History Funny / JohnDoe

6th Aug '17 3:43:34 PM Lullaby22
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'''John:''' Judging by it's hand-dyed, two strand yarns, that's actually Australian spun wool. Did you know the Australian government permits the slaughter of five million kangaroos annually? They consider them pests because they eat the grass the ranchers need for their sheep. [[DeadpanSnarker Nice chatting with you.]]

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'''John:''' Judging by it's its hand-dyed, two strand yarns, that's actually Australian spun wool. Did you know the Australian government permits the slaughter of five million kangaroos annually? They consider them pests because they eat the grass the ranchers need for their sheep. [[DeadpanSnarker Nice chatting with you.]]
6th Aug '17 11:08:28 AM Lullaby22
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* On the way to a meet a physics professor in "Past Imperfect", John and Karen are hassled by a pretentious hippie type who's ticked off about Karen's leather shoes. John shuts him down in hilarious (and [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]] fashion:

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* On the way to a meet a physics professor in "Past Imperfect", John and Karen are hassled by a pretentious hippie type who's ticked off about Karen's leather shoes. John shuts him down in hilarious (and [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]] awesome]]) fashion:
6th Aug '17 10:54:38 AM Lullaby22
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'''John:''' [[DeadpanSnarker No bull. That's the whole point.]] Your sweater, on the other hand...

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'''John:''' [[DeadpanSnarker No bull. That's the whole point.]] Your sweater, on the other hand...\\
6th Aug '17 10:54:19 AM Lullaby22
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--> '''John''': Both...neither. I don't know. Good question, though...

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--> '''John''': Both...neither. I don't know. Good question, though...though...
* On the way to a meet a physics professor in "Past Imperfect", John and Karen are hassled by a pretentious hippie type who's ticked off about Karen's leather shoes. John shuts him down in hilarious (and [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]] fashion:
-->'''Hippie:''' You know many living creatures had to die so you could strut around wearing the latest fashion?\\
'''John:''' Zero. Her shoes are crafted from Clarino, a synthetic leather alternative perforated for breathability, designed to fit around the foot to give the same look and feel as leather.\\
'''Hippie:''' Bull.\\
'''John:''' [[DeadpanSnarker No bull. That's the whole point.]] Your sweater, on the other hand...
'''Hippie:''' It's wool. No sheep had to die for this.\\
'''John:''' Judging by it's hand-dyed, two strand yarns, that's actually Australian spun wool. Did you know the Australian government permits the slaughter of five million kangaroos annually? They consider them pests because they eat the grass the ranchers need for their sheep. [[DeadpanSnarker Nice chatting with you.]]
14th Sep '14 1:15:20 PM Richie_Adler
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* The scene in "Mind Games" when John realizes that ''dispite'' his knowledge of vertually everything else. He knows ''nothing'' about kids.

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* The scene in "Mind Games" when John realizes that ''dispite'' ''despite'' his knowledge of vertually virtually everything else. He else, he knows ''nothing'' about kids.
27th May '14 11:56:27 AM firejewel
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* I always liked this line from the episode "John Deux".

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* I always liked this This line from the episode "John Deux".



* "There are 342,204 inactive social security numbers allocated to dead or missing persons. So, I had my pick of names." So naturally... he picks John Doe.
* I liked the scene in "Mind Games" when John realizes that ''dispite'' his knowledge of vertually everything else. He knows ''nothing'' about kids.

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* "There are 342,204 inactive social security numbers allocated to dead or missing persons. So, I had my pick of names." "
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So naturally... he picks John Doe.
* I liked the The scene in "Mind Games" when John realizes that ''dispite'' his knowledge of vertually everything else. He knows ''nothing'' about kids.
27th May '14 11:55:43 AM firejewel
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* Just about all of Detective Hayes' wise-cracks are crowning moments of funny.

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* Just about all of [[DeadpanSnarker Detective Hayes' wise-cracks are crowning moments of funny.Hayes']] wise-cracks.
7th Nov '13 11:22:38 AM Anarquistador
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* In "Illegal Alien," Avery asks John if he knows anything about any clandestine space program experiences, and he says he doesn't. The goofy expression of joy on John's face when he realizes he doesn't know something is priceless.

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* In "Illegal Alien," Avery asks John if he knows anything about any clandestine space program experiences, experiments, and he says he doesn't. The goofy expression of joy on John's face when he realizes he doesn't know something is priceless.
5th Mar '13 9:14:29 AM Anarquistador
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--> '''Avery''': Do you mean there's isn't one? Or it's so secret that not even ''you'' know about?

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--> '''Avery''': Do you Does that mean there's isn't one? Or it's so secret that not even ''you'' know about?about it?
5th Mar '13 8:33:40 AM Anarquistador
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* In "Illegal Alien," Avery asks John if he knows anything about any clandestine space program experiences, and he says he doesn't. The goofy expression of joy on John's face when he realizes he doesn't know something is priceless.
--> '''Avery''': Do you mean there's isn't one? Or it's so secret that not even ''you'' know about?
--> '''John''': Both...neither. I don't know. Good question, though...
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