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26th Apr '15 9:14:08 AM Scorntex
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* During vol 5, Tony has travelled into space, and saves some aliens from an attack. Their leader, a [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe good-looking woman]] starts making the moves on him. Tony removes his helmet, and she suddenly freaks out. Why? She thinks his facial hair is disgusting.
* In the same arc, Tony winds up in a fight with ComicBook/DeathsHead (the original version). Tony thinks the fight is unfair, especially since he was told the fight would be "as nature finds you". The problem?
-->'''Tony:''' ''You're a thirty-foot tall robot!''
-->'''Death's Head:''' And that's how nature made me.
** Prior to this, Death's Head says he's not cheating. He's not even using his flamethrower or rocket launchers.

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3rd Dec '14 12:12:48 AM NowhereLad
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In "Iron Man To The Second Power", there were plenty of moments.
* When MODOK summons the Mandarin via gong, the Mandarin has this to say:
-->'''Mandarin''': Bah! That's MODOK calling. [[{{Hypocrite}} He has an unfortunate taste]] for [[LargeHam the melodramatic.]]
-->(''The Mandarin does a CapeSwish as he departs'')
-->'''Hypnotia''': [[DeadpanSnarker I wonder where he picked it up.]]
* Justin Hammer's BadBadActing when the duplicate Iron Man "steals" the Dark Water Fever antidote.
-->'''Justin Hammer''': Is there no one we can trust?!
** And he's filming the whole sequence with a handheld video camera.
* The [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar suspicious]], repeated use of the word "stimulating."
-->'''Hypnotia''': Make the farmers spread the crop with the fungus. In 36 hours it will breed enough Dark Water Fever toxin to decimate Los Angeles.
-->'''Dreadknight''' (''laughing''): Los Angeles. Fire! Floods! Riots! Earthquakes! And now... FEVER! How ''stimulating''.
* When Dreadknight and Blacklash get into another fight over Hypnotia:
-->'''Dreadknight''' (''brandishing his lance''): You need a little [[IncrediblyLamePun iron]] in your diet!
-->'''Blacklash''': And ''you'' need a spelling lesson!
-->(''Blacklash proceeds to spell "bozo" in the ground with his whip'')
-->'''Blacklash''': B! O! Z! O! Spells "Dreadknight"!
-->'''Dreadknight''': You ''dare'' to call me a B, Oz... BOZO?!
-->'''Hypnotia''': Oh give me a break!
* Wanda's tarot reading is summed up as "What you see isn't always what you get." Julia then quips "You just described my ex-husband, the dork."
* When the two Iron Men are revealed to the public in the middle of a fight in "Iron Man to the Second Power":
-->'''Two Police Officers''': Two Iron Mans?!
-->'''[[TheDitz Ditz Bystander]]''': Gosh, I don't know who to root for!
-->'''Old Lady Bystander''': The one that didn't try to kill us, Dumbo!
-->'''Ditz Bystander''': ''Disney/{{Dumbo}}'' is [[CompletelyMissingThePoint my favorite movie.]] Gosh, Iron Man versus Iron Man! Ooh I wonder who will come out victorious? That means "win".
-->(''The Old Lady Bystander has a look that says "take me now"'')
* M.O.D.O.K. fears the duplicate Iron Man won't be able to beat the real deal in a fair fight.
-->'''The Mandarin''': "Fair?" Did you say "a fair fight?" [[WhatAnIdiot Did you get your head caught in a revolving door?!]]
** The Mandarin's completely incredulous reaction to M.O.D.O.K.'s statement is nothing short of hilarious, due to the fact that he legitimately cannot believe M.O.D.O.K. could be ''that'' stupid.

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In "Iron
* ''And The Sea Shall Give Up Its Dead''
** The scene of Tony's swimming exercises opening like he's giving birth.
** Hypnotia in disguise pushing M.O.D.O.K. around in a baby stroller, who, upon confirming his information, basically flies off and ditches her.
--->'''Hypnotia''': What about my ride?! You horrid little troll!

