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!!The comic:
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--->'''Bat Lash:''' In light of that bizarre outcome, I have just added the existence of the Easter Bunny, trustworthy whores and unicorns to my ever-expanding list of probable creatures.
!!The film:
* A squad of soldiers come for Jonah when he's in Lilah's bedroom. His first response?
-->"Christ, woman, how many men do you see in a day?"
* "[[KilledMidSentence What happened to your face]]--"
-->"Cut mine shaving, what you do to yours?"
* Jonah and Lilah are chained up.
-->'''Jonah:''' You still got that derringer in your bustle?
-->'''Lilah:''' No, he took it.
-->'''Jonah:''' What about that knife in your garter?
-->'''Lilah:''' Took it.
-->'''Jonah:''' What about that--
-->'''Lilah:''' Took it all, Jonah.
-->'''Jonah:''' Well, searched you pretty darn good, didn't they?
-->'''Lilah:''' [[AllMenArePerverts Wouldn't you?]]
** Jonah then suggests she use her "feminine wiles" to lure the guard, only for Lilah to reveal she's picked the lock.
!!The film:
* A squad of soldiers come for Jonah when he's in Lilah's bedroom. His first response?
-->"Christ, woman, how many men do you see in a day?"
* "[[KilledMidSentence What happened to your face]]--"
-->"Cut mine shaving, what you do to yours?"
* Jonah and Lilah are chained up.
-->'''Jonah:''' You still got that derringer in your bustle?
-->'''Lilah:''' No, he took it.
-->'''Jonah:''' What about that knife in your garter?
-->'''Lilah:''' Took it.
-->'''Jonah:''' What about that--
-->'''Lilah:''' Took it all, Jonah.
-->'''Jonah:''' Well, searched you pretty darn good, didn't they?
-->'''Lilah:''' [[AllMenArePerverts Wouldn't you?]]
** Jonah then suggests she use her "feminine wiles" to lure the guard, only for Lilah to reveal she's picked the lock.
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--->'''Bat Lash:''' In light of that bizarre outcome, I have just added the existence of the Easter Bunny, trustworthy whores and unicorns to my ever-expanding list of probable creatures.
!!The film:
* A squad of soldiers come for Jonah when he's in Lilah's bedroom. His first response?
-->"Christ, woman, how many men do you see in a day?"
* "[[KilledMidSentence What happened to your face]]--"
-->"Cut mine shaving, what you do to yours?"
* Jonah and Lilah are chained up.
-->'''Jonah:''' You still got that derringer in your bustle?
-->'''Lilah:''' No, he took it.
-->'''Jonah:''' What about that knife in your garter?
-->'''Lilah:''' Took it.
-->'''Jonah:''' What about that--
-->'''Lilah:''' Took it all, Jonah.
-->'''Jonah:''' Well, searched you pretty darn good, didn't they?
-->'''Lilah:''' [[AllMenArePerverts Wouldn't you?]]
** Jonah then suggests she use her "feminine wiles" to lure the guard, only for Lilah to reveal she's picked the lock.creatures.
!!The film:
* A squad of soldiers come for Jonah when he's in Lilah's bedroom. His first response?
-->"Christ, woman, how many men do you see in a day?"
* "[[KilledMidSentence What happened to your face]]--"
-->"Cut mine shaving, what you do to yours?"
* Jonah and Lilah are chained up.
-->'''Jonah:''' You still got that derringer in your bustle?
-->'''Lilah:''' No, he took it.
-->'''Jonah:''' What about that knife in your garter?
-->'''Lilah:''' Took it.
-->'''Jonah:''' What about that--
-->'''Lilah:''' Took it all, Jonah.
-->'''Jonah:''' Well, searched you pretty darn good, didn't they?
-->'''Lilah:''' [[AllMenArePerverts Wouldn't you?]]
** Jonah then suggests she use her "feminine wiles" to lure the guard, only for Lilah to reveal she's picked the lock.
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** Jonah and Lilah are chained up.
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* The President's men come for Jonah when he's in Lilah's bedroom. His first response?
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* The President's men A squad of soldiers come for Jonah when he's in Lilah's bedroom. His first response?
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-->"Cut mine shaving, what you do to yours?"
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-->"Cut mine shaving, what you do to yours?"yours?"
** Jonah and Lilah are chained up.
-->'''Jonah:''' You still got that derringer in your bustle?
-->'''Lilah:''' No, he took it.
-->'''Jonah:''' What about that knife in your garter?
-->'''Lilah:''' Took it.
-->'''Jonah:''' What about that--
-->'''Lilah:''' Took it all, Jonah.
-->'''Jonah:''' Well, searched you pretty darn good, didn't they?
-->'''Lilah:''' [[AllMenArePerverts Wouldn't you?]]
** Jonah then suggests she use her "feminine wiles" to lure the guard, only for Lilah to reveal she's picked the lock.
** Jonah and Lilah are chained up.
-->'''Jonah:''' You still got that derringer in your bustle?
-->'''Lilah:''' No, he took it.
-->'''Jonah:''' What about that knife in your garter?
-->'''Lilah:''' Took it.
-->'''Jonah:''' What about that--
-->'''Lilah:''' Took it all, Jonah.
-->'''Jonah:''' Well, searched you pretty darn good, didn't they?
-->'''Lilah:''' [[AllMenArePerverts Wouldn't you?]]
