History Funny / ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia

19th Apr '18 4:59:01 AM Icarael
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-->'''Mac:''' It's a baby we found in the Dumpster.
-->'''Frank:''' Well put it back, it doesn't belong to you.

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-->'''Mac:''' It's a baby we found in the Dumpster.
dumpster.
-->'''Frank:''' Well Well, put it back, it doesn't belong to you.



* "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis": [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos "Because I cut the brakes! Wildcard, bitches! YEEEEEEE HAW!"]]

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* "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis": [[http://www.Charlie's increasingly ChaoticStupid behavior reaches its climax when he reveals he cut the brakes on the Gang's getaway van, because:
--> ''[[http://www.
youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos "Because I cut the brakes! Wildcard, "Wildcard, bitches! YEEEEEEE HAW!"]]HAW!"]]''
2nd Apr '18 6:35:41 PM Agronac919
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** Charlie guessing "The Nightman" as something people are of afraid of... [[TheCloudCuckoolanderWasRight and being right]].
--> '''Grant''': Nightman. Don't know what that is. Just don't know what it is...
--> '''Dennis''': What is happening?!
31st Mar '18 3:14:23 PM Gravidef
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** Special mention goes to the scene where Frank instructs Charlie to write a song about how he does ''not'' "diddle" kids. Mac points out that [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial singing a song of that nature is the fastest way to convince people you're guilty]], but Frank doesn't listen and devises a tune:
--->'''Frank''': Do not diddle kids, it's no good diddling kids! Wouldn't do anyone, younger than my daughter--no little kids, gotta be big, bigger than my daughter!
** Frank decides that having a full makeup job is the perfect way to convince everyone he's on the up-and-up. The problem? He gets a mortician to do it, so he looks like a walking corpse (and the mortician himself seems half-alive; at one point he asks Frank if he can go the bathroom to "moisten his mouth"). The Gang argues that it looks bad, but Frank ignores them and describes how when he's dead, he'll be totally fine with people doing all manner of horribly graphic sexual acts on his body...all of which is broadcast over his microphone.


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** Context: The gang is trying to reach a movie they want to see across town. At one point, Frank's left behind, so he commandeers a boat full of tourists by sneaking aboard and revving up the engine when the real captain steps off (he covers his tracks by claiming to be "Captain" Frank, as "Captain Tom turned out to be a GODDAMN JUNKIE!"). What follows is a bizarre blend of Frank pretending to give a tour ("It's a...big building...made out of brick...I don't know what the hell it is"), recapping past episodes, and describing his hobby of banging whores. Then he abandons the tourists on the side of the river and rushes out while chanting "no surrender, no surrender"--only to discover that [[RealityEnsues the captain called the cops about the stolen boat]]. Frank immediately gives up.
29th Mar '18 2:56:09 AM Gorank
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* "Mac's Banging the Waitress": When trying to find a hiding spot, Charlie says that laying flat on his bed like a starfish would be the best place, Dennis saying the opposite. When Mac and the Waitress enter, they don't notice the [[FailedASpotChecl Charlie and Dennis conspicuously on the bed until Mac lifts the cover]], revealing the [[NotWhatItLooksLike two in an incredibly awkward position.]]

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* "Mac's Banging the Waitress": When trying to find a hiding spot, Charlie says that laying flat on his bed like a starfish would be the best place, Dennis saying the opposite. When Mac and the Waitress enter, they don't notice the [[FailedASpotChecl [[FailedASpotCheck Charlie and Dennis conspicuously on the bed until Mac lifts the cover]], revealing the [[NotWhatItLooksLike two in an incredibly awkward position.]]
24th Mar '18 10:48:59 PM Agronac919
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqZsF9KZleg&t=193s This interview]] with the actors of the [=McPoyles=] in which Jimmi Simpson plays a CloudCuckoolander version of himself who apparently [[YouKeepUsingThatWord does business.]]
21st Mar '18 11:41:46 PM BobSaget9
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** At one point, Charlie up and takes the ball, and tries to make a basket... by throwing it directly into the hoop.

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** At one point, Charlie up and takes the ball, and tries to make a basket... by throwing it directly into the rim of the hoop.
18th Mar '18 6:00:11 AM Benbeasted
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** Mac and Charlie agree that guys in prison are hard (read: tough). Thus, they want to find ways to prove how hard they are.
-->'''Mac''': This is our chance to get hard!
-->'''Charlie''': I just don't know if this is the best way to get hard.
-->'''Mac''': Of course it is. This is totally hard. Look, you wanna get hard, don't you?
-->'''Charlie''': Oh, I want to get hard. I want to get very, very hard.


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* "Mac's Banging the Waitress": When trying to find a hiding spot, Charlie says that laying flat on his bed like a starfish would be the best place, Dennis saying the opposite. When Mac and the Waitress enter, they don't notice the [[FailedASpotChecl Charlie and Dennis conspicuously on the bed until Mac lifts the cover]], revealing the [[NotWhatItLooksLike two in an incredibly awkward position.]]
-->'''Dennis:'''Goddammit, Charlie, I knew we shouldn't have done this in the bed! Why'd you have to get on top of me?


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** Earlier in the episode, when trying to iron out his backstory with the gang, Charlie asks whether or not his alias is left or right-handed. Dennis wants Charlie to focus because it won't come up. The moment he gets a chance to speak, he immediately calls Dennis left-handed.
** When Dennis is executing his plan to trick Mandy into thinking he's died right in front of him, he pretends to get shot by a sniper. The problem is, he starts bleeding ''before'' the gunshot.
14th Mar '18 1:35:51 AM Benbeasted
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** Earlier on, Dee only helps Charlie and Mac after they agree to find a baby for her before the auditor arrives. They arrive late, barrelling through the door with a screaming baby that they've ''kidnapped.'' [[spoiler: It turns out that it wasn't a baby at all and was just a pair of crucifixes in a blanket.]]


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** When Mac finds that his counterpart has no money in his pants, he concludes that the lesson is "black people are poor." When Charlie finds $25 in his pants, he concludes that black people are rich.
12th Mar '18 9:16:54 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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-->"Aw, man, [[{{Squick}} I just threw up on my dick!]]"
7th Mar '18 3:16:36 AM Benbeasted
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*** In order to really sell Frank's "condition," Charlie gives him some well placed ''hickeys''.


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* "Dennis' Double Life":
** Dennis has been tricking a woman into thinking his name is actually Brian. Mac slips up at one point and his attempt to cover it up is hilarious.
-->'''Mac''': Brian is his name, Dennis is his ''sex slave'' name. He's my gimp.
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