* ''The Origin of the Mandarin''
** M.O.D.O.K. accidentally punching Hypnotia in the face. She then clonks him and calls him "Dorkmeister."

* ''Iron
Man To The Second Power", there were plenty of moments.
*
Power''
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When MODOK summons the Mandarin via gong, the Mandarin has this to say:
-->'''Mandarin''': --->'''Mandarin''': Bah! That's MODOK calling. [[{{Hypocrite}} He has an unfortunate taste]] for [[LargeHam the melodramatic.]]
-->(''The --->(''The Mandarin does a CapeSwish as he departs'')
-->'''Hypnotia''': --->'''Hypnotia''': [[DeadpanSnarker I wonder where he picked it up.]]
* ** Justin Hammer's BadBadActing when the duplicate Iron Man "steals" the Dark Water Fever antidote.
-->'''Justin --->'''Justin Hammer''': Is there no one we can trust?!
** *** And he's filming the whole sequence with a handheld video camera.
* ** The [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar suspicious]], repeated use of the word "stimulating."
-->'''Hypnotia''': --->'''Hypnotia''': Make the farmers spread the crop with the fungus. In 36 hours it will breed enough Dark Water Fever toxin to decimate Los Angeles.
-->'''Dreadknight''' --->'''Dreadknight''' (''laughing''): Los Angeles. Fire! Floods! Riots! Earthquakes! And now... FEVER! How ''stimulating''.
* ** When Dreadknight and Blacklash get into another fight over Hypnotia:
-->'''Dreadknight''' --->'''Dreadknight''' (''brandishing his lance''): You need a little [[IncrediblyLamePun iron]] in your diet!
-->'''Blacklash''': --->'''Blacklash''': And ''you'' need a spelling lesson!
-->(''Blacklash --->(''Blacklash proceeds to spell "bozo" in the ground with his whip'')
-->'''Blacklash''': --->'''Blacklash''': B! O! Z! O! Spells "Dreadknight"!
-->'''Dreadknight''': --->'''Dreadknight''': You ''dare'' to call me a B, Oz... BOZO?!
-->'''Hypnotia''': --->'''Hypnotia''': Oh give me a break!
* ** Wanda's tarot reading is summed up as "What you see isn't always what you get." Julia then quips "You just described my ex-husband, the dork."
* ** When the two Iron Men are revealed to the public in the middle of a fight in "Iron Man to the Second Power":
-->'''Two --->'''Two Police Officers''': Two Iron Mans?!
-->'''[[TheDitz --->'''[[TheDitz Ditz Bystander]]''': Gosh, I don't know who to root for!
-->'''Old --->'''Old Lady Bystander''': The one that didn't try to kill us, Dumbo!
-->'''Ditz --->'''Ditz Bystander''': ''Disney/{{Dumbo}}'' is [[CompletelyMissingThePoint my favorite movie.animal picture.]] Gosh, Iron Man versus Iron Man! Ooh I wonder who will come out emerge victorious? That means "win".
-->(''The --->(''The Old Lady Bystander has a look that says "take me now"'')
* ** M.O.D.O.K. fears the duplicate Iron Man won't be able to beat the real deal in a fair fight.
-->'''The --->'''The Mandarin''': "Fair?" Did you say "a fair fight?" [[WhatAnIdiot Did you get your head caught in a revolving door?!]]
** *** The Mandarin's completely incredulous reaction to M.O.D.O.K.'s statement is nothing short of hilarious, due to the fact that he legitimately cannot believe M.O.D.O.K. could be ''that'' stupid.
3rd Dec '14 12:02:13 AM NowhereLad
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* Justin Hammer's BadBadActing when the duplicate Iron Man "steals" the Dark Water Fever antidote.
-->'''Justin Hammer''': Is there no one we can trust?!
** And he's filming the whole sequence with a handheld video camera.
* The [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar suspicious]], repeated use of the word "stimulating."
-->'''Hypnotia''': Make the farmers spread the crop with the fungus. In 36 hours it will breed enough Dark Water Fever toxin to decimate Los Angeles.
-->'''Dreadknight''' (''laughing''): Los Angeles. Fire! Floods! Riots! Earthquakes! And now... FEVER! How ''stimulating''.



