'''
No-o, the ''big'' kid who probably took you to the movies. Come on Sarah.
--> '''Sarah''':
on, Sarah.\\
'''Sarah:'''
Grow up... you're so immature. \n--> '''Alan''': \\
'''Alan:'''
No ''you're'' immature!
--> '''Sara''':
immature!\\
'''Sarah:'''
No, ''you'' are!
--> '''Alan''':
are!\\
'''Alan:'''
No, you're the one that- that-- ''I know you are but what am I?''



--> '''Judy''': *to Alan and Sarah* [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan Uh, hello? I'm rolling now]]! I'm gonna roll! \\
'''Peter''': *gives the dice to Judy* [[GetOnWithItAlready Here, just roll]]!

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--> '''Judy''': *to --->'''Judy:''' ''[to Alan and Sarah* Sarah]'' [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan Uh, hello? I'm rolling now]]! I'm gonna roll! \\
'''Peter''': *gives '''Peter:''' ''[gives the dice to Judy* Judy]'' [[GetOnWithItAlready Here, just roll]]!



--> '''Judy''': Price check! (uses scanner to blind Van Pelt momentarily)
--> '''Nearby cash register''': NO SALE

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--> '''Judy''': -->'''Judy:''' Price check! (uses ''[uses scanner to blind Van Pelt momentarily)
-->
momentarily]''\\
'''Nearby cash register''': register:''' NO SALE



-->'''Van Pelt:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe *incredulous look*]]

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-->'''Van Pelt:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe *incredulous look*]]''[[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe incredulous look]]]''
27th Feb '16 2:00:36 AM TitoMosquito
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** When Van Pelt fired several shots, one woman who was about to steal a board game (a regular one) leaves it and runs off.



* When Van Pelt starts shooting at the store, the looters run away, and one woman who was about to steal a board game (a regular one) leaves it and runs off.
13th Jan '16 2:45:29 AM TitoMosquito
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* When Van Pelt starts shooting, the looters run away, and one woman who was about to steal a game leaves it and runs off.

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* When Van Pelt starts shooting, shooting at the store, the looters run away, and one woman who was about to steal a board game (a regular one) leaves it and runs off.
18th Nov '15 10:44:41 PM JDButler
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* (Alan, stuck in the floor with giant spiders approaching "Peter, my dad kept an axe in the woodshed. Go get it!") Peter runs out o the shed, finds it padlocked, picks up an axe and starts chopping the lock, then realizes what he's doing.
22nd Sep '15 4:14:27 PM JDButler
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* (Alan, stuck in the floor with giant spiders approaching "Peter, my dad kept an axe in the woodshed. Go get it!") Peter runs out o the shed, finds it padlocked, picks up an axe and starts chopping the lock, then realizes what he's doing.
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