History Funny / JohnCarter

18th Apr '15 10:24:58 AM ilovehirohamada
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-->'''John''': SHUT IT!

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-->'''John''': SHUT IT! HE'S SAYIN'-- ''[doesn't finish line]''
11th Sep '13 6:14:03 AM SeptimusHeap
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* [[MyNameIsNotDurwood "Virg]][[RunningGag inia!"]]

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* [[MyNameIsNotDurwood [[AccidentalMisnaming "Virg]][[RunningGag inia!"]]
26th Jul '13 5:55:14 PM firejewel
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** The best part is just as he enters the room John's being held in. First he slams the door into two guards and strolls in all nonchalantly and says.
-->'''Kantos Kan''': Ah Zadanga, where the men are as limited as the menu. And the woman, are as hard as the beds.
21st Mar '13 2:05:42 PM Twoie92
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-->'''John''': Give me your hand! You got ''four'' hands, just give me ''one!''

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-->'''John''': Give me your hand! You got ''four'' hands, just give me ''one!''''one!''
* Behold the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5QNnOOGBts Barsoom Bloopers]].
** "Oh my God! Ahhh! Ahhh!"
** Fighting with a cape is harder than it looks.
** John falling flat on his face.
** This:
-->'''Colonel''': What the hell's he saying?!
-->'''John''': SHUT IT!
-->'''Colonel''':...Well, don't get so irritable.
** This is probably the first time ever where the ''camera man'' falls over instead of one of the actors.
** The clumsy way the American soldier takes the fall.
** The DancePartyEnding.
6th Nov '12 11:18:39 PM AaronHong
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* John Carter is thrown into a cell with a badly beaten Tars Tarkas, who's too weak even to stand but comforts himself that at least his daughter is in the afterlife with her mother as John promised. John then hesitantly explains that his daughter is alive and also a prisoner -- an enraged Tars Tarkas [[BerserkButton gets to his feet]] and starts throttling John. Then collapses on top of him from over-exertion.

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* John Carter is thrown into a cell with a badly beaten Tars Tarkas, who's too weak even to stand but comforts himself that at least his daughter is in the afterlife with her mother as John promised. John then hesitantly explains that his daughter is alive and also a prisoner -- an enraged Tars Tarkas [[BerserkButton gets to his feet]] and starts throttling John. Then collapses on top of him from over-exertion.over-exertion.
* John and Tas Tarkas in the arena:
-->'''John''': Give me your hand! You got ''four'' hands, just give me ''one!''
9th Jun '12 9:53:20 PM JackPumpkinhead
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* John Carter is thrown into a cell with a badly beaten Tars Tarkas, who's too weak even to stand but comforts himself that at least his daughter is in the afterlife with her mother as John promised. John then hesitantly explains that his daughter is alive and also a prisoner -- an enraged Tars Tarkas [[BerserkButton gets to his feet]] and starts throttling John.

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* John Carter is thrown into a cell with a badly beaten Tars Tarkas, who's too weak even to stand but comforts himself that at least his daughter is in the afterlife with her mother as John promised. John then hesitantly explains that his daughter is alive and also a prisoner -- an enraged Tars Tarkas [[BerserkButton gets to his feet]] and starts throttling John. Then collapses on top of him from over-exertion.
30th May '12 2:21:43 PM LycaonMoon
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* [[MyNameIsNotDurwood "Virginia!"]]

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* [[MyNameIsNotDurwood "Virginia!"]]"Virg]][[RunningGag inia!"]]
23rd Apr '12 10:14:37 PM thegoodsamaritan
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** Even funnier? After the second SmashCut, the Colonel's nose is bandaged.
8th Apr '12 4:14:42 AM Odon
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-->'''Tars''': (''in Martian'') Hell are you?

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-->'''Tars''': (''in Martian'') Hell are you?you?
* John Carter is thrown into a cell with a badly beaten Tars Tarkas, who's too weak even to stand but comforts himself that at least his daughter is in the afterlife with her mother as John promised. John then hesitantly explains that his daughter is alive and also a prisoner -- an enraged Tars Tarkas [[BerserkButton gets to his feet]] and starts throttling John.
14th Mar '12 1:47:39 PM ZimsMostLoyalServant
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* When John, in the heat of battle on the flying ships, tries to leap to his feet after being knocked down and inadvertently leaps into the air and straight into the ceiling.

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* When John, in the heat of battle on the flying ships, tries to leap to his feet after being knocked down and inadvertently leaps into the air and straight into the ceiling.ceiling.
* John and Tars Tarkas' first reaction to each other:
-->'''John''': What the-
-->'''Tars''': (''in Martian'') Hell are you?
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