--->'''Dreadknight''' (''brandishing his lance''): You need a little [[IncrediblyLamePun iron]] in your diet!

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--->'''Dreadknight''' -->'''Dreadknight''' (''brandishing his lance''): You need a little [[IncrediblyLamePun iron]] in your diet!


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-->'''Hypnotia''': Oh give me a break!
* Wanda's tarot reading is summed up as "What you see isn't always what you get." Julia then quips "You just described my ex-husband, the dork."


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* M.O.D.O.K. fears the duplicate Iron Man won't be able to beat the real deal in a fair fight.
-->'''The Mandarin''': "Fair?" Did you say "a fair fight?" [[WhatAnIdiot Did you get your head caught in a revolving door?!]]
** The Mandarin's completely incredulous reaction to M.O.D.O.K.'s statement is nothing short of hilarious, due to the fact that he legitimately cannot believe M.O.D.O.K. could be ''that'' stupid.
29th Nov '14 11:08:46 PM Phoenixion
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** When MODOK summons the Mandarin via gong, the Mandarin has this to say:
--->'''Mandarin''': Bah! That's MODOK calling. [[{{Hypocrite}} He has an unfortunate taste]] for [[LargeHam the melodramatic.]]
--->(''The Mandarin does a CapeSwish as he departs'')
--->'''Hypnotia''': [[DeadpanSnarker I wonder where he picked it up.]]
** When Dreadknight and Blacklash get into another fight over Hypnotia:

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** * When MODOK summons the Mandarin via gong, the Mandarin has this to say:
--->'''Mandarin''': -->'''Mandarin''': Bah! That's MODOK calling. [[{{Hypocrite}} He has an unfortunate taste]] for [[LargeHam the melodramatic.]]
--->(''The -->(''The Mandarin does a CapeSwish as he departs'')
--->'''Hypnotia''': -->'''Hypnotia''': [[DeadpanSnarker I wonder where he picked it up.]]
** * When Dreadknight and Blacklash get into another fight over Hypnotia:



--->'''Blacklash''': And ''you'' need a spelling lesson!
--->(''Blacklash proceeds to spell "bozo" in the ground with his whip'')
--->'''Blacklash''': B! O! Z! O! Spells "Dreadknight"!
--->'''Dreadknight''': You ''dare'' to call me a B, Oz... BOZO?!
** When the two Iron Men are revealed to the public in the middle of a fight in "Iron Man to the Second Power":
--->'''Two Police Officers''': Two Iron Mans?!
--->'''[[TheDitz Ditz Bystander]]''': Gosh, I don't know who to root for!
--->'''Old Lady Bystander''': The one that didn't try to kill us, Dumbo!
--->'''Ditz Bystander''': ''Disney/{{Dumbo}}'' is [[CompletelyMissingThePoint my favorite movie.]] Gosh, Iron Man versus Iron Man! Ooh I wonder who will come out victorious? That means "win".
--->(''The Old Lady Bystander has a look that says "take me now"'')

