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* The flashbacks to Joe as a child. Seeing Dewey from ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle'' with a mullet.
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* Joe meets an old woman who tells him her ex-husband was a police sketch artist before he died, and when Joe expresses his condolences, she responds with an utterly casual, “Nah, I killed him.”
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** "Woah, woah, woah, you're talkin' to my guy all wrong! Do that again, I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soldering iron!"

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** "Woah, woah, woah, you're "Hey! You’re talkin' to my guy all wrong! wrong. It’s the wrong tone. Do that it again, I'm gonna I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron!"iron."
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'''Cajun Man''': (''frustrated'') No, no, no, no! ''Home is where you make it!''. Home! Where you make it.\\

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'''Cajun Man''': (''frustrated'') No, no, no, no! ''Home is where you make it!''. it!'' Home! Where you make it.\\
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'''Joe''': [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Guy likes to see homos naked]]. That doesn't help me.

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'''Joe''': [[CompletelyMissingThePoint [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Guy likes to see homos naked]]. That doesn't help me.

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* While holding a bunch of tourists hostage with an atom bomb, [[spoiler:actually a septic tank]], Joe points to an attractive woman and says, "Now you! Show me them boobies!"

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* While holding Joe holds a bunch of tourists hostage with an atom bomb, [[spoiler:actually a septic tank]], supposed "atom bomb":
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Joe points to an attractive woman and says, "Now you! Show me them boobies!"boobies!"
** When the sheriff realizes that the "atom bomb" is actually a camper's septic tank, he takes a hammer to the top and poop starts pouring over Joe.
--->'''Joe''': (''at an outdoor shower'') I got the poo on me!



'''Joe''': [[SustainedMisunderstanding You like to see homos naked]], [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat that's cool man, whatever]].

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'''Joe''': [[SustainedMisunderstanding You like to see homos naked]], [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat that's cool man, whatever]].\\
'''Cajun Man''': (''frustrated'') No, no, no, no! ''Home is where you make it!''. Home! Where you make it.\\
'''Joe''': Oh!\\
'''Cajun Man''': Ev'body know that. Goddamn, boy. (''walks away'')\\
'''Joe''': [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Guy likes to see homos naked]]. That doesn't help me.
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* While holding a bunch of tourists hostage with an atom bomb, [[spoiler:actually a septic tank]], Joe points to a hot girl and says, "Now you! Show me them boobies!"

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* While holding a bunch of tourists hostage with an atom bomb, [[spoiler:actually a septic tank]], Joe points to a hot girl an attractive woman and says, "Now you! Show me them boobies!"
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** Becomes a ChekhovsGun when Joe meets the late Charlie's identical son Junior, born from this encounter, which [[FridgeBrilliance wouldn't have happened if Joe hasn't stopped Brandy from removing the dog's frozen testicles with garden shears]].
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* All of Clem's scenes, really.

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* All of Clem's [[Creator/ChristopherWalken Clem's]] scenes, really.
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'''Joe''': [[SustainedMisunderstanding You like to see homos naked, that's cool man, whatever]].

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'''Joe''': [[SustainedMisunderstanding You like to see homos naked, naked]], [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat that's cool man, whatever]].
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** Later, he's seen dancing in the hallway while mopping the floor, then stops and talks into a mirror:

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** Later, he's seen dancing in the hallway while mopping the floor, then stops and talks into to a mirror: wall-mounted fire hose:
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--->'''Clem''': What you say? Whoa! You're talkin' to me all wrong. It's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll smash your skull in with a soldering iron! Is that right? Let me tell ya something', huh? Does your mother sew? BOOM! Get her to sew that!

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--->'''Clem''': What you say? Whoa! You're talkin' to me all wrong. It's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll smash your skull stab you in the face with a soldering iron! Is that right? Let me tell ya something', huh? Does your mother sew? BOOM! Get her to sew that!
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'''Joe''': You like to see homos naked, that's cool man, whatever.