** Jonah then suggests she use her "feminine wiles" to lure the guard, only for Lilah to reveal she's picked the lock.
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* Just about every appearance of Bat Lash guarantees hilarity due to Bat being a MotorMouth and Jonah the ComicallySerious:
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* Just about every appearance of Bat Lash ComicBook/BatLash guarantees hilarity due to Bat being a MotorMouth and Jonah the ComicallySerious:
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*** And later, when two mooks turn to burning skeletons after being shot by Hex.
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!!The comic:
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--> So tell me, mister. I'm curious. Do you perform the service of tumblin' over waterfalls in a coffin for your own amusement or is there a payin' audience hidden somewhere?
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--> Gambler by trade, womanizer by design, and outlaw by tragic error.
** In # 24 (a Halloween special), Jonah is possessed by El Diablo. Unfortunately for Hex, Bat Lash comes along for the ride.
--> '''Bat Lash:''' So that bank teller, Lazarus Lane, is possessed of an avenging hellion by the name of El Diablo who appears only when he sleeps? And now El Diablo has bestowed his hellish powers upon you for the duration of this task.\\
** In # 24 (a Halloween special), Jonah is possessed by El Diablo. Unfortunately for Hex, Bat Lash comes along for the ride.
--> '''Bat Lash:''' So that bank teller, Lazarus Lane, is possessed of an avenging hellion by the name of El Diablo who appears only when he sleeps? And now El Diablo has bestowed his hellish powers upon you for the duration of this task.\\
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* In # 24 (a Halloween special), Jonah is possessed by El Diablo. Unfortunately for Hex, Bat Lash comes along for the ride.
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:: And later, when two mooks turn to burning skeletons after being shot by Hex[=:=]
--> '''Bat Lash:''' In light of that bizarre outcome, I have just added the existence of the Easter Bunny, trustworthy whores and unicorns to my ever-expanding list of probable creatures.
--> '''Bat Lash:''' In light of that bizarre outcome, I have just added the existence of the Easter Bunny, trustworthy whores and unicorns to my ever-expanding list of probable creatures.
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--> '''Bat
--->'''Bat Lash:''' In light of that bizarre outcome, I have just added the existence of the Easter Bunny, trustworthy whores and unicorns to my ever-expanding list of probable
!!The film:
* The President's men come for Jonah when he's in Lilah's bedroom. His first response?
-->"Christ, woman, how many men do you see in a day?"
* "[[KilledMidSentence What happened to your face]]--"
-->"Cut mine shaving, what you do to yours?"
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:: And later, when two mooks turn to burning skeletons after being shot by Hex:
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:: And later, when two mooks turn to burning skeletons after being shot by Hex:Hex[=:=]
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* Just about every appearance of Bat Lash guarantees hilarity due to Bat being a MotorMouth and Jonah the ComicallySerious:
** In his first appearance, Bat Lash meets Jonah when the latter has been sent down the river in a coffin, breaking after going over a waterfall.
--> So tell me, mister. I'm curious. Do you perform the service of tumblin' over waterfalls in a coffin for your own amusement or is there a payin' audience hidden somewhere?
** Bat Lash's self-introduction:
--> Gambler by trade, womanizer by design, and outlaw by tragic error.
** In # 24 (a Halloween special), Jonah is possessed by El Diablo. Unfortunately for Hex, Bat Lash comes along for the ride.
--> '''Bat Lash:''' So that bank teller, Lazarus Lane, is possessed of an avenging hellion by the name of El Diablo who appears only when he sleeps? And now El Diablo has bestowed his hellish powers upon you for the duration of this task.\\
'''Jonah:''' Ah know how it sounds.\\
'''Bat Lash:''' Considering your current unnatural state, I'm inclined to believe all manner of things heretofore belonging formerly to the realm of fantasy, including the existence of Saint Nicholas, leprechauns and cyclopean monsters.
:: And later, when two mooks turn to burning skeletons after being shot by Hex:
--> '''Bat Lash:''' In light of that bizarre outcome, I have just added the existence of the Easter Bunny, trustworthy whores and unicorns to my ever-expanding list of probable creatures.
** In his first appearance, Bat Lash meets Jonah when the latter has been sent down the river in a coffin, breaking after going over a waterfall.
--> So tell me, mister. I'm curious. Do you perform the service of tumblin' over waterfalls in a coffin for your own amusement or is there a payin' audience hidden somewhere?
** Bat Lash's self-introduction:
--> Gambler by trade, womanizer by design, and outlaw by tragic error.
** In # 24 (a Halloween special), Jonah is possessed by El Diablo. Unfortunately for Hex, Bat Lash comes along for the ride.
--> '''Bat Lash:''' So that bank teller, Lazarus Lane, is possessed of an avenging hellion by the name of El Diablo who appears only when he sleeps? And now El Diablo has bestowed his hellish powers upon you for the duration of this task.\\
'''Jonah:''' Ah know how it sounds.\\
'''Bat Lash:''' Considering your current unnatural state, I'm inclined to believe all manner of things heretofore belonging formerly to the realm of fantasy, including the existence of Saint Nicholas, leprechauns and cyclopean monsters.
:: And later, when two mooks turn to burning skeletons after being shot by Hex:
--> '''Bat Lash:''' In light of that bizarre outcome, I have just added the existence of the Easter Bunny, trustworthy whores and unicorns to my ever-expanding list of probable creatures.
