History Funny / Jackass

20th Apr '18 5:59:15 PM HarryLovesHermione
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* "Electric Avenue", which has the group (minus Johnny and Wee Man) making their way through an extremely narrow hallway, with 15 suspended tasers and two spinning double-ended cattle prod (plus a couple of hurdles, in case it wasn't challenging enough). Remember that the cast was shooting this sober to help Steve-O with his sobriety, and no wonder it took quite a while before they found the courage to run it. Summed up succinctly by Bam, who tripped on a hurdle and tumbled out while having violent spasms from incredible electric shocks.

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* "Electric Avenue", which has the group (minus Johnny and Wee Man) making their way through an extremely narrow hallway, with 15 suspended tasers and two spinning double-ended cattle prod prods (plus a couple of hurdles, in case it wasn't challenging enough). Remember that the cast was shooting this sober to help Steve-O with his sobriety, and no wonder it took quite a while before they found the courage to run it. Summed up succinctly by Bam, who tripped on a hurdle and tumbled out while having violent spasms from incredible electric shocks.
20th Apr '18 5:59:01 PM HarryLovesHermione
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* "Electric Avenue", which has the group (minus Johnny and Wee Man) have to make their way through an extremely narrow hallway, with 15 suspended tasers and two spinning double-ended cattle prod (plus a couple of hurdles, in case it wasn't challenging enough). Remember that the cast was shooting this sober to help Steve-O with his sobriety, and no wonder it took quite a while before they found the courage to run it. Summed up succinctly by Bam, who tripped on a hurdle and tumbled out while having violent spasms from incredible electric shocks.

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* "Electric Avenue", which has the group (minus Johnny and Wee Man) have to make making their way through an extremely narrow hallway, with 15 suspended tasers and two spinning double-ended cattle prod (plus a couple of hurdles, in case it wasn't challenging enough). Remember that the cast was shooting this sober to help Steve-O with his sobriety, and no wonder it took quite a while before they found the courage to run it. Summed up succinctly by Bam, who tripped on a hurdle and tumbled out while having violent spasms from incredible electric shocks.
20th Apr '18 5:58:44 PM HarryLovesHermione
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* "Electric Avenue", which has the group (minus Johnny and Wee Man) have to make their way through an extremely narrow hallway, with 15 suspended tasers and two spinning double-ended cattle prod (plus a couple of hurdles, in case it wasn't challenging enough). Remember that the cast was shooting this sober to help Steve-O with his sobriety, and no wonder it took quite a while before they found the courage to run it. Summed up succinctly by Bam, who tripped on a hurdle and tumbled out while having violent spasms from incredible electric shocks.
--->'''Bam (punching a wall in anger)''': OWWW! FUCK, THAT SUCKED!
20th Oct '17 5:29:56 AM Mujaki
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* "Department Store Boxing" from the first movie, which is both ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin and RefugeInAudacity as it pits Knoxville against... ''Butterbean''. The "[[CurbStompBattle fight]]" goes about as well as you expect, with Johnny moaning at one point "This is the last time I let you kick my ass, man." and Butterbean [[ThrowTheDogABone taking pity on him]] by giving Knoxville a free shot.
-->'''Butterbean''': Come on, at least hit me once. ''(taps his cheek)'' Right here.
-->''(Johnny socks him [[NoSell to no effect]])''
-->'''Butterbean''': There you go! ''(knocks Johnny out cold)''
** The kicker? After smelling salts are used to wake Knoxville up post-beating, his first words are a woozy "Is Butterbean okay?"
25th Feb '17 1:10:55 PM nombretomado
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* "Hi, I'm BradPitt and I'm going to be abducted." And in front of a stunned public crowd, Brad Pitt is ganged up on and thrown into a van.

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* "Hi, I'm BradPitt Creator/BradPitt and I'm going to be abducted." And in front of a stunned public crowd, Brad Pitt is ganged up on and thrown into a van.
10th Feb '17 8:58:10 AM GlitteringFlowers
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* Johnny wants to test a groin-protecting cup [[GroinAttack in the, uh, traditional way]]. HilarityEnsues.
23rd Jan '17 8:38:50 PM djPROUDGEEK
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* From ''3D'', The Blindside. Knoxville plays football against NFL player Jared Allen. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTdRXMKh7VI It goes as well as you'd expect it to.]]
-->'''Jeff Tremaine:''' Quickly review (points to Jared): What's your job?
-->'''Jared Allen:''' MURDER KNOXVILLE'S FACE!
-->'''Tremaine:''' (Points to Knoxville) What's your job?
-->'''Knoxville:''' (Weakly) Catch the ball? (In a gruff voice) I mean, uh, catch the ball!
**Bam, Wee-Man, and Dunn sum up the point of the sketch real good:
-->'''Off-camera:''' You think Knoxville's gonna catch the ball?
-->'''Wee-Man:''' No.
-->'''Bam:''' Noooo.
-->'''Dunn:''' Who gives a shit?
2nd Jan '17 11:59:15 PM bt8257
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* Let's face it, a lot of the stuff they do is [[CrossesTheLineTwice pretty]] [[RefugeInAudacity damn]] [[VulgarHumor funny]].

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* Let's face it, a lot of the stuff shit they do is [[CrossesTheLineTwice pretty]] [[RefugeInAudacity damn]] [[VulgarHumor funny]].
16th Dec '16 5:00:45 PM AndyLA
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* Speaking of "Poo Cocktail Supreme", the alternate version featuring none other than Music/BritneySpears. As in, ''she goes inside the port-a-potty''.
2nd Dec '16 3:22:23 PM supgina
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* [[LargeHam "Today's question: is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge."]]

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* [[LargeHam "Today's question: Debate: is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge."]]
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