History Funny / JohnCarter

17th Dec '16 11:05:43 AM ilovehirohamada
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* In the scene where John is initiated with the other Thark hatchlings, Sola tries to remove his boots. Finding it impossible to remove them, she just shrugs, as if to say, "What- What am I supposed to do? They won't come off."

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* In the scene where John is initiated with the other Thark hatchlings, Sola tries to remove his boots. Finding it impossible to remove them, she just shrugs, as if to say, "What- What "Wh-What am I supposed to do? They won't come off."
14th Nov '16 2:48:08 PM ShadowFighter88
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* The moment near the beginning where John lunges at the Union troops who've come to collect him...and is instantly knocked out. When he wakes up in a chair in front of a Colonel, John ''lunges'' at the officer, punching his would-be captors and...SmashCut to John back in the chair, now handcuffed. The Colonel starts talking, and John ''leaps up again!'' [[spoiler:SmashCut to John being thrown into a holding cell]].

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* The moment near the beginning where John lunges at the Union troops who've come to collect him...and is instantly knocked out. When he wakes up in a chair in front of a Colonel, John ''lunges'' at the officer, punching his would-be captors and...SmashCut to John back in the chair, now handcuffed. The Colonel starts talking, and John ''leaps up again!'' again'' to dive out the window! [[spoiler:SmashCut to John being thrown into a holding cell]].
29th Oct '16 8:31:52 PM adbrown
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** The best part is just as he enters the room John's being held in. First he slams the door into two guards and strolls in all nonchalantly and says.
-->'''Kantos Kan''': Ah Zadanga, where the men are as limited as the menu. And the woman, are as hard as the beds.

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** The best part is just as he enters the room John's being held in. First he slams the door into two guards and strolls in all nonchalantly and says.
corrects Carter about where they are.
-->'''Kantos Kan''': Ah Zadanga, where Zodanga. Where the men are as limited as the menu. And menu, and the woman, are as hard as the beds.


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** Moments later, when Carter attempts to inspire Tars by repeating something Tars had told him earlier:
-->'''Carter''': Leave a Thark his head and one hand and he may yet conquer!
-->'''Tars Tarkas''': Your spirit annoys me.
18th Oct '16 7:47:17 PM ilovehirohamada
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* In the scene where John is initiated with the other Thark hatchlings, Sola tries to remove his boots. Finding it impossible to remove them, she just shrugs, as if to say, "What- What am I supposed to do? They won't come off."
17th Oct '16 6:43:20 PM ilovehirohamada
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-->'''John''': Give me your hand! You got ''four'' hands, just give me ''one!''

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-->'''John''': Give me your hand! You got ''four'' damn hands, just give me ''one!''''one!''
** There's also Tal Hajus getting bored of the white ape not killing John and Tars, so he flatly tells the guards to ''release another one''. And John's reaction, rather than OhCrap, is just a sigh of exasperation as if to say, "Oh, come ''on''."
18th Apr '15 10:24:58 AM ilovehirohamada
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-->'''John''': SHUT IT!

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-->'''John''': SHUT IT! HE'S SAYIN'-- ''[doesn't finish line]''
11th Sep '13 6:14:03 AM SeptimusHeap
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* [[MyNameIsNotDurwood "Virg]][[RunningGag inia!"]]

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* [[MyNameIsNotDurwood [[AccidentalMisnaming "Virg]][[RunningGag inia!"]]
26th Jul '13 5:55:14 PM firejewel
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** The best part is just as he enters the room John's being held in. First he slams the door into two guards and strolls in all nonchalantly and says.
-->'''Kantos Kan''': Ah Zadanga, where the men are as limited as the menu. And the woman, are as hard as the beds.
21st Mar '13 2:05:42 PM Twoie92
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-->'''John''': Give me your hand! You got ''four'' hands, just give me ''one!''

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-->'''John''': Give me your hand! You got ''four'' hands, just give me ''one!''''one!''
* Behold the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5QNnOOGBts Barsoom Bloopers]].
** "Oh my God! Ahhh! Ahhh!"
** Fighting with a cape is harder than it looks.
** John falling flat on his face.
** This:
-->'''Colonel''': What the hell's he saying?!
-->'''John''': SHUT IT!
-->'''Colonel''':...Well, don't get so irritable.
** This is probably the first time ever where the ''camera man'' falls over instead of one of the actors.
** The clumsy way the American soldier takes the fall.
** The DancePartyEnding.
6th Nov '12 11:18:39 PM AaronHong
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* John Carter is thrown into a cell with a badly beaten Tars Tarkas, who's too weak even to stand but comforts himself that at least his daughter is in the afterlife with her mother as John promised. John then hesitantly explains that his daughter is alive and also a prisoner -- an enraged Tars Tarkas [[BerserkButton gets to his feet]] and starts throttling John. Then collapses on top of him from over-exertion.

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* John Carter is thrown into a cell with a badly beaten Tars Tarkas, who's too weak even to stand but comforts himself that at least his daughter is in the afterlife with her mother as John promised. John then hesitantly explains that his daughter is alive and also a prisoner -- an enraged Tars Tarkas [[BerserkButton gets to his feet]] and starts throttling John. Then collapses on top of him from over-exertion.over-exertion.
* John and Tas Tarkas in the arena:
-->'''John''': Give me your hand! You got ''four'' hands, just give me ''one!''
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