History Funny / JohnDiesAtTheEnd

17th May '15 9:33:37 PM PsychoGecko
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* John dick-whipped a guy. Maybe. Dave doesn't know if that means he whipped him in the dick or if he whipped him with a weapon in the same manner he would whip with his dick. Either way, Dave didn't want to know for sure.

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* John dick-whipped a guy. Maybe. Dave doesn't know if that means he whipped him in the dick or if he whipped him with a weapon in the same manner he would whip with his dick. Either way, Dave didn't want to know for sure.
17th May '15 9:19:03 PM PsychoGecko
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* Dave talking about how random songs have their lyrics replaced, such as a version of "Stairway To Heaven" that lists every reason he's destined for Hell, but can't rhyme for shit.

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* Dave talking about how random songs have their lyrics replaced, such as a version of "Stairway To Heaven" that lists every reason he's destined for Hell, but can't rhyme for shit.shit.
* John dick-whipped a guy. Maybe. Dave doesn't know if that means he whipped him in the dick or if he whipped him with a weapon in the same manner he would whip with his dick. Either way, Dave didn't want to know for sure.
* Every time Shitload fights someone, he hits them in the balls, with every single punch.
* In a very politically incorrect way, the shadow person's possessed sports broadcast.
* When John gets ready to open up a can of whoopass, he announces that he's serving up Kung Fu Chicken, and it's ALL YOU CAN EAT.
16th Apr '14 4:27:45 AM Zadia
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--> John: ''Oh, guess I can't do that then. Got your ATM card?''

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--> John: ''Oh, guess I can't do that then. Got your ATM card?''card?''
* Dave talking about how random songs have their lyrics replaced, such as a version of "Stairway To Heaven" that lists every reason he's destined for Hell, but can't rhyme for shit.
10th Apr '14 11:43:00 AM MadMarv
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--> John: ''Oh, guess I can't do that then. Got your ATM card?

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--> John: ''Oh, guess I can't do that then. Got your ATM card?card?''
10th Apr '14 11:42:33 AM MadMarv
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* This exchange from the movie.
-->'''John:''' (Talking to Dave over a [[MakesSenseInContext bratdog]])''I need you to get a taxi''
-->'''Dave:''' I can't. I had five dollars, and spent three of them on the brat.
-->'''John:''' ''...Three dollars? are you fucking serious?''

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* This exchange from the movie.
exchange.
-->'''John:''' (Talking to Dave over a [[MakesSenseInContext bratdog]])''I bratwurst]])''I need you to get a taxi''
-->'''Dave:''' I can't. I had five dollars, and spent three of them on the brat.
bratwurst.
-->'''John:''' ''...Three ''The Bratwurst cost three dollars? are Holy crap. Okay, look under the Bratwurst, you fucking serious?''should find a hundred dollar bill.''
--> Dave: *Checks* Nope, nothing.
--> John: ''Oh, guess I can't do that then. Got your ATM card?
8th Apr '14 4:45:34 PM MadMarv
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* The entire basketball scene, where Dave and John are playing basketball until the ball falls into a portal to an alternate post-apocalyptic dimension. They then follow after it and continue the game even while being pestered by CrazyHomelessPeople, flying baboons with clubs and robots, and when members of LaResistance appear and try to recruit them to save they world they just leave to continue the game back in their universe. [[HeroOfAnotherStory Then four random kids wander into the portal and save the world themselves.]]

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* The entire basketball scene, where Dave and John are playing basketball until the ball falls into a portal to an alternate post-apocalyptic dimension. They then follow after it and continue the game even while being pestered by CrazyHomelessPeople, flying baboons with clubs and robots, and when members of LaResistance appear and try to recruit them to save they world they just leave to continue the game back in their universe. [[HeroOfAnotherStory Then four random kids wander into the portal and save the world themselves.]]]]
*This exchange from the movie.
-->'''John:''' (Talking to Dave over a [[MakesSenseInContext bratdog]])''I need you to get a taxi''
-->'''Dave:''' I can't. I had five dollars, and spent three of them on the brat.
-->'''John:''' ''...Three dollars? are you fucking serious?''
6th Apr '14 3:38:00 PM Akriloth2160
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* Two words: ''Camel. Holocaust''.

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* Two words: ''Camel. Holocaust''.''[[WordSaladLyrics Camel.]] [[StylisticSuck Holocaust]]''.
24th Feb '14 11:24:10 PM SuperLlama
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* "We need you to shit the bomb, Molly. Shit it! Shit the bomb!"

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* "We need you to shit the bomb, Molly. Shit it! Shit the bomb!"bomb!"
* The entire basketball scene, where Dave and John are playing basketball until the ball falls into a portal to an alternate post-apocalyptic dimension. They then follow after it and continue the game even while being pestered by CrazyHomelessPeople, flying baboons with clubs and robots, and when members of LaResistance appear and try to recruit them to save they world they just leave to continue the game back in their universe. [[HeroOfAnotherStory Then four random kids wander into the portal and save the world themselves.]]
1st Aug '13 2:21:58 PM glasnost
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* Big Jim's novel, a horrific Edgar Rice Burroughs knockoff with shades of ''{{The Eye Of Argon}}''.

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* Big Jim's novel, a horrific Edgar Rice Burroughs knockoff with shades of ''{{The Eye Of Argon}}''.Argon}}''.
* "We need you to shit the bomb, Molly. Shit it! Shit the bomb!"
15th Jul '13 7:24:24 AM Eegah
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* "...Had a gorilla riding a giant crab not leapt out of the woods and eaten two of them. You heard me."

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* "...Had a gorilla riding a giant crab not leapt out of the woods and eaten two of them. You heard me.""
* Big Jim's novel, a horrific Edgar Rice Burroughs knockoff with shades of ''{{The Eye Of Argon}}''.
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