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'''Joe''': [[SustainedMisunderstanding You like to see homos naked, that's cool man, whatever.whatever]].
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* Joe finds his family home, but it's been abandoned for 15 years. So he sits on the dilapidated swing in the front yard... which promptly breaks, dropping him flat on his back.
** He only learns how long the house had been abandoned from a man with a ''very'' thick Cajun accent (Farmer Fran from ''Film/TheWaterboy''), who eventually gives him sound advice.
--->'''Cajun Man''': Nah, home is where you make it.\\
'''Joe''': Ya like to see homos naked?\\
'''Cajun Man''': (''Repeats it more firmly'') Home. Is where you make it.\\
'''Joe''': You like to see homos naked, that's cool man, whatever.
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** And all subsequent scenes have people asking about what they'd heard Bob did to Joe.
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* In an accident, Brandy's dad tells Charlie the dog to get help from Joe and Brandy. So Charlie runs off, and the guy hopes that he makes it in time...[[GilliganCut cut to]] Charlie mating with a female dog along with the song "Atomic Dog."

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* In an accident, After getting his foot trapped in some railroad track with a train inbound, Brandy's dad tells Charlie the dog to get help from Joe and Brandy. So Charlie runs off, and the guy hopes that he makes it in time...[[GilliganCut cut to]] Charlie mating with a female dog along with the song "Atomic Dog."
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--->'''Clem''': What you say? Whoa! You're talkin' to me all wrong. It's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll smash your skull in with a soldering iron! Is that right? Let me tell ya something', huh? Does your mother sow? BOOM! Get her to sow that!

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--->'''Clem''': What you say? Whoa! You're talkin' to me all wrong. It's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll smash your skull in with a soldering iron! Is that right? Let me tell ya something', huh? Does your mother sow? sew? BOOM! Get her to sow sew that!

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** Clem's new alias at the end: "Gert B. Frobe."

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** Clem's new alias at the end: "Gert "[[Film/{{Goldfinger}} Gert B. Frobe."]]"
** "Woah, woah, woah, you're talkin' to my guy all wrong! Do that again, I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soldering iron!"

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* Buffalo Bob, a parody of [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Buffalo Bill]], who holds Joe captive.
-->'''Buffalo Bob''': It puts the lotion on! You have no idea what kind of hell [[SuddenlyShouting I CAN BRING YOU!!!]]
** Joe, in his hole in Buffalo Bob's basement, checks out a car magazine while his captor strikes a pose.



--->Clem: What you say? Whoa! You're talkin' to me all wrong. It's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll smash your skull in with a soldering iron! Is that right? Let me tell ya something', huh? Does your mother sow? BOOM! Get her to sow that!

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--->Clem: --->'''Clem''': What you say? Whoa! You're talkin' to me all wrong. It's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll smash your skull in with a soldering iron! Is that right? Let me tell ya something', huh? Does your mother sow? BOOM! Get her to sow that!



* Buffalo Bob, a parody of [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Buffalo Bill]], who holds Joe captive.
-->'''Buffalo Bob''': It puts the lotion on! You have no idea what kind of hell [[SuddenlyShouting I CAN BRING YOU!!!]]
** Joe, in his hole in Buffalo Bob's basement, checks out a car magazine while his captor strikes a pose.

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* In an accident, Brandy's dad tells Charlie the dog to get help from Joe and Brandy. So Charlie runs off, and the guy hopes that he makes it in time...[[GilliganCut cut to]] Charlie mating with a female dog along with the song "Atomic Dog".
* After Clem's DisneyDeath, Joe talks to his supposedly dead body about how he's in heaven with his wife now and starts listing all her sexy physical qualities...while [[RagingStiffie the sheet covering Clem slowly begins to rise in the middle]].
* While holding a bunch of tourists hostage with an atom bomb, [[spoiler:actually a septic tank]], Joe points to a hot girl and says, "Now you! Show me them boobies!"