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--->'''Blacklash''': -->'''Blacklash''': And ''you'' need a spelling lesson!
--->(''Blacklash -->(''Blacklash proceeds to spell "bozo" in the ground with his whip'')
--->'''Blacklash''': -->'''Blacklash''': B! O! Z! O! Spells "Dreadknight"!
--->'''Dreadknight''': -->'''Dreadknight''': You ''dare'' to call me a B, Oz... BOZO?!
** * When the two Iron Men are revealed to the public in the middle of a fight in "Iron Man to the Second Power":
--->'''Two -->'''Two Police Officers''': Two Iron Mans?!
--->'''[[TheDitz -->'''[[TheDitz Ditz Bystander]]''': Gosh, I don't know who to root for!
--->'''Old -->'''Old Lady Bystander''': The one that didn't try to kill us, Dumbo!
--->'''Ditz -->'''Ditz Bystander''': ''Disney/{{Dumbo}}'' is [[CompletelyMissingThePoint my favorite movie.]] Gosh, Iron Man versus Iron Man! Ooh I wonder who will come out victorious? That means "win".
--->(''The -->(''The Old Lady Bystander has a look that says "take me now"'')
29th Nov '14 11:03:44 PM Phoenixion
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!!!''[[Anime/IronMan Iron Man Anime]]'':

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!!!The [[WesternAnimation/IronMan 1994 Animated Series]]:

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!!!The !The [[WesternAnimation/IronMan 1994 Animated Series]]:
29th Nov '14 11:02:28 PM Phoenixion
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--->(''The Old Lady Bystander has a look that says "take me now"'')

