History Funny / JasonX

30th Aug '14 8:35:55 AM ironballs16
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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and premarital sex (verbatim)[[note]]"We ''love'' premarital sex!"[[/note]], strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.

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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much [[DrugsAreBad they love drugs drugs]] and [[DeathBySex premarital sex sex]] (verbatim)[[note]]"We ''love'' premarital sex!"[[/note]], strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
26th Jul '14 12:56:02 AM KentuckyTroper1990
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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital sex (verbatim)[[note]]"We ''love'' pre-marital sex!"[[/note]], strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
** In the novelization, Jason is so dumbstruck by the behaviour of the holograms that he ''briefly assumes they're mentally retarded''.

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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital premarital sex (verbatim)[[note]]"We ''love'' pre-marital premarital sex!"[[/note]], strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
** In the novelization, Jason is so dumbstruck by the behaviour behavior of the holograms that he ''briefly assumes they're mentally retarded''.



* "Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"

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* [[TooDumbToLive "Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"back!"]]
3rd Jan '14 10:49:16 PM Hyrin
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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital sex (verbatim), strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.

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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital sex (verbatim), (verbatim)[[note]]"We ''love'' pre-marital sex!"[[/note]], strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
18th Oct '13 12:35:14 AM MythrilMothV2
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* "Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"

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* "Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"back!"
* During the scene where the gynoid is receiving a breast upgrade, there's the sound of two things falling and clattering on the deck, and her nerd owner looks down. The implication is that her nipples fell off.
31st Jul '13 12:44:42 PM maskedhood
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** And to hit the CallBack to ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood Part VII]]'' home more, he swings the co-ed one last time, not on the other co-ed, but ''on the tree''.

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** And to hit the CallBack to ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood Part VII]]'' home more, he swings the co-ed one last time, not on the other co-ed, but ''on the tree''.tree''.
*"Guys, it's okay! He just wanted his machete back!"
25th Feb '13 7:55:04 AM ironballs16
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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital sex, strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.

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* Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital sex, sex (verbatim), strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
28th Sep '12 11:07:48 PM erforce
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** And to hit the CallBack to [[FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood Part 7]] home more, he swings the co-ed one last time, not on the other co-ed, but ''on the tree''.

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** And to hit the CallBack to [[FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood Part 7]] VII]]'' home more, he swings the co-ed one last time, not on the other co-ed, but ''on the tree''.
26th Sep '12 12:37:56 AM hobohaymaker13
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** And to hit the CallBack to [[FridayThe13thPartVIITheNewBlood Part 7]] home more, he swings the co-ed one last time, not on the other co-ed, but ''on the tree''.
9th Aug '12 11:20:20 AM erforce
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** Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital sex, strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
*** In the novelization, Jason is so dumbstruck by the behaviour of the holograms that he ''briefly assumes they're mentally retarded''.

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** * Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital sex, strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
*** ** In the novelization, Jason is so dumbstruck by the behaviour of the holograms that he ''briefly assumes they're mentally retarded''.
8th Aug '12 9:53:20 AM erforce
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* Brodski gets stabbed in the lungs by Jason but shrugs it off before Jason stabs him again.
-->'''Brodski''': "It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog." *gets stabbed again* "Yeah, that oughta do it."
** Jason is stalled with a holographic representation of Camp Crystal Lake, complete with sexually promiscuous Co-Eds. Both co-eds declare how much they love drugs and pre-marital sex, strip and lay down on sleeping bags. Cut away to the protagonists trying to repair an airlock. Cut back, and Jason has zipped both co-eds into their bags, and is beating one to death with the other in the ultimate sexy co-ed pillow fight.
*** In the novelization, Jason is so dumbstruck by the behaviour of the holograms that he ''briefly assumes they're mentally retarded''.
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