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* In an accident, Brandy's dad tells Charlie the dog to get help from Joe and Brandy. So Charlie runs off, and the guy hopes that he makes it in time...[[GilliganCut cut to]] Charlie mating with a female dog along with the song "Atomic Dog".
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* All of Clem's scenes, really.
** His introductory scene, where he tells Joe his fake {{backstory}} and his hot wife.
** Later, he's seen dancing in the hallway while mopping the floor, then stops and talks into a mirror:
--->Clem: What you say? Whoa! You're talkin' to me all wrong. It's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll smash your skull in with a soldering iron! Is that right? Let me tell ya something', huh? Does your mother sow? BOOM! Get her to sow that!
** After he rescues the kids in the science classroom from killer mustard gas and everyone starts hailing him as a hero, Clem makes them praise Joe as the hero instead.
** A brilliant bit of BlackComedy: Clem, revealed to be a crime boss in witness protection, killed his attackers as he supposedly died.
** Clem's new alias at the end: "Gert B. Frobe."
* Buffalo Bob, a parody of [[Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Buffalo Bill]], who holds Joe captive.
-->'''Buffalo Bob''': It puts the lotion on! You have no idea what kind of hell [[SuddenlyShouting I CAN BRING YOU!!!]]
** Joe, in his hole in Buffalo Bob's basement, checks out a car magazine while his captor strikes a pose.
* After Clem's DisneyDeath, Joe talks to his supposedly dead body about how he's in heaven Heaven with his wife now and starts listing all her sexy physical qualities...while [[RagingStiffie the sheet covering Clem slowly begins to rise in the middle]].
* While holding a bunch of tourists hostage with an atom bomb, [[spoiler:actually a septic tank]], Joe points to a hot girl and says, "Now you! Show me them boobies!"boobies!"
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* In an accident, Brandy's dad tells Charlie the dog to get help from Joe and Brandy. So Charlie runs off, and the guys hopes that he makes it in time...[[GilliganCut cut to]] Charlie mating with a female dog along with the song "Atomic Dog".

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* In an accident, Brandy's dad tells Charlie the dog to get help from Joe and Brandy. So Charlie runs off, and the guys guy hopes that he makes it in time...[[GilliganCut cut to]] Charlie mating with a female dog along with the song "Atomic Dog".
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* After Clem's DisneyDeath, Joe talks to his supposedly dead body about how he's in heaven with his wife now and starts listing all her sexy physical qualities...while [[RagingStiffie the sheet covering Clem slowly begins to rise in the middle]].

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* After Clem's DisneyDeath, Joe talks to his supposedly dead body about how he's in heaven with his wife now and starts listing all her sexy physical qualities...while [[RagingStiffie the sheet covering Clem slowly begins to rise in the middle]].middle]].
* While holding a bunch of tourists hostage with an atom bomb, [[spoiler:actually a septic tank]], Joe points to a hot girl and says, "Now you! Show me them boobies!"
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* After Clem's DisneyDeath, Joe talks to his supposedly dead body about how he's in heaven with his wife now and starts listing all her sexy physical qualities...while [[RagingStiffy the sheet covering Clem slowly begins to rise in the middle]].

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* After Clem's DisneyDeath, Joe talks to his supposedly dead body about how he's in heaven with his wife now and starts listing all her sexy physical qualities...while [[RagingStiffy [[RagingStiffie the sheet covering Clem slowly begins to rise in the middle]].
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* In an accident, Brandy's dad tells Charlie the dog to get help from Joe and Brandy. So Charlie runs off, and the guys hopes that he makes it in time...[[GilliganCut cut to]] Charlie mating with a female dog along with the song "Atomic Dog".

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* In an accident, Brandy's dad tells Charlie the dog to get help from Joe and Brandy. So Charlie runs off, and the guys hopes that he makes it in time...[[GilliganCut cut to]] Charlie mating with a female dog along with the song "Atomic Dog".Dog".
* After Clem's DisneyDeath, Joe talks to his supposedly dead body about how he's in heaven with his wife now and starts listing all her sexy physical qualities...while [[RagingStiffy the sheet covering Clem slowly begins to rise in the middle]].
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* In an accident, Brandy's dad tells Charlie the dog to get help from Joe and Brandy. So Charlie runs off, and the guys hopes that he makes it in time...[[GilliganCut cut to]] Charlie mating with a female dog along with the song "Atomic Dog".

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