History Funny / ImprovEverywhere

1st Apr '15 1:12:37 PM WaywardTotodile
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** "Apparently, giving out cups of Cheerios is a worse offense than setting up a casino on park property."

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** "Apparently, -->"Apparently, giving out cups of Cheerios is a worse offense than setting up a casino on park property."
1st Apr '15 1:11:33 PM WaywardTotodile
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-->''"I'm gonna get Apple Guy! He's gonna break!"''

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-->''"I'm gonna get Apple Guy! He's gonna break!"''break!"''
*Near the end of "Offshore Gambling" comes this gem:
**"Apparently, giving out cups of Cheerios is a worse offense than setting up a casino on park property."
27th Aug '14 5:57:02 PM ManCalledTrue
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-->"''Mom, c'mere, there's a '''black guy''' down here!"''

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-->"''Mom, c'mere, there's a '''black guy''' down here!"''here!"''
* The reaction of several NYPD officers to the Times Square Freeze.
-->''"I'm gonna get Apple Guy! He's gonna break!"''
27th Mar '14 9:30:29 AM wyattte
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** For future reference, if you ever want to get kicked out of DSW all you have to do is jumping jacks.

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** For future reference, if you ever want to get kicked out of DSW all you have to do is jumping jacks.jacks.
* From Aspen, Colorado, comes [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VyRwrrggxok "Meet A Black Person,"]] which is CrossesTheLineTwice at its finest. Especially if you love awkward white people.
-->"''Mom, c'mere, there's a '''black guy''' down here!"''
6th Apr '13 2:06:04 PM AnotherWanderingGhost
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-->'''Agent''': Um... Haunting the library.

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-->'''Agent''': Um... Haunting the library.library.
* The reactions of the various agents escorted out of DSW in [[http://improveverywhere.com/2005/03/19/look-up-more/ Look Up More]]
** ...The manager had no way of knowing we weren’t going to, say, expose ourselves or spell out “Shop at Payless” with our bodies.
** ...we see our first signal and begin doing our jumping jacks. Apparently in DSW, this is akin to Defcon 5. “OH MY GOD THEY’RE DOING JUMPING JACKS,” [the manager] exclaims. “Call the cops."
** “OH, great. Jumping jacks! That’s it, call security!” Apparently we had broken the unspoken rule/sin of doing jumping jacks in a store.
** They must have thought we were the infamous Jumping-Jax Shoe Heist Gang come to raid their store.
** For future reference, if you ever want to get kicked out of DSW all you have to do is jumping jacks.
29th Jul '12 1:32:11 AM SayaAensland
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->'''Security Guard (to agent dressed as a ghost):''' Sir, what are you doing?
->'''Agent''': Um... Haunting the library.

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->'''Security -->'''Security Guard (to agent dressed as a ghost):''' Sir, what are you doing?
->'''Agent''': -->'''Agent''': Um... Haunting the library.
24th Jul '11 8:00:20 PM Phlakes
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* In short, some of the reactions to the people who have no clue what is going on is downright hilarious.

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* In short, some of the reactions to the people who have no clue what is going on is downright hilarious.hilarious.
* From the Ghostbusters performance-
->'''Security Guard (to agent dressed as a ghost):''' Sir, what are you doing?
->'''Agent''': Um... Haunting the library.
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