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--->(''The Old Lady Bystander has a look that says "take me now"'')now"'')
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29th Nov '14 11:01:59 PM Phoenixion
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Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse [[Film/IronMan films]]:
* Funny/IronMan1
* Funny/IronMan2
* Funny/IronMan3
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29th Nov '14 11:00:32 PM Phoenixion
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!!!''Film/IronMan1'':
29th Nov '14 10:59:58 PM Phoenixion
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* Tony's response for being called as "Da Vinci of our time"?
-->"Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint."
* Tony at the beginning.
--> "I don't want to see this on your Website/{{MySpace}} Page. Please, no gang signs... No, throw it up, I'm kidding."
--> "Yeah peace, I love peace! I'd be out of a job with peace..."
** Also at the beginning:
--->'''Soldier:''' Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year?
--->'''Tony Stark:''' That is an excellent question. Yes and no. March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was [[TwinThreesomeFantasy twins]].
* Also also at the beginning:
-->'''Tony:''' I'm sorry, this is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is over there.
** And then after Tony is kidnapped and assumed dead, he is reunited with Rhodey, who finds him haggard, injured and near complete exhaustion:
--->'''Rhodey''': How was the fun-vee?
--->[''Tony laughs'']
* During Tony's escape from the Afghanistan caves, he gets his gauntlet jammed in a rock face when trying to take out a soldier. Another one sees an opportunity for a BoomHeadshot. He walks right up beside Tony for point blank aiming and... The bullet ricochets off Tony's helmet, and [[BoomHeadshot into the head]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard of the shooter]].
** And Tony turns around as if to say [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh 'What was that? A twig?']]
** Just before the escape some of the guards demand to know what Tony and Yinsen are doing. Despite the tense situation, or perhaps ''because'' of it, this exchange stands out.
-->'''Tony''': (''hears the guards yelling'') Say something!
-->'''Yensin''': He's speaking Hungarian. I don't know Hungarian!
* Pepper talking with the reporter who Tony slept with and subsequently dumped.
-->'''Christine''': "Even after all this time, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning."
-->'''Pepper''': "I do anything and everything ''Mr. Stark'' requires... including occasionally taking out the trash. [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Will that be all?]]"
** Also this scene:
---> '''Pepper''': I actually don't think that you could tie your shoes without me.
---> '''Tony''': I'd make it a week.
---> '''Pepper''': Oh really? What's your social security number?
---> '''Tony''': ... Five.
* As Tony enters the first press conference, Stane asks him if he has another cheeseburger, since he wanted it to look like he was glad Tony was back, for the cameras.
* "Okay, let's start things off nice and easy, see if 10 percent thrust capacity achieves lift. In three...two...one..." '''''*WHAM!*'''''
** Then there's the bit just after that where he's designing the stabilizers.
--->'''Pepper:''' I thought you said you were done making weapons.
--->'''Tony:''' It isn't. [[ExactWords This is a flight stabilizer]]. It's completely harmless.
--->''The stabilizer shoots a blast of energy that knocks him onto his back''
--->'''Tony:''' I didn't expect that.
* Tony in the Mark II suit turning off the repulsors, [[RealityEnsues then going through the roof,]] [[GravityIsAHarshMistress piano and one of his cars]]. Cue one of the workshop robots spraying him with fire extinguisher.
** The previous scene:
--->'''Tony:''' If you douse me again and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.
* The great unsung comedy moment of the movie, due entirely to Downey's brilliant deadpan delivery:
--> '''Party Girl:''' Hey, Tony, remember me?
--> '''Tony:''' Sure don't.
** The best part is that he doesn't even stop walking or turn to look at her as he says it.
* When Tony shows up at the party and he thinks he sees Hugh Hefner and pats him on the back, only for "Hef" to turn around and be [[spoiler:[[CreatorCameo Stan Lee]]]].
* Tony's reaction to Pepper seeing him [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown being peeled out of the Mark III armor]].
-->[[NoodleIncident "Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing."]]
** Better yet, the dialogue between Tony and JARVIS while they're trying (off-screen) to remove the former's suit.
--->'''JARVIS:''' Well, it is a tight fit, sir...
--->'''Tony:''' Ow!
--->'''JARVIS:''' Sir, the more you struggle, the more this is going to hurt.
--->'''Tony:''' Be gentle, this is my first time.
* Two words: "[[OhCrap Icing problem?]]"
** "Might wanna look into it." [[CherryTapping *clonk*]]
* A brief moment during the final fight scene. Tony's just started getting out of his suit, thinking that he's won and he can take it off, when Iron Monger appears behind him. He turns and lifts his hand to deliver a repulsor blast... Only to find that he's already taken the armored glove off of it and his hand is bare. He actually turns his palm to stare incredulously at it for a second before getting slammed in the face.
* "TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO ''BUILD THIS'' IN A ''CAVE!'' WITH A BOX OF ''SCRAPS!''" "Well I'm sorry... but I'm not Tony Stark."
* The little exchange between Coulson and Pepper while they infiltrate Sector 16.
--> '''Pepper''': Oh what is that, some kind of device to pick the lock?
--> '''Coulson''': You might want to step back...
** Pepper then turns around and covers her ears in expectation of a huge bang, only for the lock to blow in a small "poof."
* [[spoiler:A dying Tony has just failed to grab the prototype Arc Reactor that Pepper saved and had monogrammed, and is lying there, beaten... until Dummy casually lowers it into frame. Doubles as a [[SugarWiki.HeartwarmingMoments CMOH]].]]
--> '''Tony''': Good boy...
* The scene where Pepper swaps out Tony's Arc Reactor for the upgraded model. Particularly this line:
--> '''Tony''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, it's nothing.]] [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction I'm just going into cardiac arrest]] because you ''yanked it out like a trout-''
31st Oct '14 8:43:55 AM TheMysteriousTroper
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* During Tony's escape from the Afghanistan caves, he gets his gauntlet jammed in a rock face when trying to take out a soldier. One sees an opprotunity for a BoomHeadshot. The bullet richochets off Tony's helmet, and [[BoomHeadshot into the head]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard of the shooter]].
** And Tony turns around to say [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh What was that? A twig?]]

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* During Tony's escape from the Afghanistan caves, he gets his gauntlet jammed in a rock face when trying to take out a soldier. One Another one sees an opprotunity opportunity for a BoomHeadshot. He walks right up beside Tony for point blank aiming and... The bullet richochets ricochets off Tony's helmet, and [[BoomHeadshot into the head]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard of the shooter]].
** And Tony turns around as if to say [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh What 'What was that? A twig?]]twig?']]
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