History Funny / JasonX

1st Oct '17 12:52:18 AM StevieWillShowYou
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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much [[DrugsAreBad they love drugs]] and [[DeathBySex premarital sex]] (verbatim)[[note]]"We ''love'' premarital sex!"[[/note]], strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
** In the novelization, Jason is so dumbstruck by the behavior of the holograms that he ''briefly assumes they're mentally retarded''.
*** Let's reiterate this. JASON. Almost the POSTER BOY for mentally handicapped serial killers wonders if two camper women are JUST AS RETARDED as he is if not more. LET THAT SINK IN.
** And to hit the CallBack to ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood Part VII]]'' home more, he swings the co-ed one last time, not on the other co-ed, but ''on the tree''.

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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much [[DrugsAreBad they love drugs]] and [[DeathBySex premarital sex]] (verbatim)[[note]]"We ''love'' premarital sex!"[[/note]], strip sex!"[[/note]] before they take off their clothes and lay lie down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and back to the simulation: Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, bags and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy his own twisted version of a co-ed pillow fight.
** In the novelization, Jason is so dumbstruck by the behavior of the holograms that he ''briefly assumes they're women causes Jason to briefly assume ''they are mentally retarded''.
*** Let's reiterate this. JASON. Almost the POSTER BOY
retarded''. Jason Voorhees--the slasher film poster boy for mentally handicapped serial killers wonders killers--wonders if the two camper women virtual female campers are JUST AS RETARDED at least as he is if not more. LET THAT SINK IN.
mentally damaged as himself. '''Let that sink in.'''
** And to hit the CallBack to ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood Part VII]]'' home more, he Jason swings the co-ed one last time, not time--not on the other co-ed, but ''on the tree''.on a nearby tree.



* During the scene where the gynoid is receiving a breast upgrade, there's the sound of two things falling and clattering on the deck, and her nerd owner looks down. The implication is that her nipples fell off.
* Jenessa's final words before [[spoiler: getting sucked out into space]]:
-->"This ''sucks'' on so many levels!"

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* During When the scene where the gynoid android Kay-Em is receiving a breast upgrade, there's the sound of two things falling and clattering on the deck, and her nerd owner looks down. The implication is that her nipples fell fall off.
* Jenessa's final words before [[spoiler: getting [[spoiler:getting sucked out into space]]:
-->"This ''sucks'' on so many levels!"levels!"

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3rd Jun '17 5:22:33 PM HeroSeeker
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*** Let's reiterate this. JASON. Almost the POSTER BOY for mentally handicapped serial killers wonders if two camper women are JUST AS RETARDED as he is if not more. LET THAT SINK IN.
21st Jan '17 8:33:19 PM Brandon
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* During the scene where the gynoid is receiving a breast upgrade, there's the sound of two things falling and clattering on the deck, and her nerd owner looks down. The implication is that her nipples fell off.

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* During the scene where the gynoid is receiving a breast upgrade, there's the sound of two things falling and clattering on the deck, and her nerd owner looks down. The implication is that her nipples fell off.off.
* Jenessa's final words before [[spoiler: getting sucked out into space]]:
-->"This ''sucks'' on so many levels!"
30th Aug '14 8:35:55 AM ironballs16
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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and premarital sex (verbatim)[[note]]"We ''love'' premarital sex!"[[/note]], strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.

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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much [[DrugsAreBad they love drugs drugs]] and [[DeathBySex premarital sex sex]] (verbatim)[[note]]"We ''love'' premarital sex!"[[/note]], strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
26th Jul '14 12:56:02 AM KentuckyTroper1990
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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital sex (verbatim)[[note]]"We ''love'' pre-marital sex!"[[/note]], strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
** In the novelization, Jason is so dumbstruck by the behaviour of the holograms that he ''briefly assumes they're mentally retarded''.

to:

* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital premarital sex (verbatim)[[note]]"We ''love'' pre-marital premarital sex!"[[/note]], strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
** In the novelization, Jason is so dumbstruck by the behaviour behavior of the holograms that he ''briefly assumes they're mentally retarded''.



* "Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"

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* [[TooDumbToLive "Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"back!"]]
3rd Jan '14 10:49:16 PM Hyrin
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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital sex (verbatim), strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.

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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital sex (verbatim), (verbatim)[[note]]"We ''love'' pre-marital sex!"[[/note]], strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
18th Oct '13 12:35:14 AM MythrilMothV2
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* "Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"

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* "Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"back!"
* During the scene where the gynoid is receiving a breast upgrade, there's the sound of two things falling and clattering on the deck, and her nerd owner looks down. The implication is that her nipples fell off.
31st Jul '13 12:44:42 PM maskedhood
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** And to hit the CallBack to ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood Part VII]]'' home more, he swings the co-ed one last time, not on the other co-ed, but ''on the tree''.

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** And to hit the CallBack to ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood Part VII]]'' home more, he swings the co-ed one last time, not on the other co-ed, but ''on the tree''.tree''.
*"Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"
25th Feb '13 7:55:04 AM ironballs16
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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital sex, strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.

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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital sex, sex (verbatim), strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
28th Sep '12 11:07:48 PM erforce
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** And to hit the CallBack to [[FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood Part 7]] home more, he swings the co-ed one last time, not on the other co-ed, but ''on the tree''.

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** And to hit the CallBack to [[FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood Part 7]] VII]]'' home more, he swings the co-ed one last time, not on the other co-ed, but ''on the tree''.
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